@@uptank8461 "Women used to be housewives" so what prey tell is a woman who doesn't work, spends all day at home called now? I'm on the edge of my seat here. 🤣
@@TheManLab7 Whitehouse is definitely better more of a real character actor ... , but Harry Enfield is also brilliant .One thing, I bet they can both spell sketches
Two sugars. This should be shown to actors who want to learn about comedy and timing. I don't know if it was scripted but Paul throwing those words in at the end completely makes this sketch. We've thrown gongs and awards at some very dubious characters who are so-called comedians but if two blokes deserve a Knighthood or at least an OBE it is them.
You are right Harry and Paul should be honoured for their comedy. But I think it should be more than a OBE. It should be something a little better. And if the King said no it should not then I would say to the king. OI! NO YOUR MAJESTY, I KNOW YOU SERVE THE COUNTRY WITH YOUR FINE REGAL STATESMANSHIP AND THAT MOST OF THE COUNTRY LOVE YOU. BUT DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND GIVE THEM A KNIGHTHOOD!..........I must calm down.😂
@@FahadAyaz exactly, thats is their comedy craft. They are no longer "flavour of the month" which is a pity . This little skit is comedy gold an overused expression I know. Maybe this type of comedy doesnt light everyone's fire but it is undeniably brilliantly worked by the three actors. The guys even have a semblance of the look of Charlie George and Rodney Marsh and of course those were very blokey times, but a lot todays audience don't get the subtle nuances and take it all at face value.
I'd add her as well actually -in her role as a comedic actresses with some pizzaz, she's just irreplaceable, never mind how much work/ brains it takes.
Lawrenson while commentating at the world cup, I think, mentioned Barnsley fans who when in the premiership for a season; their chant of "It's just like watching Brazil" Can't recall who were playing but it was a dull game, and Lawrenson said "this is just like watching Barnsley!" Made me laugh out loud, and I'm from Barnsley!
Lawrenson doesn’t tick enough of the ‘boxes’ to qualify, there are strict upper and lower limit quotas to meet these days (for commentators, pundits and indeed every walk of life).
@@jemimallah2591 the woman presenter's/commentary apart from Alex Scott are a joke to football. So the joke is really on everyone having to put up with this shit. Companies need to hire good females instead of hiring because of gender
@@Adam-zp6td lol, no that's exactly the opposite of what they are doing. They are taking the piss out of the backward thinking. Jesus this goes straight over the heads of so many cavemen. Do you think they are stupid enough to base their comedy on misogyny. So you think it's funny because you agree with their viewpoint?? What's the funny part then?
@@liamc19 At least we can always rely on Liam to point out the blindingly obvious. Cheers Liam. Also why the use of the word 'dinosaurs'? I trust that when Laura Woods etc are old women and their views are outdated you will be calling her a 'dinosaur' as well and advocating for her to be replaced right?...🙄🤡
@isle Because "two sugars" ended the sketch brilliantly The meaning being the two men think the woman interviewer is only fit to make cups of tea(or maybe coffee) 😎👍🏴
He is "Telegraphing", he is not "controversial", he is not a "genius". Nikola Tesla was a genius but they never educate you about the real genius's of this world, just fill your head with crap "comedy" and overpaid nancy boy football twats.
What utter dickheads are thinking, and that, my peabrained grunting friend is the whole point. Jesus, you are so fucking dumb. How do you even breathe?
@@warmswarm Oh, there are many people who don't understand how stupid they are. Fortunately, I'm not one of them. I know exactly how stupid I am. Do you? For example, can you comprehend how staggeringly idiotic it is to assume you know something meaningful about a complete stranger, purely on the basis of a joke they made?
I always wondered what my dad was referencing when he keeps saying “where’s the bloke love, 2 sugars” whenever the football’s on
Your dads class.
@@lovelybitofbugle219 possibly one of the funniest jokes in the world. It hurts the laughter.
"Get the bloke darling, Two sugars!! 😂🤣
Sounds like a gay thing 😂
what? its sexism y'know women used to be housewife's, tf you getting gay from genuine question
@@uptank8461 "Women used to be housewives" so what prey tell is a woman who doesn't work, spends all day at home called now? I'm on the edge of my seat here. 🤣
@@ricchardo when I mean housewives I mean a time where woman were expected. Not to work rather than women who simply don't work like today
@@ricchardo "spends all day at home called now?"
Lazy bints mate innit.
It's all a laugh......until you try and watch Soccer Saturday in 2023.
The sketch is taking the piss out of people like you
Spacker
Correct!
yeah you're literally the people being made fun of
Facts
Paul Whitehouse without a doubt one of the funniest men alive
I think Harry's better in my eyes and it looks like he does more scetches than Paul. But that’s just my opinion and view of things
@@TheManLab7 Whitehouse is definitely better more of a real character actor ... , but Harry Enfield is also brilliant .One thing, I bet they can both spell sketches
@@sallybannister6224 Both of them would probably have put a full stop after better though .........
WHERE'S THE BLOKE!?
Amen.
Two sugars. This should be shown to actors who want to learn about comedy and timing. I don't know if it was scripted but Paul throwing those words in at the end completely makes this sketch. We've thrown gongs and awards at some very dubious characters who are so-called comedians but if two blokes deserve a Knighthood or at least an OBE it is them.
Absolute genius the split second two sugars.
If they had any decency they'd turn that kind of shite down.
@@danielmarriott6580 where's the bloke, fam?
You are right Harry and Paul should be honoured for their comedy. But I think it should be more than a OBE. It should be something a little better. And if the King said no it should not then I would say to the king. OI! NO YOUR MAJESTY, I KNOW YOU SERVE THE COUNTRY WITH YOUR FINE REGAL STATESMANSHIP AND THAT MOST OF THE COUNTRY LOVE YOU. BUT DO AS YOU ARE TOLD AND GIVE THEM A KNIGHTHOOD!..........I must calm down.😂
Genius! 👏😂
The "two sugars" got me 🤣🤣
Same 😂 Said it so casually!
@@FahadAyaz exactly, thats is their comedy craft.
They are no longer "flavour of the month" which is a pity . This little skit is comedy gold an overused expression I know.
Maybe this type of comedy doesnt light everyone's fire but it is undeniably brilliantly worked by the three actors. The guys even have a semblance of the look of Charlie George and Rodney Marsh and of course those were very blokey times, but a lot todays audience don't get the subtle nuances and take it all at face value.
And the eyes.
"two sugars" hahahaha class.
check harrys face, almost corpsed
What does two sugars mean here?
@@cellistyami2798 It's suggesting that because she's a woman she should go and make them a tea with two sugars
@@donaldflump4586 spot on
@Oj Yes that one he must be a yank?
Paul Whitehouse’s face cracks me up 😂
Aye 🤣😂 best one is right at the end after she says "we'll be back after the break". The look of hopelessness on his face is golden
Now now the poor sod was born that way he never chose his boat race did eeee
Johnny Depp called him the finest actor of all time
@@jamessim1858 his expression
It's April from Peep Show! 👍
And the woman from the dinner party in the IT Crowd who gets off with Richmond
..and if the Enfield walked in here I’d say Oi Enfield, you’re a bloody genius
Will never tire of watching this. Absolutely brilliant. "Two sugars" and P.W.'s raised expression a split second later 😂😂.
Paul's timing & delivery is thing of beauty 😅👍
"Get the bloke darling, 2 sugars" 😂
The way he’s says where’s the bloke love while looking at his phone is the funniest bit 😂
Way ahead of its time
Love these 2 comedic geniuses
I'd add her as well actually -in her role as a comedic actresses with some pizzaz, she's just irreplaceable, never mind how much work/ brains it takes.
"love these two comedic geniuses and the bird, wossername"?
WHERE'S THE BLOKE?
I thought she was going to say 'we'll be back after the bloke.'
Almost spilt my coffee over the iMac 😂
Harry Enfield is just about to crack up right at the end. Superb.
Couldnt agree more we dont need birds talking about football. Whatever next
That 2 sugars killed me 😂
So effing true and great commentary on our current times.
arent they taking the piss out of sexist football people ?
Exactly the way I feel when I hear Jermaine Jenas. Never thought I'd say I wish Mark Lawrenson would come back.
I hate JJ
Lawrenson while commentating at the world cup, I think, mentioned Barnsley fans who when in the premiership for a season; their chant of "It's just like watching Brazil"
Can't recall who were playing but it was a dull game, and Lawrenson said "this is just like watching Barnsley!"
Made me laugh out loud, and I'm from Barnsley!
😅🤣😅🤣🤣🤣
Lawrenson doesn’t tick enough of the ‘boxes’ to qualify, there are strict upper and lower limit quotas to meet these days (for commentators, pundits and indeed every walk of life).
@@josefk332 🥱
This actress should have played Princess Diana in The Crown.
Well observed. 100% true.
Oh my god yes!
Catherine Shepherd
My favourite part was when they said “get the bloke”
Yeah🤣🤣🤣and when they said it again , I split my ribs laughing😂😂😂😂🤣
I missed that part. Lol
If only
This has aged beautiful must make fans still feel the same 😂
What begins as farce ends with spectral armbands and self righteous virtue signalling...or something like that.
@@Mr___X exactly, now I have to mute the commentary on most matches cos once again they stick their nose in where it's not wanted.
Where's the bloke?
I think it's meant to be a piss take of people with attitudes like yours
What do you think this sketch is about, out of interest?
Never has this been more accurate than now
The most inaccurate part is that she sounds like she knows the game more than the majority of them
Kevin Keegan in the news recently. This is the first thing I thought of. 🤣
And in Spring 2024 the question is: Where _is_ the bloke, _any_ bloke.
You do realise you're the kind of person they're making fun of, right?
@jcbd
Full English and a nice cup of splosh please tweacle
😎👍🏴
This is absolutely honest.
Takes comedy to bring up the elephant in the room.
100% accurate.
About hiring token woman because of diversity?
The elephant in the room being that old footballers turned pundits are chauvinistic wankers.
She doesn’t look like an elephant 🤪
lol nice work showing you're too thick to understand the sketch. it's making fun of men who are like this, not endorsing this as reasonable behaviour
@@outsidespac3 they dont exist
This is me now when watching sky sports.
100% its a joke, Cant be listening to these women who never played at the higest level trying to tell us about football, cancelling sky soon...
This is what happens happens when the equality brigade strike. We pay to watch stuff with crap presenters with little or no knowledge of the subject.
Wow. You guys proving male chauvinism is alive and well
@@C1ayd0n82 You can virtue signal all you want mate but its the truth..people like you are the reason its like this...muppet...
@@crowtales8828 good one
Watching BBC final score these days you’d be lucky to find the Bloke
You realise that's very the attitude they're satirising?
@@neilmccormick2064 You won't find ANY men on women's football coverage - satirise that! Virtue signalling woke clown.
At least we still have Lineker.
@@neilmccormick2064 but where's the bloke?
Brilliantly well acted.
Where's the bloke luv ? - great comedy sketch - don't know how how all three - keep straight faces lol 🤣🤣 👍
They almost don't, each one has a moment where they almost lose it
@@Snaildriver lol sitkamaint
ahead of their time
I must admit as a preference I do prefer the bloke
These days are unfortunately all gawn!!!… sad world we live in now!!
A phrase that constantly runs through the mind of every single bloke watching bloke's sport. 😂 Along with '2 sugars'
you realise this sketch is making fun of you, right?
@@jemimallah2591 "many a true word is said in jest" 😉
@@rhydyard the woman in the video is portrayed as competent, you just hate women and dont understand nuance
@@bleu2680 you must be fun at parties, with your woke police cap on.....
@@jemimallah2591 the woman presenter's/commentary apart from Alex Scott are a joke to football. So the joke is really on everyone having to put up with this shit. Companies need to hire good females instead of hiring because of gender
she’s beautiful
Alright Mark Corrigan
Even women think that 😂😂
You'll need Search & Rescue to find a bloke these days!
Those were the days!
This will offend the P C brigade today.
Oh come off it you old gammon tart
They must of had a premonition of all the nonsense we have today. Great sketch!
Well the nonsense today is the Gammon's complaining about women
You do know they're making fun of people like you with this sketch right?
@@Adam-zp6td lol, no that's exactly the opposite of what they are doing. They are taking the piss out of the backward thinking. Jesus this goes straight over the heads of so many cavemen. Do you think they are stupid enough to base their comedy on misogyny.
So you think it's funny because you agree with their viewpoint?? What's the funny part then?
@count
Bit of a Butt hurt racist knuckle dragger are ya??
😎👍🏴
Paul Whitehouse the Football Manager at half time, Pure Genius
What every guy thinks when watching the footy these days
Spacker
I turn the volume off if 'two sugars' are commentating
You don't speak for every guy.
He does ! At least 99%
I mute every time a female pundit comes on! Beyond annoying!
Just watching the world cup coverage and thought of this 🤣🤣
Yep. Especially when ITV insist on inflicting Laura Woods on us.
Andy gray would be proud lol
And Richard Keys.
It's those kinda dinosaurs it's mocking - amazing how people miss the point
@@liamc19 At least we can always rely on Liam to point out the blindingly obvious. Cheers Liam. Also why the use of the word 'dinosaurs'? I trust that when Laura Woods etc are old women and their views are outdated you will be calling her a 'dinosaur' as well and advocating for her to be replaced right?...🙄🤡
Brilliant. Absaloute legends of comedy 😆 👌
Love it!!
This comments section isn't comedy gold, it's comedy platinum.
I just wish this happened in the real world 😂😂
Catherine Shephard kills this every time.
She is gorgeous! Nice take on how times have changed regarding football.
@@dannyvine3605 She is gorgeous but she is married.....To a women called Brandi.
@@MrGranfield She WAS gorgeous but hasn't aged well very plain looking
now 45 and weirdly her bird has a passing resemblance to her father!!
No that's another Catherine Shepard.
@@scottandrewbrass1931 No it's not.
Brilliant, still funny years later 😅😅😅
"Two sugars" LMAO
Why you say "Two Sugars" please?
@isle
Because "two sugars" ended the sketch brilliantly
The meaning being the two men think the woman interviewer is only fit to make cups of tea(or maybe coffee)
😎👍🏴
Thing is , funny as this is , I’d actually love to see it happen
Deep deep down you know these are the attitudes of old schooler's like Allardyce, Pulis, and Souness, et al.
Yeah they take the fat pay check though, but only a matter of time till 1 of them slips up,can you imagine how careful they have to be
@@philhode5104 Just because you are contracted to work with women doesn't mean you must respect their opinion in a job they never worked.
@@Darwinion funny how you incel whoppers never pipe up about all the non ex-players doing punditry and presenting, only when it's a woman.
@@Nefariousbig I’ve not met a single football fan who wants women commentating or giving opinions on games...
@@scottw3780 I've never met you, so you aren't real.
That was easy.
Truer than ever in 2023.
Where is the bloke
Two sugars 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol, I actually said this during the Euro Championships when there were two female commentators.
Just look at the look on Paul’s face when she says “I’m the bloke”…..
Priceless!!!
This is just superb!
Go Get The Bloke Love 😂
I’m listening to 5Live Premier League commentary; two young birds (/s) doing the honours and I couldn’t help saying “where’s the bloke?”
How right they were, its 2021 😭
Usyk said hi
Is that really you man
Only in some people's minds though..
*Women: know your limits*
L is for Lice , L is for Labour 😂
For pity's sake, don't drive
Nick Stone that driving episode is unbelievably funny 😂
@@daddypig.5796 The driving one was the best 🤣
Angry Frank.....................lololol
Enfield's smile at the very end. Never sure if that was part of the script or he thought they'd cut.
I think he's supposed to be smiling for the camera like he was before the nonbloke showed up but doesn't realise the camera is facing his left now
I think that is a classic sketch from these 2 superb comics.
That "two sugars" right at the end is genius 🤣
Thought of this while watching sky
I couldn't agree more. One doesn't have a 19-stone bruiser commenting on women's netball or do you.
You are literally the type of person they are taking the mick out of and you don’t even get it! 😂
Spanner
This is so good.
Quite right!!
Where's the bloke?
exactly ! where has all the blokes gone when it comes too football we should all say wheres the BLOKE.
Love it GET THE BLOKE NOW!!!
Harry Enfield probably the most controversial genius but we wouldn't have it any other way.
And he is never seen today, obviously upset all the luvvies!
Why is Enfield controversial?
@@viviennehateley1843 What did he do?
He is "Telegraphing", he is not "controversial", he is not a "genius". Nikola Tesla was a genius but they never educate you about the real genius's of this world, just fill your head with crap "comedy" and overpaid nancy boy football twats.
I don’t think he’s controversial . Just very good and incredibly funny as is Paul Whitehouse
Nice 👌😂 she is so cute 🥰. 🇬🇧
‘Get the bloke…two sugars,…😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂 two sugars!!
Yep nowadays it seems that it's three women talking about football and a token bloke...
The female lady interviewer is gorgeous, face, voice, everything.
How prophetic was that!
Now it's 3 non ~ blokes.
It's all being exposed, everything was reversed and a lot of those celebs portrayed as women are actually men
Everytime I see Theresa May on the telly.
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Not so much now. you'll have to make do with Dominic.
@ödīñ ŵïlšøń "virus propaganda pushers"....Seriously?
@@seanscanlon9067 yeah.
@@seanscanlon9067 Yes.
Need more of this today ! Women commentary - turn off , women waffle at half time - turn off - Where's the bloke ?
*where's the bloke*
*Women: know your limits*
Pure Gold....and 'Abbie Wogan' we all know who this was levelled at 😂😂😂😂
Get the bloke darling...two sugars lolololol...
Only saying what everyone is thinking.
What utter dickheads are thinking, and that, my peabrained grunting friend is the whole point. Jesus, you are so fucking dumb. How do you even breathe?
@@tommiatkins3443 Oh dear! I think someone is menstruating.
@@schell0118 - Oh dear, someone doesn't understand how thick he is.
@@warmswarm Oh, there are many people who don't understand how stupid they are. Fortunately, I'm not one of them. I know exactly how stupid I am. Do you? For example, can you comprehend how staggeringly idiotic it is to assume you know something meaningful about a complete stranger, purely on the basis of a joke they made?
@@schell0118 - Oh, so you're going for the old "it was a joke" excuse. How convenient.
"Two sugars" 😆😆
Imagine That sketch airing TODAY ???!!!..... SNOWFLAKES WOULD GO 💥 !!!!... 😂😂😂😂😂
'2 sugars'...thats classic!!!!
I love this! 💘
We have gone from this to virtually all woman now covering football.
Way ahead of their time Harry & Paul way ahead
She is beautiful.
@@barringtongilbert6390 April
yeah, but not a bloke tho', so...
Catherine Shepherd is lovely
@@barringtongilbert6390 with Big Suze being the other star of this show too
^^^ simp
Joey Barton.
Exactly 😂
They’re looking for the bloke, darling. Please stop talking and get the bloke. It’s time for football talk. Be a good girl and put the kettle on 🤣😂🤣🤣
Your a muslim i see
Albert
"We'll be back after the break" .......LOL
nice bit of totty.
Me watching Football Focus on the BBC.
If only we had comedy like this nowadays. 'two sugars'! lol
Come on, we've got Nish Kumar!
This has never been more relevant!