Neil Breen's Cade: The Tortured Crossing is Insanity

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024

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  • @Not_Always
    @Not_Always 5 місяців тому +23

    I just watched this movie today and I had no idea what was happening 100% of the time.

    • @unduloid
      @unduloid 5 місяців тому +5

      Neither did one Neil Breen.

    • @LetsGetitBoah
      @LetsGetitBoah 5 місяців тому +2

      Welcome to the world of Neil Breen.

  • @NicholasPaulArnold
    @NicholasPaulArnold 4 місяці тому +5

    Neil Breen is an absolute madman for sure hahah

  • @martinlundberg7070
    @martinlundberg7070 6 місяців тому +21

    First channel i've seen reacting to this movie, great stuff guys!

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 6 місяців тому +1

      Space Ice tore it a new one right down to pointing out that he starts out in Portugal, get hit by the tram in Amsterdam then drives to Portugal again where the hospital is. But when the hospital field trip crashes it's next to his castle in Romania.
      And he visits his business partners in Moscow. Because if Neil Breen doesn't know where these
      pictures are neither will anyone else.

    • @badmoviedate
      @badmoviedate  6 місяців тому +5

      Like in Pass Thru when all the migrants were smuggled out of [country] into [country]. Breen is not bound by borders.

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 6 місяців тому +3

      @@badmoviedate Or logic or reality.

    • @unduloid
      @unduloid 5 місяців тому

      @@robotrix
      Or skills.

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 5 місяців тому

      Neil is in a very striky mood as long as it's playing in cinemas. That's why most people didn't rip it apart yet

  • @dennischen8887
    @dennischen8887 5 місяців тому +6

    This feels like those 90's rpg's and survival horror games with the pre-rendered backgrounds except much much worse.

  • @obywatelcane6775
    @obywatelcane6775 3 місяці тому +2

    1. Fateful Findings [best scene I can't believe, broken laptops]
    2. I am here.... NOW
    3. Pass Thru
    4. Double Down
    5. Twisted Pair
    6. Cade

  • @johnsimpson4868
    @johnsimpson4868 5 місяців тому +4

    I would PAY to be in one of his movies now

  • @seanspartan2023
    @seanspartan2023 3 місяці тому +6

    Neil has to be trolling us!
    No body is this bad unless it's on purpose. It's so horrible, it's a work of art.

  • @SeeDaRipper...
    @SeeDaRipper... 6 місяців тому +10

    Oi! no disrespecting Neil 'the Green Screen' Breen, this auteur is responsible for some of the finest artistry ever committed to celluloid. (and the waste disposal industry)

    • @AmityvilleFan
      @AmityvilleFan 6 місяців тому +1

      The Amazing Bulk did this first and more! Even the cars were greenscreen!

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 6 місяців тому +1

      @@AmityvilleFan Those cars were mostly MS Paint and a couch.
      Dare I say that the acting in The Amazing Bulk was better than this?

    • @AmityvilleFan
      @AmityvilleFan 6 місяців тому

      @@robotrix The script was definitely more coherent. That helped.

  • @rincon27weirdoG
    @rincon27weirdoG 4 місяці тому +3

    This movie should be shown to people suffering from depression, cuz I've never had a laugh like this before 😃 🤣 😂 😁

  • @ROFO79
    @ROFO79 Місяць тому +1

    I think some of the hospital images are Charity Hospital in New Orleans, which was destroyed inHurricane Katrina. Deserted ever since. We had to do demo on it. It was approx 1,000,000 ft.².

  • @charitysghost1207
    @charitysghost1207 5 місяців тому +2

    It seems like he learned everything he needed to know about movie making by watching The Amazing Bulk.😂

  • @cynicalperson161
    @cynicalperson161 Місяць тому +1

    Now I want to see Neil make a thriller movie with a higher budget 😂

  • @crowlynna
    @crowlynna 6 місяців тому +1

    Just found this channel, love it! I will probably binge watch other videos in the following days.

  • @Morphingtime602
    @Morphingtime602 6 місяців тому +2

    Bro said 🚋👊💥🏎️🐅🏥🧬🎹💃🥋🦅🚨🗡️

  • @sanctumsanctorum4130
    @sanctumsanctorum4130 6 місяців тому +1

    First video I've seen of yours. Keep it up!

  • @sadboi8458
    @sadboi8458 Місяць тому

    Neil breens movies are like my fever dreams

  • @giorgiopalmas7934
    @giorgiopalmas7934 5 місяців тому

    The CGI white tiger was epic. Him driving the Ferrari without shifting was great too.

    • @badmoviedate
      @badmoviedate  5 місяців тому

      The jank on that thing was something else, you gotta wonder if an actual human being mocapped it.

  • @robotrix
    @robotrix 6 місяців тому +4

    Wasn't Cale a failure and his powers and implants taken away? But now his implants are the problem
    And they were made by "the Superior Entities" - how can they be failing?
    Then again although Twisted Pair Cade could open any door but in this movie he can't open the SUV?
    He can solve his problem of the half falling down mental hospital though by fooling the patients into thinking they can fight and getting them killed off.
    This movie was aggressively stupid.
    He's gone full Birdemic 3 with this.

    • @badmoviedate
      @badmoviedate  6 місяців тому +2

      I'm surprised this is a direct sequel. Aside from the Breen twins, there is no continuity with the previous film!

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 6 місяців тому +2

      @@badmoviedate He loved the idea of having his face on screen twice and that's all he needed.
      Anyone else gag at those extreme close ups? Especially smiling?
      Too bad he didn't have that Magic Eye in Twisted Pair. Could have taken out Cuzz without blowing things up and maybe cured Cale's drug addiction and mental illness?
      Maybe if they'd ever tried to contact the parents they were stolen from when they got back to Earth? Not one word about them in either film.
      Think Neil Breen has issues about his childhood?😝

  • @ZebraSidina
    @ZebraSidina 5 місяців тому +1

    If Breens next fill says the last film was the virtual programmable reality… would make sence

    • @carlosk8103
      @carlosk8103 5 місяців тому +1

      It would make perfect sense.... As such it has no place in a Breen film...

    • @cynicalperson161
      @cynicalperson161 Місяць тому

      "The corrupt version"

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley 5 місяців тому +2

    Cade Altair (all TARE, just like the star in the constellation Aquila, though there are other slightly different pronunciations) doesn’t return. He’s become Cade Altier and his brother Cale Altier. I have no clue why!

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 5 місяців тому +1

      Because Neil doesn't give a fuck

  • @ThatMocapGuy
    @ThatMocapGuy 5 місяців тому

    it was filmed mostly during the covid lockdown. hence why theres MORE breen screen than normal

  • @Darkja
    @Darkja 6 місяців тому +1

    I loved all but 1 of Breen movies, "Pass Thru" is the one that just broke me and i absolutely hated it.
    Double Down still a classic, Faithful Findings is iconic, I am here.... now is wonderful, Twisted Pair is very enjoyable, and now this one... its just nostalgic, i played tons of FMV games and point and click stuff like Phantasmagoria, and this movie just takes me back to those days.

    • @badmoviedate
      @badmoviedate  5 місяців тому +2

      You know it hadn't really occurred to me that this whole movie looks like an old point-and-click adventure game from the late 90s. Maybe this whole thing was just gameplay footage😂

    • @unduloid
      @unduloid 5 місяців тому +1

      Phantasmagoria looks way better than this, though.

    • @Darkja
      @Darkja 5 місяців тому

      @@unduloid this looks on par with Phantasmagoria 1, Phantasmagoria 2 does look better.

    • @unduloid
      @unduloid 5 місяців тому

      @@Darkja
      Phantasmagoria 1 at least has proper art design.

  • @stofopdenaald132
    @stofopdenaald132 5 місяців тому +1

    Sooo Neil went to Amsterdam and got run over by a tram? 🤔😆😆

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 5 місяців тому

      Being high might be a partial explanation for the movies

    • @stofopdenaald132
      @stofopdenaald132 5 місяців тому

      @@rebel4466 haha 😆

  • @AntLeonardi01
    @AntLeonardi01 4 місяці тому

    He’s too lazy to go on location to a sidewalk. That’s pretty bad

  • @kalashnicovcosis
    @kalashnicovcosis 5 місяців тому

    You can't call Niels movies bad. They transent badness.

    • @badmoviedate
      @badmoviedate  5 місяців тому

      Our feeble minds cannot comprehend it 😵

  • @orimoreau3138
    @orimoreau3138 5 місяців тому

    how is he not self aware yet?
    surely, SURELY he must've seen the reactions to his movies. Is he playing us all for fools or is the denial really that deep? I'm dumbfounded

    • @rebel4466
      @rebel4466 5 місяців тому

      I think he wants to push out his stuff by now. His "message" makes it to lots of people and he's making decent money doing it. I don't think he really cares why people watch

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar 2 місяці тому

      Neil doesn't care as long as he has people to preach to about corruption and immorality.
      😂He's also starting to get the hang of his new role as mentor.😊
      I hope he keeps in touch with that woman playing "the wing warrior:
      she could be the next to take charge as leader of the next generation.

  • @motelghost477
    @motelghost477 5 місяців тому

    As hard as it is to believe, Neil Breen-screen is actually getting worse as a filmmaker.

  • @Huguillon
    @Huguillon 6 місяців тому

    Your cam is shaking all the time

  • @Chivers909
    @Chivers909 4 місяці тому

    you're taking up 1/4 of the screen and you've placed yourselves in the middle. why?

  • @SpectacularDisaster
    @SpectacularDisaster 5 місяців тому +1

    I think Neil Breen legit thinks he's that good.

  • @swostika-m8x
    @swostika-m8x 4 місяці тому +3

    If you wanna see a movie where even the cars aren't real, watch the amazing bulk.

  • @motelghost477
    @motelghost477 5 місяців тому +1

    The Tortured Crossing isn't a film, it's an art installation (and it's really really shit).

  • @dylanwolf
    @dylanwolf Місяць тому

    Cut out the swearing and you might have something worthwhile.

  • @JayceeVoZuri
    @JayceeVoZuri 3 місяці тому

    Where do he find those people, either they are bored or really need those 10 bucks

  • @AmityvilleFan
    @AmityvilleFan 6 місяців тому +1

    0 - Cade beginning and end
    1 - I Am Here .... Now
    2 - Twisted Pair
    3 - Fateful Findings
    4 - Pass Through
    5 - Double Down
    6 - Cade middle portion

    • @robotrix
      @robotrix 6 місяців тому +1

      Not once did he portray a normal human being because he doesn't know what a normal human being is.

    • @AmityvilleFan
      @AmityvilleFan 6 місяців тому

      @@robotrix can't argue with that.

  • @erikhawkke4861
    @erikhawkke4861 6 місяців тому +1

    This world simply doesn't deserve the awesome majesty of the Breen. We were not ready yet.
    The thing about this movie is he hid the hidden message a bit too well. The corrupted virtual reality from Twisted Pair.

    • @badmoviedate
      @badmoviedate  6 місяців тому

      We're not paying attention, clearly.

    • @erikhawkke4861
      @erikhawkke4861 6 місяців тому +1

      @@badmoviedate I'm still not 100% sure I buy it but I saw it explained that after the victims/cast had their initial visit the to the "hospital" and had all their brains drained everything that happened after was AI versions of the victims being ran though various tests to harvest data for that corporation's VR programs. Which is why they were all changing roles and things were kind of repeating and.. weird. The tipoffs were supposed to be when the skulls started appearing. But all this is just one possible interpretation.

    • @badmoviedate
      @badmoviedate  6 місяців тому +2

      That actually sounds like a great movie...too bad that's not Tortured Crossing at all 😂

  • @adamcboyd
    @adamcboyd 5 місяців тому

    Time to upgrade that webcam to at least a 60fps one guys or was it a rendering problem?

    • @badmoviedate
      @badmoviedate  5 місяців тому +1

      The computer just needed a restart; our latest episode (Madame Web) is smooth as silk

    • @adamcboyd
      @adamcboyd 5 місяців тому +1

      @@badmoviedate Well, like most movie reaction videos, I came for the Breen bashing (haven't seen it you've done Sifu Steven Segal yet) and loved your twos interactions as well as making sure to show what you're talking about properly for the audience. Good editing is hard. Almost like there's a reason you can win an Oscar for it. ;) It will be exciting to see what you two pull off once you upgrade your kit a bit from a webcam capture (are you running the video on the same PC that you are capturing on?) to at least some kind of dedicated recorder and just a good boom/condenser mic. Not expensive at all but don't cheap out. Just run that to a small Zoom recorder and auto sync in the timeline of Premier or even just record straight to the camera although there is no redundancy if it fucks up either the audio or video and it would seem getting the real reaction the first time is all that matters.
      Anyway, you got a new sub from me.
      Oh! I almost forgot, no matter what you do, never lose the couch or the angle. It immediately sets you two apart from the rest, frames you really well, since you are looking OVER the camera, it gives the viewer a more intimate sense of watching with you and being there than a cold heavily produced show who spent more money on the gear and the tech and not enough time on the actual content they are delivering to fans and followers.
      High-five to your continued growth and success.