SIGNING MY LIFE AWAY!

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  • Опубліковано 18 вер 2024
  • Bridgette has me sign a contract and if I don't, she's breaking up with me
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  • @KidBehindACamera
    @KidBehindACamera  4 роки тому +704

    YEP. I SIGNED A CONTRACT. HERE'S TO THE FUTURE. THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH

  • @JustJC5
    @JustJC5 4 роки тому +708

    Tomorrow: Michael Rips the contract
    The next day: Michael and bridgette “breaks up”
    The next day: Michael and bridgette “get back together”
    The next day: they “break up”
    The next day: they “get back together”
    *repeat*
    This is what this channel is now....

  • @C0wboyzfan4life
    @C0wboyzfan4life 4 роки тому +235

    I'm surprised he never had a heart attack, Mia needs her father.

    • @pedrobarron7307
      @pedrobarron7307 4 роки тому +6

      I'm surprised 2 😮😮😮😮🙄

    • @stub7221
      @stub7221 4 роки тому +11

      To be honest the damage could still be done and his organs might not recover

    • @jaymehibbard6549
      @jaymehibbard6549 4 роки тому +11

      You're not supposed to be "stuffed" after a meal.

    • @jaycerrito3142
      @jaycerrito3142 4 роки тому +5

      It could happen out of nowhere at anytime if he keeps eating nothing but fat, salt and sugary food with loads of calories and trans fats

    • @DaveTugwell
      @DaveTugwell 4 роки тому

      @@jaymehibbard6549 it literally happens to everyone

  • @yb7292
    @yb7292 4 роки тому +200

    *Signing my life away*
    Sees Thumbnail: food contract
    Me: *visibly triggered*
    Edit: of course he changed the title and thumbnail in a matter of two hours🤣🤣🤣

    • @Jaden_Iarusso
      @Jaden_Iarusso 4 роки тому +7

      Lmao he changed it 🤣

    • @WALKSONWATER47
      @WALKSONWATER47 4 роки тому +4

      SADACT now it’s
      “BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS”....😂😂

    • @christiancolarusso5835
      @christiancolarusso5835 4 роки тому +1

      Bruhskee 89 ya I remember I watched it when it first came out it was singing my life but of course changed it

    • @yb7292
      @yb7292 4 роки тому +1

      @@WALKSONWATER47 lol

    • @viciousjerm
      @viciousjerm 4 роки тому +1

      Thought it was the breakup contract

  • @ryanm1569
    @ryanm1569 4 роки тому +239

    “Michael you know good and well you gon stay fat”
    -Angry Grandpa

  • @chalkyelite1668
    @chalkyelite1668 4 роки тому +91

    Dude is complaining about food when there is starving kids in the usa and all over the world...dude share that fat with people that need it...greed not need

    • @spongeman1293
      @spongeman1293 4 роки тому

      Nah nah nah nah usa and Africa

    • @spongeman1293
      @spongeman1293 4 роки тому

      And Venezuela

    • @spongeman1293
      @spongeman1293 4 роки тому

      @@AdamuCinema wdym

    • @ZekeTaylor1
      @ZekeTaylor1 4 роки тому

      Actually all over the world there are people starving

    • @spongeman1293
      @spongeman1293 4 роки тому +2

      @@ZekeTaylor1 yeah we know but why CancerCore saying food is good and they cant have it

  • @loganhenry0
    @loganhenry0 4 роки тому +313

    I SIGNED MY LIFE AWAY!!!
    Tomorrow:
    it was ripped...

    • @Coffee_girl3116
      @Coffee_girl3116 4 роки тому +6

      Next week: "We're going to olive garden"

    • @memorygacha6822
      @memorygacha6822 4 роки тому +2

      They changed the title..

    • @Knightsvods
      @Knightsvods 4 роки тому

      Memory Gacha so?

    • @spencerweeks3980
      @spencerweeks3980 4 роки тому

      3:05 hahahha lov how he didi willy wonkia lol then chnagged back

    • @tmcttf8087
      @tmcttf8087 4 роки тому +2

      @@Coffee_girl3116 *Michael and Bridgette after leaving Olive Garden* Bridgette, I wonder why I can't lose weight....is there something I'm doing wrong?

  • @YouKnowMe-ut4hl
    @YouKnowMe-ut4hl 4 роки тому +398

    Michael, we've heard enough talk.. We wanna see results & actions that represent that talk.

    • @Wolfhound.
      @Wolfhound. 4 роки тому +22

      does not look like he is going to loose weight just using it for content

    • @YouKnowMe-ut4hl
      @YouKnowMe-ut4hl 4 роки тому +20

      @@Wolfhound. True, he has about 4 vlog ideas that he keeps using.

    • @johnnyponce5671
      @johnnyponce5671 4 роки тому +11

      If only his legs would do as much as running as his mouth...

    • @Sparkles4Hot-Dish
      @Sparkles4Hot-Dish 4 роки тому +8

      They were probably at Halls ChopHouse while posting this video 😂😂

    • @msprincesss115
      @msprincesss115 4 роки тому +2

      he really wants to try, leave'em alone...

  • @tristiansanchez2181
    @tristiansanchez2181 4 роки тому +295

    Tomorrow: Pickleboys food freak out
    Sunday: We Broke up
    Monday: She Kicked me out
    Tuesday: We make Hamburgers

    • @southpaw117
      @southpaw117 4 роки тому +14

      Wednesday: The Truth Comes Out

    • @AbominableC6
      @AbominableC6 4 роки тому +13

      Tristian Sanchez Friday: I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE...

    • @craigfish9256
      @craigfish9256 4 роки тому +11

      Saturday: goodbye everyone...

    • @nadaludi534
      @nadaludi534 4 роки тому

      Tristian Sanchez 😂

    • @JohnAndAnime
      @JohnAndAnime 4 роки тому +6

      Tristian Sanchez
      Sunday : TINA vs JESSIE!!! (Mcjuggernuggets)
      Monday : I’m sorry guys...

  • @impachoblue1301
    @impachoblue1301 4 роки тому +195

    She made me have broccoli and steak.
    Wtf that sounds great!

    • @georgekontra9688
      @georgekontra9688 4 роки тому +24

      Hes used to thrash food..he dont eat sea food..the best food in the world..most healthy and expensive of course..a bad raised guy with bad life..he can get rid of that fat really fast but hes sissy..i dont blame brigete..shes right..honestly if i was at her position me and mia will abandoned him..its better fir him to hug and kiss food all day..

    • @nadaludi534
      @nadaludi534 4 роки тому +6

      For real

    • @Darkslayers_son
      @Darkslayers_son 4 роки тому +14

      Steamed broccoli is the best

    • @michaelthedriver242
      @michaelthedriver242 4 роки тому +2

      In what way is steak "brilliant"? It's high in fat, saturated fat and high cholesterol. It's only good for iron.

    • @ken45y
      @ken45y 4 роки тому +6

      @@georgekontra9688 Have to watch mercury in fish if eaten often. Detox if you do.

  • @MickeyFan1928
    @MickeyFan1928 4 роки тому +89

    9:56 When he sprayed that butter into his mouth, I nearly threw up. Not only was what he was doing nasty, but I am not a fan of butter at all. Sorry to say but Michael's a lost cause.

    • @angelrose503
      @angelrose503 4 роки тому +3

      MickeyFan1928 yeah I was really grossed out at that scene and like eats a tub of butter on purpose ?

    • @infamouscrusader3363
      @infamouscrusader3363 4 роки тому +5

      I like butter but the way he ate it was disgusting.

    • @jaycerrito3142
      @jaycerrito3142 4 роки тому

      So true

    • @dungeonsanddragons2049
      @dungeonsanddragons2049 4 роки тому +2

      even tho i m a fan of butter not much but enough i can agree with it you on that

    • @DutchGuyMike
      @DutchGuyMike 4 роки тому

      Has to be great for their wonderful child, when she reaches 5 her parents will die of diabetes!

  • @bigbadty
    @bigbadty 4 роки тому +58

    Next title: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

  • @inforthewin3231
    @inforthewin3231 4 роки тому +95

    Micheal acts it’s the end of the world to stop eating burgers or his restaurants

    • @kaleighlaferriere2888
      @kaleighlaferriere2888 4 роки тому

      InForTheWin32 it kinda is

    • @stoic4213
      @stoic4213 4 роки тому +2

      @@kaleighlaferriere2888 no.

    • @usofromthearea6295
      @usofromthearea6295 4 роки тому +3

      Well...
      With what's been going on recently
      Ww3 rumours new diseases viruses and natural disasters running rapid, I would say it is the end of the world lol

    • @dungeonsanddragons2049
      @dungeonsanddragons2049 4 роки тому

      @@kaleighlaferriere2888 nope

    • @giornogiovanna3888
      @giornogiovanna3888 4 роки тому

      @@dungeonsanddragons2049 nope

  • @brianandablo2042
    @brianandablo2042 4 роки тому +159

    Its hilarious how mike always says he doesn't know why hes gained weight when he binge eats and eats enough food for a whole family at night.

    • @justsomehumanonyoutube7166
      @justsomehumanonyoutube7166 4 роки тому +9

      It's like he's blinded by all the junk that he eats

    • @slashbash1347
      @slashbash1347 4 роки тому +6

      33k worth of fast food a year. I don't know how he'd do that unless he was inhaling 4 Big Macs at a time.

    • @samyoyoyo555
      @samyoyoyo555 4 роки тому +2

      Meanwhile alot of kids around the world barley have access to food and water and this dude inhaling 5 burgers drinking a whole 2L dr pepper in 1 sip brushing his teeth with cheese sticks then eating them.. 😪

  • @maddi888
    @maddi888 4 роки тому +100

    Michael needs a professional dietitian with how far he let himself go.

    • @joemcminn3581
      @joemcminn3581 4 роки тому +8

      why would he pay a dietitian to tell him to stop eating shit

    • @happygun2404
      @happygun2404 4 роки тому +4

      he needs grandpa back

    • @maddi888
      @maddi888 4 роки тому +3

      happy gun exactly what I always thought. As soon as grandpa died, the channel died.

    • @Iloveramennoodz
      @Iloveramennoodz 4 роки тому

      At least he isn’t Amberlynn Reid 😂

    • @DutchGuyMike
      @DutchGuyMike 4 роки тому +2

      Has to be great for their wonderful kid, when she reaches 5 her parents will die of diabetes!

  • @LaFamiliaChaidez
    @LaFamiliaChaidez 4 роки тому +67

    Michael - “i know i have to make a change”
    *Proceeds to eat pizza*

    • @DutchGuyMike
      @DutchGuyMike 4 роки тому

      Has to be great for their wonderful child, when she reaches 5 her parents will die of diabetes!

    • @LaFamiliaChaidez
      @LaFamiliaChaidez 4 роки тому +2

      DutchGuyMike To be fair, i think Bridgette is capable of losing weight, Michael on the other hand, not so much

  • @AJRAGES22MUCH
    @AJRAGES22MUCH 4 роки тому +127

    "Food contract" yep he's never going to lose weight just a skit as per god damn usual.

    • @plumpboi
      @plumpboi 4 роки тому +3

      I'm really sick and tired of this if you don't like it leave I'm tired of the hate comments

    • @roxannagarcia1030
      @roxannagarcia1030 4 роки тому +7

      @@plumpboi i mean i agree with him i have lost soooo much respect to him cause of how shameless he's gotten, and its super annoying always getting clickbaited cuz hes desperate than ever before. Hes just a loser now imo i used to like him but now all his vids are fake and bs.

    • @plumpboi
      @plumpboi 4 роки тому

      @@roxannagarcia1030 I mean I get where you coming from but like I like him I don't like the fake parts but I still enjoy it because either way it's fake because he edited

    • @traviseastwood
      @traviseastwood 4 роки тому +2

      roman reigns fan for life I really need to take a dump on your face 💩👍🏼

    • @ImOutOfMtDew
      @ImOutOfMtDew 4 роки тому +7

      @@plumpboi And we are sick of him making a joke out of dieting everytime. He needs to get healthy, not make fake skits about it.

  • @kuntryboy1535
    @kuntryboy1535 4 роки тому +170

    The salads from fast food places and most restaurants are just as bad and high in calories as the regular meals

    • @AlexanderG00
      @AlexanderG00 4 роки тому

      disagree 👎🏽

    • @MattyDemello
      @MattyDemello 4 роки тому

      cooking your own meals is hard to do all the time. I eat out more than I cook at home. I'm not fat but I can't be cooking everyday.

    • @anotheracc8292
      @anotheracc8292 4 роки тому +1

      Salads are healthy, it’s the shit people put on top like dressings that give it calories.

    • @roots14808
      @roots14808 4 роки тому +1

      Who tf eats SALAD at a restaraunt? 98% of my life and existence ive made Salad at home, its way way healtier and more REALISTIC... Fresh Salad is best at home, straight up!

    • @christianhouvig7928
      @christianhouvig7928 4 роки тому

      Peyton Spangler salad dressing is extremely high in calories. May as well eat a burger

  • @kayloube9548
    @kayloube9548 4 роки тому +102

    “What is this” looking through a clear top

    • @morganrose1221
      @morganrose1221 4 роки тому +4

      Exactly what I said lol

    • @AJRAGES22MUCH
      @AJRAGES22MUCH 4 роки тому +6

      Skit as per

    • @impachoblue1301
      @impachoblue1301 4 роки тому +2

      Seriously. You could clearly see it, even on camera. These skits are not entertaining. It would have been better if mike just talked about the drink and said he was going to have it for breakfast.

  • @entertainmentlife7872
    @entertainmentlife7872 4 роки тому +9

    Michael: ok ok can I be honest with you
    bridgette: ok
    Michael: our neighbor never came over
    bridgette: NO SHIT!
    lol😂😂🤣

  • @TXNole10
    @TXNole10 Рік тому +11

    Three years later….

    • @mutedzone
      @mutedzone 23 години тому

      4ys later 🥲

  • @ShadowSabrewulf
    @ShadowSabrewulf 4 роки тому +37

    Man If AGP Was still around, he'd put michael through another weight loss program

  • @ashleyphillips131
    @ashleyphillips131 4 роки тому +101

    Damn she actually did it 😂 good job Bridgette 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @KidBehindACamera
      @KidBehindACamera  4 роки тому +22

      Lmao

    • @tonka7805
      @tonka7805 4 роки тому +5

      @@KidBehindACamera make it a journey not a struggle

    • @MrAussiebogan
      @MrAussiebogan 4 роки тому

      @@KidBehindACamera Hey Mike and Bridgette in your vlog last week titled SHE SAID YES.. Some Piano music comes in at around 13:25 I was just wondering the name of that music.. Thank you in advance..

    • @nikkiboy731
      @nikkiboy731 4 роки тому

      @@MemeinAndDreamin shut up

    • @cheesythegamer9771
      @cheesythegamer9771 4 роки тому

      Memein' and Dreamin' god how disrespectful, is that how you think of women?

  • @thinkers2349
    @thinkers2349 4 роки тому +154

    Who knows the original title lmao
    "Signing my life away"
    Edit: He changed it back lmaoo
    It went from "signing my life away" to "begging for forgiveness" then back to signing my life away

    • @Godzilla-xy8lj
      @Godzilla-xy8lj 4 роки тому +4

      Thinkers me ,they changed it so quickly

    • @kevicon
      @kevicon 4 роки тому +4

      lol, that also happened in the other video last week ago, "WEIGHT LOSS JOURNEY" to "PICKLEBOY CAN'T LOSE WEIGHT"

    • @jayycantu
      @jayycantu 4 роки тому

      Thinkers me 😂

    • @C0wboyzfan4life
      @C0wboyzfan4life 4 роки тому +2

      👍

    • @daaznriceballs
      @daaznriceballs 4 роки тому +2

      New title: begging for forgiveness

  • @Joesrt72
    @Joesrt72 4 роки тому +14

    Instead of spending all that money on food why don’t you get yourself a personal trainer and a dietitian quit making excuses.

  • @amypease5913
    @amypease5913 4 роки тому +17

    Micheal, real talk, it really is all in our head about the “amount” we are eating! We eat to live not live to eat! I’ve struggled with this, but have conquered it❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @aarondcosta4682
      @aarondcosta4682 4 роки тому +5

      Amy Pease no matter what, Amy, Michael lives to eat. This guy will never change no matter what he does. I WAS actually supporting him on his weight loss at one point, but about 4 years ago, I just stopped because he deliberately breaks his diets.

  • @brentdonhauser
    @brentdonhauser 4 роки тому +64

    Lol I love how she's talking about his health and there's a green solo cup full of cig butts Bridgette smoked. And is he the only person that works out with no shoes on.

    • @JH-cy7rk
      @JH-cy7rk 4 роки тому +6

      Brent Donhauser
      Also she shouldn’t be smoking when she has a child like wtf

    • @azurdaazurda7920
      @azurdaazurda7920 4 роки тому

      But did you check grandpas corner ????????

    • @brentdonhauser
      @brentdonhauser 4 роки тому +1

      macdaddy694 Both aren’t healthy period. But I rather have a obese person around a baby than someone smoking around a baby.

    • @azurdaazurda7920
      @azurdaazurda7920 4 роки тому +2

      Brent Donhauser what’s the difference In toxicity in cigarettes between a fat person and a normal one ?

    • @brentdonhauser
      @brentdonhauser 4 роки тому

      @@azurdaazurda7920 What does it matter I'm more concerned about the baby being around second hand smoke Fat skinny who cares the baby is what matters.

  • @jehadabd7031
    @jehadabd7031 4 роки тому +108

    Michael: "See, it only weighs like 80 pounds"
    Also Michael: Can't even hold a trash bag

    • @Lanky41
      @Lanky41 4 роки тому +9

      And somehow he think's he's a man

    • @QuietToproll
      @QuietToproll 4 роки тому +1

      He’s playing character on camera.

    • @gmont28
      @gmont28 4 роки тому +1

      He is a trash bag

    • @deborahkamerick5290
      @deborahkamerick5290 4 роки тому +1

      3D1BLE - GAMING but he can lift those burgers!

  • @Jh84957
    @Jh84957 4 роки тому +34

    Be thankful your eating steak. Remember when you lived off of Tony's pizzas and couldn't afford steak

    • @ImOutOfMtDew
      @ImOutOfMtDew 4 роки тому +14

      Ikr he's complaining about eating steak like wtf.

    • @jeremyallen5762
      @jeremyallen5762 4 роки тому +4

      Lol I can't afford hamburger much less steak wtf

    • @beavisbonce
      @beavisbonce 4 роки тому

      *you’re

    • @michaelthedriver242
      @michaelthedriver242 4 роки тому

      Pizza is just as bad as steak. They both are high cholesterol, fat and saturated fat. But if u made a pizza with low fat cheese, veg and pineapple, it would help pizza addictions

    • @jeremyallen5762
      @jeremyallen5762 4 роки тому +1

      And was Jack's pizza lol

  • @cutlerylover
    @cutlerylover 4 роки тому +33

    Been on the same path myself in the new year...binge watching my 600lb life is pretty motivating...Kind of hard to eat while watching the show...

  • @jeffhuff5589
    @jeffhuff5589 4 роки тому +46

    Who else miss AGP???
    This is sad asf 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @zachsantos941
    @zachsantos941 4 роки тому +111

    I don’t know how much longer I can keep watching this and watching someone I’ve watched for years just lie to us

    • @kemaniking7370
      @kemaniking7370 4 роки тому +9

      Zach Santos preach

    • @rightyfan
      @rightyfan 4 роки тому +7

      same i’ve watched him religiously for so many years and i’m just so tired of this i miss the good vlogs that actually felt genuine :/

    • @Christian-yg7qd
      @Christian-yg7qd 4 роки тому +2

      Same I’m legit tired of him saying he is gonna get healthy I’m sorry but he gonna end up being 800 lbs

    • @zachsantos941
      @zachsantos941 4 роки тому +1

      Christian 360 FACTS!!!

    • @drummerboi74136
      @drummerboi74136 4 роки тому +1

      how old are you guys lol

  • @Jabberwok
    @Jabberwok 4 роки тому +52

    First Title:
    I SIGNED MY LIFE AWAY
    Current Title:
    BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS
    Future Title:
    TBA

  • @thomasmacmaster4669
    @thomasmacmaster4669 4 роки тому +28

    Throwback to "pickleboys musical workout" like 4 years ago 😂😂

  • @ahmadjamal7035
    @ahmadjamal7035 4 роки тому +17

    is it just me or their youtube content is not that fun anymore to watch, just too much clickbate.
    like for the old content back

    • @Brian-gi6kn
      @Brian-gi6kn 4 роки тому +6

      Ahmad Jamal The only thing that was good on this channel was angry grandpa, without him nothing new or interesting about this channel.

    • @draconic5129
      @draconic5129 4 роки тому +2

      @@Brian-gi6kn and it's just going to get worse because eventually Michael will die and then the show will really go to the shithole or it'll just die altogether honestly it would probably be better if it just died altogether but I'm still curious about it so I'm going to stay tuned

    • @magicalp0wers788
      @magicalp0wers788 4 роки тому

      My god you are an idiot

    • @ZekeTaylor1
      @ZekeTaylor1 4 роки тому

      I kinda find it entertaining bc its embarrassing I still like their content.

    • @theriseoftony
      @theriseoftony 3 роки тому

      @@magicalp0wers788 just like username

  • @baree5163
    @baree5163 4 роки тому +35

    Him: changing title 3 times
    Title: *aM i JoKe tO yOu*

  • @SabresBias
    @SabresBias 4 роки тому +37

    Did anyone see that he changed the title from “the breakup contract “ to “begging for forgiveness”

    • @christianhouvig7928
      @christianhouvig7928 4 роки тому +10

      xxvs jons30 now it’s “signing my life away”

    • @zldjaylz
      @zldjaylz 4 роки тому +4

      I just saw "begging for forgiveness"

    • @IndianJS
      @IndianJS 4 роки тому

      Smh yea I seen that ..

    • @azurdaazurda7920
      @azurdaazurda7920 4 роки тому

      But have anyone of you checked grandpas corner

  • @tylersizzle1109
    @tylersizzle1109 4 роки тому +97

    I don’t think he actually cares about his family

    • @draconic5129
      @draconic5129 4 роки тому +24

      I don't think he actually cares about anything except money

    • @jacobhuston5133
      @jacobhuston5133 4 роки тому +15

      @@draconic5129 I think u mean food 😂😂

    • @HawkinaBox
      @HawkinaBox 4 роки тому +4

      @@draconic5129 I don't think he actually cares about his fans.

    • @draconic5129
      @draconic5129 4 роки тому +5

      @@HawkinaBox unfortunately I think you're right, actually I don't think he really ever did. He only cares about what he got from having subscribers.

    • @HawkinaBox
      @HawkinaBox 4 роки тому +2

      @@draconic5129 It's a fact now and it happens to so many UA-camrs who focus on gaining subs rather than focusing on what they have. I'm glad I never got into that world.

  • @charityjackson1357
    @charityjackson1357 4 роки тому +28

    This "food addiction" crap is so childish

    • @cashtwonine
      @cashtwonine 4 роки тому +3

      food addiction is real, lmao. they definitely overplay everything for views (i'm assuming they have no shame and aren't afraid to embarrass themselves online at this point), but if you can't see that they're addictsd to food then you need to be educated on addiction in general.

    • @rosm5114
      @rosm5114 4 роки тому +1

      They have definitely over use this but I will say everybody has a drug of some sort. Some people it's smoking, some people it's sex, some people it's gambling, some people it's food, some people it's drinking. At some point though you got to stop talking and start doing if you want to fix your problem. Hopefully Michael figures it out one day

    • @azurdaazurda7920
      @azurdaazurda7920 4 роки тому

      Check grandpas corner

    • @azurdaazurda7920
      @azurdaazurda7920 4 роки тому +1

      Ro Sm flak speaking the truth

    • @impachoblue1301
      @impachoblue1301 4 роки тому

      Definitely a real thing. But he isint doing enough to fight it

  • @Darkslayers_son
    @Darkslayers_son 4 роки тому +6

    16:17 it should not be a battle for the rest of your life. Make this a main focus, your daughter needs a dad. Be healthy and live well Michael.

  • @xxgman789xx5
    @xxgman789xx5 4 роки тому +4

    2:28 Man Bridget has a very good vocabulary

    • @Louis275
      @Louis275 4 роки тому

      Somebody else wrote it.

  • @jacoblemke2863
    @jacoblemke2863 4 роки тому +7

    Unsubscribing. This channel is just going downhill and I miss the old videos. I hope you guys change and make better videos in the future instead of faking it all

  • @userb10b
    @userb10b 4 роки тому +44

    Who saw that he had the title as “signing my life away”

    • @bmore1791
      @bmore1791 4 роки тому +1

      Who tf cares

    • @userb10b
      @userb10b 4 роки тому +3

      wutang clan91 I do

    • @loner3435
      @loner3435 4 роки тому +1

      The title was changed 2 or 3 times know lol

    • @saywhat1844
      @saywhat1844 4 роки тому

      @@userb10b you need to get a real hobby bro hahah.

    • @userb10b
      @userb10b 4 роки тому

      say what so do you .. lol

  • @tevtev6227
    @tevtev6227 4 роки тому +14

    11:40 *Digs into trash and rubs hand over his face and eyes*

    • @Louis275
      @Louis275 4 роки тому +2

      What's worse than that he admitted to not washing his hands after using the bathroom. His reason is "why bother? they're just going to get dirty again anyway" He then proceeded into the kitchen and put both hands into the ground beef.

  • @shellyalstead5727
    @shellyalstead5727 4 роки тому +6

    I have lost 55 lbs and after doing that I'm now really struggling. Dont give up and stop joking about obesit and or weight loss

  • @erintreadway8904
    @erintreadway8904 4 роки тому +2

    "Im gonna be honest with you.... The neighbor never came over..." When Bridgette said "No Shit!" I lost it LMAO

  • @ellisprice8984
    @ellisprice8984 4 роки тому +25

    I’ve asked this a few times now, why is there two jars of curry sauce behind him in the office 😂😂😂

    • @AJRAGES22MUCH
      @AJRAGES22MUCH 4 роки тому +3

      oh my god someone noticed he is that fat 🤢😂

    • @chalkyelite1668
      @chalkyelite1668 4 роки тому +1

      He eats that curry sauce like its crack

  • @AntisocialSul
    @AntisocialSul 4 роки тому +41

    He put it on his “daughter” life

    • @oldmanmob4659
      @oldmanmob4659 4 роки тому +18

      Feel bad for his daughter because hes not going to keep his word.

    • @magicalp0wers788
      @magicalp0wers788 4 роки тому

      They always do lol

    • @foxteen8721
      @foxteen8721 4 роки тому

      I tell you, they should stop click-baiting and set the baby an example.

  • @MyseryModz
    @MyseryModz 4 роки тому +4

    Bridgette has the cheek to say he pigs she is hardly stick thin herself 😂

  • @Jona17316
    @Jona17316 4 роки тому +3

    7:26 lmao Michael got humiliated that fast cus he said that he was “done” lmao 😂

  • @ezrasamsonow3972
    @ezrasamsonow3972 4 роки тому +19

    I also think Brigittet should also STOP SMOKING my dad was! A smoker

    • @JacobTheMusicMan
      @JacobTheMusicMan 4 роки тому +2

      I agree. I think Mike should say something about her smoking

    • @DutchGuyMike
      @DutchGuyMike 4 роки тому +3

      Every smoker I know in my entire life died of lung disease/cancer and heart/brain strokes/cancer.

    • @JacobTheMusicMan
      @JacobTheMusicMan 4 роки тому +1

      @@DutchGuyMike true she needs to Quit that when he diets

    • @jamilgotcher5456
      @jamilgotcher5456 4 роки тому

      Yeah it makes me sad that she smokes. My Grandma died at age 59 from smoking and my Cousin too.

  • @viciousjerm
    @viciousjerm 4 роки тому +15

    More like a contract for “ clickbaitness “

  • @kevincuson6100
    @kevincuson6100 4 роки тому +12

    Michael: I'm gonna try my best
    Next video: I CaN't StArT ToDaY It'S NaTiOnAl HoNeY NuT ChErRiO DaY

  • @gamingflower1755
    @gamingflower1755 4 роки тому +29

    Original title: SIGNING MY LIFE AWAY!
    New title: BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS

  • @pabloramos8887
    @pabloramos8887 4 роки тому +3

    he’s not even trying lmao

  • @azurdaazurda7920
    @azurdaazurda7920 4 роки тому +5

    ANGRY GRANDPAS FINAL WISH IS ALMOST CAME TRUE, we need to get his channel to a mili we at 920k

  • @musicpawns
    @musicpawns 4 роки тому +38

    Imagine Michael being homeless... he would never last!!!!

    • @slashbash1347
      @slashbash1347 4 роки тому +16

      He'd survive by eating other homeless people.

    • @patricioperez7323
      @patricioperez7323 4 роки тому +6

      Slashbash only thing he will eat away is his fat. Or rats out of desperation

    • @deletisthefetus
      @deletisthefetus 4 роки тому +2

      musicpawns he was homeless when he was a kid

    • @patricioperez7323
      @patricioperez7323 4 роки тому +4

      Actually he will also eat other homeless peoples food they found in the trash

    • @stickytheclown9037
      @stickytheclown9037 4 роки тому +2

      @@slashbash1347 😂😂😂

  • @Luckykxta
    @Luckykxta 4 роки тому +14

    They changed the title from signing my life away to the breakup contract now begging for forgiveness

    • @Luckykxta
      @Luckykxta 4 роки тому +1

      Zyrq now it’s begging for forgiveness

  • @brittanythomas32
    @brittanythomas32 4 роки тому +19

    Michael exercising was pathetic and hilarious at the same time 🤣😂

  • @blingosingo8300
    @blingosingo8300 4 роки тому +3

    Micheal be eating like he's is a retirement home😂

  • @wetheckincow1629
    @wetheckincow1629 4 роки тому +2

    7:17-7:41 Me at school with 1 more minute on the mile run

  • @stephenmcmahon1439
    @stephenmcmahon1439 4 роки тому +43

    "brigette has me sign a contact, and if I don't, she's breaking up with me" that's ridiculous

    • @AJRAGES22MUCH
      @AJRAGES22MUCH 4 роки тому +8

      No it's really not she wants him to become a man instead of a child

    • @youngypg4539
      @youngypg4539 4 роки тому

      AJ Mckenzie no she trying control his life

    • @slimeball8378
      @slimeball8378 4 роки тому

      Stephen Mcmahon no, its really not.

    • @shelbyhecox
      @shelbyhecox 4 роки тому +1

      @@youngypg4539 no shes not she loves him and wants him to live for her and there child

    • @donkeydookie2211
      @donkeydookie2211 4 роки тому +2

      Stephen Mcmahon these videos are fake

  • @mickieasom2247
    @mickieasom2247 4 роки тому +28

    Do not feel sorry for him

    • @HawkinaBox
      @HawkinaBox 4 роки тому +3

      AGP was better rather than bitching

    • @robs8912
      @robs8912 4 роки тому

      I will feel sorry don't be mean to him stop Making fun of overweight people. If you don't like him leave he's a human being.

    • @j00-s5y
      @j00-s5y 4 роки тому +1

      Rob Van you clearly haven’t been here the past few years . He does this bullshit every 3 months. We’re allowed to make fun of him now lol

    • @robs8912
      @robs8912 4 роки тому

      @@j00-s5y I have been here for 5 years and I know what it feels like.

  • @tristana.8304
    @tristana.8304 4 роки тому +13

    Bridgette you can keep him off the apps by downloading them all then putting a child lock on it.

    • @OfficialCope
      @OfficialCope 4 роки тому +1

      That's ridiculous she's not his mom that's a grown ass man!!

    • @candyapples8206
      @candyapples8206 4 роки тому +1

      Darnell's Life kinda hard to tell if he acts like a whole man child for no reason

    • @nadaludi534
      @nadaludi534 4 роки тому

      Tristan Albertson 😂😂

  • @joystick396
    @joystick396 4 роки тому +6

    idk how old Michael is, but his father passed away in his late 60s, chances are he's at a predisposition for the same fate. PS bridgette should be thinking about losing weight too

    • @ix-impulse2236
      @ix-impulse2236 4 роки тому

      Micheal is around 30-40 I believe. Using old infosince I haven't watched since agp died though.

    • @joystick396
      @joystick396 4 роки тому

      MrWinterz-_- ya the entire show was based around agp and now that he’s gone, Michael has nothing for content on UA-cam anymore

    • @ix-impulse2236
      @ix-impulse2236 4 роки тому +1

      @@joystick396 Michael is washed up. I think it's better for him to stop uploading.

    • @liztrainer895
      @liztrainer895 4 роки тому

      joystick396 Bridgette looks good for just having had a baby.

  • @DistortionsUnlimited
    @DistortionsUnlimited 4 роки тому +7

    You guys need to come to Greeley Colorado and do a video during Monster Day in August! Lots of fun costumes, games, scares, sfx makeup etc.

  • @BlurryAznboy101
    @BlurryAznboy101 4 роки тому +27

    You eat as much food in one sitting than most people do in two days

    • @maxjackson4066
      @maxjackson4066 4 роки тому +1

      Most family's combined. Six milkshakes?? For one person

  • @mrbubz6942
    @mrbubz6942 4 роки тому +13

    You guys are still around? I'm surprised people still watch you

  • @bigwhiteheadnoob8520
    @bigwhiteheadnoob8520 4 роки тому +43

    I SIGNED MY LIFE AWAY
    Next day:
    We’re getting back to together

    • @ShadowzZ91
      @ShadowzZ91 4 роки тому

      Day after that: FOOD CONTRACT (THE TRUTH)
      Next day: I MADE A MISTAKE
      Day after: BRIDGETTE VS TINA (THE FOOD CONTRACT)
      Next day: WE MADE CONTACT WITH ANGRY GRANDPA
      Day after: FOOD CONTRACT (ANGRY GRANDPA FREAKOUT - THE CONFRONTATION)
      Next day: I'M SORRY GUYS
      Day after: TINA MADE A MISTAKE
      NEXT DAY: WE'RE GOING TO COURT (FOOD CONTRACT - THE CONFRONTATION - LAWYER COURTHOUSE FREAKOUT - MCJUGGERNUGGETS FOOD CONTRACT PRANK BUTTER SPRAY)

  • @kate-lynncortez6380
    @kate-lynncortez6380 4 роки тому +2

    Michael, I know that all of your fans would love to see you become healthy. I would really like to see it because November 16,2019 i found my sister in her bed and she was gone. She was so over weight that she couldn't lay on her back without gasping for air and she couldn't pick up anything and I didn't know till it was to late. She was 21 as of March 24. No one wants to wake up and go ask a question to someone they found that has passed away. Especially not the love or your life or your daughter. Please get help for all of us for AGP for your fiancee for your child and for your family. I wish the best for you and everyone.

  • @JoseGonzalez-em5hq
    @JoseGonzalez-em5hq 4 роки тому +4

    " DANG ! " Mike you got " HUGE ! "

  • @DarkFiendX
    @DarkFiendX 4 роки тому +25

    Original title: Signing my life away

  • @kingbob900
    @kingbob900 4 роки тому +20

    Going through the thrash and then touching his face 😨

  • @asukikagami9847
    @asukikagami9847 4 роки тому +6

    Starting to not like this channel....

  • @hjunior7559
    @hjunior7559 4 роки тому +11

    Come on Mike grow up because when you say “I’m probably gonna fail” you will fail

    • @amyharris7104
      @amyharris7104 3 роки тому +1

      Really he needs to. Like he has Mia and another on the way he really needs to grow up and get healthy at least for his kids. Otherwise the bad eating habits are going to get taught to them... So sad

  • @randallhayes2459
    @randallhayes2459 4 роки тому +6

    I love Michael and Bridget love and miss seeing &grandpa I’m a recovering addict I’ve been clean for 18 years now I’m 35 live in Mississippi i. know where Bridget is coming from I do food is also an addiction another blogs is funny sometimes but Michael may need outside help just like I had to have

  • @michaelsnead5028
    @michaelsnead5028 4 роки тому +19

    Signing my life away
    Next week
    It was eaten

    • @samyoyoyo555
      @samyoyoyo555 4 роки тому +1

      😂 idk why i laughed so hard at that

    • @michaelsnead5028
      @michaelsnead5028 4 роки тому +1

      @@samyoyoyo555 yeah, man even made me smile 😊😊and laugh that was a good one.

    • @nadaludi534
      @nadaludi534 4 роки тому

      😆😂😂😂

  • @ikingjoker7249
    @ikingjoker7249 4 роки тому +21

    16:35 damn

  • @yeahimaprettycoolguy6167
    @yeahimaprettycoolguy6167 4 роки тому +14

    No one:
    Seriously no one in the world:
    Michael in the videos: 🤦🏼‍♂️

  • @habsguru21
    @habsguru21 4 роки тому +1

    Seeing some AGP coming out in Jen moving the box of food 😆😆😆

  • @87mitchb
    @87mitchb 4 роки тому +4

    "BIG ORANGE BELLY WASH MICHAEL"

  • @jacksdot353
    @jacksdot353 4 роки тому +26

    Working out
    *machine isnt plugged in
    Singing while working out
    *phone clearly lights up with music not on

    • @draconic5129
      @draconic5129 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah he staged it because he's running out of content because made a show about his abusive father who died (if you don't understand why I'm saying AGP was abusive you should watch the older videos and you'll see what I mean if you still don't well nothing I can do until they come up with a cure for stupidity)

    • @thrashagar8965
      @thrashagar8965 4 роки тому +1

      Naitouingu Ashihei ur clearly not a true fan lmao

    • @msprincesss115
      @msprincesss115 4 роки тому +1

      u can still use a machine without it being plugged in, obviously..

    • @magicalp0wers788
      @magicalp0wers788 4 роки тому

      @@thrashagar8965 clearly you're an idiot

    • @SamusV4
      @SamusV4 4 роки тому

      Or he's just secretly ordering food with his phone while pretending to work out xD

  • @jeffs9402
    @jeffs9402 4 роки тому +4

    He eats enough for 4 people

  • @nicolevasquez6779
    @nicolevasquez6779 4 роки тому +21

    New Title: “Begging For Forgiveness”

  • @gameralien9076
    @gameralien9076 4 роки тому +3

    Geez that Samsung tv is still in it's box?
    (1:30)

  • @BloodTithingsGaming
    @BloodTithingsGaming 4 роки тому +1

    Michael, do you want to lose a good amount of weight easily? Only drink water. If you wait until you are nearly dying of thirst, an ice cold bottle of water tastes freakin amazing. When I made that one change at the start of my weight loss, I lost 30lbs. Once you lose that amount of weight, you'll be motivated af to keep going and making other changes. The next change I made was to change the type of bread I was eating. I love bread and tortillas and things like that so I started buying low carb and no carb breads and tortillas and limiting the amount of each I was consuming. Instead of a sandwich with two slices of bread, I'd roll the sandwich stuff up into a low carb tortilla. I lost another 50lbs just from that and switching from sugar to stevia/sucralose sweeteners. Its easier to manage if you progress one step at a time. Cutting everything cold turkey is MUCH harder to cope with.

  • @VLou-tw4ee
    @VLou-tw4ee 4 роки тому +7

    Now that I think about it....Michael has had 10 last meals lmaooooooo he’s always bullshitting 😂😂

  • @oxqc5188
    @oxqc5188 4 роки тому +13

    If someone can answer this please answer it why does Michael have the TV that he gave to Jennifer for Christmas in his room around two minutes in the video?

    • @ImOutOfMtDew
      @ImOutOfMtDew 4 роки тому +2

      Probably too lazy to put it in the suv and take it over.

    • @BarbieMom
      @BarbieMom 4 роки тому +1

      He gave it to his mom

    • @oxqc5188
      @oxqc5188 4 роки тому +1

      Oh you’re right but why is it in his house still?

    • @highreacts6782
      @highreacts6782 4 роки тому

      GTA Grinder I said the same thing but it was his mom not Jennifer 😭

  • @JonathonMowery
    @JonathonMowery 4 роки тому +12

    HE NEEDS PROFESSIONAL HELP HE CANT DO IT ALONE

    • @shelbyhecox
      @shelbyhecox 4 роки тому

      people lose weight all the time alone its how you do it

    • @rebeccaspratling2865
      @rebeccaspratling2865 4 роки тому

      @@shelbyhecox and people quit drugs all the time without help but not everyone can do it alone. Addiction isn't easy to overcome on your own.

    • @luism4672
      @luism4672 4 роки тому +1

      Well its all bout being head strong anyone can do it alone if they want
      I know i did it alone no help at all

  • @jackwestley2057
    @jackwestley2057 4 роки тому +13

    after his video he definitely ordered 4 Big Macs and 3 large fries

  • @FireTiger941
    @FireTiger941 4 роки тому +1

    *If you cut out soda, desserts you buy at the store, and chips....that's HALF the battle right there! Worked for me! Soda is THE worst thing you can consume, aside from other sugar and desserts, and processed foods. You can eat all the "fresh meat" you want, not processed meat. Meat doesn't put on fat, sugar and carbs put on fat. I'm into nutrition an fitness instruction*

  • @coltonmurphy5253
    @coltonmurphy5253 4 роки тому +4

    You can do this mike I have faith I’ve been watching you for many years and I know u can do this mike keep ur head up and I love you guys!!❤️

  • @kendrickrochelanzot2053
    @kendrickrochelanzot2053 4 роки тому +4

    Mike has a low passive perception

  • @happygun2404
    @happygun2404 4 роки тому +3

    Micheal gonna be on my 600-pound life if this keeps up

  • @BrightLightGT
    @BrightLightGT 4 роки тому +2

    8:25 bridgette ceo of changing the subject

  • @amyharris7104
    @amyharris7104 3 роки тому +1

    OMG that sounded so nasty when he was gulping down that meal replacement shake lol

  • @pewiegonzalez335
    @pewiegonzalez335 4 роки тому +11

    Michael violated his contract the day it was signed wwwwwwooooooowwwwww

  • @osvaldosoto9718
    @osvaldosoto9718 4 роки тому +5

    She won't break up with you man she's just wants whats best for you!.

    • @UMBChannel2019
      @UMBChannel2019 4 роки тому +1

      She wants Money

    • @Louis275
      @Louis275 4 роки тому

      she won't break up with him because she enjoys the easy life.

  • @Wyatt31704
    @Wyatt31704 4 роки тому +5

    RIP Kobe

  • @josephdeascentis347
    @josephdeascentis347 4 роки тому

    i like how Bridgette is like hey sign a contract then 3 hrs later eat whatever you want