Ignoring Your Brother’s Calls from Prison - Kiry Shabazz - Bill Burr Presents: The Ringers

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • Kiry Shabazz shares why he doesn’t always answer his brother’s phone calls from prison and reveals how a hot presenter derailed one of his high school assemblies. (Contains strong language.)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 370

  • @MrInfamousGamerz
    @MrInfamousGamerz 4 роки тому +1528

    “My brothers in prison”
    *audience dies of laughter*

    • @marionlewis741
      @marionlewis741 4 роки тому +87

      Ikr how they just laugh lol

    • @BIGGUYLILHORN
      @BIGGUYLILHORN 4 роки тому +11

      @@marionlewis741 laugh track... he's not THAT funny. I mean, he's ok, but not hysterical.

    • @flubsurfer4191
      @flubsurfer4191 4 роки тому +63

      Right... I literally said out loud “How is that funny?”

    • @LeahB31
      @LeahB31 4 роки тому +24

      DXPE CHEF Edits Ikr. I didn’t laugh, but reading your comment made me laugh because you acknowledged the insanity.

    • @derekbishop4892
      @derekbishop4892 4 роки тому +8

      Pathetic smh

  • @Consoneer
    @Consoneer 4 роки тому +368

    The DELIVERY was soooo gooooddd!!!!

  • @Erika-kw7ur
    @Erika-kw7ur Рік тому +36

    Why does this man not have an hour long special?! I need more of Kiry!

    • @mrpicky1868
      @mrpicky1868 8 місяців тому +1

      coming up with a good hour of material is hard. also usually its given to ppl who have already huge following. show bigness is a busyness first

  • @timpoolbeanie7527
    @timpoolbeanie7527 4 роки тому +94

    he has a beautiful smile you can tell he enjoys what he is doing .

    • @KS-COMEDY
      @KS-COMEDY 4 роки тому +7

      Thank u! We had so much fun on set - I'm glad it came thru in the performance

    • @vedangarekar1390
      @vedangarekar1390 3 роки тому +5

      @@KS-COMEDY Yo! The man's here really enjoyed your style man keep it up sir

  • @mja91352
    @mja91352 4 роки тому +73

    "Enjoying my Freedom." GREAT!!

    • @twintwo278
      @twintwo278 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dennismelody7399
    @dennismelody7399 4 роки тому +413

    Dude went into his barber with a picture of Bert from Sesame Street and said, "gimme this"

    • @music4thesoul491
      @music4thesoul491 4 роки тому +11

      Facts😂😂😂😂

    • @o2dr_temp_page239
      @o2dr_temp_page239 4 роки тому +12

      dennis melody this is why I read comments. Thank you sir! 😂

    • @christianlovely1500
      @christianlovely1500 4 роки тому +8

      Why am I laughing like this was a part of the set? ! 😆😆😆😂😂😂😂 Man this is like the funniest comment

    • @heavenlysenju9948
      @heavenlysenju9948 4 роки тому +6

      He look like that black kid of hey Arnold after 10 years of honey buns and fudge rounds.

    • @vypper
      @vypper 4 роки тому +3

      or maybe he just showed him a picture of a pineapple.

  • @Homerj1117
    @Homerj1117 4 роки тому +151

    "used to hit that crack rock, knock down everything movin"

  • @undr_guv_surv
    @undr_guv_surv 4 роки тому +386

    This dude sound like the homie. Thought it was Tahir at first

  • @bloodfilledchalice6662
    @bloodfilledchalice6662 4 роки тому +238

    WOW! I literally went to Jr. High with this guy! In Sacramento lol. I'm so psyched 😂😎

    • @BrokenNoah
      @BrokenNoah 4 роки тому +26

      So did anybody won the bidding though?

    • @aydee6223
      @aydee6223 4 роки тому +5

      Do you remember that sex Ed story

    • @kyndracrump
      @kyndracrump 4 роки тому

      What was he like in school?

    • @utruyoung6986
      @utruyoung6986 4 роки тому

      Me too.. wtf?

  • @neo_g0tmaback
    @neo_g0tmaback 2 роки тому +9

    “He got voted that year most likely to go down on a homeless woman “
    🤣🤣💀💀💀

  • @alexb8560
    @alexb8560 4 роки тому +40

    Great crowd

  • @majinhuey7682
    @majinhuey7682 3 роки тому +18

    My uncle calls from prison way too much. I felt that first bit 😂

  • @brifries619
    @brifries619 4 роки тому +10

    Dirt don't hurt!! That's quality right there

  • @oldheaddeuce2273
    @oldheaddeuce2273 4 роки тому +29

    aw man, from start to finish lololololol

  • @themaggattack
    @themaggattack 4 роки тому +5

    We all started shouting stuff out *putting our bid in* 🤣

  • @Abdullah_Chill
    @Abdullah_Chill 4 роки тому +21

    This dude had me laughing hard!!!!

  • @darcisw
    @darcisw 4 роки тому +17

    When he said his bro is in prison and has a CELL phone, I was waiting for a “no pun intended.” Hilarious routine.

  • @jscdragon
    @jscdragon 2 роки тому +3

    This is incredibly high praise, and may be premature, but something about his delivery and attitude seems very Patrice’esque. I look forward to seeing more from him.

  • @yt650
    @yt650 4 роки тому +152

    If his brother was in prison he should’ve had a “cell”phone, seems appropriate.

    • @MsMookalate
      @MsMookalate 4 роки тому +9

      I see what you did there😅😅😅😅

    • @nevaladder
      @nevaladder 4 роки тому +11

      That's why he's up there and you ain't. 😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️

    • @yt650
      @yt650 4 роки тому +3

      Неважно (Neva)
      Who is up where?

    • @kentbato6947
      @kentbato6947 4 роки тому +2

      Funny

    • @elmephisto1847
      @elmephisto1847 4 роки тому +3

      Bars

  • @StudMacher96
    @StudMacher96 2 роки тому +2

    This guys delivers is perfect man! 😂

  • @joestar6194
    @joestar6194 4 роки тому +7

    " My brother is in prison" followed by his and the crowd's laughing. Next joke: " I punched a dead baby in the face"

  • @devindelgrego4500
    @devindelgrego4500 4 роки тому +10

    The last few lines hahaha

  • @eton13_
    @eton13_ 4 роки тому +8

    1 minute in, beats of sweat already developed on his forehead, you know this guy has potential

    • @KS-COMEDY
      @KS-COMEDY 4 роки тому +2

      😂 Them stage lights ain't no joke

  • @3ikilee
    @3ikilee 2 роки тому +6

    My high school asked me to come back to talk to students when I was in college… but because my advice was “drink, smoke do whatever just be smart and don’t get caught” I think that’s probably why they never asked me back 😂

  • @sapointi
    @sapointi 4 роки тому +7

    Bruhhh first time watching this dude but damn is he funny im weak and just a few seconds in

  • @gmoney2769
    @gmoney2769 2 роки тому +2

    His friend is a true menace 😂😂

  • @Foshoko
    @Foshoko 4 роки тому +1

    I am dying. He is killing me

  • @oxithius_official
    @oxithius_official 4 роки тому +2

    Lmfao, this guy is funny as hell, killing delivery too

  • @Calilou52
    @Calilou52 4 роки тому +16

    I felt this on too much of a personal level 😂 going through the same sh**

  • @stackofficial8351
    @stackofficial8351 4 роки тому +2

    Thats my boy from Sacramento!!

  • @hoopvids3520
    @hoopvids3520 Рік тому

    “Your the one in time out”😂😂😂😂

  • @jakeramos5067
    @jakeramos5067 4 роки тому +3

    This is a man who loves his line of work

  • @kwenparadiso4749
    @kwenparadiso4749 3 роки тому +1

    Beautiful brother that stayed with a smile. Love this brother. 💯❤️✌🏿

  • @robertmallettebey941
    @robertmallettebey941 2 роки тому +1

    Excellent!

  • @lostie4998
    @lostie4998 4 роки тому +19

    My guy looking like a pineapple 😂

    • @GreenBanana675
      @GreenBanana675 4 роки тому +3

      The higher the hair, the closer to God 😂😜

    • @lostie4998
      @lostie4998 4 роки тому +1

      @@GreenBanana675 😂😂

    • @boujiebarbie3198
      @boujiebarbie3198 4 роки тому +1

      🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

    • @lostie4998
      @lostie4998 4 роки тому +1

      @@boujiebarbie3198 😂

    • @KS-COMEDY
      @KS-COMEDY 4 роки тому

      😎🍍

  • @ShusekiShihan
    @ShusekiShihan 3 роки тому +1

    That was a very good set! LMAO!

  • @bmartinssu
    @bmartinssu 4 роки тому +3

    The first 60 seconds.... 😂😂😂

  • @Nevernotpushing
    @Nevernotpushing 4 роки тому +2

    This was good

  • @JoeyWilliams89
    @JoeyWilliams89 2 роки тому

    Bruh made me spit my liquor out! Frfr

  • @l.v.santana6235
    @l.v.santana6235 Рік тому

    "Most likely to go down on a homeless woman" what a gem

  • @SarahSkinnyJeans
    @SarahSkinnyJeans 2 роки тому

    This is soooo relatable lol

  • @unclemitmit5778
    @unclemitmit5778 4 роки тому

    Lol this was good

  • @2gritty
    @2gritty 4 роки тому

    this a solid set bravo to the homie

  • @cyjames9741
    @cyjames9741 11 місяців тому

    Thought only me and my cousin said it like that ,"God made dirt, and dirt don't hurt. Put it in yo mouth n' it will work". Memories 😂

  • @InnaVitamina777
    @InnaVitamina777 2 роки тому

    Hilaaaaarious yo... this is my new favorite comedian♡

  • @willyespy7384
    @willyespy7384 4 роки тому +2

    That guy Is hilarious

  • @angelogarza6394
    @angelogarza6394 11 місяців тому

    Hood comedy the best🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @SuperWolfkin
    @SuperWolfkin 4 роки тому +1

    3:44 holy snap I think I know where this is going.

  • @fyodor_ivanovich
    @fyodor_ivanovich 4 роки тому +3

    Fine YT I’ll watch it.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 4 роки тому +2

    Thought no cell phones were allowed in prison.

    • @HorangiKJ
      @HorangiKJ 4 роки тому +1

      They have almost everything in prisons that you can get out here... except freedom.

  • @paulwharton1850
    @paulwharton1850 3 роки тому

    Truly incredible.

  • @En1gma1212
    @En1gma1212 Рік тому

    3:20 is that mark cuban

  • @christinajendro2858
    @christinajendro2858 2 роки тому

    Her mistake thinking dudes ain’t filthy😂😂😂

  • @NoCompEA
    @NoCompEA 3 роки тому

    i’m dying😂😂😂😂

  • @scottshepard1215
    @scottshepard1215 4 роки тому

    IM DEAD

  • @colbertjohnson7055
    @colbertjohnson7055 2 роки тому

    Thank you I thought it was just me that thought they call to much

  • @vic65i
    @vic65i 4 роки тому +1

    I like this guy

  • @hasseaouled6032
    @hasseaouled6032 4 роки тому

    Too funny.

  • @bigmacelemobi
    @bigmacelemobi 4 роки тому

    Shells shells shells shells 🤓

  • @SuperTtrooper
    @SuperTtrooper 4 роки тому

    Bruh next level snitchin

  • @jacobfitchett4484
    @jacobfitchett4484 4 роки тому +4

    This guys looks just like Tahir Moore 😂

  • @terrancekayton007
    @terrancekayton007 2 роки тому +1

    That audience laughed way to hard at “my brothers in prizon”

  • @messynate
    @messynate 4 роки тому +1

    This guy good

  • @Be1smaht
    @Be1smaht 3 роки тому

    Damn this boy funny

  • @shawnaoliver4538
    @shawnaoliver4538 4 роки тому

    hilarious!!!!

  • @ranndyburnside613
    @ranndyburnside613 4 роки тому

    Rollin

  • @tommyaudio
    @tommyaudio 4 роки тому +2

    did he just end it with some gospel rap!? (yes, he did ;)

  • @BxCortez2050
    @BxCortez2050 4 роки тому

    so phucken tru

  • @mhero9255
    @mhero9255 5 місяців тому

    "God made dirt. Dirt don't hurt whats up"

  • @Regulator01
    @Regulator01 4 роки тому +3

    Inmates aren’t supposed to be in possession of a cellphone. It’s a additional felony

    • @Regimeshifts
      @Regimeshifts 4 роки тому +4

      you must be fun at churches

    • @my_resume_is_a_bad_bitch4281
      @my_resume_is_a_bad_bitch4281 4 роки тому +3

      Actually most modern prisons do allow your family to buy you a prepaid phone. No joke.

    • @my_resume_is_a_bad_bitch4281
      @my_resume_is_a_bad_bitch4281 4 роки тому +3

      Of course they store it for you so you can't keep it in your cell.

    • @HorangiKJ
      @HorangiKJ 4 роки тому +2

      @2300 Slatt i think he a cop, bro. Look at his profile picture.

    • @Regulator01
      @Regulator01 4 роки тому +1

      2300 Slatt I work in the prison 👍😁

  • @coolmill7955
    @coolmill7955 2 роки тому

    This my nigga right here

  • @shedydee4962
    @shedydee4962 4 роки тому

    He is good

  • @demonshaz
    @demonshaz 4 роки тому

    Respect

  • @BeaverBro123
    @BeaverBro123 4 роки тому +3

    IDEK why but he reminds me of Ron Funches...

  • @SHEandITpodcast1
    @SHEandITpodcast1 3 роки тому +1

    They can get cellphones in prison?

  • @KC16A6
    @KC16A6 4 роки тому +1

    hahahah excellent, and I'm French.

  • @cinnamonQ
    @cinnamonQ 4 роки тому

    Ouuuuu teddy bear & he FUUUNNY😩🤤

  • @kui_maina
    @kui_maina 4 роки тому

    Oh dear ...pure lols

  • @destinyharris5042
    @destinyharris5042 4 роки тому

    Ahahahahah😂

  • @kmyers9642
    @kmyers9642 4 роки тому

    🤣🤣

  • @iamyourmaster.6795
    @iamyourmaster.6795 4 роки тому

    Lol

  • @zstork
    @zstork 4 роки тому

    He was pretty good.

  • @SuperDon114
    @SuperDon114 Рік тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @walterjackson-heron4776
    @walterjackson-heron4776 4 роки тому

    Lmmmaaaaoooooo

  • @Keezie27
    @Keezie27 4 роки тому

    Funny dude

  • @vedangarekar1390
    @vedangarekar1390 3 роки тому

    Those were the glory days...hmmm

  • @MelBee128
    @MelBee128 4 роки тому

    He got a cell phone in prison?? How do they monitor the calls??

  • @billistikfindlay1692
    @billistikfindlay1692 4 роки тому +1

    Right I fucking love bill burr, and this guy is fucking great, but after funny people I get suspicious of ghost righting.
    This guys materiel sounds like the burr man put it together

  • @roxasreturns2183
    @roxasreturns2183 4 роки тому +6

    Hears the two words together "gospel rap".
    Nope.

  • @arist1198
    @arist1198 4 роки тому

    💀

  • @sunniallwein86
    @sunniallwein86 4 роки тому

    🤣🤭😅

  • @poopiepantsmcgee456
    @poopiepantsmcgee456 4 роки тому

    😂😂😂

  • @nevaladder
    @nevaladder 4 роки тому +2208

    "I went outside, ran my fingers through blades of grass... Picked a few daffodils... Helped a baby bird back in its nest." 😂😂😂😂

    • @CrazyAl1991
      @CrazyAl1991 4 роки тому +21

      I laughed so hard to that joke xD

    • @716tg3
      @716tg3 4 роки тому +4

      Неважно (Neva) we all are on board that the hypothetical fallen bird is dead rn ,correct ? Jus checking 😂

    • @patricemarie2960
      @patricemarie2960 4 роки тому +6

      Time out .... good stuff! ....

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 4 роки тому +4

      🤣 that was COLD! 😂

    • @thekabn
      @thekabn 4 роки тому +2

      Thats an old joke from the 90's.. I heard a comedian say it before. In fact, I think it was DL..

  • @rawuncut6890
    @rawuncut6890 4 роки тому +731

    "But now I'm saved😔"
    😂😂😂

    • @HeronMarkedBlade-ef7zz
      @HeronMarkedBlade-ef7zz 4 роки тому +39

      And married...

    • @dtowndon4695
      @dtowndon4695 4 роки тому +2

      Raw & Uncut I stay seeing yo comments 😂

    • @rawuncut6890
      @rawuncut6890 4 роки тому +5

      @@dtowndon4695 lmao. I be everywhere on UA-cam

    • @devonlopez9591
      @devonlopez9591 4 роки тому +2

      Dude He said that just as I read it and it was worth mentioning I feel like..

    • @huuuugd775
      @huuuugd775 4 роки тому

      Most people don't know what a spirit is, or what it ultimately means to embrace one or the other. I've lived to an older age than I ever imagined I would, when I was little and pretty. Psalm 28:1 means more to me now than looking for "hypocrites" to rag on, just so I can feel smart and superior. Only a few years, and you will all feel the same. We're on a big learning curve on this choice planet of Earth, so it's understandable how those on the haven't-learned-much-yet end of it are showing their susceptibility to deception...

  • @endingignorance8345
    @endingignorance8345 4 роки тому +806

    "Make it rain on a collection basket" was so slept on 💀😂😂

  • @coolguy0291
    @coolguy0291 4 роки тому +644

    That was a really solid stand-up set

    • @AngelekaL
      @AngelekaL 4 роки тому

      coolguy0291 it truly is!

    • @huuuugd775
      @huuuugd775 4 роки тому

      @@AngelekaL Why? It was full of cussing and pride. Those spirits create blind spots, so that good and bad get mixed up. At least he knew when to feel confused...now all he has to do is make up his mind to CHOOSE...

    • @kvlen5767
      @kvlen5767 4 роки тому +5

      Huuuug! (:D imagine being so full of bullshit that you can’t handle a comedy set

    • @murdock6143
      @murdock6143 4 роки тому +13

      @@huuuugd775 maybe go watch Christian comedy

    • @ghost_strucid6579
      @ghost_strucid6579 2 роки тому +4

      @@huuuugd775 go watch Christian stuff

  • @keyman1969b
    @keyman1969b 4 роки тому +325

    This guy lmfao!!! I went outside....ran my hand thru some grass.... ahahahaha

  • @dumpsterjedi6148
    @dumpsterjedi6148 4 роки тому +381

    Bill Burr knows how to pick great comics, glad he's giving them a platform.

  • @yupp561
    @yupp561 4 роки тому +98

    "Don't question me you're the one on time out" 😅😅

  • @Lollita23
    @Lollita23 4 роки тому +125

    More from this guy please!😂

    • @eezy.knewsome
      @eezy.knewsome 2 роки тому

      New ten minute set up if you search his name