Same here dude, couldn't stand Bert, already hated him and was done with him but the icing on the cake is when he ate the fried chicken into the microphone like the drunk slob he is.
@@Dirtyjoe_13I think it was when he got on an American flight and they told him his carry on bag that he’s used multiple times was oversized and would have to go under the plane and he tweeted craziness at AA
So you missed out on 2 great interviews where they talked about addiction, depression, growing up (the thing you claim that can't be done because of the "subject matter"), and relationships. Bert is literally 1 of the 2 bears. If you hate him so much then I don't think this podcast is for you since most of the time he's on and some of the time it's just him. I love Tom- I personally find him to be funnier- but this episode is way more of what yall claim Bert is like (dumb but funny stories and interrupting) than any of the solo episodes with Bert have been over the last few months.
Hippie dude with dreads & yoga pants in the back of the class: _”It’s about the journey, not the destination Bro”._ He died later that day. He blew a stop sign and got hit by a Bus. He survived the crash. But, he died in the Ambulance-after his Ambulance blew a stop sign and crashed into another Ambulance.
For Sam feeling bad about being tired doing comedy vs a large man engaging in wrestling - using your brain a lot has been shown to consume a vast amount of calories, as your brain is the hungriest most demanding organ in the body. Thinking hard and performing a show would have a high caloric demand, so you are legitimately exhausted afterwards, it's not something to downplay.
5:45 i do that. I'm 6'5 290lbs.. and i try to avoid confrontation cause I'm scared that when i get in a fight like in my teen and college years, I'm going to jail for hurting someone bad.
My friend had an argument with a dude who was carrying a poster and he was very concerned about it not getting wrinckled when putting it on the overhead comparment. He went ballistic when my friend put his bag there to which my friend responded to him “if the poster gets wrinckled it will be your fault for being poor”. He reminded me of Tom.
Fell asleep. I’ll have to bookmark this episode for when I’m having trouble sleeping. Tom and Bert podcast where you have more replacement guests than the actual show.
My TSA experience is on my return flight. There was an agent taking his job a little TOO seriously. He created a long line behind me and a couple of others who got into his all because he was overly examining IDs. He made me get a new ticket because it didnt match my license because I didn't have both my last names on it, even though that's how I flew in the first place. After i came back in a different line, 2 agents came over to him. There was some hushed words and some tense body language from him, he was replaced and the line ran WAY quicker.
"yeh... what did Anne Frank do... journal?!" minutes later "that dude was short, and i'm leaving with reputation, i'll journal it and sell it." no irony lost here at all.
“Best groomed at the family dinner award.” Why does this actually sound like an award Bart would give away? It’s essentially a yearbook award. He’s a giant high schooler.
I just saw the jonbenet doc the other day. It’s like most of Unsolved Mysteries episodes, mishandled crime scene. They were close, but the DNA at the scene still showed it was someone else.
They are on the sauce all the time and can afford proper doctors etc. They just ramp up the work around filming. You don't keep those physiques late in life without it Hemsworth is another who juiced to the gill's
I remember thinking it was was worth it back in the day, paying for UA-cam so I wouldn’t have to sit through commercials. Now they just sneak them right into the damn show, via the hosts. And they’re way too long!
When I was in high school one of my friends was hit and killed by a train. His head separated from his body. They still had an open casket service with a white net that went over the casket. 10/10 do not recommend 😬 Not an image I’ve been able to get out of my head for over 20 years. You have to be a mentally tough person to be a conductor.
I thought so too but he's just mentally disabled, he's got videos going back over 10 years and it's not a character. He just doesn't realize people are clowning on him and what he's doing is make believe, it's kinda sad tbh.
They thought it was the mother. I thought it was the brother. Honestly, I think they had a friend do something to create a scandal, and she ended up dead. Since they were involved, they covered it up.
This podcast is so much better without Bert. He is rarely on it anymore and i know he stays busy but maybe Tom is listening and maybe he will just do his own pod
Listening to Tom talk about stopping dudes on the beach to talk about their bods Reminds me of something his dad would do. Tom is turning into his dad.😂😂😻
40:00 Yall should be looking at it from the perspective that all actors are theatre kids and getting them to gain 40 lbs of muscle in a year after puberty is not possible without gear and personal trainers and chefs. pro bodybuilders have to dedicate their whole life to the sport if they dont have those things as cooking, planning, and recovering takes effort and expertise most actors dont have
Finally! Great guest and host choice,great vibe , great banter. Thank you jesus ! As im punished by a raging hangover (thus guilt) ... chicken nuggets and Samtom combo. God don't make no junk 🙏 ❤😂
Hi, not sure if it’s something because of the word kill in the title, but every Monday morning I open UA-cam this is the first video I see. However, It didn’t come up today. I searched two bears, it still didn’t come up. Had to go to the page then click videos for it to show to me. Maybe having the word “kill” isn’t allowing the algorithm to show it to the amount of people it typically would.
Hey, considering Mr. Mommy mentioned in the last episode of YMH that he loves this time of year, can we get him to read (& by proxy, Roast) "The Cajun Night Before Christmas" lmao. This would be hilarious. 😅😂 #TouchMyChristmasStoryThroughTheFence
Finally, I can watch Toms Bear Cave again
They need to get rid of Bart and cure Tom's aids.
I'm a simple man, I see a show with Tom without Bert, i click on it!
Same here dude, couldn't stand Bert, already hated him and was done with him but the icing on the cake is when he ate the fried chicken into the microphone like the drunk slob he is.
@daxterrack he's right. Toms awesome. Bert is annoying as shit.
Same. And if I see Berts face, I find something else to listen to
You ladies need Redbar in your life
20 minutes of sports talk. So boring
“What’s every buddy!”
i replayed the beginning like 5 times thought i was trippin lmao
Thank you hahah!! Lmfao😂😂😂
Mark Whawbnugh moment
@@karinaortega6808same lol
But what IS everybody?
Thank fucking god. This is all the audience wants.
All 97 of you.
@ it’s almost like there’s hundreds of comments saying the same thing I am.
@@Jimmyjohnson17768that’s because mostly hating pos’ post comments about how they hate a person ona podcast that nobody is forcing you to watch.
The best "Tom Talk's" is back
This was the chillest podcast in a while. Not even just two bears like all of them. Really easy chill listen.
No homo, but Sam’s got the most soothing voice. Definitely a voice for radio.
If it’s a Bert free show, let’s do Bert free ads too. That shit is so jarring 👺
Right?!
Yes!! I said the same thing lol
Imagine buying something because Bert shilled it...
It's like walking into someone else's fart.
It’s hard to listen to him read anything…he reads like I did before I got help in elementary school lol
Sams reaction to accidently saying seed is hilarious. Exactly how I feel when I misspeak
i knowd that tingle.
Any episode without Bert is a great episode!
This might shock you, but you know there are more podcasts out there without him right? You will love them
Leave.
@@fastmclaren71 did I hurt your little feeling?? Awh Poor baby cant handle words!!
Capitals in wrong places, and no 's' at the end of 'feelings', tells me your the one who can't handle words.
Hate to say it but yes. Feels like a more authentic convo
Jon Segura needs to finish filming thank god there’s no Bort
These airport stories remind me... Remember toms infamous airport meltdown a year ago? 😂
to be fair to tom, we are poor.
I don’t recall a Tom meltdown at the airport is it in video?
@@Dirtyjoe_13 not on video, but it launched a subsequent twitter meltdown from Tommy Bunz
@@jacobbrown3242 Yea he isn't wrong.
@@Dirtyjoe_13I think it was when he got on an American flight and they told him his carry on bag that he’s used multiple times was oversized and would have to go under the plane and he tweeted craziness at AA
John’s beard is back, he beat Invisalign, and Sam Morril is the guest bear -off to a great start! Bert, we hope your liver transplant goes smoothly :)
Who is John??? Do you mean Tom lol
@ Go watch the Fancy Chef episodes, dude. Then John Segura will make sense. Haha!
It's so much easier to fast forward through Bart's parts when he's not in the episode LMAO
@12:18 😂😂😂😂 Then he tops it off with, "What, am I a 3 year old with a coloring book?" 😂😂😂 I LOLd at my desk at work
I hope this will be a good start to the week
You’re broken mentally
I love a two bears episode when it’s only the good bear
The last two epispdes where Bert interview people were great. Stop acting like a child
...hard to grow up due to the subject matter...
@@BrennonGoforthComedy tell me you didn't watch the last 2 episodes without telling me you didn't watch the last 2 episodes.
@@andrewstockwell66 tell me anything without sounding like everyone else...of course I didn't...
So you missed out on 2 great interviews where they talked about addiction, depression, growing up (the thing you claim that can't be done because of the "subject matter"), and relationships.
Bert is literally 1 of the 2 bears. If you hate him so much then I don't think this podcast is for you since most of the time he's on and some of the time it's just him.
I love Tom- I personally find him to be funnier- but this episode is way more of what yall claim Bert is like (dumb but funny stories and interrupting) than any of the solo episodes with Bert have been over the last few months.
It's refreshing to hear a free flowing conversation and not a question followed by an interruption of a story about Bert
My favorite two bears episode episodes. The ones where Bert’s not in it.
I bet this gets more views than the past few with Bart.
Make sure to hit the like button
Wow, cool nobody cares, bro. Everybody obsessing and hating Bert just makes him more popular and more famous.
naw hes right. i only click on non bret eps
@Chickennuggets18363 ummm
YESSSS TOMS BACK AND NO BERT?! THEY'RE LISTENING!!
"Hit-on-the-head-man" no way ppl are still on that joke years later , seek help
@@LeMoistQunt PPL ARE JOKING?!
@lemoistqunt. i know it’s you bert
To some it may be a joke to others we're genuinely excited to see an episode where Bert isn't talking the entire time being annoying
@@twistedcentsBert genuinely sucks and is annoyingly cringe and not funny.
Man I love UA-cam premium the skipping the in video ads is nice jump ahead is too good
NO BERT OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED
You’re cool, you need some attention bud ?
TIMZ BACK!! Whoooo hoo! This is going to be a great week!
Idk why I read this as TMZ is back lol.
The idea of Tom committing arson solely to be carried out of of the fire by a handsome, muscular firefighter is too funny 😂
the irony of tom telling a story that goes nowhere about a yoga instructor telling a story that goes nowhere
Hippie dude with dreads & yoga pants in the back of the class:
_”It’s about the journey, not the destination Bro”._
He died later that day.
He blew a stop sign and got hit by a Bus.
He survived the crash.
But, he died in the Ambulance-after his Ambulance blew a stop sign and crashed into another Ambulance.
“40$ for a print of Tina’s portrait of Tim is ridiculous.”
-Some Poor, probably
A little two week break from the pod did me justice for this one
Burp has slimmed way down and gotten way funnier 💀
and jewish
So happy when it's Tom and anyone other than Bert!! This is what good podcasting looks like when BOTH people can talk. It's gonna be a great week!!!
“What’s up everybody? It’s John Segura.”
Glad Tom isn't sporting the Earthworm Jim look anymore
Groovy!
Whoa Nelly!
I'm also an engineer for a Class 1 railroad, the train ahead of is hit someone and we had to stop next to a Costco and we were like "yes! pizza!!!"
There is no shot LeAnne read the copy perfectly to Brent when she told him about Shopify 😂💀
Tom "Its like, just like, but like" Segura.
Finally someone who writes jokes
For Sam feeling bad about being tired doing comedy vs a large man engaging in wrestling - using your brain a lot has been shown to consume a vast amount of calories, as your brain is the hungriest most demanding organ in the body.
Thinking hard and performing a show would have a high caloric demand, so you are legitimately exhausted afterwards, it's not something to downplay.
5:45 i do that. I'm 6'5 290lbs.. and i try to avoid confrontation cause I'm scared that when i get in a fight like in my teen and college years, I'm going to jail for hurting someone bad.
i believe you henk you look large asf
It's great to see two comedians who respect each other talk about comedy.
My friend had an argument with a dude who was carrying a poster and he was very concerned about it not getting wrinckled when putting it on the overhead comparment. He went ballistic when my friend put his bag there to which my friend responded to him “if the poster gets wrinckled it will be your fault for being poor”. He reminded me of Tom.
Fell asleep. I’ll have to bookmark this episode for when I’m having trouble sleeping. Tom and Bert podcast where you have more replacement guests than the actual show.
The comments after Bert having back to back solo episodes 😭🤣
My TSA experience is on my return flight. There was an agent taking his job a little TOO seriously. He created a long line behind me and a couple of others who got into his all because he was overly examining IDs.
He made me get a new ticket because it didnt match my license because I didn't have both my last names on it, even though that's how I flew in the first place. After i came back in a different line, 2 agents came over to him. There was some hushed words and some tense body language from him, he was replaced and the line ran WAY quicker.
HAY EVERYONE ITS DRY HUMOR MARK NORMAN
Bert did a good job with the ad reads
"yeh... what did Anne Frank do... journal?!"
minutes later "that dude was short, and i'm leaving with reputation, i'll journal it and sell it."
no irony lost here at all.
Great episode! Two grown adults having a conversation! How refreshing!
Holy fxck, a 2 bears ep worth watching? I'm amazed 😮
Its crazy its like people dont realize Tom has his own show you watch without bert .
Sam moril on 2 different podcasts posted within an hour of each other, both in austin texas, he better be on KT also hahab
I swear, listening to Burnt doing ads feels like an eternity.
Tommy started sweating bullets when Morril brought up the TSA agent lmao
“Best groomed at the family dinner award.” Why does this actually sound like an award Bart would give away? It’s essentially a yearbook award. He’s a giant high schooler.
“let’s wake up at like 8:45/9 and we’ll workout”
That’s like dawn for most comedians 😂
Low End Theory is one of the best hip hop records ever produced. R.I.P. Phife Dawg.
19:52 wtf was thatt
The dumbest censorship sound
Just typing that
Gay
Ifk I scared myself twice when I rewound to see if that actually just happened..
So are we ever gonna get an episode with the 2 bears again?
Hopefully we never see Bert in an episode again
@MMARLZ Amen!! At this point the analytics have to speak for themselves showing a huge dip in views whenever it's just Bart. I don't even bother.
I just saw the jonbenet doc the other day. It’s like most of Unsolved Mysteries episodes, mishandled crime scene. They were close, but the DNA at the scene still showed it was someone else.
“I see’d it” “what am I a 3 year old with a coloring book?”
Anyone catch he started the pod with “whats everybody”
I love Tim talks
Pain and Gain. The Rock and Wahlberg were so juiced 😂
They are on the sauce all the time and can afford proper doctors etc.
They just ramp up the work around filming.
You don't keep those physiques late in life without it
Hemsworth is another who juiced to the gill's
@ oh absolutely. That’s a fact.
Tommy Bunz flexin the Patek Philippe
No Barnes Kevlar and a chill funny guest??? Happy Monday!!
I remember thinking it was was worth it back in the day, paying for UA-cam so I wouldn’t have to sit through commercials. Now they just sneak them right into the damn show, via the hosts. And they’re way too long!
At least ymh shows have chapters, so ads are easy to skip
My favorite type of two bears, when Bert is only in the ads
When I was in high school one of my friends was hit and killed by a train. His head separated from his body. They still had an open casket service with a white net that went over the casket. 10/10 do not recommend 😬 Not an image I’ve been able to get out of my head for over 20 years. You have to be a mentally tough person to be a conductor.
pics?
Fancy chef is the Bernie Madoff of the foody crowd. He's a scam artist 😂😂😂
I thought so too but he's just mentally disabled, he's got videos going back over 10 years and it's not a character. He just doesn't realize people are clowning on him and what he's doing is make believe, it's kinda sad tbh.
Kinda glad Bart isn’t part of the podcast again. If it’s him and anyone else, it’s a must skip.
Sam is great live. Highly recommend seeing him and Gary Vider if you get a chance
yerrrrp
Why did they spend the whole show talking about McMahon ? It’s not that interesting.
Toms watch collection is getting insane sheesh
No Bert + only Tom with guest = a watchable episode
Simple math
Tom looks great in this episode dudes looking healthy af
BADFRIENDS smokes YMH STUDIOS
They thought it was the mother. I thought it was the brother. Honestly, I think they had a friend do something to create a scandal, and she ended up dead. Since they were involved, they covered it up.
I just wanted to congratulate Toms transofrmation he has done an awesome job with the weight loss.
Finally the only funny bear 🐻
I love nothing more than podcasts that dont feature Bert
This podcast is so much better without Bert. He is rarely on it anymore and i know he stays busy but maybe Tom is listening and maybe he will just do his own pod
He said what's everybody! Instead of what's up everybody haha
I really enjoyed the closing train segment.
Listening to Tom talk about stopping dudes on the beach to talk about their bods Reminds me of something his dad would do. Tom is turning into his dad.😂😂😻
This was a fabulous time.
I'm happy to hear you liked the power piss girl.
When they started talking about basketball I started missing Bert interrupting 35:24
Bring Tom talks back and drop this. Listen to Bert is unreal
How can Burt keep going without changing? Literally no one likes him
How tf is he making money?Random UA-cam commenter?
@ everyone likes Tom? So they watch. Random UA-cam commenter
The only good thing Bart has done is support the Seattle kraken in the ad read
40:00 Yall should be looking at it from the perspective that all actors are theatre kids and getting them to gain 40 lbs of muscle in a year after puberty is not possible without gear and personal trainers and chefs. pro bodybuilders have to dedicate their whole life to the sport if they dont have those things as cooking, planning, and recovering takes effort and expertise most actors dont have
Thank God! No Bert!
Perfect timing.I just finished listening to stavvy's new ep. and Buns comes through with this absolute f*ckin' gold! Perfect timing!
Welcome back Tom, hope your Invisalign diagnosis isn't keeping you down too much.
What’s everybody it’s Tom Segura
Bruce trying to fool us that the glass isn’t 16oz of vodka.
Finally! Great guest and host choice,great vibe , great banter. Thank you jesus ! As im punished by a raging hangover (thus guilt) ... chicken nuggets and Samtom combo. God don't make no junk 🙏 ❤😂
This should be a podcast
Hi, not sure if it’s something because of the word kill in the title, but every Monday morning I open UA-cam this is the first video I see. However, It didn’t come up today. I searched two bears, it still didn’t come up. Had to go to the page then click videos for it to show to me. Maybe having the word “kill” isn’t allowing the algorithm to show it to the amount of people it typically would.
Mine came right up? It was suggested….
The ads are insufferable
Hey, considering Mr. Mommy mentioned in the last episode of YMH that he loves this time of year, can we get him to read (& by proxy, Roast) "The Cajun Night Before Christmas" lmao. This would be hilarious. 😅😂
#TouchMyChristmasStoryThroughTheFence
I want to go to there...
25:47 that creaking sound
As I was reading your comment, I heard one at 19:41
Freaky
That happens with age, it's natural.
Holy fuck I returned to this video right at that time and right as I read your comment. And I just finished watching a horror flick lol.
Only 1 murder in a year in Colorado, JBR was killed, but the police botched the whole thing