Incredibly real. I've lost count the number of times my old buddies and I are sitting around cracking up, or re-telling the same story for the 50th time, and the wives are just sitting there rolling their eyes at our antics haha
*Does he not know what he’s saying?* *He has to know, right?* *I’m not sure he’s listening to himself.* *Should we say anything?* *One of us should say something.* *Not it.**Not me!*
I never get tired of Damien and Shayne just absolutely making each other completely lose it. I was cracking uppp just watching how confused the girls were to Shaynes Kirby pitch
@@Captain-J-Amadaeus My partners 8 month old nephew that we have been helping to raise. In my 21 year ago brain, a cute baby that we already loved was a good diversion. Probably not the decision I'd make at 45.
9:02 shane says "Its a pagliacci joke" referencing a popular joke about a clown visiting a doctor. What's important to note though is that if you have subtitles on in english, what he actually says is "it's a pugly artichoke" thank you for listening.
Oh lord.. and I even heard them tell the pagliacci joke in another ep! I read 'pugly artichoke' and just smiled along, pretending I got their inside joke. Even though no ones checking if i did 😅
This whole thing was amazing. Curious how they trimmed almost 2 hours down to 25 minutes. They are going to have to cut out a lot of gold. Also did you know that Damien invented BDSM?
I literally slid down my chair to the ground from laughing and cried and cried from laughing at that "best damien's sex machine" and then the wall chains...
The more orange in Saiges hair, the more powerful she becomes...pretty soon Damiens blue will begin to turn....due to sheer proximity and for NO other reason
Courtney just somehow seems so disinterested in this whole thing, she keeps yawning and constantly seems like she's forcing herself to laugh. It's giving me "Courtney wants to leave this room and not come back" vibes.
The whole scene with Saige pitching to Damien has strong Screen Rant Pitch Meeting energy. Just the way he nods and adds little details to her absurd statements feels like he’s Producer Guy.
I am so glad that I got to see that stream live, it was just so funny and amazing. Seeing everyone crack up when Damien was explaining "The System" product he was pitching was so priceless.
Thought the preview was a call back to the 'Leather Daddy Mascot' moment from another game they played. But Damien managed to stumble into it again lol
Man I'm pretty sure it was Tim that said "You wanted to avoid BDSM so you went with tentacles?" At least I'm pretty sure it was Tim and if it was that's hilarious! 🤣😂
the most insane part about this is how Damien and Saige are in an actual relationship and at the end he showed her the points and said, "Hey look! We're all tied up!" 💀💀💀
This was thier last live before the new year and they were pure chaos and I loved every minute of it. Boy did the editors work hard on this one, great job.
the way my jaw dropped when Courtney revealed her garter thingy I was already blown away by the top half of the outfit, I was not prepared to be even more smitten
That Dog trainer jog is a deep cut, so easy to miss. Look up the pagliassi story- shane took the classic “But sir, I am Pagliassi”, and used this game as a bit for 2 minutes to get to the punchline. I love it.
2:58 funny bit of trivia: in my language (czech), the (slightly derogatory) slang for gay is teplý, meaning warm. so the warmer the earth gets, the gayer the world gets. enjoy your global gaying!
I feel sorry for the people that don't watch Board AF, and miss out on all of this glorious content. Comedy gold. Shayne and Damien, as usually, have me wheezing to death over here.
No one makes shayne and Damien laugh more than shayne and Damien.
I love their friendship so much
Counter... Gus Johnson
it’s the best lol
I think we need another episode of the Damien and Shayne show. Maybe add Spencer to produce for more chaos.
That's a tattoo quote if I ever heard one
“Two queers and a Damien” is a show that I would definitely watch
and a pizza place
which is funny cause the girls are bi not gay
@@dell10781 bi still falls under the queer umbrella lol
@@dell10781 I love when people tell me why something is funny, especially when they’re wrong
Could work as a new three's company
The girls politely chuckling along while Shayne and Damien lose their shit over inside jokes... too real lmao
Incredibly real. I've lost count the number of times my old buddies and I are sitting around cracking up, or re-telling the same story for the 50th time, and the wives are just sitting there rolling their eyes at our antics haha
Someone hasn't heard of the watchmen
I love these silly bois so much :D
that's a good definition of every video they are in together lmao😂😂
@@KS-xk2sothis is the only time I’ve seen someone say “so real” followed by “the wives”
The line, "You wanted to avoid BDSM, so you went with tentacles??" Took me out 🤣🤣
The way Saige and Shayne are trying to telephaticly stop each other from laughing makes it 1000% funnier
*Does he not know what he’s saying?*
*He has to know, right?*
*I’m not sure he’s listening to himself.*
*Should we say anything?*
*One of us should say something.*
*Not it.**Not me!*
Shayne: What's something that dogs despise?
Damien: Bones--
Shayne: Clowns.
Damien: _--Clowns_
Freaking kills me🤣🤣
I never get tired of Damien and Shayne just absolutely making each other completely lose it. I was cracking uppp just watching how confused the girls were to Shaynes Kirby pitch
*furby
@@ilovesparky13 yes furby my bad 🤦♂️
pagliacci*
@@ilovesparky13 hey he also had a kirby pitch with the clown lmao
Shayne making himself laugh is the best part about Smosh
Yeah. He's totally got "I was straight edge, but I just discovered coffee and haven't slept in three days" energy going on with this one.
0:40 🙇🏼
“Must be chained to the wall for safety reasons.”
Saige: “….I have a shirt that says that..”
Did she really say that? I think it was "I'm buying a shirt that says that"
@@NearCry91 either way, she’s kinky
Actually she said "gonna buy you a shirt that says that"
Shayne and Damien are gonna be those two old man best friends in rocking chairs absolutely cracking up on their front porch
Coincidentally, "Who needs conversion when you've got a diversion?" was also the slogan of my own coming out
Same. And then my parents were like "yes dear, we know. But what's up with the diversion?".
I’m literally sitting with my conservative family rn so deep in the closet and I laughed too hard at this
What was your diversion? Did you throw a smoke-bomb afterwards or something?
@@Captain-J-Amadaeus My partners 8 month old nephew that we have been helping to raise. In my 21 year ago brain, a cute baby that we already loved was a good diversion. Probably not the decision I'd make at 45.
@@snozwanger760 Seems smart
9:02 shane says "Its a pagliacci joke" referencing a popular joke about a clown visiting a doctor. What's important to note though is that if you have subtitles on in english, what he actually says is "it's a pugly artichoke" thank you for listening.
Oh lord.. and I even heard them tell the pagliacci joke in another ep!
I read 'pugly artichoke' and just smiled along, pretending I got their inside joke. Even though no ones checking if i did 😅
i didnt understand what he said, turned on subtitles, searched what an artichoke was, and got really confused.
How could they cut Shayne’s pitch for the newest Dyson product, it was hilarious 😂
You mean The Shayne Topp “Glizzy Chop” 5000?
You mean the Shayne sloppy Topp machine?
This stream was wild, I knew they’d have to cut so much 😅
I know, I think that was from the half of the stream that wasn’t for UA-cam which is unfortunate 😂
Ugh I know. So much sadness lol
This whole thing was amazing. Curious how they trimmed almost 2 hours down to 25 minutes. They are going to have to cut out a lot of gold.
Also did you know that Damien invented BDSM?
Oh, I didn't know he invented Best Damien's Sex Machine!
It is the nature of humanity that every so often someone invents BDSM again
@@goodnesswhy Saige would know
@@thejaneplane "I'm supposed to inflict pain on you... why are you smiling so much? Stop wiggling your ass at me!"
Reinvented anew
Can you watch the whole thing somewhere still?
The combo of Damien + Saige + Courtney + Shayne is like finding the right ingredients, and it makes the meal "SMOSHING" *insert Nigel Thornberry face*
“but sir, i AM Kirby Bumpus”
absolutely incredible
Saige LAUNCHED out of her chair at Shayne's joke
I never get tired watching Shayne and Damien lose their shit over each other's joke lol
I literally slid down my chair to the ground from laughing and cried and cried from laughing at that "best damien's sex machine" and then the wall chains...
The more orange in Saiges hair, the more powerful she becomes...pretty soon Damiens blue will begin to turn....due to sheer proximity and for NO other reason
Imagine being the HR rep after a video with these four?!
Like “Courtney, we put you in the videos to control these three!” 😂
Courtney just being, "Well, that was a mistake. "
Sage being 3pd rn by the 2
🤣
We all know this'll be in Lisa's end-year evaluation.
Courtney just somehow seems so disinterested in this whole thing, she keeps yawning and constantly seems like she's forcing herself to laugh.
It's giving me "Courtney wants to leave this room and not come back" vibes.
I love the contrast of everyone’s outfits; Shayne looks like a stereotypical Florida man 🤣
… wasn’t he born in Florida?
@@shihalya I wouldn’t know
@@Morster could he possibly have relatives or ancestors that originated in Florida?
Y3s
Too much sleeve for that.
I could watch hours and hours of Damien unintentionally making bdsm references and everyone laughing
Saige: An original name I made up... Tony the Tiger!
Damian: I love you so damn much...
This stream was insane. i love when they play these improv-y games
I was convinced this stream would never make it to youtube but thank god it did lmfao
How old is this stream?
“Two queers and a Damien” sounds like a great tv show
And a pizza place
The whole scene with Saige pitching to Damien has strong Screen Rant Pitch Meeting energy. Just the way he nods and adds little details to her absurd statements feels like he’s Producer Guy.
YES
Yeah, getting Damien to essentially channel the essence of an entirely different content creator was clearly super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@@alansmithee1412 wowowow
Oh, Wall Chains are TIGHT
I feel like I learned a little more than I was supposed to about Damien and Saige today 😂
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I am so glad that I got to see that stream live, it was just so funny and amazing. Seeing everyone crack up when Damien was explaining "The System" product he was pitching was so priceless.
Thought the preview was a call back to the 'Leather Daddy Mascot' moment from another game they played. But Damien managed to stumble into it again lol
I couldn't comprehend a word in shaynes pitch to damien but I can't stop laughing ...😂😂😂
This video was 40% shaynes laugh, 40% damiens pitches and 20% the rest of cast/crew just trying to figure out what the fuck was going on xD
Man I'm pretty sure it was Tim that said "You wanted to avoid BDSM so you went with tentacles?" At least I'm pretty sure it was Tim and if it was that's hilarious! 🤣😂
I thought that was Matt Raub
9:36 shayne coming in to tell us what's up next on the Disney channel 😂
The inside joke seemed so obscure to me that I genuinely believe for a moment that shayne showed up to this shoot absolutely zooted
these pitches are so amazing, they make Tim say TAKE ALL MY MONEY instead
the most insane part about this is how Damien and Saige are in an actual relationship and at the end he showed her the points and said, "Hey look! We're all tied up!" 💀💀💀
Board AF never gets tiring
My new favourite Damien character. The guy who keeps pitching alternative uses for BDSM equipment.
Saige saying "original name I made up" was so cute cause that's such a Damien thing haha
Bruh, nobody can make shayne and Damien laugh as much as each other lmao
Shayne and Damien losing their minds over the Pagliacci joke and Courtney and Paige just enjoying the humour resonates. DEEPLY.
This was thier last live before the new year and they were pure chaos and I loved every minute of it. Boy did the editors work hard on this one, great job.
This is my fave board af cast l: Shayne, Courtney, Saige, and Damien. Love their camera chemisty.
This stream was so insane I'm watching this again just to see what got cut and I see a certain Dyson product didn't make it.
wait we can still view it?
@@TheNextStar1000 on twitch if you're subscribed
can we just talk abt how witty and funny saige is like shes gotta be one of my favourites and not to mention she is insanely pretty
Love this one- you can tell how much fun they’re having. Especially Shayne and Damien.
Need something to help you come out to your parents? Saige essentially suggests a furry.
This video has the energy of a quickly devolving double date, but you can't figure out who the couples are
WAIT SO THIS WAS A DOUBLE DATE!!???
Courtney instantly went the Dr. Doofenshmirtz route
I remember watching this live and my god these video editors perform miracles.
Saige, Courtney, Shayne and Damien is one of the best combinations on Board AF 😂😂😂
Two and a half years later I don't think anything will ever be funnier than Best Damien Sex Machine
Okay but like these 4 need to just be the show. The banter the laughs it’s so good.
Shayne seems so happy in this video, I love it :D
as a stoner, i’m a huge fan of the wall chains from Damian and i think it represents an actual problem
20:28 Shayne looking away to try not laugh is everything 😂
card: must feel pain
shayne: ah yes furbies
Shayne: "It's a Pagliacchi joke!"
[CC]: "(- it's a pugly artichoke.)"
Me: same~same 🤷🏼♂️
I loved shayne popping in and out of camera shot while court was talking. Too funny
Incredibly funny this one. Peak performances fron all of y'all.
Damien’s subconscious was making some fun choices for him this episode
This was the equivalent of these double dates in shows where the two friends are definitely in love and the best friends here are shayne and damien
Shayne is absolutely baked
I have this conspiracy theory that he always is 😅
It's crazy to think Shayne and Damien are already in their 30's
looked at the comments in the beginning then scrolled back up to see shayne not wearing a bucket hat but BEING a bucket hat
You can really tell Shayne and Damien are best friends here
Woooh! Loved this, thanks Smosh for the quality content like always!
I love this cast, but it has always been the editing that keeps me coming back to this channel. Only getting better.
this stream had me in tears actually
This was one of my favorite streams, so glad to finally see it on the channel!
The best group for games - I love how much they make each other laugh
ok fr i need a "must be chained to the wall for safety reasons" shirt
The chemistry on screen whenever these 4 are in a video is insane and I cant get enough
Dude this one has to be watched on Twitch they cut out the best part but for good reason.
This entire game could just be Damien accidentally inventing multiple BDSM devices
the way my jaw dropped when Courtney revealed her garter thingy
I was already blown away by the top half of the outfit, I was not prepared to be even more smitten
can we just talk about how funny they would be in an office or friends style show
This Board AF episode is the most I laughed in a while! Legit laughed out loud all teary eyed XD
Damians wall chains are just that weird tennis racket thing from the life hacks videos Shayne and Damian did
but doctor i am pogliachi
Anytime Shayne and Damien are in a video together, I KNOW I am gonna laugh incredibly hard😭😭💀
oh god,this was chaotic on the stream,but whenever damien gets something it somehow involves the bedroom and already exists f
9:00 "It's a pugly artichoke" has to be the best possible misheard captioning of "it's a Pagliacci joke"
2 yrs, just to find out this REALLY was a "DRY" double couple date... 😉👹
Courtney's 30 bodybuilder men was so crazy im so sad it got cut 😭😭😭😭
Shayne and damien were absolute bonkers here 😂
9:00
Shayne: It's a Pagliacci joke
Subtitles: It's a pugly artichoke
that video is definitely in my top 5 in the entire smosh lore
Dude the SECOND I got this notification I was like oh no The System has found its way to UA-cam. What an insane stream to be a part of
That Dog trainer jog is a deep cut, so easy to miss. Look up the pagliassi story- shane took the classic “But sir, I am Pagliassi”, and used this game as a bit for 2 minutes to get to the punchline. I love it.
From the movie Watchmen btw
That pagliacci joke was so on point that i cried
2:58 funny bit of trivia: in my language (czech), the (slightly derogatory) slang for gay is teplý, meaning warm. so the warmer the earth gets, the gayer the world gets. enjoy your global gaying!
You know it's a good day when smosh posts
17:15 Damien running away and Paige falling of the chair. 😂
I could watch them play this game for hours and hours. I hope they play this again soon
while i will forever remember shayne's dyson pitch, the pained way he said "it's a pagliacci joke" has me still losing my mind
Saige’s “Who needs conversion when you got diversion” killed me
I feel sorry for the people that don't watch Board AF, and miss out on all of this glorious content. Comedy gold. Shayne and Damien, as usually, have me wheezing to death over here.
Love Saige's shirt ❤️ Those four are my favourite together. The chemistry between all of them is amazing!