Huge Lies Advertisers Tell You

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  • @brainblaze6526
    @brainblaze6526  10 місяців тому +17

    Thank you Squarespace for sponsoring this video. Check out Squarespace: squarespace.com/blaze for 10% off on your first purchase.

    • @mikeharris5681
      @mikeharris5681 10 місяців тому +2

      I'm subscribed to all of em but this is the best of your channels. Big thanks. Keep em coming

    • @tarynnM
      @tarynnM 10 місяців тому

      Oh yeah, adverts, for like soap and shit. You're like, Really? People still pay for these, because everyone's just forwarding through them, aren't they?

    • @michaelmayhem350
      @michaelmayhem350 10 місяців тому

      Simon you'll have to flog Danny. There's another advertisers cheat the recommended by X people or X%. For example the toothpaste recommended by 3/4 dentists. They'll ask a bunch of dentists then disgard all the results except the 4 they want so they can the say these 3 said yes & this one said no so therefor 3/4 recommend.

    • @jwenting
      @jwenting 10 місяців тому

      and many of your own sponsorship segments are far far worse than the worst that gets past advertising standard agencies.

    • @mikeharris5681
      @mikeharris5681 10 місяців тому

      @@jwenting like what?

  • @BigJeremyBeyer
    @BigJeremyBeyer 10 місяців тому +37

    "Recorded telly on my sky box" might be the most British phrase I have heard in a while.

  • @Madchef8u
    @Madchef8u 10 місяців тому +32

    “How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? One, two, three. Crunch!” Owww I broke a tooth! “Well, you’re not an owl.”

  • @saritacruz3020
    @saritacruz3020 10 місяців тому +11

    Mascara ads almost always have a photo of models wearing false eyelashes while holding their product, giving the impression that their product alone will make your eyelashes look like falsies. In recent years, there's a tiny disclaimer acknowledging the use of falsies, but it's still misleading af.

  • @DavidStruveDesigns
    @DavidStruveDesigns 9 місяців тому +7

    Also, in those dishwasher pod adverts, all the "clean after wash" footage including removal from dishwasher is actually recorded BEFORE the dirty stuff, when the dishes and plates are brand new and shiny. Then they dirty them and show them being put into a dishwasher. At no point do they actually get washed. This is because, despite the advertisement claims, no product can 100% guarantee a perfect clean every single time - and it would defeat the entire point of the advert if they were to pull out the dishes and plates only for there to still be grease and some dirt on them (and they'd be naturally duller and NOT that shiny any way).

  • @KristopherBel
    @KristopherBel 10 місяців тому +68

    The editor of this one rocked it, i laughed out loud at some of the gags, thank you!

    • @DivideThatBy9Please
      @DivideThatBy9Please 10 місяців тому +8

      I agree! I like how this editor doesn't rely on video clips all the time or Google searches everything lol

    • @liammarshall5047
      @liammarshall5047 10 місяців тому +4

      I loved how they turned the coaster into a platform for little statues 😂

    • @LegoDork
      @LegoDork 10 місяців тому +5

      Julian Vu. I thought it was Lorelei, so made sure to check. I agree though, very well done.

    • @j_117
      @j_117 10 місяців тому +3

      "Hair" Facts with Dandruff Boi 🤣

    • @kevinfoster1138
      @kevinfoster1138 10 місяців тому +1

      I agree with this one! "The Papa John's looking for who TF asked you" I don't know why but that got me laughing.

  • @inannanightingale9718
    @inannanightingale9718 10 місяців тому +13

    Simon: "We shouldn't trust advertising"
    Also Simon: "Let me tell you about square space!"

  • @bradlevantis913
    @bradlevantis913 10 місяців тому +54

    Don’t forget to buy your “Marketing. Also known as lies” mug

  • @aveleziii
    @aveleziii 10 місяців тому +12

    Dave is turning out some killer material lately. blaze has to be the most fun to write for

  • @thejudgmentalcat
    @thejudgmentalcat 10 місяців тому +9

    15:12 Simon calling Dave Danny...he's losing it for sure 🤣

  • @audreymew7650
    @audreymew7650 10 місяців тому +225

    Advertisements don't work on me because I'm poor lol.

    • @oldfrittenfett1276
      @oldfrittenfett1276 10 місяців тому +14

      It unfortunately works on many poor people though. I see so many people who are on welfare desperately counting their money to buy food by the end of the month but at the beginning of the month buing brand beer, brand shampoo, brand cigarettes, wearing Adidas clothing etc... I think that it was hammered into their brain by advertising that these things would make you happy. They are mostly not, so they are the most vulnerable.

    • @aaronfredrickson9538
      @aaronfredrickson9538 10 місяців тому +8

      It’s like a superpower to be poor. In a couple ways like that. Although I guess it’s a mindset too, I can’t or shouldn’t spend money on that, so I won’t.

    • @onemorechris
      @onemorechris 10 місяців тому +3

      advertising works on everyone. unless you have never and will never buy anything and only talk to other whole who also haven’t bought anything and will never buy anything

    • @diggernash1
      @diggernash1 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@oldfrittenfett1276I think you are confusing an effect for the cause.

    • @bcgjimmy2
      @bcgjimmy2 10 місяців тому +1

      Word.

  • @EvilDaveCanada
    @EvilDaveCanada 10 місяців тому +3

    Long time ago there was a big lawsuit when a competing newspaper used the slogan "We're Ahead of the Times". The defendants won when it was pointed out that the phrase was not a slight against the "Times Newspaper" and was just an expression that predated either newspaper.

  • @1986krazy
    @1986krazy 10 місяців тому +8

    My wife went to college for Creative Photography, and they learned how to do those advertising tricks. One I remember her telling me was how to make a piece of food look especially juicy and glistening. Just spray the item with hairspray or any clear lacquer lol

  • @Cloud30000
    @Cloud30000 10 місяців тому +230

    Simon: “People still pay for these? Doesn’t everyone just skip past them?”
    “And now a word from our sponsor…”

    • @kaltaron1284
      @kaltaron1284 10 місяців тому +13

      Which you can easily skip past.

    • @katsmeow6946
      @katsmeow6946 10 місяців тому +11

      @@kaltaron1284but never do. I miss magic spoon. Especially the early ones with milk 😂.

    • @personzorz
      @personzorz 10 місяців тому +12

      ​@@katsmeow6946All the magic spoon is going to the basement to feed Danny.

    • @LegoDork
      @LegoDork 10 місяців тому +8

      I'm pretty sure Danny either escaped or died.@@personzorz

    • @Annie_Annie__
      @Annie_Annie__ 10 місяців тому

      @@katsmeow6946I found Magic Spoon at the Target in my smallish town. Surprised the hell out of me.

  • @andywright1634
    @andywright1634 10 місяців тому +19

    I once went for a job as a modelmaker to make plastic copies of food that you'd then paint to be photographed for advertising and labels on product.

  • @eli-bt4he
    @eli-bt4he 10 місяців тому +40

    For all the people claiming it: no, Red Bull was not sued because it doesn't give you literal wings despite their former slogan. It was sued over their claims of superior performance enhancement, of which "gives you wings" was used as an example in the lawsuit. Red Bull just wants you to believe that it was about it not giving you literal wings so you don't investigate how they were actually lying about their product.

    • @BeatboxNorwich
      @BeatboxNorwich 10 місяців тому +3

      Just eat 20 spoons of sugar. Wiiiiiiiings!!!

  • @krystalgroshans9129
    @krystalgroshans9129 10 місяців тому +5

    You can also get dandruff from an increase in fungus/yeast that normally lives on your skin and likes to hang out in areas with oil glands. If you use Head and Shoulders (even if you don't have hair), there's a chemical in it that gets rid of that imbalance

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 Місяць тому +1

      At least they don't lie about their shampoo...thats something I guess. 😄

  • @DavidStruveDesigns
    @DavidStruveDesigns 9 місяців тому +2

    The statistics thing is also how toothpaste brands get away with saying "9 out of 10 dentists approve this toothpaste" or "this toothpaste is recommended by dentists". Turns out that most of those dentists never actually tried the toothpaste - they simply took a quick look at the paperwork sent along with it that lists ingredients, and as long as there's nothing in there that could actively _harm_ your teeth, gums or oral health then they'll send back an email saying "this toothpaste is fine". Which isn't even remotely close to being a "recommended by" approval or even a "most dentists use this themselves" as some brands claim.

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 10 місяців тому +37

    3:10 - Chapter 1 - Statistics are used to mislead. A LOT !
    3:50 - Mid roll ads
    5:15 - Back to the video
    8:35 - Chapter 2 - Picture of food do not always display edible content
    11:05 - Chapter 3 - Product weights are incredibly deceptive
    14:35 - Chapter 4 - Telling actual lies
    18:10 - Chapter 5 - The beauty industry

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 10 місяців тому +28

    I still say that Dave Page is the best name ever for a scriptwriter.
    Simon explains what a puff is. Insert the Snoop Dogg meme.

    • @themoviedealers
      @themoviedealers 10 місяців тому +3

      Page Turner is better.

    • @mariebelladonna437
      @mariebelladonna437 10 місяців тому +1

      @@themoviedealers Ry Terr.

    • @Coentjemons
      @Coentjemons 10 місяців тому

      A puff is also a slang word for a homosexual 🎉

    • @GavsterGaime
      @GavsterGaime 9 місяців тому

      ​@@CoentjemonsNo, that's "poof".
      Source: Am one.

  • @ronaldlebeck9577
    @ronaldlebeck9577 10 місяців тому +4

    First thing we learned in Intro to Probability & Statistics class in college, was that "Figures don't lie, but liars can figure."

  • @dorienmiddendorp
    @dorienmiddendorp 10 місяців тому +4

    Haha that 'tiny' edit (higher pitch) in the beginning.... Details... Thats what makes this show so good

  • @noother0ne298
    @noother0ne298 10 місяців тому +4

    Simon, I know with all the comments it is unlikely you will see or read this one. But for those interested, I worked at a Roy Rogers when I was young and they shot some commercials at our store. Our store was also a teaching store where staff would learn what it takes to be management. Definitely the RR you want to get your food at, as it is always up to spec.
    Anyway, the point of this is the commercials. I actually did not know at the time what they did to food to make it look good for commercials. I definitely learned a few things. I will say, the burgers , buns, lettuce, tomato were all real. What wasn't quite real is the grill marks (sharpie) mayo (shaving cream as mentioned in the video), and they put toothpicks to keep all the food neat and tidy which should be obvious, I think? I actually got to talk to the tech that prepared the food for the ads and she was very friendly and informative. She didn't even try to hide their secrets, but openly shared it. Luckily most of the food is real, just not as lovely as the commercials.
    Also for the commercials, if you are wondering if they paid actors, maybe? At our store it was real employees and real customers. The store was actually open during the filming. Half of it was closed for filming (including the drive through where I normally worked) and the other half was still open for business! I was surprised by this. But in our commercials they had 2 of our managers, three of our staff and a number of customers who agreed to be in the commercials. All in all it was actually a lot of fun, one of the best times working there(although I will say, overall it was a great place to work for being fast food).

    • @mariebelladonna437
      @mariebelladonna437 10 місяців тому

      I'm not surprised your store stayed open. One of the big things I've learned, over 25 years in the food-service industry, is that companies will do absolutely ANYTHING to avoid closing, and missing out on that sweet, sweet profit. It doesn't even matter if it's the middle of an ice storm, everything else is closed, and only three customers show up in more than an hour. If there is even so much as a single penny to be made, they will remain open, and to hell with the safety, comfort, or convenience of their employees...

  • @michaelfrench3396
    @michaelfrench3396 10 місяців тому +478

    Red Bull only says it'll give you wings because that sounds way better than the truth which is it'll give you heart palpitations

    • @Anne_Onymous
      @Anne_Onymous 10 місяців тому +25

      It has less mg of caffeine than a Dunkin Donuts coffee hun

    • @EriSenshur
      @EriSenshur 10 місяців тому +22

      Oh it gives you wings, just not the ones you think.

    • @KristopherBel
      @KristopherBel 10 місяців тому +22

      ​@Anne_Onymous just FYI caffeine isn't the only active ingredient, taurine and b12 are also common

    • @Rekuzan
      @Rekuzan 10 місяців тому +2

      And this is why I use 5-hour...

    • @rhondasisco-cleveland2665
      @rhondasisco-cleveland2665 10 місяців тому

      That can be a sign of magnesium and b12 deficiency. In 2015 they found that 60 something percent of Americans were deficient in magnesium, b12 and D. Covid also may affect them as you’re more likely to live if they are supplemented, according to an experiment by the Japanese. Google all of it. Funny about the Chinese hacking all those health records back then. Did they ever figure out why they did that?

  • @sashiebgood
    @sashiebgood 10 місяців тому +11

    Loving the use of Simon's coaster as another spot for Lorelei to make fun of Simon. 😂

    • @tomsmith8515
      @tomsmith8515 8 місяців тому

      Oh but he’s wirth it @sashiebgood
      Amazing how she looks 30 years older ummh 30 years later

  • @nunyabusinesss1476
    @nunyabusinesss1476 10 місяців тому +10

    Our local Pizza Hut decided to end the Buffet because they didn't want to go through the ex trouble of Covid requirements. They remodeled the dining room, removing the Buffet Bar and adding a few more tables where it used to be. They gave us a brand new Salad Bar and that was that. Lots of people still ask about it and there was talk at one time of bringing it back a couple days a week but, nothing ever came of it. I too used to love pigging out on Pizza *sigh* ....those were the days eh. :D

    • @mariebelladonna437
      @mariebelladonna437 10 місяців тому +1

      At least you still have your Pizza Hut. Ours closed completely. Never could get enough business-or staff-after covid. 🥺

    • @nunyabusinesss1476
      @nunyabusinesss1476 10 місяців тому +1

      @@mariebelladonna437 Bummer, sorry to hear that. 😒

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 10 місяців тому +17

    Don't tell Simon. Dave is running a secret bar down in the Blazement.🤫
    Signature drink. Basement Mushroom Martini. 🍄🍸

  • @lylerolleman1564
    @lylerolleman1564 10 місяців тому +12

    "There are lies, damn lies and statistics" -Mark Twain

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 Місяць тому

      Which can now be expanded to, "There are lies, damn lies, statistics and advertising".

  • @molly.dog8brooke792
    @molly.dog8brooke792 10 місяців тому +2

    5:03 “SquareSplaceDoClom”
    Love you really Simon

    • @GavsterGaime
      @GavsterGaime 9 місяців тому

      I wish I could like this more than once 😂

  • @tiltingatwindmills3243
    @tiltingatwindmills3243 10 місяців тому +1

    I had a psychology course in college that spent a few days on the psychology of advertising. It was very interesting and eye opening. Every little aspect of your shopping experience has been planned to have some subconscious psychological effect. Be it how high and far apart aisle shelving is, ambient temperature inside, or colors used in slogans and logos. Two colors used in almost every fast food logo. Red and yellow. One is to make you hungry and the other unsettled. So you come in hungry to eat. You sit down and eat fast and leave, giving room for the next hungry person to sit. Or something along those lines

  • @ItsNotInTheCards
    @ItsNotInTheCards 10 місяців тому +4

    “Papa” John Schnatter is an absolute bell, allegedly.

  • @Thromash
    @Thromash 10 місяців тому +2

    Not even a kid would think Red Bull gives you wings.
    No, but a drunk guy in Idaho certainly did. However he was drunk so, not on Red Bull.

  • @sijoneyyan
    @sijoneyyan 10 місяців тому +6

    The Beer Barrels in the background. Damn good attention to detail
    Is on fire today. Or maybe I am watching the videos after a while. I had gotten used to just listening to the audio. Deep 3:00

  • @83Joda
    @83Joda 10 місяців тому +4

    Thanks to you Simon I use a Ridge wallet, Vessi shoes, and Sheath underwear! Thank you! (Sincerely)

  • @christophergarcia2055
    @christophergarcia2055 10 місяців тому +1

    20:10 Merlin, created by Hallmark, before the Hallmark Channel began, aired on NBC. It's one of the best Merlin properties ever created that nobody ever talks about. It had a star-studded cast with many comedic actors playing fantastic serious rolls. Highly recommend.

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 10 місяців тому +1

      I have it on DVD. Love it!
      I also love the 10th Kingdom. Such a good interpretation of fairy tales.

    • @audiooddities9982
      @audiooddities9982 9 місяців тому

      It's a great miniseries, I also like the version of The Odyssey they did

  • @jerrywood4508
    @jerrywood4508 10 місяців тому +30

    Whenever someone says advertising doesn't work on them I remember the guy who told me that a political ad he saw for a candidate I worked for was stupid. It featured a song which was designed to soften her image, and he especially hated the song. Then he sang it for me, getting the words right. Yep, Mike, you're impervious to advertising.

    • @MtlCstr
      @MtlCstr 10 місяців тому +15

      Did it change his mind about the candidate?
      I can sing tons of jingles for products I will never buy.

    • @Chris.Pontius
      @Chris.Pontius 10 місяців тому +2

      Because I hate ads so much I try to buy the competition's products when I see them. Basically a boycot. One might say I am affected by ads, but not in the way a company wants. Same goes for the guy you speak of.
      And yes, I'm perry as f.

    • @GavsterGaime
      @GavsterGaime 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Chris.PontiusHello Perry, I am Gavin 😊 😂

  • @AletuatheFallen
    @AletuatheFallen 10 місяців тому +6

    Simon's innocence with beauty industry business practices is entertaining. Not even the celebrities or models look like the ads and cover images, just compare them to interview or catwalk footage if you want an example. Both have makeup for *days*, but one has been touched up & changed while the other is *slightly* closer to reality.

  • @LowboTheWolf
    @LowboTheWolf 10 місяців тому +2

    I had a science teacher that used to work in the cosmetic industry and he basically said the only thing that actually does anything to your skin is moisturizer and the only thing they can add to it that actually helps that you should care about is if it has a SPF rating and I followed that advice ever since

    • @Solinvicti
      @Solinvicti 10 місяців тому

      True. moisturiser and SPF is all you really need. Saying that, I do use a vitamin C eye cream that does reduce the signs of bags under my eyes.

    • @jljordan1
      @jljordan1 8 місяців тому

      I had another science teacher (pharmacist in research) that said vitamin C does work.

  • @LegoDork
    @LegoDork 10 місяців тому +2

    Shout out to Julian. Some excellent re imagining on BB tropes. Well done.

  • @Lord_Ralph
    @Lord_Ralph 10 місяців тому +6

    Somehow, Fact Boi, having a son called Remus suits you. So would Romulus.

    • @ajaxc766
      @ajaxc766 8 місяців тому

      Unfortunately its not actually his kids name (he keeps it secret) but is like a channel nickname

  • @troywalkertheprogressivean8433
    @troywalkertheprogressivean8433 10 місяців тому +1

    It's maddening, living in a world that lies, but won't accept either my lies or my truths.

  • @WayneKitching
    @WayneKitching 10 місяців тому +3

    My cousin used to work as a "food photographer." she told me that the food in the ads is fake.

  • @eddyguizonde401
    @eddyguizonde401 9 місяців тому

    as a guitarist, i'm partial to certain brands, but not down to fanboy levels. i just found a couple of brands who fit my preferences: old school comfort and affordable. makes my rig stand out to friends and colleagues because it doesn't look and feel like piloting an x-wing it's so simple. although people do criticize how huge everything is, since it is 1950's specs and sizes. i switched to bass a few years ago and my guitarists like to rag on me for that reason "your rig costs half of ours, but with your bass neck we could make 2 necks for each of our guitars". none of us care, it sounds good.

  • @weirdkitty07
    @weirdkitty07 10 місяців тому +1

    In one of our journalism classes we learned about propaganda back in the day. They use certain buzzwords and colors to convey mundane things and make them sound important. Typically if you want to get people agitated in a newscast, put red banners and bright lights in it. If you want to soothe them, deep blue banners and soft lights.
    Also say New Alert a lot to get people to watch, or coming up soon, our special report, but never show the news report. Also it doesn't help that of an hourlong segment, 40 percent of that hour is geared to commercials, and they pay big bucks for ads, about ever 15 minutes, even in shows too. And you ever notice how the volume for commercials is kicked up a lot? That is because they know people will leave the room, so they ramp up the audio on just the ads.
    Also it is not likely for a newscaster ever to apologize for a screw up on the air, or a misreported story, unless someone is suing. Then usually said host is quietly replaced eventually. No, I was never a broadcast host. Ha.

  • @aprildawnsunshine4326
    @aprildawnsunshine4326 4 місяці тому

    What blows my mind is how few beauty products advertise the actual benefits of using them. For example wrinkle cream won't do squat for wrinkles but a certain very old brand will absolutely help heal acne and prevent scarring and yet it's only marketed toward older women. Meanwhile the stuff pushed for acne often damages the skin and long term increases wrinkles. I've had cystic acne since I was 8yo (the worst kind that typically leaves you pockmarked for life) but I happened to be a working child model at the time and my agent gave me some tips. Even my dermatologist was shocked, although I ended up having to quit because nothing stopped the acne from showing up in the first place.

  • @xuanqili184
    @xuanqili184 10 місяців тому +27

    Simon: It's a puff, it's so unbelieveable that no one will think it's true.
    Raid Shadow Legend Advertisement Department: .........

    • @killionalexander30
      @killionalexander30 10 місяців тому +3

      He played shadow legends once.😂

    • @xuanqili184
      @xuanqili184 10 місяців тому +2

      @@killionalexander30 I know lol, IIRC he was lowkey enjoying it.

    • @killionalexander30
      @killionalexander30 10 місяців тому +1

      @@xuanqili184 he kinda stopped talking shit about it after the Livestream

    • @olencone4005
      @olencone4005 10 місяців тому

      @@xuanqili184 It's a fun game... for a couple of weeks. Then it just gets tiresomely repetitive and financially greedy :(

    • @ripn929707
      @ripn929707 10 місяців тому

      ​@@killionalexander30what's up with his constant low key Raid shadow legends digging comments?

  • @Marykate465
    @Marykate465 10 місяців тому +1

    I love how honest Simon is.

  • @Michael75579
    @Michael75579 10 місяців тому +1

    "May help reduce the signs of aging". Yeah, in the same way that banging my head on this wall may help demolish the wall.

  • @eeik5150
    @eeik5150 10 місяців тому +9

    Saw a meme that nailed it: “Talking to your wife is like reading a EULA. Eventually you just scroll to the bottom and click ‘I agree’” 6:23

  • @DBZHGWgamer
    @DBZHGWgamer 10 місяців тому +1

    That tangent about the pizza hut buffet reminded me of going to CC's pizza buffet. They didn't have the best pizza, but for a kid it was more than good enough.

  • @PropagandalfderWeiße
    @PropagandalfderWeiße 10 місяців тому +1

    In German, the word Wings is "Flügel" which could also mean a large concert piano. So the Red Bull slogan in German is Red Bull verleiht Flügel, which could also be understood as Red bull lends Concert Pianos. In my Hometown is a Comedy Club which asked Red Bull for the renting conditions of Pianos, and they have the Letters from Red Bull Hanging on their wall

  • @RadekSuski
    @RadekSuski 10 місяців тому +14

    Advertising has absolutely no effect on me. Aside from those that are annoying. Those products I won’t buy on purpose

    • @YamiHoOu
      @YamiHoOu 10 місяців тому +1

      Same, the only ads that I might pay attention to are ones that actually are about the product, as opposed to emotional ones. And even then I will do extra research to check, never been compelled to buy after seeing an ad.

    • @leafyrox
      @leafyrox 10 місяців тому +1

      I have developed a good bs-o-meter when it comes to advertising, etc.

    • @onemorechris
      @onemorechris 10 місяців тому +4

      advertising works even better when people think they are above it. you ant, no one is

    • @RadekSuski
      @RadekSuski 10 місяців тому +1

      @@onemorechris nah. Doesn’t work on me. Never bought a product because of advertising. I actually developed kinda allergic reaction to advertising

    • @onemorechris
      @onemorechris 10 місяців тому +5

      @@RadekSuski i promise you you have. there’s plenty of ways for this to work no matter how diligent you think you are. marketing is often more affective when people assume they not affected by it; their guard is down

  • @onailinekodrugi
    @onailinekodrugi 9 місяців тому

    "Having at that time in my life access to extremely precise scales ... the reasons i won't get into" 😂😂

  • @Bert4ceasar
    @Bert4ceasar 10 місяців тому +1

    No, do not forget influencers who already have a major part in advertising crap with all the trickery.

  • @JETWTF
    @JETWTF 10 місяців тому +1

    3:20 UA-cam crapped itself just when Simon was reacting to the shampoo, "Dave are you shi..." where it froze. I thought it was a part of the video and a Simons stunned silence bit. Watched a stuck video for almost a minute lol.

  • @gaylegoodman9097
    @gaylegoodman9097 9 місяців тому

    In addition, when a company states “There’s nothing better.” “You can’t find anything better.”, it just means it’s just the as good as anyone else’s.

  • @stevemoreno6241
    @stevemoreno6241 10 місяців тому +2

    I've noticed Simon has an impressive collection of wristwatches. Can you please do a video on the history of wristwatches and the enthusiast community?

  • @RudalPL
    @RudalPL 10 місяців тому +1

    That bit about Facebook is true. That's why stopped using this platform years ago almost completely.

  • @fulee9999
    @fulee9999 10 місяців тому

    the editing on this one is on point, the stack of beer kegs at 1:41 is a genius little detail

  • @xiro6
    @xiro6 10 місяців тому +2

    A bowl of -Insert cereal brand name here- its part of a healthy breakfast is the way a publicist found to not having to say that it havent even the minimum amount of nutrients needed for a breakfast.

  • @mygoldenwitch
    @mygoldenwitch 10 місяців тому +1

    10:48 Food stylists aren't that uncommon these days. Depending on what you're watching, it can actually be a huge part of the production--see something like NBC Hannibal. There's so much food on that show, and it all looks so mindblowingly delicious, if I was offered a plate I wouldn't even care it's made with people (allegedly, in my opinion). There's been whole interviews on how much work was put into the food, and how some of the artists worked on both the food and the more... ostentatious crime scenes.
    Of course that's much more fun a job than creating marketing-ready 'burgers'.

  • @cyberfutur5000
    @cyberfutur5000 10 місяців тому +1

    A thing I always find funny is how Persil and co are always like "with the new formula, get's your clothes cleaner than ever". They tell this for decades now, wich makes me wonder if early persil actually made your clothes dirtier.

  • @myrlyn1250
    @myrlyn1250 10 місяців тому +3

    What was the silhouette that popped up in the picture frame at the top right of the screen at 10:00 ? Random haunting, or something relevant that I didn't get?

    • @Erika-us2ws
      @Erika-us2ws 9 місяців тому

      A reflection from the window maybe?

  • @Pr0digyZRX
    @Pr0digyZRX 10 місяців тому

    17:43 I had to pause here and wtf am I even looking at. For some reason just the way Simon is sitting and holding his head and mouth has me dying 😂😂😂
    This is how I'd imagine a nerd from the 70's looking when they lost their V card 😂 I just can't take that seriously

  • @Anne_Onymous
    @Anne_Onymous 10 місяців тому +48

    Alcoholic beverages legit taste like nail polish remover or something to me. Cracks me up when people say "Omg I can't even taste the alcohol!" then I sip it feeling like I just swallowed gasoline.

    • @saiynoq6745
      @saiynoq6745 10 місяців тому +1

      I 100% feel this I’m not really a drinker but o do enjoy the taste however I don’t like dirty drinks it taste like medicine

    • @SLorraineE
      @SLorraineE 10 місяців тому +3

      That's how I feel about coffee

    • @SpyderQueen1988
      @SpyderQueen1988 10 місяців тому

      Same, particularly vodka, definitely tastes and smells like nail varnish remover. Gin has a weird taste that I can't put my finger. Either way you can absolutely taste it.

    • @SpitfiretheCat16
      @SpitfiretheCat16 10 місяців тому +1

      not to mention the actual feeling of being drunk is fucking horrifying

    • @tomjones1506
      @tomjones1506 10 місяців тому +1

      Even when I drank alot, I would drink stuff that basically masked that exact taste away as possible. Genuinely don't understand it when people say they enjoy the taste.. I mean gah

  • @dddux
    @dddux 10 місяців тому

    You've really nailed the advertisers in this video, Simon. It was pure enjoyment watching it. 😆 Cheers!

  • @jmanj3917
    @jmanj3917 10 місяців тому

    2:23 Hell yeah, Brain Boy!!
    There's nothing like a two and a half inch thick steak, medium, and a nice bottle of merlot...or a chianti.
    Throw in a fully loaded baked potato, and some parmesan crusted asparagus, Brain Boy, and you're Golden!
    😀

  • @ubermonkee
    @ubermonkee 10 місяців тому +1

    3:08 genius Tyler Durden moment... lol

  • @BradGryphonn
    @BradGryphonn 10 місяців тому

    9:00 In another life, I worked for a video production company. One of the gigs was shooting a Kentucky Fried commercial. How do you get steam from a cold chicken meal? Take a cigarette and a straw. Take a toke on the smoke and blow it through the straw under the peas or chook and voila, steam!

  • @JessicaKayKay
    @JessicaKayKay 10 місяців тому +4

    At 10:00 Simon says juice and the top right hand side of him there is a ghost? that appears in the picture. Did anyone else see that? It only last about 4 or 6 frames. What is that?

    • @SaltyBeach1038
      @SaltyBeach1038 10 місяців тому

      You can see one at 17:42 as well. He’s got a window in front of him, up high. I imagine it’s some sort of reflecting light from traffic going by the window. Or editor cheekiness

  • @stax6092
    @stax6092 10 місяців тому +4

    The people that refuse to drink Non-alcoholic beer or wine because they like alcoholic drinks for the taste aren't wrong. Non-alcoholic beverages taste EXTRAORDINARILY different from ones with actual alcohol in them.

    • @Nylak-Otter
      @Nylak-Otter 10 місяців тому

      True facts. I drank a bit of nonalcoholic beer while behaviorally adjusting away from alcohol, and that stuff did not fill the void. 😂 It tasted like the leavings of the brewing process mixed with water and horse urine.
      To be honest, it didn't work for me because I always drank to get drunk, which is why my drink of choice was plain vodka.

    • @Solinvicti
      @Solinvicti 10 місяців тому

      Depends on the brand. Big Drop brewery specialise in non-alocholic beers and they actually taste like beer.

  • @jmanj3917
    @jmanj3917 10 місяців тому

    19:42 I'm right there with you, Brain Boy...lol

  • @weirdkitty07
    @weirdkitty07 10 місяців тому

    Men's electric razors are full of it too. They will sell you some masculine sounding super cut, usually with alleged titanium, (it's just tin), 200 dollar thing that breaks in weeks, over the 40 dollar one that lasts for months, and just uses steel. So just buy quality not expensive. Quality does not equal expensive.

  • @maloc1824
    @maloc1824 10 місяців тому +3

    Red Bull does give you "wings", just not the kind most are after.

    • @dutchess406
      @dutchess406 10 місяців тому

      Youre the second person that has said this. I don't understand what that means can you explain?

    • @maloc1824
      @maloc1824 10 місяців тому +3

      @@dutchess406 They dead

    • @stefanhoimes
      @stefanhoimes 10 місяців тому

      ​@@dutchess406at least 1 person has had a heart attack from dinking too much of it.

    • @dutchess406
      @dutchess406 10 місяців тому

      Oh okay lol tank you

  • @onailinekodrugi
    @onailinekodrugi 9 місяців тому

    I lived in bakery complex once. Small business, best pies ever. Anyway, biggest producer of baked goods in country (which alson produces flour), huge conglomerate corporation came to that small bakery to make commercial (they even used flour from different company).

  • @Michael75579
    @Michael75579 10 місяців тому

    I like the XKCD comic which suggests that when you here the phrase blank-ass blanks you move the hyphen one word to the right.

  • @beagleissleeping5359
    @beagleissleeping5359 10 місяців тому +1

    I like the supplements commercials.
    Have this problem? Take our product for it!
    Then, at the bottom of the screen in fine print: not intended to treat or cure any condition.

  • @Jatheus
    @Jatheus 10 місяців тому

    So, I nearly got taken in by some clever and subtle advertising... I was out to buy a new TV, and 4k had just really hit the market, so the biggest you could get was about 50"... I didn't really want that, because I wanted bigger and had my eye on a 70" HD TV. Looking at them in the store, the 4k TV look SO MUCH BETTER than the HD, that I almost bought it, as they were about the same price. Ultimately, I decided I preferred the size and bought the HD TV I had come for. We got it home, popped in a Blu-Ray of Frozen, and it looked absolutely BEAUTIFUL. In that moment, I realized what they had done. Those evil geniuses at the store had piped some SD signal into the HD TV's to make the 4k TV's look better side by side. For context, I work in Video production, so I should not have been fooled by their trickery, but they nearly got me anyway. Ultimately I think 4k is great when your screen size is about 100" or so, unless you are going to sit very close to it. I like to be far away, so HD has been just fine for me. Beware clever marketing ploys! Coupons do not exist to save you money, but to make you spend it!

  • @Spoooookkyy
    @Spoooookkyy 10 місяців тому +1

    20:11 still the best Merlin movie

  • @kevinfoster1138
    @kevinfoster1138 10 місяців тому

    I learned about how they photograph "food" many years ago and STILL find myself sometimes thinking ooh that looks good LOL

  • @Rekuzan
    @Rekuzan 10 місяців тому +12

    I actually registered as part of the class action lawsuit against Redbull.
    I got a check for $4.20 ~ EPIC WIN!!!

    • @specteractual1
      @specteractual1 10 місяців тому

      I got a four pack of Red Bull instead of payout

  • @mariebelladonna437
    @mariebelladonna437 10 місяців тому

    I've got one from the beauty industry. Those ads for mascaras that say they'll give you perfect, thick, falsie-length lashes, with just their product. If you look in the fine print, whether on TV or in a magazine, most of them will actually admit that, in the pics where the model is wearing the product (or the 'after' pics, if it shows before and after applying the product) the model is also wearing lash extensions under the product. So these models get falsie-length lashes by using...yep. Falsies. That's not to say there aren't some phenomenal mascaras out there (Maybelline Lash Stiletto is AMAZEBALLS, in my personal opinion). And there are some ads that don't do this. But a whole damn lot of them do. And it's pretty deceptive.

  • @taylorbug9
    @taylorbug9 10 місяців тому +4

    Simon, you're adorable. Dandruff is just dead skin cells. You may be bald, but you still have skin 😅
    Moisturize, but also exfoliate your skin.

    • @YamiHoOu
      @YamiHoOu 10 місяців тому

      Dandruff can be caused by fungus and/or over production of sebum. Dry scalp is just a lack of moisture. While both cause flakes, it's important to know the cause before trying to treat it.

  • @pirobot668beta
    @pirobot668beta 10 місяців тому

    "9 out of 10 Doctors agree" was based on mailing out 1000's of questionnaires that required return postage.
    Who is gonna take the time to fill out the form, invest in a postage stamp and mail the thing back?
    Doctors who really, really liked it, or those who really, really hated it took the time...everyone else just threw it away as junk mail.

  • @henryvandermerwe
    @henryvandermerwe 10 місяців тому

    I'm going straight to Hell ! 30 years experience in the retail industry can make you think twice about your career choices. Constantly had to find clever ideas to sell a product. Be friendly to customers but never befriend a customer, because one day you will go visit and have to fix the shit you sold to him in a year when the guarantee expired.

  • @pejmanhassanian2948
    @pejmanhassanian2948 10 місяців тому +1

    trades desciption act and sale of goods act ... You`re Welcome people.

  • @catscar708
    @catscar708 10 місяців тому

    In the US at least more and more streaming services are showing ads on the basic packages. And with so many subscriptions we can’t afford the premium ad free ones. The golden age of streaming is over.

  • @MusicalRaichu
    @MusicalRaichu 9 місяців тому

    "why would you make a website any other way?"
    um ... because i can code my own and customize it EXACTLY how I want it

  • @beehambonio3378
    @beehambonio3378 10 місяців тому

    Cosmetic mud masks often use betonite clay which is popularly used as cat litter and is cheaper when sold as cat litter.

  • @nekot9274
    @nekot9274 10 місяців тому +2

    Red Bull actually gave temporally wing to Mark Webber one.

  • @OGBennyGoat
    @OGBennyGoat 10 місяців тому

    17:46 Julian Vu certified legend

  • @shelceygusek427
    @shelceygusek427 10 місяців тому

    Then there's me following the anime villain Toguro's example....
    "No alcohol. Orange Juice, if you please."

  • @vectorwolf
    @vectorwolf 10 місяців тому

    I'm not sure if it counts as advertising, but watch out when you're buying packages of meat. All stores will put some kind of pad under the meat to stop it from leaking juices, but some use this silica gel that can weigh up to a quarter pound when soaked (which it always is). That's food you're paying for and not getting.

  • @phillipstrait9387
    @phillipstrait9387 9 місяців тому

    I remember when "pizza hut" was a nice sit down restaurant actual people making dough in back it was always hot in there from real ovens, atleast in Columbus Ohio in the 80s by late 90's pre-made frozen dough

  • @TheyCallMeNewb
    @TheyCallMeNewb 10 місяців тому

    A van down by the river! A very fun callback indeed.

  • @stigmaoftherose
    @stigmaoftherose 10 місяців тому +2

    Nothing, I hate more than ads. There is no type of advertisement i dont hate. They could pay someone to sleep with me in exchange for them reading me a sales pitch, and i would turn them down. I hate all ads.

  • @Red_Oliver
    @Red_Oliver 10 місяців тому

    3:08 bottom right, yes you seen a flash of a man thanking a god for it being brief

  • @ImmersiveSportsScience
    @ImmersiveSportsScience 10 місяців тому

    in terms of Facebook thing I remember back in the last 2000's buying the Times guide to Facebook and it used peoples pictures form their private profiles in this publication. Now under European Law Facebook do not have the right to use them in Europe. However all us who are not in Europe this may not be the case.

  • @mh8748
    @mh8748 9 місяців тому

    You've opened a core memory for Pizza Hut all you can eat.
    Went there during Uni (circa 1999). Everyone did all you can eat. The guy got the record of 21 slices, before vomiting all over the table and the floor. The guy who can 2nd with 20 did the same...
    We paid up and left pdq

  • @JohnDrummondPhoto
    @JohnDrummondPhoto 10 місяців тому

    In the US, food ads for specific products (e.g. McDonald's) must be prepared for photography in the actual restaurant, using real products. That said, a photo shoot for McDonald's includes food stylists. The shots are taken at the very peak of the item's freshness.
    For generic photos of food or drinks, pretty much all bets are off. Pretty much any trick in the book is allowed, as long as the ad doesn't refer to a specific food product.

    • @pantherdddjvdgx
      @pantherdddjvdgx 10 місяців тому

      In the US?! The food is fake. It’s not ice cream, it’s mash potatoes