Water's Had A Fruity Fling! Rubicon Spring TV Ad 2017

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  • Опубліковано 16 тра 2017
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  • @fritzman6483
    @fritzman6483 Рік тому +5397

    One man’s comedy is another man’s tragedy

  • @freshcupofangst
    @freshcupofangst 2 роки тому +4450

    Real question is how dense he has to be to see that “his children” didn't look like him-

    • @jaquaviusthe3rd683
      @jaquaviusthe3rd683 2 роки тому +60

      I know 😀😀

    • @Mondoness
      @Mondoness 2 роки тому +8

      Same reason why irl cucks dont.

    • @DetectiveDeckard
      @DetectiveDeckard 2 роки тому +372

      He didn’t know what he looked like because he’s never seen a mirror. He just assumed he was a fruity guy. In the advert that’s their first holiday (he works from home so rarely goes out). When he saw the reflection of himself from the pool, that’s when he realised he was not as fruity as his kids and it’s only then he made the deduction.

    • @harmbaum3069
      @harmbaum3069 2 роки тому +62

      No the real question why the two shit did they make a water bottle hot

    • @damianmonke3922
      @damianmonke3922 Рік тому +34

      Oh god poor guy. His girl betrayed him

  • @azrealvega1660
    @azrealvega1660 5 років тому +2217

    Someone literally made this, sent it to an advertising board, AND THEY APPROVED IT?!

    • @crylec6534
      @crylec6534 5 років тому +42

      Ain't it great

    • @Script.Doodles
      @Script.Doodles 4 роки тому +94

      It’s hilarious best way to get people to remember your commercial through comedy

    • @jumnei5159
      @jumnei5159 Рік тому +35

      Probably thought it was relatable

    • @lungs2259
      @lungs2259 Рік тому +33

      @@jumnei5159RELATABLE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @zurikumoacaso7543
      @zurikumoacaso7543 Рік тому +5

      @@jumnei5159
      Not gonna lie, I feel offended but couldn't agree more at the same time

  • @jimmymanager
    @jimmymanager 7 років тому +6858

    what did they mean by this

    • @RaptorJesus16
      @RaptorJesus16 7 років тому +464

      The in the advert were half fruit, half water, basically saying how the female water bottle had a fruity fling. Alt Right freakshows are now losing it.

    • @Xgil2Play
      @Xgil2Play 6 років тому +138

      RaptorJesus16 -- Fuck's that's supposed to mean? The explanation of the ad, not the alt-right comment.
      EDIT: Ohh, I understand what you meant, lol. I didn't like the ad because it implied woman would cheat on their significant other for a better built man. I guess I was way off.

    • @ricestrange
      @ricestrange 3 роки тому +33

      At 2 am scream the word "tiky" and and play chicken dance loudly and scream "HAMA HAMA HAAAA" then eat pork and say "halal" then you will understand

    • @elreydelvarrio3
      @elreydelvarrio3 2 роки тому +22

      @@RaptorJesus16 guess im a white suprematist cuz i dont like cuckoldry and cheating

    • @Robobotic
      @Robobotic 2 роки тому +14

      @@RaptorJesus16 Yeah by displaying dudes which seduce her and impregnate her.
      Like reality of inherent meaning and message exist regardless if alt right people exist or don't.
      You suffer from serious issues.

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander 2 роки тому +5248

    People saying the fruits are chads and the bottle water is a virgin.
    Let me ask you this; when did chads ever go for married women to go cheat, leaving the bottle water dad to support their bastard children? Joker was right, we truly do live in a society ✊😔

    • @nihilego3634
      @nihilego3634 2 роки тому +587

      In a way, in a way, you could argue that he's more their dads than the fruits are, since he's the one raising them and passing on his own value.

    • @beescompany7010
      @beescompany7010 2 роки тому +310

      @@nihilego3634 too bad he won't pass on his gene pool

    • @nihilego3634
      @nihilego3634 2 роки тому +99

      @@beescompany7010 Okay and ?

    • @big_poss
      @big_poss Рік тому +281

      You right, chad is not about muscle

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 Рік тому +62

      "We live in a society". Yeah, I hear that all the time, but what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Yeah, we have a society, we don't live in the wild!

  • @butija7731
    @butija7731 5 років тому +1430

    Dad Bottle:
    *my life is a lie*

    • @Script.Doodles
      @Script.Doodles 4 роки тому +55

      I’m more so confused on how he didn’t question why his kids weren’t normal water like he was

    • @legumekilla21
      @legumekilla21 2 роки тому +33

      They are swimming in their own blood tho

    • @SebastTapia
      @SebastTapia 2 роки тому +9

      Technically, not Dad

    • @TanookiTex
      @TanookiTex Рік тому +6

      “Somebody’s gotta get stahbbed!”

    • @Maxineplayz339
      @Maxineplayz339 6 місяців тому

      1k

  • @ryanlevis7532
    @ryanlevis7532 Рік тому +771

    "Chat, if you're going to (beep) the water bottle, I will end this stream"

  • @dylanpaterson1768
    @dylanpaterson1768 4 роки тому +2045

    This seems like something you would see on a hotel tv in a tropical resort

    • @suzanne5685
      @suzanne5685 2 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂

    • @briarbrand6353
      @briarbrand6353 2 роки тому +31

      I think it's the genre "netorare"

    • @8834
      @8834 Рік тому +10

      The characters looks like something out of a 2011 video game

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 Рік тому +2

      Fr

  • @gibusspy5544
    @gibusspy5544 Рік тому +2519

    The ad team deserves a salary raise and a promotion for this

    • @betty-ld6wy
      @betty-ld6wy Рік тому +52

      one thing i learned about ad-making is that if an ad is memorable enough to leave an imprint in your head, whether good or bad as long they are ridiculous it's pretty much a good ad

    • @piefighter2170
      @piefighter2170 Рік тому

      You can talk again once you paint you gibus, thank you very much

    • @EvilRakdos
      @EvilRakdos Рік тому

      No. They deserve to get shot and fed to pigs.

    • @afloofyvixen9514
      @afloofyvixen9514 Рік тому +11

      @@betty-ld6wy he definitely uses reddit

    • @ghostface5559
      @ghostface5559 Рік тому

      They're jewish so they already did

  • @autocon2002
    @autocon2002 4 роки тому +3334

    This doesn't belong on the Cursed Commercials playlist. This is comedy gold.

  • @rayyaninspookymonth1630
    @rayyaninspookymonth1630 Рік тому +548

    The duality of man:
    "How did this get approved?"
    "This deserved to get approved"

  • @notpete3250
    @notpete3250 Рік тому +200

    I swear if this advertisement is aired anywhere other than adult swim I’m gonna have a heart attack

    • @olioliravioli6619
      @olioliravioli6619 10 місяців тому +25

      They apparently aired this on Cartoon Network, which is close enough.

    • @notpete3250
      @notpete3250 9 місяців тому

      @@popthatpussywagon sad

    • @notpete3250
      @notpete3250 9 місяців тому +20

      @@olioliravioli6619 Because kids love when a anthropomorphic water bottle getting cheated on by a bunch of buff fruits

    • @rentacop7038
      @rentacop7038 6 місяців тому +6

      @@notpete3250 I'm fucking crying

  • @tendermoistwetluciouspulsa493
    @tendermoistwetluciouspulsa493 2 роки тому +194

    She’s for the ocean

    • @Giacomo_112
      @Giacomo_112 2 роки тому +2

      True

    • @NONO_square48
      @NONO_square48 19 днів тому

      No first we but her in a box with no holes trust me I have done this before

  • @dongdingus1302
    @dongdingus1302 5 років тому +298

    That bottle of ho water is going straight into the boiler.

    • @senorballsack4460
      @senorballsack4460 2 роки тому +73

      She belongs to the rivers

    • @GameFuMaster
      @GameFuMaster 2 роки тому +7

      @@senorballsack4460 you mean to the clouds

    • @senorballsack4460
      @senorballsack4460 2 роки тому +9

      @@GameFuMaster nah I what meant was, by phrasing river like streets. Like the phrase 'she belongs to streets' But that also works as well

    • @GameFuMaster
      @GameFuMaster 2 роки тому +3

      @@senorballsack4460 dual meaning. I'm implying you send her to heaven (or back to god) lol

    • @senorballsack4460
      @senorballsack4460 2 роки тому +2

      @@GameFuMaster oh ok lmao

  • @14.huanle60
    @14.huanle60 2 роки тому +339

    The NTR hentai trend must stop ! for the sake of humanity.

    • @spacejokcy2285
      @spacejokcy2285 2 роки тому +35

      I hope so but it only gets worse

    • @GabrielSuperSaiyajin
      @GabrielSuperSaiyajin 2 роки тому +6

      I Agree

    • @kemasanugrah2641
      @kemasanugrah2641 2 роки тому +8

      Better yet we must fight back with a new genre revenge

    • @username172
      @username172 2 роки тому +1

      @Nick Caryndra thats called being a cuck

    • @ryanp7546
      @ryanp7546 Рік тому +15

      We have to bring the og hentai genre back from the dead. WE HAVE TO MAKE TENTACLE SEX POPULAR

  • @malachiallen1517
    @malachiallen1517 8 місяців тому +71

    Imagine being at the produce section in the Grocery Store, only to find a jacked Mango just sitting there in plain sight like it's normal 💀💀💀

  • @RealVersuchstier
    @RealVersuchstier Рік тому +467

    This is genius, because (most) adults get it, but kids would never get the joke.
    That is why this spot was even on Cartoon Network 🗿

    • @BigBoy257
      @BigBoy257 Рік тому +3

      🗿

    • @NeonStxr
      @NeonStxr 8 місяців тому +18

      I'm a kid and understanded the joke.
      The joke is that the mother bottle cheated on the male bottle and the real father was the fruits, explaining why the kids is fruit flavored

    • @AverageCatz
      @AverageCatz 7 місяців тому +11

      @@NeonStxr "understanded"

    • @SandmanTheSleeper
      @SandmanTheSleeper 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@AverageCatzI mean, they did say they were a kid.

  • @ChesterManfred
    @ChesterManfred Рік тому +68

    "Guys, if anyone of you wanna f*ck the water bottle, I'll close the stream"
    "Go to your bed, now."

  • @lynseybell3241
    @lynseybell3241 2 роки тому +253

    This is a should be in sabersparks top 10 cursed commercials

    • @savion29
      @savion29 2 роки тому +8

      Literally the reason i came here

    • @TheDankBoi69
      @TheDankBoi69 Рік тому +7

      Or Chadyronix.
      dammit autcorrect not working here its actually chadyronic
      Chadtronic

    • @xyzgamerrr
      @xyzgamerrr Рік тому +2

      Lol yeah

    • @lynseybell3241
      @lynseybell3241 Рік тому +1

      Thanks for. 19 likes

  • @nickkelley9139
    @nickkelley9139 Рік тому +62

    The writer's not even trying to disguise their fetish.

  • @CashMoneyDiddy
    @CashMoneyDiddy 2 роки тому +124

    i will never drink flavored water without thinking of this commercial

  • @Rabbid4240
    @Rabbid4240 5 років тому +308

    I'm at the point where I find a bottle of "spring water" thicc

    • @-throat-
      @-throat- 11 місяців тому

      have you learned

    • @Gacha-RNG
      @Gacha-RNG 2 місяці тому

      buds bout to make a new flavor

  • @Sorrelhas
    @Sorrelhas Рік тому +24

    "Water Bottle NTR"
    - John Vinesauce Twitch Clips

  • @aaronmyers6686
    @aaronmyers6686 4 роки тому +43

    how to teach children about adultery

  • @TurtleRhythm
    @TurtleRhythm Рік тому +25

    Did I just watch a water bottle get NTR'd??

  • @frogenjoyer3278
    @frogenjoyer3278 Рік тому +20

    They did my man dirty 😭

  • @SirPig1337
    @SirPig1337 4 роки тому +91

    And I thought life couldn’t get any worse

  • @SeriousStriker
    @SeriousStriker 9 місяців тому +44

    Thank you Vinny for making me find out about this ad.

  • @aeroblu2002
    @aeroblu2002 Рік тому +54

    How much are you all willing to bet the same people who made this ad are the ones who make the ads for Grandma's Mansion, Lily's Garden, Klondike, and all those other mobile game ads that have done unnecessarily intense stories?

  • @DarkestDesire9054
    @DarkestDesire9054 2 роки тому +47

    I feel so bad for the male water bottle.

  • @mars-user5460
    @mars-user5460 8 місяців тому +6

    Pixar finally introduces a NTR movie.

  • @thesovietshark8945
    @thesovietshark8945 Рік тому +28

    i vow to never drink fruit water ever again (support mr spring water)

  • @heartz.2450
    @heartz.2450 Рік тому +73

    So basically she's not flirting with the fruits technically she's cheating on her husband. Because that's what it looks like on the commercial. I don't know what type commercial you were going for but it looks great.

  • @AhmadGameI
    @AhmadGameI Рік тому +14

    A bastard's official drink.

  • @Un_random_Cualquier4
    @Un_random_Cualquier4 2 роки тому +15

    top 10 saddest moments in anime

  • @deathbyseatoast8854
    @deathbyseatoast8854 Рік тому +138

    person/people who came up with this deserves a raise

  • @ytchautszyiu
    @ytchautszyiu Рік тому +28

    Random chatmember: I want to make a new flavour :)

  • @MusikitaPosting
    @MusikitaPosting 7 місяців тому +6

    Divorce commercial when? 🫠

  • @alfieh3477
    @alfieh3477 2 роки тому +17

    It was time for Thomas to leave, he had seen everything

  • @retrben136
    @retrben136 Рік тому +72

    It sure is a very popular drink in Japan 👀👀👀

    • @justatrollyaloser
      @justatrollyaloser Рік тому

      NTR mfs everywhere

    • @2006HondaCivicD
      @2006HondaCivicD Рік тому

      No [ugly bastard] tag

    • @Sigma_Male_Anti_Female
      @Sigma_Male_Anti_Female 10 місяців тому +1

      Japanese are cuckolds.

    • @sanchitmathew380
      @sanchitmathew380 7 місяців тому +5

      NTR is also a very popular genre in Japan. Coincidence? I think not!

    • @XerTaaL
      @XerTaaL 7 місяців тому

      ​@@sanchitmathew380nothing is a coincidence because my circle is 6.28... and your circle will be 6.28... too

  • @heimberttito784
    @heimberttito784 2 роки тому +11

    I've seen hard netorare before, but this, this is just more...

  • @tatterbug08
    @tatterbug08 Рік тому +8

    BRO SHE CHEATED WITH ATLEAST 4 MEN AND HE NEVER NOTICED-
    BRO THEY TASTE DIFFERENT AND LOOK DIFFERENT-

  • @wyqbaudbjzsgjaahshabshaban1001
    @wyqbaudbjzsgjaahshabshaban1001 Рік тому +62

    Plot twist: the bottle water guy isn't actually the bottle water lady's wife but actually her brother and he was surprised to see how many husbands she has

    • @TeeArCreep
      @TeeArCreep Рік тому +9

      I hope. God I hope.

    • @vibethecat4194
      @vibethecat4194 Рік тому +9

      @@thomassmith25068 dude was just using his arm to hold his head up

    • @thomassmith25068
      @thomassmith25068 Рік тому +3

      @@vibethecat4194 Unfortunetly, he was hot...
      But hot water bottles sucks...

    • @vibethecat4194
      @vibethecat4194 Рік тому

      @@thomassmith25068 but then you can use that water to feed plants

    • @thomassmith25068
      @thomassmith25068 Рік тому

      @@vibethecat4194 But they are cactus.

  • @angrybirdsswagplush
    @angrybirdsswagplush Рік тому +14

    Why dose this remind me of Sausage Party?

  • @Astuxas13
    @Astuxas13 Рік тому +7

    The voice actor: An exciting mix of different fruits having children with water what a beautiful sight to see.

  • @ov_alp
    @ov_alp Рік тому +10

    spring water bottles playing near a pool full of their living fluid

  • @paranoidpumpkin98
    @paranoidpumpkin98 Рік тому +16

    A wild ad forever stuck in my mind 💀

  • @p2ncakx
    @p2ncakx 8 місяців тому +10

    El agua no tiene NTR y no te puede hacer daño
    El agua : 💀

    • @mataviejitas_666
      @mataviejitas_666 Місяць тому

      When eres supeeman:
      But también eres super basado:
      NTR >>>>>>> romcom

    • @p2ncakx
      @p2ncakx Місяць тому

      @@mataviejitas_666 no entendí ni pico.

  • @jolynecujoh_
    @jolynecujoh_ Рік тому +7

    So we just viewed water bottle NTR?

  • @deathcab4booty
    @deathcab4booty 4 роки тому +14

    t h o t t l e d water

  • @franqlightsky4760
    @franqlightsky4760 2 роки тому +48

    The people who made this commercial are marketing geniuses xDDDDDDD

  • @parker-boy98
    @parker-boy98 Рік тому +13

    So, I'm drinking the bastard kids of a water bottle and a bunch of fruits?

  • @danielchannel8801
    @danielchannel8801 Рік тому +20

    Thank you, Vinny.

  • @setsers1
    @setsers1 Рік тому +11

    THIS is how you sell Water?!

  • @luissworld7959
    @luissworld7959 3 місяці тому +4

    OMG That’s a reference of the real live

  • @waltuh2412
    @waltuh2412 5 місяців тому +9

    Those water bottles look so happy! I hope I can find something like that one day :))

  • @rollistone4016
    @rollistone4016 3 місяці тому +4

    Never thought I would feel bad for a water bottle

  • @2nl
    @2nl 4 роки тому +11

    Is this why my father left

  • @sadvec6328
    @sadvec6328 8 місяців тому +13

    Keep an eye on that water bottle, he's about to have his Joker arc

  • @KIMJONGUNHATER
    @KIMJONGUNHATER 2 роки тому +21

    WAIT A DAMN MINUTE, IF SHES WATER, AND THEY’RE FRUITS..
    DUDE WHY YOU GOTTA DO THIS

  • @shehinmuchati6424
    @shehinmuchati6424 8 місяців тому +4

    Looks like Apple and onion characteres

  • @Osore.
    @Osore. 8 місяців тому +4

    Juan Guarnizo;

  • @Flynum_
    @Flynum_ 2 роки тому +7

    I look up “spring” cuz I was looking for the tally hall song, but this is cool too.

  • @Romazock1620
    @Romazock1620 3 місяці тому +4

    That...thats just f**cked up... 💀🙁

  • @LayZeeLad
    @LayZeeLad Рік тому +8

    There are people in the world that would go for that girl bottle...

  • @willcandrick2632
    @willcandrick2632 2 роки тому +6

    mans is down aquatically

  • @CK895-YT
    @CK895-YT 7 місяців тому +2

    Someone in chat just said, "I want to make a new flavor." Go to bed, you're grounded

  • @spamtong.spamton3057
    @spamtong.spamton3057 5 років тому +29

    So....the water.....gave birth to the fruit water...........GREAT 10/10 ADVERTISING

    • @alexoxo1
      @alexoxo1 Рік тому +5

      I think you missed the entire joke

  • @shikabaneconga
    @shikabaneconga 2 роки тому +12

    this happens alot in england i suppose

  • @antoniomolina8464
    @antoniomolina8464 8 місяців тому +5

    Exijo que se le aumente el sueldo a los de marketing jajajajaja😂

  • @BlueishSmurfCat
    @BlueishSmurfCat Рік тому +7

    oh wait a second, how did they get the flavours

  • @Trainboy17
    @Trainboy17 Рік тому +5

    The Internet Is Gonna Turn This Into A Meme Any Second Now

  • @Alguien_random_aqui
    @Alguien_random_aqui Рік тому +4

    Top 10 most sad scenes in anime

  • @ketzusdeath_
    @ketzusdeath_ 10 днів тому +1

    I can’t believe this is an actual ad

  • @mizuauretorresgranados4750
    @mizuauretorresgranados4750 7 місяців тому +6

    F en el chat

  • @CrowDigger1
    @CrowDigger1 9 місяців тому +2

    why do i find this so funny

  • @tibbsazoid
    @tibbsazoid Рік тому +42

    prophetic

  • @Manu-fp1kn
    @Manu-fp1kn 2 роки тому +13

    Lo cuckiaron 😔

  • @PanBirdZ
    @PanBirdZ Рік тому +5

    NTR 💀💀💀

  • @thexipherino667
    @thexipherino667 8 місяців тому +2

    That water bottle lady ... got me feeling something.

  • @Chrom4Prez
    @Chrom4Prez Рік тому +6

    Drink regular water, #justiceforwaterdad

  • @alexleon6280
    @alexleon6280 8 місяців тому +4

    No mano la traición 😢

  • @dad5draco
    @dad5draco Рік тому +10

    Not the cartoon ads reflecting reality! 😭

  • @murde7438
    @murde7438 8 місяців тому +2

    I felt bad for the waterbottle man

  • @HIDANkoopa
    @HIDANkoopa 5 років тому +12

    M E D I G A E N T Ã O M E D I G A E N T Ã O

  • @parinith6527
    @parinith6527 Рік тому +14

    the comments made me lose faith in humanity. he was a dad who loved his kids and trusted his wife.

  • @jacobsalter8653
    @jacobsalter8653 5 місяців тому +3

    Even a female plastic bottle can’t be loyal 😂

  • @definitelynotalice
    @definitelynotalice 28 днів тому +1

    "If yall f**king the water bottles I'm ending the stream"
    -Vinesauce

  • @connorrobinson8531
    @connorrobinson8531 8 місяців тому +1

    Really good ad!👍

  • @byronaguilar6532
    @byronaguilar6532 2 роки тому +9

    porque despues de ver al cristianghost me aparece este comercial

  • @ucleam4108
    @ucleam4108 Рік тому +4

    Genre : NTR, Ugly Bnagsad, Mind Berak, Gambang Kromong 🗿

  • @aeoligarlic4024
    @aeoligarlic4024 22 дні тому

    The fact that someone approved this, nay, PITCHED this idea to begin with... is wild!

  • @zerotwo-jsa
    @zerotwo-jsa 8 місяців тому

    ONE OF THE BEST ADS

  • @akapixeldonkkey
    @akapixeldonkkey Рік тому +5

    i w a n n a m a k e a n e w f l a v o r .

  • @Vlady79
    @Vlady79 Місяць тому +1

    Now i wanna buy these drinks

  • @Novaeuvu
    @Novaeuvu 6 місяців тому +1

    Bro I cannot sleep after this!!

  • @alextheboy7334
    @alextheboy7334 Рік тому +3

    Next commercial:the bottle man is getting the divorce

  • @chocolatechipkuromi
    @chocolatechipkuromi 6 місяців тому +3

    She cheated on him about 4 times, damn💀

  • @brujitap3
    @brujitap3 Рік тому +5

    This is NTR 💀

  • @err0rc0degames
    @err0rc0degames 4 роки тому +7

    DAMN HE GOT FUCKING C U C K E D