Here's the thing, jelly DOES come off the knife easier. However, this is a strength and drawback. If any traces of jelly is left on the knife, then there is a good chance that it will contaminate the peanut butter. In contrast, peanut butter is harder to get off the knife. Therefore, putting it in jelly will only make the jelly stick to the peanut butter, or of course the knife, leaving virtually no traces of peanut butter in the jelly. In conclusion, peanut butter first is a safer bet if you want to keep your condiments separate.
Jelly contaminating penaut butter is whatever. PEANUTBUTTER AFFECTING JELLY IS DISGUSTING! PEANUTBUTTER STREAKS IN JELLY TRIGGER ME SO MUCH! the jelly knife will be completely clean and not contaminate anything, and if it did you wont taste it. If you want say, Jelly and toast and that it, and it tastes a bit like peanut butter, that shits disgusting. PLUS you can just spread each condiment on different breads! Then no chance of contamination and no difficulty spreading! Think about it!
Peanut butter should go first because it will stick to the knife and almost none will end up in the jar of jelly. but if you do jelly first your gonna end up with alot of jelly in your peanut butter jar, jelly has to be refrigerated where as peanut butter usually isnt. If you store the contaminated peanut butter the jelly will mold causing you and whoever else uses that peanut butter to get sick. alittle peanut butter in your jelly is meh, who cares.
Obviously peanut butter goes first, it’s much easier to spread jelly on peanut butter than peanut butter on jelly, and it shouldn’t matter if you get peanut butter in the jelly jar because mixing peanut butter and jelly is what you’re doing anyways
For the PB and J one, you just get Jelly and put it on one piece of bread, then wipe the remaining Jelly on the other peice of bread so the knife isn't that sticky,then you put the peanut butter on the piece of bread as normal. See SIMPLE.
James when you spread jelly first 1st When you spread it good the knife is clean. Problem Peanutbutter is difficult to spread. Imagine placing pressure to the knife to spread it, the jelly will be smothered and due to its viscosity. The peanut butter will make a mess with the jelly. On the other hand 2nd you are using the peanut butter If you apply the butter onto the bread it can be cleaned by applying enough pressure to the knife. There maybe residue, but the jelly will be able to spread with no problem since jelly is a less viscous liquid than peanut butter. Problem residue maybe be on the knife (counter problem depending on the consistency and viscosity of the peanut butter it will not spread onto the jelly jar or container since the viscosity of the peanut butter will have enough molecular bonds to stay within it's oobleck mixture.) Thus peanut butter must come first.
Peaceful Anarchy I only explained it as if it was 1 slice to further explain the thickness of the butter but yea it's alright if you clean the jelly off with the other slice.
Nova, think of it this way: It didn't say three people you care about, it said three people of your choice to save. World war one started because one man was killed (Archduke Ferdinand). You could line up three war-causing deaths, prevent them, and save way more lives than were lost on 9/11 (and potentially 9/11 itself).
Because the jelly will leave residue on the knife and get all over the peanut butter jar, where the peanut butter is a little more solidified and it wouldn't leave little to no debris in the jelly jar at all
If you spread the jelly first, then the little bit you have left on the knife will get into the peanut butter and spoil in the cabinet unless you store all of the peanut butter in the fridge which makes it hard and therefore difficult to spread. However, if you spread the peanut butter first, then you don't have to worry
5:17 DEFINITELY peanut butter first. Jelly gets refridgerated, peanut butter doesn't. Getting peanut butter in your jelly wouldn't really matter much, but jelly in your peanut butter would just rot in the pantry. P.s. jelly sucks, you gotta go with jam
I get my jelly from a bottle, you can just squirt out the jelly onto the bread without dipping the knife in, so you dip into the peanut butter first, then squirt the jelly on and spread it over with neither getting mixed in their respective containers.
The peanut butter is a more stable base to spread the jelly on afterwards as opposed to the reverse where your peanut butter covered knife will completely fuck your jelly layer up. In between simply scrape the knife on the inside rim of the jar to remove excess peanut butter. Peanut butter -> jelly is clearly the superior choice. Unless you're some kind of heathen that spreads only one layer on the top and one on the bottom piece of bread.
With peanut butter you can scrape the peanut butter off back into the peanut butter container by using the side. Jelly is sticky and can stick on the knife no matter how hard you try. Unless you try really hard to scrape it onto the bread. But its way more logical to choose peanut butter first.
I always only use one knife, and always PB first. It sticks to the knife and doesn't come off in the jelly. If you use jelly first, you are going to get more jelly in the peanut butter than you would have the other way around. And jelly is supposed to be refrigerated, whereas peanut butter does not have to be, but can be.
You spread the peanut butter first because you refrigerate jelly but you don't refrigerate peanut butter. That means, if you use the jelly first and get the jelly in the peanut butter, then the jelly will rot.
Peanut butter is too thick to come off the knife into the jelly James! You would still have loose jelly on your knife that would mix into the peanut butter where no/less peanut butter would mix into the jelly. And you can’t rub the knife on the bread with the aim of getting all the jelly off the knife because that would count as cleaning it.... I can’t believe I’m typing all of this out.
To exist as a liquid, H2 must be cooled below hydrogen's critical point of 33 K. However, for hydrogen to be in a fully liquid state without boiling at atmospheric pressure, it needs to be cooled to 20.28 K[3] (−423.17 °F/−252.87 °C).[4][5] One common method of obtaining liquid hydrogen involves a compressor resembling a jet engine in both appearance and principle. Liquid hydrogen is typically used as a concentrated form of hydrogen storage. As in any gas, storing it as liquid takes less space than storing it as a gas at normal temperature and pressure. However, the liquid density is very low compared to other common fuels. Once liquefied, it can be maintained as a liquid in pressurized and thermally insulated containers.
pb and jelly- some people put butter on their bread to prevent the jam from making the bread all soggy and nasty. but with butter it doesnt get all the jam off the knife, and when u stick it in the peanut butter it gets it all mixed up and gross. but peanut butter is thicker and you can just wipe it on the clean piece of bread and then go ham in the jam
I was watching some classics like "wool" and "pickaxe" and I was thinking about how much I missed the natural flow of comedy that James provided when his videos were unedited, I have fond memories of americas next top model and (as much as I hate to admit it) mine craft lets plays, I miss the old James that had no filter and formed the childhoods of many like myself. R.I.P. Nova
Who would spread peanut butter first? That makes no sense. You would have the peanut butter inside your jelly jar. Jelly will come off the knife really easy. Also, the questions doesn't say you can't spread the rest of the jelly on the other piece of bread, so you could easily use the jelly first, spread the rest on the other piece of bread, THEN spread some of the peanut butter on the other piece of bread. I don't know who would want to do that.
You should spread the peanut butter first because getting shelf-stable PB in the jelly (a refrigerated fruit product) isn't as bad as having poorly stored jelly in your PB. In other words, peanut butter won't rot if it gets in jelly, but jelly might rot if a little gets in your PB and you leave it in the cupboard. Unless you're some kind of freak who keeps their peanut butter in the fridge. Additionally, a thin coating of peanut butter is unlikely to come off just from scooping up the jelly. You aren't thinking for the future, James, only for the present.
James if you are stuck in a haunted house and there is a psycho killer, you cant leave the house but at least you can grab a makeshift weapon, if you are lost in the woods you are stuck with a stick or a rock to protect yourself, your only other option is to run and probably end up hurting yourself
My take on the first one is that if you see either one of these and tell people, nobody will believe you. However, there is one reason I would choose to see how it all ends. If it's something that already happened, I can't prove it. If it's something that will happen, I can "predict" it in my time and preach it all over the world. Everyone will think I'm fucking insane but once it finally happens, I will be remembered as the guy who predicted the future.
have you never made peanut butter and jam toast? If you do the jam first, the peanut butter will not spread over top of it because it's too thick. You have to do peanut butter first because the jam can spread over top of the peanut butter and not just push it all around.
Good choice on the razor blades vs. needles one. If you got punched with a mouthful of razor blades the amount of lacerations would either cause you to bleed to death or drown in your own blood.
On one hand 911 never happens, but on the same hand TSA never gets made stronger leaving plane hijacking more likely to happen in the future. The other hand its just kinda selfish but could be good depending on who the 3 people are you saved
You do peanut butter first because when you spread it and you're done you can scrape the rest of the peanut butter on the knife back into the jar and then on the other piece of bread wipe off the leftover residue its not licking and you are not washing so it is in the rules and allowed (that's also genuinely how I make a PB&J)
9/11 would still be happening, though it would be at a later date. 9/11 is that type of inevitability surrounded by various circumstances that you can't really prevent forever (it's the center that maintain the current house of cards, in a twisted deranged way, so to speak). There are other examples that if you'd prevent them, they'd still occur, like the 1st World War, colonialism, TNT, the Mongol invasion, Caesar's assassination, sacking of Rome by the Gauls or Celts, and preventing all that decadent debauchery done by your mom according to CoD players.
Trexmaster12 Having regret requires having to experience the situation, taking away the past removes that regret, making it so a different situation takes its place instead.
For the peanut butter and jelly one you could simply put on the peanut butter and wipe off the knife with a paper towel and then put on the jelly. Idk wtf you were thinking james.
I genuinely love james's personality
I genuinely love James
Anyone else remember that movie Flushed away
Holy shit, Yeah. When the rats get flushed to an underground city. Hugh Jackman was in it!! WHAT THE FUCK
Wasn't that great
Owned it on DVD, damn I'm old.
Would you rather go on a date with Immortalhd or Aleks from Cowchop?
There's technically only one option since ImmortalHD is dead. Unless you're into necrophilia.
Leo both of them are dead what do you mean
logan reed Isn't ImmortalHD dead?
Aleks, imortalhd is dead
Uberhaxornova
Its 5am and I haven't slept. 6:19 scared the fuck outta me
Jakob has a magical voice, doesn't he?
Sleeeeeeeeep
Itshardtogetauser I was about to sleep too...
I had to pause the video to make sure god wasn’t sending me a message
I thought i was transcending because ive been doing no nut November
He goes on for a minute ranting about fucking peanut butter and jelly
Blind Prosopagnosiac Same.
I want ImortalHD back
But what does go on top peanut butter or jelly?
11:01 Nova: “There’s hope for humanity.”
11:25 Nova: “Loses all faith for humanity.”
All in a matter of 24 seconds.
4:14 DAMMMNNNN
The editor roasted him lmaooo
Thicc
Pointless Chicken 🍗 with you
That ending xD did not see that coming
Ayyy getting that ad revenue.
Only can Nova get demonetized within the first seven seconds of the video
says fuck 3x and shit 2x within fist 7 secs
Here's the thing, jelly DOES come off the knife easier. However, this is a strength and drawback. If any traces of jelly is left on the knife, then there is a good chance that it will contaminate the peanut butter. In contrast, peanut butter is harder to get off the knife. Therefore, putting it in jelly will only make the jelly stick to the peanut butter, or of course the knife, leaving virtually no traces of peanut butter in the jelly. In conclusion, peanut butter first is a safer bet if you want to keep your condiments separate.
THIS
Yep my thoughts exactly.
I hate to admit it but this make sense.
Jelly contaminating penaut butter is whatever. PEANUTBUTTER AFFECTING JELLY IS DISGUSTING! PEANUTBUTTER STREAKS IN JELLY TRIGGER ME SO MUCH! the jelly knife will be completely clean and not contaminate anything, and if it did you wont taste it. If you want say, Jelly and toast and that it, and it tastes a bit like peanut butter, that shits disgusting. PLUS you can just spread each condiment on different breads! Then no chance of contamination and no difficulty spreading! Think about it!
Peanut butter should go first because it will stick to the knife and almost none will end up in the jar of jelly. but if you do jelly first your gonna end up with alot of jelly in your peanut butter jar, jelly has to be refrigerated where as peanut butter usually isnt. If you store the contaminated peanut butter the jelly will mold causing you and whoever else uses that peanut butter to get sick. alittle peanut butter in your jelly is meh, who cares.
How come James makes me laugh so often? His comedic timing is always perfect
Peanutbutter first, just tip that damn jelly jar over and slap its ass. It'd be a different choice if it was Jam.
That Alright Hello feels so good!
Obviously peanut butter goes first, it’s much easier to spread jelly on peanut butter than peanut butter on jelly, and it shouldn’t matter if you get peanut butter in the jelly jar because mixing peanut butter and jelly is what you’re doing anyways
..but you're not using the sane piece of bread so the "its easier to spread Jelly on PB" just isn't valid. :vvv
spread it on opposite fucking sides
I think the peanut vs jelly argument may of been the smartest James has ever been
For the PB and J one, you just get Jelly and put it on one piece of bread, then wipe the remaining Jelly on the other peice of bread so the knife isn't that sticky,then you put the peanut butter on the piece of bread as normal. See SIMPLE.
Jakob's editing never fails to make me laugh
James when you spread jelly first
1st When you spread it good the knife is clean.
Problem
Peanutbutter is difficult to spread. Imagine placing pressure to the knife to spread it, the jelly will be smothered and due to its viscosity. The peanut butter will make a mess with the jelly.
On the other hand
2nd
you are using the peanut butter
If you apply the butter onto the bread it can be cleaned by applying enough pressure to the knife. There maybe residue, but the jelly will be able to spread with no problem since jelly is a less viscous liquid than peanut butter.
Problem
residue maybe be on the knife (counter problem depending on the consistency and viscosity of the peanut butter it will not spread onto the jelly jar or container since the viscosity of the peanut butter will have enough molecular bonds to stay within it's oobleck mixture.)
Thus peanut butter must come first.
J-Panda easy solution to first problem use two different slices of bread
Peaceful Anarchy I only explained it as if it was 1 slice to further explain the thickness of the butter but yea it's alright if you clean the jelly off with the other slice.
I loved everything about this episode.... the editing, the comedy, the plot twists, hitler....
So what happened to Carley?
That moment when James prevents 9/11 not to save lives, but to stop the memes...
You are the True Hero this World needs.
I spread the peanut butter, and then clean the knife on the other piece of bread. #prostrat
Rad Frad that is gonna tear up the bread that's why you gotta do jelly first cause jelly just comes right off
The knife gets sticky even after wiping, the peanut butter comes off without a hassle and leaves the knife clean.
Breh, use squeeze jelly.. and then peanut butter first.
You aren't allowed to clean that breaks the rules
@@radfrad5359 Facts! I do the same.
Great video uberhaxornova,also I’ve been watching your videos for 8 years
4:17 THAT BURN FROM JAKOB OooOOoOOOoOoOoOOoOOO
You should play the jazz music from your old streams in the background of these videos 👍
Comment: “... all that matters is their past present and future with you”
James: “ Holy Shit”
Some of those questions were strange... but I've seen Stranger Things...
Nova, think of it this way: It didn't say three people you care about, it said three people of your choice to save. World war one started because one man was killed (Archduke Ferdinand). You could line up three war-causing deaths, prevent them, and save way more lives than were lost on 9/11 (and potentially 9/11 itself).
Iol at that ending! we love you James
Because the jelly will leave residue on the knife and get all over the peanut butter jar, where the peanut butter is a little more solidified and it wouldn't leave little to no debris in the jelly jar at all
IF you prevent 9/11, then that question would've never existed.
Ambitious Anal hey #bringbackgmod
This classical piece playing throughout is beautiful dude.
If you spread the jelly first, then the little bit you have left on the knife will get into the peanut butter and spoil in the cabinet unless you store all of the peanut butter in the fridge which makes it hard and therefore difficult to spread. However, if you spread the peanut butter first, then you don't have to worry
I love how James goes in a deep conversation about the logistics of spreading peanut better or jelly. lolol 5:36
James, you're totally right about the Jelly first thing. What you said was exactly what I was thinking.
the edit with fat james had me dead
5:17 DEFINITELY peanut butter first. Jelly gets refridgerated, peanut butter doesn't. Getting peanut butter in your jelly wouldn't really matter much, but jelly in your peanut butter would just rot in the pantry.
P.s. jelly sucks, you gotta go with jam
I get my jelly from a bottle, you can just squirt out the jelly onto the bread without dipping the knife in, so you dip into the peanut butter first, then squirt the jelly on and spread it over with neither getting mixed in their respective containers.
Why wasnt james Jon Snow for Halloween
Snydpython 16
Because he was James from Uberhaxornova for Halloween.
For the pb and j one, spread the peanut butter and hit the bottom the the jar of the jelly so some comes out knife free and spread that
The peanut butter is a more stable base to spread the jelly on afterwards as opposed to the reverse where your peanut butter covered knife will completely fuck your jelly layer up. In between simply scrape the knife on the inside rim of the jar to remove excess peanut butter. Peanut butter -> jelly is clearly the superior choice. Unless you're some kind of heathen that spreads only one layer on the top and one on the bottom piece of bread.
you literally make my day every single day itll be so weird when people like you are not around anymore:/
With peanut butter you can scrape the peanut butter off back into the peanut butter container by using the side. Jelly is sticky and can stick on the knife no matter how hard you try. Unless you try really hard to scrape it onto the bread. But its way more logical to choose peanut butter first.
I always only use one knife, and always PB first. It sticks to the knife and doesn't come off in the jelly. If you use jelly first, you are going to get more jelly in the peanut butter than you would have the other way around. And jelly is supposed to be refrigerated, whereas peanut butter does not have to be, but can be.
I don’t really know why, but I really enjoy your non-game related videos
You spread the peanut butter first because you refrigerate jelly but you don't refrigerate peanut butter. That means, if you use the jelly first and get the jelly in the peanut butter, then the jelly will rot.
Peanut butter is too thick to come off the knife into the jelly James! You would still have loose jelly on your knife that would mix into the peanut butter where no/less peanut butter would mix into the jelly. And you can’t rub the knife on the bread with the aim of getting all the jelly off the knife because that would count as cleaning it.... I can’t believe I’m typing all of this out.
To exist as a liquid, H2 must be cooled below hydrogen's critical point of 33 K. However, for hydrogen to be in a fully liquid state without boiling at atmospheric pressure, it needs to be cooled to 20.28 K[3] (−423.17 °F/−252.87 °C).[4][5] One common method of obtaining liquid hydrogen involves a compressor resembling a jet engine in both appearance and principle. Liquid hydrogen is typically used as a concentrated form of hydrogen storage. As in any gas, storing it as liquid takes less space than storing it as a gas at normal temperature and pressure. However, the liquid density is very low compared to other common fuels. Once liquefied, it can be maintained as a liquid in pressurized and thermally insulated containers.
pb and jelly- some people put butter on their bread to prevent the jam from making the bread all soggy and nasty. but with butter it doesnt get all the jam off the knife, and when u stick it in the peanut butter it gets it all mixed up and gross. but peanut butter is thicker and you can just wipe it on the clean piece of bread and then go ham in the jam
I'm glad you don't judge aleks for his past. That is so sweet of you.
Fat James makes a cameo appearance
Would you rather : prevent 9/11
Or revive novapipebomb
I was watching some classics like "wool" and "pickaxe" and I was thinking about how much I missed the natural flow of comedy that James provided when his videos were unedited, I have fond memories of americas next top model and (as much as I hate to admit it) mine craft lets plays, I miss the old James that had no filter and formed the childhoods of many like myself. R.I.P. Nova
Get a hobby
Shut up Karen. You and your nostalgic bullshit.
He kept throwing icecream
For a minute there I thought we weren't gonna get a ALRIGHT HELLO but you did it, just later than usual WHEW
Wow the editing in this was great!
I'll always watch as long as u keep uploading
James, when are you going to do a would you rather drinking game?
Who would spread peanut butter first? That makes no sense. You would have the peanut butter inside your jelly jar. Jelly will come off the knife really easy. Also, the questions doesn't say you can't spread the rest of the jelly on the other piece of bread, so you could easily use the jelly first, spread the rest on the other piece of bread, THEN spread some of the peanut butter on the other piece of bread. I don't know who would want to do that.
“Okay, alright hello.” Best damn video period.
THE SNEAK DISS IS REAL
Been watching since 2013 and i dont think ill ever stop watching...keep it up james🔥👌
I hate what my country has become.
George Washington your country? You mean the country you stole.
Natives didn't have sense of property, nothing to steal if there's no owner.
Adolf Hitler You literally tried stealing every country 😂
FUCK YOU GEORGE YOU’RE A BITCH
fuk you if I had a chance to bring 3 people back to life none of them would be you
You should spread the peanut butter first because getting shelf-stable PB in the jelly (a refrigerated fruit product) isn't as bad as having poorly stored jelly in your PB. In other words, peanut butter won't rot if it gets in jelly, but jelly might rot if a little gets in your PB and you leave it in the cupboard. Unless you're some kind of freak who keeps their peanut butter in the fridge. Additionally, a thin coating of peanut butter is unlikely to come off just from scooping up the jelly. You aren't thinking for the future, James, only for the present.
James if you are stuck in a haunted house and there is a psycho killer, you cant leave the house but at least you can grab a makeshift weapon, if you are lost in the woods you are stuck with a stick or a rock to protect yourself, your only other option is to run and probably end up hurting yourself
I add jelly first... the bread is too soft to wipe off all peanut butter.
Simple. Jelly needs to be refrigerated, peanut butter doesn't. Getting jelly into the peanut butter will spoil the whole thing eventually.
My take on the first one is that if you see either one of these and tell people, nobody will believe you. However, there is one reason I would choose to see how it all ends. If it's something that already happened, I can't prove it. If it's something that will happen, I can "predict" it in my time and preach it all over the world. Everyone will think I'm fucking insane but once it finally happens, I will be remembered as the guy who predicted the future.
If you have a squeeze bottle jelly, deffientely peanut butter first. Never said it was Jars 😂😂😂
For that peanut butter and jelly thing with one knife I do that all the time lol? Do people really clean/switch knifes? Lmao
have you never made peanut butter and jam toast? If you do the jam first, the peanut butter will not spread over top of it because it's too thick. You have to do peanut butter first because the jam can spread over top of the peanut butter and not just push it all around.
Best outro I've ever seen.
Good choice on the razor blades vs. needles one. If you got punched with a mouthful of razor blades the amount of lacerations would either cause you to bleed to death or drown in your own blood.
On one hand 911 never happens, but on the same hand TSA never gets made stronger leaving plane hijacking more likely to happen in the future. The other hand its just kinda selfish but could be good depending on who the 3 people are you saved
This was refreshing. Thanks.
bring back the hat
THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT
Nice to see you doing it again!
Yes, jelly first because you you wipe it off on the bread almost entirely clean.
I've never used 2 butterknives to make a pb&j
You do peanut butter first because when you spread it and you're done you can scrape the rest of the peanut butter on the knife back into the jar and then on the other piece of bread wipe off the leftover residue its not licking and you are not washing so it is in the rules and allowed (that's also genuinely how I make a PB&J)
Ya gotta do more of these man
9/11 would still be happening, though it would be at a later date. 9/11 is that type of inevitability surrounded by various circumstances that you can't really prevent forever (it's the center that maintain the current house of cards, in a twisted deranged way, so to speak). There are other examples that if you'd prevent them, they'd still occur, like the 1st World War, colonialism, TNT, the Mongol invasion, Caesar's assassination, sacking of Rome by the Gauls or Celts, and preventing all that decadent debauchery done by your mom according to CoD players.
Trexmaster12 Having regret requires having to experience the situation, taking away the past removes that regret, making it so a different situation takes its place instead.
9/11 shaped the world. I don't know how much would change if something like that was prevented. Imagine an entire era and culture just gone.
This upload schedule has got me feeling some type of way
I love you man,been waching since 2011,keep it up....Nova
Die ImmortalHD ist DickChaby...
6:30 I usually spread the peanut butter on the bread and just dump the jelly on without spreading
Peanut Butter is beyond superior compaired to jelly. Jelly is an after-thought...but still can't be forgot
Anyone else notice the “you get to be pack leader afterwards” script lol
Btw James we need a video mythbusting this PB&J issue
Peanut butter first. If you get jelly in the peanut butter jar, then it will mold because jelly needs to be refrigerated.
Nova would stop 9/11 leaving airport security just as weak as it was before instead of preventing the death of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
8:04 It was a trickeroo if you prevented 3 deaths you could potentially save 10 times more deaths than 9/11
Did nova just reference when the Creatures stayed at the hotel from the Shining?
You spread the jelly first. Then on the second slice of bread, you get the excess off. Then you go in on the peanut butter.
I don't judge you for you answer James, I judge you for your reactions. They be saying a lot more than words lmao
i always do pb first when i am only using a half of a bagel, then jelly on top.
Also needle holes are easier to heal rather than gashes that require stitches
By preventing 9/11 Nova just prevented the Patriot Act also known as the creation of the NSA so....
Props to James
For the peanut butter and jelly one you could simply put on the peanut butter and wipe off the knife with a paper towel and then put on the jelly. Idk wtf you were thinking james.
Prevent the deaths of 3 people...
1. ImmortalHD
2. Norman Jayden
3. James's ad revenue
You weren't obese James...you were Thicc 💗