Ascending The Asian Temple! - Chained Together (5)

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  • @NoahChinnBooks
    @NoahChinnBooks 4 місяці тому +101

    We need a Simon Simulator. A game where the environment changes when you're not looking at it and the key binds change if you haven't used a button ifor more than five minutes

    • @Randomonium66
      @Randomonium66 4 місяці тому +13

      And you have to constantly answer a pop up that says: Are you a Man?!

    • @jd-uo8hc
      @jd-uo8hc 4 місяці тому +2

      It's called goat simulator 3.

    • @mikeberry5016
      @mikeberry5016 4 місяці тому

      Thats mean 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Gir-Riff-raffe
      @Gir-Riff-raffe 4 місяці тому +1

      This Simon Simulator you speak of…there definitely needs to be a Thick button. When pressed, it explodes your entire game, then computer and eventually house that you play it in.
      Literally leaving you in black face, the way big explosions in looney tunes did.

    • @RobbyDYoung
      @RobbyDYoung 4 місяці тому +4

      That actually sounds really fun. 😂

  • @sonofabench
    @sonofabench 4 місяці тому +25

    @34:08 moments like these I understand Neebs' self righteousness, because everyone gets very upset for his small failures but very little praise for a big win

    • @Upstart051
      @Upstart051 4 місяці тому +7

      I noticed that too. They would have been stuck on that puzzle forever if he hadn’t noticed

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 4 місяці тому +4

      He does the same to them

  • @demonsdisciple5558
    @demonsdisciple5558 4 місяці тому +13

    I’m enjoying this series way too much honestly. And a 1,2,3 jump

  • @IrishHamm3r
    @IrishHamm3r 4 місяці тому +20

    Neebs, in fact, did not say, "What do you get on your salad," when asking what dressing Dora gets at Hibachi.

  • @K9unit37
    @K9unit37 4 місяці тому +19

    that spike trap. good job simon. as anyone else notice a drop off in neebs skills while simon has improved overall in most games

    • @mikeberry5016
      @mikeberry5016 4 місяці тому +3

      I think its that neebs has hit his platue and simon is finally catching up and sometimes surpassing them so yes he has gotten mich better over the years. Especially since simon has started caring more

    • @fray6258
      @fray6258 4 місяці тому +7

      Neebs is doing all the camera work on this one.

    • @Freekyeight
      @Freekyeight 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@fray6258 yeah exactly, how you expect him to hold the camera and jump at the same time?

  • @erod492
    @erod492 4 місяці тому +6

    could you imagine this series with Thick? God, would that be glorious. Miss the man warrior. All Hail!

    • @duglife2230
      @duglife2230 3 місяці тому

      Long Live the Wyvern King!

  • @freddie1062
    @freddie1062 4 місяці тому +4

    "I'm not going to say shit about what I want to say"
    pure silence...
    "alright I'll say it"

  • @MrAlexbreak
    @MrAlexbreak 4 місяці тому +9

    Simon says "That's all", when he tries to defuse the confrontational sentence he just said

    • @TheMonkeyShowOnline
      @TheMonkeyShowOnline 4 місяці тому +5

      And he feels like most of his sentences are 'confrontational', because he is always being dogpiled for being the 'complainer', when he's been complaining a lot less compared to the others, and because he has a lot of good ideas that get ignored.
      I'd bet money that he spent a large portion of his life being psychologically abused and gaslighted by a narcissist (or multiple narcissists), because this is a very common survival trait implemented by survivors of narcissistic abuse.
      And here ends my Psych 101 analysis based off of very minimal information gleaned from watching their UA-cam videos lol

    • @firstname565
      @firstname565 4 місяці тому

      @@TheMonkeyShowOnline Did you learn this from the self diagnosing people on instagram and twitter? I dont think its that deep.

    • @D.Jay.
      @D.Jay. 3 місяці тому +4

      Ending with "lol" is basically the same as "that's all"

    • @TheMonkeyShowOnline
      @TheMonkeyShowOnline 3 місяці тому +2

      @@D.Jay. On point observation!
      Simon says, "That's all" to preemptively deescalate any backlash for speaking up, and I said, "lol" to preemptively deescalate any accusations of being a pretentious armchair psychologist...um...lol...

  • @TotallyNotRedneckYall
    @TotallyNotRedneckYall 4 місяці тому +7

    "Turn around, face the opposite way and ride it."
    -Appsro

  • @blinko1388
    @blinko1388 4 місяці тому +10

    We went and saw “Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice” recently and was instantly reminded of the classic “Day-O in the bunker”. That fine piece of cinema deserves a dumpster sequel.

    • @mikeberry5016
      @mikeberry5016 4 місяці тому +1

      So beetlejuice is as bad as ive been hearing? That breaks my heart.

    • @drd675
      @drd675 4 місяці тому +3

      @@mikeberry5016 I've heard it wasn't horrible, just not great compared to the original

    • @blinko1388
      @blinko1388 4 місяці тому +1

      @@mikeberry5016 it’s entertaining. Worth seeing I’d say.. just keep the expectations low

  • @andrewpearse9411
    @andrewpearse9411 4 місяці тому +4

    A jinx is only a jinx when attention is brought to said jinx.

  • @nepocrates
    @nepocrates 4 місяці тому +18

    Why am I so invested into whether they make it or not.

  • @matthnbllester
    @matthnbllester 4 місяці тому +7

    Simon for "Most Improved Gamer " he knows what he does wrong now!

  • @michaelbridges6102
    @michaelbridges6102 3 місяці тому +4

    I'm enjoying this series. That's all.

  • @Cronus_1
    @Cronus_1 4 місяці тому +3

    I'm gonna agree with Simon. Sometimes, in gaming, the little details do make the difference. And not personal.

  • @Lol_Pig
    @Lol_Pig 4 місяці тому +8

    "Why would Heaven be Asian themed?"
    🤣😂

    • @FUBARguy107
      @FUBARguy107 4 місяці тому +1

      There have been several themes. Are Asian people not allowed? What about Anime fans?

    • @Aztec_Warrior1
      @Aztec_Warrior1 4 місяці тому +3

      Because the Japanese beat the Americans in building a ladder to heaven. It was in the News.

    • @Hells333
      @Hells333 3 місяці тому

      @@Lol_Pig they have created most of the things we use, might as well have created heaven as well

  • @ImezRuez
    @ImezRuez 4 місяці тому +5

    without the spawn at highest point reached I could see this game inspiring murder

  • @kodiakjak1
    @kodiakjak1 4 місяці тому +15

    1,2,3 jump. 1,2,3 jump.

    • @Ambivadox
      @Ambivadox 4 місяці тому +2

      Needs to be a t-shirt. Have the 1,2,3,jump on the front and the 4 of them falling on the back (bonus points for a Thick up top pointing and yelling "you're nobody")

  • @Beefing2012
    @Beefing2012 4 місяці тому

    The constant holding your breath each time they make a jump. Love watching them play this game

  • @CoachLain
    @CoachLain 4 місяці тому +3

    Dude I was thinking after the first failed attempt of the pegs (way before the 50th failed attempt), “Why don’t they just jump on those pots?!?” 😂😂😂

  • @davidgatherer2073
    @davidgatherer2073 4 місяці тому +1

    20:55 The co-ordination in this section or lack of was driving me mad but it's Neebs Gaming. So what more should I expect, kisses🤣

  • @fray6258
    @fray6258 4 місяці тому

    You guys better remember this. The greatest partners, team mates, and friends you'll ever have. Watching you play is very inspiring.

  • @DonaldD02
    @DonaldD02 4 місяці тому +1

    Hope to see another episode of this, lets get to end. I have idea for a mod for 7 Days, add a chain you can only go so far from each other. Chained together while surviving zombies sounds fun. 😁

  • @exzacklygaming
    @exzacklygaming 4 місяці тому +17

    Ark Ascension and now Chained Together Ascension. The legacy that is the rise of Neebs Gaming continues! Cheers, everyone!

  • @jeanieschrag5378
    @jeanieschrag5378 4 місяці тому +11

    Lol, I can see you guys chained together for a costume. omg, can you imagine when one of you has to go to the bathroom ??😂😂😂

    • @FUBARguy107
      @FUBARguy107 4 місяці тому

      4 guys at urinals is no problem. Stalls are a bit trickier.

    • @jeanieschrag5378
      @jeanieschrag5378 4 місяці тому

      😂​@@FUBARguy107😂 I was thinking stalls😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 and one sitting on the throne and the rest complaining about the smell!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @Hells333
      @Hells333 3 місяці тому

      @@jeanieschrag5378 why are you thinking about them using the bathroom? Somtin wrong wid dat boy

    • @bpropst4620
      @bpropst4620 3 місяці тому

      Because it would be a hilarious situation ​@@Hells333

  • @forgewolfgames
    @forgewolfgames 4 місяці тому +6

    OK 😂 I don't normally like a video in the first ten seconds but doras "everyone's favorite sitcom" had me laughing 😂

  • @Lawknee
    @Lawknee 4 місяці тому +2

    38:57 deserved the sexy ladder climbing music.

  • @wyverngem4939
    @wyverngem4939 4 місяці тому

    Every time they go to a elevator or launcher gear. I just think of Neebs and his "friendship wheel" comment from Conan.

  • @japesdoom2150
    @japesdoom2150 4 місяці тому

    24:52 waiting on Simon saying to dora " just do what your god dam told " 😂😂😂

  • @Elmer_RedEagle
    @Elmer_RedEagle 3 місяці тому

    I love that they still haven't figured out jumping at the same time so close together forces them and the chain to interact and that's why they fail sometimes.

  • @sirtainlee8725
    @sirtainlee8725 4 місяці тому +2

    47:20 Neebs and Dora with a $5 million dollar idea!

  • @anthonyclark5714
    @anthonyclark5714 4 місяці тому +1

    What a surprise I just finished the warehouse, got sad for a minute then seen this, thanks for getting me the rest of the way through work to lunch break 👌🏼

  • @atillathehungry3145
    @atillathehungry3145 4 місяці тому +6

    Only Neebs gaming can make 1, 2, 3, jump this much fun.

    • @sonofabench
      @sonofabench 4 місяці тому

      and this much complicated haha

  • @TAGSlays
    @TAGSlays 4 місяці тому +14

    4:30 Neebs, you a habitual liar or what? Bro never said SALAD!!!

    • @d-rizzle2066
      @d-rizzle2066 4 місяці тому +1

      Garuntee they don't even remember the conversation or care about a conversation about salad dressing

    • @DTFLexX
      @DTFLexX 4 місяці тому +2

      Came here for this comment 😅
      Neebs DID NOT initially mention salade

    • @sirtainlee8725
      @sirtainlee8725 4 місяці тому +1

      Detective St Tag, when you're a loner you can stay home on the days that you don't feel well. When you work as a team you have to show up every day, even on your bad days...and be recorded for the world.
      They've all been through it, so they don't take offense for long. We shouldn't either.

  • @JarJarBanks8
    @JarJarBanks8 4 місяці тому

    YEEEESSS!!!! I love Mondays now!!! Please keep this up till they finish the game, one of the best series yet

  • @jxanthos801
    @jxanthos801 4 місяці тому

    I'm so glad I'm watching this while eating good food because you guys always make me hungry with your food talk

  • @Crumpjango
    @Crumpjango 4 місяці тому

    Love how neebs changes what he says and has the conviction like he's been saying it the whole time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @IsThatDrak
    @IsThatDrak 4 місяці тому

    dont you just love it when people keep changing the plan there trying to say and it slowly gets closer and closer to the idea of the person there arguing with... like they was trying say that the whole time lol

  • @alexanderwahlin7332
    @alexanderwahlin7332 4 місяці тому +1

    Love it, how following the big orange arrows, didn't enter thjeir minds.

  • @ethanhoward389
    @ethanhoward389 2 місяці тому

    Appsro at 14:37 : one one and onetwothree jump
    Hes the best counter 😂

  • @Upstart051
    @Upstart051 4 місяці тому +2

    I’m looking forward to you guys making it to the top and find Thick laughing at your asses

  • @billgangsta539
    @billgangsta539 4 місяці тому

    Simon also saying "listen" a lot! "THATS ALL!" :)

  • @WDMurphy
    @WDMurphy 4 місяці тому +4

    Could you imagine playing this without talking?

  • @joshuazane3210
    @joshuazane3210 4 місяці тому +3

    I've got to admit, I'm really unclear about how you're supposed to know which objects your chain can/cannot pass through.

  • @thenames_wolf8815
    @thenames_wolf8815 4 місяці тому +2

    Since i heard appsro call out simon about "that's all" I'm calling out appsro.. "i was gonna say"

  • @aidorrocks
    @aidorrocks 4 місяці тому

    love watching you guys play this. i hope you keep playing for a while.

  • @WankersCramp69
    @WankersCramp69 4 місяці тому +1

    Why aren't these uploaded to the main channel? They are great!

  • @fWo4life69
    @fWo4life69 3 місяці тому

    Really want to see them play Pico Park 2. Seems more friendship challenging than the 1st

  • @victorslaymaker
    @victorslaymaker 4 місяці тому +5

    40:10 holy crap. Neebs is NOT the sharpest bulb in the shed 😀

  • @RangerHouston
    @RangerHouston 4 місяці тому +2

    _Movin’ on up!_

  • @Hells333
    @Hells333 4 місяці тому +8

    Fact: Jesus loves hibachi

    • @drd675
      @drd675 4 місяці тому +4

      I giggled at that part. I am not as well known as Jesus, but I also enjoy Hibachi

    • @xx_Agent_Carolina
      @xx_Agent_Carolina 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, but He (Jesus) loves everybody. 😇

    • @Hells333
      @Hells333 3 місяці тому

      @@xx_Agent_Carolina booooo boo this man

  • @tankfantry8613
    @tankfantry8613 4 місяці тому +5

    Dora like crayon flavored salad dressing on his salad of crayons!

    • @matthewkicklighter6065
      @matthewkicklighter6065 4 місяці тому +1

      The red ones are great

    • @FUBARguy107
      @FUBARguy107 4 місяці тому +1

      A bowl of green crayons with red crayon balls for tomatoes, yellow shreds for the cheese...

  • @racheltuomi8695
    @racheltuomi8695 3 місяці тому

    Yes! I was waiting to see you all play this game 😄

  • @recognize218
    @recognize218 4 місяці тому

    Hahaha Dora, "let's quit."

  • @MYyGUN
    @MYyGUN 4 місяці тому +1

    Hey community, i think its time we have simon play goat simulator 3 ❤

  • @BeenHawked
    @BeenHawked 4 місяці тому +1

    26:32 USE THE POTS

  • @TheAirun17
    @TheAirun17 4 місяці тому +1

    me and my buddies were stuck on those posts for like 45 minutes...i dont know if the pots were there yet or they added them, but if we just missed them that's infuriating

  • @sirtainlee8725
    @sirtainlee8725 4 місяці тому

    Aren't the scaffolds at the final temple ladders, given how well you guys jump and climb?

  • @robertkelly5391
    @robertkelly5391 4 місяці тому

    I'm really liking this

  • @Secret_Takodachi
    @Secret_Takodachi 4 місяці тому +1

    As a longtime fan of NG:
    I wonder how many "racist asian accent bits" they had to edit out of this episode lol 😂

  • @Cronus_1
    @Cronus_1 4 місяці тому

    The rotating pads. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @tylerb3914
    @tylerb3914 4 місяці тому

    I love how a dumpster Episode turned into a series

  • @jamesgoogle1744
    @jamesgoogle1744 4 місяці тому

    the house dressing (white sauce) is the only way to go at japanese restaurants

    • @bpropst4620
      @bpropst4620 3 місяці тому

      You want brown or white!? 😂

  • @joshsegg2814
    @joshsegg2814 4 місяці тому +1

    I wish there was 4x speed but undofree jump!

  • @St4RLoRd89
    @St4RLoRd89 4 місяці тому

    This game stresses me out. Make my stomach turn. But I can't look away. 😅

  • @mcdamn_it
    @mcdamn_it 4 місяці тому

    The dumpster is SO good. A lot of channels fail at a second channel.

  • @bombchus
    @bombchus 4 місяці тому

    Im lost in you're bodies
    :Dora 2024

  • @galvax8530
    @galvax8530 3 місяці тому

    Welcome to this episode of Neebs Gaming, where the crew figure out various ways to say “I told you so” while hopping on erect wood in tandem.

  • @jonathan62019
    @jonathan62019 4 місяці тому

    you guys are great, thats all

  • @cliffhug79
    @cliffhug79 4 місяці тому +3

    When can we get '1, 2, 3, jump' t-shirt?

  • @Didi_Meow_Records
    @Didi_Meow_Records 3 місяці тому

    the fact the episode did not end with Simon saying _That's all folks_ with a circle of his picture...is a damn shame...

  • @mitchconner403
    @mitchconner403 4 місяці тому +2

    Idk how y’all made it past the construction section
    Your teamwork is getting better

  • @trailspike4938
    @trailspike4938 4 місяці тому

    Interesting you guys chose this one to series.

  • @ObiWanCannabi
    @ObiWanCannabi 4 місяці тому +2

    back to the chain gang huh, living the American dream...

  • @leorice5596
    @leorice5596 4 місяці тому +3

    Please we need a "Show Me Your Deities!" Shirt!!!!!

  • @AyeItsGabo
    @AyeItsGabo 4 місяці тому +2

    Neebs always the one to fuck it up 😂. It's like he doesnt know how to jump then panics and pulls back

  • @Stormblessed72
    @Stormblessed72 4 місяці тому

    This series started on the dumpster but I bet the supercut is on the main channel

  • @huuua2
    @huuua2 4 місяці тому +2

    I love that each of you have your catch-phrases! Which is your favorite? Mine is Neebs' "SERIOUSLY!" haha

    • @tazstidson4231
      @tazstidson4231 4 місяці тому +2

      .... Dora : just popping out for a quick bowl... Simon you coming... Lol.🐇💛💛💛
      .... Oh, any thing Thick would yell, whilst on Steroids... You looking at my girlfriend!!! How much do you bench... Ect. 💜💜💜

    • @Richard-gn1rk
      @Richard-gn1rk 4 місяці тому +1

      Tied between Thick 44's "You're nothing, you're NOBODY!". And Simon's "Bada boom.".

  • @egoneuptwo3974
    @egoneuptwo3974 4 місяці тому

    We need a live action remake.

  • @MarJin727
    @MarJin727 4 місяці тому +2

    40:35 I'm going to fucking puke😵‍💫🤢

    • @tazstidson4231
      @tazstidson4231 4 місяці тому +1

      ... There should be a trigger warning for that, I almost puked on my shoes... Lol. 🤮👞

  • @Susp_WM_40s
    @Susp_WM_40s 4 місяці тому +2

    Happy Monday y’all.

  • @DrSlasher
    @DrSlasher 4 місяці тому +4

    Yet another time Neebs is NOT first on the chain

  • @marielamast5670
    @marielamast5670 4 місяці тому

    ❤it u all are fun.!!! 🤩

  • @Christmas_Meat
    @Christmas_Meat 4 місяці тому

    When there's no stakes, it's not very interesting.

  • @carlaldridge5753
    @carlaldridge5753 3 місяці тому

    Show us them deities

  • @THE360XDUDE
    @THE360XDUDE 4 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂👌🏼🍻

  • @RinateZ
    @RinateZ 4 місяці тому

    I'm ready!

  • @powderymule4651
    @powderymule4651 4 місяці тому

    yall failed upwards so hard lol. Love the content.

  • @chrisq4265
    @chrisq4265 4 місяці тому

    1,2,3 Jump

  • @rom7647
    @rom7647 4 місяці тому +1

    Do I smell a Simon "That's all." montage?

  • @swskitso
    @swskitso 4 місяці тому

    It is clear Dora does not understand the distance between Simon and Appsro does not get any longer no matter how close the others are.
    Everytime he suggests they all get together before Appsro goes shows he is clueless

  • @Lukearse82
    @Lukearse82 3 місяці тому

    Neebs, man, seriously . . .

  • @devonj2044
    @devonj2044 4 місяці тому +1

    More 7 days 1 shitty episode a week is not enough 😢

  • @lifeisoverated81
    @lifeisoverated81 4 місяці тому

    Simon & Neebs seem to be the weak link in this. They're always either over or under jumping the smaller platforms.

  • @robb3474
    @robb3474 4 місяці тому +3

    Why does Appsro have to do all the puzzles etc and be in charge of what they do and when they do it.. Pure example of an only child when his friends come round to play games.. Let someone else take control every now and again. they're pro-gamers don't you know!

    • @bpropst4620
      @bpropst4620 3 місяці тому

      He tends to just be the natural leader, I really don't feel like it's an ego thing or something like that.

  • @beverlyschwarz199
    @beverlyschwarz199 4 місяці тому +1

    The amount of times simon complains about EVERYTHING vs the time anyone else is actually wrong is disproportionate. If he actually succeeded or did a game successfully id understand him complaining about everyone. I love simon when he games. But hes the last one to complain about anyone.

    • @funkynibblet
      @funkynibblet 4 місяці тому

      I disagree

    • @bpropst4620
      @bpropst4620 3 місяці тому

      Complaining is kind of his thing

    • @bpropst4620
      @bpropst4620 3 місяці тому

      The constant bickering between them is kinda the bread and butter of the channel, but in the end they're like family and still love each other

    • @beverlyschwarz199
      @beverlyschwarz199 3 місяці тому +1

      @bpropst4620 of course! I wouldn't be a fan for so long if I didn't agree. But at least in other videos it's mild or edited. This was just every 5 seconds!!

    • @bpropst4620
      @bpropst4620 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@beverlyschwarz199 I love hearing him flip out, his absolute disability to remember the basics and his resulting rage is gold😂😂

  • @vardaanbasak8044
    @vardaanbasak8044 4 місяці тому +3

    yoooo first comment

    • @RangerHouston
      @RangerHouston 4 місяці тому +1

      👑 here you are, m’lord.

  • @saratillman6852
    @saratillman6852 4 місяці тому +1

    I continue to love everthing ya'll do, but chained together is the most boring thing ive watched on the dumpster. "1,2,3 JUMP" gets so old, so fast. The coordination isnt entertaining. Its just Only Up with less coordination. Its honestly very boring. But I love you guys to death so do what makes you happy! Its just not entertaining for me personally. Still here to leave a like, though!

    • @bpropst4620
      @bpropst4620 3 місяці тому

      I tend to not care what they're playing, it's the interaction between them that's the entertainment for me

  • @pyroknight-P3G
    @pyroknight-P3G 4 місяці тому +6

    This is one series I can't watch. I love you guys and am borderline obsessed with your content, but working together (in sync) has never been your strength. 🤣

    • @beverlyschwarz199
      @beverlyschwarz199 4 місяці тому +3

      Omg so agreed

    • @tazstidson4231
      @tazstidson4231 4 місяці тому +4

      .... And yet, here we are watching this Awesome content... Lol.
      💜🐇🤗

    • @pyroknight-P3G
      @pyroknight-P3G 4 місяці тому

      Lol nah, just popped in for the comment 🤣 notification of a fresh new neebs video brought me here. I suppose they got my view count tho

    • @FUBARguy107
      @FUBARguy107 4 місяці тому +2

      Chat delay doesn't help if any of them are in different rooms/locations

  • @White_Tiger93
    @White_Tiger93 4 місяці тому

    this is boring, wish you guys didn't cancelled Son of the Forest though..

    • @funkynibblet
      @funkynibblet 4 місяці тому

      We're all allowed our opinions, even if they're wrong 🤪