Caslert Caslert No armor has a different spelling, like armor is the American spelling and armour is the british spelling if i, right. Can’t really take you seriously if you have a roblox character in your profile pic
I really love how techno is always making jokes and having casual conversations while everyone else is sweating, giving callouts letting the other person know exactly what they're doing, just perfect concentration, while techno is just there like "do you have a shirt?" "I have no pants" "I'm gonna stab this dude" or just have some random convo with the other dude.
Unlike a lot of other kids youtubers dan is actually the tamest. I don't see a huge difference between him in his regular vids and him in streams and stuff
Techno: *let's multiply the number of points with the number of subscribers* James Charles: *yes, now we know who the winner is, obviously* DanTDM: *ahem ahem*
Dan saying "I leave you for 2 SECONDS and you're KILLING people" has the same energy as Phil trying to stop Techno to killing Ranboo when he thinks Ranboo is on the way for revenge. (36:18)
Techno: 'sees random person in-game' "STAB EM" Others when they see techno: "you see that thing there jimmy? That there is death. You can either face them with courage, or try to run away. Either way, youll only die tired." Jimmy never got a peaceful nights rest again.
It's sad that Techno is gone. This is was the video that introduce me to Techno, or well, when I was watching Dan's stream. But damn, it's not right that he's gone. At least he isn't in pain anymore...
been watching these mcm streams and ive noticed how techno boosts his teammate's confidence a little. as in like he's saying they're winning every round and they should be nerfed, etc. i find it cute
I know right? He seems like a genuinely nice guy and he got a lot of hate from his competitors for being good and pressure from a portion of his fan base for not doing good enough (also it makes me happy to see I’m not the only one rewatching mcm a year later)
I watched every one of Techno's streams and I just NOW found out that there was MC Monday drama. I love that even though Techno could have clickbaited all that drama, he never even mentioned it because he wanted NONE of that. Even during the Carson stream he kept his stream calm and drama-free, and it helped to save the stream at the end. We stan one (1) pig on UA-cam and it's the drama-free one
"I will die wealthy" It seems to have actualy happened. Rest In Peace Technoblade. We will miss you and you will be remembered as the legend you are. ❤️
I love when Techno hypes his team mate and calls them a legend for being in the top ten or getting 2 kills while he's top 1 or 2 and getting twice the amount of kills TwT He's so nice and funny...
I've heard that Skeppy is "rusty", and so is TapL. Not trying to say anything, just suggesting a teammate to you EDIT: Huahwi and XNestorio have never touched a keyboard before, and neither has Firebreathman. Teaming with them would be balanced
LOL NATION can’t forget about How everyone sees techno Everyone: OMG its technoblade RUN!!! How technoblade sees everyone Technoblade: NERD SPOTTED!!!!!
Dan: Mr. Techno? I don't connect so good. Techno: Hurm? Dan: Techno, I don't wanna, I don't wanna disconnect! Pls I don't wanna disconnect! Techno: No Keem snapped the /lag on! Dan: Mr. Techno... I'm sorry... *Fades Away* Techno: WHAT A SCAM
@@TooLit He's his partner in a huge event where there are about 20 teams fighting for a prize of 10 thousand dollars. Do you think Techno would've been able to win by himself because he didn't care that his teammate disconnected
D A T B O I last week, bbh was lagging the whole event and they still got first. Do you even understand Techno’s personality? Not all humans are overly emotional
@@louminouz eh. Dan is literally the opposite of techno. Cheery, bright, energetic while techno has a more dry, sarcastic, dry personality. To me they're definitely the most contrasting. Then again I go out of my way to avoid James Charles. Not because I'm homophobic or anything. I just don't really like how high up on his horse he is. He literally said hey don't kill me it's rude and disrespectful. Like bruh. That's the whole point of the minigame. Just not my type of person
always one to uplift teammates, always one to joke and have fun and never pay attention to drama, even when they're the target of it. never, ever will there be another like you. i miss you so much, king
If I could go back in time, I would warn technoblade as soon as you feel pain in your shoulder, DOCTORS RIGHT NOW PLEASE (I’m going to donate to his charity soon bc the club I’m in whatever money we raise we can choose a charity to donate to )
@@PacMan888 Shroud is most likely the best PUBG player you'll see and the best pure aimer in any FPS game. Also an Ex-Pro in CS:GO, who paved the way for what is the most historic event in North American CS:GO.
@@zzzzz28 tcpnodelay is only a fix for 1.7 (this is 1.8), I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that togglesneak won't help anyone in tnt run, bingo, or hunger games, and minimap doesn't help in tnt run,and hunger games but in bingo it's just a map that lets you see from a top view when you can already see using f5 and the normal view.
Me: okay i have full diamond armor all with prot 5 and a sword with sharp 5 oh and dont for get my bow with punch 2, flame 1, and infinity. im gonna be safe and stay away from people because i cant pvp Techno: im at half a heart and only have a wood axe and a leather cap. lets go fight these people with full iron armor and sharp 5 diamond swords! **then proceeds to win**
@@itsTsar_ fair enough but I done fights w full prot 4 netherite and full prot 4 diamond which based on armour value both have a resistance rate of 92.8% which might not sound much worse but trust me prot 5 diamond at 96 is almost twice as good and even w prot 4 I feel near invincible max swords Barely scratch armour like that
@@itsTsar_ Ik I’m talking nothing about ur point I’m just stating how good prot 5 is 😂😂 full prot 6 diamond tho give u 99.2% resistance making it 5times Better then prot 5 Edit: ok I tested it and if the total of all ur protection lvls exceeds 20 it only counts it as 20 protection lvls therefore making full prot 6 equal to full prot 5
i woke up to this playing on my TV, i still cant believe your gone, we miss you so much techno i hope your family is holding up okay. we will see you soon buddy
Technoblade before MM: I will never play with the big dudes of minecraft. Technoblade MM Week 1: I KILLED CAPTAINSPARKLES! IT’S HAPPENIN’! Technoblade MM Week 8: So this week we got Dan TeamDeathmatch himself.
Technoblade: DanTDM was very good teammate, no one else ShotGunPlays who got 3rd in individual at one point: *bruh* (No hate towards Dan, he’s very good)
tournament starts at 11:51 if yall wanna skip pregame banter
Technoblade thx
I’ll never skip you bantering with a bunch of nerds.
Why is this video and Dan's livestream were unlisted? I had to find a playlist to watch the video
NOOOO I MISSED IT, I WAS AT FOOTBALL
Cooking with TechnoBlade #2
Everyone when they see Techno: *Screaming and Running Away*
Techno: Casually Talking while getting free kills
SPK heeZy techno is just casually talking about soap while stabbing famous youtubers
Yeet
Yeet
Yeet
james charles
"They've got decent armour but im techoblade..so"
legend
gee i wonder if Edot and I are english?
Random mincrafter:see's techno with no armor on
"We can take him"
Dies in one hit
Tecnoblade NEVER DIES
Who is
@Caslert Caslert no he didn't "armor" is the american english spelling for armour, just like with colour
Caslert Caslert No armor has a different spelling, like armor is the American spelling and armour is the british spelling if i, right. Can’t really take you seriously if you have a roblox character in your profile pic
I really love how techno is always making jokes and having casual conversations while everyone else is sweating, giving callouts letting the other person know exactly what they're doing, just perfect concentration, while techno is just there like "do you have a shirt?" "I have no pants" "I'm gonna stab this dude" or just have some random convo with the other dude.
He’s like the Saitama of Minecraft
And it works!
@@RealityRogue yoooo that sounds op
@@whouesh7176 Lmao he really is
And then there's Carson 😂
love how Dan knows that Techno is really good at hunger games and just does whatever Techno says lmao
Lol, 👑🐽
That's one of my favourite things
DanTDM sounds like a mom
Dan: I leave you for 2 seconds and your killing people
my mom says the exact same thing to
@@masmarvelous ??????
Matthaeus imagine using that shitty comeback
Bruh
Dan sounds like hes stuck in 2014 again.
1:50:43
"TDM stands for The Death Machine" -Technoblade 2019
Dan the death machine.
*Its Been so long plays*
It’s been so long
✨Since this stream was posted✨it’s the dan behind the slaughter
@@user-sb3ml8ln5q hahahaha five nights at Freddy’s’ i assume?
@@FoolishRodent76 yeah it's a fnaf reference
And a living tombstone one at that
I used to love dans content when I was a wee lad...
Hearing him talk like... like a normal person... it’s just so crazy.
Th!nk Høw dude same
He has a kid now /./
I felt that.
He’s a lot calmer now
Unlike a lot of other kids youtubers dan is actually the tamest. I don't see a huge difference between him in his regular vids and him in streams and stuff
Dan normally: Lawful Good
Dan with Techno: Chaotic Neutral
Grandayy: **sees technoblade with a wooden sword**
Grandayy: NOW THIS IS AN AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT
So true
Grandayy: **sees Techniblade with full diamond armor and a diamond sword**
Grandayy: NOW THIS IS A GOD LEVEL THREAT
@@fire_ninjagaming6221 no more unstoppable level threat
the wooden sword is superior
**technoblade smacking ppl in bedwars with wooden sword memories**
Techno: *let's multiply the number of points with the number of subscribers*
James Charles: *yes, now we know who the winner is, obviously*
DanTDM: *ahem ahem*
Techno to James Charles: but you instantly die everytime
What time is it
Pewdiepie: I AM GOD
@@sebee5786imagine james plays after some tea with another beauty guru
TheAirFish 1 james and pewdiepie played together once
I love how Dan laughs at technos jokes no matter what, hes so damn sweet
Yeah Dan is awesome
Edit: damn... Rest in Piece Techno...
Androidy agreed
i was the 420th like
i have also found true happiness
AbsoluteLegend129 wow, in ONE DAY there are already 20 more likes. why is this vid so popular o_o
yea they have great chemistry
Dan saying "I leave you for 2 SECONDS and you're KILLING people" has the same energy as Phil trying to stop Techno to killing Ranboo when he thinks Ranboo is on the way for revenge. (36:18)
techno: my chat holds me to such high standards
the chat: ELBOWS
True
/skeppy
*ELBOWS*
the chat: MIC MUTED
TNT run: TECHNO TRASH
“Dude I have 3 pearls”
*Clearly having four*
“Have one that will be fair”
*Hmmm are you sure*
TEMPER 5n1pe well it is techno
He meant he will have four
Well it came in handy to have 3 anyway got them the win lol
Technobladenevalies
Yo I’m cooking chicken sausages
Techno when he sees someone: GET 'EM GET 'EM FREE KILLS
When anyone else sees techno: Okay lets turn the other way
RUN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION, YES, AS FAST AS YOU CAN
FREE POINTS
LETS STAB THEM
Techno: 'sees random person in-game' "STAB EM"
Others when they see techno: "you see that thing there jimmy? That there is death. You can either face them with courage, or try to run away. Either way, youll only die tired."
Jimmy never got a peaceful nights rest again.
TECHNO: EZ
RANDOM PERSON: I will be okay
TECHNO: 'Kills 4 people without taking a single heart of damage'
RANDOM PERSON: *Quits playing hypixel*
He was the best, and he will be the best for me. I will never forget you, Techno. So long, my king.
👑🐷
🐷👑
👑
🐷🔪🩸
A freakin king... I didn’t watch his videos, but I might be getting into them 👑🐽
@@itsjestjay L
Techno: we should multiply our points with our Subscribers count
J Charles: I win
DanTDM: u sure about that?
Davine M Pewds: *Laughs in 100 mil*
bruh 1 Bil for Pewdiepie
*sven*
lol
Kenson Nguyen around 2:13:51
Dude I didn’t know what you meant and then I looked up his subs... I literally thought he had like 1 mil at most & there he comes with 22,7 mil. Wth
"That's not just a bruh moment, that's some bruh momentum."
~ Technoblade 2019
@Riya SAHADEW same
Yes, but the original quote comes from Sun Tzu's "Art of War"
Read it while it happened-
@@flralbroklyn9109 perfect
"what is that? *Villager noise*
Alternative title: saving mc Monday with my childhood.
Alternative title: Fortnite Friday but pucci has reset the universe and now it's Minecraft Monday
Animy makes fricking sense because the end of fortnite friday was bad and the start of mc monday was great
@@phoenixgamer10gaming18 Exactly, don't need fortnite i just need some minecrsft streams
It's sad that Techno is gone. This is was the video that introduce me to Techno, or well, when I was watching Dan's stream. But damn, it's not right that he's gone. At least he isn't in pain anymore...
Yeah, I didn’t watch him much but dang I know he was one of the best! 🐽👑
When a uncut UA-cam stream makes it into gaming trending on UA-cam... this is fantastic.
The algorithm is with us..
Yay
Facts
Every time I’ve returned to this, it’s been higher than it previously was.
a little bit closer to heaven
been watching these mcm streams and ive noticed how techno boosts his teammate's confidence a little. as in like he's saying they're winning every round and they should be nerfed, etc. i find it cute
Ik he's such a good guy, sad when he tried to boost carson it went downhill.
@@rivamika6955 it's good of him not to be discouraged by that tho
I know right? He seems like a genuinely nice guy and he got a lot of hate from his competitors for being good and pressure from a portion of his fan base for not doing good enough (also it makes me happy to see I’m not the only one rewatching mcm a year later)
He was kinda toxic to squid
Kam Bam as a joke, squid was fine with it
I watched every one of Techno's streams and I just NOW found out that there was MC Monday drama. I love that even though Techno could have clickbaited all that drama, he never even mentioned it because he wanted NONE of that. Even during the Carson stream he kept his stream calm and drama-free, and it helped to save the stream at the end. We stan one (1) pig on UA-cam and it's the drama-free one
ShimmeringSapphires what was the drama
@@leiaheenan Lots of players left, the keemstar purse of week 11, there was a fight between A6D and Keemstar, just all that stuff.
The only reason I don’t know any of the drama is because I only watch techno pig
@@jakeer1554 Yee
like in SMP earth everyone else is having politics and techno there was just like "I'm a pig youtuber who plays a block game"
"I will die wealthy" It seems to have actualy happened. Rest In Peace Technoblade. We will miss you and you will be remembered as the legend you are. ❤️
Bless his soul, yes! 👑🐽
And made sure his siblings can get a good education. 👍
Techno honestly doesn’t deserve all the hate he’s getting. Like honestly people are getting mad at him for being good at Minecraft.
or maybe because hes getting toxic sometimes when he kills somebody
They're just joking around no one hates techno, except maybe XQC and tylerone but they don't really count
Only ones I’ve seen being legit toxic were xqc and Tyler but they’re toxic to everyone, other ones were just bantering
@Obvious Techno Has never been toxic...
Colbey Johnson over cocky maybe but definitely not toxic
There’re both so perfectly awkward together
There’re?????????????
@Pavla Cajan thererererere’re
@@hannahcoulson3336 Therererererere're
Thererererererererer're*
Wth why thereeeeeee anyway yes I like both
The dude who taught me English and was my entire childhood paired with God himself
dantdm taught you how to speak?
@@Sludgelorrd it was a joke-
@@Sludgelorrd No he actually taught me how to breathe and speak
yeah techno taught me english too
Amon its other way round for honestly
I remember watching Technoblade all the time, it's sad that cancer took him.
RIP Technoblade, fly high.
Fly high, Technoblade
they say "when pigs fly". that day is today
Fly high
Hacks
I didn’t really watch him much, and now I definitely see the appeal after watching 2 story videos! Bless Techno 👑🐽
I like how everyones like “OMG BAN TECHInono” But when they are teamed with him they’re like “oh hi tekno”
this honestly deserves more likes
Yeah, uh, why not?
@@kkkskska everyone says this wdym
@@bruh.5620 Huh they said why not
@@Version_Object It's in their name, they're just having a bruh moment
Technoblade: *_literally walks_*
Aphmau: HE IS SO GOOD
Thecno:having a stick and walks pass aphmau
Aphmau:*having full iron armour*oh no.... I'm gonna die!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!
Don't make fun of her to much she's a roleplayer she can't pvp
smeltboonboi true
@@mrboon2590 doesn’t mean her reactions are the best. I break down laughing every time. Classic aphmau.
Petition to make Grinch Simulator one of the mini games in mc monday
Yes, you must steal the presents from the orphans.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
t a k e t h a t o r p h a n s
DiscoEndermen find the button
Yes
“That’s not just a bruh moment that’s a bruh momentum”
Sun Tzu, Art Of War
1:43:41 dan literally has full health and “died to fall” from jumping a single block. Now that’s what i call lag
disconnected so it kinda gives the last damage source kill credit i think
dont wooosh me i know its a joke
@@theolodger r/woooosh
Jk
@@epple8673 xD
He went bungee jumping ^^
*_Techno is literally the John Wick of minecraft_*
mMm Borgers
I fear him in real life
In my nightmares I hear distant pig screeching and “nerd spotted”
Polar is the second john wick of minecraft
You guys know he said : “I want to sell this dog”
@@randomcatwith100ksubscribe2 we don't talk about that.
But it's not a dog it's a pig
Technoblade: beats everyone in pvp in minecraft monday
Bingo:I'm about to end this man's whole career.
Honestly, Techno should probably just strip mine and leave the surface scavenging for literally anyone else.
Yes but he needs money because this is his career
@@delanjello dude techno gives no shit about money he just wants pig(insert + here)
Except that James beat him in the last round and in bingo
Lol
I love when Techno hypes his team mate and calls them a legend for being in the top ten or getting 2 kills while he's top 1 or 2 and getting twice the amount of kills TwT He's so nice and funny...
TechnoBlade:*gets a weapon*
Everyone:*chuckles* I’m in danger
Dan: TDM stands for “The Diamond Minecart” :D
Techno: The Death Machine
Edit: 1:50:50 Time Stamp
Thank you waflgege
ScoopyDoo Underrated comment.
Only OGs will remeber :)
Time?
xD ScoopyDoo
Give this man a medal
I love the way thats it's just a universal rule that if you see technoblade, just run.
the mudwinggamer he can destroy gods in a breathe
@@gchrisLIVE ummmmmm, you're wrong kiddo.
@@hertogvandamme ok i have to admit that he is one if not the best player since he never fricking dies , forget my other comment
Sassy Soviet i can too i only won against a top tier pot pvper lmao
@@gchrisLIVE I will forget your old comment because you deleted it.
We will all miss you Technoblade you played a big roll in the Minecraft youtubers community
techno uses 1% of his power every mc monday and people call him a sweat, now imagine him using 5% of his power
100% tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@nns_un1c0rn38 why the lenny face?
@@whale_inc9646 thats the only meme face i know, also subscribe to techno
5% is his roasting potential rising
@@nns_un1c0rn38 a month late but ok
no one:
nobody:
Techno while attacking: urrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sauce?
@@ciarangale4738 srry idk
The fact that Dan would’ve been one of Techno’s best teammates were it not for him lagging out makes me so happy.
Techno in pretty much every Hungergame:
"We gotta leave! We gotta leave! Let's go in, I need kills!"
So true bro you got me dying right now 😂🔥
Dude as soon as i read ur comment he says it awww man 😂
I still don’t understand how anyone thought that Vick and skep would be a fair and balanced team
they seem to have been destroyed though
Hmmm. Skeppy has won 3 times, vikk has won once. Hmm, fair teams
@@NitrosNeeded skeppy won 2 mc mondays
RP101 Aquatics yeah they had some bag nrg on hunger games
I mean they still placed 4th...
Dan is way more soft spoken than I remember. It’s nice
Gloryious Tyrone he acts like this in minecraft monday go watch one of his videos 💀
@@baccb0ne atleast it's not as bad as the 2016 videos.
Dan is a nice boi
When he plays with other people he becomes soft and some what respectful.
it's peaceful to watch these two
36:13
*techno kills someone*
“where did you go? i leave you for two seconds and you’re killing people”
LMAO
Apple: Fails to stop Technoblade
Sunflower: *fine, i'll do it myself*
So true XD
@TBV ur a clown STFU
TBV boomer alert
@TBV 🤡
TBV it was 10/10.
I've heard that Skeppy is "rusty", and so is TapL. Not trying to say anything, just suggesting a teammate to you
EDIT: Huahwi and XNestorio have never touched a keyboard before, and neither has Firebreathman. Teaming with them would be balanced
@@fortisterra No, TapL is """rusty"""
Luke Williams I keep seeing u everywhere
Oh yes he is very rusty
@@avalonava, XNestorio, Huahwi and Gamerboy have never played mc before, team one of them w/ Technoblade.
I see u, i see what u trying to get! ;)
Technoblade: *crafts diamond sword for dan and not diamond boots to flex*
Dan: Outstading move
Edit: Outstading
lol
Alexandru Serban outstadibg?
@@Altives He did not write that.
Noice
Otbastadnig
This is one of my favorite videos from Technoblade thank you for all that you have done bro and in our memories you will never die!
Amen brother
👑🐽 Yes!
@@itsjestjay :)
Everyone: Technoblade is a worthy pvp opponent
Technoblade: FREE KILLS!!!
LOL NATION can’t forget about
How everyone sees techno
Everyone: OMG its technoblade RUN!!!
How technoblade sees everyone
Technoblade: NERD SPOTTED!!!!!
Luckyducky 1122 gaming aaaayyyyyeeeee!!! Totally true
Yikes
We need a gamer girl to be Technoblade's teammate to release his full potential
CasualMike04 yes XD
only by respecting women will he achieve his full power level
LMAO
CasualMike04 stress level 100
legit we need to get an 8 year old girl in the room next to him and she will start peer pressuring techno to win
Oh my god the nostalgia from hearing “DanTDM” and his voice is absolute GOLD
YES.
AHHHHHHHHH YOU TOO??
do you remember, "Dab Police"
I legit had a moment
Lol
23:55 Technoblade never dies. He’ll always be remembered
I missed out on so much content! I might watch his old videos... I know he was a king though 👑🐽
Dan: Mr. Techno? I don't connect so good.
Techno: Hurm?
Dan: Techno, I don't wanna, I don't wanna disconnect! Pls I don't wanna disconnect!
Techno: No Keem snapped the /lag on!
Dan: Mr. Techno... I'm sorry... *Fades Away*
Techno: WHAT A SCAM
Techno just doesn't care and it hurts my heart lmao
@@TooLit He's his partner in a huge event where there are about 20 teams fighting for a prize of 10 thousand dollars. Do you think Techno would've been able to win by himself because he didn't care that his teammate disconnected
@@TooLit bOi 1 round isn't gonna win the whole tournament lma0
D A T B O I last week, bbh was lagging the whole event and they still got first. Do you even understand Techno’s personality? Not all humans are overly emotional
@@TooLit You do realise Techno would've won if the build battle points didn't count
Techno and dan are great partners, even with contrasting personalities
Techno and James Charles is the most contrasting
@@louminouz eh. Dan is literally the opposite of techno. Cheery, bright, energetic while techno has a more dry, sarcastic, dry personality. To me they're definitely the most contrasting. Then again I go out of my way to avoid James Charles. Not because I'm homophobic or anything. I just don't really like how high up on his horse he is. He literally said hey don't kill me it's rude and disrespectful. Like bruh. That's the whole point of the minigame. Just not my type of person
And they could've won as well if Dan didn't lag, rip
@@danalynch118 - James says that as a joke pfft- he’s very sarcastic like Techno
@@kujikawathemeekmage3640 No not really. To me it sounded pretty literal. Eh whatever tho
its funny to watch the others perspectives as well as techno's he's just casually talking to dan and EVERYONE ELSE thinks he's being a tryhard
I honestly really loved how two legends, old and new like this, forever rest in eternal peace Technoblade
People when techno joined: who is techno is he good?
People now: TECHNOOOO RUNNNNNNNN
Yes
Techno: PHILZA RUNN
Please allow the Skeppy and Techno duo, i want to see a full sweep
i wish
"technos rusty"
i want to see techno and vikk
Skeppy don’t play in minecraft monday since the a6d drama?
Mr. Wigglaby the others were from 3-1 weeks?
*Technoblade:* Has a very good chance to win Minecraft Monday
*Dan’s Internet:* I’m about to end this man’s whole career
Yo nice meme bro 😂🔥
It was more like his internet.
Techno: has a good lead
The 2nd place team and internet: *I'm about to end this man's whole career*
General_Success 'GS' lol
technoblade ends all careers
always one to uplift teammates, always one to joke and have fun and never pay attention to drama, even when they're the target of it. never, ever will there be another like you. i miss you so much, king
Other UA-camrs: 3 mid roll ads in a 10 minute video
Technoblade: 3 mid roll ads in a 2 hour stream
Me: *visual respect*
Steven Cruce I got 4 but still
I got 4 but still, mad respecc
I got 4 but still
i got 4 but still
He wins Minecraft Monday why would he need more ads
Grandaay: *Cowering in fear in a building from Technoblade
Dan: "We smell you"
techno has such a troll-like voice that even when he tryhards you can't know if he's joking or not.
And that's what makes him the best
after what i heard about techno today ive binged all his videos for comfort cause one of ur fav streamers getting a diagnosis like cancer is sad
The same process is repeated again
Dont worry. He got a draw
I like how james said “aw rip techno, so sorry sweetie” after techo hunting him and killing him lmao
Basically the entire Livestream:
Techno: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Dan: heheheh yeah
Shutup dream stan
@@nights7403 bruh
@@nights7403 bruh
@@nights7403 r/wooosh
@@lethargic3702 it has been 3 weeks XD
last time: techno:
"lets just blend in with the famous youtubers.."
first sentence:
_in an very authoritative tone_
"we got this, all right?"
This live chat replay is the closest thing well ever get to a time machine.
Fr, I miss technoblade.
If I could go back in time, I would warn technoblade as soon as you feel pain in your shoulder, DOCTORS RIGHT NOW PLEASE (I’m going to donate to his charity soon bc the club I’m in whatever money we raise we can choose a charity to donate to )
Next mc mondays: shroud joins the game
Techno: Finally a worthy opponent
LunarSenpai * holy shit I would actually wanna see shroud in this
LunarSenpai * Who is shroud?
if gb80 joined I’d actually want to watch technoblade and gb80 get teamed for one hunger games round
@@PacMan888
How tf you dont know Shroud?
The best PUBG Player
@@PacMan888 Shroud is most likely the best PUBG player you'll see and the best pure aimer in any FPS game. Also an Ex-Pro in CS:GO, who paved the way for what is the most historic event in North American CS:GO.
Technoblade but it's a 2 hour Firebreathman repeat
Xtrabad technoblade but it’s a 2 hour firebreathman reCheat
Once again overpowered randoms team against techno with non pvp youtubers rip ;L
CatKit yeah mc Monday is still entertaining but terribly put together
@@Fliffan I think they were using the Badlion client, which was against the rules
2019 Dan: “HES COMING FROM THE TREES”
2069 Dan: *hears leaves rustling* HES BACK *Nam flashback plays*
Adagio for Strings
Nice.
69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The trees are speaking Vietnamese
Obsolete killer that’s w hat I was thinking lol
i'm a simple man
i see technoblade and dantdm, i click
no u
When James Charles becomes a permanent Minecraft Monday player
Eloise Shnufflebuffle best part
Inb4 James just becomes an mc yter
PrimePal I respect James
Eloise Shnufflebuffle I kinda like him playing every week. Every UA-camr gets to have fun and all that ya know
John DC if only
FireBreathMan and Playuur: Who are you?
*MCMorganPlayz and NeedleXD: I'm you but BETTER*
Laya R I’m you but CHEATER
@@zariffikhwan3357 badlion client (one they are using) has some mods which are a little unfair like tcpnodelay togglesneak minimap
@@zzzzz28 tcpnodelay is only a fix for 1.7 (this is 1.8), I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that togglesneak won't help anyone in tnt run, bingo, or hunger games, and minimap doesn't help in tnt run,and hunger games but in bingo it's just a map that lets you see from a top view when you can already see using f5 and the normal view.
I’m you but I main FORTNITE
@zapper do you mean advantage?
Pretty sure ALL the other guys think techno’s an ass but we’re all like “BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD”
Blood Blood BLOOD
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
22:35 "Let me just some of my people"
Ah yes, cannibalism.
#6 in trends with an uncut 2 hours mc stream
*Everyone liked that*
Yo nice meme bro that is funny 😂🔥
BEGONE NORMIE NO EMOJIS IN MY CHRISTIAN COMMENT SECTION
666
Weeb Trash Amen
The Red Mongoose 222
Me: okay i have full diamond armor all with prot 5 and a sword with sharp 5 oh and dont for get my bow with punch 2, flame 1, and infinity. im gonna be safe and stay away from people because i cant pvp
Techno: im at half a heart and only have a wood axe and a leather cap. lets go fight these people with full iron armor and sharp 5 diamond swords! **then proceeds to win**
@Randy Herbert i just figured it would be better if i said prot 5 because it would be more emphasized that techno is amazing at the game
@@itsTsar_ prot 5 is insane if use commands to get it full diamond w prot 5 has 96% resistance to all damage so essentiallyu have 500hp
@@prarieyt2392 i would still be scared lmao
@@itsTsar_ fair enough but I done fights w full prot 4 netherite and full prot 4 diamond which based on armour value both have a resistance rate of 92.8% which might not sound much worse but trust me prot 5 diamond at 96 is almost twice as good and even w prot 4 I feel near invincible max swords Barely scratch armour like that
@@itsTsar_ Ik I’m talking nothing about ur point I’m just stating how good prot 5 is 😂😂 full prot 6 diamond tho give u 99.2% resistance making it 5times
Better then prot 5
Edit: ok I tested it and if the total of all ur protection lvls exceeds 20 it only counts it as 20 protection lvls therefore making full prot 6 equal to full prot 5
If it was possible to team up with DanTDM again, it would've been cool.
He is entertaining and good at minigames
Yes
keems going to classify dan as a pvp god now
d a n t h e d e a t h m a c h i n e
@@three4448 lol
Yea he's my childhood hahahaha
@@gabrielcuneta7256 he is everyone's childhood lol
The person who taught me minecraft paired with the person who taught me how to be a pro at minecraft
Technoblade: alright we can turn this around, we just gotta-
James Charles: _CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE_
Sprite Master and thats how James Charles died in Minecraft
Sprite Master STOP STEALING MY DISCORD PROFILE PICTURE PLEASE NO OFFENSE
Teamate: Technoblade
Cost: $1000
Effects:
-Pvp boost
-50/50 chance to win the whole tournament
Steven Christian I wanna see him and moxy annihilate everyone
More like 85% chance
@@Tupev27 more like 30%
GRUF OFFG I think 40%
Its 50. His teamate can apport an extra 5,10,12,15%
Watching dan laugh at that 69 joke has left me thinking
is he not actually family friendly?
He's monetization friendly.
he seems alot more mature than his roblox days
@@Sludgelorrd
He's a dad now.
So...
Jiad Parvej Joy this was like 9 to 7 months ago
That explains it
@@horatio1316
What can he do man?
His parents were brutally murdered in front of him by orphans when he was a child!
i woke up to this playing on my TV, i still cant believe your gone, we miss you so much techno i hope your family is holding up okay. we will see you soon buddy
I mean hopefully we won’t see him soon
@@Jurassicgalaxy1245 Comma is vital
@@K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731 no it’s not…
@@Jurassicgalaxy1245 So you wished for him to never be here? You're post sounds morbidly awful if that's the case.
@@K̰ḭr̰ḭn̰5731 no I hope we don’t see him soon because seeing him soon means we die soon
watching techno play bingo is the most painful thing ever
That’s why I enjoy it lol
Ikr
@@tpespos masochism
@Jax sadistic is where you enjoy causing others paina and masochistic is where you enjoy the pain caused to you, so i think you are right
I would never thought in a million years that techno will do a collab with dantdm
Ikr I was so happy for techno I remember when he used to says stuff about image I kill caption sparkles
Technoblade before MM: I will never play with the big dudes of minecraft.
Technoblade MM Week 1: I KILLED CAPTAINSPARKLES! IT’S HAPPENIN’!
Technoblade MM Week 8: So this week we got Dan TeamDeathmatch himself.
@@mbey13419 about right
@@mbey13419 Dan TeamDeathMatch
Seems about right
iTs a miRacLe
BRO IVE BEEN WATCHING DANTDM SINCE I WAS 8 AND TO SEE HIM PLAY WITH MY CURRENT FAVOURITE UA-camR MAKES ME WANT TO CRY
idxmin bruh been watching sense the Pokémon vids 5 years ago and gosh their were the days and to just watch how far he’s gone amazes me
Harshsquash L I doubt that. 5 years ago, you couldn’t even view the Pokémon videos because of some reason, idk maybe it was blocked.
idxmin amateur, i’ve been watching dan since I was 6/7.
@@xdOreoMilk same the first vid I watched on UA-cam was a Dan Minecraft vid
xd Oreo Milk I don’t remember when but I know I was watching from long time ogo
Every Technoblade Kill In MC Monday #8 (Hunger Games Only)
Round 1 : Hunger Games (Spark City)
Grandayy - 16:20
Aphmau - 20:29
needlexd - 21:30
James Charles - 21:41
Round 3 : Hunger Games (Breezy)
Mizkiff - 36:18
Izeeee - 36:39
James Charles - 37:04
m0xyy - 38:55
Round 5 : Hunger Games (Par 72)
m0xyy & xQc - 1:04:11
BajanCanadian - 1:06:09
MCMorganPlayz - 1:06:56
SubZeroExtabyte - 1:09:37
Wilbur Soot - 1:10:58
JackSucksAtLife - 1:11:04
CaptainSparklez - 1:11:23
Round 7 : Hunger Games (Holiday)
Aphmau - 1:24:41
Greekgodx - 1:25:13
DolanDark420 - 1:26:20
BajanCanadian - 1:31:51
Round 8 : Hunger Games (Wyverns Wake)
No Kills, F
Technoblade: DanTDM was very good teammate, no one else
ShotGunPlays who got 3rd in individual at one point: *bruh*
(No hate towards Dan, he’s very good)
I thought it was shotgunraidz
RedSid Forge! same guy. two channels
and then week 10 comes up
i mean, dantdm did do pvp...
The Black Covi wtf, did u not watch
22:25 "let me just eat some of my own peopl- oh wow that border's close"
dan: "yeah"
Techno: *looking for small mushrooms, ignoring the big ones*
Big mushrooms: am I a joke to you
Lel
Yo this meme is fire 😂 🔥
v Tiger v no, it is overused
R.I.P its been 1 year without you Techno, Love you we will miss you and we will remember you❤
I even started learning English when I found out that he died. I just didn’t understand what you were saying before.🥺
Technoblade: sees technoblade
Technoblade:
RRRUUUNNNNN ITS TECHNOOO
Technoblade goes to a park. "LOOK AT ALL THESE FREE KILLS!!!"
o h n o
b l o o d f o r t h e b l o o d g o d
f o o d
@@schizophil1 w h a a a
Wait they are not orphans
"Fit is the *OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER* guy"
-TechnnoBlade
@@juneauxmader9893
9:33
Tech said the o word
did somebody say o l d e s t a n a r c h y s e r v e r
He’s one punch man
I get the Warriors reference!
1:02:46 techno: I don’t have boots for you techno’s hot bar: yup those are fake leather boots. Those aren’t there