Some of my favourite parts 9:45 worm 9:54 perfect scream 10:37 There are so many jokes in this one comic 11:53 Poogle 12:03 Forecast for tommorow: It's rain! 12:26 Anger 14:00 tragic death 15:01 annoy 17:03 one of the emojis 17:48 no... worse. 18:16 best laugh ever 19:35 the scary sound 20:19 great animation 22:51 US or... 23:37 scream 25:11 violence
Two Days in the USSR [Verse 1] We crossed the border with a grand salute, But now we’re stuck, and the tanks won’t shoot. The vodka flows, but the plans are dry, Two days in the USSR, and we’re asking why. [Chorus] Two days in the USSR, and we’re lost in the snow, The compass is spinning-where’d the road even go? We tried to be bold, but we’ve come so far, Two days in the USSR, and we broke the car. [Verse 2] The locals greeted us with bread and a grin, But we can’t read the signs, so we’ll just dive in. A bear stole the rations, the sergeant’s confused, Two days in the USSR, and we’ve all been used. [Chorus] Two days in the USSR, and the plan’s gone awry, The general is yelling, but we don’t know why. The cold bites hard, but the borscht’s on par, Two days in the USSR, and it’s all bizarre. [Bridge] We thought we’d advance, but we’ve circled the plains, And now we’re stuck fixing the tracks of a train. The radio’s static, the captain’s asleep, Two days in the USSR, and the snow’s knee-deep. [Verse 3] We crashed through a barn in a tank last night, Now the cows and the chickens are ready to fight. We’re heroes to some, but the goats disagree, Two days in the USSR, and we just want tea. [Chorus] Two days in the USSR, and we’re trying to cope, The snow is relentless, but we’re clinging to hope. The vodka’s a blessing, the songs hit the bar, Two days in the USSR, and we’ve raised the bizarre. [Outro] So here’s to the chaos, the snow, and the bears, And soldiers like us, who survive on prayers. We’ll march to tomorrow, though it seems so far, Two days in the USSR, what a strange memoir.
2:03 never tell an american you hate Capitalism An Chinese you hate Communism An Saudi Arabian that you love human rights An Austrian that you hate his Art
It was drawn that way by Falco, the guy who made the first Polandball comic. We don't know if it was intentional or a mistake, but it's funny either way, so it's been a rule ever since.
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Don't ya just love watching USA flawlessly fly an F-16 next to a big screen of comics?
Haters will say it's fake.
Yes
These comics never cease to crack me up. Who knew balls could be so funny.
Wha💀
I love balls too
😂
Wdym by that bro😭😭😭
😭
The scream of belgium was hysterical 😂
Fr
1:56 one rule of being a principal at country ball school never show Austria there, art grades
relttih floda: time to commit some war crimes.. (read the name backwards.)
The plane sitting there for 25 minutes at the whole video
Lmao I wonder where it’s going
@вяатit's going to japa-
@@Purple_Pinthe enola gay plane did that (thats actually its name)
Don't worry, he's just in PTFS and in cruise mode
Yeah it should have kept changing with the vehicle and the country too
4:44 missed opportunity to make Japan the pilot 😂
Some of my favourite parts
9:45 worm
9:54 perfect scream
10:37 There are so many jokes in this one comic
11:53 Poogle
12:03 Forecast for tommorow: It's rain!
12:26 Anger
14:00 tragic death
15:01 annoy
17:03 one of the emojis
17:48 no... worse.
18:16 best laugh ever
19:35 the scary sound
20:19 great animation
22:51 US or...
23:37 scream
25:11 violence
This is certainly a better way to rewatch all of the comics instead of endlessly scrolling shorts on this channel
Two Days in the USSR
[Verse 1]
We crossed the border with a grand salute,
But now we’re stuck, and the tanks won’t shoot.
The vodka flows, but the plans are dry,
Two days in the USSR, and we’re asking why.
[Chorus]
Two days in the USSR, and we’re lost in the snow,
The compass is spinning-where’d the road even go?
We tried to be bold, but we’ve come so far,
Two days in the USSR, and we broke the car.
[Verse 2]
The locals greeted us with bread and a grin,
But we can’t read the signs, so we’ll just dive in.
A bear stole the rations, the sergeant’s confused,
Two days in the USSR, and we’ve all been used.
[Chorus]
Two days in the USSR, and the plan’s gone awry,
The general is yelling, but we don’t know why.
The cold bites hard, but the borscht’s on par,
Two days in the USSR, and it’s all bizarre.
[Bridge]
We thought we’d advance, but we’ve circled the plains,
And now we’re stuck fixing the tracks of a train.
The radio’s static, the captain’s asleep,
Two days in the USSR, and the snow’s knee-deep.
[Verse 3]
We crashed through a barn in a tank last night,
Now the cows and the chickens are ready to fight.
We’re heroes to some, but the goats disagree,
Two days in the USSR, and we just want tea.
[Chorus]
Two days in the USSR, and we’re trying to cope,
The snow is relentless, but we’re clinging to hope.
The vodka’s a blessing, the songs hit the bar,
Two days in the USSR, and we’ve raised the bizarre.
[Outro]
So here’s to the chaos, the snow, and the bears,
And soldiers like us, who survive on prayers.
We’ll march to tomorrow, though it seems so far,
Two days in the USSR, what a strange memoir.
25 minutes worth of comics for me to enjoy 😋 crazy how little time you’ve been making these and already have such a long and good compilation??
As a British I can confirm that our prisons are like that
2:39 2:41 FLÖTENTOTEN PRACTICE 2:47 NOPE THEY ARE MISICES
“This is Ohio” 💀
I WAS ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS
Making a short every single day must be a lot of work, every subscriber you get is deserved
As a Canadian, the canadian bits are just hilarious. Quebec, with the sword, literally had my laughing to the point of tears.
0:25 that's not a tv, that's a powerful robot
What is Italy gonna do in NATO assemble I can tell he can distract them with the delicious food
Usa PRISON IS A NIGHTMARE ITS HORRENEDS Norway ahhh a paridise Austrila Wait, don’t tell me I thinkwhere
I think I am
thats what i needed for the morning
ok now why is the german culture now killed?
4:12 see it's not that can that Canada doesn't want to go to war with America (as an ally), it's just they'd be screwed if they started a war.
2:52 That is bavarian culture, not german culture.
The scream 😭 1:42
The British way is so goofy
Love the background
The F-16 looks clean.
6:50 whk also noticed canada not complete 🇨🇦
👇
its peru
Uhh am I bad at noting flags
2:03 never tell an american you hate Capitalism
An Chinese you hate Communism
An Saudi Arabian that you love human rights
An Austrian that you hate his Art
Im writing this comment as Im watching this video. It's nice to revisit some "classics"😅
☠️U.S.A. make country fat 6:54☠️
yay shorts
19:55 im finish this is not true in the winter it is like tat
Great episode of Polandball comics
This was hilarious
we need all shorts ever like this
Cool video
1:27 Ye. 🇵🇸
Gotta at least feel bad for the goose :(
He wasn’t the one who bombed people
@JToH-0lymp1c5 true... but still...
But the goose
Balls
Melting pots gets me every time.
“Italian racism, German racism, and french racism.”
Hi Poland ball
random question, why is Poland upside down?
It was drawn that way by Falco, the guy who made the first Polandball comic. We don't know if it was intentional or a mistake, but it's funny either way, so it's been a rule ever since.
amazing!
Seven minute game
1 hour gang👇
Bad road
The great papyrus approves
💀 lol
Forgot about this
21:15 checkie
HELLO
3:05
Crown Equality: Why is Quebec flag in there?
17:59 i think that was the fiest video on the chanel i saw
Hi
Why don't you make more videos with Latin American countries? :D
1 hour ago yayy!
Yesssss🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
comic
wait what
fir... (first, lol i was bored)
Don't...
@DexterLimm i was bored
@@Welshymap Fair enough
CYMRUUUU 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴 (I am very proud of my country)
Cool but I don't watch because I watched all your videos
NATO ASEMBLE
(join as a country in the aliance but
yhe countri has to be in the aliance in
real life)
UNITED STATES
Bro why did you banned me in the live video??
BAD WORD ON 4:03
At least it’s more censored than Instagram comments 💀
You are using indonesian ball you need to turn your country ball upside down
4th
First