Jme - 96 FUCKRIES
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- Опубліковано 1 січ 2012
- Out on iTunes bit.ly/96FUCKRIES
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Oh please,
I couldn't care bout your T & Cs,
I'm J to the M to the E,
I make G R I M to the E,
I make you bop your head, to the beat,
From the S W to the N to the E,
Bear M to Cs thought they could swim with the sharks
Until they entered the Sea,
BLUKU!
Big up N to the G,
Footsie, D to the E to the E,
I Show bare love like I did a E,
Been like this from I entered the scene,
Yeh, grime, I rep to the T,
140 Yeh I kept to the beat,
If you wanna badboy grime remix then just give
Me or Skepta the Pee,
SAFE!
You hype too much,
But I don't see you fight too much,
That's why you're not liked too much,
You've been snorting the White too much,
You man swear on your life too much,
Careful or you might die too much,
Bare Mcs just lie too much,
If not then they say like too much,
Easy peasy similes used frequently
really gets on my nerves,
Reason Jme's lyrically sick recently
I don't pet with my words,
Beef me? really you're chattin all street see but
You don't step on the curb,
These fake greezy Mc's come against me but
See I rep for the nerds,
I was out the game but Now I'm inside,
Met some of my best pals in grime,
Richard Cowie, baddaman James McCabe
And Jahmek Power inside,
Tempa T said shower down time,
Take music serious no lies,
Now my badboy megazord whips got
more features than iOS5!
Juju man, voodoo do'er,
Mike Lowery any UA-cam viewer,
Original dead girlfriend slewer,
So I don't care what you do to her,
Stop chatting shit poo poo Chewer,
"Came from the gutter", "came from the sewer",
Anyman that chats poop i will
Take out your eyeball with a Bamboo skewer!
I roll with Aaron & Aaron,
Frequently I get stopped by the gammon,
Coz my whip looks like it should be owned by
Jeremy Clarkson or Richard Hammond,
Feds pull me like I'm a drug baron,
Chattin' bare shit, cant understand 'em,
In the stereo I got Krept & Konan,
In the boot I got my Creps & my Canon,
I don't own a blackberry,
Ask for my pin and get slapped heavy,
Call me a rude kid or a maniac but
Beats... I ain't sharing 'em like teddy!
The only thing I will share like Jack
Is lyrics, spray whenever you're ready,
Don't ask why I'm looking in your boat
With your big head fam, you got a ferry!
I ain't a killer but D P M O!
Run up on guys with the green leaf camo',
Badboy Eleven Paris leather jacket
Fall back It's not CP famo,
See my black lips on your TV channel,
Bare mcs wanna be me I know,
You will never be like Jme,
I told you on my last C.D rago!
I had a Durag straight at birth,
God sent me here to make shit worse,
Nobody wants a punch in the face
Coz when you get punched in the face it hurts,
Jump in the whip, spaceship turbz,
Open my drink Shake it first,
When I drive My car don't move fam?
The wheels turn and they drapes the earth!
I am so raw in a rave,
Jme Encore on stage,
As soon as I spit one 4 & an 8,
I will leave the dance floor in a state,
You're not lord of the place?
You jacked couple guys before with your mates,
Your not a badman coz you robbed someone fam?
You're just Poor & brave!
Beef? Slam doors in your face,
Uppercut leave your jaw in a brace,
Man will draw for the hadak-dak-duken
Leave you on the floor snoring away,
MCs think they're raising the bar
By spitting on 14 genres a day?
Safe, Raising the bar makes it easier for me to score anyway!
One take.
"You're not a bad man because you robbed someone, you're just poor and brave" XD I cried laughing, what a fucking champ.
+Anita Pea Your mums a slag
Gail Platt u wot m9
+The Pyrozen Project Yeah you cant do slang.
+RPGsniper13 fair
but I don't see you fight to much
"Nobody wants a punch a in the face coz when you get punched in the face it hurts" - thats some deep shit man
+george southgate true tho?
+Jack Haynes u didn't get the fucking joke lol
ᴚ∀ƎMS I i did, banter
+george southgate It's a send to people that think they're hard as fuck, can take punches to the face and that, when really if you get a decent punch to the face you're getting dropped. You're supposed to dodge them.
truth though
Surprised we can comment
Huey Freeman shutup: what fam?!
daniel romanczuk no plz stop
+daniel romanczuk wow your soo hard mate
Yeah on man don't Care you can't either
He's got new tees with no vowels like drake, truss him daddy
2020, and it's still a banger. FACT.
no fucking cap🙅♂️🧢
Still is now too
2021
2021 and it still is
2022, and it still goes hard 👌
Only man who can say "poo-poo chewer" and have it sound badass.
😂😂😂😂
I like to think he recorded this with a camera attached to his willy
Wayne Rooney I DIED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
hahaha!!!
xD
Wayne Rooney what about when he is on the bike
lol he had a really strong boner the whole time so that it stayed up
Beats I ain't sharing them (sherringham) like teddy, the only thing I will share (wilshere) like Jack is lyrics 🔥
holy fuck, ive been listening to this song for 6+ years and never understood this bar
danny Ashton looking back at this song has made me realise so much
fuckkkk cmon
Shit went over my head
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Fucking classic line that.
I always preferred jme to skeppy
ANDY BLUD innit
Any day!
hands down JME is better
theyre brothers
+Hazabigtoe Cheers captain obvious
this beat is so fucking weird / grotesque and somehow syncopatic, and he fucking nails it, it is so good its not even funny, 10/10 work, wow, perfect feeling
yeh its like syncopated dubstep, really fkn gasses me up drummin on ma thighs. 140 i keep to the beatttt
so fire
Was bare beats like this them times
fr fr
This old tune still bangss
sean daramola 3 years aint old
hoah lol you feel me fam
yeah but 5 years is
sean daramola still listening? Lmao
-Shadowjj8006- yes boy
You aint a badman cause u robbed some1 fam your just poor and brave
dnthypeonutube14 that line is so random, but i still like it
dnthypeonutube14 that's a good line....
dnthypeonutube14 you’re *
2:34
Oliver Seymour ITS FAX!!! Lmao fuck dat janitor
JME Was selfie Sticking before Selfie Sticks
Lol, it wasn't a selfish stick to begin with, its camera equipment that you can get with sports cameras.
selfie*
He did it without hands
His flow is so underated. He puts mad shit together. the bit where he switches up the flow and he goes "juju man, voodoo do'er mike lowery any youtube viewer" is mad sick
Jme is the best grime artist.
no
Yes
CasisDead
JME
No he's not, however I could potentially fit him in my top 20
Cool, people have different opinions
His in more places at once than N'golo Kante
Kian C actual underrated comment
@Kian C how u predicted this 4 years ago
You're not a badman because
You robbed someone fam
You're just poor and brave
PURE FIRE BRO, JESUSSS
jme is so underrated, manages to spit fire 3 minutes straight.
Fire worth 3 hours.
Facts
My whip looks like it should be owned by Jeremy clarkson or Richard Hammond pure fire 🔥🔥🔥
HazzerGaming probably talking about a Hyundai coupe...
Kingsk01 fair enough a Toyota Celica ? With some chromies and a golf wrap 😂
Chrome gold wrap **
Kingsk01 how is that racist 😂
i visibly cringed at that bar lol
"Raising the bar makes it easier for me to score anyway" 🔥🔥👏👌💯 Legendary bars
frequently I get stopped by the GAMMON lol
*RH93* Gamma, Slang for police
GodGoHoe pigs = police, gammon is a pig product
its gammon, gammon = pigs, pigs = police
+Majetic Destroyer same shit
+GodGoHoe idiot boy
Love how JME is so fucking sick, works hard for his music, yet he stays grime.
Fuck pop-grime.
Fuck Chip
No one wants a punch in the face, cuz a punch in the face it hurts
Real talk
Ok sherlock
He’s saying a bullet to the brain doesn’t hurt because it finishes shit, a punch doesn’t
I'm from America and I absolutely love grime, I wish it would get popular in the states but a lot of Americans can't get past the accent and different slang
True I'm american btw
Nah, if I heard Americans trying to spit english slang I'd kill myslef
+Jeezay *myself
+Giovanni Nodari I love this and im from Germany.
+Jeezay True, Americans are the last people who I would want to be in Grime. No offense to you Americans who like grime, but America would ruin grime music if they tried to make their own crappy version of it. The thing with grime is that it originated in London and I think that's where it should stay (I don't mind if Americans listen to grime or even if they don't like this type of music; I would really hate America if they made a crappy version of grime). For instance, American top gear (not crappy, but not nearly as good as the original British Top Gear...).
Little does JME Know he influenced alot of Australian Youth 💯 I'm only 20 now but grew up listening to JME,Kano, Devilman ect but JME has the illest flow an his bars are just to good
You're not a badman cos you robbed someone
You're just poor and brave,
Jme is the first artist that i actually like all of his music, usually i just like 1 or 2 of someones songs but i like all of jmes stuff
maybe because the song are almost the same lyrically... if you like his scene, you'll love all his albuns
GibletPlays
holy shit I thought I was the only one who can only like 1-2 songs from an artist
Ophiax
Nope. I only like 1 or 2 songs by JME
Jme and Skepta rule the UK.. period.
Also UK rap is much better than the crap in USA today. peace.
Love from Cyprus.
Kendrick Lamar shits on all you shithead
+john m Can't agree with you because Ameican rap is good if you listen to the good shit and im not talking about that Drake shit
+Nasty Drake with the 6 God gimmick is not bad at all tbh, but before that, he was a bit too sentimental 😂
+Alan Mackey you couldn't comprehend his lyrics
+Alan Mackey lol I like European rappers but what you said just isn't true at all
'The only thing I Wilshire Like Jack Is Lyrics' Maddd 🔥
'Beats, I ain't Sherringham like Teddy'
Holy shit ive known this song for so long and just got that bar now thanks lol
@@sebm2334 I still don't get it lol can someone explain it to me?
@@metan0ja jack wilshere is a football player and wilshere sounds like will share
@@metan0ja also the line before is "beats? I aint sharing em like teddy" and teddy sheringham was another football player so its continuing on that
This randomly came to my head so I thought I’d come back & give it another listen. I can remember the time when this was uploaded but I swear I didn’t think it was 8 years ago. Time is flying man.
ten years now 😭
11 years now lol
They broke the schumann resonance or something
Like seriously even the daylight cycle is focked
>why is it pitch black at 5pm these days
>why was it still sunlit like daylight at 11pm a couple of days before
tf
Who's Still Listenin In 21?💯
Why have I only just realised JME is like top 3 grime artists out there
He's the best!
+Charlie Andrews the very best*
+Capital Aspxct nah skepta is better in my opinion
yeah right
top 10
Musical chairs never sounded so good
I ROLL WITH AARON AND AARON, FREQUENTLY I GET STOPPED BY THE GAMMON, COS MY WHIP LOOKS LIKE IT SHOULD BE OWNED BY JEREMY CLARKSON OR RICHARD HAMMOND
I read this exactly at the same time as Jme said it, and this is my first time listening.
lool jeremy clarkson
Street's Disciple me too lmao
Its Arun and Aaron
FEDS PULL ME LIKE IMA DRUG BARON
My whip got more features than ios 9*
+Walid M (kill3rn7) That was fuckking siiiick
Its iOS 5 stupid
Did it ever occur to you that i said IOS 9 because that's the latest ios and if you did see i left an asterisk.
matthew monkey1 so next time THINK then write.
+Walid M (kill3rn7) not what he said at all poo poo chewer
Happy 10 year anniversary of this absolute bad boy tune -- still as sick as when I first heard it.
Its been 9 years and this song is still 🔥
Jme is the goat
Haven’t heard this in years but still remember most of it word for word. “I had a durag straight from birth, god sent me here to make shit worse, nobody wants a punch in the face coz when you get punch in the face it hurts” jme one of the British GOATS
oh please
I don't care bout your ts and cs
Im' J to the M to the E
I make G R I M to the E
From the S W to the N to the E
Bare M to the C's thought they could swim with the sharks
Didn't understand a thing, still enjoyed.
Haha yeah me too
Listen to the lyrics you muppet 😂😂
Same
+red gold Look in the description, it's all there, I know every single word to the song
+red gold u need to get in the zone
“Raising the bar makes it easier for me to score anyway” is an amazingline
Oh look, he predicted musical.ly
so tru
haha
dude said fam in 2012 too a head of his time
+Noah Wallace Troll?
+Yes 101 Nah, just a hipster.
We've said fam where I'm from since before 2012 😂😂
shit just catching on over here in the U.S
Noah Wallace that's peak
2023 and still straight bars
You from the uk?
1:31 Why no love for James May?
didn't suit the flow innih
DonOmar_99 inniihhhhhhhhh meehhhhttttttt
Yeah
Ayo .o Did you listen to the lyrics?
+Jack Aldred Lmao
I don't know anyone else that makes me smile after every single bar. JME is a legend among legends, real talk.
JME is the only UK Grime MC who shows a good sense of humor in his lyrics and videos. Grime and Hip Hop shouldn’t be SERIOUS! SERIOUS!
Cant forget this, 2024 bring back JME
FUCKING GENIUS I CANT STOP LISTENING
JME's best song for sure. Hands down. If you still listen to this song 2017 upvote fams.
2023 and still a banger!!!
JME woke up and chose violence, everybody that day was getting a piece of that smoke
No lie 2022 and every single line is career defining
jME is underrated GOAT
jme never disappoints me
The kids don’t know about this😂🔥
Real talk🤣🤣🤲🤲
but i been listening to this since primary
Never get tired of it
2023 still banging
the sickest beat I've heard
KSI has such good taste :D
love from pittsburgh pennsylvania usa
'beats i aint sharing them like teddy' (Teddy Sheringham)
I think he's a DJ, at the start of Pow 2011 and the song "JME" it says teddy
S1XMedia lol teddy sheringham was a professional footballer
I'm not on about Teddy Sheringham, JME isn't talking about Teddy Sheringham...
S1XMedia he's a producer blud how can't you know who teddy is
S1XMedia Sharing them, sheringham, its not accidental, and then he says will share, wilshire like jack. was a deliberate football bar
2021 and still a banger
1:21 my hero
11 years lateer - Still as amazing as it was then...
Can't help but listen to this most other days.
He doesn’t have a single bad song
im J to the M to the E, nailed it!!!
The fact this was 10 years ago is mad
Almost 11
HI MAD
Ive literally listened to this song every single day since it was released one of my favourite songs of all time biggup jme for keeping grime alive constantly
mad gifted
i'm a little white kid in a heavy metal band, and I just realised i love this shit
JME the ace underneath the UK music scenes sleeve 😁
If You’re Listening To this in 2022, You’re A Legend
Oh please,
I couldn't care bout your T & Cs,
I'm J to the M to the E,
I make G R I M to the E,
I make you bop your head, to the beat,
From the S W to the N to the E,
Bear M to Cs thought they could swim with the sharks
Until they entered the Sea,
BLUKU!
Big up N to the G,
Footsie, D to the E to the E,
I Show bare love like I did a E,
Been like this from I entered the scene,
Yeh, grime, I rep to the T,
140 Yeh I kept to the beat,
If you wanna badboy grime remix then just give
Me or Skepta the Pee,
SAFE!
You hype too much,
But I don't see you fight too much,
That's why you're not liked too much,
You've been snorting the White too much,
You man swear on your life too much,
Careful or you might die too much,
Bare Mcs just lie too much,
If not then they say like too much,
Easy peasy similes used frequently
really gets on my nerves,
Reason Jme's lyrically sick recently
I don't pet with my words,
Beef me? really you're chattin all street see but
You don't step on the curb,
These fake greezy Mc's come against me but
See I rep for the nerds,
I was out the game but Now I'm inside,
Met some of my best pals in grime,
Richard Cowie, baddaman James McCabe
And Jahmek Power inside,
Tempa T said shower down time,
Take music serious no lies,
Now my badboy megazord whips got
more features than iOS5!
Juju man, voodoo do'er,
Mike Lowery any UA-cam viewer,
Original dead girlfriend slewer,
So I don't care what you do to her,
Stop chatting shit poo poo Chewer,
"Came from the gutter", "came from the sewer",
Anyman that chats poop i will
Take out your eyeball with a Bamboo skewer!
I roll with Aaron & Aaron,
Frequently I get stopped by the gammon,
Coz my whip looks like it should be owned by
Jeremy Clarkson or Richard Hammond,
Feds pull me like I'm a drug baron,
Chattin' bare shit, cant understand 'em,
In the stereo I got Krept & Konan,
In the boot I got my Creps & my Canon,
I don't own a blackberry,
Ask for my pin and get slapped heavy,
Call me a rude kid or a maniac but
Beats... I ain't sharing 'em like teddy!
The only thing I will share like Jack
Is lyrics, spray whenever you're ready,
Don't ask why I'm looking in your boat
With your big head fam, you got a ferry!
I ain't a killer but D P M O!
Run up on guys with the green leaf camo',
Badboy Eleven Paris leather jacket
Fall back It's not CP famo,
See my black lips on your TV channel,
Bare mcs wanna be me I know,
You will never be like Jme,
I told you on my last C.D rago!
I had a Durag straight at birth,
God sent me here to make shit worse,
Nobody wants a punch in the face
Coz when you get punched in the face it hurts,
Jump in the whip, spaceship turbz,
Open my drink Shake it first,
When I drive My car don't move fam?
The wheels turn and they drapes the earth!
I am so raw in a rave,
Jme Encore on stage,
As soon as I spit one 4 & an 8,
I will leave the dance floor in a state,
You're not lord of the place?
You jacked couple guys before with your mates,
Your not a badman coz you robbed someone fam?
You're just Poor & brave!
Beef? Slam doors in your face,
Uppercut leave your jaw in a brace,
Man will draw for the hadak-dak-duken
Leave you on the floor snoring away,
MCs think they're raising the bar
By spitting on 14 genres a day?
Safe, Raising the bar makes it easier for me to score anyway!
copy and paste motha fuka
You could've just said "look in the discription"
Thanks anyway
lol
+MassimoCruz Don't talk to my man Ronaldo like that xD You guys are just jealous Messi fanboys
+Cristiano Ronaldo I ain't your nigga, but you're my bitch
K Patel you trash talk as if you where 12 kid stfu
Any one here from 2015
Yep....just heard chipmunks 96 bars of revenge..which the took me to JMEs 96 bars and the to this
I came from his album Integrity
+mbenzastany 2016
2019
Hands down.....
Pengest grime-Ish in recent memory.
(Me, March 2021)
Don’t care bout your T’s n C’s!!
True say it’s bout da J 2 da M 2 da E, Chin
Way ahead of time by atleast another 5 years
Still bangs like the first time I heard it 🔥🔥🇰🇪
I love jme songs so much can't wait for a new release
2021, and it's still a banger. FACT.
this the hardest beat i ever heard
2024 gang 💪💪
always like the way you mixed in gaming with your lyrics, i love gaming and also followed grime since early 2000s!
Bit late on this then😂😂
2020 stilll
Still goes hard
So happy I get to comment on man's videos 💀
this is still so impressive, beat, lyrics, video, the lot
BANGER IN 2021
love this song/roast
I roll with Aaron and Aaron, and frequently get stopped by the gammon :D
Never gets old jme the real grime 🐐 if u know u know 💯 paved the way
"I don't own a blackberry, ask for my pin and get slapped heavy!" Best line by far
What a classic
Don't care what anyone says. The King of grime
"You're not a badman cause you robbed someone fam. You're just poor and brave!" One of my favorite bars ever lmaooo
2019 gang?
God, if he comes to the US....
Victoria Long the day BBK do a tour of the US I'll be the very first guy to buy dem tickets
Hell yeah!
JME... always number one in my top five.
I love his music!!
I don't own a blackberry, asked me for my pin and you'll get slapped silly 😂. Biggest bars ever.
“Stop chatting shit poopoo chewer” 😂