What Ozpin REALLY Thinks of Hazel (RWBY Thoughts)
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- Опубліковано 15 жов 2024
- We wrap up the Osc-pin at Haven series with what Ozpin REALLY thinks of Remnant's resident dust junkie.
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“Someone who took a breakup in the worst possible way”.
Well you folks called that one.
falcore91 certainly took it the wrong way Oscar
My favorite part in this entire episode “you know I’m really getting tired of this, oh ozpin why didn’t you tell me every minute detail of your classified plans? Oh ozpin why did my sister die fighting terrifying monsters. Excuse me, but I’m trying to fight a war against the literal devil here, so forgive me if the small things escape my attention”
You forgot the "on a timescale you can't even begin to comprehend"
Seriously. I can't get mad at him. He's completly understandable. That and ya know NO ONE FORCED THEM TO CHOOSE THIS LIFESTYLE! THEY CHOSE IT ON THEIR OWN!
Apparently Ozpin's main reason for the cane is the same reason Pimps have canes
To smack the living hell outta anyone who talks bad about you
OZcar 14 year old pimp.
No actually glynda the pimp cause thatd be even more hilarious
Or those they care about most. Just sayin
Oscar: I’m so done with this guy.
Me: you and the entire fandom.
ALLBLAZING 1 ummmmmmmmm
I didn’t need to see this
Re Salem's appearance.
Oscar: What the hell is that?
Ozpin: Someone who took a breakup in the worst possible way...
lol.
Me: so what you're saying Oz is that you're the reason the war between Remnant and the Grimm exist? I don't feel that all the issues that have happened in the show thus far are strictly your fault, but this I have to say is definitely your bad. Sorry.
If that is her actual motivation for all of this, I will drop the show. But it works here because this is a parody.
I just watched Chapter 2 of Volume 6...[no spoiling comments, just go watch it if possible]
@@alyssaagnew4147 uh, if you can go watch episode 1 & 2 of Volume 6...
_Laughs in Volume 6_
Yeah, the "Why is a cane your main weapon?" bit is TOTALLY headcanon.
Finally! Everyone is always bitching about how Ozpin is being so secretive and that he should have told everyone everything. But no one seems to realize that the man is fighting a meillenia long war with the devil herself and cant always tell everyone everything in case his plans get back to Salem.
I know right?
+Blake Bridges a bit guilty of that myself in this series, thought I'd give a little more of Oz's perspective. Not saying he's in the right or wrong, that's for the viewer to decide.
Salem is not "the devil herself". Her only goal is to stop Ozpin from killing and brainwashing more people in fulfilling this grudge with her. Your justification for his actions is that he's trying to stop someone...from punishing him for all the horrible shit he's done. You're demonizing her based on her physical appearance.
Soarel what terrible stuff has he done compared to her? She leads an army of monsters who kill indiscriminately. Her followers consists of a psychopath, a corrupt and failed scientist, a man with an unrealistic grudge and a power hungry narcissist, who by the way employs an assassin, a thief, a major thief and his assassin and a terrorist organization. I'd say it is quite easy to see who's the devil here.
"She leads an army of monsters who kill indiscriminately."
No she does not. She is not responsible for the actions of the Grimm and her use of small groups of them via the Seers says nothing about her motives.
"a man with an unrealistic grudge"
Wanting to stop the fucking illuminati from brainwashing and sacrificing more people after losing a family member isn't unrealistic.
"a power hungry narcissist"
Keep on reducing Cinder's character to one fucking line and ignoring Sacrifice. She, Salem, and Hazel have the same motives -- overthrow Ozpin for what he's done.
"I'd say it is quite easy to see who's the devil here."
The man who took over the world and rules it from secret, censoring history, religion, and his own identity, who brainwashes people into believing his academies will make them heroes while they're actually an engine designed to provide him with sacrifices to use for the sake of maintaining his control over the world, something they never agreed to or are even aware of, and who possesses and hijacks bodies. Not the woman who has done everything for one purpose -- overthrowing that man and liberating Remnant.
I love how ozpin is so done with everyone questioning him.
Can you blame him though? Pretty sure that him trying to stop Salem from destroying the world is a bit more important than telling Yang why he turn her mother and uncle into birds.
Marshall Seldon oh haven't you herd?
I thought everybody has herd.
Black_Fog Heard what?
+Marshall Seldon She isn't trying to destroy the world, dude.
Soarel she's trying to save it
By removing the pest known as humanity
Hazel-wants to kill Ozpin because his sister chose to fight and died for his cause, but totally fine with killing other kids doing the same thing, for the same reason, yet sees no hypocrisy or anything wrong with becoming the very thing he supposedly hates so strongly.
It’s not his fault that Ozpin is using human shields against Salem (who only wants an end to his rule and sacrifices). He actively goes out of his way to avoid fighting people as we saw in literally the previous episode...
A. Nite don’t listen to the soarel guy he is basically if the biggest hypocrite got meth and drugs then took them both at the same time
"Hazel goes actively out of his way to avoid fighting people"
*It was stated by Cinder that he and Tyrian had killed all the huntsmen.*
*Hazel literally is willing to permanently kill Oscar, despite knowing of Ozpin's immortality*
*In this exact video, he tries to electrocute Nora to death*
.... Ok then.
@Tsuna Dragneel ALL hunters are human shields. It's how the hunter system is deliberately set up ua-cam.com/video/OFpte_4z4YA/v-deo.html
@@kabutoyakushi9739 Hazel and Tyrian did NOT kill the hunters. Cinder said they WOULD HAVE fought the hunters had they been at Haven IF Lionheart hadn’t sent them on missions to die. Lionheart just sent them on suicide missions, likely against wild Grimm.
Did you forget the part where he REFUSED to fight Nora and Ren when THEY threatened him? He hurt her after SHE ATTACKED HIM!
literally the first comment is the best one so far hahahahahaha
"You might have been able to hit me there, if you actually attended my combat school."
100th like.
To damn true
I KNEW SALEM WAS THE CRAZY EX GIRLFRIEND.
CALLED IT
Literally yelled at the screen "I KNEW IT I GOD DAMN KNEW IT!"
I feel like you probably started a ship (if one already didn’t exist) when Oz, referring to Salem, said “someone who took a breakup in the worst possible way” now we just need to find a name for it... time to brainstorm
Colton Stephens
Bad breakup?
I mean Blake x Adam is literally called Animal Abuse so...
Purgatory Ban the Undead I like that one
ozlem or sapin
Here’s one. It sucks
L30n G seriously!!! That is just lol
(before this video starts and Hazel is ripping off his clothes)
Ozpin: oh I see you’re about to fight Hazel.....that’s gonna be fun.
Oscar: oh you’re still here.
Ozpin: yeah I’m just bored wishing there were stuff for me to do, I mean I’ve already played the crap out of minesweeper here.
Oscar: i’m kind of in the middle of something wait, what do you mean, I have mine sweeper in my head?
Ozpin: yep you have mine sweeper and Internet connection, want to play me at minesweeper?
Oscar: you can’t play with somebody on minesweeper it’s a single player game.
Ozpin: oh no I figured out, first I play and then you try to beat my time... wait is he powering up?
(sees hazel with dust crystals jammed in his arms)
Oscar: ah dam it!
I get that reference
Dbz abridged
WHAT.The.f$&k.Is.Namek!?
"Someone who took a breakup in the worst possible way"
I love how you guys called that shit like, a year in advance.
Shhh Miles doesn't know I'm in his head yet..
"You might have been able to hit me there, if you actually attended my combat school."
Somehow Ozpin being proud of his school is really adorable xD
4:18 Let's be honest, Ozpin never did plan that out. That was just plot.
Oz: There isn't much time, but....
*Beware of the mustache man.*
Oscar: Who The heck is that???
Ozpin:...
Oscar: No.....
Ozpin: *sigh*
Oscar: You... Wouldn't....
Ozpin: Thats my ex wife...
Oscar:.... Kill me and ONLY me.
5:00 i cant get over the fact that even Ozpin ships the bees lol
I wonder what you guys are planning if you plan to make any Yang or Blake centered thought videos
Should we be concerned when he said ill omens after someone killed Weiss's bee?
I've been noticing this the more I watch these videos, but that moment when a fan channel edits the show better than the actual producers. Kudos to you guys, the cuts are really well done and don't waste time like the show lol
Thanks! Often times the pace drags out a little more than I'd like for what I'm aiming for, so I edit where I can.
Fucking called it. 6:50
That was A LOT of RWBY to condense!
Crumbling Cube
But it was so worth It! Great job with the video:)
Thanks! Wasn't that busy with work this week so thought it'd be nice to have a longer vid.
Crumbling Cube Please tell me you are going to vol 6 Oscar/Ozpin thoughts I love these
5:26 fair point... why didnt Yang Fight hazel? She could probably Counter him
Instrumentality1000
I know... I just wished we would get to See Yang Fight more. The only scenes where the bandit Fight and the little bit with Mercury and emerald which wasnt a real fight really otherwise nothing.
I wanna see Yang's fully charged up-smash on Hazel. We got Nora's fully charged over-smash, which was awesome.
And I guess we get Yang's fully charged over-smash in volume 6. Spoilers.
Basically, can we just get a smash bros version of RWBY?
Do what sun think
please that would be perfect
Niecy Sanders yes! That would be awesome!
you know I always find it odd, their fight animation for these past few seasons are really stiff for the most part, which is perfectly understandable considering why, but their animations for Oscar and Ozpin's fightig style with their cane seems vastly more fluid compared to all other fight animations recently. I wonder why.
Death Kitsune68 because he's OZPIN also this is and underated fight everybody fogets it :'(
The team recently updated to Maya for character animation
4:26 Your friends spent all that effort knocking him out the window and now you're dragging that crack head back in with a wasp that's probably going to disintegrate. Yeah, not a good idea Weiss.
is that bumblebee?
ozpin: what? I dont see ms. belladonna anywhere.... oh wait
A wild Blake appears
Yang??
yang stares dreamily at Blake
Ruby: Yang go!!
Blake: Yang no!
@@CrumblingCube 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
mustached man, huh? I knew it, POrt was the true villain all along
I like the fact that 6:03. Qrow, and Ozpin/Oscar could hang back, and let the other finish the fight.
"Someone who took a break up in the worst possible way"
Its to funn dir my. Im dieing 😂😂😂
Good work👍
Can you pleas make the Part what Nora think in the fight?
...watch the first two chapters of Volume 6.
Did anyone else laugh their ass off when Nora literally hammered him out of the building?
This is why you shouldn't do dust, children."
I died.
Oscar telling Hazel off was the same thing I've always been thinking 😂😂😂😂
Team fight Footage not found. I love that.
Cutting the episode together I was floored that we didn't get to see at least 3/4 of Team RWBY do one team attack this whole volume.
"Who was that?"
"Someone who took a break-up in the worst possible way."
I cannot tell you how fucking accurate this statement is. Hell I fucking called it as soon as the second episode of vol 6 came out and left us on that goddamn cliffhanger.
Right, looking back I now see that Djinn (the Djinn called Djinn (or Jin/Jinn) is on the elevating platform which gets you to the bottom level AND the whole desert theme. I thought that was because it was a lantern and wanted to be out there with some teleporting stuff.
Nope, been planning it for a while longer apparently. Need to keep an eye out during season 6.
I love how it essentially seems like Ozpin is just blowing off steam this whole fight, that honestly makes me laugh and I don't know why.
Now we need a nora thoughts or emerald
Dawnslight16 I said that last time XD
0:36 Great moves there, he feints a grab.
3:32 But this is a *family* show oscar. Think of the ten year olds that parents neglect to teach them web smarts
Kaiser Shounen honestly that's their parents fold
Hazel: KAKAROT!!!
ozpin: emm...what?
Poke. Poke. Poke. Pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
I love how the screen flips horizontally depending on who's talking.
you can't unlock someone else's semblance, you unlock someone's Aura or your own Semblance
"You MIGHT have been able to hit me there, if you had attended my combat school." The sass is real with him.
4:26 * channels inner Scorpion * *GET OVER HERE!!*
"You may have been able to hit me there if you had attended my combat school"
Ohhh the Ozpin burnssss!
Makes me kinda wish Ozpin was a Keyblade master given how he uses his cane in a similar fashion
So... Oz is the "Ozpimp?"
Ok i litterally died at the Thresh Q's sound when Hazel got impaled from the Ice-Bee-Grimm (i do not remember the name of it).
"This is why we shouldn't do dust, children."
I'M DONE-
I guess Ruby needs to practice her Protag Style: Talk no Justsu a bit longer
I don’t think that has worked for once yet, not even with volume 7 now finished.
I will never forget nora's line: " I don't need him to hurt... I just need him to GO DOWN!!!!!!"
Best line ever uttered by the random potato that is nora😂
Every time I see that scene with Salem it always gives me the chills.
Nice job on calling it on the break up part.
Oscar: I AM SO F*CKING DONE WITH THIS GUY!!!
Me: You, and I, BOTH BUD!
Oh cool Yang found a glowing blue teapot for her robotic arm.
Ahh yes this teapot that... does something we don't know about yet.
Beware the mustache man
*_This is why you shouldn't do dust, kids_*
holy cow, this episode (the original) has 0 consistensy, wtf
for example, 6:28 why is she standing up in the next scene?
Oh no, that one's my bad. I rearranged that scene, but I guess I didn't spot Emerald in the corner there.
Also, fun fact you can also spot a stray Blake animation error in the frame at 5:36.
oh... but the point still stands xD
maranda piekarski whoops wrong time stamp 5:36 look at the bottom centre of the frame
Crumbling Cube XD thanks for pointing that out. She looks like she´s worshipping the giant wasp
In all due seriousness, this lampshades exactly my problems with Hazel.
6:51
Boy oh boy did you call it
Pls do more what Oscar thinks
Don't do dust kids.
Okay I get the reason why the kid didn't doge before, but come on Oz. You should of doge that easily.
6:00 i don't know why i laughed so hard on this one 😂😂😂😂😂
Wait- when mercury said you’ve got to be kidding me, was that a cat pun meaning to say: you’ve got to be kitty-ing me
GOD DAMN IT BARB.
I love your content! Keep up the good work!
Thank you!
No prob! 😜
Oscar:*well I guess it's my turn to say it OZPIN WHY DIDNT YOU DODGS?!
((A a little later))
Oscar:*we seem woefully unprepared for this*
Ozpin:*wait my plan will start in three two one*
Oscar:wow you called the cops on them?*
((Haha this is funny))
Oscar:*wait, Is that a bumblebee?*
((In a different episode)
Weiss:*is that a bumblebee?*
((oops misspell))
With aura, I don’t think a blunt weapon would be much different from a sharp pointy weapon.
To be honest, I really don't know either. It's portrayed very inconsistently in the show. In my mind at least it's always kind of been like an energy shield from Halo. Some weapons will do more than others.
Innuendos. Innuendos everywhere
The difference would be that one pushes more while the other may deal more damage. You can't knock people around with a blade as well as with a mace afterall.
Aura does not make them immune to knockback, only to physical damage. Once your enemies aura breaks things change however. Given the strength they have it might not matter though since without aura shielding they can't take their own hits. Just look at Ruby in volume 2 getting knocked out.
You guys: *watching this*
Me: NORA.IS.QUEEN
2:57 same here Oscar
yeah I’m freaking done with hazel he officially makes no sense to me gosh darn it
With Oscar rolling/dodging around Hazel, it makes me want a Souls-like RWBY game...
Okay I'll let it be known the ozpin Salem ship does exist "unending waltz" I found this goo.gl/images/Jzwxk2
Michael lee Connors say what?! 😲
Holy shit... sounds a bit creepy...
Is that a Gundam reference?
OzPicolo: *DODGE!!!*
I love this
The bickering between Oz and Oscar, the way he trash talks, THE SHIPPING OF HIS STUDENTS? This is fucking hilarious!
I love the thresh q sound effect. its just perfect in that scene
We are neither Ozpin nor Oscar,They are we,we are them. We are Ozcar
NORA SMASH!!! XD
I'll always be a Black Sun fan. Can't be changed.
6:51 Yall fucking called that shit.
Ozpin:That’s why you don’t take dust children
Lol instead of saying drugs it said dust lol
U are so funny at making this love ya
Thanks!
6:48
Are you guys clairvoyant or something?
Only on this one occasion.
Dude litteraly thinking the same thing.xD im like wait wasnt this vid like ...how how did they...these guys are too good.
2:35 That is a life-lesson right there.
You know what I just realized Weiss left Atlas just to be sent back to Atlas I would be tight if I was her all that work for nothing
Zikaya Williams it wasn't for nothing
The jackass pilot is dead so it was worth it in my books
Black_ Fog hey, the pilot dude was cool imo
He just wanted to do his job and get back home. There's nothing wrong with that .-.
3:00 Me, along with EVERYONE ELSE in the fucking audience
Kaiser Shounen
Agreed
*someone who took a breakup in the worst possible way* omg did you have the script for vol 6v ep 3 when writing this?
Listened to their back and forth through out the volumes and I came to the conclusion: yeah they banged at one point.
Crumbling Cube He’s magic! Quick! Predict all of Volume 7
On an unrelated note: If Ozscarpin's semblance ends up being time dilation or time stopping I'm ABSOLUTELY calling this whole series canon for Oscar and Oz.
Oscar was ripped off
this is why we shouldn't do dust kids
i died 😂
How is this better edited then the actual fight scene?
Oh, wait that's relatively easy. It just requires passion and effort.
Why do I get TFS Piccolo and nail vibes with. Aspen and Oscar
1:13 Ozpin jut echoed my thoughts every time someone ragged on him or the protagonists for not being upfront with people.
Can you do rubys thoughts on Oscar or Winters thoughts on qrow?
yasssss
I know right it would be so funny
Please?
“Someone who took a breakup in the worst possible way.” Ya weren’t kidding.
Did this guy just...
Yup
You somehow predicted Volume 6 Chapter 3
pokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepokepoke
SMACK
Beware of the mustache man
6:51 hehehe it’s funny because it’s so true
Was that brake up joke for emerald because if it was, hilarious
4:24 "Get over here!!!"
3:26 to shreds you say