Clara’s Dry Clam
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- Опубліковано 15 січ 2024
- Story Time with Tom Foolery
Presents…
Clara’s Dry Clam
Written by Crass Mghee
Narrated by Tom Foolery
Available on Amazon now…
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Is 'Tomfoolery' invoking her inner Fenella Fielding?
Clara's pearl had responded
To motion in the ocean.
But it paled in comparison
To rubbing it with lotion!
She rubbed and she rubbed.
It caused quite a high.
Until someone suggested,
"Try a gel called K-Y."
"That's it, yes!" cried Clara.
This worked the best yet!
And from that moment forth
Clara's clam remained wet.
LMAOOOO creative genius right here
Jokes aside, the art is gorgeous with this one 😃
real. the illustrator cooked here.
"Dear Clara" It chirped. "Have you tried the pearl?" Got me laughing 😂
Well I know what I'm playing for my coworkers when I'm back from vacation! I make sure my staff is well informed, they know that Harry Balls has a long pole, and that Phil packs fudge and does a lot of other things. I think that's important news for them to know!
The lengths some people go to in order to make strange innuendos is truly admirable. The artwork was really beautiful and the narrator's serious tone elevated it. I also feel that a younger reader who stumbled upon this story would think it a slightly strange tale of a woman who had a pet bivalve for some reason. You can see this as a story or as some rather questionable innuendos disguised as a story. To me it has mire value as a story (and a revelation of how the internet had ruined me)
Now I'm craving a box lunch😅
I'm a guy and I love to go pearl diving. My Vietnamese coworker says I'm the best.
Sometimes licking the pearl helps.
I love these anti-childrens' stories. They're amazing
I picture some young kid naively running across this and thinking it would be a good story to recite in front of their class.
@@tncorgi92that'd be hilarious lmao
Clara’s pearl was actually more pink than white…
This tale is precious!
I am blessed to receive this book.
Moist excellent! Still chuckling. Thank you!
The art is beautiful 😮
How very " Olde Worlde " British . Loved it .
I love clams.
💧 🚰 🚿 🚱 💦 ♒ 🔉 🌊
Gotta keep 'em moist. Dont want it too sandy.
I hate when my clam gets sandy, ugh
The accent makes all of the difference.
Accent?
Gotta share it. Appreciate you
Thanks for sharing ❤
I’ve loved your storytelling for many years! ❤
Gotta love single entendres.
Whats next? Clara's clam vs Sin's cucumber
Well, you know what Ivar used to say... "Keep clam!"😄
Good one! :)
Clams...what a tasty delicacy!
The wet end
Speaking of pearls, how about a story about a pearl necklace? Women do love a little blind.
Bling not blind. Damn autocorrect.
ur so funny im dying
Well, that's one way to spread vaginal dryness awareness.
Not the crabs
Don’t be disgusting……I said metaphorical!!!
Why is it a scallop though?
nah,honestly clara looks so fine tho
😂😂😂
I atleast know it's double meaning, but because English is not my first language I'm having a hard time understanding the real meaning 😢
Sounds a little tight.
😂😂