I Tried To Survive On Army Rations For A Week

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  • Опубліковано 30 лис 2024

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  • @shuriken708
    @shuriken708 3 роки тому +486

    Callum has just made everyone’s Sunday night 10x better

    • @thebeautifulgame5330
      @thebeautifulgame5330 3 роки тому +7

      Quite hard for me being a Man Utd fan. Beat city and Liverpool lost this is the only thing that could make it any better

    • @meatball5336
      @meatball5336 3 роки тому +2

      Hell yeah

    • @Alexander_Morgan1899
      @Alexander_Morgan1899 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @dr.luthersan3064
      @dr.luthersan3064 3 роки тому +2

      Football: the morons sport of choice

    • @thebeautifulgame5330
      @thebeautifulgame5330 3 роки тому +3

      @@dr.luthersan3064 Callum is a Blackburn Rovers fan... Are you saying that the very person you are sat watching now is a moron?

  • @Ashton_257
    @Ashton_257 3 роки тому +935

    Hey callum do surviving on just rustlers. Alpha E suggested this

    • @Adam-nk6ty
      @Adam-nk6ty 3 роки тому +38

      Id fucking love to see this

    • @Ashton_257
      @Ashton_257 3 роки тому +14

      @@Adam-nk6ty thank alpha e for the great idea

    • @gromitx1682
      @gromitx1682 3 роки тому +3

      Me roo

    • @gromitx1682
      @gromitx1682 3 роки тому +8

      @@Alphae21 how the fuck do you have 1k comments on this channel

    • @mattws5784
      @mattws5784 3 роки тому +11

      That meat tastes like aids!

  • @callumscornerstreammoments9490
    @callumscornerstreammoments9490 3 роки тому +425

    52 minutes of Callum’s corner, absolutely magnificent

  • @Malkin8
    @Malkin8 3 роки тому +623

    Omg! 50 minutes! Callums Corner - The Movie!?!??

    • @genralbloke1204
      @genralbloke1204 3 роки тому +7

      hello malkin

    • @Malkin8
      @Malkin8 3 роки тому +4

      @@genralbloke1204 Hello

    • @shade8933
      @shade8933 3 роки тому +20

      50 minutes straight to the wank bank

    • @HighasWuTang
      @HighasWuTang 3 роки тому +13

      @@shade8933 amen

    • @UltimateGrabber
      @UltimateGrabber 3 роки тому +8

      @@shade8933 let's be real no one would last past the godly ayup

  • @august25th38
    @august25th38 3 роки тому +147

    "In a normal day I'd have 10-15 cups of tea", theres no surprise your have problems with your arse Callum 😂😂

  • @hat7733
    @hat7733 3 роки тому +264

    who gets drunk and orders army rations? callum.

  • @thomaslevy7372
    @thomaslevy7372 3 роки тому +145

    This man really contemplated giving his mother a pack of tissues as a birthday gift.

    • @jackb824
      @jackb824 3 роки тому +20

      He cares for her, having Callum as your son is the real birthday gift

    • @arooppo7634
      @arooppo7634 3 роки тому +5

      Fully I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

  • @dextercooke9563
    @dextercooke9563 3 роки тому +118

    I drunkenly order 7 days of army rations the most honest man on the planet

  • @oak1428
    @oak1428 3 роки тому +77

    Callum truly is a biscuit dunking connoisseur, snapped that ginger biscuit into two perfect, identical halves. The height of sophistication.

  • @AJP123
    @AJP123 3 роки тому +123

    He's Got the Moves, He's Got the Grooves, and Now He Needs Pills to Poo..

  • @Malkin8
    @Malkin8 3 роки тому +280

    I Tried To Survive On Army Rations For A Week?
    More like: How I Destroyed My Arse In A Week

  • @calebharris7568
    @calebharris7568 3 роки тому +66

    Dog: *shits in Callum's food*
    Callum: "Well, beggars can't be choosers"

  • @mr.100rupees3
    @mr.100rupees3 3 роки тому +45

    Remember that ration packs are for when soldiers aren't at a base with kitchens

    • @Crazed-oi3bs
      @Crazed-oi3bs 3 роки тому +9

      yea and packs include breakfast and lunch

    • @curt6926
      @curt6926 3 роки тому +1

      Yes and are very active

    • @liquidwheeltorque3526
      @liquidwheeltorque3526 3 роки тому +4

      Wow you followed me from bald and bankrupt to Callum’s corner you really do stalk people Mr 100 rupees

    • @Crazed-oi3bs
      @Crazed-oi3bs 3 роки тому +1

      @@liquidwheeltorque3526 Soviet

    • @louisbeerreviews8964
      @louisbeerreviews8964 2 роки тому

      @@Crazed-oi3bs no

  • @BoxingExclusive
    @BoxingExclusive 3 роки тому +76

    This is what’s caused Callum’s constipation

    • @firstnamelastname5048
      @firstnamelastname5048 3 роки тому +4

      I wish he did a meme review while constipated

    • @jackb824
      @jackb824 3 роки тому +11

      @@firstnamelastname5048 “I can barely bloody shit and you’re making me watch this rubbish” 😂

  • @setoerl1127
    @setoerl1127 3 роки тому +35

    21:10 POV: your friend asks for a sip of your Capri sun at school

    • @pineapplesodah
      @pineapplesodah 9 місяців тому

      I was that friend, and I’d do it again in a heartbeat

  • @I_Mark_Mills
    @I_Mark_Mills 3 роки тому +24

    British army rations are pretty good, actually. Only bad thing about them is everything either makes you shit immediately or constipates you. Many will have heard of biscuit browns...
    My favourite thing in the packs were something called oatmeal blocks. I'd get peanut butter from recruits that didn't like it and cover those chunky biscuits in it. Divine.
    Edit: And yeah, usually a 24hr pack would have 3 meals (including 1 desert), 3 snacks and some drinks. Tea, coffee and energy drink. Not sure why each of your packs only has 1 meal in it

  • @mumbus1180
    @mumbus1180 3 роки тому +19

    50 minutes of the corner? absolutely brilliant!

  • @nathanielray2868
    @nathanielray2868 3 роки тому +67

    Callum really saying he cant survive on one meal a day when he's just done a weekend of water fasting

    • @Max-rn3eb
      @Max-rn3eb Рік тому +1

      spacing out a meals worth of food over a whole day is way more unpleasant than eating it all in one go later or not eating at all.

    • @sylvianiac
      @sylvianiac Рік тому +2

      ngl i’m with him here, would rather have nothing at all than tease myself with one meal

  • @jackb824
    @jackb824 3 роки тому +5

    “My arse is broken” big up the corner, you will get through this Callum

  • @Ashton_257
    @Ashton_257 3 роки тому +39

    The army have 24 hour MREs for the whole day obviously and those were the standard meals

    • @sbyle5969
      @sbyle5969 3 роки тому +4

      Correct, and they honestly aren’t that bad. They are packed with calories. We use beyond the beaten track for our 24hr MREs

    • @Ashton_257
      @Ashton_257 3 роки тому

      @@sbyle5969 I know some US military guys and they just strip them down on the field and take out the good stuff and they're set for hours.

    • @sbyle5969
      @sbyle5969 3 роки тому +2

      @@Ashton_257 absolutely! I’m the sausage and beans breakfast, the beans contain a laxative, so for convenience we take the sausage out and have a few beans and supplement the protein with peanut butter. Honestly there is only one lunch that I despise and that is Mexican style tuna pasta that is dreadful 😂

    • @Ashton_257
      @Ashton_257 3 роки тому

      @@sbyle5969 theres was one menu and it was supposedly cooked chicken without a heating element and it was fucking raw as Gordon Ramsey would say.

    • @cheesepizza5139
      @cheesepizza5139 3 роки тому +2

      @@sbyle5969 u have no idea I’m sitting here telling people how decent the packs actually r but the sausages and beans and tai chicken curry are good

  • @cornovii3012
    @cornovii3012 3 роки тому +50

    They are not one day packs, they are one meal packs.

    • @pringleaddict5827
      @pringleaddict5827 3 роки тому +5

      I mean the whole day version is like 4000 calories ahah

    • @thememe986
      @thememe986 5 місяців тому

      Correct, and the us ones are too.

    • @MarsDeity
      @MarsDeity 4 місяці тому +1

      there's 2 types of ration packs, the 24 hour ration pack and the 12 hour one. Callum got the 12 hour one which was mainly used for soldiers on shooting ranges

  • @Ben-zg4vg
    @Ben-zg4vg 3 роки тому +25

    This video is longer than the filthy daegos stream highlights of the last few days lol

  • @finlay1186
    @finlay1186 3 роки тому +48

    This is like Callum’s corner the movie

  • @akhiosas
    @akhiosas 3 роки тому +32

    cheeky cal is preparing to get departed to Afghanistan

  • @thomasrogers4480
    @thomasrogers4480 3 роки тому +42

    He went almost an hour without saying the word spazmoid... Impressive

  • @slowjoe0485
    @slowjoe0485 3 роки тому +30

    The challenge that broke the corner's back

  • @Jaidon56
    @Jaidon56 3 роки тому +31

    If your using British army rations if you get chewing gum it's a laxative

    • @cheesepizza5139
      @cheesepizza5139 3 роки тому +6

      That can’t be true when I was in the cadets we had these exact pouches but just the 24 hour ones and the food is made too stop you from defecating so when your out on mission you don’t need to go

    • @777-e1p
      @777-e1p 3 роки тому +7

      @@cheesepizza5139 so it would make sense that you keep the chewing gum on your person so at the end of the day you can evacuate your bowels after keeping it in all day? The whole MRE is designed to be constipating so you aren’t caught short it would make sense that there’s something in there that could undo the process so you can empty your ass lol

    • @cheesepizza5139
      @cheesepizza5139 3 роки тому

      @@777-e1p yeah but when we where on camp we guilts out shelter and had too stay there in the forest through the night so there was really no use for it plus the smell can give away your position to the enemy

    • @777-e1p
      @777-e1p 3 роки тому +13

      @@cheesepizza5139 how nuclear are your shits that the enemy could use the smell of them to track down your campsite from miles out?

    • @boggy61
      @boggy61 3 роки тому +1

      @@777-e1p lol

  • @ponymalone3636
    @ponymalone3636 3 роки тому +15

    Is this the first Callum’s corner feature length film?

  • @aaaaaasafafasfasfasfsaa11
    @aaaaaasafafasfasfasfsaa11 3 роки тому +30

    *Callum is a god*

  • @benbastianiartmusic1421
    @benbastianiartmusic1421 3 роки тому +18

    Callum, can you do a how to defend yourself against snobs video?

  • @NoaGlyn
    @NoaGlyn 3 роки тому +32

    1 dislike, well that’s from Ian Moore

  • @maxloraine1605
    @maxloraine1605 3 роки тому +2

    Literally just watched his past Army rations video, love it Callum!

  • @JW-zr4ju
    @JW-zr4ju 3 роки тому +10

    48:23 you can see the worry in Lenny's eyes. He's like, "Who the fuck is this guy talking to?"

  • @bikerdude
    @bikerdude 3 роки тому +2

    Loved the video Callum! Looked hard and looked tough but a win for the army rations! Unlucky lad

  • @Matli1804
    @Matli1804 3 роки тому +33

    You don’t have to complete every challenge everyone fails sometimes

    • @megarostar2277
      @megarostar2277 3 роки тому +3

      but an alpha male does not loose

    • @YegoYTP
      @YegoYTP 3 роки тому +2

      @@megarostar2277 callum hasn't been very alpha recently. The beta in him is showing. An alpha male doesn't get constipated. An alpha male would get the poo out even if it doesn't seem possible.

  • @GanzotheSecond
    @GanzotheSecond 3 роки тому +6

    cal knows a spunky texture when he feels one

  • @celino9706
    @celino9706 3 роки тому +8

    i don’t think callum understands that army soldiers also have flasks of water so he isn’t always dehydrated

  • @august25th38
    @august25th38 3 роки тому +2

    Callum is genuinely the most genuine man on the internet

  • @ragegamer21p14
    @ragegamer21p14 3 роки тому +2

    FINALLY THE VIDEO WE’VE ALL WAITED FOR. PLEASE UPLOAD MORE!

  • @henryjsteen2166
    @henryjsteen2166 3 роки тому +33

    Can we all acknowledge that Callum casually said he has 10-15 cups of tea.

    • @zorls
      @zorls 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr I the second I heard him say that my jaw dropped. 😂
      A day aswell.

    • @masterbates342
      @masterbates342 2 роки тому

      I have 0 a day

    • @WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou
      @WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou Рік тому +1

      Most I've had in a Day was 6 Cups. Man must have a Caffene Addiction.

    • @alexw8617
      @alexw8617 10 місяців тому

      honestly i do believe it, he goes for a tea break every like 20 mins on stream

  • @BradleyJaques-bradjj
    @BradleyJaques-bradjj 3 роки тому +4

    You know there will be many many YTP’s from this and much memery to come.

  • @Razwan_az
    @Razwan_az 3 роки тому +24

    No way almost a whole hour of Callum?

  • @archiepreston6503
    @archiepreston6503 3 роки тому +3

    Callum my man. Those rations aren't meant to be eaten for an extended period but bloody well done for lasting as long as you did.

  • @padb1973
    @padb1973 3 роки тому +8

    They didnt send you any proper breakfast packs, send the buggers back

    • @connor9568
      @connor9568 3 роки тому +4

      OH SEND THE BUGGERS BACK, SEND THE BUGGERS BACK

  • @GameofRubik
    @GameofRubik 3 роки тому +8

    Crisp “Ayup” there Cal. 9.2/10

  • @kyleallen1646
    @kyleallen1646 3 роки тому +1

    This has really put my mind off going back college tomorrow
    Thanks cal x

  • @alexlong507
    @alexlong507 3 роки тому +9

    1 hour long Callum’s corner vid let’s goooooo

  • @davidbull3628
    @davidbull3628 3 роки тому

    This is the content I needed my Monday night is sorted thanks mate!

  • @Mattsson951
    @Mattsson951 3 роки тому +4

    More hotel reviews would be 🔥🔥 callum!

  • @meatball5336
    @meatball5336 3 роки тому +6

    Love your content so much, man. Please never quit. You do NOT want your followers to flood to Amy's channel! I mean I don't think her channel is even known right now but can you imagine?? You're the best. Stay well.

  • @nickkolef9476
    @nickkolef9476 3 роки тому +1

    "Lets crack open these nuts", didn't know you were into that Cal, good video!

  • @sixofdevils6964
    @sixofdevils6964 3 роки тому +30

    "Who doesn't love a good nut?" -Callum Adams 2021

  • @joe-sb4xl
    @joe-sb4xl 3 роки тому +4

    Calum’s corner the most iconic UA-camr going legend 👑

  • @adesportgt
    @adesportgt 3 роки тому +3

    Great video! You should try surviving on recommended serving size for 24 hours

  • @bigmanpablo5592
    @bigmanpablo5592 3 роки тому +1

    Good to see my G Callum is still about 👍

  • @blurbthealien2126
    @blurbthealien2126 3 роки тому +4

    cal knows what a hint of spunkeyness tastes like 🤨

  • @honestopinions3504
    @honestopinions3504 Рік тому +2

    I was in the army and the ration packs were often nicer than the food you get in the scoff house

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 3 роки тому +3

    _Callum Eats Army Food: The Motion Picture_ A Gene Roddenberry production, of a Robert Wise film.

  • @Ben-zg4vg
    @Ben-zg4vg 3 роки тому +7

    Send Tha Buggers Back ‼️‼️

  • @christianwassenius3201
    @christianwassenius3201 3 роки тому +1

    Back again with another challenge! Keep it up!

  • @agent48
    @agent48 3 роки тому +6

    Cal you should do only eating ICA operative rations next; my friend Agent 47 did it and found it easy.

  • @alexoalex2
    @alexoalex2 3 роки тому

    Amazing!! Great efforts. Thanks for spending your time creating this !!

  • @waabuje
    @waabuje 3 роки тому +7

    52 minutes of callums corner could this day get any better?

  • @Lo24775
    @Lo24775 3 роки тому +11

    Is someone gonna tell him that the tissues are for his nose?

  • @callumscornerstreammoments9490
    @callumscornerstreammoments9490 3 роки тому

    Loved this, one of your best videos mate.

  • @kieranmead8692
    @kieranmead8692 3 роки тому

    Thanks for the hard work on these videos cal especially through lockdown

  • @firstnamelastname5048
    @firstnamelastname5048 3 роки тому +4

    Callum should of done a meme review while constipated

  • @fieldmarshalaloysius9907
    @fieldmarshalaloysius9907 3 роки тому +3

    Callum when lockdown is over you should go to armourgeddon, it’s a place you can go to drive actual tanks and they have tank paintballing, I think you’d enjoy it! :)

  • @Cheese-nw9qy
    @Cheese-nw9qy 3 роки тому +2

    I thought this channel was just a meme but it’s actually good

  • @garimarshmallow
    @garimarshmallow 3 роки тому +4

    We’ve been blessed with a 52 min callum video.

  • @Yamezzzz
    @Yamezzzz 3 роки тому +28

    Whenever we're out in the field, there's always so many drink sachets and drink packets leftover, they give you so many.
    And pal, you get a packet of tissues every day, not just one haha it's more than enough. Never seen the halal chicken and the "meat sticks" one though. Can't believe you never got a single baked beans and sausages meal... You've been robbed ;_:

  • @xx8arn3ybeastxx55
    @xx8arn3ybeastxx55 3 роки тому +1

    I love you, such a spirit lifter :)

  • @Zachymcsmacky
    @Zachymcsmacky 3 роки тому +9

    Video idea: 7 days without using hot water

    • @apmaaron3730
      @apmaaron3730 3 роки тому

      That would be kind of easy
      All it is, is no nice showers and no coffee and maybe limited on some foods but it's not too hard

    • @Zachymcsmacky
      @Zachymcsmacky 3 роки тому

      @@apmaaron3730 No central heating in cold months also

  • @Frogre_
    @Frogre_ 3 роки тому +10

    You most likely got constipation coz of your reduced intake of caffeine since you said you have multiple teas a day normally

  • @mcbenman1793
    @mcbenman1793 3 роки тому +3

    12:38 FINALLY! Callum did it.
    A KETTLE REVEAL!

  • @markopazlo
    @markopazlo 3 роки тому +4

    You should do the Ian Moore challenge next, 7 days food in an afternoon

  • @armandelmarie519
    @armandelmarie519 3 роки тому +1

    Callum be making a block buster feature length film here

  • @Dottol-
    @Dottol- 3 роки тому +4

    It's like he's just us gifted with an early Easter present

  • @erinstadden9833
    @erinstadden9833 3 роки тому +1

    HAPPY CALLUMS BACK YAYY love your videos Callum I have watched them all

  • @gabekeane1976
    @gabekeane1976 3 роки тому +1

    A hour long Callum video,perfection

  • @ryankettle7644
    @ryankettle7644 3 роки тому +7

    Callum. The biscuits are made to make you constipated

    • @zorls
      @zorls 3 роки тому

      What's the point in that.

  • @fourtoon1397
    @fourtoon1397 3 роки тому +4

    52 minutes of Callum's Corner goodness..

  • @NightEagle256
    @NightEagle256 3 роки тому

    Nice to see the return of the challenges! Big up Cal

  • @morrisman4761
    @morrisman4761 3 роки тому +9

    He did MRE a few years ago but acts like he’s never done it

  • @doughalboyes3254
    @doughalboyes3254 3 роки тому +12

    Well that’s going in the memes: 50:30

    • @zorls
      @zorls 3 роки тому

      😂

  • @johnnevin7320
    @johnnevin7320 3 роки тому +1

    CAL, I LOVE DOING WILD FOOD FORAGING! I’D LOVE FOR YOU TO DO A CHALLENGE ON THAT!

  • @itsalexbruh95
    @itsalexbruh95 3 роки тому +1

    "it's very viscousy, hints of spunkiness to it"
    Much experience with that have we Callum?

  • @harryhill3830
    @harryhill3830 3 роки тому +4

    Callum: *chewing*
    Me*sitting with anticipation*
    Callum: yeah it’s decent, it’ll keep me going

  • @sirjimmysaville1203
    @sirjimmysaville1203 3 роки тому

    Liverpool lost to Fulham today so I needed this thanks kinky Calum 🙏🏼

  • @TheJackalope121
    @TheJackalope121 3 роки тому

    Dw Callum’s we all have our nicks and dinks, don’t put your own health at risk too much just for a video, we all know you’re a mad lad alpha male 💪🏿

  • @unofficialleeds9084
    @unofficialleeds9084 3 роки тому

    absolute world class ayup there Cal, love to see it

  • @owenjolley351
    @owenjolley351 3 роки тому +4

    This has to be one of the longest videos you have ever done (which isn’t a livestream).

  • @Ryan1106K
    @Ryan1106K 3 роки тому +2

    We NEED a sequel to the £7 hotel room

  • @sethpmartin
    @sethpmartin 3 роки тому +1

    These videos get me through the pandemic

  • @WackoZ101
    @WackoZ101 3 роки тому

    Well done Callum for pushing yourself to do this challenge! Was awesome to witness

  • @Alexander_Morgan1899
    @Alexander_Morgan1899 3 роки тому

    Love this Callum ! Made my week more vids like this pls

  • @Digster108
    @Digster108 3 роки тому +4

    woah 52 minutes, you weren't lying about this video in the streams

  • @owenhanson-green8883
    @owenhanson-green8883 3 роки тому +2

    When's the next fan mail video I loved that one

  • @Tom-om9bg
    @Tom-om9bg 3 роки тому +4

    Can’t wait to watch this one tonight

  • @bwillzy
    @bwillzy Рік тому

    Don't know if ur taking the piss or just naturally funny but you crack me up 😂..