Boston Queen Of The Fake (the Hilaria Baldwin song)

This is a retelling of the Hilaria Baldwin story in musical form.
Hilaria Baldwin is a bizarre person from Boston who teaches fake exercises, has had many fake pregnancies and pretended to be Spanish. She is married to Alec Baldwin.
Lyrics:
Hilaria Baldwin, Oh the name she chose!
Faked a whole damn life, right down to her toes
Came from Boston town, but ditched that with glee
Invented a Spaniard, for all the world to see
Boston Queen of the Fake
In her plastic domain
Zero percent Spanish
A story washed down the drain
Hillary lies and her sponsors flee
Too many nannies support her baby spree
Pregnancies galore, a bump every year
But whispers arise, that something's not clear
Moonbumps and fillers, the rumors ignite
Is that baby real, or a carefully crafted sight?
Boston Queen of the Fake
In her plastic domain
Zero percent Spanish
A story washed down the drain
Hillary lies and her sponsors flee
Too many nannies support her baby spree
Downward dog with implants, that defy the laws
Of gravity and nature, with a sprinkle of applause
Exercise routines that never break a sweat
Just another facade, a life filled with regret
Boston Queen of the Fake
In her plastic domain
Zero percent Spanish
A story washed down the drain
Hillary lies and her sponsors flee
Too many nannies support her baby spree
Boston Queen of the Fake
Boston Queen of the Fake
Boston Queen of the Fake
Boston Queen of the Fake

[@danabrown276]

Ol Alec thought he was getting rare imported beer, only to discover he has a Boston lager.,

[@katherineripley2967]

She’s the worst🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@goosejail1886]

It's amazing she still has the gall to show her face in public. Maybe that's why she gets a new one every few years?

[@drpenguin4478]

Brilliant 😅

[@dj_bae]

😂😂

[@vtotheg562]

Brilliant song

[@dangerouscupcake]

Thank you!

[@achillbauer6964]

Remember « what's the difference between my skin color and yours? Is one better than the other? »
I think she was at her peak.

[@williamhilinsky1327]

We love Mallorcan Malarkey! ❤❤🎶🎶 🥒🥒

[@dangerouscupcake]

Thanks!!!

[@JoWilks]

👏👏👏

[@Bearwithme560]

Yes, we do! 💚💚💚

[@JoWilks]

Bravo 🙌 👏👏👏
🥒🥒🥒

[@Lj-dv2wLl]

They are a good match tho.

[@K-Sarah-K-Sarah]

ommfg

[@dangerouscupcake]

Thanks Sarah!

[@sallyewing3185]

Hysterical! Gracias Pepino

[@dangerouscupcake]

Glad you liked it!

[@MistressGlowWorm]

I just discovered this pepinos 🥒

[@beachlife4346]

I love how only her stomach changes, lol

[@Paul-fn4vh]

How did you do that ?

[@zigfield723]

😂😂😂😂🤣

[@Beedee277]

Lolol, this was good! I hope hillary sees this.

[@Cat-fb3pd]

LMAO 😂
Awesome!

[@Lj-dv2wLl]

AMAZING 😂
Will she see it ?

[@dangerouscupcake]

Based on the amount of downvoting this got on Reddit, I think she has seen it already.

[@Lj-dv2wLl]

@@dangerouscupcake😂

[@krisstallcom]

Just like nutmegs Markle.

[@hyacinthnottingham9059]

Zero percent Spanish.

[@Charlotteerickson8]

You got dat rhythm just like me, fam.

[@Bearwithme560]

That was great!

[@dangerouscupcake]

Thanks!

[@ThePatynight]

Hilária em português means very funny. She is actually is very funny with all that Spanish fake. She really is hilaria!

[@Lj-dv2wLl]

I see myself dancing on this music I hope she does too.