20 WORST Tips from 2000 Hours in Satisfactory!

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  • 20 WORST Tips from 2000 Hours in Satisfactory!
    I have over 2000 hours of Satisfactory gameplay experience and I've condensed that into 20 essential tips to help you start your factory and go through the game!
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  • @manofmushroom1849
    @manofmushroom1849 Рік тому +756

    As a new player myself I found this tutorial very useful and made the game so much easier

  • @SmokinWarthog
    @SmokinWarthog Рік тому +303

    Ok, well done. I finally realized what's happening two thirds into the video. The factory cart was too much 🤗

    • @the_nick_knack
      @the_nick_knack Рік тому +20

      I finally got it when he advised to spend tickets on biomass lmao

    • @EmeraldJlan
      @EmeraldJlan Рік тому +17

      I figured it out at the beginning because of the 10k iron lol

    • @the_nick_knack
      @the_nick_knack Рік тому +17

      @@EmeraldJlan At that point I was like "man, it must have been a while since he played early game cause that is some awful advice" lol

    • @jeanremynoble1798
      @jeanremynoble1798 Рік тому +9

      It took me way too long to figure this out, though the creeping sense of horror started with "keep making more screws forever"

    • @lucasjacobs9195
      @lucasjacobs9195 Рік тому +4

      I got it at the useless quartz nodes

  • @dethdukk
    @dethdukk Рік тому +380

    Is it bad that the alternate that lets you skip the iron rods step for screws is actually one of my favorite alternates?

    • @Flopcopp
      @Flopcopp Рік тому +15

      Same here

    • @Wildemut
      @Wildemut Рік тому +21

      My favorite is the Diluted fuel alternate recipe.

    • @balaclavaboi7785
      @balaclavaboi7785 Рік тому +8

      One of the best alts

    • @LabTech41
      @LabTech41 Рік тому +3

      I really hope they eventually put in alternates for steel beams and pipes; the bottleneck is really a pain in the butt for using certain other alternates.

    • @matthewrodeffer7815
      @matthewrodeffer7815 Рік тому +10

      I think the goal is to eliminate screws altogether. I haven't really played around with alternate recipes though.

  • @jackmcfetridge
    @jackmcfetridge Рік тому +80

    Coffee Stain’s April fools video was the first thing I watched this morning, I won’t be duped again, certainly not by a player who doesn’t even have a verified fixit employee badge

  • @johnb0815
    @johnb0815 Рік тому +190

    2:55 you forgot the mention the charcoal and biocoal alternate recipes. with these you can get more power out of your plant stuff but still have all the coal form the miners for steel production. and then switch to liquid biofuel as soon as you can

  • @skootlebop
    @skootlebop Рік тому +181

    took me almost half the video to realize its an april fools joke

  • @Michblack0000
    @Michblack0000 Рік тому +97

    That caterium trick for the nuclear plant is *brilliant*!!! I'm gonna go load up some storage containers and add a few splitters immediately! Thanks Kibitz!

  • @0TioDudu0
    @0TioDudu0 Рік тому +40

    The "build a bunch of burners" is actually a good tip for before coal power.
    More burners = load more distributed = biomass burns slower = more time between refills.

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 Рік тому +1

      I usually get up to around 8 or so Biomass burners (not counting the ones that are part of the HQ) before I swap to coal power. For me, it's the best balance between deep fuel reserves and the aggravation of checking fuel levels of multiple machines.

    • @Vatharian
      @Vatharian Рік тому +2

      @@noppornwongrassamee8941 oooops. I switch to coal, when I am around 40-50...

    • @Rocker-1234
      @Rocker-1234 Рік тому +1

      if you have the refined power mod its even better cause you just build automated ones and a plant to make biomass/solid biomass and theyll sort themselves out while youre exploring and building

  • @malumphasma
    @malumphasma Рік тому +50

    Kibz, now I only have 1400 hours in Satisfactory, but I would like to add that when you have 50 biofuel burners it can help to have blade runners so you can constantly run between the burners and keep them full.😉

  • @turosianarcher8771
    @turosianarcher8771 Рік тому +13

    Took me all the way up until the bit about automating screws to remember what day this video was made. Well played sir, well played.

    • @Anson_AKB
      @Anson_AKB Рік тому

      it took me no time at all when reading the title :-)
      (or did he change the title afterwards?)

  • @andrewhoward6946
    @andrewhoward6946 Рік тому +22

    If you follow these tips, you'll reach 2,000 hours of playtime too! Before you even finish all your milestones!

  • @crightbrayons8416
    @crightbrayons8416 Рік тому +35

    2000? Man now I feel so much better about my playthrough. I'm no where near as creative as kibz. Always was so amazed at his vids.

    • @raeraeella6426
      @raeraeella6426 Рік тому +2

      Yea so am I, but not in the way you are.
      I'm amazed his graphics card still works.

  • @kujian
    @kujian Рік тому +12

    Best part of the video is knowing how painful it must have been for you to merge that caterium into your nuclear set up

  • @ms06rider
    @ms06rider 10 місяців тому +3

    The "useless nodes" tip at 5:40 is actually pretty damn solid. Quartz gives quite a few points - if you sink them until you actually use them, you can generate a lot of coupons early on with litlle to no effort and power usage. If you first produce the other "better" quartz stuff, it'll produce even more.

  • @darkwelder9736
    @darkwelder9736 Рік тому +5

    When you added caterium to the uranium belt my heart literally skipped for a second. Genious idea, gotta use it everywhere!

  • @Ghan04
    @Ghan04 Рік тому +13

    No troll, I actually like the cast screw recipe if I find it in the early game. Before you can completely eliminate screws it saves on production steps and machine count. Not useful late game since you tend to avoid screws but if you find it in your first few hard drives it is useful!

  • @yosemitedan7457
    @yosemitedan7457 Рік тому +11

    I have been searching favorite channels and game most of the day looking for this kind of content and must give props where due. One of the better April Fool's takes out there. Just enough legit advice to keep me watching for the stuff that was total joke. Most are just tossing out something patently unlikely.

  • @lucasstrong9208
    @lucasstrong9208 Рік тому +2

    Now I've heard a lot of people hate on caterium wire, but honestly I use it a lot, it saves so much time building giant infrastructure in places where I've already got excess caterium but don't have copper/iron nearby.

  • @michaelwaegemans6802
    @michaelwaegemans6802 Рік тому +8

    Could not have done it without this video! Keep up the good work Kibz!!

  • @dmdeemer
    @dmdeemer Рік тому +3

    Watching this on April 3. I actually hope Kibitz takes this down soon, because it's not obvious it was posted April 1 and he does it so deadpan that some noobs might actually believe it.
    Also, it's hillarious. Thanks, Kibitz!

  • @gwallace5403
    @gwallace5403 Рік тому +6

    I would really really like a followup video of this that's actually helpful. I feel like you're one of the more experienced players to be explaining how people should use oil etc. I have two of your turbo fuel power plants now, I'm still preparing to jump straight into plutonium without having a basic nuclear phase.

  • @TheDementation
    @TheDementation Рік тому +18

    Kibitz, not giving us the tips we want, but giving us the tips we need.🙃

  • @eamonnator
    @eamonnator Рік тому +11

    As soon as he recommended screws I started laughing. GG kibz have a wonderful April Fools

  • @reaprcussion5703
    @reaprcussion5703 Рік тому +3

    I didn't even realize until he mentioned coal power. I was like "eh, disagree but it might work for him" smh
    got me good

  • @Fallub
    @Fallub Рік тому +2

    Fantastic. Best laugh I have had all Thanks Kibz.

  • @zoukiller360tv5
    @zoukiller360tv5 Рік тому

    Love your videos!!!! Keep up the great work!!!!

  • @TSGPL
    @TSGPL Рік тому +7

    those are some SOLID tips!
    Can't wait to start a new world using these! 😄

    • @Anson_AKB
      @Anson_AKB Рік тому +1

      nothing can be so bad that it can't be used at least as some deterrent example.
      and sometimes even give a new view on something and some (different) good ideas.

  • @ShennonLoker
    @ShennonLoker Рік тому +1

    Thanks Jace! Very Helpful!

  • @ErikVanKelst
    @ErikVanKelst Рік тому +2

    I find stitched iron plates extremely useful throughout the whole game, without it you need a ton more screws as you mentioned 😂 Great video as per usual, keep it up 👍

  • @Mr3ppozz
    @Mr3ppozz Рік тому

    This kind of videos are always really helpful!
    I keep wanting to get back to the game but always end up doing other stuff instead of setting up a world of chaos xD

  • @incantrix1337
    @incantrix1337 Рік тому +1

    I just bought the game, looking forward to getting started! Your advice is greatly appreciated!

  • @iskexxeri
    @iskexxeri Рік тому +4

    First! Great to see your still on Satisfactory kibz! Many give up sooner or later because they got bored :'( Loving the vids so far x THE PIONEER MUST CARRY ON TO THE 500K Mark x

  • @realgorillapanic7483
    @realgorillapanic7483 Рік тому

    Been watching your videos for so long, especially satisfactory. Been trying to use your tips to the best of my ability. I was wondering if you planned on doing a server build with subs to see how fast and efficient the server could build everything?

  • @llandy123
    @llandy123 Рік тому +1

    I found this advice to be very helpful. I ran around the whole map converting every iron mine into a screw factory and now I almost have enough screws.

  • @mjdapp
    @mjdapp Рік тому +2

    You monster Kibitz - Thanks to your video I was forced to drop all my other projects just to see it a factory cart can be made to follow a programmed track.

  • @hirschragou3887
    @hirschragou3887 Рік тому +1

    I love the fact that you added the caterium thing😂

  • @mhymullaney
    @mhymullaney Рік тому

    Ayyy, stoked that you'll be at LTX!! less stoked that I won't be there. Will be a blast!

  • @sertaki
    @sertaki Рік тому +1

    Finally, we get a good onboarding video for new players.
    Really hits all the right notes.

  • @claes9
    @claes9 Рік тому

    Gotta admit,. this was such a refreshing satisfactory video :D amazing stuff. an funny how we all have somwhat done all of these amazing tips ;)

  • @control9lcme
    @control9lcme Рік тому +6

    You forgot portable miner alt recipe, it is very important to automate them as soon as possible, so that you can bring the whole bunch with you wherever you go and have them mining those sweet resources you find along the way. Especially well if you use no mods for bigger inventory.

  • @brendanblanks4438
    @brendanblanks4438 Рік тому

    Thanks Kibz, helps a lot.

  • @Nerazmus
    @Nerazmus Рік тому +1

    Important tip is also that Space Elevator is really endgame stuff. So you should ignore it for like first 300 hours before you get a hang of the game.

  • @skylerharris379
    @skylerharris379 Рік тому

    I like the Goat Simulator music tip, that's definitely my favorite, helped with the factory a lot

  • @Kuwaiden
    @Kuwaiden Рік тому +2

    Really took me 5 mins into the video to realize it was an april fool's video
    well played kibitz

  • @Ange1ofD4rkness
    @Ange1ofD4rkness Рік тому +2

    I am mixed, the alternative Screw Receipt is a great one, but, then I realized you left out Steel Ingots and the Pure Iron and Copper ... I quickly saw where this was going (as if the title wasn't clear enough) ... also just realized this aired on April 1st

  • @HEMIDOTCA
    @HEMIDOTCA Рік тому

    I have watched you play this game for ever. I have over 3200 hours in the game as well and still love playing it!

  • @iancrone2906
    @iancrone2906 Рік тому +1

    I forgot this was a joke video and thought these tips would genuinely help me.

  • @Loophole1999
    @Loophole1999 Рік тому

    Thank you. This was very helpful

  • @finleygrant3867
    @finleygrant3867 Рік тому +2

    Man, I remember my first playthrough when I tried to get coal power as quickly as possible. What an absolute nightmare. I wish this video was out when I started playing!

  • @occultvalor8716
    @occultvalor8716 Рік тому +1

    I've never made it past making steel in the game myself, I've always been more set on exploring. I was actually taking everything to heart until he brought up using the Fixcit cart instead of trucks and then I realized what day it is.

  • @lucasbrunelli3183
    @lucasbrunelli3183 Рік тому +1

    That video hurts me in so many ways, I love it

  • @ladyhagaming
    @ladyhagaming Рік тому

    a big trolling vid lol , very entertaining 😆🤣

  • @whixirc7564
    @whixirc7564 Рік тому

    Hahaha, Nice video. Pretty new to the game, i have like 150 hours in. Really love that game !

  • @FuryriderX
    @FuryriderX Рік тому

    Thanks Kibz, helps a lot 👍

  • @buildingfactory
    @buildingfactory Рік тому

    LOL you had me at: Build tons of biomass burners!

  • @astrid2432
    @astrid2432 Рік тому

    not even a minute into the video and I learned something new, like the spacebar thing
    to be fair: the first music tape was the goat sim one xD

  • @zendakon8299
    @zendakon8299 Рік тому +1

    cast iron screws and any recipe that speeds up reinforced iron plates are my favorites.

  • @giggleanthropisticon7061
    @giggleanthropisticon7061 Рік тому

    I've never been so efficient at making screws until this video

  • @GettingStabby
    @GettingStabby Рік тому +1

    ... I actually got something useful out of that video. I didn't know you could use factory carts in truck stops. I am absolutely going to have them running high value packages around the map now.

  • @reptilesrevenge1201
    @reptilesrevenge1201 Рік тому

    Great april 1 upload Kibitz A+++++++

  • @KEBW1144
    @KEBW1144 Рік тому +2

    All the formulas for screws..... I never knew. This made my game so much easier!!

    • @fromandtounknown6575
      @fromandtounknown6575 Рік тому +1

      i mean, the scre alts are actually good for the recipes where you need the screws

  • @BeCurieUs
    @BeCurieUs Рік тому +1

    Hey, I actually use that steel to screw recipe! I sometimes turn my entire factor to steel mode in so much as is possible

  • @zeronhun
    @zeronhun Рік тому

    Thank you for the amazing tips!! I'm already making hundreds of screws per seconds. And i found out the best way to store them is to just drop them on the ground!
    PS.: I might try the factory carts out in a heavy modular frame factory or something, bc then i dont have to do any beltwork to bring the outputs to the main storage

  • @Bender24k
    @Bender24k Рік тому

    I didn't pay enough attention until you recommended the Goat Sim soundtrack. Then I said '2000 hours? What, last month? Wait - Ohhhhhh.' Good one!

  • @vetres3
    @vetres3 Рік тому +1

    the crafing metod i actually used for like a week lmao

  • @andrewreeves6885
    @andrewreeves6885 Рік тому

    This is brutal kibz 😂😂😂

  • @Roberto-fz4jm
    @Roberto-fz4jm Рік тому

    I loved the part where you should mix ores check belts xD

  • @shawnboltz501
    @shawnboltz501 Рік тому +1

    “And it’s a really good maintenance exercise” 😂
    I may have snorted

  • @hanse4264
    @hanse4264 Рік тому +1

    Imo the iron screw recipe is the best, think it's something like 260 per 1 steel beam, grab a quick 60 line of ur steel beams n make a quick 15600 screws per minute

  • @sawyermccall2370
    @sawyermccall2370 Рік тому +1

    When the boombox came out I wanted to save coupons so I only bought the goat simulator tape and now that song haunts my nightmares because I listened to it way too much

  • @demris15
    @demris15 Рік тому

    Nice one!

  • @Norson-hj3mf
    @Norson-hj3mf Рік тому +1

    OMG I was play this game all wrong. Thank you for this video!!!

  • @shadowhawx
    @shadowhawx Рік тому

    Rough day today and fairly drunk as I watched this. Was confused as fuck. Lol you really got me with this. Great video.

  • @scottvisakowitz6326
    @scottvisakowitz6326 Рік тому

    The zoom in on the bean was hilarious

  • @NikolasH123
    @NikolasH123 Рік тому +2

    im 50% sure this is a april fools vid... the other 50% is just the probability of kibitz losing his mind from building... or from the goat music

  • @josephlange9366
    @josephlange9366 Місяць тому

    Very funny nicely done

  • @gwallace5403
    @gwallace5403 Рік тому +1

    Kibitz you're a monster. You don't mention the world map snapping points early, none of my bases line up :(

  • @codipherus66
    @codipherus66 Рік тому +1

    I was half asleep watching this think, ok yeah thats good. Then after a few tips I started thinking, "wait no that's not a good idea". Then I realized what day it was.

  • @IsThatDrak
    @IsThatDrak Рік тому

    took me waaay too long before i saw the date here i was thinking who the hell is this guy lol great video my fav part is when you nuked the doggo! xD

  • @eamonnator
    @eamonnator Рік тому +2

    Rest in Peace lizard doggo you will be missed

  • @Swannilization
    @Swannilization Рік тому

    This hurt so much to watch- I loved it.

  • @neilsiebenthal9254
    @neilsiebenthal9254 Рік тому

    The Caterium in the uranium line made me laugh. I remember when you did that.

  • @Sarstan
    @Sarstan Рік тому +1

    Can't believe I've never tried these myself. Can't wait to spend the first 150 hours getting a solid base of materials I produce by hand and I realize I haven't been automating enough screws. I'm glad I never really bothered with coal.
    I can't believe you suggested buying biomass though! Honestly I think that's just stupid. Buy the biofuel instead! Much more cost effective. I'm an accountant, so I promise the numbers add up.

  • @huffy737
    @huffy737 Рік тому +1

    I think the crude oil turned straight into fuel made me laugh the hardest.

  • @05TE
    @05TE Рік тому +3

    My number one tip: Always leave things for future you to sort out! This way you never run out of things to do!

  • @frankmckenneth9254
    @frankmckenneth9254 Рік тому

    0:28 That's it. thats all i needed to know. Finding copious amounts of beans is the most critical information a man can get.

  • @crankyhead1089
    @crankyhead1089 Рік тому

    LOL this april fools video was sooooo subtle, i was confused watching this until we reached the oil part

  • @purrnyan8108
    @purrnyan8108 Рік тому

    I actually find the alternative receipes quite good. There are receipes out there that will allow you to completely by-pass screws at the plate, rotor levels, which leaves your factory a lot more neat.

    • @Horstlicious
      @Horstlicious Рік тому

      Naa, they are useless in general.
      Also, as Kibz said, you just need to produce more screws.

  • @imaginaryfriend4512
    @imaginaryfriend4512 Рік тому +2

    You forgot to mention: Do not under any circumstances use foundations.

  • @general_p2962
    @general_p2962 Рік тому

    Really good video

  • @parzival3684
    @parzival3684 Рік тому +3

    THE SECRETS HAVE BEEN SPILLED!

  • @mradamdavies
    @mradamdavies Рік тому

    I've not played the game in a while... A few times I forgot this was a worst tips video :)

  • @joesheridan95
    @joesheridan95 Рік тому

    Good april fools :D :D And that little caterium-joke really got my... i basically died when you said caterium in the context of nuclear power :D :D What a nightmare that must have been for you.

  • @Azlak
    @Azlak Рік тому

    Thanks you SOO much for the tips.. I just deleted my 100 Nuclear Power Plants, and replaced them with 8.333 Biomass Burners instead.. Now I don't have to worry about radioactive stuff no more. I only spend 11 hours, each time I log on, to feed them with flowers and grass, so I can keep my constructors online to make them screws!! Again, thank you so much!

  • @teta1956
    @teta1956 Рік тому +1

    Not even one minute into the video and im already dying inside

  • @xhomishi
    @xhomishi Рік тому +1

    I was willing to entertain those "tips" for far too long. Well played sir, well played.

  • @TheBeholder333
    @TheBeholder333 Рік тому

    sinking the extra resources that you can't / won't use at the moment while exploring is actually a good tip, especially for people who did not memorize the whole map

  • @gwallace5403
    @gwallace5403 Рік тому +2

    Does anyone know where I could find some type of resource chart for creating single items? Example I want to know how many plastic/min I need to be able to create at least 1 of each thing at any given time with no bumps. (batteries computers all that jazz)

    • @Terawatt311
      @Terawatt311 Рік тому +1

      this is a great question and I hope someone more dedicated than us does the maths

  • @K0ly61
    @K0ly61 Рік тому

    nearly cried with the doggo scene

  • @user-iq5cf2cp7t
    @user-iq5cf2cp7t 7 місяців тому +1

    Why didn't you mention alternate recepie for coal? This is literally the most useful alternate recepie in the game! You can get 2000 coal from just a stack of wood. You can't automate it, so what? You don't need the infinite amount of coal, you just need a lot of it. Jokes aside it really is a useful recepie IN SOME CASES. I love it!