Don't Buy What We're Selling (Board AF: Business Walrus)

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  • @mariekelley3594
    @mariekelley3594 3 роки тому +6075

    No one makes shayne and Damien laugh more than shayne and Damien.

    • @LMR23
      @LMR23 3 роки тому +85

      I love their friendship so much

    • @aintiastinkerxp467
      @aintiastinkerxp467 3 роки тому +23

      Counter... Gus Johnson

    • @olivermarukelli7373
      @olivermarukelli7373 3 роки тому +5

      it’s the best lol

    • @chamayandham
      @chamayandham 3 роки тому +58

      I think we need another episode of the Damien and Shayne show. Maybe add Spencer to produce for more chaos.

    • @SecondAftermath
      @SecondAftermath 3 роки тому +5

      That's a tattoo quote if I ever heard one

  • @KlementtM
    @KlementtM 3 роки тому +2575

    “Two queers and a Damien” is a show that I would definitely watch

    • @atlasatc
      @atlasatc 3 роки тому +159

      and a pizza place

    • @dell10781
      @dell10781 3 роки тому +5

      which is funny cause the girls are bi not gay

    • @briennekelley7771
      @briennekelley7771 3 роки тому +225

      @@dell10781 bi still falls under the queer umbrella lol

    • @ONLY_RR7
      @ONLY_RR7 3 роки тому +142

      @@dell10781 I love when people tell me why something is funny, especially when they’re wrong

    • @gwillypdawg
      @gwillypdawg 2 роки тому +7

      Could work as a new three's company

  • @runawayfaeIX
    @runawayfaeIX 3 роки тому +4330

    The girls politely chuckling along while Shayne and Damien lose their shit over inside jokes... too real lmao

    • @KS-xk2so
      @KS-xk2so 3 роки тому +161

      Incredibly real. I've lost count the number of times my old buddies and I are sitting around cracking up, or re-telling the same story for the 50th time, and the wives are just sitting there rolling their eyes at our antics haha

    • @McGeet
      @McGeet 3 роки тому +2

      Someone hasn't heard of the watchmen

    • @galev3955
      @galev3955 2 роки тому +4

      I love these silly bois so much :D

    • @W0lf_F0rrest
      @W0lf_F0rrest 2 роки тому +7

      that's a good definition of every video they are in together lmao😂😂

    • @syloentertainment1100
      @syloentertainment1100 Рік тому +2

      @@KS-xk2sothis is the only time I’ve seen someone say “so real” followed by “the wives”

  • @huntermagnuson8062
    @huntermagnuson8062 3 роки тому +1925

    The line, "You wanted to avoid BDSM, so you went with tentacles??" Took me out 🤣🤣

    • @abyjoysmiles
      @abyjoysmiles 3 роки тому +187

      The way Saige and Shayne are trying to telephaticly stop each other from laughing makes it 1000% funnier

    • @Mechmonkey85
      @Mechmonkey85 3 роки тому +118

      *Does he not know what he’s saying?*
      *He has to know, right?*
      *I’m not sure he’s listening to himself.*
      *Should we say anything?*
      *One of us should say something.*
      *Not it.**Not me!*

  • @sanniichi_
    @sanniichi_ 2 роки тому +727

    Shayne: What's something that dogs despise?
    Damien: Bones--
    Shayne: Clowns.
    Damien: _--Clowns_

  • @weebkeyblader
    @weebkeyblader 3 роки тому +2744

    I never get tired of Damien and Shayne just absolutely making each other completely lose it. I was cracking uppp just watching how confused the girls were to Shaynes Kirby pitch

    • @ilovesparky13
      @ilovesparky13 3 роки тому +16

      *furby

    • @weebkeyblader
      @weebkeyblader 3 роки тому +10

      @@ilovesparky13 yes furby my bad 🤦‍♂️

    • @antonrnik
      @antonrnik 2 роки тому +5

      pagliacci*

    • @stellarae8257
      @stellarae8257 Рік тому +2

      @@ilovesparky13 hey he also had a kirby pitch with the clown lmao

  • @jmpglol
    @jmpglol 3 роки тому +1687

    Shayne making himself laugh is the best part about Smosh

    • @UrbanPanic
      @UrbanPanic 3 роки тому +30

      Yeah. He's totally got "I was straight edge, but I just discovered coffee and haven't slept in three days" energy going on with this one.

    • @Nerdxrock
      @Nerdxrock 2 роки тому +4

      0:40 🙇🏼

  • @TheDreadedZero
    @TheDreadedZero 3 роки тому +1081

    “Must be chained to the wall for safety reasons.”
    Saige: “….I have a shirt that says that..”

    • @NearCry91
      @NearCry91 3 роки тому +77

      Did she really say that? I think it was "I'm buying a shirt that says that"

    • @TheDreadedZero
      @TheDreadedZero 3 роки тому +12

      @@NearCry91 either way, she’s kinky

    • @4L3X006
      @4L3X006 3 роки тому +70

      Actually she said "gonna buy you a shirt that says that"

  • @goingghost8297
    @goingghost8297 3 роки тому +388

    Shayne and Damien are gonna be those two old man best friends in rocking chairs absolutely cracking up on their front porch

  • @maribycordero
    @maribycordero 3 роки тому +1181

    Coincidentally, "Who needs conversion when you've got a diversion?" was also the slogan of my own coming out

    • @snozwanger760
      @snozwanger760 3 роки тому +33

      Same. And then my parents were like "yes dear, we know. But what's up with the diversion?".

    • @ShesaMagpie
      @ShesaMagpie 3 роки тому +30

      I’m literally sitting with my conservative family rn so deep in the closet and I laughed too hard at this

    • @Captain-J-Amadaeus
      @Captain-J-Amadaeus 3 роки тому +7

      What was your diversion? Did you throw a smoke-bomb afterwards or something?

    • @snozwanger760
      @snozwanger760 3 роки тому +11

      @@Captain-J-Amadaeus My partners 8 month old nephew that we have been helping to raise. In my 21 year ago brain, a cute baby that we already loved was a good diversion. Probably not the decision I'd make at 45.

    • @Captain-J-Amadaeus
      @Captain-J-Amadaeus 3 роки тому +3

      @@snozwanger760 Seems smart

  • @ann0d0m1n1
    @ann0d0m1n1 3 роки тому +324

    9:02 shane says "Its a pagliacci joke" referencing a popular joke about a clown visiting a doctor. What's important to note though is that if you have subtitles on in english, what he actually says is "it's a pugly artichoke" thank you for listening.

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 2 роки тому +10

      Oh lord.. and I even heard them tell the pagliacci joke in another ep!
      I read 'pugly artichoke' and just smiled along, pretending I got their inside joke. Even though no ones checking if i did 😅

    • @lunaponta594
      @lunaponta594 2 роки тому +3

      i didnt understand what he said, turned on subtitles, searched what an artichoke was, and got really confused.

  • @childishfromthe79th13
    @childishfromthe79th13 3 роки тому +1256

    How could they cut Shayne’s pitch for the newest Dyson product, it was hilarious 😂

    • @Crescentknight8189
      @Crescentknight8189 3 роки тому +105

      You mean The Shayne Topp “Glizzy Chop” 5000?

    • @Zyllot
      @Zyllot 3 роки тому +101

      You mean the Shayne sloppy Topp machine?

    • @bbdoll1518
      @bbdoll1518 3 роки тому +72

      This stream was wild, I knew they’d have to cut so much 😅

    • @aschinbone
      @aschinbone 3 роки тому +27

      I know, I think that was from the half of the stream that wasn’t for UA-cam which is unfortunate 😂

    • @CorporalGrievous93
      @CorporalGrievous93 3 роки тому +7

      Ugh I know. So much sadness lol

  • @MrBandorr
    @MrBandorr 3 роки тому +952

    This whole thing was amazing. Curious how they trimmed almost 2 hours down to 25 minutes. They are going to have to cut out a lot of gold.
    Also did you know that Damien invented BDSM?

    • @goodnesswhy
      @goodnesswhy 3 роки тому +117

      Oh, I didn't know he invented Best Damien's Sex Machine!

    • @thejaneplane
      @thejaneplane 3 роки тому +82

      It is the nature of humanity that every so often someone invents BDSM again

    • @m2thedawg
      @m2thedawg 3 роки тому +22

      @@goodnesswhy Saige would know

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 2 роки тому +2

      @@thejaneplane "I'm supposed to inflict pain on you... why are you smiling so much? Stop wiggling your ass at me!"
      Reinvented anew

    • @SolarpunkVince
      @SolarpunkVince Рік тому

      Can you watch the whole thing somewhere still?

  • @kayjarell2424
    @kayjarell2424 3 роки тому +154

    The combo of Damien + Saige + Courtney + Shayne is like finding the right ingredients, and it makes the meal "SMOSHING" *insert Nigel Thornberry face*

  • @Very_Okay
    @Very_Okay 2 роки тому +98

    “but sir, i AM Kirby Bumpus”
    absolutely incredible

  • @Dallas.Speicher-Ramirez2025
    @Dallas.Speicher-Ramirez2025 3 роки тому +308

    Saige LAUNCHED out of her chair at Shayne's joke

  • @riri.xoxo3
    @riri.xoxo3 3 роки тому +319

    I never get tired watching Shayne and Damien lose their shit over each other's joke lol

  • @Raven-jv7me
    @Raven-jv7me 2 роки тому +50

    I literally slid down my chair to the ground from laughing and cried and cried from laughing at that "best damien's sex machine" and then the wall chains...

  • @ASmallProduction
    @ASmallProduction 3 роки тому +159

    The more orange in Saiges hair, the more powerful she becomes...pretty soon Damiens blue will begin to turn....due to sheer proximity and for NO other reason

  • @Crescentknight8189
    @Crescentknight8189 3 роки тому +257

    Imagine being the HR rep after a video with these four?!
    Like “Courtney, we put you in the videos to control these three!” 😂

    • @Retro_Red
      @Retro_Red 3 роки тому +44

      Courtney just being, "Well, that was a mistake. "

    • @erpmo3326
      @erpmo3326 3 роки тому +1

      Sage being 3pd rn by the 2

    • @janaloff
      @janaloff 2 роки тому

      🤣

    • @Imurai
      @Imurai 2 роки тому +9

      We all know this'll be in Lisa's end-year evaluation.

    • @NeoDeXeno
      @NeoDeXeno 2 роки тому +5

      Courtney just somehow seems so disinterested in this whole thing, she keeps yawning and constantly seems like she's forcing herself to laugh.
      It's giving me "Courtney wants to leave this room and not come back" vibes.

  • @Morster
    @Morster 3 роки тому +584

    I love the contrast of everyone’s outfits; Shayne looks like a stereotypical Florida man 🤣

    • @shihalya
      @shihalya 3 роки тому +4

      … wasn’t he born in Florida?

    • @Morster
      @Morster 3 роки тому +2

      @@shihalya I wouldn’t know

    • @matthewelliott7294
      @matthewelliott7294 3 роки тому +2

      @@Morster could he possibly have relatives or ancestors that originated in Florida?

    • @janaloff
      @janaloff 3 роки тому +1

      Y3s

    • @UrbanPanic
      @UrbanPanic 3 роки тому +2

      Too much sleeve for that.

  • @Zanman29
    @Zanman29 3 роки тому +70

    I could watch hours and hours of Damien unintentionally making bdsm references and everyone laughing

  • @mancechappell7956
    @mancechappell7956 3 роки тому +83

    Saige: An original name I made up... Tony the Tiger!
    Damian: I love you so damn much...

  • @RyanCrell
    @RyanCrell 3 роки тому +199

    This stream was insane. i love when they play these improv-y games

  • @atherismagic4639
    @atherismagic4639 3 роки тому +185

    I was convinced this stream would never make it to youtube but thank god it did lmfao

  • @urmom9750
    @urmom9750 3 роки тому +159

    “Two queers and a Damien” sounds like a great tv show

  • @SingingSpock
    @SingingSpock 3 роки тому +167

    The whole scene with Saige pitching to Damien has strong Screen Rant Pitch Meeting energy. Just the way he nods and adds little details to her absurd statements feels like he’s Producer Guy.

    • @archibaldnastyface1622
      @archibaldnastyface1622 3 роки тому +1

      YES

    • @alansmithee1412
      @alansmithee1412 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah, getting Damien to essentially channel the essence of an entirely different content creator was clearly super easy, barely an inconvenience.

    • @nealfirstofhisname
      @nealfirstofhisname 3 роки тому +4

      @@alansmithee1412 wowowow

    • @northwindkey
      @northwindkey 2 роки тому +3

      Oh, Wall Chains are TIGHT

  • @shannona8525
    @shannona8525 3 роки тому +274

    I feel like I learned a little more than I was supposed to about Damien and Saige today 😂

    • @bbdoll1518
      @bbdoll1518 3 роки тому +14

      This is the comment 😏

  • @silentone23
    @silentone23 3 роки тому +65

    I am so glad that I got to see that stream live, it was just so funny and amazing. Seeing everyone crack up when Damien was explaining "The System" product he was pitching was so priceless.

  • @coreykwok4143
    @coreykwok4143 3 роки тому +74

    Thought the preview was a call back to the 'Leather Daddy Mascot' moment from another game they played. But Damien managed to stumble into it again lol

  • @memertoire
    @memertoire 3 роки тому +176

    I couldn't comprehend a word in shaynes pitch to damien but I can't stop laughing ...😂😂😂

  • @SmugglerMr
    @SmugglerMr 3 роки тому +52

    This video was 40% shaynes laugh, 40% damiens pitches and 20% the rest of cast/crew just trying to figure out what the fuck was going on xD

  • @rachellizzie889
    @rachellizzie889 3 роки тому +46

    Man I'm pretty sure it was Tim that said "You wanted to avoid BDSM so you went with tentacles?" At least I'm pretty sure it was Tim and if it was that's hilarious! 🤣😂

  • @memertoire
    @memertoire 3 роки тому +40

    9:36 shayne coming in to tell us what's up next on the Disney channel 😂

  • @BearManVern
    @BearManVern Рік тому +11

    The inside joke seemed so obscure to me that I genuinely believe for a moment that shayne showed up to this shoot absolutely zooted

  • @goldbear3679
    @goldbear3679 3 роки тому +155

    these pitches are so amazing, they make Tim say TAKE ALL MY MONEY instead

  • @redvinesron
    @redvinesron 3 роки тому +140

    the most insane part about this is how Damien and Saige are in an actual relationship and at the end he showed her the points and said, "Hey look! We're all tied up!" 💀💀💀

  • @thegoldengamer-ky2oq
    @thegoldengamer-ky2oq 3 роки тому +150

    Board AF never gets tiring

  • @composerbeef
    @composerbeef 2 роки тому +10

    My new favourite Damien character. The guy who keeps pitching alternative uses for BDSM equipment.

  • @AdamizerAG
    @AdamizerAG 3 роки тому +15

    Saige saying "original name I made up" was so cute cause that's such a Damien thing haha

  • @stokyie4702
    @stokyie4702 3 роки тому +49

    Bruh, nobody can make shayne and Damien laugh as much as each other lmao

  • @indolentwolf2246
    @indolentwolf2246 Рік тому +12

    Shayne and Damien losing their minds over the Pagliacci joke and Courtney and Paige just enjoying the humour resonates. DEEPLY.

  • @Sergiozl
    @Sergiozl 3 роки тому +11

    This was thier last live before the new year and they were pure chaos and I loved every minute of it. Boy did the editors work hard on this one, great job.

  • @TheAaronpbg
    @TheAaronpbg 3 роки тому +14

    This is my fave board af cast l: Shayne, Courtney, Saige, and Damien. Love their camera chemisty.

  • @andymion
    @andymion 3 роки тому +52

    This stream was so insane I'm watching this again just to see what got cut and I see a certain Dyson product didn't make it.

    • @TheNextStar1000
      @TheNextStar1000 3 роки тому +3

      wait we can still view it?

    • @hrvbox
      @hrvbox 2 роки тому

      @@TheNextStar1000 on twitch if you're subscribed

  • @christinengo6595
    @christinengo6595 3 роки тому +14

    can we just talk abt how witty and funny saige is like shes gotta be one of my favourites and not to mention she is insanely pretty

  • @varshanathan3436
    @varshanathan3436 3 роки тому +17

    Love this one- you can tell how much fun they’re having. Especially Shayne and Damien.

  • @jaredlash5002
    @jaredlash5002 3 роки тому +51

    Need something to help you come out to your parents? Saige essentially suggests a furry.

  • @ElizabethJendrzey
    @ElizabethJendrzey 3 роки тому +15

    This video has the energy of a quickly devolving double date, but you can't figure out who the couples are

  • @alexandrert8252
    @alexandrert8252 9 місяців тому +17

    WAIT SO THIS WAS A DOUBLE DATE!!???

  • @christophermoore9436
    @christophermoore9436 3 роки тому +62

    Courtney instantly went the Dr. Doofenshmirtz route

  • @jehan514
    @jehan514 3 роки тому +17

    I remember watching this live and my god these video editors perform miracles.

  • @chethanars4118
    @chethanars4118 3 роки тому +22

    Saige, Courtney, Shayne and Damien is one of the best combinations on Board AF 😂😂😂

  • @Moon-Fang
    @Moon-Fang 5 місяців тому +2

    Two and a half years later I don't think anything will ever be funnier than Best Damien Sex Machine

  • @BillGoldingMusic
    @BillGoldingMusic 3 роки тому +6

    Okay but like these 4 need to just be the show. The banter the laughs it’s so good.

  • @colamola
    @colamola 2 роки тому +10

    Shayne seems so happy in this video, I love it :D

  • @justnerdyme
    @justnerdyme 3 роки тому +13

    as a stoner, i’m a huge fan of the wall chains from Damian and i think it represents an actual problem

  • @faeri_
    @faeri_ Рік тому +3

    20:28 Shayne looking away to try not laugh is everything 😂

  • @alextolar4772
    @alextolar4772 3 роки тому +19

    card: must feel pain
    shayne: ah yes furbies

  • @NicholasReedMartz
    @NicholasReedMartz 3 роки тому +8

    Shayne: "It's a Pagliacchi joke!"
    [CC]: "(- it's a pugly artichoke.)"
    Me: same~same 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @thefrizmeister3666
    @thefrizmeister3666 3 роки тому +25

    I loved shayne popping in and out of camera shot while court was talking. Too funny

  • @PaulaHoell
    @PaulaHoell 3 роки тому +22

    Incredibly funny this one. Peak performances fron all of y'all.

  • @llewtree3013
    @llewtree3013 3 роки тому +16

    Damien’s subconscious was making some fun choices for him this episode

  • @YanieSicard
    @YanieSicard 4 місяці тому +2

    This was the equivalent of these double dates in shows where the two friends are definitely in love and the best friends here are shayne and damien

  • @bripower
    @bripower 3 роки тому +29

    Shayne is absolutely baked

    • @MasterOfAllBass
      @MasterOfAllBass 3 роки тому

      I have this conspiracy theory that he always is 😅

  • @jacobtobias9255
    @jacobtobias9255 3 роки тому +61

    It's crazy to think Shayne and Damien are already in their 30's

  • @torij4501
    @torij4501 2 роки тому +3

    looked at the comments in the beginning then scrolled back up to see shayne not wearing a bucket hat but BEING a bucket hat

  • @MyPurpleScissors
    @MyPurpleScissors 2 роки тому +13

    You can really tell Shayne and Damien are best friends here

  • @loganleppien2234
    @loganleppien2234 3 роки тому +8

    Woooh! Loved this, thanks Smosh for the quality content like always!

  • @saybyebyetocomedy
    @saybyebyetocomedy 3 роки тому +3

    I love this cast, but it has always been the editing that keeps me coming back to this channel. Only getting better.

  • @_lemony_tart
    @_lemony_tart 3 роки тому +32

    this stream had me in tears actually

  • @superjangames
    @superjangames 3 роки тому +6

    This was one of my favorite streams, so glad to finally see it on the channel!

  • @Maladictus
    @Maladictus 3 роки тому +8

    The best group for games - I love how much they make each other laugh

  • @sydneylikestea
    @sydneylikestea 2 роки тому +6

    ok fr i need a "must be chained to the wall for safety reasons" shirt

  • @aronramirez9751
    @aronramirez9751 3 роки тому +2

    The chemistry on screen whenever these 4 are in a video is insane and I cant get enough

  • @Blerdbrain
    @Blerdbrain 3 роки тому +14

    Dude this one has to be watched on Twitch they cut out the best part but for good reason.

  • @jimmy_the_squid9456
    @jimmy_the_squid9456 Рік тому +6

    This entire game could just be Damien accidentally inventing multiple BDSM devices

  • @thatonespoon_
    @thatonespoon_ 3 роки тому +3

    the way my jaw dropped when Courtney revealed her garter thingy
    I was already blown away by the top half of the outfit, I was not prepared to be even more smitten

  • @LorrdBeelzo
    @LorrdBeelzo 3 роки тому +8

    can we just talk about how funny they would be in an office or friends style show

  • @cherryfirefly97
    @cherryfirefly97 3 роки тому +3

    This Board AF episode is the most I laughed in a while! Legit laughed out loud all teary eyed XD

  • @Anna-B
    @Anna-B 3 роки тому +34

    Damians wall chains are just that weird tennis racket thing from the life hacks videos Shayne and Damian did

    • @tdarkhorse4
      @tdarkhorse4 3 роки тому +1

      but doctor i am pogliachi

  • @allieedwards5687
    @allieedwards5687 3 роки тому +11

    Anytime Shayne and Damien are in a video together, I KNOW I am gonna laugh incredibly hard😭😭💀

  • @hahgay69420
    @hahgay69420 3 роки тому +37

    oh god,this was chaotic on the stream,but whenever damien gets something it somehow involves the bedroom and already exists f

  • @jimbobur
    @jimbobur 2 роки тому +1

    9:00 "It's a pugly artichoke" has to be the best possible misheard captioning of "it's a Pagliacci joke"

  • @davidphillips2229
    @davidphillips2229 8 місяців тому +5

    2 yrs, just to find out this REALLY was a "DRY" double couple date... 😉👹

  • @hrvbox
    @hrvbox 2 роки тому +4

    Courtney's 30 bodybuilder men was so crazy im so sad it got cut 😭😭😭😭

  • @adrians5271
    @adrians5271 2 роки тому +8

    Shayne and damien were absolute bonkers here 😂

  • @andreponniah9900
    @andreponniah9900 3 роки тому +1

    9:00
    Shayne: It's a Pagliacci joke
    Subtitles: It's a pugly artichoke

  • @macran4
    @macran4 2 роки тому +3

    that video is definitely in my top 5 in the entire smosh lore

  • @abigaill
    @abigaill 3 роки тому +1

    Dude the SECOND I got this notification I was like oh no The System has found its way to UA-cam. What an insane stream to be a part of

  • @samscott3505
    @samscott3505 3 роки тому +3

    That Dog trainer jog is a deep cut, so easy to miss. Look up the pagliassi story- shane took the classic “But sir, I am Pagliassi”, and used this game as a bit for 2 minutes to get to the punchline. I love it.

  • @bentogoncalves6065
    @bentogoncalves6065 3 роки тому +5

    That pagliacci joke was so on point that i cried

  • @janevim11
    @janevim11 3 роки тому +5

    2:58 funny bit of trivia: in my language (czech), the (slightly derogatory) slang for gay is teplý, meaning warm. so the warmer the earth gets, the gayer the world gets. enjoy your global gaying!

  • @keannajohnson5441
    @keannajohnson5441 3 роки тому +8

    You know it's a good day when smosh posts

  • @nehamaw
    @nehamaw 3 роки тому +4

    17:15 Damien running away and Paige falling of the chair. 😂

  • @Shay_Nessa
    @Shay_Nessa 2 роки тому +5

    I could watch them play this game for hours and hours. I hope they play this again soon

  • @lanesbian
    @lanesbian 3 роки тому +2

    while i will forever remember shayne's dyson pitch, the pained way he said "it's a pagliacci joke" has me still losing my mind

  • @MarinaMae
    @MarinaMae 2 роки тому +3

    Saige’s “Who needs conversion when you got diversion” killed me

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 2 роки тому

    I feel sorry for the people that don't watch Board AF, and miss out on all of this glorious content. Comedy gold. Shayne and Damien, as usually, have me wheezing to death over here.

  • @ashleyjean1393
    @ashleyjean1393 3 роки тому +2

    Love Saige's shirt ❤️ Those four are my favourite together. The chemistry between all of them is amazing!