I also feel like Zoe can definitely do a series where she takes children's books, or just her fav books and makes them into a dirty version (basically what she did with the polar express😂)
Thats how we know that this was all fiction, Alfie had to "edit three main channel videos"! Lol, just kidding! Loved this video and all three of you, especially together!
Loved this vid sooo much! Never laughed so hard, please do more and maybe one of you guys acting it out !? 😂😂 you and Zoe are goals ❤️😂 ( and oh I can totally feel the tension rising between you and Alfie 😂😂 ) love you so much xx
+Netherangel555 He keeps it non explicit most of the time for the young veiwers and so does Zoe, like Zoe says Fuck often but if she does in vlogs she bleeps it out but if its on other peoples channel of them swearing its stay unedited.
+HannahB +Amina Mohamed You guys, Alfie literally bought Mark the necklace that he's wearing. If he felt uncomfortable around him he probably wouldn't buy him gifts and let him stay in his home... Don't overthink the video, it's all just fun. :)
Literally how? Look how close he's sitting with mark there clearly is no tension between them. Yes Alfie doesn't always laugh when they do together but not everyone has the same sense of humor at least Alfie wasn't being fake shows he's real in front of the camera
+HannahB yeah, I get that he could be because of the story, but I still don't think he was. He seemed interested as he was laughing and reading along. :)
This was amazing I smiled all the way through especially seeing your reactions too. You've got to do this again. Acting out would be cool too. There is nothing better than a Zoe Alfie and mark calab!! Amazing! Whoever wrote that was brilliant too. I really hope they do a part 2, I was like Nooo it can't end already! X
I love this video! I'm in stitches!😂 your editing made it 2 times as funnier though (not because it bad, it's because of the close ups and musing etc)😂❤️Please do one where you all act one out? We would all love that💜
The 0% people who are seeing this read this quote "what ever you decide to do make sure it makes you happy" remember you are perfect just the way you are ❤️
In Estonia it's very late currently and I'm secretly on my phone watching this and trying to hold back my laugh, but I can't help it! Laughing so hard! Love you guys!❤
"Alfie and I were holding hands and Mark was holding Nala's lead" 😂😂😂
Ceci Newhart I just read, "Alfie and I were holding hands, and Mark was holding Nala's HEAD." I completely lost it, omg that was too funny.
Soul Dais I laughed way too hard at your comment! 😂😂
Ceci Newhart omg they said that as I read your comment😂😂 that's so creepyyy
Soul Dais I did too lol 😂 Omg I was mad 4 a second 😂😂
Lol😂 and btw i was your 1000th like
Plot twist Alfie and mark find love together
😂😂
Yaoi! ¯\_ᵔ ͜ʖᵔ_/¯
dude, i'd totally read that.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) would buy at Barnes and noblws
+_ amazingemmaisnotonfire _ hey m8
I denfinitely think someone should make fanfiction where Mark and Alfie are in a relationship.
yes, i agree
Omg yes
Alfark
+olivia clark perfect !👌🏼
OMG yes! 😂😂😱❤️
When Zoe said "MARKS POINT OF VIEW" I died 😂😂
Caitlin Hearne sameeeeee
Girl same
love how posh zoe is when she reads
that's how I sound, a problem with being British is that you always sound posh...well most of England
trust me, know the feeling.
I always sound posh when I read and I'm British too
+Louise Lee me too
she should do audiobooks
I laughed so hard when Mark said "don't you have work to do, Alfie?"😂😂😂
I screamed with laughter. My sister was like wtf are you laughing at 😂
Jasmine Donaldson
Sophi Morris ya I fell off my bed
Omg I need to see you act out a fanfic 😂😍
yesss!
yaaasssss!!!!!!
Yessss
YASSS
YES PLEASE MAKE AN ACT
I actually thought that Zoe's top said poppy deyes
lazzyrazzy Yasna same it looks like it does
lazzyrazzy Yasna it says puppy dogs
lazzyrazzy Yasna sameee
lazzyrazzy Yasna same lol x
Jess Dite Aa
I FELT SO BAD FOR ALFIE THIS WHOLE TIME HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
Same 😂😂
Same lol
Same
ur profile pic is my life
same!😂😭
The whole vid, I was staring at Zoe's one piece of hair that was out of her part!
It's been bothering me so bad!
SAME!!!
LOOOL SAME! It got me so agitated
Me too!!!
Omg yesss
I felt so bad for Alfie through this whole thing
+Aleysha Roper omg ikr!!! haha
I thought it was only me, I feel like the made him the third wheel.
+DL Dell ikr!! 😭😫
ikr😭😭
This was jsut so awkward all the time
Alfie and mark should do a prank on Zoe where mark tells Zoe "how much he loves her" and just see what happens😂😂
Xoxo Gossipgirl What if zoe says he loves him too more than Alfie 😂 That would gooooo so wrong!
Lelaine de Guzman but it would be so funny
Xoxo Gossipgirl yeah
Zoe and mark should prank Alfie. I can imagine it already😂
Xoxo Gossipgirl yeah we need to like this loads so mark sees it.
It would be SO fun if you acted out these fan fictions and made it a little series!!! :O
YES OMG
yes
Yes !!
I also feel like Zoe can definitely do a series where she takes children's books, or just her fav books and makes them into a dirty version (basically what she did with the polar express😂)
YESSSSSSSSS
I know this is probably fake but everyone should understand that Zoe and Alfie are in a strong relashionship mark is just a great friend
It's fake I promise
What's fake?
The fanfic they wouldn't be reading if it was real 💗
Yes xx
its fan fiction course its fake
I was crying with laughter at this 😂 There needs to be a part 2!
Ye
YASS
+Bailey Arkham yess! :D
yasss
YES
Mark turned away in this like 50 times😂😂😂
im SO dramatic haha
Mark Ferris OMGGGG.. i can relate to that. I love your passion, creativety and confindence. You never fail to impress Mark ;))
Love u mark!!
Alexx K. Wheh
Haha
On Zoe's jumper I thought it read "Kittens & Poppy Deyes" I was like, does she have mercy or what? 😂 but it said "Puppy dogs" 😂😂💗
Merch** haha autocorrect 😂😂
OMG SAME😂😂
😂 Same!
omg so did i😂
Same
One piece of Zoe's hair is on the wrong side, and for this whole video I was staring at it about to explode.
sameeeeee xD
OMG SAME
same :) but at 1:18 it was fine
SAME omg
omg I saw that to it was driving me crazy
Those three strands of Zoe's hair annoyed me so much 😂😂
OMG ye
Hahaha I was imagining a hairbrush fixing her hair the whole time..
Lmao me too xD
+Roy Assink Me too, I wanted to grab a comb and just move them to the right side.
Ceallaigh Gorman excactly!
Imagine if mark was in the car that Alfie got hit by 😱😱😱😱
Paige Wilcox 😱😱😱
Paige Wilcox omg reading that just gave me chills
Paige Wilcox omg that could be an idea
Next weeks video on Zoella 'Break up tag'
Next weeks video on Mark Ferris 'Girlfriend tag'
Next weeks video on Pointlessblog 'I lost Nala!'
I wish this never happens
Lol
+Ishita Bisht yeah it seems like Zoe is forgetting about everyone except mark
lol
😂😂
IM CRINGING AND LAUGHING SO MUCH THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER JDFJJDJF
4:31 ALFIE DSKFICNEKCNSKE
update: im crying i cant believe this
I NEVER SEE ANYONE WITH THE LAST NAME POURCIAU! P.S. My last name is Pourciau
+Katelyn Jené really?!! me neither! where are you from?
Louisiana
I'm literally dying laughing. It was making me laugh so hard my dog was like bitch it's bed time
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't 😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOO
same
Lmaoo
I think if Zoe dated Mark it would just be too weird
Tara Green yep
*mark turns his head*
Tara Green BTS OMG !!!😱
태라이 TOO
태라이 same
Am I the only one that thought this video was so awkward for Alfie...
He looked like he was left out asf it was probs so awkward for him
SO AWKWARD FOR ALFIE!!!
Alfie looked and seemed like he wasn't meant to be in this video lol! he didn't seem quite happy
At various points he looked really sad or really jealous
Some story's do come true 😱
DO PART 2 WHERE YOU ACT IT OUT
YESS! 😂
i need a part 2
yaas
OMG yessss 😊
Definatly!!!!!!!
at first i thought zoes jumper said kittens snd poppy deyes😂
same
What does it say?
+PeekabooHamsters it says kitties and puppy dogs
i seriously thought i was the only one
+Lena Donavic kittens
Mark's a savage in this fanfic😭😂
if you really acted this out I would literally piss myself PLEEEEASE do it😂😭
Want them to act it so bad
Omg I commented almost the exact same thing. I would pis myself too 😂😂😂
I would cry laugh so much😂
yes pleaseee
I thought Zoe's top said 'kittens and poppy deyes' hahahaha
Dizzy Dee that's what I thought 😂
Dizzy Dee it says kittens and puppy dogs
Does it not???
Emily Sears it says kittens and puppy dogs 😂😂
Dizzy Dee sameee 😂
THERE ARE MORE CHAPTERS AND SHE'S WRITING A SCRIPT VERSION. PLEASE CONTINUE THIS IT'S SO CUTE!!!!
Alfie LOOKS REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE
Ikr😂😂
ikr I don't know why
Yh he does😂😂
idk but I feel like there is real tention between all of them..
we all hate each other.
+Mark Ferris LMAOSJSN
+Mark Ferris Yass Mark👀
+Mark Ferris lol
.
So, Zoë talked to poppy, Alfie got hit by a car and Mark stole Nala
Slytherin’s Heir 4306 that’s it bro couldn’t have said it better myself
Alfie is going to be suspicious now😂
Stephanie Payne ikr
I can't wait for the acting scene for the fan fiction imagine them doing a breakup scene LOL HAHA😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😄😁😆
Crazy World do u know the app they use
No I wish i knew but I recommended search mark ferris fan fiction
Crazy World there using WATTPAD 🤘😄
Freya Davies Wattpad
They never did it im so sad
I TOTALLY THOUGHT HER SHIRT SAID KITTENS AND POPPY DEYES
So did I but what did it say?
+It'sJustAadz I think it says kittens and puppy dogs
same 😂😂
kittens and happy days
+Mxdi Mm kittens & puppy dogs
is anyone else wondering what happened to Nala
Isobel Mugford Me
Isobel Mugford OMG yeah 😂
Isobel Mugford Mark was holding her. The person who wrote this made another part. Poppy is in it aswell
Is it on Wattpad? what's it called?
there's another part??
Zoey's shirt reads "Kitens and puppy dogs" But for half the video, I thought it said "Kittens and Poppy Deyes" XD
Same XD
Lily Helen Kyne zoey?
mark's like a fucking turn table in that story
Yeah
Yes!!! My 3 fave youtubers in one video
Same! Woop Woop! High five🖐🏻
Mmhm, I love them all
Same !!!!!!!!!!
Same 😊
To answer the question: yes, sometimes we do turn fanfics in for grades in English.
EndlessSky26 True that!
Thats how we know that this was all fiction, Alfie had to "edit three main channel videos"! Lol, just kidding! Loved this video and all three of you, especially together!
Hahaha!!! True story 😂😂😂
😂😂
I was crying with laughter. please act it out!!!
FINALLY I WAITED FOR THIS VIDEO XX
Your username is goals! Xx
username goals!
+Ella Martinez ikr
omg your channel name is DA BEST
Your username tho! Wish I was that smart
“Savage, I’m just still not there” I was CRYING lmao
"I beamed up at my two favorite boys..."
*Joe slams fists on table*
I feel like Alfie is Noah, Zoe is penny and mark is Elliot???🤔 am I the only one thinking this
Olivia Vincent buy when Zoë wrote Girl Online, her, Qldie and Mark weren't that close of friends...
+Ilyana Jiwa I just mean like the clothes mark wears and zöe and mark are such good friend and then Alfie and zöe are so in love x
Olivia Vincent same.
Olivia Vincent yah,I agree
Olivia Vincent When zoe wrote the first book mark and zoe weren't friends
Loved this vid sooo much! Never laughed so hard, please do more and maybe one of you guys acting it out !? 😂😂 you and Zoe are goals ❤️😂 ( and oh I can totally feel the tension rising between you and Alfie 😂😂 )
love you so much xx
+Mark Ferris
I'm going to try and write a script
+Neelam Anjum cool
Zoe's shirt says "kittens and puppy dogs", but i thought it said "kittens and poppy deyes." hahaha
So did I 😂😂
+
Hahah same!!
I thought it said "Lilacs and Poppy Deyes" I was like 'What does Poppy have to do with a flower?'
Lindsay same😂
U should make this into a short film. Who agrees? X
Mia Domm omg yaaaaaaasss
When mark did that edit on Zoe's voice it sounded like Miranda Hart😂😂
Georgia Thompson YES.YES.
hilarious! please do more!
im crying. please act one out!!
Imperfect Imposter yasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Alfie: "savage I'm still not there" his voice broke bless, think it started getting to him 😂
Elliot - Mark
Alfie - Noah
Zoe- Penny
I love girl online!
Victoria Newton same 😊 I'm reading them again for the 1929829299228827 time😂😂
That’s literally who I imagined the characters as
Don't you mean that mark is Elliot not Elliot is mark
I've just checked and there are more chapters❤️
WHATS THE FAN FICTION CALLED
+GemzaSB three way love affair and its in wattpad!❤️
ayeee pham!
+Phandom Love link
What is the fanfic called
Alfie was not happy that he got hit by a car.. He looked so upset at the end. :(
19.38
lol it was a joke 😊😊😊
Banner
I'm reading this 4 mins into the video... Spoiler alert 😭😂😂😂 jk lol
The tears out of my arse bit had me laughing wildly 😂😂😂 great job guys - such fun to watch! 👌🏼
whAT
+Isabelle Hopkins Lane haha Zoe was reading and just made a mistake/ joke 😊
+Isabelle Hopkins Lane 17:22 - go have a look haha
this made me laugh so hard my sister told me to shut up 😂😂😂 also i felt bad for alfie omg
Toni Stulz ik
This must be really awkward for Zoe & Alfie.😂
Amy Aguilar and for Mark too
But they are all great friends soooo, but ye I guess!
And mark
why they're adults
Amy Aguilar it’s should be for Mark more than anything
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Do this again!! This was sooooooo good!!!
Loveyou Bethan xx
Ive never heard Alfie swear before and I WASN'T expecting him to say "what a bitch!". OML
Wait... And he said shit? Since when? Hmm? Why was I not aware of this?
+Netherangel555 He keeps it non explicit most of the time for the young veiwers and so does Zoe, like Zoe says Fuck often but if she does in vlogs she bleeps it out but if its on other peoples channel of them swearing its stay unedited.
he does swear, but not a lot
Zoe and Alfie both have contracts which don't allow them to swear because of younger viewers. I'm guessing Mark's contract is more relaxed :)
+Sarah Boyd yeah, Mark did more paperwork for his channel to have cuss words
This was actually hilarious
At 1:25 Mark sounded like Stitch... 😂💗
IKR!!!
Heard that too.
omg yesss
Omg yes he does
who else scrolled down into the comments to try to stop cringing
me this vid was tense
Me😂
Legit what I'm doing rn 😂😂
Which then brings me here😂
Yup
Plot twist: This is Mark's real intentions but he wanted to see Alfie's reaction first
this is literally my favourite video of the three of you and i can’t stop coming back😌
Me right now I come back every couple years 😭
I do feel like Alfie does feel a bit weird in general when marks there I don't blame him tho
Yeah, he did look a little uncomfortable.
+HannahB +Amina Mohamed You guys, Alfie literally bought Mark the necklace that he's wearing. If he felt uncomfortable around him he probably wouldn't buy him gifts and let him stay in his home... Don't overthink the video, it's all just fun. :)
Literally how? Look how close he's sitting with mark there clearly is no tension between them. Yes Alfie doesn't always laugh when they do together but not everyone has the same sense of humor at least Alfie wasn't being fake shows he's real in front of the camera
+Mak Leigh I don't mean with him I just meant with what was in the fanfiction.
+HannahB yeah, I get that he could be because of the story, but I still don't think he was. He seemed interested as he was laughing and reading along. :)
Mark deserves way more subscribers ❤️❤️
Yeah
Ikr
That is soooo true!
I know right !
This was amazing I smiled all the way through especially seeing your reactions too. You've got to do this again. Acting out would be cool too. There is nothing better than a Zoe Alfie and mark calab!! Amazing! Whoever wrote that was brilliant too. I really hope they do a part 2, I was like Nooo it can't end already! X
type into google three way love affair zalfie and mark wattpad and read the next chapter, shes updating tomoz aswell
I still laugh when Mark goes "Knock Knock let me in" 😂😂😂
Please do another one I loved this it was so funny😂😍
Yeaaaah
yesssss please!!!!
SO FUNNY!!
PLEASE DO A PART 2 CONTINUING THIS FANFIC!!
MAYBE EVEN ACTING IT OUT?!
I thought Zoe's sweater said "kittens & poppy deyes"
SAAAME 😂😂😂
same
Same 😂
Oh my god same lol
What does it actually say
anyone else watching in 2020 and watching loads of old zalfie videos because same :)
I thought Zoe's sweater said 'kittens &a poppy deyes'
zoe is me shes like listen fanfic zoe u need to calm down and das me but to myself everyday
"i just hope im not walking nala and das me"
Why doesn't mark have 1 mil yet!? 😩💞
"what about the necklace" im dead
omg yes, u guys should make a drama series on these fan fictions
or u guys should make up a pt 2 of this fan fiction
I was glued to every minute of this story. more please :)
when they update it read more !
Updating it tomorrow 😝
+Tasha Haire wait is it your story?
+Tasha Haire what's the story called?
+Emily 2003 three way love affair on wattpad
+PLAYDBECK yeah
OMG Alfie must have been pissed
omgi died at the part when it sad you 'handed zoe her ice cream with a worried look on your face' HAHAHA
oh HAHAHA and the part where you 'whisper in her hair' HAHAHAHAHA im done omg haha
I love this video! I'm in stitches!😂 your editing made it 2 times as funnier though (not because it bad, it's because of the close ups and musing etc)😂❤️Please do one where you all act one out? We would all love that💜
*music
Is it me or do Mark and Zoe look alike or related?? Especially when they laugh and their noses' flare
It's you xD
no nothing alike!!
I think is just the sense of humer
They could pass as half-siblings or cousins.
They could pass as half-siblings or cousins.
Alfie third wheeling soo hard
Oh my god I cried with laughter at the bit where Mark said "Knock knock , let me in!" 😭😂😂😂😂
I wanna know what happened to Alfie after getting hit and where did mark end up going WHY DOES IT HAVE TO END WITH SUCH A CLIFFHANGER.
It's called Three Way Love Affair on Wattpad I'm updating tomorrow
+Tasha Omg you're the writer?! Congrats! I like how accurate the details are.
+Tasha Haire you could literally do so much your story is amazing! Now you have all the power 😂
+Tasha Haire u should become a author
i wonder if mark is behind the wheel of the car..
Omg PLOT TWIST!!! 😂😂😂
Dun dun dunnnnnnn
OMFG LOL
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!!
The 0% people who are seeing this read this quote "what ever you decide to do make sure it makes you happy" remember you are perfect just the way you are ❤️
I read it x
A Person thx
Also, please do a part 2 of this because the author on wattpad has updated the book and added more chapters. Like if agree x
Ella Karina Do you have a link for the fic please? Xo
yeah, can someone please send a link? :)
www.wattpad.com/story/72013677-three-way-love-affair-a-zoe-sugg-mark-ferris-and xx
In Estonia it's very late currently and I'm secretly on my phone watching this and trying to hold back my laugh, but I can't help it! Laughing so hard! Love you guys!❤
in England it would've been 21:00 approximately when he uploaded it (I know because thats where I am)
Omfg Same
Lol I do that all the time😂
PLEASE ACT IT OUT THAT WOULD BE BLOODY HILARIOUS
True x
yass
yass
when the script says "I love Alfie more than anything" I could see Alfie blush. AWWW!
Yes a 20 minute video full of all my favourite people
I think Alfie handled this really well, even though this whole story is slightly awkward
Omg I watched the entie thing and got into the story! I would see a film of this ❤
same omg I was so into it haha
It's called 'three way love affair' on wattpad
+Tasha Haire what's the writer's username?
+Ana Martins She is the writer
+Samantha Downsworth I know, but I can't find it by searching for the fanfiction's name xp
I have never before laughed so much because of a fan fiction :D