Postal_dude_has_a_petition_breakdown_while_Talking_flower_annoys_everyone.pig

Note: This video contains a moderate amount of naughty words. Listener's discretion is advised. But hey, that's the dude for ya.
Postal Dude has a small problem, and that is a flower who who is seemingly immortal! Will he ever gonna get somebody to sign his stupid petition without that flower bothering him!?
(Special Thanks)
Uber Winfrey for helping me out with the flower's audio files.
@uberwinfrey5943
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(Music Used)
Hotel Mario - Hotel 01 (2nd Variant)
Hotel Mario - Hotel 02 - (1st Variant)
Rayman M - Razorwife's Theme
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga - Misfortune
Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie Game - I’m Ready… Depression
Pizza Tower - Unexpectancy Phase 2
Undertale - Your Best Nightmare
Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures - Yoo-Hoo!

[@dokucroe3865]

All it needs is to be reanimated by someone and we'll be talking big.

[@R3TR0--93]

this has to be animated now

[@GmNdWtchr96]

First time I've heard a smexual in years.

[@PootisMayo]

A smexual from Crispy in 2023! Glorious!

[@PERVERTEDSHADOW2K11]

Yoooo!! PootisMayo! I'm a huge fan!

[@alexistramirez]

3:34 And the Talking Flower has become Trumpetzilla! (The Monster of Instruments)

[@scarletkid897]

*takes a PEESS on the talking flower*

[@jerricaleonard2123]

If Waifu Beater made this, they'd have the Soldier complain about vore in Smexuals after the flower ate Merasmus.

[@sprites4ever482]

Average daily experience of Canvassers in the southern US

[@geekytronicxz7777]

I was just watching postal memes earlier today!

[@javianwilliams7463]

2:52 (Vietnam flashbacks to me trying to P Rank Phase 2 of the final boss of Pizza Tower kick in)

[@alexistramirez]

0:35 NO, DON’T PEE ON THE FLOWER! Those are Nature's Weakness!

[@MasterZebulin]

Okay, I've never even heard of this guy but why tf does this voice sound so familiar?

[@Aqural]

Wait, you were the one who got mad at SML for using a Jeffy drawing! I never thought I'd see you again.

[@Flegan777]

I'm imagining this animated and it's making me laugh too much. XD

[@Itz_Zer0]

This flower can’t die XD

[@KuperSpyronicStudios]

It's been too long since I've heard an Underscore video... AND IT'S HILARIOUS!

[@maikonrobertotitton2070]

Smexual: Crispy Toast Edition

[@pluviamachina3583]

Now... SOMEBODY ANIMATE THIS IN SFM/GMOD!

[@rdgfb]

this is describing the flower... so well

[@davidvulakh744]

I wonder how long it'll take Famix to make a video on this.

[@eyealex491]

Hey, what if you make a SFM animation about the meme "Mugman jumpscare" and the FNAF movie? Here, Foxy would have a ticket for the movie and then Bonnie (who saw the movie before) sees that Foxy got a ticket and then Bonnie spoils the springlock scene, making Foxy unhinged, drop the ticket and attack him.

[@CommodoreJames]

*asked to sign the dude’s petition*
No way you freakin’ pinko!

[@Pajanimations]

0:35 what the heck

[@thetastlol]

this is so fantastic story!!!

[@TheSuperStarCartoonAnimeFan]

I really enjoyed this you should do more of this this is comedy gold X3

[@PERVERTEDSHADOW2K11]

I am working on the animation!

[@thinkkirby9025]

I love these dreams that were brought to life. :)

[@TheDrevGuy]

*throws a jar of Jarate PEEES at the Talking Flower*

[@twinkletoes1085]

Loved your funniest video of 2023 loved that fart sound effects 😂😂😂😂

[@Fargusno7930]

OH WOW A SMECKSUAL IN 2023 DIS IS EPIC

[@pinkywinky.4693]

This is so funny yet random.😆😆😆

[@ultimatekarurosustar]

Brand new smexual!
Something I haven't seen in a long time!

[@kaden-sd6vb]

God we need more smexuals with non-tf2 characters

[@andrewjelen1810]

ONWARD AND ONWARD AND ONWARD AND ONWARD AND ONWARD AND ONWARD AND-

[@louayhamdouni5793]

That is so Kinky.

[@patrik9328]

Damnit Merasmus, get a haircut!

[@ivansimonov6076]

Talking Flower Will Be in Mario Franchise!

[@Auugh69]

glad you are back to making funny smexuals

[@javianwilliams7463]

Can anyone explain the transcript of this video?
Edit: Hey Crispy, you forgot a tune in the description, “I’m Ready… Depression” from The SpongeBob Movie Game.

[@abdulkarimjifri4619]

NOICE!

[@OR10N_Cozz]

Smexuals require no intros Crispy.
Just some advice.

[@somerandomcritic4397]

Can you do an animated version of this if not someone please do it

[@endro555]

beautiful

[@lordadrian1000]

God, it's been a long time since i watch a smexual video. And you good sir did a wonderful job!

[@kodiakbear9794]

Words can not express how good it feels to see people making smexuals in 2023.

[@AraikSarkisyan]

With animation would be much more interesting.

[@ShoshoDupers]

A smexual from crispy? Impossible

[@Hunbun999]

best thing

[@ze_glitchy_gamer7629]

A smexual!

[@peterhohbein2476]

Been a while since i've seen a new smexual.

[@mdalsted]

Your, uh, link to Uber Winfrey isn't working, for some reason.

[@CrispyToast]

Fixed it.

[@thelivingglitch1371]

We need smexuals to come back.

[@sonofasalesman]

your mother, ehehehehehehe

[@raeynigoramos2321]

Really?

[@mercenarygundam1487]

Another smexual, it has been too long... Yay

[@greenblueant1012]

FIRST!

[@The_X-PO_Center]

Who asked?!