Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You: Law Revue Parody 2014

Sit back and enjoy the rarely told Christmas tale of four young lawyers looking for something more during the holiday season. The first wants a journey to tropical lands, the second wants a new car, the third wants to avoid work, and the last apparently just hates Christmas. But how to acquire such things? The four quickly discover a magical book that will help them achieve all of their desires. Watch to see what holiday lawsuits the group will find and whether Santa is any match for the United States' legal system.
Lyrics:
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There are just some things I need
Like a trip to the Caribbean
And a new Maserati
I just want this for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is to sue
Screw Pro Bono this Christmas
Who needs good will and grace
When Bob slips due to negligence
And Timmy gets it in the face
He won't need to hang his stocking
He'll be needing surgery
But his Momma is going to make me happy
By claiming N-I-E-D
Take out a sacrificial loan
And call my practice on the phone
And tell us who you want to screw
Baby all I want for Christmas is to sue
Ugly sweater office parties
Just add a little jealousy
When those big egos clash you'll get
Assault and battery
I will write your claim and sign it
Add consortium on there quick
Because things are really heating up here
And Pam's husband just hurt his . . . (D*%$OHHHH!)
How can you sleep at night
Without protecting civil rights?
Santa can be Hindu!
Baby all I want for Christmas is to Sue
Oh No - Santa's products
are defective everywhere
And the sounds of Children's
screaming fills the air
And everyone is suing
You know what I'll be doing!
Santa won't you bring this class action to me
You know under Federal Rule 23
Santa is going down this Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
To fulfill my prima facie
All over that courtroom floor
I just want this for my own
More than you could ever know
Thank God I got to choose (L'chaim)
Baby all I want for Christmas is.... to SUE!
All I want for Christmas is to sue baby
All I want for Christmas is to sue baby
All I want for Christmas is to sue baby
All I want for Christmas is to sue baby

[@danimorrow6134]

This proved to be both an illuminating and hysterical review right before my torts final. Issue spotting all day Baby! Man it feels good to be done! Bravo!

[@natbabe6589]

Guys your videos cheer me up when I fell I had enough of my law books 📚 a bit hardcore this one but still but a good one

[@annawolfe8908]

This video actually made me laugh out loud! The framed photo of Scalia is priceless :D

[@cindyyen5000]

Couldn't stop laughing! Wouldn't mind getting sued by hot chick ripping into torts book.

[@jacobrubeski2217]

Ha! So Good. You guys went there - very creative with the blood. My torts prof loves dark humor - someone is always getting dismembered in her hypos. Wish my law school did stuff like this!

[@rosanaplaza9790]

How did she do her hair in the first scene by the christmas tree? It's magnificent.

[@shanzalicious]

This was fantastic! Go Orange!

[@deborahchmiel7448]

Made my day :D Like the way you think. There IS hope to pay off my student loans. CASH FOR CHRISTMAS!

[@crappycapt]

Scalia FTW

[@TamasBadmanIsaBeast]

that was sad with the little kid...

[@SupercooledMicrowave]

all i want for christmas is ad revenueeeeeee

[@pikachoerry]

The autotune though . . .