亞當和夏娃 Adam & Eve by Skitguys with Chinese subtitle

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024

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  • @rickylyon3846
    @rickylyon3846 6 років тому +110

    I feel like these guys wrote like a 5 minutes skit and the rest is just improv, messing with each other and having fun. Love those guys!

  • @ricalovesjesus
    @ricalovesjesus 4 роки тому +22

    Look at thing over here he’s still eating the apple right in front of you Lord! 😂🤣😂🤣
    I’ve watched this over 50 times and I’m still dying laughing 😂

  • @airaarxstoria3158
    @airaarxstoria3158 5 років тому +27

    after all these years...
    i'm still watching this

  • @rachelh1720
    @rachelh1720 5 років тому +58

    "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
    correct response: "did you just call me satan?"

    • @Buggster101
      @Buggster101 4 роки тому +3

      Correct response: no. But it hurt when I scraped my knees when I crawled out of hell.

    • @uikmnhj4me
      @uikmnhj4me 3 роки тому +1

      @@Buggster101 I’ve heard that one, but it’s usually used to sound dark and edgy, yet technically being the flip side of the above line it implies that the person is good and climbed out of hell

  • @joanna810
    @joanna810 5 років тому +60

    “Well it’s an unidentified fruit from the Old Testament”
    😂😂😂😂

    • @lostdaze1145
      @lostdaze1145 3 роки тому

      Well I understand old ...what's unidentified?

    • @jesuslovesyou8833
      @jesuslovesyou8833 2 роки тому +1

      @@lostdaze1145 In the Bible it never specifically states what the fruit was, so that’s why it’s unidentified

    • @lostdaze1145
      @lostdaze1145 2 роки тому

      @@jesuslovesyou8833 For as the rain cometh down,and returneth not thither,but watereth the earth,and maketh it bring forth and bud,that it may give seed to the sower,and bread to the eater:so shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth:

  • @landonmiles97
    @landonmiles97 10 місяців тому +2

    “There is no alpha-numeric system. I can say what I want.” 😂😂

  • @genevievemoore5679
    @genevievemoore5679 5 років тому +28

    Eddie: what did Adam do to woo Eve
    Tommy: what do you me woo?
    Eddie: what did Adam do to woo Eve
    Tommy:I-
    Eddie: woo woo woo woo woo you woo woo woo woo woo
    Tommy: yeah you can keep saying the word that does not define it
    😂😂😂

  • @zuzucats1
    @zuzucats1 3 роки тому +7

    “That’s like a “Dwight Schrute” pick up line” 😂😂

  • @zero-z4551
    @zero-z4551 3 роки тому +9

    4:31, "He must've stolen the stars from the sky and put them...in your eyes"
    **thump**

  • @8angelwonderland888
    @8angelwonderland888 4 роки тому +15

    So you were adamant?
    “Uh, no, I’m eve”

  • @kennilsen3805
    @kennilsen3805 7 років тому +44

    often in "history...man doesn't get it done, so women have to step up and do it."

  • @palmanza2011
    @palmanza2011 2 роки тому +4

    While you’re over there in garden kinda cute. up close ahhhhhhhhh

  • @balloonsandbubbles2193
    @balloonsandbubbles2193 7 років тому +49

    "Is this a number 2 pencil? Do you keep it with your paper?" The FUNNIEST thing ever and soooo clever! XDDD

    • @rosinasorrentino7013
      @rosinasorrentino7013 5 років тому +1

      So ooo, good! Too, funny, great show!!

    • @photographybyliamanderson1659
      @photographybyliamanderson1659 5 років тому +1

      actually svage!

    • @emmybecaley0729
      @emmybecaley0729 5 років тому

      I somehow didn't understand the joke. But everyone is praising that one.. 🤔

    • @photographybyliamanderson1659
      @photographybyliamanderson1659 5 років тому +1

      @@emmybecaley0729 basically the word number two is used instead of saying poo. theres no two ways around explaining that. He said was that a number 2 pencil. like cause it came out from his ya know :P anyone else back me up here?

    • @emmybecaley0729
      @emmybecaley0729 5 років тому +1

      Liam Anderson
      Ok... I now understand... 😅
      Thank you..

  • @Smallestpenis
    @Smallestpenis 6 років тому +49

    He kept eating the apple in front of God! 😂

  • @maryj7423
    @maryj7423 11 місяців тому +2

    I keep rewatching this from time to time because it's perfect 😂😂😂

  • @itsdancer_yaaasyt6354
    @itsdancer_yaaasyt6354 5 років тому +13

    “You’re like BERP there it is!” 😂

  • @CK-sn2lg
    @CK-sn2lg 7 років тому +41

    I want to be as close to my best friend as Tommy and Eddie are.

  • @LolDeimos
    @LolDeimos 6 років тому +13

    I first watched this in my Religion class so I literally had to go back so I could watch it again 😂

  • @bonitasawyer99
    @bonitasawyer99 7 років тому +21

    Very good. Lol all the way through. I bet God laughed also....He did in psalms....besides he did create us and that can be a haha. Thanks guys. Many blessing. Keep it coming we need the laughs.

    • @piesangbread
      @piesangbread 6 років тому

      Bonita Sawyer wher in psalms?

    • @cornerstoneministry4726
      @cornerstoneministry4726 6 років тому +3

      ·Gabriella Pienaar· I don't know if it is in Psalms but we were made in His likeness and every human has some sort of a sense of humor. We can surmise from that that God indeed does have a sense of humor.

    • @evilbluekitty
      @evilbluekitty 5 років тому

      Cornerstone Ministry yeah God must have a good one. Just look at a lot of the animals He created. All beautiful and unique yet extremely hilarious at times.

    • @kerenshalom4633
      @kerenshalom4633 4 роки тому

      "He did create is and that can be a haha" 💁🏾‍♀️

  • @RKOStunner619
    @RKOStunner619 5 років тому +4

    What did Adam do to woo Eve? Easy, he was stylin' and profilin'! WOOOOOOOO!

  • @lexiebawoo8026
    @lexiebawoo8026 6 років тому +9

    He swam on his back😂🤣😂

  • @hannybanany2932
    @hannybanany2932 2 роки тому +4

    I fist watched this when I was 11.. I’m 18 now and it never gets old! I also consistently say “1, B, choo-choo train”
    Edit: I also do the “ do it, do it, do it, DO IT!”

  • @poopdescoop9309
    @poopdescoop9309 5 років тому +10

    U need two
    What
    U need two
    Look I am not that fat.. If u need one then I need- oh look there I need two
    I need one
    What
    I need one
    I don't understand y u need oh look there u need one

  • @bethgreer4504
    @bethgreer4504 6 років тому +16

    My Deedee(dad) 😂

  • @sunshinepurple1043
    @sunshinepurple1043 5 років тому +5

    Took me way too long to get the pencil joke.

  • @lemoekim2928
    @lemoekim2928 5 років тому +2

    u guys are so funny. but the fake lady is the funniest person ever. LOL

  • @aprilwilkerson576
    @aprilwilkerson576 7 років тому +46

    do it, do it, do it, DO IT!!!

  • @kaceythompson8905
    @kaceythompson8905 7 років тому +22

    I'm died with laughter 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @photographybyliamanderson1659
    @photographybyliamanderson1659 5 років тому +3

    you were adament? no im eve! i love

  • @leopardstarsnowfur2659
    @leopardstarsnowfur2659 7 років тому +9

    Just do it do it DO IT!, where did that came from, just do it do it do it DO IT! I need to admit Chocolate
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tammydear8057
    @tammydear8057 7 років тому +12

    I got something in me eyes! Oh, it's tears!!! 👏👏👏😂😂😂😈😇🐍🍎

  • @haleykae1666
    @haleykae1666 6 років тому +6

    seeing them live doing this skit was so funny

    • @Zcjgame
      @Zcjgame 5 років тому

      I saw live last night

  • @joshuagarcia7791
    @joshuagarcia7791 5 років тому +2

    Now I know where the #2 pencil came from.... it took me a while. Jajajajajajaja

  • @ladygwen2463
    @ladygwen2463 7 років тому +12

    1, b choo choo train 😂

    • @billycausgrove9657
      @billycausgrove9657 6 років тому +4

      There is no alphanumeric system I can say whatever I want.

    • @allison9615
      @allison9615 6 років тому +3

      It’s gonna catch on.

  • @novapahlavan
    @novapahlavan Рік тому +1

    I watch this in 2023 and you guys are killing me 🤣

  • @dunnfamily7288
    @dunnfamily7288 7 років тому +37

    The man doesn't get it done so the woman has to step up and do it!!!! 💪🏻👩🏻

  • @carlb9602
    @carlb9602 6 років тому +4

    Eve in this skit reminds me of Good Mythical Moms.

  • @photographybyliamanderson1659
    @photographybyliamanderson1659 5 років тому +3

    @You are adament? No im eve!!!!! oh yes

  • @ebekwue7246
    @ebekwue7246 6 років тому +6

    come comeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee come on lord hes eating the apple right in front of u

  • @YouKnowMeDuh
    @YouKnowMeDuh 6 років тому +6

    12:57 I need to learn this skill, it is very intriguing!

  • @tomb8209
    @tomb8209 6 років тому +6

    Do it, do it, do it, *DO IT*

  • @photographybyliamanderson1659
    @photographybyliamanderson1659 5 років тому +4

    18:20 it just keeps getting better! Come on!!!!!

  • @tonyagray2513
    @tonyagray2513 6 років тому +3

    Number 2 pencil!!!!! Bwhahahahaha!!!!! 🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆

  • @landonmiles97
    @landonmiles97 10 місяців тому

    Eddie: “You were Adamant.”
    Tommy: “No I’m Eve.” 😂

  • @photographybyliamanderson1659
    @photographybyliamanderson1659 5 років тому +3

    i dont need two im not that fat... oh i need two

  • @goblinteehee
    @goblinteehee 9 років тому +17

    AAAAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (CRYING FROM LAGHTER) HEH HEH aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ha ha

  • @justingeorge826
    @justingeorge826 7 років тому +8

    if eve said " if you listened to god, you would've had arms and legs!" lalalalalalala

  • @angela13davis
    @angela13davis 6 років тому +6

    i'd like to help do these cc for these guys !!! it'd be Great Ufn

  • @madysonmcdaniel3142
    @madysonmcdaniel3142 4 роки тому +1

    Hahaha when he smelled the paper.

  • @Biggs633
    @Biggs633 6 років тому +2

    Love the pencil joke

  • @mochamilk332
    @mochamilk332 3 роки тому

    Oh my goodness poor edy
    tommy oh my tommy your acting is amazing

  • @miyal913
    @miyal913 6 років тому +4

    Oh my gosh. Such a beautiful video😂😂

  • @yeyamusic
    @yeyamusic 5 років тому +5

    Cher’s brother🤣😂

  • @dianakatkout638
    @dianakatkout638 7 років тому +4

    I'm a man I can fix things 😂

  • @lisagrimm2183
    @lisagrimm2183 Рік тому

    I love love the skit guys.

  • @Joyful-Heart777
    @Joyful-Heart777 5 років тому +2

    Hilarious - thank you guys

  • @robotusan
    @robotusan Рік тому

    "Is it a number 2 pencil?" hahahaha

  • @YouKnowMeDuh
    @YouKnowMeDuh 6 років тому +2

    The fruit of the tree was called a Mac... They ate it and sin came into the world... I prefer Linux, I'm not allergic to it and it doesn't have death in it.

  • @NavyVetE5
    @NavyVetE5 6 років тому +4

    Hilarious!

  • @simplyso4363
    @simplyso4363 5 років тому +4

    🤣🤣🤣🤣, brilliant

  • @joshuagarcia7791
    @joshuagarcia7791 5 років тому +2

    We have to find an apartment 1st? Jajajajajaja Apart meant from God and the garden of eden has found Adam and Eve.

  • @WaiferThyme
    @WaiferThyme Рік тому

    Oh im in tears laughing over here!

  • @Cecilia-oo3pm
    @Cecilia-oo3pm 7 років тому +2

    I say oh my stars all the time now!

  • @azararadlin7216
    @azararadlin7216 2 роки тому

    I enjoy his so much

  • @joshuagarcia7791
    @joshuagarcia7791 5 років тому

    Is that a #2 pencil? Jajajajajajaja

  • @jinamerica
    @jinamerica 2 роки тому

    After the tongue gesture, I thought oh wow, Christians these days understand that eating the apple was a metaphor for making love. But then I realized it may have just been intended to be a snake tongue.

  • @nikkiinglett6808
    @nikkiinglett6808 2 роки тому

    You guys are so funny

  • @michaeldiehl2458
    @michaeldiehl2458 2 роки тому

    You are awesome

  • @suedelacy
    @suedelacy 4 роки тому

    Brilliant.

  • @aliciahernandez4983
    @aliciahernandez4983 6 років тому

    Com'on!!😂😂😂

  • @TheBros2theend
    @TheBros2theend 3 роки тому

    God bless heal and save you

  • @coreonerealestatecyndidave3931
    @coreonerealestatecyndidave3931 6 років тому

    COME ON !!!!!!! LOL

  • @amanda8399
    @amanda8399 7 років тому +1

    😂

  • @justineaton8772
    @justineaton8772 9 років тому +1

    Lol

  • @Jeremiahgoff
    @Jeremiahgoff Рік тому

    lol

  • @photographybyliamanderson1659
    @photographybyliamanderson1659 5 років тому

    16:15-17:00 i died

  • @BlakeKronik
    @BlakeKronik 5 років тому

    This is how I feel when I trans person messaged me in tinder

  • @teachermoestadjap3689
    @teachermoestadjap3689 5 років тому

    Come on 😄

  • @mranimation1105
    @mranimation1105 8 років тому +1

    ,

  • @kristabrewer6736
    @kristabrewer6736 2 роки тому +1

    I'm 45 seconds into this.... no thank!
    (I watched 2 minutes of another one of these skits too and it seems like they're making fun). I don't need to watch that thanks!

    • @dchawk81
      @dchawk81 2 роки тому

      Oh no not fun! Can't have fun!

    • @socksumi
      @socksumi 2 роки тому

      Making fun is the least of their problems. I'd say being lame, unfunny, preachy douche bags is more to the point.

  • @joshuagarcia7791
    @joshuagarcia7791 5 років тому

    Now I know where the #2 pencil came from.... it took me a while. Jajajajajajaja

  • @faithneumann4712
    @faithneumann4712 3 роки тому

    Lol