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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
  • What Age did YOU do this? Original video by ‪@WatchDataVerified‬ Subscribe with notifications 🔔 and check out my other UA-cam channels below! ‪@JackSucksAtLife‬ ‪@JackSucksAtStuff‬ ‪@JackSucksAtGeography‬ ‪@JackMasseyWelsh‬ ‪@JackSucksAtClips‬ ‪@nocontext‬
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 12 тис.

  • @maddieu.125
    @maddieu.125 2 роки тому +1446

    “People get married at age 26”
    Kindergartners on the playground: *I beg to differ*

    • @rebeccabrown749
      @rebeccabrown749 2 роки тому +22

      true

    • @fayjeffery5389
      @fayjeffery5389 2 роки тому +6

      @@rebeccabrown749 true???... FALSE

    • @kupkate04
      @kupkate04 Рік тому +41

      @@fayjeffery5389 it was a joke, because children tend to get into "relationships" with each other thinking they'll be together forever. So they go ahead and seal the deal, unofficially. Like Stephanie did from Full House.

    • @loozerbebz
      @loozerbebz Рік тому +6

      Fr 🤣

    • @Clifford_in_training
      @Clifford_in_training Рік тому +27

      When I was 5 I “got married” in my school play ground and then when we kissed everyone threw brown leafs at us and then we got called into a detention… so yeah all good things! 😂😂😂

  • @TheWizardsOfOz
    @TheWizardsOfOz 2 роки тому +3345

    Imagine not watching Jack's videos for 3 months of your lives. That is what babies have to go through.

  • @Joe-rp2eu
    @Joe-rp2eu 2 місяці тому +73

    First kiss 14 fall in love at 16 💀

    • @mrkiyarad1040
      @mrkiyarad1040 2 місяці тому +1

      😂

    • @s̈̇̃a
      @s̈̇̃a 2 місяці тому +3

      It's the other way round😂😂

    • @FLYSLATERYDER
      @FLYSLATERYDER Місяць тому

      Fall in love
      :ME BE LIKE UM IM 11 AND I LOVE SOMEONE

    • @karinawilson9561
      @karinawilson9561 Місяць тому +1

      First kiss was 7

    • @Joe-rp2eu
      @Joe-rp2eu Місяць тому

      @@FLYSLATERYDER same i first loved someone at 11 as well

  • @THEVOIDSEESME
    @THEVOIDSEESME 2 роки тому +1593

    “Oh, this is nice! You get a peak of happiness at the age of 70!”
    “But then you die.”

    • @arlojuvonen8734
      @arlojuvonen8734 2 роки тому +37

      And this is called happiness 😀

    • @zihan0910
      @zihan0910 2 роки тому +7

      LOL 😂

    • @tiptoefizze
      @tiptoefizze 2 роки тому +7

      ​@DON'T I will

    • @tech_sage88
      @tech_sage88 2 роки тому +8

      bro my grandfather is 87 years old

    • @Ttt-m6b
      @Ttt-m6b 2 роки тому +2

      @@tech_sage88 no one asked 😒

  • @dorota1832
    @dorota1832 2 роки тому +1764

    Jack: “During my 20’s, I found out what an AntiClockwise Hair Whorl is and then 3 seconds later, I saw that I had one and I’m really rare!”

    • @Mr_Mooseman
      @Mr_Mooseman 2 роки тому +29

      Actually it’s spelt wHoOoOoOoRl

    • @ciggyman4858
      @ciggyman4858 2 роки тому +7

      Yo I swear I saw you in the newest Sambucha vid

    • @fv5550
      @fv5550 2 роки тому +2

      Have it

    • @boywithamask1
      @boywithamask1 2 роки тому +2

      Idk what it is but if it’s what I think it is I have one

    • @Godzy_Gamer1115
      @Godzy_Gamer1115 2 роки тому +1

      I have 2

  • @I_will_defeat_everyone
    @I_will_defeat_everyone 2 роки тому +684

    "First Kiss : 14yo"
    90% of the people watching this video : *guess I'm not on the average*

    • @PancakesThePancakes
      @PancakesThePancakes 2 роки тому +7

      hey dude so uh.
      How's the progress of trying to defeat Justin Y
      I mean it been like 2 years and u still haven't changed lol

    • @antisocial-gamer7293
      @antisocial-gamer7293 2 роки тому +24

      *tiny little violin starts playing*

    • @I_will_defeat_everyone
      @I_will_defeat_everyone 2 роки тому +7

      @@PancakesThePancakes yes, it's been 2 years, and our army is getting stronger everyday

    • @6lliot
      @6lliot 2 роки тому +7

      Bro mine was 10
      Or like 0 bc our parents

    • @a4_sheet_of_corrigated_car792
      @a4_sheet_of_corrigated_car792 2 роки тому +4

      Im above average for once!

  • @k1t.tyy.
    @k1t.tyy. 2 роки тому +756

    "Starting period, 12 years of age. I'm still waiting on mine."
    That made me laugh so hard XD

    • @DeeRadens
      @DeeRadens 2 роки тому +44

      Transwomen be like

    • @gigachad4907
      @gigachad4907 2 роки тому +36

      @@DeeRadens I forgot to laugh 🤡

    • @DeeRadens
      @DeeRadens 2 роки тому +18

      @@gigachad4907 that clown emoji bc you're about to honk? Stay losing, we will someday get one.

    • @Persie123
      @Persie123 2 роки тому +16

      I got mine at 9 and im on it rn🤫🤫🤫

    • @k1t.tyy.
      @k1t.tyy. 2 роки тому

      @@Persie123 slay

  • @PlasmaWolf6890
    @PlasmaWolf6890 5 місяців тому +21

    5:41 when he says it’s you peak of happiness, “ but then, oh you die” made me start laughing so hard

  • @albro666
    @albro666 2 роки тому +1480

    I thought the title said “what age did you do it”…

  • @AnayaPalod
    @AnayaPalod 6 місяців тому +228

    2:14 'still waiting on mine" got me roling:)

  • @jamiehajek3459
    @jamiehajek3459 2 роки тому +126

    About the first word thing. My parents told me I've never just spoken one word as a kid, and I didn't talk till I was like three. They said during that time I just watched people's mouths when they talked, and how other people reacted, and then they just said that one day I could speak full sentences.

  • @ParklLuna8214
    @ParklLuna8214 2 місяці тому +6

    Start periods"still waiting on mine" 💀

  • @shubhadeepmukhopadhyay
    @shubhadeepmukhopadhyay 2 роки тому +67

    "At 12 years Old You Start Periods"
    "But I'm Still Waiting On Mine"
    💀

    • @SmitePlayz1
      @SmitePlayz1 6 місяців тому +2

      well he aint wrong

    • @Nathaniel-t8i
      @Nathaniel-t8i 5 місяців тому +2

      Dark
      How old are you

    • @vincalgamez
      @vincalgamez 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Nathaniel-t8i Why r u asking that??? (I might be overthinking that but 🤨)

  • @Alexa-pr6hk
    @Alexa-pr6hk Рік тому +100

    5:44 - Jack laughing about death💀💀

  • @l0gannx
    @l0gannx 2 роки тому +39

    2:13 Hate to break the news to you Jack..

  • @goosedudebruce
    @goosedudebruce 29 днів тому +1

    I'm not even joking, my mom said that my first words were, "Shut Up"

  • @dingo7774
    @dingo7774 2 роки тому +756

    Haven't laughed so hard at a video in a while!! The ending is just brilliant 🤣 peak happiness then your dead. And jack's laugh is awesome 👍🏼

    • @emmanlacap379
      @emmanlacap379 2 роки тому

      You die while you’re laughing.

    • @petarvuksanovic8472
      @petarvuksanovic8472 2 роки тому +5

      You're

    • @pancake6027
      @pancake6027 2 роки тому

      @@petarvuksanovic8472 bruh that doesnt matter shut up let them be happy without an annoying grammar corrector

    • @frid7434
      @frid7434 2 роки тому +4

      @@petarvuksanovic8472 you must be fun at parties

    • @nataliyasovilj4266
      @nataliyasovilj4266 2 роки тому

      @DON'T I will…

  • @Thelittlestar_LaEstrellita
    @Thelittlestar_LaEstrellita 2 роки тому +359

    Fun fact:
    When I was about 10-11 months old my dad put a controller down near the TV, long story short I tried to walk over and grab the controller, and succeeded, not only did I have my first steps at 11 months, but it was to an Xbox controller 👍

    • @zihan0910
      @zihan0910 2 роки тому +7

      LOL 😂

    • @Javsstarr
      @Javsstarr 2 роки тому +55

      u were showing signs of a true gamer before u were even 1

    • @sporksta5744
      @sporksta5744 2 роки тому +8

      The first time I picked up a controller was when my dad took me home and told me all about GTA iv

    • @justyouraverageguy8404
      @justyouraverageguy8404 2 роки тому +1

      idk when i first grabbed a controller, but it was around 1-13 months or 1-2 years..

    • @fairalin8467
      @fairalin8467 Рік тому +1

      HaHa awesome

  • @kotzatops
    @kotzatops 10 місяців тому +62

    The words "I love you" can be your first words 😂

    • @elarasummers
      @elarasummers 5 місяців тому +2

      they mean to a significant other

    • @Tiwari-b6b
      @Tiwari-b6b 5 місяців тому

      LOL!

    • @CmpxRW
      @CmpxRW 5 місяців тому +1

      I hate you 😂😂😂

  • @cactuss5462
    @cactuss5462 2 роки тому +398

    gonna be honest i don’t usually like the comparison videos as much as the other videos, but this one was interesting!

  • @fnaf.fan1987
    @fnaf.fan1987 Рік тому +65

    My first kiss was when I was nine..... Story time.
    Ok, so... I don't live there anymore but when I was nine I lived at this apartment. I had recently moved there and I wanted to make friends. So, I went outside and just kinda sat on a curb, looking bored, while there were two kids my age playing around. It's what I did when I was too nervous to talk to kids myself, so I let them do it. Eventually they both came around and said hi, their name's were shyler and Bree. I hung out with them for a bit. Then, this kid a year older than me had apparently come out of his house. Shyler and Bree explained how they both hated Cameron, and that they were going inside, I was confused, and didn't think it could be that bad. I wanted to meet him anyway. So they went inside and camren walked up to me. We both introduced ourselves and talked for a moment. Then he asked me if I wanted to play pokemon. I enthusiasticly explained how much I loved pokemon and I would love to. We played for a while, and that's when this happened......
    He sat down on the curb and just sighed. I asked what was wrong. Camren: "oh... I just will never have a girlfriend..... "
    Me: "uhm.... Ok. (Literally wut I said I'm savage)
    Him: "I just rlly want a girlfriend.... "
    ..... Then.... It got weird........
    Him: "can I kiss u? "
    100 likes for part 2 please I wanna be comment famous 😭

    • @renogrog
      @renogrog Рік тому +5

      Bro is a savage for asking that

    • @ferretferr5600
      @ferretferr5600 Рік тому +5

      I’m sorry to break it to you but I think you’ve missed your chance to be comment famous, you posted this comment two months after the video came out which means most people would have being liking and commenting on that first week of the video being out. So, you. Could get to 100 but it’ll probably be a long time. 🙂

    • @fnaf.fan1987
      @fnaf.fan1987 Рік тому +2

      @@ferretferr5600 true

    • @fmjcoffical
      @fmjcoffical Рік тому +2

      I don't think that counts as a "real" kiss, how old are you by now anyway?

    • @fnaf.fan1987
      @fnaf.fan1987 Рік тому +2

      @@fmjcoffical 12-- lol

  • @ylr9719
    @ylr9719 2 роки тому +30

    "Peak of hapiness oh but then you die" got me I LOVE YOUR LAUGH

  • @MusicKaraokeHitsRecords
    @MusicKaraokeHitsRecords Місяць тому +1

    "First Out of Country Trip at 15 years old average"
    Me at 9 months old flying to Barcelona with my parents:

  • @LylaS13
    @LylaS13 Рік тому +5

    I find it kind of weird I never had an imaginary friend

  • @KaiRossBest
    @KaiRossBest 2 роки тому +242

    What an amazing life and an amazing comparison video, Jack

  • @exoticlol
    @exoticlol 2 роки тому +18

    2:52 I can imagine jack calling becky "editor becky" outside of videos

  • @SkiddoFluff
    @SkiddoFluff 5 місяців тому +5

    I stopped believing santa claus was real at the age of 4...

    • @Joe-rp2eu
      @Joe-rp2eu 2 місяці тому

      I still believe at 12

  • @Mysingingmonstersclub_wubbox
    @Mysingingmonstersclub_wubbox Рік тому +60

    The fact I never had an imaginary friend is 👁👄👁

  • @lilydoesskating3760
    @lilydoesskating3760 Рік тому +107

    When I was a baby, we had a dog named Ellie. She was amazing and loved children. My first word just so happened that I pointed at my dog, and just said “dog” and that was that.

  • @Gemmaxomg
    @Gemmaxomg Рік тому +12

    Say ‘I love you’ for the first time at 18.
    BRO WTH WHAT ABOUT TO YOUR FAMILY? BRO.

  • @FrApexProds
    @FrApexProds 4 місяці тому +2

    First kiss: 13 yo
    First time falling in love: 16yo
    ???????????

  • @radicalnomad1
    @radicalnomad1 2 роки тому +41

    I love Jack's laugh. It's what makes him him.

  • @rDcUbInG
    @rDcUbInG 2 роки тому +34

    Jack be like: "Anticlockwise Hair Whorl was my first word"

    • @danilbananapeel2473
      @danilbananapeel2473 2 роки тому +1

      "words" also not trying to ruin the joke

    • @liammcfc3089
      @liammcfc3089 2 роки тому +1

      @@danilbananapeel2473 this isn't a spelling bee

  • @scienceexplained2118
    @scienceexplained2118 Рік тому +10

    Albert Einstein's first words were "soup is to hot"

  • @Potatotalizer
    @Potatotalizer 5 місяців тому +3

    I got married 17 years old
    I have child
    I'm a responsible adult
    **Me watching a comparison video on my sofa after work**

  • @BasicallyFunnyRoblox
    @BasicallyFunnyRoblox Рік тому +16

    4:50 i thought he said skill issue lol

    • @lorajones3531
      @lorajones3531 Рік тому

      Well, I mean..... it's not like he doesn't have one............

    • @WyattW_
      @WyattW_ Рік тому

      Same 💀

  • @EvelynGrief
    @EvelynGrief Рік тому +23

    I lost my first tooth at the age of 3 and a half. My dad threw me over the couch as a fun game and his knee knocked it out.

    • @simplyymoonlightYT
      @simplyymoonlightYT Рік тому +1

      I have a similar story so once when I was 5 me and my mom and dad I had a slice of pizza I had a second slice then I lost my tooth and I bit abit and then I took my tooth out and put it under my moms pillow and the tooth fairy came and gave me money

    • @mountaintea7551
      @mountaintea7551 10 місяців тому

      mine was from a slingshot when i was 4 :l

  • @OGPotterhead77
    @OGPotterhead77 Рік тому +25

    When I was born, let me tell you, I was a savage. My first word was “shit”. I said it because I had seen some teen say it the other day. My parents still tell that story sometimes

    • @Earthwormsally-im6mh
      @Earthwormsally-im6mh Рік тому +2

      My first word was "bye bye" I thought it was gonna be a basic mama or dasa

    • @phoebeolsen-newell392
      @phoebeolsen-newell392 Рік тому +2

      My first word was “fish”
      Idk why, I’m allergic to fish 💀

    • @josslow6939
      @josslow6939 Рік тому

      my first word was the basic bottle

    • @Molly-fc2yi
      @Molly-fc2yi Рік тому

      Mine was ... MORE

    • @NightDragonNDYT
      @NightDragonNDYT Рік тому

      Mine was jimbo is on fire! i dont even know a jimbo

  • @Littlepaws-26
    @Littlepaws-26 Місяць тому +1

    I started walking at 9 months. 😂

  • @0liver
    @0liver 2 роки тому +26

    Jack’s gonna bring back comparison content into trending again!

  • @Littlepattedmeowcat78905
    @Littlepattedmeowcat78905 9 місяців тому +8

    When I was a baby, I was watching SpongeBob with my parents and when it said “I can’t hear you” I was just like “IY IY CAPTAIN”

  • @TheLegoKiwi
    @TheLegoKiwi 5 місяців тому +4

    So you get married at 26 and move in with each other at 27?

  • @mathiasgamez6337
    @mathiasgamez6337 8 місяців тому +5

    jacks first words were : I AM A RHOMBUS

  • @Dracoissopreppy
    @Dracoissopreppy 5 місяців тому +2

    2:11
    "I'm still waiting on that" lol me to bro 😂

  • @slohne2682
    @slohne2682 2 роки тому +16

    When he got to the losing teeth at 6 bit, I was like, “I lost my first one at 4……..”….

    • @primesbrother3346
      @primesbrother3346 Рік тому +3

      i lost it at age 7. pretty late......................

    • @anxietify
      @anxietify Рік тому +1

      i lost my first one at 8 years old...

    • @Xnoob545
      @Xnoob545 Рік тому

      I think I lost my first one at like way too old, like 9 or something, not even sure

    • @texadina
      @texadina 3 місяці тому

      I lost mine at 5 or something

  • @abidgamerold
    @abidgamerold 6 місяців тому +31

    Me : Which age did you die?
    Him : 2 seconds ago when you started speaking

  • @Jaykeycakey
    @Jaykeycakey 2 роки тому +10

    5:40 why does Jack like death so much, is there something we don’t know???

  • @globman695
    @globman695 Місяць тому +1

    My first word was " two big black oily men with two big planets, jupiter and saturn tweaking"

  • @Plumination
    @Plumination 2 роки тому +8

    Taking all of these as guarantees instead of averages makes it way too funny

  • @ArisTheMage
    @ArisTheMage 2 роки тому +170

    I’ve been watching jack for 6 years now, how have I never known he had a brother?

    • @Silencos
      @Silencos 2 роки тому +4

      ikr

    • @zxomb
      @zxomb 2 роки тому +12

      I've been watching him for 4 years and I've had no clue as well. Maybe he's never told us before

    • @dsebbebridge2674
      @dsebbebridge2674 2 роки тому +4

      Hehe I have also watched for 6 ish years and knew it

    • @Ratman.Not.Batman
      @Ratman.Not.Batman 2 роки тому +5

      secret brother

    • @snowy.ethereal
      @snowy.ethereal 2 роки тому

      same!!

  • @zlardy9689
    @zlardy9689 2 роки тому +11

    “Starting period”
    Jack: “Still waiting on mine”
    Ayo wait you got something to tell us Jack?

  • @RandomEdits-um8lf
    @RandomEdits-um8lf 2 місяці тому +1

    I’m gunna be in the NFL until I’m 64 years old!💀

  • @BrainTwisters1
    @BrainTwisters1 Рік тому +22

    Can You imagine these many likes
    Jack literally has 53K likes and JUST 422 dislikes.
    Jack is Legendary

    • @akshlo879
      @akshlo879 9 місяців тому

      u got the dislike count from where : O

    • @MemeLand100
      @MemeLand100 6 місяців тому

      @@akshlo879 There are many dislike counter, extensions on chrome web store lol

  • @kiwi_kat7128
    @kiwi_kat7128 Рік тому +13

    I took my first step at 9 months, developed body insecurities at 8, started puberty when I was 9, then started my period at 11 and I'm 13 now

    • @isaacrandomrussell5630
      @isaacrandomrussell5630 Рік тому +5

      Jeez, are you a speedrunner?

    • @kiwi_kat7128
      @kiwi_kat7128 Рік тому +2

      @@isaacrandomrussell5630 you could say that

    • @sanegiyuu_mybeloved
      @sanegiyuu_mybeloved Рік тому

      I developed insecurities at 8 started puberty when I was 8 first period at 9
      I'm a speed runner

    • @EvelynGrief
      @EvelynGrief Рік тому

      Ur lucky I developed body insecurities at 7 and a half (not that much away but anyway)

    • @cadenks1341
      @cadenks1341 Рік тому

      For me same except I started my period at 10

  • @RealReittieR
    @RealReittieR 5 місяців тому +1

    „First kiss - 14 years“
    My mom who kissed me as a baby everyday:

    • @Joe-rp2eu
      @Joe-rp2eu 2 місяці тому

      That’s for kissing bf or gf

  • @aaronjin5715
    @aaronjin5715 2 роки тому +5

    Jack: "Still waiting for my first period"
    Everyone: "???"

  • @GoingToAFuneral
    @GoingToAFuneral 2 роки тому +86

    Hey Jack, Just wanted to let you know that Watchdata often uses false statistics or just straight up makes stuff up, and there are a few obvious examples of them straight up lying in their videos, also in the descriptions of most if not all their videos they credit their “source” which is just a dead link, and it’s the same link for every video

    • @tanjimahmed2794
      @tanjimahmed2794 2 роки тому +10

      jack dont care he get money

    • @abdulmuhaimen1441
      @abdulmuhaimen1441 2 роки тому

      WatchData knows a lot about History and its my favourite channel to watch History and Geography

    • @octi4684
      @octi4684 2 роки тому

      didn't i have a conversation with you on another video?

    • @GoingToAFuneral
      @GoingToAFuneral 2 роки тому +1

      @@octi4684 probably, I’ve stated my hate for watchdata multiple times in the past on reigarw’s videos

    • @octi4684
      @octi4684 2 роки тому

      @@GoingToAFuneral ok, didn't knew you hated him that much

  • @HarshCiggarettesJR
    @HarshCiggarettesJR 2 місяці тому +1

    Bruh my brother is almost ten years old and still believes in santa and I remember at five or six asking my mom if he was real and I said he wouldn’t be able to live that long 😂😂😂

  • @quorbee
    @quorbee Рік тому +7

    My first word was “BubbleGuppies”

  • @AXAXAXAYt
    @AXAXAXAYt 2 роки тому +17

    1:50, bAcK iN mY dAy

    • @Iseonix
      @Iseonix 2 роки тому

      I got my phone when I was 8 because that was my mom's phone but she got a new phone and then they didn't know what to do with that old phone so they gave it to me

    • @bosnianempire152
      @bosnianempire152 2 роки тому

      i never got a phone

  • @thebiggestmaraudersfan
    @thebiggestmaraudersfan 2 роки тому +14

    I’m the oldest of three, my younger brother (Adam) is the middle child and then I have a even younger brother called Owen, with me so far?
    My first word was “Mummy”
    Adam’s first word was “Daddy”
    And guess what Owen’s first word was? “Blood”
    He’s actually the most jolly person you will every meet though.

    • @minetimecake628
      @minetimecake628 2 роки тому +2

      Very interesting.
      I don't know if this was my brother's first word, but when he was younger he really liked saying "pumpernickel". Brothers are strange, very strange indeed.

    • @thebiggestmaraudersfan
      @thebiggestmaraudersfan 2 роки тому +1

      @@minetimecake628 Quite

    • @thebiggestmaraudersfan
      @thebiggestmaraudersfan 2 роки тому

      @DON'T okay, too pixelated for me to see anyways bot

    • @Izzy4Evah
      @Izzy4Evah 2 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @Izzy4Evah
      @Izzy4Evah 2 роки тому +1

      @@thebiggestmaraudersfan I was eating when my grandma said Bonisima! And I was like:bonisima! In the 18 months language 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Swift_Blox13
    @Swift_Blox13 5 днів тому

    "get ur period" "still waiting on minr"

  • @TrademarkLover64
    @TrademarkLover64 Рік тому +14

    Some relations I have to this:
    My first word was "car".
    I started puberty at the age of 10 iirc (yeah back then I even had a deep voice, and some people thought I was older than I actually was).
    I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was 11 (yeah I've believed in him longer than I should've).
    I got my first phone when I was 12 (I turned 13 a month after I got it though).
    The known relatives I have that have passed died at the ages of 59, 63, and 73. I have two relatives that are still alive that are 76 and 79 (they'll be 77 and 80 later this year) and they don't seem to be suffering from any health issues.
    Also IDK if I can relate anything else to this since I'm only 14 years old and this stuff hasn't been happening to me much (a few other things have but they're pretty self explanatory).

    • @Smile200-z4y
      @Smile200-z4y Рік тому +1

      I mean you seem more mature than most 14 years olds. You're probably going to live a rewarding life.

    • @darwinwatterson1-._
      @darwinwatterson1-._ Рік тому

      santa is real wdym

    • @TrademarkLover64
      @TrademarkLover64 Рік тому

      @@darwinwatterson1-._ your parents probably haven't told you the truth yet or you're just pretending he's real lmfao, i mean he *was* real but nowadays people just pretend it

    • @darwinwatterson1-._
      @darwinwatterson1-._ Рік тому

      @@TrademarkLover64 wdym he was real

    • @TrademarkLover64
      @TrademarkLover64 Рік тому

      @@darwinwatterson1-._ in christain lore he was a friend of jesus, maybe i should put it in this way: he's a religious myth, he may have existed and he may not have, all we know is that rn he currently doesn't exist and we pretend we're him to live on the tradition

  • @SkimNes-pe1gf
    @SkimNes-pe1gf 2 роки тому +17

    Imagine someones life playing out in this exact order

  • @Am_I_a_Canvas
    @Am_I_a_Canvas 2 роки тому +10

    Jack: *A bit embarrassed by the fact that he learned to ride a bike at 13*
    Me: Damn, I thought that it was embarrassing that I learned to ride a bike at 10-

    • @Numbergamer2024
      @Numbergamer2024 2 роки тому +2

      You 3 aren’t lonely….. I’m commenting this when I’m still riding a bike with training wheels

    • @lilaray2402
      @lilaray2402 Рік тому +1

      Same but without training wheels in one day.

    • @princessfriendly8910
      @princessfriendly8910 Рік тому

      I tried to learn to ride a bike by the age of 6.. then I became impatient because I couldn't do it very well.. then I became bored with it.. then my parents wanted to go on a cycling trip and I was annoyed.. because I was still on stabilisers, I wasn't going very fast and it was a long journey so I was complaining... my parents attached a rope from their bike to mine to help me be a bit faster.. the rope started to tip my bike over... I told my parents but they thought I was just moaning again so they ignored.. I fell off my bike, right into a puddle of mud and was covered in scratches and bruises.. then I wasn't afraid of getting on a bike, but I had decided that I hate bikes and cycling and would never do it again, and I haven't, so now I don't know how to ride a bike at all. So yeah, atleast you learnt eventually, unlike me who gave up.

  • @almbodenhorn8391
    @almbodenhorn8391 2 місяці тому +5

    Me:”I got my phone when I was 8.”
    Jack: “I got a phone when I was 13.”

  • @janawana11
    @janawana11 Рік тому +41

    “Start puberty at 12 years old” i started mine at 8 or 9 like what-

    • @allenbshibu7452
      @allenbshibu7452 Рік тому +4

      bro what me at 16

    • @DSds..
      @DSds.. Рік тому +2

      @@allenbshibu7452same😶
      Are You Indian?

    • @allenbshibu7452
      @allenbshibu7452 Рік тому

      @@DSds.. yep

    • @pathake
      @pathake Рік тому +3

      Same I also got a phone at 7 yrs old

    • @ninjago86FN
      @ninjago86FN Рік тому

      Girls get puberty around 8-9
      While boys get puberty 11-14

  • @Lizzies_-ri6du
    @Lizzies_-ri6du 2 роки тому +6

    Focus vision: few weeks old
    Teething: 6 months
    Eat solid food : 6 months
    Sit: 5 months
    First word : 8 month ( my first word was banana)
    First step: 12 months
    Imaginary friend: 6
    Bike: 3 year
    First tooth: about 6 years old
    First read: 4
    Stop believing santa: never
    First phone: never
    Start puberty: 9 ( my age now)
    Body insecurities: unkown
    First period: 9
    Touching yourself : never
    Rates r movies : never
    First kiss: 7
    First put of country trip: never
    Smoke: Never I never ever will
    Fall in love: 5
    Illegal substances: never
    Lose virginity: never
    First drink: never
    Attend uni: never
    First relationship: 6
    Say I love you: 6
    Move out: never
    First brake up: 7
    Full time job: never
    Graduate: never
    First car: never
    Most social: 9
    Get married: never
    Move in with somone: never
    Have first child: never
    Wrinkles : never
    Divorce: never
    Buy first house: never
    Become millionaire: never
    Hrey hair: never
    Highest earning: never
    Peak of unhappiness: never
    Midlife crisis: never
    Become grandparents:never
    Parents die: never
    Retire: never
    Hip replacement: never
    Peak of happy: idk
    Die: never
    Bc I'm here rn

  • @thedoubleabattery9417
    @thedoubleabattery9417 2 роки тому +12

    My sister's first words were 'cobbob' and 'skew' meaning 'cobweb' and 'screw'. My mum used to play a game with her pointing out the cobwebs and screws in the house.

    • @Uhlyuhauby
      @Uhlyuhauby 2 роки тому

      I thought you meant like kabob and skewers like the food 🤣

  • @BeeYourself-v9j
    @BeeYourself-v9j Місяць тому

    72 years is the average to die
    the afton family: “i beg to differ”

  • @BananaSmoothies-
    @BananaSmoothies- 2 роки тому +7

    My first word was, “dada”. Meanwhile, my brothers first word was, “WHAT THE F-!”

    • @danagrella
      @danagrella Рік тому

      thats brothers for you.....

  • @Slender-the-Blender
    @Slender-the-Blender 2 роки тому +13

    this list got more and more savage by the minute. especially at the end 🤣

  • @emiliyas.mayaz.8487
    @emiliyas.mayaz.8487 2 роки тому +8

    My first word was mama

  • @ShionDonner
    @ShionDonner Місяць тому

    Laughing at your parents dying is crazzzyyyy

  • @kotzatops
    @kotzatops 10 місяців тому +17

    I started cycling at my yard when I was 3 years old but my parents let me cycle outside when I turned 9😂

    • @aryapumpkincat
      @aryapumpkincat 9 місяців тому +2

      My first word was something inappropriate

    • @Dallastars
      @Dallastars 6 місяців тому

      😦@@aryapumpkincat

  • @gyuulvrrz
    @gyuulvrrz Рік тому +9

    As soon as I saw those snakes at 0:11 I lifted my feet up 😭

  • @cmbcheeseburgers4783
    @cmbcheeseburgers4783 5 місяців тому +6

    1:16 POV: five year olds watching this 😂

  • @Iknowmyroomisamess
    @Iknowmyroomisamess 5 місяців тому +1

    Is it just me who got body insecurities before puberty 😭

  • @dorsetball
    @dorsetball 2 роки тому +10

    2:04 yeahs that’s me in a nutshell.

  • @laurasoflau
    @laurasoflau Рік тому +67

    I am 14 and I had my first kiss today, in a dream while I was taking an afternoon noon nap.😂

    • @B3rtsch3
      @B3rtsch3 Рік тому +3

      lol

    • @ohiorizzdog
      @ohiorizzdog Рік тому +8

      My first kiss was when I was 12-
      During math class whilst staring out into the window at my crush whom I imagined I was making out with after I saved the whole school from a shooter. Good times.

    • @No_step_on_snake
      @No_step_on_snake Рік тому +6

      ​@@ohiorizzdog I used to daydream about being the shooter...

    • @ariis_sketchbook
      @ariis_sketchbook Рік тому

      @@ohiorizzdog HHAHA ME TOO

    • @rubanogames3362
      @rubanogames3362 Рік тому

      @@ohiorizzdog relatable bro

  • @rjd930
    @rjd930 16 днів тому +1

    I can’t even right a bike-

  • @therealsammich
    @therealsammich Рік тому +8

    “Humans are pathetic!” -Jack, a human

  • @HamnaAmir-d7m
    @HamnaAmir-d7m Рік тому +8

    I started eating solid foods when I was 5 months old. I never ride a bike because I think they're kind of scary. I learned to read since I was 4 years old. I said my first word when I was 10 or 11 months old. I took my first steps at 11 months old. I got my first phone when I was 11. Now, I'm 14 and I got periods since age 12 and no relationship yet.

    • @alexandraferrara8261
      @alexandraferrara8261 8 місяців тому

      I learned to read when I was 3. I got my first phone when I was 7 and I got my period last November and I’m 11. I also don’t like bikes. I only ride them when there are training wheels on them. If they don’t have training wheels then I ain’t riding it even tho like I said that I’m 11. Also….
      Fun Fact: When I was a baby, (I don’t remember my age) my grandma left me on the kitchen counter when she was babysitting me and I crawled off and uhh I landed on the floor and I got a bump on my head. Also…
      Another Fun Fact: When I was 1, one of my parents were feeding me noodles. I sucked on one and then I started choking and my dad had to punch my back or something so I can spit it out

    • @kalqumoaphehw
      @kalqumoaphehw 5 місяців тому

      I learnt to read when I was like 5 or something, first phone at 7 or 8 (can't remember which one) first period around like 9 I know pretty young. I can ride a bike pretty good at it I think I learnt when I was 7 but I stopped and had to relearn it at 10. Smoked my first cigarette at 11 (I quit thank God). Tried illegal substances at 13-15 (again I quit and have been clean for a year) frist relationship was 11 and my frist kiss was at 12

  • @familyb10
    @familyb10 2 роки тому +12

    Those last two got me laughing so much🤣🤣🤣, keep making the amazing content Jack!

  • @dinoeebastian
    @dinoeebastian 5 місяців тому +2

    I never believed in Santa

  • @farinozcelik
    @farinozcelik 2 роки тому +11

    2:29 Well, welcome then! In past tense.

    • @Iseonix
      @Iseonix 2 роки тому +1

      Also I went to india when I was 9
      And hi

  • @MonStarEnergy
    @MonStarEnergy Рік тому +8

    Bro the insecurities and my period started at 11, not proud to say it but touching myself did too, younger me was a savage and kissed a kid in kindergarten, out of country at about 8 or 7 (That I can remember) I fell in love several times before 16, first relationship was at 9-10 (First with my friend A, and then L, and then a polyamorous relationship with both) I say I love you a lot, break up at 9-10, I feel unhappiness all the time,

  • @thing2237
    @thing2237 2 роки тому +10

    As a person who left my birth country for the first time when I was 2 I was extremley shocked to find out that people do it when they are 15.

  • @YapQu33n
    @YapQu33n 15 днів тому +1

    1:15 I started at 3…..

  • @rottenpizza3955
    @rottenpizza3955 2 роки тому +10

    The video starts great than slowly falls apart and things get worse and worse lol!

  • @thunderbolt64_
    @thunderbolt64_ Рік тому +5

    when i was younger i had hundreds of imaginary friends and i compiled them into a massive imaginary pokedex-esque screen on my wall.
    Here's some that i remember.
    There was a green-eyed moose called Emerald.
    There was a really, really tiny puppy called Sammy.
    There was a dog that grew ball-shaped fruits on its back and tail.
    Yeah a lot of them were animals

  • @gracedoyle8943
    @gracedoyle8943 2 роки тому +11

    1:00 same thing happened to me

  • @DinoDom13
    @DinoDom13 12 днів тому

    Who stops believing Santa at age 7!?💀

  • @danielatchess2372
    @danielatchess2372 2 роки тому +5

    4:43 THEY ARE LIKE 20 YEARS WRONG

  • @Kragatar
    @Kragatar 2 роки тому +18

    1:58 At least I'm not the only one who was ridiculously late to the party, lol.
    But who knows... if your body is late reaching puberty, maybe it will be late reaching cancer and heart attacks too.

  • @indigo_animefroggo_4586
    @indigo_animefroggo_4586 Місяць тому

    "First phone: 10 years old"
    Me at 5 years old: what?

  • @JabbieYT
    @JabbieYT 2 роки тому +15

    I couldn’t ride a bike till I was seven, I still remember the moment I ran to my dads garage and showed him😂 The only reason I did it was because I was tired of being compared to people who could lol.

    • @jas.k73408
      @jas.k73408 2 роки тому +1

      excatly the same with me!

    • @SexyCactus
      @SexyCactus 2 роки тому +1

      I still can’t ride a bike 🥲

    • @evilpotato1534
      @evilpotato1534 2 роки тому +1

      me 10....

    • @CountryballClub69420
      @CountryballClub69420 2 роки тому

      i rid without training wheels at 3

    • @JoyJournal
      @JoyJournal 2 роки тому +1

      hey, I learnt how ride when I was 12, you weren't too old don't worry

  • @BroccoliJam
    @BroccoliJam Рік тому +6

    Thank you Jack for telling me that you only had puberty at college cuz when i turned 14 i started to worry about this when i still hadn't and i still haven't now.

  • @quak1nat0r
    @quak1nat0r Рік тому +8

    As a canadian, I first had a drink when I was 9. I can't make this shit up lol. I first found a drink I genuinely liked when I was 13, and that was spiked vodka... soo... thats saying something.

  • @mamiobamio
    @mamiobamio 5 місяців тому +1

    0:11 That's because we're not lizards, Jack.