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  • @rachellauren7570
    @rachellauren7570 7 років тому +2367

    "I would go home but they don't want me there." - Shane Dawson
    Relatable

  • @cloemarie
    @cloemarie 7 років тому +2602

    Shane can make a 18 minute video feel like a 2 minute video

    • @evamckenzie4154
      @evamckenzie4154 7 років тому +46

      WOAH IT ACTUALLY FELT LIKE 6 MINUTES

    • @julie-tx9uw
      @julie-tx9uw 7 років тому +12

      Myah Woods I love your profile picture 💕

    • @nouzmb
      @nouzmb 7 років тому +8

      Ommmg I didn't realize

    • @pipsqueak7604
      @pipsqueak7604 7 років тому +4

      Myah Woods TRUEEEE

    • @luket7490
      @luket7490 7 років тому +2

      because I skip all the gross parts, and Shane is in every scene

  • @rachelsowa1293
    @rachelsowa1293 5 років тому +2829

    it's actually crazy watching this almost two years later when you're actually engaged to ryland omg

  • @Javii1
    @Javii1 5 років тому +4222

    I love how Jeffree was on his podcast before they were really friends.

    • @brianna_4040
      @brianna_4040 5 років тому +119

      I know right. But i was actually kinda disappointed, bc on his series with jeffree, he acted like he never even met him before.

    • @Javii1
      @Javii1 5 років тому +49

      @@brianna_4040 yeah I was so confused but I kinda understand. He has had many people who he doesn't know well on his podcast and in their previous collab they seemed a bit awkward.

    • @brianna_4040
      @brianna_4040 5 років тому +22

      @@Javii1 i was just about to type that im so happy that someone else is watching old Shane Dawson videos at the same time that i am, and then i realized that you're the one who originally commented lmao.

    • @Javii1
      @Javii1 5 років тому +19

      @@brianna_4040 haha, I love that 😂😂
      Yeah, Im always re-watching old Shane videos while I wait for him to upload. I love all his girl products,weird things I bought online,life hacks, and food videos

    • @dolce.luna08
      @dolce.luna08 5 років тому +3

      And now they have a pallette and bestfriends

  • @evadolla88
    @evadolla88 7 років тому +228

    I was expecting the fries to shoot through and was genuinely disappointed when they didn't.

    • @sincerelyh6422
      @sincerelyh6422 7 років тому

      Eva Dollahon same tho

    • @mollyrh
      @mollyrh 7 років тому

      How to spot a Shane fan 101😂

  • @reagancook2665
    @reagancook2665 5 років тому +1824

    Shan actually said “oop” before it was even a thing

    • @rwandashaw
      @rwandashaw 5 років тому +25

      Legit came to the comments to either write this or find this comment 😂

    • @antiphobias
      @antiphobias 5 років тому +6

      @@rwandashaw XD

    • @M3xican3000
      @M3xican3000 5 років тому +9

      The popular term is “and I oop” by the beautiful jasmine masters

    • @t3ddibear
      @t3ddibear 5 років тому +18

      Who is Shan????????

    • @antiphobias
      @antiphobias 5 років тому +8

      @@t3ddibear You know that they ment Shane. But lol

  • @tristabruce9599
    @tristabruce9599 6 років тому +355

    “maybe if i throw the egg at my head it will work”
    *OW*
    *does it four more times*
    i’m crying 😂

  • @leximeehan5380
    @leximeehan5380 5 років тому +671

    Shane: * mouth pops *
    Jeffree: I can’t do that * mouth pops * like I can’t do it

    • @Plasticityy
      @Plasticityy 5 років тому

      meh

    • @flamesteak
      @flamesteak 5 років тому +11

      What Jeffree did isn’t how you do it

    • @SkylerMidnight224
      @SkylerMidnight224 4 роки тому +4

      LouieThorneThe1975 X there are two ways to mouth pop. The way Jeffree did it is another way of doing it 😊

    • @susannamccormick1090
      @susannamccormick1090 4 роки тому

      No jefree did a tongue click, it’s different

  • @kaylajanssen6794
    @kaylajanssen6794 7 років тому +246

    When he yelled at the egg that fell. I rewatched it 142 times and laughed louder each time 😂😂😂

  • @whitneyb5457
    @whitneyb5457 7 років тому +290

    Aw Shane is so cute when he laughs and then snorts 😂❤️

    • @joss7630
      @joss7630 7 років тому +2

      Whitney Banner 💖😴💖

    • @phantari
      @phantari 7 років тому +2

      i snort when i laugh 😂

  • @am-ge2wv
    @am-ge2wv 7 років тому +614

    There are two types of people in this world.
    Shane's People
    and Shane's Therapist

    • @egrs94
      @egrs94 7 років тому +10

      Galaxy02! What if you're both

    • @emina3793
      @emina3793 7 років тому +7

      Galaxy02! 3 what about shane?

    • @filupdanyul3687
      @filupdanyul3687 7 років тому +2

      aren't those the Same thing?

    • @Diana-sn9cy
      @Diana-sn9cy 7 років тому +1

      Galaxy02! Therapist

    • @alysonortiz8213
      @alysonortiz8213 7 років тому +2

      Galaxy02! shanse people

  • @naomigrace6314
    @naomigrace6314 5 років тому +228

    shane: the ac in my car stopped working
    car fixer guy: i found a french fry in it

    • @__-qo4ci
      @__-qo4ci 5 років тому +4

      I can practically see the look on Shane's face if that happened XD

    • @emmaskye4681
      @emmaskye4681 5 років тому +7

      'mechanic'

    • @professionalwomenkisser
      @professionalwomenkisser 4 роки тому

      emma skye what do you mean?

    • @randomvideos0-030
      @randomvideos0-030 4 роки тому

      XD thats SO me XD XD XD

    • @maxrich9933
      @maxrich9933 4 роки тому +1

      Potato Chip A mechanic is a Profession where you fix cars.

  • @Sarah-yi3jt
    @Sarah-yi3jt 7 років тому +1255

    Shane just turned into T-Bo from iCarly with those oreos

  • @TabathaTaylor
    @TabathaTaylor 7 років тому +247

    When Shane is secretly How To Basic

    • @grace4618
      @grace4618 7 років тому +3

      Tabatha Taylor OMG YESS

    • @kupkake433
      @kupkake433 7 років тому

      Tabatha Taylor he's not trust me

  • @teav3832
    @teav3832 7 років тому +265

    I love seeing the fireball in the background having less and less liquid in it every video lol

    • @likelyana6880
      @likelyana6880 7 років тому +14

      Omg it does hahaha😂Him and his boyfriend getting lit

    • @sheisdestiny213
      @sheisdestiny213 7 років тому +18

      Tana Vukovic and the red thing with the candy

    • @candacenicole7972
      @candacenicole7972 7 років тому +1

      Tana Vukovic yes I was just about to comment that!

    • @NoOne-pb2dr
      @NoOne-pb2dr 7 років тому

      Destiny Alvarez Yes

    • @finnieboi3303
      @finnieboi3303 7 років тому

      Tana Vukovic same

  • @oliallsopp1687
    @oliallsopp1687 4 роки тому +415

    Cut to 2020 everyone is jealous of shane for actually having toilet paper.

    • @3amvibeswithusx489
      @3amvibeswithusx489 4 роки тому +1

      probs gone with his massive shits 😂

    • @JayeEllis
      @JayeEllis 4 роки тому +2

      I have not bought TP since it became a 'thing'. I just always make sure to have an extra Costco pack in the back of the closet for emergencies. I have yet to run out. The key is to PREP for these things! If you just buy a little extra something (I try to get whatever staple item is on sale) every time you grocery shop, you will be ready for the next pandemic, job loss or illness without breaking the budget.

    • @nagitoe7909
      @nagitoe7909 4 роки тому

      @@JayeEllis if only we were all organised like this 👏👏👏

    • @randomvideos0-030
      @randomvideos0-030 4 роки тому

      Ikr

  • @samiiamii
    @samiiamii 7 років тому +183

    When Shane got genuinely angry because the egg fell off his head, I could actually see myself and I died

  • @ameliabayha4007
    @ameliabayha4007 7 років тому +515

    Everything Shane says could be a quote. I swear.

    • @lpcca6639
      @lpcca6639 7 років тому +4

      Amelia Bayha yesss

    • @brid5998
      @brid5998 7 років тому +20

      "Ah! Sorry I just tend to get scared of cleaning myself."

    • @BallinBunBun
      @BallinBunBun 7 років тому +21

      "I look like a gay demon"

    • @dianaesigmund
      @dianaesigmund 7 років тому +16

      I'm not sure if you know what a quote is.... but if you repeat anything Shane says, IT IS A QUOTE

    • @HollehMae
      @HollehMae 7 років тому +1

      Diana Sig THANK YOU

  • @toriwilliamson1815
    @toriwilliamson1815 7 років тому +279

    "Sometimes when I get anxiety and don't have my fidget spinner and throw my phone at the wall,it feels better when I throw it at someone's head"😂😂😂♥️

    • @christaboody3955
      @christaboody3955 6 років тому +1

      When he said that, all I said was " Me tho!"

  • @elliatalise2491
    @elliatalise2491 5 років тому +104

    Shane: oh it smells like a dead body!
    Shane: your probably wondering why i would know that! Or not!
    Me: yeah im not really suprised.

  • @youlittlestinker5503
    @youlittlestinker5503 6 років тому +1531

    My mom actually did fall down the stairs when she was pregnant with me. *DEPRESSION*

  • @jupsoup2444
    @jupsoup2444 6 років тому +1982

    0:00 little did Shane know that he would be making “The Secret Life of Jeffree Star...”
    edit: holy crap thx for all the likes

    • @sophiav-r2965
      @sophiav-r2965 6 років тому +5

      Fluffy Tøfu yass

    • @ong334
      @ong334 6 років тому +4

      Fluffy Tøfu ikr

    • @ong334
      @ong334 6 років тому +8

      thought of the same thing

    • @idkwhoiam1012
      @idkwhoiam1012 6 років тому +4

      I was just thinking that

    • @armyosk4965
      @armyosk4965 6 років тому +5

      @@dylanelliott9764 ?

  • @niahudgins5822
    @niahudgins5822 6 років тому +378

    the eggs falling and him swearing at them was the best

  • @Ms.Und3rstood
    @Ms.Und3rstood Рік тому +8

    Watching this for the thousandth time to cheer myself up. Shane, you changed my outlook on sadness and turn it into humor❤

  • @eveymorales9218
    @eveymorales9218 6 років тому +292

    Why did I laugh so hard at Shane yelling at an egg????
    Anyways 2018??????

  • @Treesuh
    @Treesuh 6 років тому +323

    Shane left the stopper open in the tub 😂😂😂

  • @ellablue1494
    @ellablue1494 7 років тому +744

    Someone please make a compilation of Shane snorting

    • @abbyc6130
      @abbyc6130 7 років тому +68

      Ella Blue hahahaha Yes! And add that tongue pop sound he makes!

    • @treyhurst
      @treyhurst 7 років тому +12

      Ella Blue and of him saying get on my level or when he says fuuck talking about food 😂😂

    • @dh-hj9pe
      @dh-hj9pe 7 років тому +1

      Ella Blue go watch miss congeniality. you'll basically hear the same noise and see where he got it from lol

    • @nikkimiller4669
      @nikkimiller4669 7 років тому

      Ella Blue YESSSSS OHMYFUCKINGGOD GOODDDD 😂😂😂

    • @dh-hj9pe
      @dh-hj9pe 7 років тому +2

      everytime I hear that I'm like girl I knows what you doin don't try and be slick. but it's all good. I just wish he could reference it so he doesn't seem like he's trying to be unique.

  • @kyliezindars8748
    @kyliezindars8748 4 роки тому +122

    10:23
    Shane: And like 500 rolls of toilet paper.
    Me: Wow... imagine having toilet paper.

  • @anna-gh4tp
    @anna-gh4tp 6 років тому +343

    Omg so I was just binge watching some old Shane videos like this and I had no idea Shane did a podcast with Jeffree Star before this. It's such a coincidence how the Jeffree Star series just ended today and I clicked on this video without even knowing I would see Jeffree.

    • @vivi616
      @vivi616 6 років тому +6

      Just Anøther Persøn HOLY SHIT! YOU READY FOR TRENCH?!!!!????

    • @calciumfather
      @calciumfather 6 років тому +7

      Just Anøther Persøn ||-//💛

    • @calciumfather
      @calciumfather 6 років тому +6

      Vi Vi i know i am!!!||-// how about you?

    • @anna-gh4tp
      @anna-gh4tp 6 років тому +6

      OH I AM READY FOR TRENCH! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'LL COME OUT THIS FRIDAY! I'M SO EXCITED! :D

    • @janessaaa8837
      @janessaaa8837 6 років тому +6

      Just Anøther Persøn OH MAH GOD TWENTY ONE PILOTS FANS I FOUND YOU ! I SWEAR NO ONE I KNOW LISTENS TO THEM

  • @bananerr
    @bananerr 6 років тому +227

    Sitting alone in a half filled bathtub filled with glow sticks in the dark.
    "Does this look like a party?"
    Yes. It looks like the type of party that I'd throw.

  • @destinyessary7985
    @destinyessary7985 6 років тому +281

    i died when he screamed at the egg😂😂😂

    • @littlewhale8086
      @littlewhale8086 6 років тому +2

      Destiny Essary I felt like we saw the real shane😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣jk still love him though

    • @user-cf6uf3kl9r
      @user-cf6uf3kl9r 6 років тому

      Destiny Essary me too

    • @ellastrauss2912
      @ellastrauss2912 6 років тому

      Destiny Essary ikr!

    • @nerane
      @nerane 6 років тому

      Saaaaaaaaaaame!

  • @linna6761
    @linna6761 5 років тому +182

    On the egg one,
    Ryland just walks in and wants to take a shower, He sees shane standing, screaming with eggs all over him

  • @yoursicksecret
    @yoursicksecret 6 років тому +233

    16:02 "EXPOOOOOSSSSED!" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @itsjustme.2153
      @itsjustme.2153 5 років тому +8

      Your Mother's Favorite I actually thought he was naked 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

    • @JaydeCahill
      @JaydeCahill 5 років тому +1

      @@itsjustme.2153 same

  • @esquisitussomnium
    @esquisitussomnium 6 років тому +216

    Lmfao at the stick “I think this is called shish kabob”

  • @njfnjf8470
    @njfnjf8470 7 років тому +437

    i was crying and you just made my day shane

    • @gerardoworld6386
      @gerardoworld6386 7 років тому +3

      Janelle michel why where u crying

    • @njfnjf8470
      @njfnjf8470 7 років тому +8

      gerardo world my mom told me i an not nothing that she wished she never had me but i lover her i will die for her i just dream my mom saying i love you janelle i will do any thing to hear those three words i know she loves me deep in side

    • @gerardoworld6386
      @gerardoworld6386 7 років тому +5

      Janelle michel i am so sorry trust me she loves even tho she does not show it

    • @emkenobi
      @emkenobi 7 років тому +5

      Janelle michel sending love and hugs ❤

    • @Starlisle93
      @Starlisle93 7 років тому +7

      Janelle michel awww, I'm so sorry about what you're going through. My dad is the same way but I ignore him. You do you boo. I'm sure you have people that feel the same way about you. Stay strong and just ignore the hate.

  • @luv442
    @luv442 4 роки тому +453

    Shane: has millions of rolls of toilet paper
    People of 2020: nope

  • @Nnnnnnnnnnp
    @Nnnnnnnnnnp 7 років тому +172

    Shane cracking eggs on himself in the shower is the reason i love him 😂

  • @alishastacy8609
    @alishastacy8609 7 років тому +268

    Only Shane can make me cry from soo much laughter...😂

    • @biggay416
      @biggay416 7 років тому +4

      Alisha Carbert THE EGG PART LOL.

  • @manonmelville4884
    @manonmelville4884 7 років тому +95

    I love how quick Shane is with comedy

    • @makaela2475
      @makaela2475 7 років тому +2

      Manon Melville oml yes

  • @gryffinvidslol
    @gryffinvidslol 5 років тому +37

    That intro to the video was everything xD
    “Ckkohck.”
    - Shane

  • @Funny-ql8wd
    @Funny-ql8wd 7 років тому +456

    12:11 WOW. I've never seen Shane genuinely MAD at something

  • @ZoeClarkTattooer
    @ZoeClarkTattooer 7 років тому +2333

    The thumbnail is everything.

  • @mjmoonwalkergirl
    @mjmoonwalkergirl 7 років тому +382

    when Shane had all those oreos on the stick, it reminded me of that dude from iCarly who sells stuff on a stick 😂

    • @kielycroft9061
      @kielycroft9061 7 років тому +45

      T-Bo (which is ironically my profile pic)

    • @actuallynathalie4650
      @actuallynathalie4650 7 років тому +2

      Kiely Croft Hahaha Omg 😂

    • @Eriey3
      @Eriey3 7 років тому +8

      mjmoonwalkergirl ahh remember the episode when Carly worked there and he told her to put tacos on a stick 😂

    • @angipangi
      @angipangi 7 років тому +1

      mjmoonwalkergirl T-BO

    • @bubblemouth4693
      @bubblemouth4693 7 років тому +5

      sameee😂😂 i was looking for this coment

  • @jordynbaker985
    @jordynbaker985 5 років тому +69

    " that smells like a burning body
    Don't ask me how I know that "

  • @dua_junaid
    @dua_junaid 7 років тому +188

    I love how frustrated he was getting with the eggs xD

    • @lj7552
      @lj7552 5 років тому +2

      WHAT THE FUCK
      eGG JuST StA Y On mY hEAd

  • @annak4892
    @annak4892 7 років тому +367

    I love how he completely changes his mood when he's filming a life hack vid and a creepy video😂😂

  • @aliya5908
    @aliya5908 7 років тому +627

    Shane should've glued the fidget spinner on a clear phone case

    • @marielysdiane3342
      @marielysdiane3342 7 років тому +19

      It's okay I don't that was really his phone. It could've been an old phone he isn't using

    • @MrJackwebb20
      @MrJackwebb20 7 років тому +24

      He has a red iPhone 7 it’s in his last vid, that’s his old iPhone 6

    • @toniturner804
      @toniturner804 7 років тому +1

      why

    • @jackiekensey8245
      @jackiekensey8245 7 років тому +3

      was gonna comment this too lol the second he said he was gonna glue it to his phone

    • @_.medusa._
      @_.medusa._ 7 років тому +1

      it fell off because he needed to rough up the spot before he put glue on so it could adhere lmao i thought the same thing about the case

  • @m4nic.w4ste
    @m4nic.w4ste 5 років тому +704

    Nobody:
    shane: what would happen if i super glued my pee hole..?

  • @morrigansmith3744
    @morrigansmith3744 7 років тому +158

    10:05 expecting 'ill go home' and got "WHY!"......

    • @toby809
      @toby809 7 років тому +1

      Yandere Backup ikr, it was still hilarious XD

    • @whatweowetoeachother3210
      @whatweowetoeachother3210 7 років тому +1

      Yandere Backup SAME OMFG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

    • @lexipie5241
      @lexipie5241 7 років тому +1

      Little.Yandere. Vampire me to I said I’ll go home and when he said why I yelled out WHAT!!!

    • @deisihherandez
      @deisihherandez 7 років тому

      Little.Yandere. Vampire u

    • @pixelated.pickle
      @pixelated.pickle 7 років тому

      Little.Yandere. Vampire ikr😂😂

  • @freerangeeggs6442
    @freerangeeggs6442 6 років тому +606

    Ahhhhhhhhhhh I’m in my bed in the middle of the night silently pissing myself laughing

    • @lexithequeen4763
      @lexithequeen4763 6 років тому +1

      Lucy DM, same

    • @kenzie3743
      @kenzie3743 6 років тому +1

      It’s fucking 2:50 AM also, same

    • @lucymullen4510
      @lucymullen4510 6 років тому

      same ahhahahaha

    • @kyhoney
      @kyhoney 5 років тому +1

      To the people saying same are you with her/him/them in the bed lol

    • @nanacondabjj9324
      @nanacondabjj9324 5 років тому

      4:15 am i binge watch shane and SAME!!!! pray for me and my exam in 4 hrs 😂😂

  • @andpeggyschuyler7415
    @andpeggyschuyler7415 6 років тому +241

    “Why am i so dumb.I don’t think my drank when she was pregnant! But i think she might’ve fallen down some staaaaiiiirrrrsss!”-shane dawson life quotes

  • @danarose1893
    @danarose1893 5 років тому +195

    me in every phone call:
    "why are you calling me, just text"

    • @GraceTaylor06
      @GraceTaylor06 4 роки тому +2

      dana rose SO TRUE!

    • @ashleybitchass8257
      @ashleybitchass8257 4 роки тому

      It's really sad how nobody likes to speak anymore just do the easiest thing and become less sociable everyday

    • @ashleybitchass8257
      @ashleybitchass8257 4 роки тому

      It's sickening really

  • @cartere7911
    @cartere7911 7 років тому +275

    If Shane dies the internet dies

    • @MargauxNeedler
      @MargauxNeedler 7 років тому +4

      It will be so weird when our favorite UA-camrs and singers etc. die. So shocking. Or even just when they get really old. When or will they say goodbye to their channel(s)? It's all intriguing and sad to think about.

    • @hunterashe70
      @hunterashe70 7 років тому +1

      TRUUUU

    • @mythlf12
      @mythlf12 7 років тому +1

      your picture makes me T-E-R-R-I-F-I-E-D

    • @xx_azaria_xx5123
      @xx_azaria_xx5123 7 років тому

      Savage Bros 2659 TRUEEE

    • @Abaddonn.
      @Abaddonn. 7 років тому

      wot would life be without him ;c

  • @Nnnnnnnnnnp
    @Nnnnnnnnnnp 7 років тому +301

    Shane cracking eggs on himself in the shower is the reason i love him 😍😂

  • @madisonvanburen6048
    @madisonvanburen6048 7 років тому +401

    Lmao I died laughing when Shane turned the camera to film himself and all you saw was ass in the mirror 😂

  • @whoopsispilledthetea4598
    @whoopsispilledthetea4598 5 років тому +15

    Him being so shocked a/b the pig snort makes me laugh. Like sis wait a year.

  • @autumn-vl4vw
    @autumn-vl4vw 7 років тому +785

    Shane works really hard for all his videos and he's hilarious like it's insane he posts 5 days out a week and his videos are long.most youtubers post once a week and their videos are 5 minutes long.lmao idk why but I just felt like I needed to say that😂👏

    • @Oscar-or3vi
      @Oscar-or3vi 7 років тому

      Lol me too

    • @aidentobias3393
      @aidentobias3393 7 років тому +7

      I see him as a half ass but hardworking in his videos. Like if he accidentally does a thing that's not suppose to happen, he literally makes it good content. And he still has time for friends and family. Forreal that's Shane 😂😂😂 he a good man, he needs to live forever

    • @fluffynugget0161
      @fluffynugget0161 7 років тому

      Aj.and.the. Clique he does videos that regularly bc he has nthn else to do lmao 🤪😂🤩

    • @meowlull
      @meowlull 7 років тому

      Aj.and.the. Cliquexxjdkz

    • @advokatwagner
      @advokatwagner 7 років тому

      Aj.and.the. Clique i get u

  • @tooticky.y
    @tooticky.y 7 років тому +241

    Shane, honey.
    THE PLUG IN YOUR BATHTUB ISN'T IN.

  • @hannahashby2340
    @hannahashby2340 7 років тому +2626

    The bath tub isn't filling up because he didn't plug the drain 😂😂😂

    • @haileyrojo9091
      @haileyrojo9091 7 років тому +38

      I noticed that too!! 😂

    • @celinatrevino
      @celinatrevino 7 років тому +7

      Hannah Ashby me too

    • @bingbong5053
      @bingbong5053 7 років тому +39

      IKR I was confused as to wth Shane was doing.

    • @johannachavez7536
      @johannachavez7536 7 років тому +46

      Hannah Ashby he doesn't know how the house works 😂😂 no worries....me too

    • @connorholan476
      @connorholan476 7 років тому +8

      Hannah Ashby no it's because he didn't have a drain I think that's why he said now it's filling up that my but is covering it lol

  • @michellefletcher6247
    @michellefletcher6247 5 років тому +37

    4:56
    Shane: OH NO! ... Well at least I have food
    Me: that's so relatable... ❤️

  • @cheetothecat7997
    @cheetothecat7997 7 років тому +3692

    Imagine being Shane's neighbor

    • @hauntedwitch1221
      @hauntedwitch1221 7 років тому +53

      Cheeto The Cat Cheeto i love you!!!

    • @phantombtz
      @phantombtz 7 років тому +41

      hey Cheeto!!! How are you doing Queen?

    • @phantombtz
      @phantombtz 7 років тому +30

      Janiel _addict OMG what if Joey and Daniel was Shane's neighbor?

    • @phantombtz
      @phantombtz 7 років тому +9

      Janiel _addict And what if Joey was secretly cheating on Daniel with Shane???

    • @cheetothecat7997
      @cheetothecat7997 7 років тому +9

      Animation Trainee doing great queen

  • @cherrykyun2821
    @cherrykyun2821 7 років тому +124

    12:11 "NO FUCKER! YOU FUCKER!" *Re-thinks life* "That was too much..."
    IM DYING OVER HERE!😂😂😂
    (Just remember....he is screaming at a fucking EGG!😂)

  • @kacperlapinski3056
    @kacperlapinski3056 7 років тому +127

    "Why are you calling me, just text"
    Okay, meeee

  • @markmedley8664
    @markmedley8664 5 років тому +7

    Fry air sounds AMAZING AND AWESOME

  • @lildorito4116
    @lildorito4116 7 років тому +183

    who else was laughing there butt off whenever he was in the shower and cracked the eggs on his head

  • @isabelcopus3599
    @isabelcopus3599 7 років тому +102

    I love his pig snorts OMG!!!

  • @marktombson6358
    @marktombson6358 7 років тому +140

    The "EggSMR" had me dying loooooool

  • @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo
    @FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo 5 років тому +54

    15:16- My back when I get out of bed in the morning.

  • @stephanieo6594
    @stephanieo6594 7 років тому +302

    I'm laughing so hard at the whole egg scene like I'm legit crying

    • @taylorrenee4420
      @taylorrenee4420 7 років тому +5

      Stephs_life I very rarely laugh out loud at anything on either the TV or internet. It's more of like a very quiet, quick, single breathe out.... I really hope you guys understood what I was trying to say...
      But I was fucking d y i n g at the face he made

    • @stephanieo6594
      @stephanieo6594 7 років тому +6

      I was dying at the whole thing lmaoooo

    • @ashleyjimin9801
      @ashleyjimin9801 7 років тому

      Stephs_life same

  • @SeanOHalleran
    @SeanOHalleran 7 років тому +224

    "Honey we don't wash ourselves in this house we lay in our own shit" DEAD 😂😂

  • @sierra4239
    @sierra4239 7 років тому +275

    "It can be so confusing" *cracks egg* "OWWW FUCK!"
    The eggs part is my favorite

  • @myne1213
    @myne1213 4 роки тому +2

    The glow Sticks in the bath with bubbles is awesome for kids with autism. My son loves it! I stayed in the room (he's a teen now this was something we did when he was 6 to about 10) and had a night light in there rather than complete dark.

  • @allisonspillsthetea9357
    @allisonspillsthetea9357 5 років тому +199

    8:47
    Supposedly if you *blow* it will *come out* like crazy.
    SHANE NO HOW DID YOU NOT MAKE A "THATS WHAT SHE SAID" JOKE

  • @destiny7409
    @destiny7409 6 років тому +418

    OML 15:54 HE DIDNT REALISE THE PLUG WASNT IN LMFAOOO

    • @dawnmejias8845
      @dawnmejias8845 6 років тому +4

      does he even know how to plug a bath? not to be mean though shane. im a fan

    • @dawnmejias8845
      @dawnmejias8845 6 років тому

      i know i have the same plug

    • @colincccc
      @colincccc 6 років тому +14

      Are you forgetting that Shane doesn’t take baths

    • @doraooch2968
      @doraooch2968 6 років тому

      Mh-Nahill Younas o

  • @darlo3796
    @darlo3796 7 років тому +249

    Shanes videos MAKE MY DAY! 😂🙌🏼

  • @ellaangel6817
    @ellaangel6817 5 років тому +3

    I love Shane smmmmmmmmmmm he’s literally a mood

  • @katiec595
    @katiec595 6 років тому +68

    omg those mugs in the back😂😂

  • @tatianar9487
    @tatianar9487 7 років тому +3393

    Grey hoodie-sad video
    (Green)Blue shirt- funny video
    Red shirt- conspiracy video
    EDIT- HOLY SHIIIITZ THANKS FOR THE LIKES

  • @rhi5599
    @rhi5599 6 років тому +125

    When Shane was wondering how he was going to put the egg on his head I was surprised he smacked it on his head..... then I realized it’s Shane...... what else would I expect 😂🤣😂

  • @mstrinavega
    @mstrinavega 5 років тому +13

    At 10:04 I really thought he was gonna say I'll go home......
    That would be too lit

  • @yiannachristensen945
    @yiannachristensen945 6 років тому +73

    My dad walked in and saw what i was watching and he said "who's that on your phone, is he a stalker?"
    IM DIEING

    • @gracie3329
      @gracie3329 5 років тому +3

      Yianna Banana should i come to the funeral?? jk😂😂

  • @amyamesburg4657
    @amyamesburg4657 7 років тому +204

    Shane: Its been on for literally 30 mins
    Me: it's not plugged.
    Shane: and its no where near being done
    Me: ITS NOT PLUGGED
    Shane: so we're just going to half ass this
    Me: jfc what else is new, Shane? We always half ass shit, because honestly its just taking forever.
    *flashback to literally every food ever*

  • @dodllolusuns6381
    @dodllolusuns6381 7 років тому +76

    Ryland: you're just gonna sit in the water with a bunch of sticks.
    Shane: sounds good to mee.
    Literally MEEEE

  • @mary_indes2761
    @mary_indes2761 4 роки тому +61

    when he’s amazed that he got Jeffree on a podcast....a year later a pallet and now they r friends

    • @iAmRie47
      @iAmRie47 4 роки тому +5

      Yeah...

    • @ervinahokic4581
      @ervinahokic4581 3 роки тому +12

      @@iAmRie47 this didn’t age well😭

    • @vicceee
      @vicceee 3 роки тому +3

      and now he’s canceled-

  • @boblane1264
    @boblane1264 7 років тому +170

    Shane- A Diet Coke because I'm on a diet!
    *Plays back video of him eating Oreos
    Shane- Diet starting now!!
    Literally me lmao

  • @Keirahinojosa4
    @Keirahinojosa4 7 років тому +320

    you can fry oreos in funfetti cake batter. its amazing

    • @Eveoriginalsinner
      @Eveoriginalsinner 7 років тому +3

      slime time omfg

    • @nicow983
      @nicow983 7 років тому +14

      diabetes

    • @Samm1e
      @Samm1e 7 років тому +7

      slime time it actually tastes pretty good, but I could only eat one lol

  • @chaewonrise
    @chaewonrise 7 років тому +356

    everytime I watch shanes videos I get hungry af

    • @beepboop2449
      @beepboop2449 7 років тому +2

      ari g same!!!

    • @ryley1288
      @ryley1288 7 років тому +2

      ari g currently eating

    • @deceased988
      @deceased988 7 років тому +1

      ari g had to pause the video to get donuts 😂😂

    • @kaz897
      @kaz897 7 років тому +2

      ari g same😅

    • @UnicornMaddness
      @UnicornMaddness 7 років тому +3

      Same gurl

  • @jessicacordy5076
    @jessicacordy5076 5 років тому

    I've been in a horrible depression the past month or more but I came across your videos again and you make me laugh way to much. I can actually say u have brought me out of a deep depression it's getting better slowly and your videos are the reason. Thank you so much!

  • @wolfgills1187
    @wolfgills1187 6 років тому +64

    When Shane was doing the egg stuff I laughed so hard I fell off my couch 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @angied179
    @angied179 7 років тому +640

    I hate when Shane considers him as a "mistake".
    But without him, this world wouldn't laugh or have happiness.
    By the way, his snorting is hilarious, and throughout the whole video, i had DROOL coming down my mouth because i can't control my laughter with Shane and TEARS dripping down my face 😅🤣

  • @justakiddo2412
    @justakiddo2412 7 років тому +75

    I love the little oh no when the fidget spinner fell off his phone

    • @graciecroy7620
      @graciecroy7620 7 років тому +1

      Ya boy Felix oh nooooooooooooooooooi

  • @cookiebaker2461
    @cookiebaker2461 4 роки тому +6

    You have and will always be my favorite youtuber!

  • @rachealmcaloon2292
    @rachealmcaloon2292 5 років тому +718

    Why didn’t he just put a clear phone case on before he glued the fidget spinner on aha 😂

    • @kuntalayir6023
      @kuntalayir6023 5 років тому +85

      Hi, welcome to ua-cam.com/users/shane
      😂

    • @victorinefernandes7057
      @victorinefernandes7057 5 років тому +10

      @@kuntalayir6023 I thought the same thing

    • @tauuu3234
      @tauuu3234 5 років тому +25

      Because he's Shane Dawson

    • @annamarie_k
      @annamarie_k 5 років тому +1

      Anaaa a ._. I was about to say those same exact words 😂

    • @brooklynn4254
      @brooklynn4254 5 років тому +6

      Cause this is Shane were talking about

  • @simrannahal3482
    @simrannahal3482 7 років тому +118

    Shane turned from Shane to How To Basic REAL QUICK.

  • @salix7963
    @salix7963 7 років тому +79

    Shane is the only UA-camr I know that can actually admit that we are all human trash

    • @mavicodiamar3023
      @mavicodiamar3023 6 років тому

      Marlene K dan said he's phil trash.

    • @xerxes9367
      @xerxes9367 6 років тому

      Marlene K *cough* Dan Howell *cough*

    • @mavicodiamar3023
      @mavicodiamar3023 6 років тому

      Huhuhu i said it first. Now I'm crafting like a maniac

  • @Steffisland
    @Steffisland 4 роки тому +5

    WATCHING ALL OF YOUR VIDEOS FOR SUPPORT ❤️

  • @aliyah9347
    @aliyah9347 6 років тому +131

    When the eggs kept sliding of his head😂💀😂

  • @jeffxmelol6108
    @jeffxmelol6108 6 років тому +77

    Shane's perfect day:
    Sitting on the couch eating Oreos and and drinking a and w diet root beer and watching f.r.i.e.n.d.s
    Alone
    And then he suddenly hears a scream in the distants

    • @_ax.e0
      @_ax.e0 5 років тому

      Me

    • @mikehowell2430
      @mikehowell2430 5 років тому

      Nobody The Blank
      F•R•I•E•N•D•S

  • @veryburnt2026
    @veryburnt2026 7 років тому +91

    Shane whisper/yelling " ow" *is my religion*

    • @viiperbiite
      @viiperbiite 7 років тому +13

      very burnt It's my city.

  • @roboticfalcon21
    @roboticfalcon21 5 років тому

    I love to watch Shane during the summer, he has the best summer videos in my opinion.