So You're Arrested?

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  • @LawByMike
    @LawByMike  Рік тому +2533

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    • @NiyatiTV
      @NiyatiTV Рік тому +2

      no

    • @bentonsabot96
      @bentonsabot96 Рік тому +4

      if you sue someone dose that money have to go to medical bills and treatment

    • @NoSpam1891
      @NoSpam1891 Рік тому +2

      If this ever happens and they try to 'interview' me I plan to ask them to point out the camera, ask them to be sure it's working, and then sing "Hava Nagila", substituting "I want a lawyer" and "I want one now" for the original lyrics. They fit the tune very well indeed.

    • @NoSpam1891
      @NoSpam1891 Рік тому

      @@bentonsabot96 No.

    • @Gordonizon
      @Gordonizon Рік тому +1

      Bro you aren’t Mike you’re Jimmy, Ermantraut isn’t a lawyer

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher Рік тому +33404

    Mike showing us the ways on invoking the 5th makes him a real life hero

    • @kanjo4976
      @kanjo4976 Рік тому +599

      I’m very friendly with police, but I always assume they’re detectives trying being nice until I give up info that I J-walked one time.

    • @emilattila
      @emilattila Рік тому +63

      I'm 13 and know more than my parents

    • @sealjow
      @sealjow Рік тому +462

      ​@@emilattila imma say this rn, you do not.

    • @windetta551
      @windetta551 Рік тому +225

      ​@@emilattilano you dont.

    • @raid_shadow7525
      @raid_shadow7525 Рік тому +182

      @@emilattila my guy I’m 19 and I still barely know most of the amendments

  • @lolzazo
    @lolzazo Рік тому +7025

    "You're under arrest!"
    "Double it and give it to the next person"

    • @nothing_great_in_me123
      @nothing_great_in_me123 Рік тому +112

      🤯 heck the most underrated comments 😲 wow bro

    • @3lias368
      @3lias368 Рік тому +30

      😂

    • @NJR969
      @NJR969 Рік тому +27

      😭💀

    • @noobgame4311
      @noobgame4311 Рік тому +24

      i will take it :)

    • @superchil
      @superchil Рік тому +124

      I invoke the fifth
      “Double and give it to the next person”
      “I invoke the tenth”

  • @hunlyfang1705
    @hunlyfang1705 Рік тому +2095

    "You're under arrest!"
    "Did i ask?"

  • @hurgensplurgen14
    @hurgensplurgen14 Рік тому +491

    Cop tackles a guy
    “You’re under arrest!”
    “No im under you” 😏

    • @highjacker8005
      @highjacker8005 Рік тому +40

      Kinky 😩

    • @scarab9515
      @scarab9515 Рік тому +59

      Plot twist: the cops name is arrest

    • @floseatyard8063
      @floseatyard8063 Рік тому +22

      ​@@highjacker8005bro let the corny thoughts takeover

    • @Packerfan130
      @Packerfan130 Рік тому +16

      * "no, im under a fat pig"

    • @Pahllthecat
      @Pahllthecat 11 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Packerfan130Lol. Good one. He would let you go after a moment because he was late for his 8th meal.

  • @groovy3
    @groovy3 Рік тому +17073

    “Sir why do you have children in your trun-“
    *”I invoke the fifth”*

    • @Mobin92
      @Mobin92 Рік тому +1496

      I mean... that's still the best thing you could do at that point.

    • @SoupIsSouppy
      @SoupIsSouppy Рік тому +270

      ​@@Mobin92 No if you have kids in your trunk just admit it and plead guilty

    • @lawalvin4518
      @lawalvin4518 Рік тому +881

      @@SoupIsSouppy you plead guilty to the courts not the cops

    • @SoupIsSouppy
      @SoupIsSouppy Рік тому

      @@lawalvin4518 You kidnap kids you plead guilty to everyone

    • @lawalvin4518
      @lawalvin4518 Рік тому +252

      @@SoupIsSouppy I wouldn't say anything until I have a lawyer present

  • @foldervtolvr
    @foldervtolvr Рік тому +5622

    Always remember: “You have the right to remain silent” is not a threat, it is a reminder of your right to, well, remain silent

  • @Lgtristic
    @Lgtristic Рік тому +53

    "You're under arrest"
    "Nuh uh"

    • @TerryProthero
      @TerryProthero 2 місяці тому

      I've seen that video. It didn't go well for the person.

  • @theunfunny4133
    @theunfunny4133 Рік тому +200

    "i want to speak to a lawyer" ❌
    "i want to speak to the manager" ✅

  • @cheemterastrial9399
    @cheemterastrial9399 Рік тому +1898

    "Sir ,get your hands behind your back"
    "Shi, hol'up lemme pull up the arrest tutorial rq "

    • @comradetempest
      @comradetempest Рік тому +37

      Underrated

    • @MadhanBR
      @MadhanBR Рік тому +25

      "stop reaching into your pocket"
      *bang*

    • @Neophage
      @Neophage Рік тому +3

      @DanielSHIRO my harvest is ruined

    • @Ivy30
      @Ivy30 11 місяців тому

      "Ma'm, put your hands behind your back"
      "Nuh uh"

  • @thegnome9529
    @thegnome9529 Рік тому +2127

    ”You’re under arrest!”
    ”No thanks, have a good day”

  • @Goozero1
    @Goozero1 Рік тому +73

    Cop: "You're under arrest"
    Guy vaguely remembering Mike's advice: "Repeat after me"

  • @GloryToStalin
    @GloryToStalin Рік тому +7064

    “Sir, you just committed genocide in 24 states and burned down 3 orphanages”
    “I invoke the fifth”

  • @firefly8188
    @firefly8188 7 місяців тому +3

    Person: im hungry judge: GUILTY!

  • @JustARandomPersonLol69420
    @JustARandomPersonLol69420 Рік тому +96

    Ok besides all the jokes about invoking the fifth and staying silent, this man will probably get multiple people out of legal trouble with these tips. Mad respect.

  • @johnnysin2092
    @johnnysin2092 Рік тому +621

    "YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!"
    "Thanks, you too"

    • @joeys.amarin7363
      @joeys.amarin7363 Рік тому +11

      Me too???

    • @Speed-TV
      @Speed-TV Рік тому +5

      best one

    • @supersophisticated9943
      @supersophisticated9943 Рік тому +5

      @@joeys.amarin7363 Cop friend and I in prison together!! (They have been mischievous lately!) (We are felons now!)

    • @antonio6035
      @antonio6035 Рік тому

      All day every day people always ask me

    • @Lp-io2br
      @Lp-io2br Рік тому +3

      BABY DONT HURT ME 🗣🗣🗣‼️

  • @CLIENT_005
    @CLIENT_005 Рік тому +723

    This is a living Saul Goodman. If I ever get in trouble I'll literally call him

  • @Aurora-kx2ef
    @Aurora-kx2ef Рік тому +9

    "Your under arrest"
    "You too"
    "Me too?"

  • @SillyLittleMan55
    @SillyLittleMan55 10 місяців тому +10

    “You are under arrest for burning down multiple orphanages”
    “I wanna speak to a lawyer and I invoke the fifth”

  • @Anakin72
    @Anakin72 Рік тому +1189

    Step 1:"Better Call Saul!"

    • @SpartanAtlenity
      @SpartanAtlenity Рік тому +2

      😂😊

    • @dragonkingkj
      @dragonkingkj Рік тому

      @Anti-Paganism wallukum asslam brother had to acctept your greeting even up though u are not talking to me

    • @weirdytnames4950
      @weirdytnames4950 Рік тому

      Better call Saul more like invite Mike

  • @PIE_BS.
    @PIE_BS. Рік тому +419

    Bro is real life "Better call Saul"👨‍💼

  • @icantspell145
    @icantspell145 Рік тому +6

    “Anything you say will be used against you”
    “I’m guilty”
    “well sh-“

  • @yeseniacardenas1635
    @yeseniacardenas1635 Рік тому +80

    “Your under arrest for killing 5 billion people”
    “I’d like to speak to a lawyer”

    • @airam1721
      @airam1721 Рік тому +10

      "Ummm sir you killed every single lawyer"

    • @Fallen_Goliath
      @Fallen_Goliath Рік тому +3

      Hi I'm Saul Goodman, Did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do, and so do i, I believe that unless proven guilty, that every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent, AND THATS WHY I FIGHT FOR YOU ALBUQUERQUE

    • @Ivy30
      @Ivy30 11 місяців тому

      Blud killed more than a half of the earth's population 💀

    • @Wizard_Cat
      @Wizard_Cat 2 місяці тому

      It's literally free real estate at that point

    • @Inkyminkyzizwoz
      @Inkyminkyzizwoz 2 місяці тому

      *you're

  • @risktheanimator6592
    @risktheanimator6592 Рік тому +9

    “Anything you say can and will be used against you”
    “Chicken mc nugget”

  • @seansweetjohnson69
    @seansweetjohnson69 Рік тому +2912

    "i want to talk to my lawyer immediately, i invoke the fifth"
    "Sir you killed 9 people and the blood are visible from the trunk of the cars"

    • @kainhall
      @kainhall Рік тому +183

      yup, i still want a lawyer and invoke the 5th
      .
      maybe all i did was steal that car from the murderer

    • @angelcelis9090
      @angelcelis9090 Рік тому +23

      Ok the point is invoke the 5th

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 Рік тому +8

      I WANT TO SPEAK TO A LAWYER IMMEDIATELY!!

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 Рік тому +2

      @@kainhall sure you are free

    • @scottvelez3154
      @scottvelez3154 Рік тому +24

      ​@@kainhall maybe you were about to be the next victim but you escaped in the killer's car

  • @NickWrightDataYT
    @NickWrightDataYT Рік тому +171

    Everyone says "anything you say can and will be used against you" but NOBODY ever reminds people that NOTHING YOU SAY WILL BE USED TO HELP YOU.

    • @user-hu8fn2jp5v
      @user-hu8fn2jp5v Рік тому +6

      I don't think you thought your comment through lol. I know what you mean but the way you said it literally means the same thing

    • @NickWrightDataYT
      @NickWrightDataYT Рік тому +6

      ​@@ducklord3820 Something you say theoretically could be used both for you *and* against you.
      Also, people being wrongly arrested may think police officers will do the right thing when given proof that they're not the one who "did it". Anyone who didn't "do it" might think the phrase only REALLY applies to people who did it, and that they can convince the officers to help them out and avoid the court process by defending themselves to the *officers.*
      Nope. A police officer will *not* help you as an arrested person/suspect, *even if you are innocent.*

    • @NickWrightDataYT
      @NickWrightDataYT Рік тому +1

      @ Lines Guy (My reply to you keeps getting deleted)
      Something you say theoretically could be used both for you *and* against you.
      Also, people being wrongly arrested may think police officers will do the right thing when given proof that they're not the one who "did it". Anyone who didn't "do it" might think the phrase only REALLY applies to people who did it, and that they can convince the officers to help them out and avoid the court process by defending themselves to the *officers.*
      Nope. A police officer will *not* help you as an arrested person/suspect, *even if you are innocent.*

    • @user-hu8fn2jp5v
      @user-hu8fn2jp5v Рік тому

      @@NickWrightDataYT "lines guy" lol, like i said i know what u mean but the line "NOTHING YOU SAY WILL BE USED TO HELP YOU" means literally the same thing but in a different way as "anything you say can and will be used against you". take a minute to process these sentences if you said "silence will be used to help you" it makes more sense

    • @NickWrightDataYT
      @NickWrightDataYT Рік тому

      @ lines guy again, it's only the same thing if what you say can *exclusively* be used either to help you *or* against you.
      "Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"
      "OK but can it also help me right now if I just explained what happened and how I can *prove* I'm innocent?"
      "...yes..."

  • @InfoOwls
    @InfoOwls Рік тому +10

    this guy is the real life saul goodman lmao

  • @doumirage
    @doumirage Рік тому +5

    "Sir we've reported multiple calls from your neighbors hearing strange scream from your ho-"
    "I invoke the fifth"

  • @farhanrizqulah
    @farhanrizqulah Рік тому +5913

    🤓: "Sir, I invoke the fifth..."
    👮🏻‍♂️: Sir, this is Indonesia

    • @forza4659
      @forza4659 Рік тому +56

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @forza4659
      @forza4659 Рік тому +15

      ​@Federal Bureau of Investigation yoi

    • @Om_sentot
      @Om_sentot Рік тому +50

      ​@Federal Bureau of Investigation mending buka dompet auto bebas bro

    • @smsmurni
      @smsmurni Рік тому +13

      ​@@Om_sentot pak, dihulur tangan dulu 🤣

    • @jwork5680
      @jwork5680 Рік тому +3

      💀💀💀💀💀

  • @perplexical
    @perplexical Рік тому +929

    ‘Let the hostage go’
    ‘I invoke the fifth!’

    • @professorzoom2108
      @professorzoom2108 Рік тому +7

      That's not how it works bub

    • @kainhall
      @kainhall Рік тому +42

      @@professorzoom2108 no shit?
      .
      im so glad you could point out the obvious..... on this OBVIOUS joke

    • @jonahsparling7516
      @jonahsparling7516 Рік тому +15

      @@professorzoom2108 r/woooosh

    • @angelcelis9090
      @angelcelis9090 Рік тому +4

      I think the whole video flew over your head.

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 Рік тому

      @@professorzoom2108 bub games

  • @lexiyatsu
    @lexiyatsu 10 місяців тому +5

    “Anything you say can and will be used against you.”
    “I am proven not guilty.”
    “Wait‚ he can do that?”

  • @Ahmad_1799
    @Ahmad_1799 Рік тому +3

    "I Invoke The Fifth And Want To Speak To A Lawyer"
    "Sir We Saw You Murder 12 People"

  • @FlagshipPMC
    @FlagshipPMC Рік тому +1057

    Mike is the real life Saul Goodman

    • @retiredmushroom
      @retiredmushroom Рік тому +14

      Better ask mike

    • @jtdjo3545
      @jtdjo3545 Рік тому

      He really wants to earn money thats it

    • @b1uee313
      @b1uee313 Рік тому

      Let's GOO! Breaking Bad Season 2!

    • @wilsonstan
      @wilsonstan Рік тому

      @@jtdjo3545 shorts pay like crap bro

  • @MDC_Hope
    @MDC_Hope Рік тому +307

    Better Call Saul

  • @Sarakate601
    @Sarakate601 Рік тому +4

    I learned after the first time I was ever arrested that honest is definitely NOT the best policy cause they will 100% use anything you say against you. And they can lie on their reports too.

    • @c.costanza1145
      @c.costanza1145 Рік тому +2

      Yup, every police report I’ve ever had they’ve lied.

  • @stevedixon921
    @stevedixon921 10 місяців тому +2

    A lawyer once told me "they will only ask you questions if their case is weak and they need more to prosecute".

  • @epic.9186
    @epic.9186 Рік тому +419

    “I INVOKE THE FIFTH!!!!!!!”
    “Sir this is Canada…”

    • @blackfalcon1324
      @blackfalcon1324 Рік тому +44

      Canada has a right to remain silent. Its not called the 5th amendment, but I am sure they watch enough american cop shows up there that the intent would be clear.

    • @epic.9186
      @epic.9186 Рік тому +23

      @@blackfalcon1324 I live in Canada bro

    • @blackfalcon1324
      @blackfalcon1324 Рік тому +11

      @@epic.9186 good for you. I hear it’s a nice place

    • @epic.9186
      @epic.9186 Рік тому +16

      @@blackfalcon1324 yeah it’s really nice, you should try to go some time

    • @affinityxs
      @affinityxs Рік тому +18

      "Sir this is Australia"

  • @twesj
    @twesj Рік тому +1130

    I got arrested at night one time. They wouldn't give me a call because lawyers aren't available that time of night.

    • @geocachingwomble
      @geocachingwomble Рік тому +261

      That's not true they are required to have a duty lawyer at all times

    • @Berd-Wasted.
      @Berd-Wasted. Рік тому +55

      ​@@geocachingwomble Public Service is tiring.

    • @twesj
      @twesj Рік тому +112

      @geocachingwombles I don't think that's the case in every state. I've been arrested at least 5 times and I can tell you that for the first 24 hours it's pretty worthless to get an attorney involved. They're not gonna be any help aside from advising you of your rights which you should already know. I've asked for my phone call for my attorney a few times when I've gotten to the jail with no success. One time they even said "if you can get your lawyer to come here at 2 in the morning by all means but I want the lawyers name.".

    • @arakwar
      @arakwar Рік тому +90

      @@geocachingwomble No. You’ll just spend some time in jail until your lawyer wakes up. This is real life, lawyers are not on-call surgeons.

    • @DokesConspiracyNetwork
      @DokesConspiracyNetwork Рік тому +40

      ​@@twesj I never seen anyone get a lawyer in my town. They simply go there and sit for a few weeks then see a trial and the public defender thats court appointed shows up 5 minutes before ur trial to get a understanding about what its about and quickly decide to be as useless as they can possibly be.
      Most people can't afford a lawyer for a criminal case. 5 tops out of like every 100 people id reckon. Which would make sense because most crimes are acts out of poverty like stealing because someone is hungry or desperate.

  • @3111windyhollow
    @3111windyhollow 11 місяців тому +2

    If your attorney first comes to you with a plea bargain then you know he is working with them and declare a mistrial.

  • @Ranolog
    @Ranolog Рік тому +22

    "Officer, I had the 100% off everything coupon it wasn't armed robbery"

  • @origamiman7891
    @origamiman7891 Рік тому +1347

    “I wanna speak to a lawyer immediately!”
    _goes through entire legal process_
    “Thx for getting me out of that $100 fine, what do I owe you?”
    “$5000”

  • @novaomega
    @novaomega Рік тому +99

    “Sir why is there 9 dead bodies and 1 bag full of money in your trunk?“
    *” I Invoke the fifth.”*

  • @karthikkirito8805
    @karthikkirito8805 5 місяців тому

    He's saying "your lawyer" and "call your lawyer" like he's my friend.

  • @TheOrangex88
    @TheOrangex88 Рік тому +2

    I feel like I am watching a Saul Goodman commercial

  • @gokulhemanthkumar4556
    @gokulhemanthkumar4556 Рік тому +1001

    "I want to speak to a lawyer immediately."
    "I invoke the fifth."
    *gets beat to pulp as I scream in third world*

    • @smittywababla
      @smittywababla Рік тому +49

      "Wth is the fifth anyway?"

    • @Willwrz
      @Willwrz Рік тому +82

      @@smittywababla The Fifth Amendment protects individuals from being forced to incriminate themselves.

    • @tommyvercetti891
      @tommyvercetti891 Рік тому

      le hadargetti magane third world anbed le sulike

    • @no1ce688
      @no1ce688 Рік тому

      third world starving

    • @smittywababla
      @smittywababla Рік тому +29

      @@Willwrz haha I intended it as a joke, because the fifth belongs to the US Constitution. Third world country as the comment stated doesn't have that term

  • @nathanielhackett3999
    @nathanielhackett3999 Рік тому +605

    Genuine question: So what if you don’t have a criminal lawyer on speed dial and you don’t want to use the one thats provided to you? Like am I supposed to use my one call to call a lawyer and hope they high-tail it down to the station?

    • @ric270
      @ric270 Рік тому +121

      Call a friend and have them get a lawyer

    • @waffles05
      @waffles05 Рік тому +59

      Also within a day you will see the judge and a public defender will be appointed to you.

    • @bryangibson6211
      @bryangibson6211 Рік тому +234

      Same rules apply, do not speak until you get your public defender. Or have a family member hire a criminal lawyer for you. The only thing you need to say “hey uncle jimmy, I’ve been arrested and need a lawyer, this line is monitored so I cannot discuss this further over phone”

    • @ace_v2905
      @ace_v2905 Рік тому +44

      Better call saul

    • @dominiquegreen4430
      @dominiquegreen4430 Рік тому +7

      Hell imma call Mike or DM him lol ... I was thinking the same thing I don't have a lawyer... And there aren't any good ones in Indiana 🤦🤷😩😭😂🤣

  • @Ender_Nova
    @Ender_Nova Рік тому +4

    Proceeds to confess dropkicking countless orphans in minecraft enchanting table (completely unrelated to the massacre just committed)

  • @pancakemacbuttery9142
    @pancakemacbuttery9142 11 місяців тому +2

    “Sir you are under arrest”
    “Its okay, i forgive you”

    • @jamessmith4287
      @jamessmith4287 11 місяців тому

      I ❤ LOVE ❤ running stop signs !!!! It is SOOOOOO FUN TO DOBB

  • @arcadeous754
    @arcadeous754 Рік тому +634

    Bro is literally the internet’s Saul Goodman

  • @omxky
    @omxky Рік тому +68

    “Got busted? Better call Mike!!”

  • @Zavitorxd
    @Zavitorxd Рік тому +1

    Thank you i will keep this in mind next time i get arrested

  • @Good-pq9kf
    @Good-pq9kf Рік тому +2

    YOU HAVE TO KNOW THIS!

  • @Zamu273
    @Zamu273 Рік тому +216

    "anything you say can and will be used against you in court"
    *Me about to say the randomest shit*

    • @kainhall
      @kainhall Рік тому +35

      did you know that ducks go quack quack mr officer?

    • @MrBeard17
      @MrBeard17 Рік тому +36

      "You're ugly. Use that."

    • @jacoblee2846
      @jacoblee2846 Рік тому

      The giant horse c**k weighs over 18 pounds

    • @dnegel9546
      @dnegel9546 Рік тому +3

      do ducks duck? 🤔

    • @6MUSES
      @6MUSES Рік тому +7

      "I have a name"
      This man is guilty he seems to have a name given by his mom and i find that suspicious

  • @edwingobel6358
    @edwingobel6358 Рік тому +180

    The general Cage picture in the background just killed me. Damn

    • @vulpes7079
      @vulpes7079 Рік тому +2

      That's Sir Nicholas Cage, Duke of Wellington

    • @jameslong9921
      @jameslong9921 Рік тому

      So do we infer from that photo "Don't get Nicked or you'll end up in a Cage"

  • @soundbrew
    @soundbrew Рік тому +3

    Simply say you don't answer questions without your attorney present. Anything you say can and WILL be used against you

  • @FancyHokage
    @FancyHokage Рік тому +1

    Thank You For Providing Assistance To The Many That Don't Know This Due To Misguided Info. Much Respect

  • @stardustcreations1
    @stardustcreations1 Рік тому +1360

    "Sir you have commited 67 counts of Murders and 3 counts of War Crimes in 2 different nations."
    "I invoke the fifth" 💀

    • @0011peace
      @0011peace Рік тому +26

      in another country you may not havethat right

    • @stardustcreations1
      @stardustcreations1 Рік тому +21

      @@0011peace every country has miranda rights bro, just a different amendment or section 💀

    • @romanwilliams1960
      @romanwilliams1960 Рік тому +6

      Stolen joke

    • @toastthemost2473
      @toastthemost2473 Рік тому +12

      Sir, you stole a joke. You're under arrest.

    • @prathamrawat2283
      @prathamrawat2283 Рік тому +7

      ​@@toastthemost2473 i invoke the fifth

  • @HP-od3jt
    @HP-od3jt Рік тому +890

    "Sir, I would like to see a lawyer..."
    "But sir, this is Vietnam"

    • @user-if8tg1or7m
      @user-if8tg1or7m Рік тому +49

      how to deal with cops in vietnam: use your phone and start livestreaming

    • @bojuu
      @bojuu Рік тому

      stfu, this is north korea

    • @nxtfootball3523
      @nxtfootball3523 Рік тому +3

      whats with Vietnam?

    • @minhkhoinguyen88
      @minhkhoinguyen88 Рік тому +25

      No different, we have all the same law, except if you do something wrong with traffic cop, then giving money is better option

    • @epicmusicvn6016
      @epicmusicvn6016 Рік тому +8

      What with VN bro? Just because we rarely see a lawyer when we get arrested by some small mistakes doesn't meaning we not interact with lawyer 😂

  • @GrantFeely_
    @GrantFeely_ Рік тому +1

    Thank you, very useful pal!

  • @muffinconsumer4431
    @muffinconsumer4431 Рік тому +17

    “I want to speak to a lawy-“ 🧔🏾‍♂️🔫💥👮🏻‍♂️

  • @shadowsquid6040
    @shadowsquid6040 Рік тому +1367

    "better call Mike"
    *edit: what the hellllll broh i came back to this comment after 2 months and there are 1,300 likes :o

  • @Bailanat0r
    @Bailanat0r Рік тому +468

    Being arrested anywhere but america:
    “I invoke the fifth”
    Cop: 🤨

  • @bobbyhempel1513
    @bobbyhempel1513 11 місяців тому +4

    Remember though once you've been lawfully arrested you do have to identify yourself and if you do not have physical identification you do have to speak in order to give your name and date of birth.

  • @boi7316
    @boi7316 Рік тому +286

    "You're under arrest and charged for shoplifting, arson and manslaughter"
    "Double it and give it to the next person"
    Edit: changed top and bottom text
    Edit 2: spellcheck

  • @Insignificantsip
    @Insignificantsip Рік тому +429

    “Sir your under arre-“
    “No” “I invoke the 5th”
    “Sir you just ran over someb-“
    “I INVOKE THE 5TH”

    • @thugpug4392
      @thugpug4392 Рік тому +14

      5th doesn't mean you aren't arrested. It makes it clear you're choosing to use your right to remain silent/not to self-incriminate which is protected. If you just stayed silent without invoking the 5th that could be used against you in a criminal trial. Invoking the 5th cannot be held against you (except in some civil cases but the video is about getting arrested).

    • @Insignificantsip
      @Insignificantsip Рік тому

      @@thugpug4392 i know, what part of that where you arnt arrested im not awnsering the next relply cause i got a life to live

    • @thugpug4392
      @thugpug4392 Рік тому

      @@Insignificantsip the "No" is what confused me

  • @lucidn1ght1
    @lucidn1ght1 Рік тому +5

    “I invoke the fif-“
    🔫
    “Sorry”

  • @user-te3zk9rx2v
    @user-te3zk9rx2v Рік тому +25

    The fact that we need to know this as we may get into messy situations any time is quite sad.

    • @karicewillis
      @karicewillis 9 місяців тому

      Yeah, I REALLY don't get why people are making jokes in these comments. Any one of us could end up NEEDING the tips he's giving out in this video, like the poor Good Samaritan who thought she gave a forgotten credit card to the right owner, but she accidentally gave the credit card to a thief who went on a huge shopping spree, not to the actual credit card owner and the Good Samaritan ended up interrogated and spent like three days in jail and lost her job and the credit card thief got off scot free! 😱🤬😡😫😩 Luckily the judge called out the Police Officers for arresting a Good Samaritan when the credit card thief got away scot free! Good Samaritan was free to go.

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique 9 місяців тому +1

      @@karicewillis Because people like to make jokes, duh. Just because people make joke doesn't mean they ignored the advice. That is a messed up story though, pretty disappointing stuff.

    • @karicewillis
      @karicewillis 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Gandhi_Physique Yep, very disappointing that a credit card thief went on a huge shopping spree and got away scot free and a Good Samaritan ended up in jail and lost her job! 🤬😫😩

    • @vincentsgaming
      @vincentsgaming 7 місяців тому

      The fact that you can ve sitting at a park or in a parking lot chillin and doing literally nothing wrong and you cannbe arrested by stupid cops is def a reason why you NEED to know your rights and #1 film cops when they interact with you, and #2 shut up shut up shut up. Especially when being detained and arrested.

    • @karicewillis
      @karicewillis 7 місяців тому

      @@vincentsgaming Good points. 💡 Also, get a Lawyer starting from the interrogation if you can afford one, and invoke your right to plead the fifth. I saw a video of a Lottery Clerk who had failed a sting operation and had told an Undercover Lottery Agent that her $1,000 ticket was a loser. The Undercover Lottery Agent was like,"Okay, sucks I didn't win," and left. The Lottery Clerk then took the "losing," lottery ticket and was shown on video checking it at another store. She then claimed it as her own. Weeks later, the Investigators interrogated her, acting as if she ACTUALLY won. She REALLY incriminated herself when she thought she actually won. She soon realized she was being interrogated and not being congratulated and handed a winning check. By the time the alarm bells FINALLY went off in her head, she had already incriminated herself. She was arrested, sentenced to months in jail and some months on Probation. Had she said something like,"I'm not speaking without a Lawyer," she might have gotten away scot free.

  • @LepBoy709
    @LepBoy709 7 місяців тому +1

    The cop: you’re under arrest
    Me: nuh uh 🙄

  • @joeyguerrero9786
    @joeyguerrero9786 Рік тому +6

    “Sir you’re under arr-“
    “Nuh uh”

  • @NatiNotActiveAnymore
    @NatiNotActiveAnymore Рік тому +37

    Instructions unclear, got death sentence.

  • @Fut.ao66
    @Fut.ao66 7 місяців тому +1

    "did you killed that person?"
    "Uhhh i invoke the fifth"

  • @sng3939
    @sng3939 Рік тому +1

    Bro is the good version of Saul Goodman

  • @minisouper
    @minisouper Рік тому +23

    "You're under arrest!"
    "Wait, I'm not under a rest.."

  • @lennyooi7769
    @lennyooi7769 Рік тому +8

    Cops:''Your under arrest''
    Me:''You too''
    Cops:*Realization kicks in*

  • @BoberTee
    @BoberTee 8 місяців тому

    "You're under arrest!"
    "No thank you. Have a nice day"

  • @maeve4686
    @maeve4686 6 місяців тому +1

    And make sure you hire me or my buddy. After all, there's 352 lawyers for every citizen in the world .

  • @og_3rd_st_saint_gat
    @og_3rd_st_saint_gat Рік тому +93

    I respect Mike for teaching us this info from refusing a sobriety field test to this hes the best expert

    • @nightshockplayz5894
      @nightshockplayz5894 Рік тому +5

      Sobriety tests are terrible. Never do them!

    • @chuggeez_8851
      @chuggeez_8851 Рік тому

      What?! I thought those were like mandatory, if the officer suspects you of being under the influence..? I gotta find what that's all about, didn't know you could refuse to take it.

    • @nightshockplayz5894
      @nightshockplayz5894 Рік тому +2

      @@chuggeez_8851 Yeah, you can refuse.
      The officer has already made his mind of whether to take you in or not. The field sobriety test just gives them more evidence to use against you... Not to mention they are hard and people fail them stone cold sober all the time.
      The best thing to do is just to ensure that you have a blood (if you are sure you are sober) or breathalyzer test (if you need to argue uncertainty of exam sensitivity in court) at the police station, getting a lawyer, and fighting a false DUI/suing for damages.

    • @kainhall
      @kainhall Рік тому

      ​@@chuggeez_8851 yup... like Night Shock Playz said......
      .
      if they want to see if im drunk or not.... then do a blood test
      .
      .
      im not refusing.... im just refusing a "walk like this and look like this" test..... you can take my blood anytime you want
      .
      .
      .
      also.... at least in montana
      they must wait 30 mins after pulling you over if you have an open container
      .
      also, if you burp/hiccup.... they must wit another 15 mins (iirc) before doing a breathalyzer test (as that burp is going to be straight booe from your gut..... not whats actually in your blood stream.... which is what the law says.... its not GAC.... its BAC)

    • @williampeterson3498
      @williampeterson3498 Рік тому

      @@nightshockplayz5894 I mean it really doesn’t matter because usually you having a license means you give them consent to test your sobriety so even if you refuse it’s still a dui or something like it

  • @suryaprasanth384
    @suryaprasanth384 Рік тому +179

    Step 1 : Have a lawyer

    • @rakanhakami
      @rakanhakami Рік тому +10

      Mission failed...

    • @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702
      @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 Рік тому +8

      You get one for free in most countries

    • @notspace8487
      @notspace8487 Рік тому +6

      You get a lawyer provider for free in most democratic countries, if you insist to get one

    • @keegster7167
      @keegster7167 Рік тому +1

      @@notspace8487 they’re usually pretty bad though, it seems

    • @stUwUpified
      @stUwUpified Рік тому +2

      @@keegster7167 if they're really that bad, you can ask for a new one

  • @XarmenKarshov
    @XarmenKarshov Рік тому +1

    Only thing you should say if anything, casual banter. How long have you been an officer kinda stuff. I had a friend get a bit of a lesser sentence by just talking like normal people and showing he was sane and polite.

  • @PublicStqticVoid
    @PublicStqticVoid 8 місяців тому +1

    You're under arrest! Not if Cardiac arrests me first!

  • @jacobbirch21
    @jacobbirch21 Рік тому +37

    *Saul Goodman has entered the chat*

  • @DRofYouTube
    @DRofYouTube Рік тому +14

    “I want to talk to my lawyer immediately, I invoke the fifth”
    Sir there are 15 bloody corpses in your trunk

    • @tyrone6848
      @tyrone6848 Рік тому +3

      “I want to talk to my lawyer immediately, I invoke the fifth”

    • @mrsoul680
      @mrsoul680 8 місяців тому +1

      prove I knew they were there

  • @Mageroth
    @Mageroth Рік тому +1

    Cop: "your under Arrest..."
    Vic: "I am calling my lawyer?"
    Cop: Go ahead, for your sake better be a good one!
    Vic: Trust me, hes good he knows General Cage! 😅

  • @psyience3213
    @psyience3213 Рік тому +242

    Cops tricked me when I was 17. What an amazing job these brave heroes do on a daily basis.

  • @Super_1987
    @Super_1987 Рік тому +15

    " I'm Mike Goodman. Did you know that you have rights? Constitution says you do. "

  • @holly5970
    @holly5970 11 місяців тому +1

    Police man sneezes*
    Me: bless you
    Later in court*
    Uses me saying bless you against me*

  • @yetintzaw4074
    @yetintzaw4074 Рік тому +1

    Bro is the real life Saul goodman

  • @Keshet59
    @Keshet59 Рік тому +13

    Mike always reminds us that anything you say...WILL be used against you. Not might, not possibly, but WILL. I love his channel!!

  • @Traumatize-Atom
    @Traumatize-Atom Рік тому

    Mike saving criminal's left and right 😂😂😂😂

  • @Frauget379
    @Frauget379 Рік тому +5

    "Sir why is there children in your trun-"
    "I invoke the fifth"

  • @nightmorg
    @nightmorg 6 місяців тому +1

    Anyone else getting SAUL GOODMAN vibes? Im def callin this guy

  • @Id-1k
    @Id-1k Рік тому +1

    Sir you just burned down an orphanage
    *I invoke the fifth*

  • @limmazay
    @limmazay Рік тому +4

    Mike helping us all get away with murder

  • @user-zl1vf4me1p
    @user-zl1vf4me1p Рік тому +13

    saying "I invoke the fifth" is such a power move

  • @perunaa7194
    @perunaa7194 Рік тому +2

    "Sir you are under arrest"
    "I want to speak to my lawyer and also i invoke the 5th"
    "Alright who's your lawyer?"
    "..."
    "SIR WE NEED TO KNOW YOUR LAWYER"
    "..."

  • @pranavkonkimalla07
    @pranavkonkimalla07 Рік тому +1

    "You're Under Arrest"
    "One sec, let me call Saul"

  • @jav2K719
    @jav2K719 Рік тому +14

    "You are under arre- I invoke the fifth."

  • @valiantt4962
    @valiantt4962 Рік тому +33

    "Repeat after me.. This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed."

    • @sumitpathrabe3890
      @sumitpathrabe3890 Рік тому +5

      "This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed .....bitch"
      Jesse maybe season 2

    • @conraddejongh3898
      @conraddejongh3898 Рік тому

      ​@@sumitpathrabe3890salute nazi

  • @gogutzy
    @gogutzy Рік тому +1

    best life advice ever - anything you say can and will be used against you.

  • @user-dx5bc5bm1h
    @user-dx5bc5bm1h Рік тому +1

    "Sir you have an 30 person spree-" I want to speak to a lawyer.