FARTING WITH EYE CONTACT
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- Опубліковано 22 сер 2019
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PART 2 ► • THROWING MY FARTS
A lot of you liked eye contact farts in my Top 10 video, so have yourself a full video of JUST eye contact farts! Thank for commenting, liking, subscribing, so on and so forth!
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This is exactly the kind of pure comedy we all need in these trying times.
Jesus Christ died for your sins on the cross. Repent and believe in him or you will be separated from God The Father for all eternity and face hell forever. Never ending!
Word!
@@treek10k why would Jesus die for my own sin !? That’s kinda unfair.
Laughed till I farted, NGL
@@treek10k And i salute you with a fart as deep as the Mississippi.
That's how you establish dominance.
Wierd flex but ok
😂
Jajajjajaja
😂😂😂😂😂👍
@@empireclout3556 👍😂🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
I love how insane he looks while he stares at his victims
"Victims" 😭😭
He looks concerned.
absolutely deranged tooter
At 1:46 is the perfect illustration
Victims 😂
Farting, then having somebody ask, "Was that you?" Nodding, then continuing to fart is the most powerful example of asserting dominance I've ever seen.
Also how WW3 will start.
1:49 he grabbing the fart with his hand then throwing at people passing by is hilarious 😂
That was straight malicious
@@kirch3954fr 😂💀
people don't realize how much courage this needs 😂😂
LMFAO!!
BROT BROT BROOOTTT!!! PROT PROT PROOOTTT!!!
The guy's hot, it doesn't take much
@Leo Xx expect yourself being ugly and fart while staring at people in the eyes, then come back here
Haha
Farting with eye contact seems like such an agressive thing to do
No it's a millennial tradition
It’s quite BOLD. 😂😂😂
Fr
It’s a challenge, I would fart back, then fist bump w respect
Hell Yeah i farted what you gnna about it???
I just randomly got this in my recommended and went to see what other pranks this guy has done. Almost every single video released in the pas five years is fart related. This is both baffling and amazing to me.
Still to this day 😂
How does he do it, its almost impossible to fart so much, or he must have a little pump in his pocket with a pipe to his arse!
He was born to do this
he found his niche
It's what the internet was made for
1:45 one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Creepy peeping around the corner with that eyebrow up. Lmao!!!
This video is just a demonstration that if you are confident enough, you can literally get away with anything
After seeing this, I didn't leave a comment. Only an upvote.
@D_ans Just walk out of there. Confidently.
It’s like idiocracy
“I’m actually supposed to be getting out of jail”
“You’re in the wrong line, dumbass!”
Lol. Look at the guy that thought the girl who did it.
But what are ppl gonna do tho
No matter how old I get, farting will always be disgustingly funny to me.
I could be on my death bed and if someone farted I’d literally die of laughter 😂
Right! I'm 38 and my ribs hurt from laughing so hard. Lol
It's such a natural human response to laugh at farts. I just can't help it 🤣🤣
You all need to grow up. That's really unsanitary.
@@svxxvxx9274 How in the hell is it unsanitary? Please explain the science to me. 😂😂😂😂
2:21
Exceptional level of mutual respect and understanding.
Ah the good old fart joke. Never gets old 😂
1) Women like a man who can make them laugh.
2) Most of the women in this video got the giggles.
3) If you're looking for a girlfriend, go up to random women and fart. You'll be fighting them off. 👍
Fun fact: I accidentally farted in front of my girlfriend on our first date. We pissed ourselves laughing and it was great 😂
wtf 😂
@@bluebree lol the first time my best mate and I hung out, we were sitting on the floor about a metre apart and I had to let one out. I thought it'd be silent but it was *not*
He said "....I felt that over here" and we both cracked the absolute fuck up. A year and a half later we're best buds and now tell each other about our poos lmao
@@GrimFelArt Haha, aw thats great! Sometimes the most embarrassing times make for the best times lol
Thanks Dad!
This guy has the perfect face for this kind of a prank lol
Yes especially at 1.57
A face anyone would love to 👊
Exactly. Really nice poker face. :-D
@@vibsmith555 and this 2:14 lmao😂
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I just love these videos, I laugh so much I cry. Farts are just timeless comedy gold.
This man deserves an award. How in the hell does he keep a straight face??
This man is a legend - what makes it even more hilarious , is that he is so well dressed, elegant and dignified to look at , and yet farts in public as casually as if it's the most ordinary thing to do
Ya. .. right
😂😂😂😂😂
I mean farting in public is ordinary, we all do it daily. Looking in one’s eye while doing it is not 😂
This comment! 100%! So freaking hilarious!
Where is he well dressed , he wears a jeans and a jacket 😂😂
Most girls seem to appreciate a strong, proud fart.
As long as it doesn't stink, play that butt trumpet with pride!
Melanie Sander Cool that you are into that
Melanie Sander ok but.. How could it not?
@@DeepBlue7 So, Males are harmless because only female can deliver the silent killer....
@@DeepBlue7 Bruh 🤣🤣
Thank you for your videos they really do just make my day, your regular videos are absolutely amazing but this eye contact one perfection 😂😂😂😂😂
One of the funniest videos I've seen in a while. Wonderful facial expressions!
The alpha rips a loud one, and the lesser male backs down, realising he has no chance of mating
we've turned an evolutionary corner as a species
True sigma
I read that with Werner Herzog's voice
Or Morgan Freeman voice.
David Attenborough for me
I love how this dude has no shame in himself 🤣 it's hard to do something like that while making eye contact lol
Lol totally
you gotta be confident af to do this
@@TIRFemcel definitely lol, I couldn't do it😂
@@TIRFemcel Confifart
Totally insane🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
99% of the time the reactions are awesome but the talent of him being able to hold a straight face while he's supposedly dropping his guts is the best part
I've seen many of these fart videos but the eye contact had me in tears.
I'd like to see more kid's reactions. That would be hilarious too.
This man should receive an oscar just for keeping a straight face
Yeah this video was nominated for Oscar 2020, check out.
I was about to comment the same
No he shouldn’t
I don’t understand how????
hahahahh yes i also shoked on her face very boled man
Eye contact takes fart jokes to another level.
It’s brilliant! 😂😂
Socks are more dangerous.....u saw how many people Al Bundy killed with his socks, but they also have been fuel/gas for aliens spaceship
You mean God Level.
It is
This is exactly what I needed this morning. Absolute Gold!
thanks my bro. this stuff keeps me going when times are dark
When you look someone in the eyes and fart it's like challenging the person :D
A farting duel. Who can FART the loudest and longest
@DodgedABullet It's just a very primitive thing some animals could do. Like marking your territory and telling others to fuck off :D it's so aggressive haha
Hahahahahahaha
A FART-OFF
Assert dominance by farting
No matter what your age, you will always laugh at a fart
Once I saw a man not laugh at a fart and then I remembered I was at a wake and realized he didn't have a pulse.
Exactly it's so funny😂
It's all fun and games until it starts to smell like rotten eggs.
Sean Gannon 😂😂 good man
I know I always fart and laugh about it!
I love how unhinged it comes off 😂😂😂
This is absolutely the best video, play it again, Sam !
This is what Sun Tzu called the Art of Fart
the fart of war
F-art
more like death from a thousand farts!
I thought Shi Tzu called it that.
@@alpha068 that is a good one!! 😂
This video makes me laugh so hard I've never been able to finish it without dying
I haven’t laughed this hard in years😂
The first one made me weak. 32yrs old and I'm still losing it over farts🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Reese V almost 26 here lol. The one at 1:49 had me dying
39 and I’m dying 😂
You're not alone, mate.
I am 56, isolated, alone, and depressed. You truly made me chuckle. Thank you as needed it more than you could ever know. Your eye contact just adds to the entertainment.😆
Brenda you seem like a good lady. I'm sorry you're depressed but I'm glad this video made you laugh. I hope you feel better soon.
If you want to chat I’d be happy to give u my email
Hope you’re feeling better Brenda x
get a boyfriend maybe
@@annabellediana2226 yes provide your mail id, I will contact you
I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying. This is your best. I've watch this one more than a few times. LOL!
fucking hilarious. you can see for a moment some of these people are like “oh god there’s a creepy man here staring at me” and then he just starts ripping ass and it’s the most disarming thing imaginable
The phrase “ripping ass” is the funniest shit ever 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
Im not gonna tell you how hard i laughed at this comment but i will say its very comforting to see a dude who looks like a psycho break the ice with such an ass blaster just to make people smile and laugh at him
@@jaylapearson3256 women don't fart
HAHA
@@franciscopereira5760 this is like those "women written by men" memes
act like you're passed out and then fart when someone tries to help you😂
lmao this is such a great idea!
😂😂😂
this is pure gold
😂
Good one
Thank you for the video and happy new year! 🤩👍❤
Women love it. These fart jokes serve such a good purpose - to lighten up your day. A simple fart blows a hole in the steel bucket of our invincible ego
I don’t know how you do that with a straight face lol
He is a pro actor
0:05 That poor guy in Blue was kinda clueless and embarrassed at the same time. He greeted the stranger with a cute smile and got fart in return.
IKR! It seemed like he thought they had a connection at first and then it was ruined in an instant lol
😂 I'm weak...
Also, I kinda ship it tbh.
He deserved it
He's like *"what kind of voodoo sorcery is this?!"*
Farts jokes always gets me 😂
I laughed for 3 minutes straight 😆
How you can keep it together is next level 😂 my man is fearless
2:23 when u realise that literally every adult reacted but that kid is like mehhh whatever
Hee is legend
Kid looked like he was gonna cry
Tis because he can do better
@@lilanderson6652 🤣
Kids are smart
The only problem I have with this guy is that he doesn't make enough videos. He's hysterical and original.
Nah, it's funny...but he's def not original with the eye contact. Check out Jack Vale. Pretty sure there were others before Jack Vale also.
@@dannybigs1 Jack Vale invented the actual Pooter.
dannybigs1 Jack Vale what a hero. Used to love his elevator fart pranks 😂😂
Kevin DeLaurentis Yes he did! He always advertised them for sale on his vids 😆
@@dannybigs1 Jack Vale will always be the king.
I love the reaction at the 17-second clip, this woman makes the scene as good as it can be. They're all great but she is perfect with her pure enjoyment of what just happened.
can't stop watching it over and over. Mazal tov, Dude !
I bet it'd be one hell of a plot twist if someone looked you right in the eye and just farted back
Best friends for life right there XD
Exactly what I was thinking! Lol
ROFL
it would be love at first sight
Then he winks
Someone should have farted back.
😂😂😂😂
I would have been ROFL
Now that would be even funnier! 😂😂😂
And whoever shat first wins
You could've done that 😷
@@samiuddinomer2538 I sincerely hope I would’ve had the balls to fart back. My self respect would’ve increased. Lol
the confidence and the music.....perfection
I could watch these all day😂😂😂😂
This shouldn’t have made me laugh so hard - I’m a 42 year old mother of two little boys. But I’ve been so sick, and this made me laugh so hard that I started sobbing. Now I have to go nap.
Hoping you get better soon. Hold on to your sense of humour for dear life I reckon.
I hope you feel better! :)
Get well
Bless you, get well soon ma'am.
Praying for you.
Surely this man deserves an award for making so many people happy.
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Jesus Christ died for your sins on the cross. Repent and believe in him or you will be separated from God The Father for all eternity and face hell forever. Never ending!
@@treek10k No being is ever separated from God - as God always forgives when and if you're willing to repent. Even satan himself can be forgiven.
@@treek10k Well I don't believe in God or hell so I'm good on that front thanks for the warning.
Here they become mad
omg! you guys are killing me with laughter!
This is the best fart video ever.. the idea of me farting and making eye contact is so hilarious.. dont even know how one should react
It is like he is saying "hi" with butt
Another form of saying hi when farting😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
I'm dead 💀
I'm dead..
Hey freddy I thought ur are dead...
I’ve seen this particular video probably 100 times and I laugh my ass off every time! It never gets old, I’m so glad this guy is back!
Dude, this video is a blessing. Whenever I am in stress, I watch some of his videos and it always make me feel lite and occasionally I may end up in tears "😂"
Absolutely!
Your laugh your ass off...
Me too... lol
man i spent 9pm to 3am watching these vids i cannot thank you enough for killing me with laughter
The eye contact bit is a humour amplifier x100!!! 🤣🤣👏👏👏
Man, please never, NEVER stop doing this! You are the gold!
Jacobs J yusssss quuuueeen
If he stop doing this he would die.
The most Badass thing i watched today😂
Any coward can pull a trigger,
But it takes a real man to look another man in the eyes and fart🔥
Ik man 😂 pulling a trigger is one thing but....farting while making eye contact is just crazy.......dont fuck with someone that makes eye contact when farting. They're most likely insane
I totally agree!
You said it
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Its like Satans backyard when I finish my fart
This is the best what i saw on the internet until now!
Omg this made me literally scream out loud with laughter. I'm crying!!!
Im a 32 year old man with tears in his eyes laughing at this. Im also single. Maybe this is why.
Ahh doent worry man, if the ladys cant Laugh aubout farts, they are boring
Guns N' Games lol I bet u also a coomer
I'm 37 and not single lol 😂 🤣 😁
@@feinegrafik fuck yeah!
@@GunsNGames1Look further than hoes and bitches.
The kid sitting in the stands was just like “whatever boomer”
You mean like whatever Zoomer
Prob my favorite part of the video, kid is completely unfazed
@@haydenLlindsey My daughter would laugh and tell everyone
@@doubletake1238 like literally everyone in the vid and possibly comment section.
Do you know what boomer means?
LOL! omg, this is the best premise for a video ever :D
I could be in the worst mood and your videos make me burst with laughter tysm
I'm so glad to hear that - thanks for the support!
0:51 when the girl jumps 😂😂 I died
It scares the shit outta me
Lmao
xD Holy crap
Mee too
Me too... WTF... She jumps so funny scene
I literally burst out into laughter when he scooped his fart towards the girls walking by.🤣
I love how harmless and funny for everyone involved 😂😂😂
That was the funniest thing iv seen it ages. Haven't laughed like that in a long time 😅
Thanks for bringing this genre of prank back. You’re never too old to laugh at fart pranks.
Jack Vale never let this prank go out of our memories. I bet this guy uses a Pooter too.
Kornél Kereszturi - this guy’s first farting video includes an intro with a shout out to Jack Vale and the Pooter. HumorBagel was respectful enough to honor The Godfather of Fart.
British narrator voice:
“... Watch closely... The male human being can either attract or threaten his fellow man or a woman with a single expulsion of gas. A ‘fart’, if you will.”
I actually read that with a accent
O͜͡l͜͡i͜͡v͜͡e͜͡r͜͡ i͜͡s͜͡ p͜͡i͜͡s͜͡s͜͡e͜͡d͜͡ And I read your account name as a folklore RPG or Zelda or something like that.
@@logan4x6 lol nice
I could hear Sir David Attenborough say that
National geographic channel
I have just discovered this art and I'm dying out here laughing hahaha!
I have high confidence that the man at 1:02 was so uncomfortable that HE apologized for you shitting YOUR own pants. THAT is power 😂
😂😂😂
I had the exact same thought but you worded it much better than I ever could have :)
I just figured he was Canadian, honestly.
I am just wondering how he was able to keep a straight face
Gameboy Pro magic
Click revenue lmao
His arsehole didn't keep a straight face tho...
@@nearestyoutube thanks 😝
Is it is it just me or just the funniest one yet? Keep up the good work?
That thumbnail is enough to make me laugh, everytime. 😂
he doesn't look like your typical youtube farter and his acting is on point
Yeah he's got a more 'clean cut' image which I think helps for the LOLs. Not those fat bearded dirty looking fuckers.
His confidence level like the Empire state building.
Do you even lift bro? Where is your arms? U forgot them at McDonald's or what
@@awakeening863 body shaming
These videos get a laugh out of me without fail.
The music makes the video. Outstanding.
Oh man, haven't laughed that hard in a while. I mean tears rolling, nose running, can't stop laughing or relax my face. Long live the Bagel King!
I had to stop the video to get a breath. Haven't laughed that hard since months. Funniest shit i've ever seen
Jesus Christ died for your sins on the cross. Repent and believe in him or you will be separated from God The Father for all eternity and face hell forever. Never ending!
@i hate black people Come on. It is really funny. And I rarely laugh about things I see on the Internet.
Same here. In Germany we call it Lachkrampf (laugh cramp).
The master of straight-faced farting.
2:21 I wish I had someone to give me such wise advice at that age.
Tytton Elkins this comment deserves more likes. Thank u for the chuckle
You're never too young for a little shit talking.💨
1:16 bro decided to walk it off! 😂
this video is one of the best ! fantastic
I can' t stop laughing.
laughed myself sick.
My eyes are watery.
Same
Ты в порядке? Пять месяцев прошло, надеюсь, ты уже перестал смеяться или хотя бы делаешь перерывы
is this a tercet
@@dvl_crvckr What da man sayin
私もです
the best ones are where he actually looks them right in the eyes showing his pure dominance lmao
Word. His fart game is deeply psychological. He is the fart equivalent of a firm handshake.
2:22 is just beautiful. He is like “yeah i just did that. what are you gonna do about it?“
Yesss
Why don't you try like him?
4 years after and I'm still here, laughing with this :D
Thanks mate!
Needed that laugh.
Well done.
Cheers.
MS
"did you hear that?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 grandma couldn't believe what she heard 👵😂💀
The girl asking "what" was more epic 😂
My husband thinks I am so immature because I laugh like a little school girl watching these videos. He is the one that needs the HumorBagel.
I agree 🥯😃
The way this guy just graciously hands out farts as if he’s handling a small baby bird, Gets me every time
It’s brilliant! 😂😂
LMFAO This makes them thing it was them and not you. Genius. Tho I couldn't pull this out cuz I can't keep a straight face.
Farting with eye contact is my favourite one! His serious face staring at them is just too much 🤣🤣
I'm just impressed at how many different poses and leg configurations this dude can crank out squeakers and borfs from.
I thought he was using an app or something
@@Banananna16 he obviously is 😂
...squeakers and borfs...