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  • @tano1670
    @tano1670 3 роки тому +25583

    FBI in the bush:
    "Mission failed, we'll get em next time"

    • @YuriLifeLove
      @YuriLifeLove 3 роки тому +247

      What are you talking about... They are the Survival Gamers, not the FBI...

    • @cattocs
      @cattocs 3 роки тому +570

      @@YuriLifeLove That's what they want you to think

    • @crashpal
      @crashpal 3 роки тому +249

      Also Chris Hansen: "dammit we were so close!"

    • @sgtprize8512
      @sgtprize8512 3 роки тому +145

      Not to analyze the joke too much, but technically, this would be considered entrapment if this was in fact a setup, considering she was the one that brought it up, and otherwise he’d have no intentions of doing that without her mention, that falls under the legal guise of entrapment

    • @tano1670
      @tano1670 3 роки тому +19

      @@sgtprize8512 oh really? So if she brings that up and he bangs her is that legal?

  • @andria1909
    @andria1909 3 роки тому +39586

    This is the most realistic sneeze I've ever heard in anime.

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 років тому +41217

    "I'm going to Jail"

    • @bluwulf
      @bluwulf 6 років тому +274

      Justin Y. first reply

    • @bluwulf
      @bluwulf 6 років тому +73

      hi

    • @Amir-ct1yx
      @Amir-ct1yx 6 років тому +106

      Justin. Why

    • @theangelofdeath3936
      @theangelofdeath3936 6 років тому +60

      Stop botting LMAO

    • @makarlock
      @makarlock 6 років тому +83

      Justin Y is a cross UA-cam top comment legend

  • @rayspringfield2692
    @rayspringfield2692 Рік тому +14228

    Respect for the animators and her voice actor for that extremely realistic water and sneeze.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Рік тому +53

      Agree to that

    • @victorhugo3952
      @victorhugo3952 Рік тому +101

      I think she used some powder there you really sneeze

    • @BluntMatcheteAstartes345fghew
      @BluntMatcheteAstartes345fghew Рік тому +43

      also the walking animation and the realistic cricket noise.

    • @nelyyisoppy6509
      @nelyyisoppy6509 Рік тому +41

      this is from 9 years ago too , animation is still great today . How come i never heard of this show before

    • @nickisan
      @nickisan Рік тому +19

      Ive done voice acting for water for years and ive never come close to that level of realism. That actor needs a raise.

  • @moxifloxi
    @moxifloxi 7 років тому +50562

    >im not brave enough to be a *pedophile*
    what did he mean by this?

    • @hellouniverse5451
      @hellouniverse5451 4 роки тому +3685

      you should know better than anyone loli leg locks are irresistible

    • @mksmike
      @mksmike 3 роки тому +4590

      I'll wager he's using "brave" as an euphemism. That way he can turn her down while still allowing her to save face.

    • @ethownzbh
      @ethownzbh 3 роки тому +1167

      Hachikuji: "The courage to rent a loli"
      Araragi: "Amazing. All he's doing is being a pedophile but it makes it seem like he's renting the loli for her sake despite the consequences he faces from society, even though she hasn't said anything of the sort."

    • @2_broke288
      @2_broke288 3 роки тому +110

      @@ethownzbh I just finished watch that season so I get this

    • @2_broke288
      @2_broke288 3 роки тому +17

      @Pimp Code ?

  • @DrPinkieDie
    @DrPinkieDie 3 роки тому +7365

    "Women in Bodies of Water Distributing Items and services is not a sound system of Government"

    • @loucypher1060
      @loucypher1060 3 роки тому +106

      I disagree. It's the best system.

    • @parzavaal5335
      @parzavaal5335 3 роки тому +77

      If it's not sound enough for the Government then maybe we have a revolution on our hands

    • @y.b4251
      @y.b4251 3 роки тому +40

      I see what you did there

    • @jaywilliam.7232
      @jaywilliam.7232 3 роки тому +95

      "some moistened bint"

    • @Sagdrag
      @Sagdrag 3 роки тому +25

      I'd argue the last 5 years ago have proven it's a better system than democracy.

  • @crashpal
    @crashpal 3 роки тому +14224

    "YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THE DAMN DOOR!!!"

    • @niero4201
      @niero4201 3 роки тому +442

      Scrolling comments at 4am, drinking whisky, dude you almost killed me with that reference.

    • @datboigokumi6048
      @datboigokumi6048 3 роки тому +244

      Bless that man, and PIZZA TIME

    • @theglowstonecraft7100
      @theglowstonecraft7100 3 роки тому +77

      LMAO best comment

    • @GramoChopin
      @GramoChopin 3 роки тому +54

      Lmaoo ah yes edgey Peter

    • @kiggerst
      @kiggerst 3 роки тому +63

      "AND I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR EXTRA BLANKET ALL DAY GODDAMMIT!"

  • @ellieporter3270
    @ellieporter3270 Рік тому +4809

    Man’s got higher standards than 70% of anime protagonists and 95% of anime fans. Impressive.

    • @jebbryant6522
      @jebbryant6522 Рік тому +301

      95% is being generous id say about 98% of anime fans if not 99

    • @olivercharles2930
      @olivercharles2930 Рік тому +70

      Indeed. Make that 100%

    • @johnsmith-ow3xs
      @johnsmith-ow3xs Рік тому +11

      what do you mean?

    • @serrael-182
      @serrael-182 Рік тому +45

      I mean we dont know the exact price. Could be an amount that 98% of anime fans coudnt afford.

    • @Hoppitot
      @Hoppitot 11 місяців тому +9

      @@serrael-182 Just sell your kidney!

  • @Alias_Anybody
    @Alias_Anybody 3 роки тому +19493

    The Chad-move would be renting her for a night - and then letting her paint your walls while you chill on the couch with a drink.

    • @haveachocobar
      @haveachocobar 3 роки тому +3797

      She comes in, expecting to get HER walls painted, but little does she know she was hired for renovation labor.

    • @RockyPixel
      @RockyPixel 3 роки тому +1114

      Ah yes, the Mr. Miyagi approach.

    • @Meta9871
      @Meta9871 3 роки тому +400

      It worked in Lethal Weapon

    • @anonymouspseudonym7914
      @anonymouspseudonym7914 3 роки тому +103

      @@RockyPixel What's this a reference to?

    • @anonymouspseudonym7914
      @anonymouspseudonym7914 3 роки тому +63

      @@Meta9871 What is Lethal Weapon?

  • @Ascaridia
    @Ascaridia 3 роки тому +20273

    Me: peacefully browsing UA-cam
    UA-cam recommendation: wANnA rENt mE fOr A nIGhT?

  • @skyrogue1977
    @skyrogue1977 7 років тому +25807

    Take note harem protagonists. This is how you turn down a girl offering herself, calm and suave, not being a frightened child.

    • @skyrogue1977
      @skyrogue1977 7 років тому +353

      Maximum Vehicular Splatter I have, I find him too stiff and humorless, i was thinking more Yu Narukami from Persona 4.

    • @paragon_21
      @paragon_21 7 років тому +529

      Then it wouldn't be a harem, if he turned down everyone...

    • @Makilov
      @Makilov 7 років тому +57

      Skyrogue19 It's understandable based on his backstory (if you made it that far)

    • @milesedgeworth132
      @milesedgeworth132 7 років тому +746

      Nah. The proper way to do it is to go
      "Eh?..... EEEEHHHHH?! NA-NANI?! THIS IS TOO SUDDEN. I-I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS! YOU'RE TOO CL-CLOSE! SHIT HER SKIN FEELS SO GOOD!"

    • @Makilov
      @Makilov 7 років тому +35

      Ger Vang Yuuji is 17, but I get your point.

  • @Schrodingers_kid
    @Schrodingers_kid Рік тому +723

    She was in the water and he still managed to roast her.

    • @staledog4393
      @staledog4393 7 місяців тому +54

      He boiled her

    • @havefuntazarasu5367
      @havefuntazarasu5367 5 місяців тому +14

      He is definitely not gonna take the prophet mahammad route😂

    • @somersaultinggiraffe1901
      @somersaultinggiraffe1901 25 днів тому

      ​@@havefuntazarasu5367 more like the average Jew route

    • @pierrotzzz
      @pierrotzzz 17 днів тому +6

      ​@@havefuntazarasu5367what does that even mean💀

    • @marz3960
      @marz3960 7 днів тому +3

      ​@@havefuntazarasu5367 there's no way u just said that

  • @sigmaohio44
    @sigmaohio44 3 роки тому +18274

    Mens In anime before: calm, suave
    Mens In anime now: panic when there is a girl, denser than a neutron star

    • @triximus6539
      @triximus6539 3 роки тому +718

      dude you got me laughing so hard

    • @ninjacortadordecebola1215
      @ninjacortadordecebola1215 3 роки тому +491

      Suave? Sussa? Tranquilo? Salve salve familia

    • @ganges2264
      @ganges2264 3 роки тому +143

      Idk that almost never happens , most of the time it's the man who is dense. Unless you're watching RAG or SAO.

    • @SpicenBright
      @SpicenBright 3 роки тому +336

      @@ganges2264 If you reread his comment he is talking about the man tho

    • @ganges2264
      @ganges2264 3 роки тому +49

      @@SpicenBright fuck , the grammar could've been interpreted either way but yh.

  • @peteromonobi6475
    @peteromonobi6475 3 роки тому +6906

    “It’s not Illegal if you’re both underage”
    -Quagmire

  • @BrandoTheManyo
    @BrandoTheManyo 7 років тому +7897

    0:27 Translation: "I'm not trying to go to jail"

    • @vvindigou
      @vvindigou 7 років тому +590

      Yep....that's about it.

    • @xHedSplttrx
      @xHedSplttrx 7 років тому +93

      Bro what you doing here? LMFAO

    • @YOMAMAXXL
      @YOMAMAXXL 7 років тому +92

      Brando The Man yo Age of consent in Japan is 13, so no

    • @andrewx8888
      @andrewx8888 7 років тому +46

      Burning Goose its 14 actually.

    • @madledski5383
      @madledski5383 7 років тому +10

      Classymaru Nara lol no

  • @angelinebena9675
    @angelinebena9675 7 місяців тому +258

    It’s weird that UA-cam recommends me this ten years later

    • @cn005ckr
      @cn005ckr 7 місяців тому

      Ikr

    • @natman2939
      @natman2939 7 місяців тому +4

      Even weirder that I had already commented on it way back when. Me now: "Ask me girl!" Me then: "Ask me girl!" Me 10 years from now: "Ask me girl!" (i'll never stop thinking the same thing)

    • @Flippindude
      @Flippindude 7 місяців тому +1

      Literally lol

    • @cn005ckr
      @cn005ckr 7 місяців тому +5

      @@natman2939 bruh an og yt user

    • @EmperorOfApathy
      @EmperorOfApathy 6 місяців тому

      It be like that tho

  • @irvancrocs1753
    @irvancrocs1753 7 років тому +7823

    "and that's how i met your father.."

    • @theprocrastinator6813
      @theprocrastinator6813 7 років тому +279

      noooo lol im dying

    • @alexparker5127
      @alexparker5127 7 років тому +369

      I think your story is missing about 10 years of backstory first....

    • @batosai85
      @batosai85 7 років тому +83

      Alex Parker spoiler
      the guy dies when the daughter they have is still a baby.

    • @Frogplushy
      @Frogplushy 7 років тому +142

      First, I banged an endless parade of sluts. Then I found an umbrella, watched my friends life fall apart, and finally after all that, I found some guy with the same name as me, and pumped out two children.

    • @krisjack9395
      @krisjack9395 7 років тому +25

      im crying

  • @celestrio
    @celestrio 3 роки тому +24984

    The guy's on point. For a girl who offered her body for cash, she sure got embarrassed quickly once she learned her shirt was see through. She is indeed in her trainee phase.

    • @bibosbarb9627
      @bibosbarb9627 3 роки тому +859

      From what I saw in the comments she isn't underage so she is propably 16-18 . That's age of consent in most countries .

    • @ayylmao8375
      @ayylmao8375 3 роки тому +485

      @@bibosbarb9627 his point still stands. She offered to sleep with him but was too embarrassed to show her bra through a wet shirt

    • @B0x_T00l
      @B0x_T00l 3 роки тому +1452

      @@bibosbarb9627 No, she IS underage.

    • @nazahostile
      @nazahostile 3 роки тому +444

      @@B0x_T00l Shes 16

    • @zachsuedmeyer2526
      @zachsuedmeyer2526 3 роки тому +973

      @@B0x_T00l Depends on where you live. Even in the USA there are a few places that she is "legal" kinda weird imho but I see no reason to judge others based on my own personal norms.

  • @criminals7000
    @criminals7000 3 роки тому +8212

    0:33 that water animation was very good

    • @knee3068
      @knee3068 3 роки тому +510

      Had more budget than berserk 2016

    • @monzey1782
      @monzey1782 3 роки тому +382

      @@knee3068 Had more budget than Seven Deadly Sins S3

    • @levisdarkness4239
      @levisdarkness4239 3 роки тому +114

      Rewatched because of this comment and ur not wrong. That is some quality water animation

    • @Datapitstopyaps
      @Datapitstopyaps 3 роки тому +3

      fr

    • @knee3068
      @knee3068 3 роки тому +1

      @@monzey1782 you had good seasons?

  • @rylamistrandall6517
    @rylamistrandall6517 2 роки тому +552

    This clip gave off a wrong impression on the series, yet its also a perfect one as it baits you into watching the whole thing. Before you knew it, they already had your heart surrounded and then made an ambush.
    10/10 gave me the feels, I wanna visit Yunosagi the town where the show take place

    • @ttchme9816
      @ttchme9816 Рік тому +17

      This clip made me watch the whole damned thing.
      It's sad that the inn was shut down, but the ending was great imo.

    • @janisir4529
      @janisir4529 Рік тому +7

      I want a full series with her as the protagonist.
      The series we actually had was pretty good already, but what I want is something truly trashy.

    • @bekfestboi2445
      @bekfestboi2445 Рік тому

      What's the name

    • @janisir4529
      @janisir4529 Рік тому +12

      @@bekfestboi2445 Hanasako iroha
      The clip is from the movie

    • @timob1681
      @timob1681 Рік тому +12

      hanasaku iroha is one of the most underrated gems I've ever seen. i never see anyone talk about it but its in my top 5 of all time

  • @tylersaldana1330
    @tylersaldana1330 7 років тому +5598

    FINALLY a guy who isn't so damn dense or afraid or embarrassed this my friends was a man

    • @egazer7165
      @egazer7165 7 років тому +150

      RANDOM OBJECT
      I know. total dad there.

    • @skmojoed
      @skmojoed 7 років тому +144

      if he was a real man he would have been brave enough :^)

    • @AnnihilationXable
      @AnnihilationXable 7 років тому +184

      Thats spike spiegel for ya

    • @fangadorawolfen6164
      @fangadorawolfen6164 7 років тому +211

      Teenagers are usually the "brave" ones. Although more like the stupid, and quick to react over their ego ones if a bit more honest. In all honesty when you get older, sex loses the appeal.

    • @tobiii894
      @tobiii894 7 років тому +45

      Voidaken it's because they start to realize that they are not as beautiful as they used to be and that ALL MEN like young women just because they are the sexiest.
      So they need that recognition via many cocks inside their rancid pussies.

  • @loucypher1060
    @loucypher1060 3 роки тому +3050

    "Wanna rent me for a night?"
    That depends. How are your laundry and sewing skills?

  • @deyash4602
    @deyash4602 3 роки тому +2741

    water: exists
    anime girls: guess i have cold now

    • @Forgot10Legends
      @Forgot10Legends 3 роки тому +116

      Lady in the pool what is your wisdom
      Do you want to rent me tonight
      What is this bullshit that’s not what I wanted

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 3 роки тому +12

      *Sneeze*

    • @mariokarter13
      @mariokarter13 3 роки тому +35

      Japanese People: Exist
      Anime: I'm going to literally die from the sniffles.

    • @Cocxy69
      @Cocxy69 3 роки тому +20

      I mean
      She was in a pool in the middle of the night

    • @potatoxgaming9466
      @potatoxgaming9466 3 роки тому +10

      Its cold at night

  • @davidstaffen6783
    @davidstaffen6783 Рік тому +678

    I can tell how clever this show is. There's alot of character here. Not to mention the dynamic the two characters share from this scene alone. Her brave over rhe top nature while at the same time being inexperienced and emberished about simple things. She feels she is bigger then she actually is and it takes someone older with more life experience to show her how small she is.

    • @Marcus-gw4bb
      @Marcus-gw4bb Рік тому +18

      Allow me to be that person here, "it's just an anime, chill out".

    • @davidstaffen6783
      @davidstaffen6783 Рік тому +109

      @@Marcus-gw4bb you could say that about any work of art. Sometimes over alalysing is fun

    • @ahmadzahraniAAZ
      @ahmadzahraniAAZ Рік тому

      ​@davidstaffen6783 I agree, sometimes it's just fun to over analyze the G forces of 3 minute warning beating up some lesbians.
      (yeah wrestling was fucked up)

    • @nepdisc3722
      @nepdisc3722 Рік тому +4

      you're drunk

    • @davidstaffen6783
      @davidstaffen6783 Рік тому

      @@nepdisc3722 MabIe

  • @samshay4984
    @samshay4984 3 роки тому +3701

    "I'd rent her"
    "She's under-"
    "So am i "
    "You're free to go"

    • @Shinitakunai26
      @Shinitakunai26 3 роки тому +123

      Me: prostitution is illegal . 1 for me 0 for you

    • @formeraxe117
      @formeraxe117 3 роки тому +234

      @@Shinitakunai26 NOT IN VEGAS !!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA

    • @xxrogamerxx4237
      @xxrogamerxx4237 3 роки тому +69

      Shes not underage

    • @dennislit3060
      @dennislit3060 3 роки тому +77

      @@Shinitakunai26 Over here in Germany prostitution is legal

    • @kilist174
      @kilist174 3 роки тому +31

      @@dennislit3060 Wann holen wir uns Preußen zurück?

  • @kayleetoms6591
    @kayleetoms6591 3 роки тому +6040

    0:41 When you try to give him the classic tsundere glare, but he walks away too soon…

  • @tenchimuyo69
    @tenchimuyo69 7 років тому +6220

    Remember that time in Persona 5 where kids call a prostitute service and their teacher shows up?
    Not sure why I remembered that now.

    • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
      @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 7 років тому +245

      tenchimuyo69 I didn't know that, but I do now. Is the show out yet? I wanna watch the show, because my broke ass can't afford the game.

    • @Lunk42
      @Lunk42 7 років тому +87

      Jonathon Andrews Lol no the animation isn't out yet and probably won't be for a long time and even if it were out that part probably would be a small portion if it was included at all its really something that can only be fully experienced in game.

    • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
      @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 7 років тому +84

      gamer42j I don't care, the games are too hard for me anyway. I suck at RPGs where I'm required to have a social life.

    • @Lunk42
      @Lunk42 7 років тому +6

      Jonathon Andrews Ok then just don't get it.

    • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
      @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 7 років тому +4

      gamer42j I'll get it when the anime's out... The joke, I mean.

  • @Deiruto_Uchiha
    @Deiruto_Uchiha Рік тому +41

    Bro didn't hesitate and said the most realistic response, good on you lad

  • @Xeptar
    @Xeptar 7 років тому +5284

    I always want one of these situations where the protagonists takes up on that offer, only to humorously have her in his room to play games, chat, or reflect on her situation or something out of the protagonist's good will and curiosity.

    • @frostedvoid2732
      @frostedvoid2732 7 років тому +287

      Dexen That's a stereotype as well sadly...

    • @The1stDragonRider
      @The1stDragonRider 7 років тому +766

      You mean trope? If it is, I certainly don't see it being used enough. It'd be far better than all this dense protagonist shit.

    • @luscinia236
      @luscinia236 7 років тому +468

      Dexen isn't that kind of like the scene from Deadpool.. where he rents the prostitute and takes her to an arcade xD

    • @gageunruh2266
      @gageunruh2266 7 років тому +73

      The1stDragonRider 40 year old virgin did that. They watched hulk.

    • @yunan9610
      @yunan9610 7 років тому +11

      I think I've seen few before, not that many though

  • @zombiegoku1243
    @zombiegoku1243 7 років тому +8663

    The water animation was fucking amazing. I watch that shit like ten times already 0:33

    • @crypto66
      @crypto66 7 років тому +327

      That's P.A. Works for ya.

    • @thewarriorforce
      @thewarriorforce 7 років тому +254

      Yeah, that shit's cash.

    • @Yagoobestghorl
      @Yagoobestghorl 7 років тому +134

      Black_Relic uhuh really the water?

    • @PucciusLOLcannalunga
      @PucciusLOLcannalunga 7 років тому +358

      still more budget and animation than berserk anime

    • @vegeta9621
      @vegeta9621 7 років тому +109

      The water... riiiiiiiiiiiiight.... lol

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 7 років тому +3424

    Training bra, huh? So that puts her at aboooooooout _STATUTORY._

    • @VioletLunaVirgo
      @VioletLunaVirgo 7 років тому +227

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache Do you watch every anime video on UA-cam?

    • @mr.cuddlesworth3144
      @mr.cuddlesworth3144 7 років тому +144

      My God, why are you everywhere!

    • @safdafdo6198
      @safdafdo6198 7 років тому +81

      NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THIS POWER MUSTACHE-KUN

    • @JasonShard
      @JasonShard 7 років тому +10

      Jellal with a mustache.

    • @maxocean3789
      @maxocean3789 7 років тому +8

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache, we meet again sult

  • @alexjavi7849
    @alexjavi7849 2 роки тому +31

    I am more impressed about the fact that 2013 was 9 years ago

    • @MxShamsiddin
      @MxShamsiddin 7 місяців тому +3

      Bro it was 11 years ago now

  • @imelitetrooper
    @imelitetrooper 7 років тому +6836

    she offered to sell her body but was embarrassed when he saw her bra? am i missing something?

    • @waffles5306
      @waffles5306 7 років тому +768

      clay timmons anime

    • @Sabaelos
      @Sabaelos 7 років тому +2419

      logic. Goes to show that she was just acting tough but in reality, isn't prepared for it.

    • @geormmmm
      @geormmmm 7 років тому +255

      tsundere?

    • @solitaregames
      @solitaregames 7 років тому +948

      Or probably the embarrassment of not being seen as an adult because of it.

    • @JohnnyBlack23
      @JohnnyBlack23 7 років тому +33

      clay timmons I know right

  • @mariokarter13
    @mariokarter13 3 роки тому +2734

    "I'm not into girls still wearing training bras."
    "Want me to take it off?"

  • @tsunderella5826
    @tsunderella5826 7 років тому +3795

    JAILBAIT

    • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
      @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 7 років тому +73

      I-It's not like I like you or anything B-b-baka Don't have sex with jailbait, just MASTURbate!

    • @MrMovieMan941
      @MrMovieMan941 7 років тому +4

      And he saw it :D

    • @24grantj24
      @24grantj24 7 років тому +36

      I Sexually Identify as an Alpha Krab that's the federally mandated minium, nowhere in Japan actually​ has a min age that low

    • @mitchelljulius5875
      @mitchelljulius5875 7 років тому +13

      you have to be married to the loli, in order to do the sex with her. at least that's from what I've heard, so don't go get any ideas, folks.

    • @thebravegallade731
      @thebravegallade731 7 років тому +16

      well, not married per say. its actually in a sort of legal grey area where if the minor was the one to initiate it its technically legal.
      "Inducing a minor who is less than eighteen (18) to be engaged in sexual activities is subject to
      punishment under the Child Welfare Law. According to Japanese Court cases, " inducing a minor to
      be engaged in sexual activities means an act of working on a minor to have intercourse or analogous
      conducts ( including oral and anal sex) with him or her, or with someone else by exering influence on
      the minor virually. "
      though its different per prefacture. if you want to do ANYTHING in japan, do it in tokyo.
      also everything is a OK in most places if its a sencerce romance AND have parental consent.

  • @thirst8015
    @thirst8015 Рік тому +6

    No. I’m not gonna “rent” a teen who is in an public pool at midnight still wearing her school clothes.

  • @justabingbong
    @justabingbong 3 роки тому +1217

    0:52 That sneeze is the most realistic one I've ever heard in the anime.

    • @fancyboy3806
      @fancyboy3806 3 роки тому +91

      Yeah man, it not a moan follow up by chao god of destruction sonic boom

    • @tanner1253
      @tanner1253 3 роки тому +3

      what’s the anime

    • @justabingbong
      @justabingbong 3 роки тому +11

      @@tanner1253 Hanasaku iroha home sweet home

    • @michaelwesten1351
      @michaelwesten1351 3 роки тому +21

      It’s as if a real person is voicing them

    • @ethanpooper6678
      @ethanpooper6678 3 роки тому +9

      boys we found him DarkViperUS chonky matt is back

  • @shallow_night7046
    @shallow_night7046 3 роки тому +2203

    can we just take a moment of respect for this person who recorded this clip in HD even though this was 7 years ago?

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 3 роки тому +114

      Pretty sure HD was fairly standard by 2014.

    • @shallow_night7046
      @shallow_night7046 3 роки тому +96

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 still tho its pretty rare to see 2005-2015 vids in HD

    • @mr.stuffdoer8483
      @mr.stuffdoer8483 3 роки тому +10

      @@shallow_night7046 depending on the size of your hard drive, I guess…

    • @shallow_night7046
      @shallow_night7046 3 роки тому +15

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 true but still though most vids in 2014 is in like 720p or 480p 💀💀

    • @kagemaser1406
      @kagemaser1406 3 роки тому +24

      @@mr.stuffdoer8483 man 2014 was 7 years ago god damn

  • @Senzawa69
    @Senzawa69 3 роки тому +5708

    Her: Wanna rent me for a night?
    me:*Smirks*...Nah I'm too broke for that.. *walks away while crying*
    This is how it should be right?

    • @davidlollipop2714
      @davidlollipop2714 3 роки тому +23

      Idk

    • @nothim8997
      @nothim8997 3 роки тому +178

      Yeah bro, you are on the right track

    • @kori1218
      @kori1218 3 роки тому +78

      *Cue Unravel*

    • @2dollarchickenwings689
      @2dollarchickenwings689 3 роки тому +125

      *The exaggerated swagger of a heartbroken man*

    • @ghst4824
      @ghst4824 3 роки тому +12

      Yeah man" you should be allright so that the FBI doesn't catch you"

  • @HeyHax
    @HeyHax Рік тому +121

    Probably one of the most genuine sneeze I heard in anime 😂

    • @khl2445
      @khl2445 Рік тому +4

      "This is the most realistic sneeze I've ever heard in anime."
      way to steal a top comment 2 years later, bozo

    • @suus1027
      @suus1027 Рік тому +1

      @@khl2445 Please do not gatekeep comments

    • @ringojuice5673
      @ringojuice5673 Рік тому

      ​@@khl2445🤓

  • @jinzu4499
    @jinzu4499 3 роки тому +593

    They put all their budget on that water animation..

    • @intuii
      @intuii 3 роки тому +3

      It's the movie so it's okay I guess

    • @dragulia_venaro
      @dragulia_venaro 3 роки тому +2

      it's so *Daren Walter's* comment

    • @adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407
      @adamtaurusragnathebloodedg8407 3 роки тому +1

      Unlimited budget works

    • @aabhashjr4052
      @aabhashjr4052 3 роки тому

      @@intuii what is the name of movie??

    • @drachen1124
      @drachen1124 3 роки тому

      @@aabhashjr4052 It’s written in the channel description - Hanasaku Iroha Home Sweet Home

  • @ElJags
    @ElJags 7 років тому +4313

    *how much?*

  • @thevirginslayer5362
    @thevirginslayer5362 3 роки тому +1068

    FBI: Don't worry boys, we'll get him next time.

  • @BluntMatcheteAstartes345fghew
    @BluntMatcheteAstartes345fghew Рік тому +7

    youtube recommends me anime clips like these to remind me that i am lonely and single.

  • @gameodd
    @gameodd 7 років тому +6087

    what is this and why was it recommended

    • @abdullahtamimi8285
      @abdullahtamimi8285 7 років тому +220

      Dippers kinda wondering the same..

    • @Dinkle_Berry
      @Dinkle_Berry 7 років тому +334

      youtube knows more about you then even you do

    • @Midnight-7411
      @Midnight-7411 7 років тому +60

      Dippers well you obviously watched it so you definitely liked it to some extent

    • @i_nameless_i-jgsdf
      @i_nameless_i-jgsdf 7 років тому +37

      simply u had been watched way too many of these kind of video and that is why it recommended to you since it has the same genre as ones u watched b4.

    • @Slyfer
      @Slyfer 7 років тому +44

      I mean we all still watched it right. Guess it really is recommended

  • @muzankibutsuji7377
    @muzankibutsuji7377 3 роки тому +2155

    She: Wanna rent me for a night
    Me: Nah under-age
    She: I am not under-aged
    Me: but I was talking about my-self.
    **Then F.B.I Arrested her story the end**

  • @realcartoongirl
    @realcartoongirl 3 роки тому +1373

    imagine being shameless enough to ask a guy for a night but shys away when a guy can see her clothing

    • @shixxe
      @shixxe 3 роки тому +112

      That’s anime for ya

    • @Andytlp
      @Andytlp 3 роки тому +260

      that kind of cognitive dissonance/direct contradiction is common in anime. they think its funny and it is at first. But as you watch more of them it just gets silly.

    • @bevercage6673
      @bevercage6673 3 роки тому +16

      @@Andytlp im glad my one and only anime is aot

    • @Captivename
      @Captivename 3 роки тому +98

      He has not paid her yet, she's trying to run a buisness. Can't be giving the goods away for free!

    • @Andytlp
      @Andytlp 3 роки тому +12

      @man with a username magical anime girls have no legal ramifications. If a teen offered to bang youd sneakily turn on the camera or mic and then let her incriminate herself and then drag her to a nearby police station cause shes probably getting pimped by someone around the corner. Be careful to not get stabbed or shot lol. Better yet just avoid it all its not your fight. Report it to police and theyll probably solve it (most likely not lol)

  • @sanikura8403
    @sanikura8403 7 років тому +3414

    I'd Rent her to.......
    Respect Her

    • @vencselvictormihai3778
      @vencselvictormihai3778 7 років тому +197

      Sani Poken Here, have a reply. People forgot how important respecting wamen is these days

    • @thesilentdragon4170
      @thesilentdragon4170 7 років тому +118

      Vencsel Victor Mihai Oh I respect wamen all the time

    • @vencselvictormihai3778
      @vencselvictormihai3778 7 років тому +46

      The Silent Dragon I apreciate that

    • @picklev5064
      @picklev5064 7 років тому +105

      Sani Poken I'd rent her, 3hrs later
      Guess who has no more homework and house chores

    • @germsspices
      @germsspices 7 років тому +21

      I dun think you're respecting her if you rent her.

  • @TheErwinator90
    @TheErwinator90 7 років тому +1086

    Why did Spike Spiegel cut his hair?

    • @crazynighthawk
      @crazynighthawk 7 років тому +88

      TheErwinator In this scenario, he decided NO bang.

    • @babyeater639
      @babyeater639 7 років тому +31

      Because it was too *SPIKY*

    • @mashiromeguca
      @mashiromeguca 6 років тому +2

      I thought the same thing

    • @extrajerky2940
      @extrajerky2940 6 років тому +2

      More importantly, why is he not *dead* ?

    • @umbraemilitos
      @umbraemilitos 6 років тому +5

      TheErwinator
      "To get to the other side."

  • @LOREWITHBLAZER
    @LOREWITHBLAZER 3 роки тому +148

    This guy just called her a Child and tell her to go home in the coolest way I can think of

  • @blinddig7525
    @blinddig7525 3 роки тому +103

    hanasaku iroha is truly an anime ahead AND perfect for its time

  • @Babidi111
    @Babidi111 7 років тому +1553

    id of at least asked how much

    • @Hextator
      @Hextator 7 років тому +95

      of? you'd of?

    • @postshift19
      @postshift19 7 років тому +70

      Just as long as you don't look at her training bra. Anything else is fair game.

    • @somethinghandlesomething
      @somethinghandlesomething 7 років тому +11

      Babidi do u even english

    • @charlesm337
      @charlesm337 7 років тому +11

      He knows odd english, thats for sure

    • @Babidi111
      @Babidi111 7 років тому +48

      i do a lot of pills when i play youtube commenting, i'm actually fairly well spoken when sober, unfortunately with sobriety comes the realization that there's nothing worth saying

  • @LUpWNh
    @LUpWNh 3 роки тому +476

    But I’m not brave enough to rent a girl with a training bra...
    *Drowns herself*

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 3 роки тому +30

      Shame is very powerful in Asian countries.

    • @EvCrz
      @EvCrz 3 роки тому +1

      critical hit

    • @kaiocrap6965
      @kaiocrap6965 Рік тому

      😂lol

  • @mitchhamilton64
    @mitchhamilton64 7 років тому +198

    for people asking, the clip is from the movie version of hanasaku iroha. there was a series made before this movie and this is a bit of a prequel but id suggest seeing the anime first then the movie as there are going to be characters in it previously introduced that youll be very confused about. the series quality of animation is about on par with the movie. it is incredibly gorgeous.

    • @whyueatsalad3349
      @whyueatsalad3349 6 років тому

      mitchhamilton64 is it good or bad ending?

    • @ramenspyce3414
      @ramenspyce3414 6 років тому

      Thx

    • @juanfraga2862
      @juanfraga2862 6 років тому

      mitchhamilton64 thank you

    • @gasher5362
      @gasher5362 6 років тому

      ROGUE GAMING what is the name of the girl in the clip?

    • @mitchhamilton64
      @mitchhamilton64 6 років тому +4

      youtube never notified me of these messages sooooo, my bad. anyways, i really enjoyed the series. about a young girl with a mother who decides to run off with her boyfriend and sets her up with her grandmother who the mother hasnt spoken to in years and runs an inn.
      as for the name, of the character, its Satsuki Matsumae

  • @orealz
    @orealz Рік тому +3

    Wanna hire me for the night?
    Sure....the house isn't gonna clean itself.

  • @brandentheultramangofighter
    @brandentheultramangofighter 7 років тому +206

    Her: wanna rent me for a night
    me: sure
    *plays super smash bros at my place*

    • @villager1831
      @villager1831 7 років тому +12

      branden8045 theultramangofighter YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD MAN

    • @brandentheultramangofighter
      @brandentheultramangofighter 7 років тому +10

      Villager yeah

    • @NewEra90000
      @NewEra90000 3 роки тому +5

      @@brandentheultramangofighter wait your smashing with your bros at your place?

    • @green_diamond4913
      @green_diamond4913 3 роки тому +6

      @@NewEra90000 “The day I lost my virginity... the movie”

    • @richraichu1370
      @richraichu1370 3 роки тому +3

      @@NewEra90000 I hate u cuz I was thinking the same thing

  • @anonymousstout4759
    @anonymousstout4759 3 роки тому +221

    0:42 "Oh high schooler of the pond share your wisdom"
    You're going to jail!

    • @detol549
      @detol549 3 роки тому +1

      and name ,??

    • @anthonyzivalich4962
      @anthonyzivalich4962 3 роки тому +1

      @@detol549 I want to know the name too. Can someone tell us?

    • @adunce.5422
      @adunce.5422 3 роки тому +1

      I’m confused, I thought this was a one off bit

    • @user-ug4xf2rb1q
      @user-ug4xf2rb1q 3 роки тому +1

      Meme format discovered, returning to base

  • @DetectiveGalileo
    @DetectiveGalileo 3 роки тому +176

    This is the perfect moment to say:"That's how I met your father."

    • @janisir4529
      @janisir4529 9 місяців тому +15

      That's actually what happened, yes.

  • @bipindongolbruce6538
    @bipindongolbruce6538 Місяць тому +2

    The water animation is amazing.

  • @iq_pi7211
    @iq_pi7211 3 роки тому +271

    0:52 you call that a sneeze
    My father: *Pathetic*

  • @cjvaans4484
    @cjvaans4484 7 років тому +1488

    I'd rent her though.

    • @huntonion
      @huntonion 7 років тому +112

      i'd rent her every night till i die though.

    • @estebanromero7058
      @estebanromero7058 7 років тому +210

      I'd go to jail though.

    • @xephthetamagochi4046
      @xephthetamagochi4046 7 років тому +30

      actually you would be amazed at how many live in nice areas, got a knock on the door a week ago from a new move in telling us per court order.

    • @LarlemMagic
      @LarlemMagic 7 років тому +36

      Only if you get caught, duh.

    • @Sashi_Mee
      @Sashi_Mee 7 років тому +3

      LarlemMagic well you're not wrong

  • @aidansanchez5554
    @aidansanchez5554 3 роки тому +673

    Me: "Damn 7 years ago? This is pretty good animation for what, the mid-2000s?"
    *Realizes 7 years ago was 2014*
    Me: "OH GOD OH FUCK"

    • @CMTechnica
      @CMTechnica 3 роки тому +70

      Thanks for making me realize I'm old

    • @pbucher_5589
      @pbucher_5589 3 роки тому +37

      thx for making me realize i m in a depression

    • @fendebende
      @fendebende 3 роки тому +73

      I’m 17 and you made feel like I’m 45

    • @cipher01
      @cipher01 3 роки тому +1

      @@fendebende lol

    • @menji6332
      @menji6332 3 роки тому +1

      First time?
      I feel you, man.

  • @itz_IMMORTAL69
    @itz_IMMORTAL69 Рік тому +4

    Can't believe this was animated almost a decade ago

  • @sebastiencleroux2640
    @sebastiencleroux2640 7 років тому +197

    Ok ill rent you.
    You can paint my fence

    • @lukest292
      @lukest292 7 років тому +11

      lmao

    • @acewing3889
      @acewing3889 6 років тому +10

      Wholesome

    • @jerome1471
      @jerome1471 3 роки тому +10

      I'd be hard to paint a fence at night though

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 3 роки тому +17

      @@jerome1471 get a flash light

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 3 роки тому +1

      You can clean my room

  • @DjayT.
    @DjayT. 3 роки тому +62

    He's like: "I ain't going to jail"

  • @killtrigger16
    @killtrigger16 3 роки тому +353

    "Wanna rent me for the night?"
    !!
    *money bounces off screen..
    Dammit..

    • @silentotaku8
      @silentotaku8 3 роки тому +3

      LOL

    • @amierulsauffi9740
      @amierulsauffi9740 3 роки тому +20

      Let me guest...your screen broke because you just realise you only have coin.

    • @davidlollipop2714
      @davidlollipop2714 3 роки тому +8

      @@amierulsauffi9740 FATALITY

    • @asiansimp
      @asiansimp 3 роки тому +4

      @@amierulsauffi9740 that’s overkill

    • @acapitala4936
      @acapitala4936 3 роки тому +3

      @@amierulsauffi9740 Well guess what Amierul? I only had 10 cents! The screen can never break!

  • @ginpau7416
    @ginpau7416 Рік тому +6

    i remember watching this exact video a few years ago, this bring back so many good memories, those were good times 😭 8/27/2023

    • @ginpau7416
      @ginpau7416 Рік тому +2

      12:50 am

    • @sunilsreyas100
      @sunilsreyas100 7 місяців тому +1

      Me too, i don't remember how many years before. It was.

  • @nicolasa.3192
    @nicolasa.3192 3 роки тому +21

    Wish there were more Male anime protagonists like this. It's even in line with his character, being that he's an adult and this sort of thing is more manageable the older you get. Cool guy, I'll have to give this a watch.

  • @Rosales3269
    @Rosales3269 3 роки тому +228

    I would've pulled a Batman and run as far away as possible so when she comes back up she thinks I'm Batman.

  • @ユーリイ
    @ユーリイ 3 роки тому +48

    題名知りたがっている人達、これは「花咲くいろは」というアニメの劇場版です

  • @arnoldschpeiker7887
    @arnoldschpeiker7887 8 місяців тому +1

    The smoothness of the water animation when she dives is just too perfect.

  • @vegeta9621
    @vegeta9621 7 років тому +649

    Havent seen the anime, but im gotta take a shot in the dark here and say she fell in love with him because he refused to buy her. Did i nail it?

    • @shubhankarsingh9154
      @shubhankarsingh9154 7 років тому +77

      Goku Nimbus nah man

    • @vegeta9621
      @vegeta9621 7 років тому +398

      Swing and a miss lol

    • @akumati4061
      @akumati4061 7 років тому +50

      Goku Nimbus Yep.

    • @vegeta9621
      @vegeta9621 7 років тому +25

      Lol

    • @Ethriost
      @Ethriost 7 років тому +295

      Not quite. But they do ended up marrying each other, having a daughter who will became the main character of the anime series (that scene was taken from the movie version of the anime, fyi)

  • @dontlook3836
    @dontlook3836 3 роки тому +39

    Girl: wanna rent me for a night
    Him: YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I

  • @Nyeowww
    @Nyeowww 3 роки тому +76

    The algorithm never disappoints me these days

  • @syppie6510
    @syppie6510 Рік тому +36

    This was 9 years ago? The animation and physics are gold tier 👌

    • @tbqhwyf
      @tbqhwyf Рік тому +5

      What are you on about? Why wouldn't the animation be gold tier?
      Heck, why wouldn't it be gold tier even if made 20 years ago? It's not like we didn't have the technology back then

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 11 місяців тому

      9 years isn't that much time...I had my first VR headset 9 years ago. Mass Effect 3 came out 9 years ago. Hell my entire marriage didn't even last 9 years.

  • @nalu1651
    @nalu1651 3 роки тому +64

    Anime name "hanasaku iroha"
    26ep+1the movie
    This scene is from the movie.
    You should watch. it's great.

  • @slenderminion2229
    @slenderminion2229 3 роки тому +52

    Ya'll talking about the girl and the guy, but what gets me off is _that water._

    • @traceyjacobsen8544
      @traceyjacobsen8544 3 роки тому +3

      Wtf is wrong with you? Your perving on the water!? Jesus that waters like 6 years old dude!!

    • @KingRaulDame
      @KingRaulDame 3 роки тому

      @@traceyjacobsen8544 underated

  • @jadrianmc3420
    @jadrianmc3420 7 років тому +43

    "Wanna rent me for a night?"
    press A to say yes
    press B to say no
    **spams A a lot**

  • @thechosenonewithgreeneyes1677
    @thechosenonewithgreeneyes1677 Рік тому +3

    My man didn't hesitate

  • @julianobumga5279
    @julianobumga5279 3 роки тому +48

    Note to self: when a anime girl says something to you just completely ignore her and walk the fuck away then she will inevitably follow

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 3 роки тому +6

      Anime girls cannot resist the flippant.

  •  3 роки тому +55

    This is officially the most realistic sneeze in anime ever.

  • @MembersOfHistory
    @MembersOfHistory 3 роки тому +57

    that water animation when she goes under🤤🤤
    0:33

  • @chickown
    @chickown 2 дні тому

    10 years, 10 million views
    What a sight to see

  • @mauken-dyn6685
    @mauken-dyn6685 3 роки тому +10

    The water is very well animated, wow. And props to the solid sneeze being included.

  • @JeyJey88-9
    @JeyJey88-9 7 років тому +79

    Love how the guy actually takes it chill like a normal human being and doesn't give us a stereotypical "NANI?"

    • @jtamiing559
      @jtamiing559 3 роки тому +15

      That’s cuz this isn’t a comedy, I’d be dumb to have a black and white standard for everything, you’d end up the current western “entertainment”

    • @epsteindidntkillhimself69
      @epsteindidntkillhimself69 Рік тому +7

      @@jtamiing559 The irony in your own statement is denser than a tungsten cube.

    • @jtamiing559
      @jtamiing559 Рік тому +1

      @@epsteindidntkillhimself69 you can't even explain without insulting, zoomer

    • @darumaichi
      @darumaichi Рік тому +3

      ​​​@@jtamiing559...why is this man angry?

  • @gesturlorenzurbanocanonigo1633
    @gesturlorenzurbanocanonigo1633 3 роки тому +19

    UA-cam is truly a mystery we'll never solve...

  • @justusspiders
    @justusspiders Рік тому +2

    Bro just wasn’t trying to go to jail

  • @グレゴリオス
    @グレゴリオス 3 роки тому +21

    once wise man said "age is just a number" and "jail is only a room".

    • @niero4201
      @niero4201 3 роки тому +1

      Age is just a number, and jail is just free food and accommodation.

    • @UncleMerlin
      @UncleMerlin 3 роки тому +2

      @@niero4201 and death if you don't respect the gang Lieutenants.

    • @15m0
      @15m0 3 роки тому

      @@niero4201 and free ''surgery'' for prisoner's asshole when he drops soap

  • @WinterCrafter
    @WinterCrafter 3 роки тому +43

    Her at the end: How did he resist my charm? There is no way.

    • @lookatthepicture4107
      @lookatthepicture4107 3 роки тому +7

      Thanos "Impossible".png

    • @WinterCrafter
      @WinterCrafter 3 роки тому +3

      @@lookatthepicture4107 lol

    • @Shayce
      @Shayce 3 роки тому

      @@lookatthepicture4107 Pretty sure he meant Ishtar

  • @zahidakbarrabbani617
    @zahidakbarrabbani617 3 роки тому +132

    *me trying to find funny video in recommendation
    UA-cam : "Hey, wanna see rent anime girl?"

  • @kyon-kyon-
    @kyon-kyon- 11 місяців тому +1

    “wanna rent me for the night?”
    “eh? i was hoping you’d rent me” **cries in poor**

  • @aniketkumarsingh9913
    @aniketkumarsingh9913 3 роки тому +24

    The most realistic sneeze i have heard in anime so far.

  • @in9836
    @in9836 3 роки тому +21

    the amount of power dudes have when they rejected females sexual advances radiates alpha energy

  • @Cohzee
    @Cohzee 3 роки тому +104

    see you guys in another 3 years once this gets recommended to you

  • @bookboy6924
    @bookboy6924 Рік тому +2

    Roasted, toasted, packaged up and posted

  • @only8509
    @only8509 3 роки тому +816

    一瞬、貝●と戦場◇原かとおもった

  • @Lindaine
    @Lindaine 3 роки тому +10

    This takes me back, I remember the good old days when I can just watch anime constantly without any worries.

  • @Cornholio8787
    @Cornholio8787 7 років тому +130

    thats why i like it when the guys are a bit more grown up. im just so tired of the typical child like anime responses.

  • @Xamor101st
    @Xamor101st Рік тому +2

    This was a wild suggestion youtube. Also the comments section: "That sneeze tho!"

  • @ruvikvictoriano9484
    @ruvikvictoriano9484 7 років тому +196

    One evening with you isn't worth 20 years of calling an oversized cellmate "Daddy"

    • @dav9612
      @dav9612 6 років тому +7

      this comment is underrated. thank you

    • @NewEra90000
      @NewEra90000 3 роки тому +1

      what???

    • @aifuyuumi3115
      @aifuyuumi3115 3 роки тому +5

      @@NewEra90000 its just something happen in jail XD

    • @NewEra90000
      @NewEra90000 3 роки тому

      @@aifuyuumi3115 oh yeah sorry i had something else in mind when i read it so i couldn't really understand it