5:13 "If only she knew how her smile deepens mine If only she knew how her words affect time If only she knew how she makes my sleep rare If only she knew how the dreams can't compare If only she knew how I whisper her name If only she knew how I feel so profane If only she knew how I longed for her touch If only she knew how her hugs meant so much If only she knew how I waited to kiss her If only she knew I learned she's my sister"
Once over the course of a week I got a promotion at work, got a girlfriend, had an 80% win rate playing overwatch and found $50 on the ground. But still this week of Hanzo being banned is the greatest week of my life.
Man, loving the upload schedule Phishy. Are there perhaps any Pokémon videos coming soon? There is at least *a couple* of people who watch your non overwatch content :)
4:52 reminds me of one POTG I saw where Reinheardt hits literally 2 people on the point with flamestrike and I come in with a quad reaper death blossom, the POTG went to Reinheardt...
I miss the days where you'd color someone's name in their color. For example, if you'd say Yee's name, the name "Yee" would be in Yee's color while the rest of the sentence would be in yours. I know it was probably super confusing to many viewers but I think it was a very nice touch and showed you really knew what you were doing with the assigned text colors.
Essie, all you need to do, to get back at phish, is to simply buy the golden gun of his most hated enemy... Hanzo.
RedasurcsGamers true lmfao
JUST LIKE ZYLBRAD LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
Traitor
Did...did you want him to disown her?
Oh your bad
Rare footage of phish actually doing something that doesn't have positive effect on the enemy team.
5:13
"If only she knew how her smile deepens mine
If only she knew how her words affect time
If only she knew how she makes my sleep rare
If only she knew how the dreams can't compare
If only she knew how I whisper her name
If only she knew how I feel so profane
If only she knew how I longed for her touch
If only she knew how her hugs meant so much
If only she knew how I waited to kiss her
If only she knew I learned she's my sister"
Thanks
Thanks
Thank you so much
Because phish didn’t subtitle that part for some reason
Thanks
Phish: *buys a wrecking ball golden gun*
Essie: *proceeds to turn into a demon*
@Jumittaja 06 time stamp please?
Edit: nvm
How did she even fricking make that noise?!
@@antonymilne1346 I already told you, by turning into a demon
@@terriblejokefactory8831 can't argue with that actually.
7:56
Steele here from 9:40.....my team linked me the video. I have too many asses and need to bubble someone now!
Holy shit, the legend is here
Welcome
Sir...
Yes my guy
I need a positive influence in my life like you. Will you be my dad?
Once over the course of a week I got a promotion at work, got a girlfriend, had an 80% win rate playing overwatch and found $50 on the ground.
But still this week of Hanzo being banned is the greatest week of my life.
Too bad we had to sacrifice Orisa to get Hanzo banned.
Yo same
Cowboy Clorox too bad??? Too bad?! That’s a fucking win win if I’ve ever seen one
cries in hanzo main
And I'm happier that Mei's banned
"What golden gun I should get for?"
( 7:13 ) The most handsome character of all!
Me: Torbjörn?
Lord Sairight / Denny no roadhog
Dem both thicc
Lord Sairight / Denny the most handsome man in overwatch is Winston’s adoptive father. Don’t @ me.
Bingo!
@@nucleardragon1654 Underrated comment, this gave me a good laugh.
I love how phish actually posts now
Hoba
H O B A
H O B A
Hoba
Aaaand hes gone now 🥰
5:26 Doomfist over here trying to hide his moisty eyes
Twobold is quickly becoming my favorite SaltyPhish character
same
he's fucking hilarious
saturn’s mine personally
7:38 my man really missed out on toe picks
@@n.h.9477 That's a funny way to say Sigmund
That one moment when e-thoting doesn't work. XD
I respect Fish, would had done the same.
8:58 I love how even when Essie is giving out and pissed she still sounds cute and wholesome
Shoulda been “Overwatch: If Only She Knew”
I also think there’s potential for “THE ORB IS DOING DAMAGE”
Twobold is the MVP of this video
4 minutes in and this is easily the maddest I've ever seen twobold be, maybe short of the Greatest Firestrike video.
We need more angry twobold.
IT WAS YOUR FIRESTRIKE
Chaos Life IM GONNA BE ON REDDIT.
@@taejintm BECAUSE OF YOU
Chaos Life HOW WAS IT NOT PLAY
@@maddog6433 FOR BEING FUCKED BY YOU
Essie: You laid EGGS??
Me: .... Golden gun for Hammond was the best idea ever.
“I’ll send toe picks if you don’t”
*immediately buys gun*
missed opportunity
@@capitaldcolonface 8:00
Honestly, a wise choice
6:01
You can hear the "should I really make this joke" in his voice and its amazing
Yee and Phish torturing Essie with the mating ritual has a poetic tone to it
Are we not gonna talk about how you can see the blood when he hits Yee in the head but it didn’t register at 1:57
6:38 When I saw the hero pool I was awaiting Phish's reaction from last week.
“It’s like you put glitter on trash” is such a raw line
7:56
"What have you got there?"
"Hammond golden gun"
*Demonic screeching
Salty Phish, my favorite family friendly UA-cam channel that posts wholesome content for the whole family every day!
Man, loving the upload schedule Phishy.
Are there perhaps any Pokémon videos coming soon?
There is at least *a couple* of people who watch your non overwatch content :)
I did love those pokemon videos tbh
@@Capta1nTD me too man, me too
Smash was also good
imo I think pokemon is the least entertaining since he doesn't get to play with his friends
The lack of hesitation when buying the golden gun is amazing. What a friggin Chad.
Hell yeah feed my addiction
7:56 I want to know how to make this sound
2:29
“ nah I was just comin in”
“Oh I found the god spot”
Lewi you trynna say something or..
I would like this... but it's at 69
@@zerocooltakeover9382 big respect homie
@@desire9308 how did you reply to this... this comment is 1 year old
I’ve been battling depression forever. Hardest 1v1
I remember 1v1ing him but I ended up falling off the map
Love the video man, great job. Hammond was a wise choice.
JamesandCora500 I love you
HOW DID YOU COMMENT BEFORE THE VIDEO CAME OUT IT CAME OUT 3 MIN AGO YOU COMMENTED AN HOUR AGO
JamesandCora500 eise target akwierd
Hell yeah!
@@tinyteemo Yo wtf I just saw this, video is 3 hrs old, comment is 5 HOURS OLD
0:25 these speed clones man
?
8:23 actually LOLd too loud. my neighbors h8 me.
You know it’s been a good month when salty has posted 5 times already. I’m in heaven
This vid was so good! Also, I demand more Essie, she's so funny.
I’m absolutely loving this new upload schedule as of late, good shit Phish!
"WHAT I KILLED 4"
"BUT I HEALED 5"
dude these constant uploads is great, keep it up phish
Twobold's ''THE ORB IS DOING DAMAGE!!'' Just cracks me up so much
Steele was a gigachad. The absolute pinnacle of Overwatch players
Twobold’s rant at the beginning just had me losing it: ‘WELL HIGH NOON THERE, FELLA!’
Hell ya, you are one of the only UA-camrs that I watch that every single video they upload makes me laugh! Continue the amazing work!
6:46 guys it's confirmed, Salty watches My Hero Academia.
These videos simultaneously add and subtract years from my life and I love it
3:43 But Phish has to pay for every joke
Just finished rewatching a SaltyPhish vid and ya boi blessed us with ANOTHER upload?
Looking mighty fyne
Bruh i aint even angry yet
It’s always nice to see Essie featured. Especially angry bitter Essie. Oh and angry twobold is always fun
I don't even like OW anymore but I always look forward to your vids because you guys never fail to make me laugh.
twobold being angry is the funniest shit ever (3:23)
4:52 reminds me of one POTG I saw where Reinheardt hits literally 2 people on the point with flamestrike and I come in with a quad reaper death blossom, the POTG went to Reinheardt...
Oh I had worse, I pulled three people off as Orisa (9 environmental) and torb got a double kill potg
Essie's villain origin story: *Phish getting golden gun for Hammond*
Love how his video ends as soon as he gets some lucio content.
I love essie so much, she’s too funny 😂
The parts with the Hammond gold gun made me laugh but also made me feel bad/love Essie more.#riot4essie
twobold's moments of just LOSING it is my favorite thing oh myg od
Love the more frequent vids you guys always make me laugh
I am in love with this upload schedule
4:54 THE ORB IS DOING DAMAGE...
YEAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
It's fucking 2am and I've almost wake up my family from the laughs at that Hammond mating ritual lmao
5:26 Doomfist catching some feels there
Twobold does a really good yee impression
everytime I start rewatching old phish videos he uploads lol
Yee's end quotes are just too good
The way he says oh yaaa oh yaaa
Father Hammond is pleased with your purchase of my golden weapons
That poem was great
5:14 legit just the anime Domestic Girlfriend in a nutshell
4:41 Biggest robbery in the history of theft
I miss the days where you'd color someone's name in their color. For example, if you'd say Yee's name, the name "Yee" would be in Yee's color while the rest of the sentence would be in yours.
I know it was probably super confusing to many viewers but I think it was a very nice touch and showed you really knew what you were doing with the assigned text colors.
So that's why someone left the game early on. It was because Phish landed 1 shot.
6:35
Also, Hello again :^)
This was the first video I have ever watched of phish I especially remember “I’m coming in I’m coming in” Lewi
I was liking the poetry till I heard the last line....
then I fell in love with it
5:39
gave up toe pics for a hamster
all respect has been lost sir
can we appreciate saturn being toxic at 0:20 in the chat?
1:23 I am crying omg
1:53 like how dare you have the audacity 😂
Steele out here being the good fuckin teammate we all deserve 👌
Ever since Yee got his color he’s been acting out of pocket
I love Twobold when he gets salty lmfao
6:33 The one that pink floyd sang about
0:15 Damn Saturn being toxic (look in match chat).
NOW THIS IS THE CONTENT I LIKE TO SEE
Salty Phish has the best music at the end and no one can change my mind
I don't I laughed harder in any of your videos more I just did at the hammond mating ritual!!! Omfg
three vids in a week this is amazing
Consistent Phish uploads? We are truly blessed
THE ORB IS DOING DAMAGE
YEAhhHhHhHHHhhHhHHHhh
7:45 and thus one of the biggest rivalries in history was born
i actually love your vids sm salty, always cracking me up when I’m having a hard time. Thanks :)
Has blue always been this funny every time he speaks its so funny
Essie was so upset about the gold Hammond gun and that’s what’s funniest to me in this video
This rapid fire SaltyPhish content 👌👌👌
I'm going to get a hammond gold gun the next time I can
* randomly click at some point in the video *
3:58
* evil laugh *
wtf is going on
You get that wrecking ball gold gun king. Glad to see you're not a simp to these women
5:37 I LOST IT. lmao.
Oh my got the hammonds mating ritual got me so
3:20 & 10:44 has gotten me way more than they should've LMAO
Watching your videos has made me get back into Overwatch and I’m having more fun than ever!!!
I’ve watched this about 10 times and I still can’t get over yees terrible grab at the beginning.