If you feel your heart beat in your eyes you might have high blood pressure or since you play hockey it could be your heart is conditioned to pump hard so you feel it all the time.
Lol to be fair if u've never looked into military ranks, u'd have know way of knowing how it's spelt. Never understood why they decided to make "colo" pronouce as "kur" none of those letter make the same sound lol.
matt go to a local pet store and ask for a frozen rat , they are cheap , if you needed a new place for your tech deck trucks , or a new finger board to shred with
every time I watch these video's or the live streams I wear my frog socks and hoodie with my froggy pillow and blanket..... where are the frogs on the couch 😱
Sometimes ill get a pounding headache from coughing or something and I'll put my finger on the vein in my temple to slow the bloodflow and my head stops hurting, might be edging an aneurysm or stopping one but it seems to help either way
Blarg's Dad sounds like my Scottish Grandpa ... they've put up with enough English/British bullshit that they just don't GAF ... if you get bullied, they tell you find a stick/brick and make sure that bully KNOWS to never try it again. They grew up different than us!
The elites dont want you to know this, but the sticks at the park are free. I have 427 sticks in my basement
And I have 427 children in mine 😊
I have Stanley in my office building.
Hey that’s my birthday 🙂
They also don’t want you to know that stray animals are free you can just catch them
Huh
I love how blarg smile slowly grew after saying he wasn’t going to make a joke of Coby’s helicopter crashing
who the fuck is coby
@@angelvelez8425 one piece mentioned?!!!!
Coby briant
@@angelvelez8425they meant to say Colby obviously
Oh, he made a joke alright, he just kept it internal instead of letting it out.
"I mean helicopter had air why it no bounce?" -Blargs inner joke
Literally what I was thinking.
Blarg and his parents definitely had explosive arguments.
as an arab........... wtf bro.......
We love a good Blarg video in the middle of class
Ong! Literally me fr
@@literally_just_jahone and the same! merry christmas!
1:02 I need to learn more about blargs MC backstory
This blunky fellow is quite the character
Bro just turned into nemo saying anemone 6:50 😂 love it
Have you ever had a dream, um... that, you um, you had, you c, you'd d, you c, you w, you had-
12:42 editor wrote kernel sanders LMFAO
2:16 I thought my Ringtone was goin off
Bros rocking a Sony Erickson flip phone from 2006
5:45 after running i can feel it in my head like my whole head is pulsing
in lunch detention but not stopping that blarg grind
What did you do? 💀
@@Cosmo054 I "Skipped" a class I was in (The sub didn't mark me as here)
@@tattered_teddy it’s always the subs😔
@@tattered_teddy bruh did you argue it
@@aname8106 i tried! so did my mom, but the school doesn't fuckin care
Took me a second to realize at 3:03 that the random guy cooking was Charles Leclerc and the other person cooking next to him was Carlos Sainz lol
What’s that song while the meme is playing?
@@redlion834 not sure
5:39 I think that means you're drinking to much gamer supps
Blarg never fails to grease my cheeks thoroughly.
The cat throwing up at the lady bed got me really good. I was dying of laughing from that😂
As a brown child I can 💯 confirm what Blarg said.
5:39 "Can anybody else always feel their heartbeat through their eyeballs?"
Definitely not all the time, but I can when I've been exercising.
"Kernel Sanders" Lmao
I only feel my heartbeat in my eyeballs sometimes, and usually with stuff like a headache or overstimulation or smthn
Bad Piggies goes so hard
7:10 you'll never guess what color kratos' skin is under the ash
Well he's greek, so a greasy olive? Probably why the ash sticks so well lmao.
4:58 POV: You’re trying to parkour to get a really cool piece of loot or a checkpoint and you fall off
5:39 yesssssss, people always called me weird for saying this, I thought I was the only one
12:53 matt whenever a meme plays for .2 nanoseconds
Funny to see him confused at all the fighting vehicle references
I like you Blarg roasts the people in the compilation 😂
Let's go, any day blarg uploads is a win
5:26 *slow smile*
Flat hamster made me lose my mind at 1AM thank Blerg
I only feel my heartbeat through my eyeballs when i indulge in the good kush
YEAHHHHHH BLARG VID
Awesome video I love the shit post blarg memes they help when schools being a lot
I had that paper airplane book too and a calendar one as well
omg violin grampa is my favorite music channel on youtube
Just what I needed blarg thank you
I feel my heartbeat through my nose
Got scared when the video didnt start with wide blarg
viggen is a swedish plane lmao
im here for the hee-hawhaws
He took the high road, while Koby took the mountain path.
I’m glad to know that the Canadian youth also got to experience scholastic book fairs!
legitimately jumpscared by normal ratio Blarg to start the video
Blarg reacts on a monday WHILE I JOG OUT OF OBESITY?? HELL YEAH BUBBA
The Rothschild's dont want you to know this but every hamster is just a skateboard
If you feel your heart beat in your eyes you might have high blood pressure or since you play hockey it could be your heart is conditioned to pump hard so you feel it all the time.
Blargs editor actually said kernel like popcorn kernel instead of colonel like colonel sanders 💀
Lol to be fair if u've never looked into military ranks, u'd have know way of knowing how it's spelt. Never understood why they decided to make "colo" pronouce as "kur" none of those letter make the same sound lol.
@@verakoo6187 like how shower can be spelled like ceouolo. im not even joking thats a legit thing.
You know I’m still amazed blarg hasn’t played deep rock Galactic
I also had the paper airplane book!
you can’t complain to an military dad either
Giving him a like just for that intro OK!
I thought I was the only one. Heartbeat in your eyeballs gang
matt go to a local pet store and ask for a frozen rat , they are cheap , if you needed a new place for your tech deck trucks , or a new finger board to shred with
Should have titled the video “memes but we figure out stream theory”
I guess this guy didn’t figure out string theory
My parent didn’t either. But I was just told to rub dirt on it and go away
I was not blessed with wide blarg the second I clicked on this video. I’m very scared.
2:39 Funny story. My next door neighbour recently crashed their car shortly after getting their license
NOOOOOO THE DEAD HAMSTER WTF
Wide Camera Starts > The Air I Breathe
BLARPPYYYYYYY
Translating to English removes 2 ys from blarpy
9:11 that’s Venom 1000%
every time I watch these video's or the live streams I wear my frog socks and hoodie with my froggy pillow and blanket..... where are the frogs on the couch 😱
I HAD THE EXACT SAME SCHOLASTIC PAPER AIRPLANE BOOK
He keeps making these; I’m gonna keep watching them on toilet!
Honest to god I had that same book it was awesome
Okay, we've seen Wide Blarg, we've seen Thin Blarg, but I wonder if Wider Blarg is possible
Sometimes ill get a pounding headache from coughing or something and I'll put my finger on the vein in my temple to slow the bloodflow and my head stops hurting, might be edging an aneurysm or stopping one but it seems to help either way
1:21 but for real tho Arab parents are a next level
Nice monstera
8:32
ME TOO!!!
7:12 who gonna tell him LMAO
7:10 Well, fun fact. Kratos IS Black.
what is it about jager that makes us go monkey mode? after half a bottle i just started stabbing holes in my wall like a dumbass 😂
Horray money makeing simulator
Forget lighter to the arm, a hug with cigarette in hand and stinging you in the back of the neck that’s a real Arab dad
Hampter
Blarg's Dad sounds like my Scottish Grandpa ... they've put up with enough English/British bullshit that they just don't GAF ... if you get bullied, they tell you find a stick/brick and make sure that bully KNOWS to never try it again.
They grew up different than us!
Alaska resident here:
Yeah shit sucks here.
We were at -50 Fahrenheit for about 3 weeks recently.
Nah that ain't me
2:52 ultrakill ost Amen vol.1
bruh no way your editor said "kernel sanders" lmao
MeMe TiMe
8:25 I GOT THAT EXACT ONE TOOO SO WORTH
Wait no intro? Oh there it is, wide boiyaaaa
It’s a Blarg video without wide Blarg in it
3:10 charles leclerc mentioned. Wtf is a win from pole
Holy SHIT the stats on that elden ring character!!!!😱
Hamsters are the most replaceable land animals
crab rangoon
long
streak: 0
highscore: 7
too much caffeine or glaucoma
5:53 a Viggen is a jet so it's most likely another War Thunder related meme
I think the jet in that meme was a Viggen and the guys were being pulled around on sleds by the Viggen
I'm 48 and still love a good stick
I am in your walls
BLERG!
5:25 he's trying so hard
1:18 why is he not wrong
Blarg, if you want to change up from wide cam... get a fisheye cam
I found the Ubisoft meme a little to funny.
i love watching these in school w my friends (im lying i dont have friends)