Coney is a simple man, he shits himself every thirty minutes , he dies if he gets too mad, and he thinks a machine can properly gently touch his back with human fingers
coney is out of his gourd, a rub is literally just a form of message, its insane he reads the word message and goes "oh thats not what i want i want a rub", its the equivalent of coney saying "no no no, i dont want to eat food i want to eat a meal", you CANNOT say you dont want a message a rub is literally a message
I was on Coney's side about the back rub machine, even though I didn't know what he meant. It took me until that one guy's tweet to realize what he meant by back rub, and then I was no longer on Coney's side. A machine gently rubbing my back just sounds weird...
Somebody wise once said "the true test of a man is whether they wear diapers and shit themselves to save time" - think it was Einstein, but could be wrong.
What's cool about that Raichu dex entry is that is was used again in Legends Arecus but the Indian Elephant text was replaced by Copperajah a Pokemon introduced in Sword and Shield.
15:00 That was ME who got banned for 45 minutes and the whole time I had to sit there in silence as he described how not all backrubs are massages but all massages are backrubs
I usually give coney benefit of the doubt but the rub vs massage thing is psychopathic. Source: i tried giving my wife a back rub and she said it wasn't hard enough, but when I asked if its a massage she said no. I didn't get a reason and I've learned not to ask lol. Now this isn't to be confused with back tickles, which would be the petting thing talked about at the end
I think it’s actually kinda neat how Pokémon retconned actual animals existing by just making a Pokémon based on the mentioned animal as a substitute and then showing us the information in one of their best games made in recent history. Good job Copperajah.
10:40 Former GoDaddy employee here. What actually happened at GoDaddy was that they sent us an email during the height of the pandemic that told us the money from the holiday party was going to be distributed as a bonus, since the party was obviously cancelled. They told us to click a link to claim the bonus and adjust our taxes for it, then revealed that that was just a test to see who would fall for a phishing email and they issued mandatory training to anyone who clicked the link. the more you know...
1:58 Not that surprising. Raichu is lieutenant Surge's Pokemon, and in one of the journals in the games, Surge is explicitly mentioned as being rumored to have been a pilot for "America".
Oh shit I remember being in this stream. Also that backrub machine sounds crazy, reminds me of that one spongebob episodes with Sandy’s monkey scientist friends
Drifloon or lampent are the best killers. Drifloon literally steals kids and takes them to the afterlife and lampent waits outside of hospitals to steal souls
I love rubs. It hits the skin and sends a different feeling through the body then the muscles because it's for different parts of the body. We need a product like what Coney was saying. His opinion is based change my mind
I understand the theory that the Pokedex lies because kids right it, but if you think about it that would mean only kids look at Pokemon. Like there are multiple professors who went to college and have labs to study Pokemon. And you get the Pokedex from professor oak.
It would be pretty hard, to murder anyone in the pokemon universe since it is known, that a full fireblast from a charizard only turns your face to black until the next scene. How should a pokemon kill you accidentally?
coney I think your right on saying that a massage device is not a rub device. I understand what you mean about rubs vs massages but I think the reason why chat had so much trouble understanding is because of skin massages also being another term for a rub(since both are to stimulate the skin), which is yes a massage technically but you were asking for that specific thing and not just a generalized massage as what people typically consider a massage has enough pressure to go to the muscles. honestly though most massage devices dont give good rubs as allthough they can have settings to go lighter on the skin, they dont move across the skin in large enough motions since they push inwards as oppossed to pushing the skin around, also another reason why good rub machines dont exist is because it requires a certain amount of friction mixed with force to actually give a back rub that isnt too light or just pushing the person around because differences in clothing or even skin from person to person. the reason people dont have trouble with it is obivously since we can feel and adjust just right because it's something built into our genetics to be able to do unlike our machine counterparts
Back rubs/massages are different, but I don't think any machine would be able to do that. Also, any company that builds what you're looking for would probably still advertise it as a massager
Before viewing this video, I always thought the title was referring to some fangame titled "Pokémon Poop" rather than an exclamation of surprise at the fact that Pokémon have buttholes
If the only difference between rub and massage is the pressure, then plenty of those machines would work. You could move an inch forward to relieve the pressure.
Idk man maybe Coney should just find some sort of automated scratcher and just cover the sharper scratch parts with something more rounded right. Light enough to not be a massage but not sharp enough to be a scratch? Also to me a Rub sounds like something with more force than getting pet so makes sense people got it late. Diction Matters Coney.
Well I guess if you believe everything you read in the pokedex that is written by a random kid who just wanted to go on an adventure with his fire lizard
A rub is not a massage, if your friend is feeling bad you might RUB their back to console them, you wouldn't just lie them down and give them a massage. Rubbing is for comfort while massage is for relieving.
Back massage is more intense and rubs are gentle. Stimulating Muscles vs the skin is different, so I don’t get how the chat thought they were the same thing
16:19 OK, if it's just about your skin being touched, then just buy a back scratcher. Or just rub your back against a tree or roll around on some marbles or legos or something you mad man.
Coney is a simple man, he shits himself every thirty minutes , he dies if he gets too mad, and he thinks a machine can properly gently touch his back with human fingers
To be fair, imagining yourself cleaning up for a massive Charizard turd would kind of ruin the pokémon trainer illusion for most people...
But it could increase the immersion
It wouldn't be THAT big. Charizards are short.
Snorlax on the other hand
@@TrueCarthaginian still taller than Coney OMEGALUL
Just fly it over to your bully’s house like it’s a Drampa and have it shit there
Did Coney ever find the machine that'll pet him?
Rumor has it, he is still searching til this day
But not heavy petting
Another episode for coney to convince us he totally isn’t a psychopath
I was there during the stream. The backrub vs. massage debate lasted sooooo long.
coney is out of his gourd, a rub is literally just a form of message, its insane he reads the word message and goes "oh thats not what i want i want a rub", its the equivalent of coney saying "no no no, i dont want to eat food i want to eat a meal", you CANNOT say you dont want a message a rub is literally a message
I was on Coney's side about the back rub machine, even though I didn't know what he meant. It took me until that one guy's tweet to realize what he meant by back rub, and then I was no longer on Coney's side. A machine gently rubbing my back just sounds weird...
Coney poops every 30 minutes but he doesn’t take a break from stream every 30 minutes… Coney unironically wears diapers to stream
Somebody wise once said "the true test of a man is whether they wear diapers and shit themselves to save time" - think it was Einstein, but could be wrong.
Do people ironically wear diapers on stream?
@@markvieyra9950 yes
@@markvieyra9950
called a fetish i think
It's weird because a "belly rub" is something associated with petting and "back rub" is something associated with massaging.
It's because the belly is soft, if go strong, it hurts. But the back are more rough, so you need use more force to hit the spots.
The zoom-in on Coney’s eyes when he learned about Mimikyu was some top-level editing
"all massages are back rubs" "I DON'T WANT A MASSAGE MACHINE" coney you doofus
All massages are back rubs is like saying all squares are rectangles
What's cool about that Raichu dex entry is that is was used again in Legends Arecus but the Indian Elephant text was replaced by Copperajah a Pokemon introduced in Sword and Shield.
The reason you can't find any back rub machines is because massage is just the more technical term for massage.
Good job there champ
Zoroak kills someone and disguises as another person you hate then runs away the perfect crime
15:00
That was ME who got banned for 45 minutes and the whole time I had to sit there in silence as he described how not all backrubs are massages but all massages are backrubs
Coney, I don’t think you’re wrong, but that was the worst explanation you could’ve given
We gotchu Coney. A massage is for muscles and you apply pressure, a back rub is gentle, soft, and tickles in a good way.
Replying so this maybe becomes easier for others to find
The clampearl Evos are hilarious, the scary one is actually just kind of a homie and the pink mermaid one sucks out your innards if you're not careful
Backrubs are massages. If you want to be petted that's fine, but petting isn't a backrub.
So Coney just wants a paint roller on a conveyor that goes back and forth?
I have never had a massage or backrub, but coney is the streamer and the streamer is always right, so they must be different.
I love how Coney's chat referred to Mimikyu as an SCP.
00:46 Pokédex world lmao
Also a lot of ace attorney music at least two soundtracks
I usually give coney benefit of the doubt but the rub vs massage thing is psychopathic. Source: i tried giving my wife a back rub and she said it wasn't hard enough, but when I asked if its a massage she said no. I didn't get a reason and I've learned not to ask lol. Now this isn't to be confused with back tickles, which would be the petting thing talked about at the end
-How did you lose your job?
- a minion mike-dropped me
Coney got so mad at the backrub thing on stream, it was very funny
Coney can pingpong from the best to the worst takes so fast. That being said...all italian food is indeed the same.
I think it’s actually kinda neat how Pokémon retconned actual animals existing by just making a Pokémon based on the mentioned animal as a substitute and then showing us the information in one of their best games made in recent history. Good job Copperajah.
Do you just want a back scratcher? Like a stick that you rub on your back because you can't reach? Yes, back scratchers exist
Anytime ive gotten a back rub its been a back massage. You're insane lol
10:40 Former GoDaddy employee here. What actually happened at GoDaddy was that they sent us an email during the height of the pandemic that told us the money from the holiday party was going to be distributed as a bonus, since the party was obviously cancelled. They told us to click a link to claim the bonus and adjust our taxes for it, then revealed that that was just a test to see who would fall for a phishing email and they issued mandatory training to anyone who clicked the link. the more you know...
No
Yes
You know darkrai has canocically killed people? Also almost kills a child in the games
I can clearly see Otacon retelling MGS like Twin Snakes
"And then a cyborg ninja came and did a hundred flips before destroying the Radome"
1:58 Not that surprising. Raichu is lieutenant Surge's Pokemon, and in one of the journals in the games, Surge is explicitly mentioned as being rumored to have been a pilot for "America".
Mimikyu is so sad, it's so hideous that it makes its own disguise to look like pikachu so that maybe people will love it, it's tragic!
Drifbloom changes its evil plot through every Pokémon games Pokédex
Idk how to tell you this man
back rub
noun
a brief massage of a person’s back and shoulders.
I gotta say, the thumb nail sold me
Coney wants a Detroit become human level robot to distribute back rubs
Oh shit I remember being in this stream. Also that backrub machine sounds crazy, reminds me of that one spongebob episodes with Sandy’s monkey scientist friends
4:19 “ding ding ding how did we get here?”
Also, nice shirt coney👍
CONEY
A BACKRUB
IS A TYPE OF MASSAGE
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
(edit:) YOU WANT A MACHINE TO PET YOU??????????
Surprised Froslass wasn’t in the Pokédex list, they freeze men and other pokemon to death and keep their frozen bodies in their lairs as trophies.
Drifloon or lampent are the best killers. Drifloon literally steals kids and takes them to the afterlife and lampent waits outside of hospitals to steal souls
ET is the most horrifying movie alien ever created. The Aliens alien doesn't even come close
Raichu "Indian Elephant" is ret-conned as a reference to Cooperajah, the elephant pokemon :D
I think you mean a back scratch machine, while I'm all here for
Oh god, he brought it up. There's going to be more people debating between lions and pokemon now.
The chat not knowing the obvious and clear difference between a rub and a massage kills me
Chat are either psychos or never had a partner to not know the difference between a back rub and a massage
I love rubs. It hits the skin and sends a different feeling through the body then the muscles because it's for different parts of the body. We need a product like what Coney was saying. His opinion is based change my mind
I understand the theory that the Pokedex lies because kids right it, but if you think about it that would mean only kids look at Pokemon. Like there are multiple professors who went to college and have labs to study Pokemon. And you get the Pokedex from professor oak.
CONEY UPLOAD LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It would be pretty hard, to murder anyone in the pokemon universe since it is known, that a full fireblast from a charizard only turns your face to black until the next scene. How should a pokemon kill you accidentally?
coney I think your right on saying that a massage device is not a rub device.
I understand what you mean about rubs vs massages but I think the reason why chat had so much trouble understanding is because of skin massages also being another term for a rub(since both are to stimulate the skin), which is yes a massage technically but you were asking for that specific thing and not just a generalized massage as what people typically consider a massage has enough pressure to go to the muscles.
honestly though most massage devices dont give good rubs as allthough they can have settings to go lighter on the skin, they dont move across the skin in large enough motions since they push inwards as oppossed to pushing the skin around, also another reason why good rub machines dont exist is because it requires a certain amount of friction mixed with force to actually give a back rub that isnt too light or just pushing the person around because differences in clothing or even skin from person to person.
the reason people dont have trouble with it is obivously since we can feel and adjust just right because it's something built into our genetics to be able to do unlike our machine counterparts
In Legends Arceus they changed Raichu's entry to Copperajah (instead of Indian Elefant), which is like a copper patina indian elefant mixture.
Prank News headline: short man with mullet argues with 2,000 people on what a massage is.
"I want a machine that pets me"
perhaps you should consult the furries, they seem like they could've invented that by now
4:06 now THAT'S a How Did We Get Here topic
I'm american and have to be convinced that Kansas exists.
Back rubs/massages are different, but I don't think any machine would be able to do that. Also, any company that builds what you're looking for would probably still advertise it as a massager
Haven’t watched the video yet but it’s Coney. It’s another banger of a video.
Pokemon takes place on Earth, Mew was discovered in south America i think. (there are some books in the mansion that go over it)
I don't get it how back rub is not a back massage. They're the same word in my native tongue for sure.
Sorry cConey, google definds back rub as “a brief massage of a person’s back and shoulders.”
Before viewing this video, I always thought the title was referring to some fangame titled "Pokémon Poop" rather than an exclamation of surprise at the fact that Pokémon have buttholes
I thought I knew what CONEY was talking about, but at the very end, I'm not so sure anymore...
If the only difference between rub and massage is the pressure, then plenty of those machines would work. You could move an inch forward to relieve the pressure.
I understand what he means by this, however, a back rub machine can be accomplished by putting a flat wooden fork onto a gear of some kind.
Back rubs are absolutely different than massages
Oh boy, time for the "Coney discovers he has a petplay fetish" arc of the channel
Coney thinks "scratch" is "rub" lol
Chose this video, queued for quickly play, immediately ran into a Pokémon trainer named poop. What the fuck.
People who don’t understand the difference between a back rub and a back massage aren’t married. Goblins are real.
Idk man maybe Coney should just find some sort of automated scratcher and just cover the sharper scratch parts with something more rounded right. Light enough to not be a massage but not sharp enough to be a scratch? Also to me a Rub sounds like something with more force than getting pet so makes sense people got it late. Diction Matters Coney.
i would define that backrub as a tickle actually not a massage
Coney just wants a light back scratch😔
I’m with chat on the back rubs lol
Hold up hold up he has a point. The fingertips on the back thing feels fantastic. I’ve never heard that called a back rub, but i get it
Coney my boy I am in my 30’s just like you and I guarantee you your chat has never had a back rub in their life, they’re is absolutely a difference
it's almost as if once you actually learn things about pokémon, the lion question becomes incredibly obvious
Well I guess if you believe everything you read in the pokedex that is written by a random kid who just wanted to go on an adventure with his fire lizard
I agree with coney on the massage vs back rub discussion
I'm more surprised how many people don't know what the difference between a back rub and a back massage...
real ones remember the original title
Twitch chat had to be trolling not knowing the difference between a back rub and a massage
drampa is a funny guy
9:02 this theory would be valid if it wasn't confirmed the pokedex was automatic
Coney, do you need a back scratcher?
8:04 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think that's how temperature works.
Every other country in the role knows where New York and California are, maybe. They have never heard of Michigan or south Virginia.
A rub is not a massage, if your friend is feeling bad you might RUB their back to console them, you wouldn't just lie them down and give them a massage. Rubbing is for comfort while massage is for relieving.
Is this the one time UA-cam is smarter and more desired than twitch because we understand a back rub?
Coney doesn't know what a massage is :(
Back massage is more intense and rubs are gentle. Stimulating Muscles vs the skin is different, so I don’t get how the chat thought they were the same thing
ugh I love this guy!
now i finally understand that twitter poll....
16:19 OK, if it's just about your skin being touched, then just buy a back scratcher. Or just rub your back against a tree or roll around on some marbles or legos or something you mad man.
Ptiently awaiting an episode of How Did We Get Here thats ust about Pokemon that could get away with murder
There IS a difference between a back RUB and back MASSAGE
15:50 "Difficult People", huh?