EVERY N64 Game Ranked From Worst To Best

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  • Опубліковано 15 чер 2024
  • No, seriously. For real. We actually did this. We ranked and reviewed every single North American Nintendo 64 game from worst to best. Beat this, GQ, or, MrBeast, or whoever.
    Back to telling you why they should put Obama in Fortnite next week
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    0:00 - 4:48 Intro
    4:48 - 11:14 THE BOTTOM 10
    11:14 - 14:01 291 - 270
    14:01 - 16:11 269 - 257
    16:11 - 18:15 256 - 249
    18:15 - 19:40 248 - 245
    19:40 - 21:46 244 - 230
    21:46 - 23:07 229 - 227
    23:07 - 26:16 226 - 195
    26:16 - 27:51 194 - 183
    27:51 - 29:47 182 - 168
    29:47 - 31:37 167 - 150
    31:37 - 33:15 149 - 146
    33:15 - 35:22 INTERMISSION
    35:22 - 37:18 145 - 128
    37:18 - 39:12 127 - 119
    39:12 - 40:55 118 - 113
    40:55 - 42:37 112 - 97
    42:37 - 44:07 96 - 92
    44:07 - 45:48 91 - 78
    45:48 - 47:13 77 - 72
    47:13 - 48:47 71 - 58
    48:47 - 50:44 57 - 56
    50:44 - 51:55 55 - 52
    51:55 - 53:44 51 - 47
    53:44 - 56:06 46 - 33
    56:06 - 57:34 32 - 25
    57:34 - 59:45 24 - 15
    59:45 - 1:00:49 14 - 11
    1:00:49 - 1:13:57 THE TOP 10
    1:13:57 - 1:16:01 THE END
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  • @HardDriveMag
    @HardDriveMag  6 місяців тому +28

    We LOVE getting told how wrong we are in the comments - in fact we love it so much that we did this again for the Dreamcast; ua-cam.com/video/C1-D5YUI4HU/v-deo.html

    • @paulwoodford1984
      @paulwoodford1984 6 місяців тому +4

      Negativity is always entertaining. lol. It’s all subjective and all quite trivial isn’t it at the end of the day.

    • @DeanofSmoking
      @DeanofSmoking 6 місяців тому +2

      lol. ill watch that next.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 6 місяців тому

      @@paulwoodford1984 _You're_ trivial at the end of the day!
      Sorry, I don't know where that came from.

    • @donnybrook9455
      @donnybrook9455 6 місяців тому

      You're good sports, I still play my n64 almost daily and although I don't agree with the whole list I appreciate that you made it

    • @playstationportal4131
      @playstationportal4131 5 місяців тому +3

      When you referenced quake players hunched over a keyboard trying to invent speed running, I clocked out.
      Dude you are either uneducated or trying to be toxic.

  • @DunnCarnage
    @DunnCarnage Рік тому +505

    As soon as you announced Rayman 2 I just spent the rest of the list going "theres no way that's better than rayman 2"

    • @juice17776
      @juice17776 Рік тому +32

      Glover is better than Rayman 2 LMAO

    • @hosseruk
      @hosseruk Рік тому +38

      Yeah, the ordering is completely indefensible for many, many reasons. The genuinely underrated hidden gem Mission Impossible below Virtual Chess? Please.

    • @AgentAlmost
      @AgentAlmost Рік тому +10

      It looks like they played these on an emulator. Which makes sense since it would be much harder to find every single physical cart. But some good games emulate poorly. Or don't play well with a keyboard or standard pc gamepad.

    • @TP3200
      @TP3200 Рік тому +6

      Same here, but for Tetrisphere.
      It was fun how many great games weren't even close to the top 100. Considering the scope of listing this many games, it makes sense.

    • @nicholaswalter4209
      @nicholaswalter4209 11 місяців тому +6

      Bro I did it with south park rally at 288 lmao

  • @coolgreek79
    @coolgreek79 10 місяців тому +298

    You actually ranked Wheel of Fortune higher than TUROK 2? That's when i realised that you organised your list randomly.

    • @andrewdyke5561
      @andrewdyke5561 8 місяців тому +21

      Yeah thats insame

    • @Selgeron
      @Selgeron 8 місяців тому +39

      These people didn't play 99% of these and just randomized them all and then stuck the ones they knew into the list.

    • @TobeyStarburst
      @TobeyStarburst 8 місяців тому

      You?

    • @riftshredder5438
      @riftshredder5438 8 місяців тому

      I actually played Wheel of Fortune, the game not the actual game show, it is a pretty good game if you're a fan of the show

    • @growapairandstopwhining6645
      @growapairandstopwhining6645 8 місяців тому +5

      I was thinking the same thing. There's quite a few games that should have been in the top 50 that were in like the 150 and lower range

  • @Scrubber89
    @Scrubber89 8 місяців тому +458

    Banjo-Tooie at 115 and some of the choices that are above it... absolutely absurd.

    • @johnellis9281
      @johnellis9281 7 місяців тому +18

      No way is Superman only the 3rd worst game, and monster truck actually had fun multiplayer.

    • @nightwishpower
      @nightwishpower 7 місяців тому +11

      banjo is overrated

    • @Skunkmonkk
      @Skunkmonkk 7 місяців тому

      115?! Shit list.

    • @captaindestruction9332
      @captaindestruction9332 7 місяців тому +30

      @@nightwishpowerits one if the first solid 3D platformers with great physics and music. Definitely not overrated especially compared to what’s considered the best 3D platformers of the time.

    • @007GoldenLion
      @007GoldenLion 7 місяців тому +8

      When it came out it was fabtastic, but it has aged way worse than Banjo Kazooie

  • @jimmyt7233
    @jimmyt7233 8 місяців тому +250

    How is F-Zero X not even top 50? It's one of the handful of 64 games that still holds up really well. Top 10 imo

    • @altermann1991
      @altermann1991 8 місяців тому +31

      This and Mario Kart not even being in the Top 30 are the weirdest choices to me.

    • @nemesisnine3297
      @nemesisnine3297 8 місяців тому +1

      List is made by a f.a.g. that's why

    • @riftshredder5438
      @riftshredder5438 8 місяців тому +3

      It's probably because they are comparing it to GX

    • @grantpotter9877
      @grantpotter9877 8 місяців тому +2

      Because the f-zero games are not good games

    • @PhilipCarroll64
      @PhilipCarroll64 8 місяців тому +15

      ​@@grantpotter9877I disagree. They knocked it out of the park with F Zero X

  • @thetransavenger
    @thetransavenger Рік тому +283

    I'll be honest this list feels like after they decided a top 10 and bottom 5 they just pulled games out a hat and that's where they where listed

    • @emospider-man6498
      @emospider-man6498 9 місяців тому +30

      It seems like they're just judging old 3D games by modern aesthetics. Like sure, it looks crappy now, but some of these games like Turok 2 were awesome at the time. That was a friday night party favourite. There's no way Turok 2 is worse than Turok 1 or Bomberman 64.

    • @tiglionabbit
      @tiglionabbit 9 місяців тому

      Idk man, Bomberman 64 is pretty awesome. I played the multiplayer a ton back in the day and I still enjoy it to this day. I like the story mode too. Bomberman 64 is super unique, not like any other Bomberman game. I'd personally put it in my top 5 games for the system.@@emospider-man6498​

    • @shaun8062
      @shaun8062 8 місяців тому

      @@emospider-man6498 Their list sucks ass. These guys did a terrible job ranking these games as if they've never actually played them before and the speaker is annoying AF.

    • @1337Atreyu
      @1337Atreyu 8 місяців тому +22

      Agreed. As soon as they put Shadows of the Empire so low I lost a lot of faith in the list.

    • @peacefulclipper
      @peacefulclipper 8 місяців тому

      True

  • @ellaellaeheheh
    @ellaellaeheheh 10 місяців тому +81

    I'm convinced this list was made by A.I with the input detailed as "make a list of every n64 game that'll piss everyone off".

    • @shouryuuken4147
      @shouryuuken4147 6 місяців тому +5

      I tried doing that but OpenAI won't accept this query, i.e. making a list that pisses everyone off. But here's a list of what it thinks to be the best N64 games:
      Super Mario 64
      The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
      GoldenEye 007
      Mario Kart 64
      The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
      Banjo-Kazooie
      Perfect Dark
      Super Smash Bros.
      Star Fox 64
      Paper Mario
      Diddy Kong Racing
      Conker's Bad Fur Day
      Mario Party 2
      1080° Snowboarding
      Wave Race 64
      Pokemon Snap
      Donkey Kong 64
      Mario Tennis
      F-Zero X
      Resident Evil 2
      Bomberman 64
      Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
      Ogre Battle 64: Person of Lordly Caliber
      Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
      Rayman 2: The Great Escape
      Excitebike 64
      Major League Baseball Featuring Ken Griffey Jr.
      Blast Corps
      Shadows of the Empire (Star Wars)
      Pokemon Stadium

    • @benamisai-kham5892
      @benamisai-kham5892 3 місяці тому +2

      ​@@shouryuuken4147that ai has some tastes collected from the internet at least

  • @ProjectDesaster
    @ProjectDesaster 8 місяців тому +106

    Soooo "hey you pikachu" is higher on the list than Rayman 2, banjo tooie, pikemon stadium, Snowboard Kids 1 and 2, and Mario kart? Oof...

    • @steve6513
      @steve6513 7 місяців тому +14

      Yeah this is clearly just rage bait. I remember hating hey you Pikachu even as a 7 year old kid. The game didn't fucking work.

    • @jdm6413
      @jdm6413 6 місяців тому +2

      @@steve6513 same here. I hated the game more than superman 64 as a kid, which is telling seeing as I LOVED pokemon and superman 64 was completely terrible as well.

    • @jimijames6449
      @jimijames6449 6 місяців тому

      What even is Hey you pikachu?

    • @FavouriteStorage03
      @FavouriteStorage03 6 місяців тому

      ​@@jimijames6449it's like a slice of life game except you control pikachu with a microphone and the commands barely work

    • @pentexsucks43
      @pentexsucks43 5 місяців тому +1

      Seaman had better voice recognition than Hey You, actual crime

  • @Sm0rt
    @Sm0rt 7 місяців тому +88

    Tony hawks pro skater at #237 is insane. Cant take this list serious after that.

    • @zaza_
      @zaza_ 7 місяців тому +14

      i think this guy never played n64 man

    • @voltcorp
      @voltcorp 6 місяців тому +5

      I feel a lot of the ranking is based on "this game is great but there's no reason to play it here instead of on another platform in 2023"

    • @neopets666
      @neopets666 6 місяців тому +3

      Omg right everyone fucked with the tony hawk game.

    • @jcruz5050
      @jcruz5050 6 місяців тому +7

      The 64 port is pretty well known as the worst

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 6 місяців тому +2

      @@voltcorp The Dreamcast listing puts it much higher, so yeah, that seems to be what they were going for. It's not just the game being reviewed, it's the port. Hence why Gex 2 is so ludicrously low, despite it being a decent game overall.
      EDIT: 20:04 Yeah, he literally says it's "apparently another really bad port". Getting mad your favorite game is low in the list when it's a shitty port is absurd. There are tons of games on older systems that got trash ports. Doesn't mean the game is bad, but when I'm looking for good *N64* games, I'm not interested in shit ports I can play better on other systems.

  • @ericduncan7810
    @ericduncan7810 Рік тому +129

    Okay putting conker’s bad fur day at 78 should immediately be a crime.

  • @RocknRollisDead1
    @RocknRollisDead1 8 місяців тому +106

    Ranking WWF Warzone over Wrestlemania 2000 is insane.

    • @user-oe2bq7xy7r
      @user-oe2bq7xy7r 7 місяців тому +7

      browsing through the comments just to see if anyone mentions revenge or no mercy and WTF IS THIS

    • @onemotivated
      @onemotivated 7 місяців тому +6

      I didn’t watch the entire video but I’m shocked that they recognized no mercy is good enough for top 5 but would put wrestlemania 2000 below warzone when no mercy is just a more polished version of WM2000

    • @KvltKommando
      @KvltKommando 7 місяців тому

      @@onemotivated how do we know they don't just make a normal list then decide to jumble it up to create "engagement"

    • @quietmortgage
      @quietmortgage 6 місяців тому

      Wow, I only watched the top 10, but that's crazy. Revenge should be the 2nd wrestling game on the list because of the time period and roster. WrestleMania 2000 next. Warzone shouldn't even be ahead of World Tour.

    • @themodfather9382
      @themodfather9382 5 місяців тому

      yeah most videos on youtube are like that now. you can get as angry as you want for them being "wrong" but they're literally doing it on purpose@@KvltKommando

  • @darknightmike10yearsago
    @darknightmike10yearsago 8 місяців тому +129

    Banjo-Tooie, Jet Force Gemini, Cruisin' USA, and Rayman 2 not being in the top 100 is insane. The top 10 and bottom 5 are reasonable, but everything in between is questionable.

    • @SirCaco
      @SirCaco 7 місяців тому +11

      That's what I'm saying. And then what's #100?
      𝙹𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚢.

    • @pafoneto1275
      @pafoneto1275 7 місяців тому

      He clearly didn't play the games, he just probably watched 5-second gameplay and made a judgment... Trash video.

    • @TheBaioken
      @TheBaioken 7 місяців тому +2

      this list is complete trash. he has armorines as one of the worst games. Sure, its not turok but its an ok shooter, really not bad. about half way in the middle of the libary

    • @soldatheero
      @soldatheero 6 місяців тому +4

      100 percent.. just saw him saw jet force at like 122 or something and was like wtf

    • @darknightmike10yearsago
      @darknightmike10yearsago 6 місяців тому

      @@soldatheero Yup. This list must be complete rage bait.

  • @ThatWTVGuy
    @ThatWTVGuy 8 місяців тому +142

    Banjo-Tooie not in the top 100 is truly insane. I understand its not as beloved as its predecessor, but lets be ****ing serious rn.

    • @newerest1
      @newerest1 8 місяців тому +11

      I never even played either game and I know that it should atleast be top 50...

    • @brytondrums5168
      @brytondrums5168 8 місяців тому +16

      Same with Turok 2

    • @theskyisteal8346
      @theskyisteal8346 8 місяців тому +3

      I didn't think it was good tbh but that far down was pretty bullshit

    • @SoshiTheYoshi
      @SoshiTheYoshi 8 місяців тому +13

      The moment when Hey You Pikachu apparently has more priority than Banjo Tooie…

    • @Stat.c
      @Stat.c 8 місяців тому +4

      ... I was waiting for Banjo-Tooie and Majora's Mask to be #1 and #2, with Tooie at the top. What seriously is this BS list?

  • @Tree3D
    @Tree3D Рік тому +78

    Banjo Tooie's placement is a crime to humanity

    • @frankylampard3931
      @frankylampard3931 9 місяців тому +6

      Facts so is Conkur's. No mention of the amazing multiplayer mini games is a DISGRACE TO JOURNALISM
      Fun watch tho

    • @Lucas-bu7bl
      @Lucas-bu7bl 3 місяці тому

      Multiplayer of tooie is so fun

  • @jofraniac
    @jofraniac 11 місяців тому +357

    This rank gets my #1 among the worst ranks of all time, congratulations!

    • @GrandmasterofWin
      @GrandmasterofWin 8 місяців тому +60

      It's appalling. Fucking Monopoly and generic sports game clones near the top 100 and platformers that still hold up are in the bottom 200.

    • @kevinb5417
      @kevinb5417 8 місяців тому +50

      It's authentically terrible. Imagine genuinely thinking that there are over 100 games on the N64 better than Banjo-Tooie. It's fucking insanity.

    • @Ustaleone
      @Ustaleone 8 місяців тому +22

      @@kevinb5417 This is made even worse when you consider than the N64 doesn't even have a vast library. So it's almost like saying ''almost every game on the N64 is better than Banjo-Tooie''.

    • @kevinb5417
      @kevinb5417 8 місяців тому +14

      @@Ustaleone I admit I'm in the minority that thinks that Banjo-Tooie is actually better than Kazooie, but even if you don't agree, how can you possibly think it's *that much worse?* They're both incredibly good games that are among the best of their era - not just on the N64.

    • @Ustaleone
      @Ustaleone 8 місяців тому +4

      @@kevinb5417 exactly.

  • @KyleNBD
    @KyleNBD 8 місяців тому +17

    WHAT MADE ELMO'S LETTER ADVENTURE BETTER THAN ELMO'S NUMBER JOURNEY!? I HAVE TO KNOW

  • @ScottLewisMusic
    @ScottLewisMusic 8 місяців тому +10

    Putting Majora's Mask behind Mario Golf, Mario Tennis, and fucking Wave Race 64 is fucking laughable

    • @BaremetalBaron
      @BaremetalBaron 4 місяці тому +2

      Yeah Majora's Mask deserved at LEAST top 10.

    • @ShadowWizard224
      @ShadowWizard224 29 днів тому

      I’ll accept Mario Tennis 🎾

  • @ricardod123
    @ricardod123 Рік тому +64

    Shadows of the Empire is easily a top 34 game.

    • @andrewdyke5561
      @andrewdyke5561 8 місяців тому +7

      Top 20 for me

    • @TheEternalLightning
      @TheEternalLightning 8 місяців тому +8

      Top 30 For Me And Im Not Even That Big Of A Star Wars Fan

    • @Shane62092
      @Shane62092 7 місяців тому +2

      It's a great game. Wish we could get a remastered version. Now that we have better controller.

    • @quoththekraven5911
      @quoththekraven5911 7 місяців тому +3

      I think I beat the on-foot fight with the AT-ST three times total. Beat the game once. But that AT-ST fight ruined me.

    • @ricardod123
      @ricardod123 7 місяців тому +4

      @@quoththekraven5911 it was proper scary as a kid!

  • @staxstix
    @staxstix 8 місяців тому +7

    F-Zero X at #54, Mario Kart 64 at #44, with many shitty games ranked higher - what a troll list.

  • @geodaet83
    @geodaet83 7 місяців тому +38

    Body harvest at 270??? That game had a great, creative concept and was kind of a predecessor of GTA. It had flaws, especially that the levels were huge and you were not able to save within a level, so if you game over you have to do the whole level again. but I really loved it for so many reasons, one of which was the cool concept which was kind of like starship troopers and the many vehicles you could use. This wasn't as usual back then as it is know.

    • @Agent-vj3ns
      @Agent-vj3ns 6 місяців тому +1

      Paperboy was better

    • @farmerfreakeasy9577
      @farmerfreakeasy9577 4 місяці тому

      Yes people love to beat upon Body Harvest but i agree with you. The graphics were ropey and it was a little glitchy, yet the gameplay was actually extremely thought inducing due to it's open levels and many vehicles. It was a game which made me think excessively about the future of videogames in general, every time i turned off my N64. Just in the same way GTA 3 did a few years later. It was the 1st game which gave true 3D jumping from vehicle to vehicle or even to aeroplane. It deserves more recognition.

    • @Polemodrome
      @Polemodrome 3 місяці тому

      I know right, what a travesty. Random cash grabs? Outdated Sport Games? Yeah, better than Body Harvest, a flawed but ambitious video game with innovative features 🙄
      👎

  • @keiyakins
    @keiyakins 7 місяців тому +5

    How is GoldenEye over Perfect Dark, when the entire Perfect Dark review is about how it improves on its predecessor

    • @lordkoto14
      @lordkoto14 16 днів тому

      GoldenEye was more important than Perfect Dark historically speaking. Perfect Dark is way better in pretty much any aspect.

  • @salsamonkey65
    @salsamonkey65 Рік тому +242

    Y'all are insane not having Banjo Tooie even in the top 100. Entertaining as always though

    • @greenlandpatriot
      @greenlandpatriot Рік тому +20

      Banjo Tooie > Banjo Kazooie. Don't @ me.

    • @salsamonkey65
      @salsamonkey65 Рік тому +24

      @@greenlandpatriot i adore both games, but it seems like Tooie became "cool to hate" at some point and I don't appreciate it

    • @greenlandpatriot
      @greenlandpatriot Рік тому +10

      @@salsamonkey65 Dragon Kazooie was everything I needed in life. Tooie was top and the haters can drown in it.

    • @epichuman3198
      @epichuman3198 Рік тому

      @cobratate about this one, as described in the video.

    • @Nevy21
      @Nevy21 Рік тому +18

      With DK64 at #4 lmao

  • @nintendude1993
    @nintendude1993 Рік тому +80

    This list is so busted that I don't know whether to give it a thumbs up or a thumbs down so I'll just leave a comment and a fave until I figure out what it deserves.

  • @d.j.daugherty4945
    @d.j.daugherty4945 6 місяців тому +7

    Mario Kart at nearly 50 and bass fishing in top 25… That was a good chuckle.

  • @TheLadsBandLive
    @TheLadsBandLive 7 місяців тому +11

    This list is some serious name-from-a-hat insanity.

  • @David-kh2ob
    @David-kh2ob 8 місяців тому +7

    Mario Kart 64 being number 44 is a travesty

    • @JRAw89
      @JRAw89 8 місяців тому

      Insulting to the audience, really. Like wtf

    • @David-kh2ob
      @David-kh2ob 8 місяців тому +1

      @@JRAw89 I know yeah it discredits the whole list especially when you look at be some of the shitty games that are above it

  • @kaneda010
    @kaneda010 Рік тому +27

    The bit about "it’s not even the developer’s fault that it sucks" on the Superman 64 section -- sorry, it's not your fault, but I have to call this out every time I see it. This fabricated lie has been repeated so often (including here) it's now accepted as fact and has rewritten this game's lore. The source of this lie is from Eric Caen, of Titus Interactive, who gave a magazine interview some years ago where he claimed the reason Superman 64 was such a pile of dogshit was *not* because Titus definitely were woefully incompetent developers, way out of their depth and with a long history of making the most appalling videogames based on licences to double up on their investments. No, sir. When put on the spot he instead dismissed it as someone else's fault: Warner's! Despite the fact Titus spent over TWO YEARS developing this absolute turd. The worst part of the very same interview was Caen claiming that Superman 64 made him "a lot of money", so at the end of the day it was a "success", in his eyes. Consumers be damned, and this is how retrospective PR can work.
    Say it with me, people: Superman 64 sucks, because the now bankrupt Titus Interactive, sucked. The end.

    • @devonwilliams5738
      @devonwilliams5738 Рік тому +4

      Amazing he didn't try to pull the same stunt for Robocop.

    • @kaneda010
      @kaneda010 Рік тому +1

      (By the way, awesome list, I really enjoyed watching this 😊)

    • @Onslaught524
      @Onslaught524 8 місяців тому +1

      Frankly, given WBs track record over the years, I believe him, especially when you take into account the vastly superior PS1 version they were unable to publish, which actually did seem to improve on many of the originals problems. Yes, they had two years to work on it, but when you have to keep redoing work constantly because WB vetoes it and sends you back to the drawing board, that's a lot of wasted time they had no control over. Could be you're right, and he's just covering his ass, but this totally sounds like something WB would do.

    • @kaneda010
      @kaneda010 8 місяців тому +2

      @@Onslaught524 There's bound to be a pinch of truth in both sides of the argument of course. At the end of the day it's excuses. A professional developer handles publisher issues and gets on with the work. The fact Titus didn't include any of the elements WB were supposedly insisting upon, doesn't reflect well on Caen, even if he wasn't a notorious liar. Superman 64 is the product of a team totally out of their depth, or just not trying. Sounds exactly like a Titus game to me.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 6 місяців тому

      You haven't disproven anything, you're just saying it's a lie without backing it up.
      Shifting blame, especially to shitbags like WB is not uncommon, but it doesn't make him a liar. He has a more reliable source (himself) than you do (yourself).

  • @johnnycaralta
    @johnnycaralta 8 місяців тому +14

    Who made this list? Haven't even made it past 200 and it's already insane. Hercules over Killer Instinct? That calls for execution.

  • @barcelona909
    @barcelona909 8 місяців тому +20

    I'm very shocked KI Gold was very low in this ranking. One of the fav fighting game for the N64.

    • @tallbianca
      @tallbianca 7 місяців тому

      KI Gold had tight and crisp controls, and a training mode to help players master the moves. It also didn’t artificially level its playing field, the way a game ranked way higher (NBA Hangtime, made by Midway’s cranks) did.

    • @Sharkie68
      @Sharkie68 6 місяців тому +2

      Out of all the wild takes, this one shocked me the most. This cannot be in the 50 worst N64 games.

    • @NotaPizzaGRL
      @NotaPizzaGRL 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Sharkie68 KI Gold got a lot of hate back when it came out. People wanted to play KI 2 at home and instead got a mid port with dull washed out backgrounds. Considering what people thought the N64 could do it was a disappointment at the time. Then you had the anti-2D and "fighting games are boring and played out" bias from the media as well.

    • @isidroundercover
      @isidroundercover 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@NotaPizzaGRLYea but the game itself was great there's no way there's 241 N64 games better

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 5 місяців тому

      Also Clayfighter. Several absolute trash fighting games were above KI and CF.

  • @Cyberbrickmaster1986
    @Cyberbrickmaster1986 Рік тому +20

    The moment I saw Hey, You Pikachu ranked that high on the list, I immediately realized this is actually a really bad worst to best ranking!

  • @twilightyuki_
    @twilightyuki_ Рік тому +13

    algorithm boosting comment because this shit is wild and more people need to see this pinnacle of gaming achievement and peak journalism

  • @lagarnt
    @lagarnt 8 місяців тому +26

    Banjo Tooie 114th place?? Really? REALLY?? Its in my top 5 games still to this day. Its a masterpiece and even better that Banjo Kazooie. They must have been drunk...

    • @caioleite5579
      @caioleite5579 7 місяців тому +2

      This is just a bad list, sadly. The perfect example of quantity over quality.

    • @experienceevents6951
      @experienceevents6951 21 день тому

      I’m a Tooie hater and even I think putting it 114 is absolutely egregious lol

  • @captainmilk2691
    @captainmilk2691 8 місяців тому +12

    F-Zero X should be WAY higher than 54th or whatever it was. Play it today, it holds up amazingly well. 60 frames per second with 30 racers, procedurally generated tracks meaning it is literally infinite, it's a stone cold classic. On that note, totally agree with WWF No Mercy being so high, it's amazing, shame about the glitch that wipes your save. If you were alive in the 90s, No Mercy really was the perfect game at the perfect time.
    Top 10 was pretty good in this list.
    My weird random game growing up was Forsaken. I honestly think it should be lower than 150 or whatever it was. The game itself was okay, but no save data, 10 minutes of adverts at startup, and a shit story should lower it. I do love the character names though. Gauntlet is really fun if you're playing with friends.

  • @junkyardwulf2874
    @junkyardwulf2874 9 місяців тому +35

    You've clearly randomized most of the list. If I didn't know better, I'd say this was a great video

  • @TIDbitRETRO
    @TIDbitRETRO 11 місяців тому +7

    I refuse to believe there’s a living human being who thinks WWF Warzone is a better game than Wrestlemania 2000. That ranking is laughable. LOL

    • @editnosmirc4489
      @editnosmirc4489 10 місяців тому +3

      That's what I said! WM 2000 was better than Attitude and War Zone both

    • @carllarsonjr6959
      @carllarsonjr6959 8 місяців тому

      I almost prefer WM2000 over No Mercy, less slowdown in four player battle royal (which was all we played) and full intros

    • @lumpyrex007
      @lumpyrex007 3 місяці тому

      wcw revenge was better

  • @sweetnumb
    @sweetnumb 8 місяців тому +4

    Cruisin' USA was #247?!! Holy fuck, the N64 library was packed with nothing but godly games apparently!

  • @tubey84
    @tubey84 7 місяців тому +11

    Yeah you can half tell there's a three week deadline on this to say the least. Ranking games is, of course, subjective, but must admit there's some truly insane placements in this, as in a surprising amount are around 80-100 places out from where the general consensus would be.

    • @enriquedossantos3283
      @enriquedossantos3283 6 місяців тому

      You CANT do this list subjectively, unless you played ALL the games, and no one has done that, (or at least not long enough each game to have a real solid opinion on all) SO you have to do your homework on the internet, read reviews, see scores, playtroughs, to do it right

    • @RobertJW
      @RobertJW 2 місяці тому

      ​@@enriquedossantos3283Which clearly hasn't been done.

  • @Space-Holiday
    @Space-Holiday Рік тому +8

    Love the video, but bloody hell, who on your editorial team was like “ah yeh, Jeopardy. Put that above Tony Hawk 2”

  • @AKImeru
    @AKImeru Рік тому +7

    I wanna know what kind of sick human being puts Killer Instict this low in the list but lists motherfucking DARK RIFT this high.

  • @terryscott524
    @terryscott524 8 місяців тому +4

    Majora's Mask fans never recovered after their tragic loss to Wave Racer 64

    • @andrewdyke5561
      @andrewdyke5561 8 місяців тому

      You have to be kidding me

    • @Polemodrome
      @Polemodrome 3 місяці тому

      I am far to be the biggest fan of MM, but I agree it was a drunken decision not to rank it among the top 10. Apparently, it's a lesser game than DK64 lmao

  • @chillguli1963
    @chillguli1963 8 місяців тому +20

    There ain’t no way A Bugs Life is better than Banjo Tooie 💀

  • @Tomato-Thunder
    @Tomato-Thunder Рік тому +57

    Fun Fact: Goin Quackers has a serious technical issue where the music plays completely incorrectly, with lots of midi errors, corrupted instrument samples and more.
    The game is actually a port of the Dreamcast/PC version (that actually has some great, underrated music!), but has a few original songs that to this day are not as audible as they should be.
    The game's TCRF article explains a lot of the music errors. It's crazy!

    • @Tomato-Thunder
      @Tomato-Thunder Рік тому +12

      Just did some research, fans are working on a repair patch that should even be released this year.
      Nice!

    • @Bubba__Sawyer
      @Bubba__Sawyer 8 місяців тому +5

      @@Tomato-ThunderHas it been released yet?

    • @Tomato-Thunder
      @Tomato-Thunder 8 місяців тому

      @@Bubba__Sawyer Not yet. But there is a post on GBATemp by user Louis Miles where you can follow the progress.

  • @Marston9413
    @Marston9413 11 місяців тому +7

    Tony hawk should not be that low

  • @tornekotaloon9732
    @tornekotaloon9732 8 місяців тому +15

    Goemon's Great Adventure, Banjo Tooie and Rayman 2 being lower than Quest 64... I'm at a loss for words. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon is awesome so it's great to see it's relatively high placement, though.
    Also Conker is still fun, I played it relatively recently. The only chapter I have problems with is Spooky, it is not very fun but the idea is cool.
    Chameleon Twist is legitimately underrated and I think it's better than it's sequel but they are both fun.
    This list is ALL over the place.

    • @Polemodrome
      @Polemodrome 3 місяці тому +1

      Quest64 deserves props for its battle mechanics, encouraging players to be more proactive. By this grace alone, it deserves a spot among the top 100. Better ranked than any of the games you quoted is highly questionable, though.

    • @tornekotaloon9732
      @tornekotaloon9732 3 місяці тому

      @@Polemodrome I honestly need to give quest 64 another try, I've seen a lot of good defenses for it lately and I only played it once as a rental as a kid, so I definitely wasn't the best judge.

    • @Polemodrome
      @Polemodrome 3 місяці тому +1

      @@tornekotaloon9732
      Perhaps the biggest criticism you can oppose Q64 is how dull and linear the world mapping can be. At any rate, we can safely agree that Ogre Battle 64 is superior.

  • @eugitamburini
    @eugitamburini 7 місяців тому +11

    Personally I watch these lists to get commentary on each entry. Skipping through entries just doesn't feel right, specially because the N64 had so few games, and even the jankiest of duds are a treasure trove of nostalgia for many. I know that would have made the list like 4 hours long, but I would have gladly sat through every single minute. I hope an extended cut of the list comes out some time.

    • @zaza_
      @zaza_ 7 місяців тому

      this guy is so lazy man, this is useless

  • @GarethAlan81
    @GarethAlan81 8 місяців тому +4

    F-Zero X in the 50s. My head is shaking.

  • @LITTLE1994
    @LITTLE1994 Рік тому +27

    Zelda Ocarina of Time is always #1 in my book.

    • @tenkenroo
      @tenkenroo Рік тому +4

      Ya for me that’s the n64 game given the most effort. Majoras mask is also pretty great

    • @andrewdyke5561
      @andrewdyke5561 8 місяців тому +4

      I like majora mask at 1 than ocarina of.time.

    • @pentexsucks43
      @pentexsucks43 5 місяців тому +1

      Majora's Mask is leagues better

  • @Firenutz
    @Firenutz 6 місяців тому +8

    As great as Goldeneye was with a superior campaign, I still vote for Perfect Dark because of its pvp and co-op. I worked third shift night audit at a hotel in Phoenix back in 2001, and the security guard and me logged a thousand hours finishing all 30 co-op challenges, and he smashed his controller when I skunked him 10-0 in the one-hit pistol kills pvp, scoring the tenth point with a bareknuckle smack to the head. Man, I miss those nights.

    • @kaldo_kaldo
      @kaldo_kaldo 5 місяців тому +1

      Perfect Dark is objectively superior to Goldeneye

    • @TheBocceCrew
      @TheBocceCrew 3 місяці тому

      Probably the greatest overlooked game of all time. Revolutionized so much. Way more than GoldenEye. Counter operative was a wild concept. Only ever heard of it so to a friend recommendation.

  • @Anytyme06
    @Anytyme06 8 місяців тому +4

    Ain't no way Majora is only at #17

  • @sethfinkelstein1550
    @sethfinkelstein1550 Рік тому +24

    Wait, the system is called the Nintendo 64 but has over 200 games? This doesn't make any sense.

    • @sorrywrongjoe
      @sorrywrongjoe Рік тому +5

      It’s called the Nintendo 64 not because there are only 64 games, but because there were only 64 consoles made. Happy to help!

    • @sethfinkelstein1550
      @sethfinkelstein1550 Рік тому

      @@sorrywrongjoe thanks

    • @MaMastoast
      @MaMastoast Рік тому +3

      @@sorrywrongjoe I thought its because it came out in 1964?

    • @pafoneto1275
      @pafoneto1275 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@MaMastoast
      Nope, all of you are wrong, the name obviously is a reference of the famous George Orwell book "1964".

    • @JacobRobergeQC
      @JacobRobergeQC 8 місяців тому

      ​@@MaMastoastMy wife actually thought this was the case, I couldn't believe it lol

  • @i8dacookies890
    @i8dacookies890 Рік тому +11

    Holy shit, why is Hey You Pikachu so high? Don't the voice contols barely function?

    • @NinjaxShadowXx
      @NinjaxShadowXx Рік тому +5

      It’s Pokémon but yeah worst one on N64

  • @chairforce0ne
    @chairforce0ne 8 місяців тому +6

    Hey You Pikachu above Rayman and Banjo Tooie is a crime

    • @darknightmike10yearsago
      @darknightmike10yearsago 8 місяців тому +2

      Yes. I'm hoping this list is just an absolute troll. No way anyone in their right mind could make this list seriously.

  • @eddiehackim6534
    @eddiehackim6534 8 місяців тому +3

    Shocked at Tony Hawk 1 being listed in bottom 100

  • @maxxtheknife
    @maxxtheknife Рік тому +6

    Im 10 minutes and we already have at least 3 instant classic fudj one-liners lmao cant wait

  • @joechristman6019
    @joechristman6019 9 місяців тому +9

    Was this list intended to be a troll? If so, bravo!

  • @FelixS.
    @FelixS. 6 місяців тому +4

    Whoever is responsible for this list should be excommunicated from gaming forever.

  • @thaddcorbett2148
    @thaddcorbett2148 8 місяців тому +13

    Many of the games before 200 are pretty good. K.I gold was tons of fun. Lot of people were playing that back in the day.

  • @FatsFalafel
    @FatsFalafel 8 місяців тому +5

    Tony Hawk in the 230s is sicko behavior.

  • @leacwm
    @leacwm Рік тому +9

    elmo's number journey severely underrated

  • @CassidyDylyn
    @CassidyDylyn 8 місяців тому +2

    Believe me, this video did not need a five minute preamble.

  • @TJOEL20
    @TJOEL20 6 місяців тому +2

    The writer should have their game journalism license revoked for some of these ranking positions

  • @billyc3035
    @billyc3035 10 місяців тому +7

    I call bs on WWF WrestleMania 2000 being so far down and under WWF Warzone, WWF Attitude, and WCW vs. nWo World Tour... They didn't play these games at all.

  • @magicsword49
    @magicsword49 Рік тому +29

    Listening to Fudj talk about N64 games I had forgotten about is a good way to spend my afternoon, I think.

  • @markhoffman7437
    @markhoffman7437 6 місяців тому +1

    I really appreciate you telling me 90% of my N64 library is junk.

  • @killerskillet
    @killerskillet 7 місяців тому +3

    Conker's Bad Fur Day getting robbed.

  • @carllarsonjr6959
    @carllarsonjr6959 8 місяців тому +12

    I'm going to call out shenanigans on the Turok 1 controls. There was no dual analog sticks when it released so no one would have known better. PS1 DS didn't come out till 8/97 Turok came out in 2/97. I also remember the first time I played any first person shooters with dual analog it felt odd since I was so used to Turok and Goldeneye using left stick to aim and the right c's to move and strife.

  • @NateTheGnat
    @NateTheGnat 8 місяців тому +5

    The fact that you put WWF 2000 below WWF War Zone (and in the bottom half of the list) shows how much you know about wrestling games. 🙃 Its literally WWF No Mercy minus a few options and moves. No one with a functioning brain would say its one of the worst N64 games.
    Although I think that this list was kind of randomly thrown together...

  • @morpheus-sonofsleep7670
    @morpheus-sonofsleep7670 6 місяців тому +5

    Rush 2 is one of the most unique and fun racing games I have ever played. If they made a new one today I would definitely run out to get it. The shortcuts were unique and you could do tricks with cars.

  • @malonemuert
    @malonemuert 8 місяців тому +3

    Donkey Kong 64 higher than Paper Mario? You're high AF.

  • @noodlefunny
    @noodlefunny Рік тому +219

    Finally some real investigative journalism

    • @errishafizjaha8221
      @errishafizjaha8221 10 місяців тому +1

      Yeah man i swear i was so Happy seeing blast Corps in the top 30

    • @Leny1777
      @Leny1777 9 місяців тому +3

      I should consider making my own as I played over 100 of this titles Unlike some of the people who just goes based on people's opinions.. Bunch of sheeps.

    • @errishafizjaha8221
      @errishafizjaha8221 9 місяців тому

      @@Leny1777 yeah do IT i'll watch IT for Sure and in Case you havent played bläst Corps bevor.....Play IT!😂

    • @David-kh2ob
      @David-kh2ob 8 місяців тому +4

      Mario Kart at 44 though

    • @absoluteclownworld
      @absoluteclownworld 8 місяців тому +4

      Bottom and top 5 games were actually selected. The rest was pretty much just randomized in order.... this is a pretty terrible list..

  • @joshua9832
    @joshua9832 11 місяців тому +8

    Pilotwings being that low is a crime lmao that game slaps

    • @WoRMaSTeR64
      @WoRMaSTeR64 5 місяців тому +1

      Yup. A masterpiece at the time and still holds up quite well today. It is not everyones cup of yea I guess but this not being a personal list just makes its placing just bizarre.

  • @matt-berry
    @matt-berry 4 місяці тому +2

    Wheel of Fortune being anywhere but dead last is too damn high for that travesty of a cartridge.

  • @UncleRico21
    @UncleRico21 8 місяців тому +5

    Pokemon Stadium outside of the top 100 hurts man

    • @YujiUedaFan
      @YujiUedaFan 6 місяців тому

      Especially since it has better rental movesets than Stadium 2.

  • @NocturnalFudj
    @NocturnalFudj Рік тому +40

    I don't know who Ken Griffey Jr is

    • @coolsomeXD
      @coolsomeXD Рік тому +6

      He was in Simpsons I think.

    • @t2send
      @t2send Рік тому +1

      He's the guy who hosted wheel of fortune

    • @yehuda8589
      @yehuda8589 Рік тому +7

      I only know him because of Homer At the Bat where he suffered Gigantism due to Mr. Burns' nerve tonic.

    • @ikeduno7973
      @ikeduno7973 Рік тому +1

      I think I have his Pokémon card around here somewhere...

    • @hplwonder4054
      @hplwonder4054 Рік тому +2

      He's coping so hard about rayman 2... Give him some rest

  • @CacctusCacctus
    @CacctusCacctus Рік тому +16

    cant believe glover is first place, these guys are so brave and controversial

  • @bizichyld
    @bizichyld 4 місяці тому +2

    There’s nothing wrong with Turok’s controls. It’s actually the preferred style for speed running goldeneye and perfect dark.

  • @namikstudios
    @namikstudios 8 місяців тому +4

    wcw revenge being as low as 77 is criminal.... top 10 easy and waaaay better than no mercy which was built on it. wcw revenge is to no mercy what goldeneye is to perfect dark - the original

    • @xIAmTornadox
      @xIAmTornadox 5 місяців тому

      No Mercy is the better game quite easily. I get that nostalgia blinds though. Had all the AKI games as a kid and loved them all

  • @SmugglinPunkins
    @SmugglinPunkins Рік тому +14

    SO happy to see Diddy Kong Racing get the love it deserves

    • @tenkenroo
      @tenkenroo Рік тому +1

      Ya know… that game was way better than most kart racers due to having a narrative and plot not to mention tons of variety in gameplay. I loved the overworld aspect was fun to explore. Kind of wish it got a proper sequel

    • @tiglionabbit
      @tiglionabbit 9 місяців тому

      Yeah! Also I love how skill-based it is. No random items! You get the exact item you choose, and you can choose to hang onto it and try to upgrade it too. Lotta opportunity for strategizing your power-up routing against tough bosses. Also the silver coin races are amazing, forcing you to take every alternate route on a stage in one race. @@tenkenroo

    • @Bubba__Sawyer
      @Bubba__Sawyer 8 місяців тому

      @@tenkenrooIt's such a shame it never became along running series. It was uniquely different from Mario Kart.

    • @NezuChan
      @NezuChan 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Bubba__SawyerRare definitely tried. Check out the cancelled Donkey Kong Racing and Diddy Kong Pilot.

  • @aturchomicz821
    @aturchomicz821 Рік тому +7

    Only Fudj has the ability to make me listen to a list of all 291 N64 games fr🗿🗿

  • @2PlayerVersus
    @2PlayerVersus 8 місяців тому +2

    This is the list of someone who didn't actually grow up with the system and has never actually played the games for themselves.

    • @user-dg2kl7xc1e
      @user-dg2kl7xc1e 8 місяців тому +2

      mf says his boss made him make the video.

  • @hardway4475
    @hardway4475 7 місяців тому +2

    This list was clearly made by people that didn’t grow up with a 64. There’s some solid games buried toward the bottom under some absolute drivel. If you’re gonna make an ambitious list like this, at least have enough knowledge and experience to pull it off. It looks like you hit shuffle and then dragged and dropped games you recognized.

  • @Carty997
    @Carty997 10 місяців тому +14

    I'm so happy Space Station Silicon Valley got such a high rating. The soundtrack is incredible, the gameplay is zany and unique, and the humor is some weird midway point between GTA and Monty Python.

    • @RedPlanetPictures1
      @RedPlanetPictures1 7 місяців тому +1

      Honestly was disappointed it wasn't rated even higher. You can tell Rockstar cut their teeth on what was to come with Body Harvest and SSSV.

    • @analbleeds1212
      @analbleeds1212 7 місяців тому

      it's a fantastic game

    • @pabloespinola3855
      @pabloespinola3855 6 місяців тому

      One of the weirdest yet fun ant intriguing game ive ever played

    • @NezuChan
      @NezuChan 6 місяців тому

      My only gripe is that the NTSC retail version has a bug that prevents 100% completion. Otherwise, a very unique and fun game. I have an itch to play it again.

  • @CrocoDude-iv3wp
    @CrocoDude-iv3wp Рік тому +16

    The best thing about Hard Drive doing a list like this is that if there's a game placement you don't agree with, you can just say it's satire and doesn't count.

  • @somejerk5662
    @somejerk5662 8 місяців тому +3

    Batman Beyond almost seems like some sort of hardware issue, like the whole game is running faster than it's supposed to...

  • @TheRobmaynez
    @TheRobmaynez 8 місяців тому +4

    Hey You! Pikachu being on Top 100 but Banjo-Tooie not? Really? Also, Conker's Bad Fur Day is relished not because of the Adventure but because of the Versus Mode and that was not mentioned at all.

  • @buswolley
    @buswolley Рік тому +8

    what an absolutely miserable bomberman 64 opinion

    • @ARTPLAYSGAMES86
      @ARTPLAYSGAMES86 7 місяців тому

      Yea but he's allowed to have it. Like your opinion is *you don't like his opinion* lol
      That's cool.
      The game is boring and not very fun. Again. My opinion. 👍

  • @deifiedtitan
    @deifiedtitan 8 місяців тому +1

    Absolutely schizophrenic takes in this. “This game is the worst thing we’ve ever played. Utter tripe. It’s like an invented background game. We ranked it above classics that have received HD remasters, but below yearly sports titles you’ve never heard of.”

  • @aaronswords404
    @aaronswords404 6 місяців тому +3

    There are some on here that were really low and shouldn't be. Such as Turok 2 at 205. Turok 2's multiplayer was amazing. Shooting people with the cerebral bore was one of the N64's greatest experiences.

  • @graydeotto2820
    @graydeotto2820 Рік тому +6

    I was wondering where I remembered Waialae Country Club: True Golf Classics from, then I realized it was from Kurtis Conner's speedrun

  • @SailorMoonFan92
    @SailorMoonFan92 11 місяців тому +5

    Some major issues with this list but then it was probably done on purpose to get comments or 'engagement' up for the channel.

  • @tchrisbass5650
    @tchrisbass5650 6 місяців тому +2

    Donkey Kong over no mercy ?!! That’s wild

  • @jaygriffin5710
    @jaygriffin5710 5 місяців тому +2

    i cant believe i spent an hour watching a list, in which i disagree with every single ranking

  • @DouglasThompson
    @DouglasThompson 11 місяців тому +5

    Jet force Gemini, Rayman 2...wayyyy too low...

  • @gio2062
    @gio2062 10 місяців тому +6

    Beetle adventure racing, better than Mario Kart 64?!

    • @Firenutz
      @Firenutz 6 місяців тому

      Yessir.

    • @RobertJW
      @RobertJW 2 місяці тому

      I owned both. Mario Kart is better by a long way.

  • @flipmode916
    @flipmode916 8 місяців тому +2

    Kobe Bryant courtside should've been higher. For a sports game, it was pretty sweet

  • @idovideossometimes1740
    @idovideossometimes1740 7 місяців тому +3

    Aight I know Banjo Tooie is divisive but there are NOT 114 better N64 games than it

  • @Drinkabeerandplayagameofficial

    Losing my mind at WCW Backstage Assault being listed better than Robotron, Body Harvest and Battle for Naboo

  • @gregatrongaming
    @gregatrongaming 11 місяців тому +15

    I feel like some zoomer wrote this ranking list to just troll people.

    • @MrAjking808
      @MrAjking808 8 місяців тому +1

      Who says zoomer? lol what adult would have that pfp

  • @GrandmasterofWin
    @GrandmasterofWin 8 місяців тому +3

    Why am I upset that Gex 64 was near the bottom of the list while generic track & field is in the middle.

    • @2NDFLB
      @2NDFLB 8 місяців тому

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      It's tail time.

  • @JeanValjean875
    @JeanValjean875 8 місяців тому +2

    Hey you, Pikachu above Mario Kart?! Where y'all high?!