Moments that made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣 1:35 "STOOOOOOP!!!!" 3:05 Ultimate Karma 6:13 "WHY ARE WE TURNING- LEFT!?!?!?" 9:42 "Whose the little 🍆 sucker who hit me right there?!" 12:58 "STOP Baby Mario you're harassing me!" 15:14 Edge Plunge 26:17 🤣🤣🤣 34:52 "Oh Jesus Chriii-IIIII-IIIiii-st"
0:33 Poofesure: It is easily the hardest map in the history of history Rainbow Road: Am I a joke to you? Mushroom Peaks: Oh come on, just wait until he installs CTGP-R, and plays through the Poison Mushroom cup
You’d think he’d learn to: A) Use a heavy character because they’re easily the best B) Stop spamming the triple shrooms as soon as he gets them C) DRIFT
It's not that he can't drift, it's just that he can't drift _well_ and half the time he tries drifting he ends up going too sharp or not sharp enough and winds up off track. I don't think using the flame runner is going to help him stay on track, I think the mach bike would be simpler for him to handle and learn how to properly drift with. As for the triple shroom spam, yeah, no excuse there. He just needs to smarten up. That's not even a "get good" moment, because no amount of practice can offer someone enough common sense to realize that turbos are better on straightaways or wider roads.
This is one of the reasons why I don’t like the way he sets up his own demise. Instead of I dunno… actually improving or using common sense, he goes out of his way to not listen to every single basic rule, and then goes crazy about how he was never told what happens.
@@brawler5760 I get this, for this flash game videos where he doesn't try it's funny. But when he's legitimately trying to win then it's annoying and hard to watch him do the same thing and refuse to learn anything new
I'd say Blooper or POW block, *maybe* triple Reds for the worst item. Bob-Omb can definitely be up there but it's a fun meme. Everything else has too much of a proper place that helps balance the game.
@@No_Sleepee I don’t really like the POW Block and the Blooper either. Triple Red Shells to me aren’t that much of a problem for me, but it’s just my opinion on them. I respect your opinions though.
@@d1nodonn1e359 Yeah that's fair. I've just played the game that I've come to respect all of the items. - Triple Mushroom is good for shortcuts and speeding along, used sparingly - Golden Mush is my favorite item in the game, because it's a bullet that you can control to take shortcuts and make sure you don't get dropped off at a wall. - Blue Shell is necessary to stop someone from cruising in first all the time, DOuble Dash made me appreciate it considering how rare it is and once someone is that far ahead, you need it to stop them. - Thunder Cloud has its use that it gives both a speed boost, and immense off-road boosts so you can cut corners to catch opponents more easily, or to win races if it comes down to it.
@@No_Sleepee I see the positivity in those items when you described them, but when I used those items that I don’t like, they caused me a lot of problems and never helped me as much as I needed them to.
33:22 I’ve never seen that happen at all before, holy shit that momentum
That’s The Crew 1 stuff right there.
my man went completely sideways faster than he was going forward
@@DerpyTheShreddingProto “the ball is going left faster than it’s going forward” -poofesure, wii bowling
Bumpfest
LMAOOOO
3:01
Poof: **shittalks Diddy Kong for getting hit by a blue shell**
Karma: *"Am I a joke to you?"*
6:13
*WHY ARE WE TURNING LEFT!??!?!*
-poofesure Mario kart wii
12:20 "This is ultimate focus right now" Indeed Poof.
41:08
The fact that he hit all 3 bananas killed me 😂😂
36:40 someone was hacking.
25:32 is the funniest part lmfao 😂
It's so funny.
I don't know what is funnier, Poof's rage or the fact Wario got last on that race
24:09 the sound of Yoshi when he hits that wall
HuhWAAT
I just love how there's 55 mins footage of him raging just at mario kart😂
GOD YOU IDIOTS OVERUSE THAT STUPID CRINGY EMOJI!
@@TheSherriea1 I know, but we love it
@@FoxMcLoud-pt5ho But it's STUPID!
@@TheSherriea1 And your face is beautiful, isn't it?
@@FoxMcLoud-pt5ho No it's average.
Moments that made me laugh 🤣🤣🤣
1:35 "STOOOOOOP!!!!"
3:05 Ultimate Karma
6:13 "WHY ARE WE TURNING- LEFT!?!?!?"
9:42 "Whose the little 🍆 sucker who hit me right there?!"
12:58 "STOP Baby Mario you're harassing me!"
15:14 Edge Plunge
26:17 🤣🤣🤣
34:52 "Oh Jesus Chriii-IIIII-IIIiii-st"
NO STOP TOAD THAT NOT HAPPY MUSIC
28:36 new Mario kart shortcut: *BOUNCE OFF A F”$&ING WALL!!*
"Stop baby Mario, you're harassing me"- Poofesure
The genuine hurt in his voice makes that quote all the better 😂
4:01 you know a song is iconic when you recognize just 0.2 seconds of it 🤠🪶👷♂👮
He makes BigJigglypanda look good in Mario Kart!
Ngl yeah
He’s more angrier than bigjigglypanda
I don’t think pandas ever gotten 2nd though lmao
Lol
@@GOTH_JAY_1
There are some rare cases where Panda actually got 1st, heh.
9:42 gets me every time
12:19 ok this is ultimate focus right now 1 second later drives of the course
0:33 Poofesure: It is easily the hardest map in the history of history
Rainbow Road: Am I a joke to you?
Mushroom Peaks: Oh come on, just wait until he installs CTGP-R, and plays through the Poison Mushroom cup
30:24
Poofesure : Drives directly into his own red shell
Also Poofesure : My own turtle shell betrayed me
Red shell: B R U H
@@secretblue0290 Red shell: I was just doin' my job
The wheelie bit at 39:05 makes me cry laughing every single time. 🤣
29:14 gotta be the most spontaneous meme that he did 😂
This game is a troll 36:58
Dang even the game crashed 37:13
Bro that was fucked up
18:52 El Chavo when Don Ramon hits him in the head.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Substitute teachers: 4:41
Dude drives like he's tilting the sensor bar instead of the remote
29:14 lol
It’s Britney gimmie more baby gimmie more oops musical number I pulled I’m embarrassed
3:09 in and already I’m rolling around laughing on the floor.
29:48
I’m a great driver!
*Hits pillar*
26:39
NOOOOOOOOO!
KING BOO, YOU'RE A FUCKING POO!!
The constant lightning strikes part is the best
26:17 that one got me
You’d think he’d learn to:
A) Use a heavy character because they’re easily the best
B) Stop spamming the triple shrooms as soon as he gets them
C) DRIFT
It's not that he can't drift, it's just that he can't drift _well_ and half the time he tries drifting he ends up going too sharp or not sharp enough and winds up off track. I don't think using the flame runner is going to help him stay on track, I think the mach bike would be simpler for him to handle and learn how to properly drift with.
As for the triple shroom spam, yeah, no excuse there. He just needs to smarten up. That's not even a "get good" moment, because no amount of practice can offer someone enough common sense to realize that turbos are better on straightaways or wider roads.
Instead: He uses Toad for no reason.
This is one of the reasons why I don’t like the way he sets up his own demise. Instead of I dunno… actually improving or using common sense, he goes out of his way to not listen to every single basic rule, and then goes crazy about how he was never told what happens.
@@brawler5760 I get this, for this flash game videos where he doesn't try it's funny. But when he's legitimately trying to win then it's annoying and hard to watch him do the same thing and refuse to learn anything new
poof: doesn't drift around sharp turns
also poof: complains about not turning fast enough
Poof: Drifts
Poof: "I turn too fast!!!"
"AIM BOT!" had me rolling 😂
at 2:20
Dude had his COD days flashbacks
40:39
I'm pretty sure I'm in a lobby full of freaking cheaters!
- Poofesure
15:14 im dying
6:13 kills me
12:18 nice ultimate focus
3:03 Today's lesson is about karma... or should I say Kart-ma
Mario Kart-ma?
@@alexanderhopkins7837 Very much so
I hope he knows he has to drift on Manual 😂
Both me and Poof hate SNES Ghost Valley?
That's something I didn't know..
36:57 /spawn lightningstrike 100000
37:14 reminds me of when Killysunt corrupts different Wii games and pushes the limits of his mods lol
when my dad overheard this video
he said that he hopes that poofesure gets eaten by new Guinea cannibals
*_"WHY ARE WE TURNING LEFT?!?!"_*
He says as he drifts right to fall off.
and that my friends is why i stick with gamecube controllers in mario kart.
Getting kart’d simulator be like:
You know i'm kind of glad that the fact that he fails over and over again cracks me up harder
Is poof’s sensor bar even in the same zipcode as him? I’ve never had this much difficulty with turning the car lmao
"This map is so hard" im sorry but troy wants to know your location.
Dude using manual is the absolute worst....most of his issues come from using it lmao, automatic is the way for maximum control and speed.
I actually don’t understand why there’s a manual transmission for *Mario Kart*
36:55 How is that possible?!
Hacks.
Cheating
AND CRASHED HIS GAME!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!
Get a life, hacker
Never drift on rainbow road or you die, it's a good strat till you learn drift points.
Poof: Do not give me a gold mushroom.
Game: *Gives him a gold mushroom*
He sounds like toad also 😹
26:59
This controls like the titanic poofsure
Ngl. Poof was fucking unhinged in his early mario kart days
"I am so consistent at getting bottom three."
Maybe it's because you're using the f***ing bit bike.
@4:42 “your all pieces of shit” lmfaoooooooo
25:58 f u wario, F u wario, F U wario, F U WARIO!! 🤣🤣🤣
26:41 XD
Cant wait for this
Who plays Mario Kart Wii with the Wii Remote better him? XD
I could beat him to the finish line easily its a video game. with a real controller, a gamecube or n64 brawler controller.
Me.
Same Im still good
@@javierkiman8302 he said with a wii remote since it’s hard to play with a wii remote rather than a controller u cheater.
39:39😂
I challange everyone here to beat 2:10:422 on Airship fortress ds version as Drybones using the Drybomber.
I can do it in 1:05:33
Ok
bro he rages so much it got age restricted 💀💀💀
30:46-31:12 said LITERALLY NO ONE ever
I think he does intentionally, even though I know that isn't the truth
Him & Tyrannicon would make good friends
Who’s Tyrannicon?
@@LugiatheOceanGuardian ua-cam.com/users/Tyrannicon
36:57 it was at this moment he realized…..He raced a hacker.
Plasma Storm
Try Upload
All Vanoss Crews RAGE Compilation
"Mario Kart Edition"
You got your wish
You should make a rage/funny moment compilation about poofesure and his Tomadachi Life series.
AllElite Lang you right he should make one of those I will laugh so hard
To all the mario kart pros out there, wanna rant?
4:42 had me dying XD
So no one is going to talk about how Wario got a fake ? block in 7th place?
Toad Scream 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Some parts he sounds like courage the cowardly dog lol
Poofesure sucks at mkwii. He thinks gv2 is the hardest map. Wtf bro
7:16-9:50
My top 5 terrible items in Mario Kart Wii: 5. Triple Mushroom 4. Golden Mushroom 3. Bob-omb 2. Blue Shell 1. Thunder Cloud
I'd say Blooper or POW block, *maybe* triple Reds for the worst item. Bob-Omb can definitely be up there but it's a fun meme. Everything else has too much of a proper place that helps balance the game.
@@No_Sleepee I don’t really like the POW Block and the Blooper either. Triple Red Shells to me aren’t that much of a problem for me, but it’s just my opinion on them. I respect your opinions though.
@@d1nodonn1e359 Yeah that's fair. I've just played the game that I've come to respect all of the items.
- Triple Mushroom is good for shortcuts and speeding along, used sparingly
- Golden Mush is my favorite item in the game, because it's a bullet that you can control to take shortcuts and make sure you don't get dropped off at a wall.
- Blue Shell is necessary to stop someone from cruising in first all the time, DOuble Dash made me appreciate it considering how rare it is and once someone is that far ahead, you need it to stop them.
- Thunder Cloud has its use that it gives both a speed boost, and immense off-road boosts so you can cut corners to catch opponents more easily, or to win races if it comes down to it.
@@No_Sleepee I see the positivity in those items when you described them, but when I used those items that I don’t like, they caused me a lot of problems and never helped me as much as I needed them to.
@@d1nodonn1e359 That's fair. Especially if you play online they aren't as useful
What’s the name of the intro song
How did u make ur intro
9:42
25:32
12:18
Do papa louie rage edition
14:30
Probably poofesure sucks at mario kart wii because of its skillz
It's a shame that he does so poorly in Mario Kart Wii yet I achieved star ranks on all cups in all engine classes
Wow. I was better at mario kart as an 8 year old than this guy is as a grown ass man. Y i k e s .
IS THIS GAME RIGGED AGAINST POOFESURE IT SEEMS TO BE.
UPDATE . BETWEEN 34:00 AND 37:00 MINUTES SOMEONE IS DEFINENTLY HACKING KNOWING ITS HIGHLY ILLEGAL TO HACK IN VIDEO GAMES.
35:00 AND 38:00 minutes in whoops.
Hey skedadudlers
S T O P
WTF is the intro song name can some just fucking tell me
Bruh
First I'm actually first nice
Manual Drift Sucks
7:12 6:50
14:26 yoooo my fucking nose burns from all the water that shot out when he got a bullet at the end of the race