Y/n on the phone with Voldy: "Hey dad, Umb!tch gave me a month's detention. Could you kill her?" Voldy: "Yeah sure, Torture till her death, or do you just want me to Avada Kedavra her?" Y/n: "Torture, lasts longer" Voldy: "Ok, I'll send the request to Bellatrix for her to do it since she has been really bored lately" Y/n: "Thanks dad"
@@doloresumbridge242 well guess what? You are feeling proud of deflecting froma student... S. T. U. D. E. N. T.-.. also you know.. if you were nice, you would have had a good use for your good looking face-
Umbridge: That's it! A months worth of detention, Miss Riddle me, who scripted that I don't feel pain when being crucioed or while using her blood quils: *silently laughs*
Umbridge: survived being pushed off the astronomy tower Y/n: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE I PUSHED YOU OF A TOWER?! Y/n: OMG ARE YOU A UGLY PINK FAT FLYING HIPPO?!😲 Some Professors watching: 💅👍💖✨️😃😌😆
Her: One month of detention. Me: make it 2. Any thing to get away from a soppy, musty, crusty loser. Me: *run out class, throwing hexes and illegal spells at her* Me: TAKE ME AWAY AZKABAN!
Y/n: Alright. Harry: Your ok with that? Y/n: I'll explain after class *after class* Y/n: I can basically clone myself. So while my clone is in Detention I'll be doing better stuff.. Harry: *shook face* Y/n: You have a dirty mind Harry. I'm gonna be helping you teach the others
I imagine myself in that movie and right as she finishes that sentence before anyone says anything I'm just like:'SO WAS YOUR BIRTH!' I'd proudly take the detention and scaring with it because saying that to Umbitch would be worth it all.
Umbridge: That's 2 months in detention Ms. RIddle Me: And you should take sabbatical leave because that dry as$ rags you call hair and because your clothes and peace
Dumbridge: Cedric's death was a tragic incident. Y/n: Oh, but Voldemort is my father and so I know he's back... with the milk (sighs) Dumbridge: A month of detention for you, Ms Riddle. And you too, Mr Potter. (At the detention) Dumbridge: You will do lines for me... with this quill. You will write ‘I must not tell lies’. Y/n: My father will hear about this. (Begins writing) _Dark Lord,_ _I have a quality soul to torture. Kindly send beloved Bellatrix to Hogwarts. I suppose she would be bored so it will be a good pastime. Said soul can be killed too. Enjoy..._ _Your daughter_ (Dumbridge looks with wide eyes as y/n hands the letter to y/o/n) Dumbridge: Ms Riddle, you are NOT doing that. Y/n: Oh, but I am! Lol what was that.
Umb!tch: "Tell me your name again." Y/n: "Y/n Riddle..." The Golden Trio: "Sorry, whot?!" Bellatrix: *Walks in, ignoring the Golden Trio and hitting Umb!tch with the cruxio curse, then going to y/n* "Send me an owl if the living pom pom steps out of line again." Y/n: "Thanks, Bellatrix. My father will know how well you did by the end of the day." Bellatrix: *Nods respectfully to y/n then leaves* The Golden Trio: "Wha- Tha- What was that?!" Y/n: "I thought you know imma Riddle." *smirks* Umb!tch: *The cruxio curse stops* "Both of your detentions are canceled." Y/n: "Good pom pom."
Y/non the phone w/Voldemort: Hey, Dad? That wannabee-follower Umbridge gave me a month's worth of detention. Can you do something to her? Voldemort: Of course, my dear, we can use the Crucio curse or Avada Kedavra- Y/n: Actually, she had a student write lines with a special quill that carved the words they wrote into their skin last month can we do something like that instead? A taste of her own medicene, so to speak? Voldemort: Well, now that is far more creative.... * the next month Umbridge has the words "Everything I say is a lie" scarred on her forehead visible for all to see *
What if jus in the middle of class your teacher says something stupid,and you literally just up and start singing. What if we actually did this. Teacher - so and so’s death was a tragic accident Student - it was murder! Me - THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
Umbridge: detention for a monthe Y/n: i waiting Harry: why is that ms.Y/n? Y/n: get ready to celebrate her death day, calling Cedric 's death an accident eh? Your death is also an accident.
Umbridge: A month of detention. Me: ……No. *Leaves class* Harry: Professor, I don’t think we should have detention together. Umbridge: Why? Harry: Because I’m pretty sure we would make out.
@@spopypoppygardens1515 how tf did he amount of dislikes on this video go up by three in the last day?! apparently umbridge has been keeping herself very busy.... Make it five
Y/n : And in this case I would like to use one of Malfoy's favorite lines " My father will hear about this ." ;-)
YES!!!!!!!!!! YES PLEASE! YESSSSSSSS! **cough-** I'm okay- anyways yes! This is golden!!!!!
@@yueleexinyi9534 😊🤍🤍
Edit : double roast 😂
You were stuck on 29 i had to do you even ;)
@@lalalalalh 😊😊🤍🤍
Oop- Umbridge done messed up big time🤣
Y/n on the phone with Voldy: "Hey dad, Umb!tch gave me a month's detention. Could you kill her?"
Voldy: "Yeah sure, Torture till her death, or do you just want me to Avada Kedavra her?"
Y/n: "Torture, lasts longer"
Voldy: "Ok, I'll send the request to Bellatrix for her to do it since she has been really bored lately"
Y/n: "Thanks dad"
Yasss Queen
And I’ll say it in the middle of class. Look at her and say “ enjoy 😊”
my charecter would SO do this
umbriged : “forgive me mr. potter”
Yas queem
'' Cedric Diggorys death was a tragic accident''
It sounds like your birth
I think you are my new favorite person
@@jellifish honestly same. 😆
Yesssssss queen/king/royalty
@@jellifish me too
I thought thats what we were going to say
Harry and Umbridge:*Fighting about Cedric's death *
Y/N:*Singing a song *
Harry:*joins in cuz why not?*
@@alzalga8559 Loll
Lol
literally 💀
So true
Umbridge: that’s 1 month if detention Ms Riddle.
Me: *causally hexes her while walking to detention later*
Period💅
Me: *was casually and passive aggressively staring at you from the corner of my eye and was able to deflect it with ease*
@@doloresumbridge242 you little-!
@@doloresumbridge242 well guess what? You are feeling proud of deflecting froma student... S. T. U. D. E. N. T.-.. also you know.. if you were nice, you would have had a good use for your good looking face-
Yasser periodttt bishesss
Umbridge: And that’s a month of detention for you Miss Riddle..
Me: no ❤️
y.e.s pop of gurl
Me: Thank you but no just no❤
I'm a sucker for pain so I don't think it makes much of a difference
Umbitch:detonation
Me:no
Umbitch:I SAID DETONATION
Me:and I said no
or deal with my brother
Harry Potter and Voldemort's daughter singing muggle songs to annoy Umbitch
✨yes✨
Isn't dad tryna to kill harry
@@missperfect2465 yeah we are undercover
YUS
Y/N Riddle:Father gonna be pissed that I sung a muggle song. Do I care?....no, no I do not.
Me:*dying laughing*
Hermione: Wow, you really did that.
Me: It's about drive. It's about power. We stay hungry, we devour.
My little sister use to just call unbridge "bitchy pink cat lady"
i like your sisters attitude
i like your sister
I like your sister
Gold
...................
Can i keep her????
I want a sister like that..........
Damn it i want a SISTER
"Cedric diggorys death was a tragic accident"
Umbridges existence was a tragic accident
Yess
Lol
Umbridge is the best person to use for a "yo moma" joke
(You're so disgusting, yo momma died when birthing you)
YAAAAASSSSS!
So true.
Yeah she killed it🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thanks Harry
IK thank you. 😌💅
Tyyyy.
Aww Thank You Pottah 💅
Thanks😉
Me when she is me in detention: Dad umbi_ put me in detention can you Avada kedavra her later please
I Was Thinking Same LoL XD
@Nymphadora Tonks thx
Umbridge: That's it! A months worth of detention, Miss Riddle
me, who scripted that I don't feel pain when being crucioed or while using her blood quils: *silently laughs*
Hehe
Umbrige:a month of detention for y/n!
Me:avada kedvara.
Umbridge:expelliarmus-
Harry:not today. *shoots expelliarmus spell*
Y/n:Catch yall later I gtg
harry be ''Hell nah thats my line❗
Umbridge Voldemort is my father, so I know he is back
Yesssssssssssssss
he's back with the milk😶
Hell yea
@@stxrmii3skxs756 😶
@@lavernasilver6999 👀
Hermione is just like what is wrong with my friends
Alot Hermione alot 😆
FR 😂😂
O,g fr tho😂😂😂
Everything 🤣🤣🤣
Miss Riddle: actually torturing them
YN: SINGING
y/n: her death was a tragic accident
Ron: you pushed her of the astronomy tower
y/n: iT wAs A aCiDeNt
LiKe HeR
Umbridge coming back to teach DADA the next day:
Y/n: * amused voice * B*tch can fly😯
Umbridge: survived being pushed off the astronomy tower
Y/n: WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE I PUSHED YOU OF A TOWER?!
Y/n: OMG ARE YOU A UGLY PINK FAT FLYING HIPPO?!😲
Some Professors watching: 💅👍💖✨️😃😌😆
I mean she still died of natural causes
Me:IT TOTALLY WASN'T ON PURPOSE
When umbrige says Cedrics death was a terrible accident Harry should’ve said sounds like your birth🤪
yep
Ironic how everybody be loving this act when she's standing up for the fact that HER FATHER KILLED AN INNOCENT BOY!
The Fact Harry taking that girl's side whose father killed cedric diggory
Oops-
Y/l/n be like: savage
Y/n riddle: evada kedavra
Do you mean avada kedavra?
Yeeees I wish I can bruh bc if I do it you know what well happen-
Her: One month of detention.
Me: make it 2. Any thing to get away from a soppy, musty, crusty loser.
Me: *run out class, throwing hexes and illegal spells at her*
Me: TAKE ME AWAY AZKABAN!
the ministry loves me too much to do that
SAME
Yn: "A month's detention?"
*whispers to Hermione*: "I've been tortured for longer in Azkaban!"
THANK U I DIED OF LAUGHTER THERE THANK U I NEEDED THAT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Ifell of mah chair
Harry did amazing! Oh and thanks for stepping in Pottah ❤️🖤
Harry: Gets told off by perky cereal box
Y/N: Gets up and starts singing *logically*
Y/n the savage. It has a ring to it.
Me too y/n: why dont u kill her?
U r a Riddle!
also me : look its easy ✨ Avada Kedavra ✨
Me: oh and Dolores Umbridge death was a tragic accident
lol
Me be like"call an ambulance but not for me"💅😎
turning the argument over a young man's death into a song battle
Absolutely killed it! 😌🔥🔥
Me :apologies 110 times to Harry
Harry :ok I get it your sorryb
As soon as I saw “Umbridge is the target” I INSTANTLY clicked on this
Yn a straight savage
Actually I'm lesbian
@@helenclark2942 shut up I meant that their a mean savage, and anyways I'm bisexual
Well thank you.
@@helenclark2942 same!
a bi savage 😌
she is the only person who nobody feels bad if she dies
"Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident"
Lets Uno reverse card
"Umbridge's birth was a tragic accident"
me reading this: yesssss (claps hands)
Y/n: Alright.
Harry: Your ok with that?
Y/n: I'll explain after class
*after class*
Y/n: I can basically clone myself. So while my clone is in Detention I'll be doing better stuff..
Harry: *shook face*
Y/n: You have a dirty mind Harry. I'm gonna be helping you teach the others
At least I have it with Harry
I’m sorry-? ???
Wha-
The detention guys
Oh and BTW
HI EL ILY
"A MONTH'S WORTH OF DETENTION FOR YOU!..."
Me: Sorry not sorry. *BYE EVIL BLOBFISH!* ~Walks out of class and doesn't go to detention~
Me again: 😏
GO Y/N YOU NAILED IT!
Y.E.S
HOPE KARMA GET HER
Hermione:why
Harry+y/n:why not
I just wouldnt show up to the detention but then i would also say one of draco's most used quotes "my father will hear about this"
"in dada class"
me: **laughing throughout the rest of the video**
Y/N: **is savage**
Me: **is cabbage**
Nobody gon talk about that high pitched 'scream' from umbrigethepoop when she said "EnOuItHe"
Umbridge: Cedric Diggory’s death was a tragic accident
Me: Sounds like your birth
Make sense to me that umbridge birth was a big tragedy
Someone already said this-
@@skybluereads1885 Sorry I didn’t know that-
If I was Jesus I put her In hell-
I imagine myself in that movie and right as she finishes that sentence before anyone says anything I'm just like:'SO WAS YOUR BIRTH!' I'd proudly take the detention and scaring with it because saying that to Umbitch would be worth it all.
When you are losing from students
give them detention
Imagine if harry actually said "baby i'm sorry" to umbridge 😂- sassy potter was born
"Cedric's death was a tragic accident"
Yeah just like your birth.
Umbridge: That's 2 months in detention Ms. RIddle
Me: And you should take sabbatical leave because that dry as$ rags you call hair and because your clothes and peace
Me- *uncovers my dark mark* "how much of it do you believe is an accident now umbridge??"
This is the first time, Y/N is Riddle, eweryone knows, and nobody has anything against her
omg when i saw the Miss riddle part i automatically thought of me as mattheos wife bc im the simp that i am lmao
Not me thinking that we where going to say it's sounds like your birth at 0:02
Bahahaha
Yeszsss
same!
I cant wait to shift and tell umbich abt voldimort being back and i would know im his child in my Dr
Umbridge would be the target of something else after that and here the answer my wand⚡Avada Kedavra ⚡
@Nymphadora Tonks lmao prefect 👏🤣💀✋
@Nymphadora Tonks at this point we should be thanking you😅
Y/n: * volmorts daughter *
Y/n: don't worry Harry I got ur back
....
Y/N to umbrige: like your birth
Umbrige: :o
Harry: hahaha
Class: hahahahhaha
Wait a sec...
Miss Riddle?
HELL YEAH I'M VOLDEMORT'S DAUGHTER
*”Cedric Diggorys death was a tragic accident”*
Me: *”YOUR BIRTH WAS A TRAGIC ACCIDENT”*
Dumbridge: Cedric's death was a tragic incident.
Y/n: Oh, but Voldemort is my father and so I know he's back... with the milk (sighs)
Dumbridge: A month of detention for you, Ms Riddle. And you too, Mr Potter.
(At the detention)
Dumbridge: You will do lines for me... with this quill. You will write ‘I must not tell lies’.
Y/n: My father will hear about this.
(Begins writing)
_Dark Lord,_
_I have a quality soul to torture. Kindly send beloved Bellatrix to Hogwarts. I suppose she would be bored so it will be a good pastime. Said soul can be killed too. Enjoy..._
_Your daughter_
(Dumbridge looks with wide eyes as y/n hands the letter to y/o/n)
Dumbridge: Ms Riddle, you are NOT doing that.
Y/n: Oh, but I am!
Lol what was that.
Yeahhh! Gurl power!
Love how the Gryffindors trust at least one Slytherin, and I'm quite sad (NOT) that Ms. Umbridge(Bitch not bridge) gave a Slytherin detention
Umbitch and Harry: fighting cuz umbitch is annoying
Me: * causally starts singing in the background*
Harry *joins in cuz why not* 🤣🤣🤣
Harry singing with the person who killed his parents
*Her telling me i have a months detention:*
*Me: AVADA KEDAVRA *casually walks away*
I would just hold out my arm to Harry like:Let’s go bebs idc
Welp time to get Fred and George to help us get out of detention-
AGAIN 😩
My friend made a joke that if u put a d in umbridge it becomes dumbridge
Me:you don't have to do that she's already dumb 😂
After the garbage said they had a month of detention I thought it was so worth it
Y/n: *sends Bella location* Do me a favor and Crucio this bi-
Y/n 2 seconds later: THIS IS WHY YOUR DAD DIDN’T DUCKING LOVE YOU
Umbridge: Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident
Y/n: So was your birth
Me after reading the title: you mean pink toad? 🤚😌
Pfft, like I'm going to detention.
baddie y/n
Umb!tch: "Tell me your name again."
Y/n: "Y/n Riddle..."
The Golden Trio: "Sorry, whot?!"
Bellatrix: *Walks in, ignoring the Golden Trio and hitting Umb!tch with the cruxio curse, then going to y/n* "Send me an owl if the living pom pom steps out of line again."
Y/n: "Thanks, Bellatrix. My father will know how well you did by the end of the day."
Bellatrix: *Nods respectfully to y/n then leaves*
The Golden Trio: "Wha- Tha- What was that?!"
Y/n: "I thought you know imma Riddle." *smirks*
Umb!tch: *The cruxio curse stops* "Both of your detentions are canceled."
Y/n: "Good pom pom."
That was great can u continue plz!!
Y/non the phone w/Voldemort: Hey, Dad? That wannabee-follower Umbridge gave me a month's worth of detention. Can you do something to her?
Voldemort: Of course, my dear, we can use the Crucio curse or Avada Kedavra-
Y/n: Actually, she had a student write lines with a special quill that carved the words they wrote into their skin last month can we do something like that instead? A taste of her own medicene, so to speak?
Voldemort: Well, now that is far more creative....
* the next month Umbridge has the words "Everything I say is a lie" scarred on her forehead visible for all to see *
Harry: YOU KILLED HER!
Me: she died of natural causes
Harry: you pushed her off the astronomy tower!
Me: gravity is a natural thing 😐
Harry: 🤦
Unbitch gives me 1 months detention:
Me later at our quidditch game :takes George’s bat and hits it at her
*Proud gryffindor noises*
YEEES KARMA GET HER
Y/n: *sighs* pulls out wand and points at umbrige * AVADA JEDAVERA
This is funny because I would actually do this 👁👄👁👌🏻
When I hear “Cedric Diggory’s death was a tragic accident “
Me:just like Umbitch birth
I am obsessed with this and this channel
What if jus in the middle of class your teacher says something stupid,and you literally just up and start singing. What if we actually did this.
Teacher - so and so’s death was a tragic accident
Student - it was murder!
Me - THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG
Umbridge: detention for a monthe
Y/n: i waiting
Harry: why is that ms.Y/n?
Y/n: get ready to celebrate her death day, calling Cedric 's death an accident eh? Your death is also an accident.
Song:-Sorry not sorry by Demi Lovato💜💜💜💜💜
( I suddenly realised I used purple heart instead of red because it's a habit of me as a BTS army😅)
''Dolores Umbridge's birth was a tragic accident''
Me : Now that sound's more like it
Y/n:Matthoe I killed a teacher
Matthoe:WHO?
Y/N: Umbitch
Matthoe:NICE
Y/n*caught* avada cadavra *caught caught*
Oh mY GoD!! Such a terrible ACcIDenT!!!!!
Hole class: Umbitch is finally gooooone🎉🎉
0:49 Did- did Harry just talk to Umbridge like "Baby I'm sorry"💀
...
U don’t k ow how much I love Thai and sis the boys y/n was doing
"But it gets worst"
Ah yes, the finest of tiktok
You just gained a subscriber! 😌👌
Thanks for believing in me Harry 😊
The title is true to me
SAVAGEEEEE
Dumbledore The Next Day: Sadly Ms.Umbridge has passed away
I honestly think he would be happy about that he just can't show it
Umbridge: A month of detention.
Me: ……No.
*Leaves class*
Harry: Professor, I don’t think we should have detention together.
Umbridge: Why?
Harry: Because I’m pretty sure we would make out.
Imagine someone started singing a song in the middle of class
Umbridge made 13 different UA-cam accounts and disliked on all of them. That’s the only possible reason there could be 13 dislikes on this video
Make it 16
@@spopypoppygardens1515 how tf did he amount of dislikes on this video go up by three in the last day?! apparently umbridge has been keeping herself very busy....
Make it five
@@its_violet555 yes indeed
the fact the she is not dead in the harry potter films and that Fred dies instead pissed me off