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  • Опубліковано 12 лис 2014
  • Micro Machines V5 in all but name! (Kinda in the name too...)
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  • @riverhope4299
    @riverhope4299 8 років тому +208

    is it bad that i was laughing histerically because of his description of his morning

    • @scovelme
      @scovelme 8 років тому +1

      +Hope Patterson Probably.

    • @vaultboy8510
      @vaultboy8510 8 років тому +3

      Ikr I was like "your the least luckiest person alive" while laughing so hard i didint make a sound

    • @deadchannel98275dhyu
      @deadchannel98275dhyu 8 років тому +3

      Somebody got struck by lightning twice, fell off of a cruise ship, fell into an open manhole, got shot, got mugged, and had a bat grab their scalp, then they looked for help, and everybody just screamed, which angered and confused the bat, and then the bat started urinating into their hair.

    • @johnny2786
      @johnny2786 8 років тому +2

      +BRVRcreepypasta I doubt that

    • @aliabdallah102
      @aliabdallah102 6 років тому +1

      I'm just replaying the intro

  • @thenotoriousdig610
    @thenotoriousdig610 6 років тому +76

    “I spilled anything that could be spilled into everything that shouldn’t have stuff spilled into it”
    The name of your sex tape

  • @aliabdallah102
    @aliabdallah102 2 роки тому +18

    This is my "thing I listen to whenever I'm having one of those days"

  • @aaronfitzgerald208
    @aaronfitzgerald208 8 років тому +84

    that is literally the happiest i've ever heard him. except for when he got the sonic socks in the sonic 1 episode. then again he was 5

  • @felixrowan3740
    @felixrowan3740 2 роки тому +10

    I've rewatched the intro to this enough times to pretty much be able to recite the intro word-to-word, and I imagine that I am not the only one.

  • @CpnGame
    @CpnGame 9 років тому +260

    2:40-2:45
    Well, you're making a transaction in a Micro Machines game, so in a manner of speaking, it _is_ a micro-transaction.

  • @starlightwaffles555
    @starlightwaffles555 9 років тому +47

    "I was in a TV" Nerd 3 just said the plot to Persona 4

  • @BroCorp02
    @BroCorp02 9 років тому +10

    LOVE how he was SOOOO pissed, then get's this game, and is SOOOO HAPPY
    I love it!

  • @experimentbros4064
    @experimentbros4064 8 років тому +30

    "Sonic the pissing hedgehog" Dan Hardcastle 2015

  • @commentedonwhatyousa
    @commentedonwhatyousa 7 років тому +10

    This is my favorite intro to a video ever.

  • @someweeb3650
    @someweeb3650 8 років тому +114

    "Puddles make you wet" never knew people have a fetish for puddles...

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 8 років тому +1

      +Some Weeb i mean theres fetishes for everything, the only exception is fetishes, boobs, penises, and vaginas, so its not that surprising

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 8 років тому +1

      doctour two skull there is actually a fetish for boobs, as some people are not attracted to them

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 8 років тому

      Some Weeb no, its an exception because more people are attracted to them vs people who are not attracted to them

    • @TheBearOfSpades
      @TheBearOfSpades 8 років тому +1

      +doctour two skull EH! you forgot fetishes for PONIES!!!

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 8 років тому

      Marcus Calvin that includes everything except boobs, penises, and vaginas does it not?

  • @therudestofclouds2007
    @therudestofclouds2007 7 років тому +56

    "magnaflorious" is my new favorite word

  • @sandwich2473
    @sandwich2473 3 роки тому +4

    This is a good video.
    A nice one to watch whenever.

  • @emmettochrach-konradi2785
    @emmettochrach-konradi2785 9 років тому +18

    "dog Cons..." should read "Dog COnstruction" and furthermore it's a parody (because of licensing reasons) of the American Construction vehicle company Caterpillar which brands their vehicles with "CAT" decals

    • @MidnightmoonRR
      @MidnightmoonRR 6 років тому +1

      Emmett Ochrach-Konradi Can we get an award for captain Obvious?

  • @PewDiePieBro10
    @PewDiePieBro10 9 років тому +4

    Dan, I can never forgive you for not making a full playthrough of this game :(

    • @jet3767
      @jet3767 9 місяців тому

      have you still not forgiven him?😂

  • @Aledharris
    @Aledharris 8 років тому +2

    I put my back out teaching 'head shoulders knees and toes' to 5 year olds. 28 years old, depressing as all hell. Now I know the game I should have played.

  • @Konym
    @Konym 8 років тому +9

    Dan, I'm so sorry, but I couldn't help but crack up when you talked about how you opened a cabinet into your own face.
    Really though, sorry.

  • @ciaranbayliss7939
    @ciaranbayliss7939 8 років тому +3

    I haven't stoped playing it since I got soooo good thanks dan I got it because of you

  • @AngryDadGaming
    @AngryDadGaming 3 роки тому +4

    This game is a huge favorite of ours to play with the kids. It’s led to...many-a shouting match...

  • @rainey2045
    @rainey2045 6 років тому +17

    This video is great... except for bringing back my PTSD for Pink and Lime TF2 loadouts

    • @kael8567
      @kael8567 5 років тому +1

      It was long trip

  • @OscarRobbing
    @OscarRobbing 7 років тому +4

    Still the funniest UA-cam intro of all time.

  • @Visurient
    @Visurient 9 років тому +21

    Micro Machines V6

  • @maxcornman7875
    @maxcornman7875 9 років тому +5

    I know how you feel. I'm just 15 and my back shits itself daily. It is by far the best feeling ever.

  • @ArtyI
    @ArtyI 9 років тому +14

    Dan, you have officially lost too much blood near the end of the video. Go see a doctor.

  • @ErrorCode5505
    @ErrorCode5505 Рік тому

    This video has been recommended to me for years just now watching it

  • @BruthItzAli2
    @BruthItzAli2 2 роки тому +1

    this is so nostalgic 😭

  • @TheJeff_Rey
    @TheJeff_Rey 8 років тому +1

    This video should just be called "Watch Nerdcubed Lagh when He wants to be mad"

  • @tiamta
    @tiamta 3 роки тому +3

    I really hope Dan understands why the moon buggy has low gravity

  • @FoxBox357
    @FoxBox357 8 років тому +4

    Micro Machines is made by codemasters and Toybox Turbos is also made by codemasters.
    Micro Machines V5 confirmed ;D

  • @TheMrKeksLp
    @TheMrKeksLp 6 років тому +1

    Excluding 1, 2 and 3 from your number scale is the exact opposite of "equal opportunity"

  • @Z64sports
    @Z64sports 6 років тому +1

    MicroMacines is one of my favorite N64 games.

  • @rubblerage1101
    @rubblerage1101 4 роки тому +1

    Set playback speed to 0.75x for drunk Dan at the start.

  • @Cyberbrickmaster1986
    @Cyberbrickmaster1986 8 років тому +4

    I believe it's called that because they cancelled the line of Micro Machines toys, so they couldn't use the name anymore. I suppose it might be because of those Micro Chargers, which are the Hot Wheels equivalent to Micro Machines, but whatever...

  • @carterprice9828
    @carterprice9828 8 років тому +1

    nerd you play the best games thats why i subscribed today

  • @nicksottos6320
    @nicksottos6320 7 років тому +4

    the one-time nerdcubed wanted the game to be crap it was awesome 1:25

  • @stopfidgetting
    @stopfidgetting 6 років тому +54

    Where are all of these 15-year-olds with bad backs coming from?!

    • @quasi0
      @quasi0 5 років тому

      Caudex ?

    • @chaochap6390
      @chaochap6390 4 роки тому

      Speaking for myself, amplified pain syndrome.

    • @ErebusAlekos
      @ErebusAlekos 2 роки тому

      Middle to high school

  • @MrDeits97
    @MrDeits97 8 років тому +1

    I just completed every level, 3 stars and the second to last time trial where you have to collect clocks aswell as do 3 laps was pure hell

    • @shanprochazka5475
      @shanprochazka5475 6 років тому

      MrDeits97 its called the countdown mode and yeah i did the same and it was so aggrivating

  • @zacjacob4349
    @zacjacob4349 9 років тому +2

    Dangit, I have to get this game now.

  • @nicksottos6320
    @nicksottos6320 7 років тому +2

    it is one of those days 0:08

  • @Jmac5281
    @Jmac5281 6 років тому +1

    and its currently on sale till March 6th 2018 for only 3.74 us dollars compared to the usual price of 14.99. thats 75% off :) its a steal at that price.

  • @SpookieD00kie
    @SpookieD00kie 7 років тому +5

    My college teacher used to work for code masters

    • @crackspider101
      @crackspider101 3 роки тому

      My uncle _currently_ works for Codemasters

  • @tristanpeissel2780
    @tristanpeissel2780 7 років тому

    Great vid dan!!!!

  • @samuelcamarillo1349
    @samuelcamarillo1349 7 років тому

    This is now a mobile game called Micromachines.

  • @MoonyDubMusic
    @MoonyDubMusic 9 років тому +1

    ...and Tarah...
    AND TARAH!!

  • @dylanbuford6512
    @dylanbuford6512 9 років тому +1

    "Whereupon I open a cabinent door into MY OWN FUCKING FACE!"
    Me:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Dies
    The Afterlife:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @xxnoobkillerxx124
    @xxnoobkillerxx124 9 років тому +1

    I know how you feel nerdcube.

  • @parkeradelaide4579
    @parkeradelaide4579 6 років тому +1

    "Oh no I've been scienced!"

  • @irregular1430
    @irregular1430 8 років тому

    wow you even do the little spin jump when you get a point like MM

    • @irregular1430
      @irregular1430 8 років тому

      +The IrRegular Show oh never mind he said that after i noticed it anywy

  • @StellarSkiess
    @StellarSkiess 9 років тому

    THE LINE IS A TIDAL WAVE.. BWAAAH

  • @ajdhjaoakdn2ndgoogleaccoun929
    @ajdhjaoakdn2ndgoogleaccoun929 5 років тому

    *Wheels of High Temperatures*

  • @lucaspayne1260
    @lucaspayne1260 9 років тому +1

    i love your vids

  • @M4tth2w
    @M4tth2w 8 років тому +1

    this game is currently on sale on steam... kinda wanting it more now..

  • @barakul5648
    @barakul5648 6 років тому

    Burnt soup... Intriguing.

  • @GameplayReviewUK
    @GameplayReviewUK 6 років тому

    On Steam this game has 75% off until 7 August

  • @Nathan_A_RF
    @Nathan_A_RF 7 років тому +1

    Ah yeah, Dave Gorman's favourite game

  • @joshuascott2864
    @joshuascott2864 8 років тому +5

    Green, purple, and more purple. Methinks Dan is secretly an Evangelion fan....

    • @victoriastorey4540
      @victoriastorey4540 8 років тому +1

      +Joshua Scott his fave colour is greenish purple. nothing to do wit eva

    • @joshuascott2864
      @joshuascott2864 8 років тому +1

      EVA-01 is mostly purple with green on the chest, shoulder pylons, ankles, arms, and knees. Also, I never said his favorite color, I mentioned the colors he chose for everything in this game.

    • @victoriastorey4540
      @victoriastorey4540 8 років тому +1

      i know what eva 01 one looks like. he does say in the vid about greenish
      purple

    • @joshuascott2864
      @joshuascott2864 8 років тому

      Yes, but I *never said anything about greenish purple*. The colors he chose for the moon buggy are green and purple, as in SEPERATE COLORS, LIKE EVANGELION UNIT ONE HAS.

    • @ajdhjaoakdn2ndgoogleaccoun929
      @ajdhjaoakdn2ndgoogleaccoun929 5 років тому

      Or lex luthor lol

  • @codycovers3476
    @codycovers3476 8 років тому

    Gets pissed off because it's awsome nerd 2014

  • @Tommy-fh4gw
    @Tommy-fh4gw 8 років тому +2

    I used to be a fan , now im an air conditioner

  • @BlazertronGames
    @BlazertronGames 7 років тому

    Just got this game for 3 quid! STEAM SALES WOO!

  • @evie-bc3lw
    @evie-bc3lw 6 років тому +1

    The mobile version is actually called micro machines and it is basically the exact same

  • @jacobsturgess9726
    @jacobsturgess9726 7 років тому

    OMFG!!!

  • @joostinostan
    @joostinostan 9 років тому +3

    THIS GAME IS SO CUTE!

  • @markmcgehee8524
    @markmcgehee8524 8 років тому

    this is now called micro machines 2 toybox eddition

  • @Toby-Wan-Kenobi
    @Toby-Wan-Kenobi 7 років тому +2

    The intro tho

  • @jaylonrawlins68
    @jaylonrawlins68 9 років тому

    and the golf cart and all that stuff

  • @Sloppyjoe96
    @Sloppyjoe96 8 років тому

    lmao best intro...

  • @jaylonrawlins68
    @jaylonrawlins68 9 років тому

    that moon buggy looks like jacks style

  • @Willcraftgameing153
    @Willcraftgameing153 9 років тому

    Cool

  • @sithalo
    @sithalo 9 років тому

    when i was lil some how the record button got hit on the vcr when i had micromachines on i guess. i watched the tape later for some reason and saw the beginning demo recorded and was amazed and blown away by the fact that gameplay from my 64 could be recorded. I only thought you could record tv and movies i didnt know you could record N64 gameplay or any gameplay for that matter back then.
    now i cant stop recording gameplay and its ruined my channel lol.

    • @BlazertronGames
      @BlazertronGames 7 років тому +1

      sithalo record a lets play on vcr lol

    • @sithalo
      @sithalo 7 років тому

      BlazertronGames i would if i still had a working vcr lol.

  • @eldritchstories1461
    @eldritchstories1461 9 років тому

    I have the old micro machines

  • @donvalentino9822
    @donvalentino9822 5 років тому

    At the end I think Dans trying to say “Arcade game”

  • @TheRedShadow74
    @TheRedShadow74 8 років тому

    he was micro-no-scooped

  • @TheAdam1995
    @TheAdam1995 6 років тому

    I came here after watching Caddy's video on the latest Micro-Machines game.

  • @GaiaAlpha
    @GaiaAlpha 8 років тому

    Intro= TIFU

  • @KiwiLightning56
    @KiwiLightning56 8 років тому

    What game have I heard that "moon sound" in before, I remember it being a PS1 era Theme Park maker

  • @ardentmartin5077
    @ardentmartin5077 8 років тому

    I love your video then mate

  • @slantedhorses4233
    @slantedhorses4233 8 років тому

    ONE OF THE WALLS IN THE ELIMINATION RACE WITH SASQUATCH IS A DISPENSER FROM TF2 OMG

  • @chickenbeads9210
    @chickenbeads9210 8 років тому

    his moon buggy looks like he took it from The Joker

  • @parkeradelaide4579
    @parkeradelaide4579 6 років тому +1

    Remember when Dan played games instead of watching porn?
    Nerdcubed really is the best youtuber.

  • @corruptgaming8314
    @corruptgaming8314 7 років тому +8

    the lesson we have learned is to not judge a book by its cover 😌😏

    • @bronyman9000
      @bronyman9000 7 років тому

      CorruptGaming toy box turbos is pc version of machines mobile game

    • @SeamusFries
      @SeamusFries 7 років тому +1

      Spawn Loudermilk fuck off the only good mobile game is Balloon tower defense 5 from a third party

  • @fortherecord98
    @fortherecord98 9 років тому

    That intro

  • @xiceflamx5105
    @xiceflamx5105 7 років тому

    and I'm rally pissed off cuz it's fucking amazing - Dan, 2k15

  • @ashtonwaters
    @ashtonwaters 8 років тому

    This is 100% the exact same as micro machines v4 for the psp

  • @---...---
    @---...--- 6 років тому

    these days do happen I had an awful day yesterday but I'm sad that I'm having an alright day now because my dog got put down so the universe got it the wrong way round.

  • @connorjones9275
    @connorjones9275 6 років тому

    Micro Machines and Minecraft both have mine in them duh!

  • @thomaspierce4536
    @thomaspierce4536 8 років тому

    he should do a nerd loves on this

  • @BabzaiWWP
    @BabzaiWWP 9 років тому

    game starts at 3:22

  • @jeseepage9896
    @jeseepage9896 7 років тому

    when the hell was there a fart noise when he cusses ubisoft

  • @Phoenix_3807
    @Phoenix_3807 2 роки тому

    Gta online has a job that is assentially micro machines and it is called tiny racers
    (Just a fun fact)

  • @grace7730
    @grace7730 9 років тому

    damn bad day wow

  • @psycomachia
    @psycomachia 9 років тому

    3:13 Thanks Doc. Yes this joke still exists and if you get it then you are as old as the oldest fossil.

  • @vancehays4529
    @vancehays4529 5 років тому

    Im 12 and a half and my back did that to me too

  • @gertgamma4485
    @gertgamma4485 8 років тому

    16:16 the calculator

    • @myar4931
      @myar4931 8 років тому +1

      Big ol bee?

  • @MarysSwagYouTubeChannel
    @MarysSwagYouTubeChannel 8 років тому

    ..Wrecked: Revenge Revisited is like this

  • @haltonx
    @haltonx 9 років тому

    if u like this try table top racing its very similar and its on ios

  • @terryw.1036
    @terryw.1036 8 років тому

    Ahahahahah that is funny

  • @note2119
    @note2119 6 років тому

    What is the name of the best ditective's dog
    Furlock bones

  • @maxwilson5623
    @maxwilson5623 6 років тому

    MMOORREE

  • @christiejacox3499
    @christiejacox3499 8 років тому

    Nerd cubed has way too much bad luck

  • @Mantis_Toboggan_TrashMan
    @Mantis_Toboggan_TrashMan 4 роки тому

    Damn Dan is fucking 30 now.