Jeremy Clarkson Hates Off Road Cars

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  • Опубліковано 20 вер 2008
  • Jeremy Clarkson appreciates the value of an off road vehicle, but not enough to love them.
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  • @lowgunfire2671
    @lowgunfire2671 6 років тому +8649

    "And people who drive them are fools...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    This is mine."

    • @Kwixis
      @Kwixis 4 роки тому +203

      Well most people use them in cities or places that don't even have any dirt roads or whatever an offroader is supposed to be used in so yeah, most people that uses those cars are fools

    • @x-ray_apha_delta-9403
      @x-ray_apha_delta-9403 4 роки тому +30

      @@Kwixis but if you don't live in a city where roads are everywhere... well your not a fool XD ( I don't own any off-road vehicles btw )

    • @Kwixis
      @Kwixis 4 роки тому +16

      @@x-ray_apha_delta-9403 that was my point :D

    • @Tuberuser187
      @Tuberuser187 4 роки тому +30

      Anyone who lives outside of a town or city, even in the UK has a good reason to own one. Those nice and only slightly muddy paved roads can become almost impassable to other cars with only a bit of snow or rain, kids might be able to miss school but sometimes adults cant miss work or need to fetch supplies or medications if it goes on for a while.

    • @sekhmet7774
      @sekhmet7774 4 роки тому +18

      Yes, we all heard it in the video, you don't need to repeat the joke.

  • @muwuny
    @muwuny 6 років тому +9964

    So middle class women all buy 4x4s so when they inevitably crash into someone, the person they crash into is more likely to die than themselves? That all explains it now.

    • @franzchong5889
      @franzchong5889 5 років тому +138

      so called safety.even well off women.we know someone who has a volvo xc90.what can't it do that say an Audi A6 Estate can't or even a Holden Calais tourer in all honesty.

    • @ZetoBlackproject
      @ZetoBlackproject 5 років тому +64

      Reinforce chassis and be on your merry way coupe after you slice through them.
      |_,{[]}|_,

    • @coronel2659
      @coronel2659 5 років тому +177

      And then everyone asks why women live longer than men

    • @jetstream454
      @jetstream454 5 років тому +39

      @@franzchong5889 What can it do...keep all your family safe...provided you have offspring to require such a car and the money to afford an XC90 😄

    • @Orchronos
      @Orchronos 5 років тому +15

      They are stupid, as should be.

  • @MRSLAV
    @MRSLAV 3 роки тому +3770

    4:02 oh wow, young james may

  • @Jimmy_Jones
    @Jimmy_Jones 4 роки тому +3758

    How Top Gear changed. The Jeremy I knew would have smashed through that fence.

  • @Paldasan
    @Paldasan 4 роки тому +4366

    They have now taken away any off road benefits and called them SUVs.

    • @jamesbisset9891
      @jamesbisset9891 4 роки тому +169

      That started happening in the 90s it’s not new

    • @matthewarnold4557
      @matthewarnold4557 4 роки тому +44

      They are call cuv actually

    • @adrianwelgemoed9562
      @adrianwelgemoed9562 4 роки тому +198

      @@matthewarnold4557 yes but companies call them SUVs because *Sport*

    • @armchairgeneralissimo
      @armchairgeneralissimo 3 роки тому +361

      @@adrianwelgemoed9562 Someone should tell Nissan there's nothing sporty about a 1.5 litre engine with a CVT transmission.....

    • @adrianwelgemoed9562
      @adrianwelgemoed9562 3 роки тому +135

      @@armchairgeneralissimo my fucking 90s suzuki samurai is sportier than that

  • @lyricghee
    @lyricghee 5 років тому +2636

    Dad: This is the fast way to school
    Me: I don't want to go to school faster

    • @ghost-jesus
      @ghost-jesus 5 років тому +34

      Here in america we have lots of roads like that, we call them avenues and state highways.

    • @kaartikshukla2765
      @kaartikshukla2765 4 роки тому +1

      I want to go to school fast

    • @hojane5704
      @hojane5704 4 роки тому

      Mike Oxmaul Nick Gurr power!!!speeeeeeeeeeeed!!!!

    • @MetalVII
      @MetalVII 4 роки тому +6

      Dad: You’re adopted.

    • @986C
      @986C 4 роки тому +1

      Gay porn comment

  • @mdukasa
    @mdukasa 4 роки тому +1494

    2:18 Drivetribe just interviewed Clarkson's daughter now. Time really flies.

    • @zaydgani
      @zaydgani 4 роки тому +74

      I thought those were his grand kids in the car lol

    • @mdukasa
      @mdukasa 4 роки тому +81

      @@zaydgani Clarkson's feeling old now

    • @lakeriarianx5226
      @lakeriarianx5226 4 роки тому +22

      He's daughter will crash easy because she's a britsh female lmao 😅

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 3 роки тому +35

      Lakeria Rian x why did you decide to type

    • @icytreats5813
      @icytreats5813 3 роки тому +12

      Booley is a cunt

  • @soberhippie
    @soberhippie 3 роки тому +5449

    Rare footage: Jeremy Clarkson talks some sense.

    • @IgnoredAdviceProductions
      @IgnoredAdviceProductions 3 роки тому +16

      Clorox Bleach no u

    • @jakobzonta
      @jakobzonta 3 роки тому +159

      he is a god and he always talks sense

    • @cagasbura420
      @cagasbura420 3 роки тому +126

      @@jakobzonta nope, he is fun and all but he is kind of a jerk

    • @cagasbura420
      @cagasbura420 3 роки тому +90

      @Sean Rommel nah broh i'm european, and it doesn't even take an 11 years old to realize that someone who gets fired for punching a coworker is an idiot to some degree. As i stated before i enjoy the show and he is certainly a good entertainer but he clearly has some big flaws.

    • @skamanization
      @skamanization 3 роки тому +5

      And opening a gate, rather than driving through it!

  • @ViperStudiosAndy
    @ViperStudiosAndy 5 років тому +769

    0:28 ahhh the times when the litres went up faster than the cost

    • @cooolsimon282
      @cooolsimon282 3 роки тому +18

      Nuts isn't it

    • @joshbacon8241
      @joshbacon8241 3 роки тому +13

      Nowadays, it’s the other way round - the cost goes up faster than the litres.

    • @northkoreabestkoreao9690
      @northkoreabestkoreao9690 3 роки тому +57

      @@joshbacon8241 yeah that’s the whole point of the comment

    • @Deleralia
      @Deleralia 3 роки тому +8

      @@joshbacon8241 no shit

    • @sebastianochs7714
      @sebastianochs7714 3 роки тому

      @@northkoreabestkoreao9690 😂👌🏻

  • @johnnyboy3949
    @johnnyboy3949 6 років тому +2723

    This couldn't get more late 1990s even if it tried.

    • @jakedeane5304
      @jakedeane5304 5 років тому +35

      Burns Night this isn’t late 90s...

    • @chrisfi3d
      @chrisfi3d 5 років тому +90

      Not technically as it IS (apparently) 2000, the word is, practically. Don’t be late for class tomorrow!

    • @hdmat101
      @hdmat101 4 роки тому +38

      This was made in 2002

    • @apexbuilder0171
      @apexbuilder0171 4 роки тому +13

      @HerrNilssonTheMonkey 2000 is the start of the 21st century, start of the 2000s not the end of the 90s

    • @Vigiloaudite
      @Vigiloaudite 4 роки тому +13

      @@apexbuilder0171 2001 was the start of the 21st century.

  • @quillmaurer6563
    @quillmaurer6563 4 роки тому +773

    His daughter is now 25 ... feel old yet? She also just said in an interview that she tended to get carsick, so this adventure was probably not fun for her. But it wouldn't be Top Gear if the passengers were happy!

  • @cqb1494
    @cqb1494 3 роки тому +464

    I drove my Dad’s massive Land Cruiser Paradowhen I was learning to drive. So I bought an Impreza, now I drive like a maniac with how nimble it is.

    • @alexjurackovich2057
      @alexjurackovich2057 3 роки тому +11

      Haha we had a green one it was like driving a tank but now iv got an old Rav4 that i thrash on the beach

    • @soapflakes
      @soapflakes 2 роки тому +4

      Binned it yet?

    • @briandstephmoore4910
      @briandstephmoore4910 Рік тому +11

      You know he has lol it's a Subaru

    • @grahamjordan1040
      @grahamjordan1040 Рік тому

      Hope you don’t hurt anyone for your sake

    • @elijahbutterfield4869
      @elijahbutterfield4869 10 місяців тому

      Would you recommend a Toyota land cruiser over a 4runner?
      There's not a whole lot of land cruisers around here, but if i found one, would it be more worth it than it's little brother?

  • @user-zg4gx9zq9b
    @user-zg4gx9zq9b 9 років тому +4604

    Anybody else think the woman at 4:00 was James May?

  • @mattbartholomew5707
    @mattbartholomew5707 10 років тому +2903

    holy crap 76.9p a litre we must create a time machine!!

    • @homeofthemad3044
      @homeofthemad3044 6 років тому +83

      Matt Bartholomew come to the states it's around $2.50 a gallon, however our gallons are slightly smaller than yours

    • @everestmaher1092
      @everestmaher1092 6 років тому +61

      $1.85/gallon here in Texas

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 6 років тому +64

      Everest Maher
      Well for shit gas (87ron) - they use better gas in Europe than we do. If you own even a medium performance engine you need to be using better gas than that. Most of your ancient technology 2 valve style engines that are still found in American V8s are fine with 87. My 4 valve V8 Lexus hates the shit tho.

    • @homeofthemad3044
      @homeofthemad3044 6 років тому +10

      Neg Ative
      I am pretty sure the gas is the same.

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial 6 років тому +20

      Home of the Mad
      You’d be wrong. You don’t get the same formula from oil company to oil company or from season to season. Furthermore, BP is an oil company with filling stations in both NA and Europe- you don’t get the same formula from BP if you cross the ocean.

  • @Lappmogel
    @Lappmogel 3 роки тому +365

    "its safer" ok then, why stop at a truck? For the same price you can get a used BTR-60, 8 wheels and armor that can shrug of a small arms fire.

    • @Issenthevampire
      @Issenthevampire 2 роки тому +19

      This is perfect

    • @hatman4818
      @hatman4818 2 роки тому +6

      He's not wrong, I've seen deuce and a halfs go up for a couple grand.

    • @krebgurfson5732
      @krebgurfson5732 2 роки тому +9

      ok then if small cars are safer why stop at small? You can get motorcycles for cheap, and they're fuel efficient.... They're SUPER safe. half the time a motorcycle crashes it's the only car on the road, they just go into the ditch and injure themselves.

    • @Jeyeyeyey
      @Jeyeyeyey 2 роки тому +27

      @@krebgurfson5732 what did you smoke?

    • @nicopavvi8494
      @nicopavvi8494 2 роки тому

      That's useful for going work with that colleague you can't stand

  • @papapetad
    @papapetad 3 роки тому +184

    At least when Clarkson buys a 4wd, it is not a pos tarmac cruiser suv. It is a proper, solid, reliable and absolutely capable off-roader. Arguably the best 4wd ever built.

    • @allenwatkins4972
      @allenwatkins4972 2 роки тому +7

      "Arguably" is the key word.

    • @papapetad
      @papapetad 2 роки тому +3

      @@allenwatkins4972 There's always room for discussion :)

    • @willmcc05
      @willmcc05 2 роки тому +14

      @@allenwatkins4972 the 80 series is the best landcruiser chassis made with very close to the best engine they made (1hd ft) so yeah it's pretty good

    • @adzcop8461
      @adzcop8461 2 роки тому +2

      @@willmcc05 yeah & the GU patrol TD42T is also very reliable I would put it up their with the same reliability as the cruiser .

    • @willmcc05
      @willmcc05 2 роки тому +1

      cops people hype up the td42 but imo the tb48 is the pick of the Nissan engines, I'd have an fte or 1hz anyday from my experience they are just far more reliable

  • @Vanessinha91Pucca
    @Vanessinha91Pucca 5 років тому +271

    How things change.. now days SUVs (the "off road cars") usually aren't even good off road.. yet still is a gas hog, heavy with very high gravity point.

    • @sGeeMoney
      @sGeeMoney 5 років тому +9

      Vanessa Pucca big for nothing

    • @666kingdrummer
      @666kingdrummer 3 роки тому +20

      They've become the new age Mini-Vans.

    • @Raven-cf5qd
      @Raven-cf5qd 2 роки тому +12

      That is just not true 😂 in Australia we use landcruisers like this and we beef them up with lift kits, diff lockers and huge mud tyres they are actually very tough cars can take a lot of abuse

    • @Muhluri
      @Muhluri Рік тому +1

      @@Raven-cf5qd yeah, but those are land cruisers. Of course they’re gonna be good

    • @theothertonydutch
      @theothertonydutch Рік тому +6

      @@Raven-cf5qd Yeah, after putting on lift kits, diff lockers and huge mud tires.

  • @sajidhasanzada6928
    @sajidhasanzada6928 5 років тому +2949

    “Europe babble into British”...
    Converts litres into gallons....

    • @dashtesla
      @dashtesla 5 років тому +304

      Also he converted to imperial gallons not us gallons just to make it a little extra confusing :D

    • @ec1888cfc
      @ec1888cfc 5 років тому +205

      Imperial is british

    • @sajidhasanzada6928
      @sajidhasanzada6928 5 років тому +11

      ec1888cfc
      No it’s mot

    • @jamesengland7461
      @jamesengland7461 5 років тому +97

      Even worse, in American gallons, it's 7.2 mpg!

    • @ec1888cfc
      @ec1888cfc 5 років тому +157

      @@sajidhasanzada6928 yes it is. America uses a different system called US customary units. Imperial was created as a British standard.

  • @nehalsanjay6011
    @nehalsanjay6011 4 роки тому +152

    4:12 my ex girlfriend talking about me.

    • @z-trip5457
      @z-trip5457 3 роки тому +9

      Underrated comment

    • @KarlPilkington89
      @KarlPilkington89 3 роки тому +1

      You get pegged by your missus?

    • @specialopsdave
      @specialopsdave 3 роки тому +3

      @@KarlPilkington89 Where did you get that from?

    • @themk4982
      @themk4982 3 роки тому

      Hahahaha, well done

    • @lgskeete
      @lgskeete 3 роки тому +1

      Where is you 1k likes sir seems someone has robbed you 🧐

  • @LM-oh3vw
    @LM-oh3vw 2 роки тому +34

    Any normal car: "I'm going to avoid accidents!"
    Off-road car: "I can't avoid them, i DEAL WITH IT!"

  • @EpicFishFingers
    @EpicFishFingers 4 роки тому +696

    4:00 onwards is exactly why we've got pointless "crossovers" now, which can't go off-road and are only now getting decent fuel mileage: "I want to be up high and look down on everyone else"
    We have this attitude to thank for heavier cars, more CO2 into the atmosphere, and the death of affordable sports cars.

    • @LiftFan
      @LiftFan 3 роки тому +82

      Crossovers which are driven by incompetent knobs who drive 15 below the limit and bash your car with their doors in a car park. The best way around this is buying a transit, sit even higher and you are able to tailgate anybody you want because you're in a van!

    • @jamespfitz
      @jamespfitz 2 роки тому +10

      To which I say: who cares? Who cares? And opposed to still-affordable...what?

    • @jerro1446
      @jerro1446 2 роки тому +49

      For real. A friend of mine once drove his parents SUV on a dirt road and got a flat because it had low profile tires. Completely pointless. My Corolla can go down the same road without any issues.

    • @Kacpa2
      @Kacpa2 2 роки тому +34

      Sadly, they stumbled across real "woman's car" after trying with A-class or other previous attmepts at cars for women... solution is crossover/SUV hellscape we now find ourselves in....incredibly bad visibility as everyone covers everybodys sightlines in their cramped stretvhed up hatchbacks on stilts thay foen even have good clearence 90% of the time. Imagine if we instead got truly refined 90s designs of Honda Civic that kept being lightweight and slick with the developments in engine design... Only comparable things are incredibly small city cars like Yaris or Micra or even smaller Aygo. We could've had same economy and more performance in a bigger package but no...

    • @Kacpa2
      @Kacpa2 2 роки тому +10

      It's the reason why i have to look for a nice car in early-mid 2000s because everything after 2010 got so darn heavy save few examples from very early 2010s

  • @jonnyclipper5798
    @jonnyclipper5798 10 років тому +2884

    Ha, large car. In america those would be medium sized vehicles.

    • @stevedbutler1990
      @stevedbutler1990 9 років тому +280

      jonny clipper Large 'CAR'. It's actually funny how loose the term 'truck' is in America. If it's bigger than a standard sedan it's basically a truck.

    • @jonnyclipper5798
      @jonnyclipper5798 9 років тому +229

      +Stephen Butler No, a truck specifically has a storage bed.

    • @hanif12able
      @hanif12able 9 років тому +147

      jonny clipper I believe thats because most american are more anti-social than ever

    • @coltonnemechek7838
      @coltonnemechek7838 9 років тому +93

      Hanif Purbaya trucks have four doors and arent "antisocial". Pull your head out of your ass please.

    • @stevedbutler1990
      @stevedbutler1990 9 років тому +39

      Trucks have a minimum load limit of about 4tons. Under that on not a truck. Just a Ute.

  • @jimtaylor294
    @jimtaylor294 4 роки тому +145

    Ironically though the closing statement about being safer in a crash in a 4x4 or SUV was partially disproven thereafter (partially by TopGear), with vehicles like the Land Rover Freelander and Hummer H2 performing appallingly. The poor center of gravity also made rollover more likely, and worse.
    If one truly wanted crash safety in this era, and knew what they were talking about... they bought a Volvo.

    • @TheTomco11
      @TheTomco11 2 роки тому +4

      And 5th gear, they crashed a discovery into a Renault espace and guess which occupants faired best

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 2 роки тому +3

      Not familiar with that one, as I gave up on 5th Gear years before even Top Gear committed ratings suicide in the 2010's.
      (the newer presenters got more and more nausiating)
      I do recall 5th Gear rolling a classic Range Rover to show the need for a roll cage, but the example given was extremely unlikely in a typical UK road situation.
      (they had to do a very hard lock to lock steering change at speed to get the RR to flip; suggesting she was comparatively stable for a 4x4)
      Top Gear crashed a Locomotive into a Renault Espace once though (the car imploded like wet bogroll), to show how dangerous level crossings are; so I shudder to think of how a car that lost to an Espace on crash safety would fare.

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 7 місяців тому

      ^ Never heard of that car, nor particularly wish too as it has a really lame sounding model name 😆 .
      I would add though that I don't count Volvo after a certain point, as they lost their way around the end of the '90's, and now exclusively make overpriced garbage, miles apart from the well thought out apocalypse surrviving Tanks they used to produce

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 7 місяців тому

      @@Think_Up I think we're confusing vehicle types. 4x4 doesn't inherently = "SUV" (Suburban Utility Vehicle).
      4x4's like the Range Rover, Land Rover Defender, Toyota Land Cruiser, Jeep Wrangler or Mitsubishi Shogan were/are indeed indispensable out in the countryside and wilderness... while an "SUV" like the Land Rover Freelander or Nissan Juke... is just poorly proportioned garbage made to get around the US's CAFE standards 😒

    • @jimtaylor294
      @jimtaylor294 7 місяців тому +1

      Personally I prefer Saloons and Estates that have all wheel drive; best form factor with most of the utility that all wheel drive provides when the weather is bad and/or the terrain is too much for a conventional RWD vehicle.

  • @optimusprime1598
    @optimusprime1598 3 роки тому +38

    4:00 when someone hit u, u will be safe...
    What she actually ment is... If she hit something she would be safe...

    • @spencer4679
      @spencer4679 3 роки тому +1

      Yes that is what that means, what about it, it still good to be safer if even just for yourself

    • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
      @summushieremiasclarkson4700 Рік тому +1

      @@spencer4679 Basically, she should have her licence taken away. That way, we can get rid of the SUVs, and everyone will be safer on the roads.

  • @willammillar8510
    @willammillar8510 4 роки тому +58

    4:00 oh my god its james may

    • @lgskeete
      @lgskeete 3 роки тому

      Say sike right now 😂

    • @aizyamran
      @aizyamran 2 роки тому

      Sike that's wrong number

  • @Terminxman
    @Terminxman 7 років тому +871

    Well at least with that land cruiser (NOT a land rover though) he probably saved money on maintenance enough to offset the fuel cost.

    • @LilleyAdam
      @LilleyAdam 4 роки тому +55

      @@phinhd5998 top comeback, only 2 years late. Everyone knows how terrible British reliability is.

    • @phinhd5998
      @phinhd5998 4 роки тому +3

      @@LilleyAdam no every British car manufacturer is unreliable you dumb fuck

    • @MD-uu5nt
      @MD-uu5nt 4 роки тому +15

      @@phinhd5998 what British car manufacturers still exist? Morgan?

    • @grz2g1
      @grz2g1 4 роки тому +25

      @@phinhd5998 Brits and Germans lost it long back mate. They are no longer engineering marvels. Instead they are just novelty items.

    • @jimmy1395
      @jimmy1395 4 роки тому +39

      The Land Cruiser which Jeremy drove is still on the road today.

  • @kevinsong712
    @kevinsong712 4 роки тому +80

    1:33 I swear he could be german

  • @typhoon-7
    @typhoon-7 2 роки тому +4

    Can we just for a moment pause and remember what great 4x4s we had available in those days. When they weren't lifestyle crossovers or some shit.
    They didn't come with 22" alloys and sporty tyres. They had 16" wheels (often steel) with 75 ratio sidewalls. Live axles and diff locks.
    The fuel efficiency was poor but at least you had a vehicle that did what it said on the tin.

  • @qwertiee
    @qwertiee 5 років тому +869

    Nobody:
    UA-cam: after 10 years let's put this in their recommended

    • @bukanmatin5973
      @bukanmatin5973 5 років тому

      Haha

    • @rm21_p17
      @rm21_p17 5 років тому +1

      Same xD

    • @nordpaul2905
      @nordpaul2905 5 років тому

      Same now

    • @strangerui4009
      @strangerui4009 5 років тому

      Yep they are really cool videos 🤣😂

    • @qwertiee
      @qwertiee 5 років тому +2

      @@strangerui4009 Lol top gear was amazing. Sad that their best people had to leave

  • @SOADslipsURknot
    @SOADslipsURknot 7 років тому +1289

    Women love SUV's because they FEEL safe, but in reality, most sedans are rated safer unless you're spending a lot more money on your SUV.

    • @inspectorchicken
      @inspectorchicken 6 років тому +305

      they may feel safe but are a threat to others in their beefy tanks.

    • @pelvis_assley
      @pelvis_assley 6 років тому +121

      Exactly that's bullshit about suv being safer, just check IIHS small overlap crash test

    • @EarlFaulk
      @EarlFaulk 6 років тому +137

      Yeah people are dumb like that. Unless youre sitting in an armoured car or tank you arent any safer. The feeling of security is all that matters....maybe thats why we have a creeping police state these days

    • @karlosbricks2413
      @karlosbricks2413 6 років тому +69

      My biggest gripe with actually purchasing an SUV is the ridiculous profit margins car makers make on them, most are based on a car frame, but by adding 10 cm of height to it, they can add around 25% sale price. since most people here seem to be from the US of A, compare the equipment levels of a ''minivan'' (Honda Odyssey for example) which tops out at just under $50K, then see how much it costs to get the same stuff in an SUV, its madness this, near where I live, there is a section of two lane road, but because there are parked cars on one side taking up around 30% of the road width, its always very close, and I've had 3 mirrors knocked off my car in the 2 years I've lived here all by maniacs in giant SUVs and Pickups( Ford Ranger, Land Rover discovery etc) and each time I was stationary to let them pass.

    • @turbodistortionirmc
      @turbodistortionirmc 6 років тому +5

      You're right, it's utter bollocks ua-cam.com/video/mLLanPwRgio/v-deo.html

  • @stonecoldreznov2780
    @stonecoldreznov2780 2 роки тому +2

    2:54 how my parents described getting to school when they were my age

  • @EpicAwesomesauce
    @EpicAwesomesauce 4 роки тому +124

    Anyone here after watching the interview with his daughter, Emily? She looked so cute when she was younger hahaha

  • @evani4067
    @evani4067 4 роки тому +84

    0:46 back when 20 liters cost 16 pounds lol i miss those days

    • @jamesbisset9891
      @jamesbisset9891 4 роки тому +6

      All of the difference is because of inflation, 79p in today’s money is £1.39.

  • @handsoffmycactus2958
    @handsoffmycactus2958 6 років тому +343

    It's funny how they were so dirty looking. Now Range Rovers and BMW and Audi, Mercedes etc are all pristine, all about showing off and being sexy than being "off road"

    • @handsoffmycactus2958
      @handsoffmycactus2958 5 років тому +11

      Evi1M4chine disagree. They are perfect for off roading. What is off roading? The average person just needs it to be good on ice and snow, good on grass and mud and sand. That's it. They are just fancy cars, with the advantages of being luxurious and a status symbol

    • @WTRGK
      @WTRGK 5 років тому +47

      @@handsoffmycactus2958 They're awd not 4x4 tho

    • @matthewb7049
      @matthewb7049 4 роки тому +10

      @@WTRGK BINGO! Idk about you but id rather have 4×4 than AWD.

    • @vadym8713
      @vadym8713 4 роки тому +13

      Out of those you've mentioned only Range Rover could go offroad. But who will be offroading in Range Rover?

    • @mustafakocaman4353
      @mustafakocaman4353 4 роки тому +3

      @@vadym8713 hey hey hey,gle and gls can also do offroading,don't forget g wagen too

  • @heyaliraza
    @heyaliraza Рік тому +17

    For a person like me (with wife and 2 kids), a compact sedan is the best choice. Decent fuel consumption, better handling, good enough room and boot space for long trips.

  • @GruntyGame
    @GruntyGame 2 роки тому +24

    2:08 "Toyota also extensively tests the Land Cruiser in the Australian outback - considered to be one of the toughest operating environments in both temperature and terrain." -Wikipedia

    • @willmcc05
      @willmcc05 2 роки тому +3

      This particular landcruiser in the turbo diesel 4.2
      1hd t or 1hd ft engine is still used offroad now in Australia because the chassis is so strong

  • @NickkAtNyte
    @NickkAtNyte 8 років тому +2076

    Yet he drives a massive Range Rover nowadays. lol

    • @spacegarnaal
      @spacegarnaal 8 років тому +410

      +CRAWFORDx96 Did you even watch the video? he in this video shows that he atually has got one.... he even drives it

    • @MatrixDiscovery
      @MatrixDiscovery 6 років тому +69

      The irony is that your more prone to accidents in a heavy
      SUV rather than a car.

    • @elgeorge437
      @elgeorge437 6 років тому +1

      CRAWFORDx96 ikr

    • @Vikturus22
      @Vikturus22 6 років тому +33

      He drives the range rover for a joke. Its a diesel and he drives a range rover for the “environment” v8 turbo diesel lol

    • @ratiodealer
      @ratiodealer 6 років тому +1

      Hes a media bum

  • @sgtxdubst3p
    @sgtxdubst3p 8 років тому +591

    Look how cheap the petrol is back then :D

    • @wwethemes2341
      @wwethemes2341 5 років тому +2

      @izsák 0.79p per litre

    • @schliatzke6712
      @schliatzke6712 4 роки тому +1

      I think the Pound just plummeted since then

    • @murphym3755
      @murphym3755 4 роки тому

      Callum O'Leary You mean gas lol?

    • @01Jelen10
      @01Jelen10 4 роки тому +1

      Cheap? I would say average person in UK makes money quicker to fill their tank now in 2019 or in 2016 when you wrote that. People see prices but they forgot they were not earning the money they earning today.

    • @vasme973
      @vasme973 4 роки тому +3

      @@01Jelen10 really? Seems u have not much brains.few years ago u waa geting same money and all was cheeper

  • @docternoblex
    @docternoblex Рік тому +9

    4:11 considering the onset of crossover SUVs, this has certainly aged well

    • @herrowitsmeme6623
      @herrowitsmeme6623 11 місяців тому

      America aside, this is also sadly a bit because of electric driving. SUVs have more room for batteries, since they can give up some of their height for the floor to packed full of them.

  • @thehammurabichode7994
    @thehammurabichode7994 3 роки тому +29

    "Off-road cars are Daft antisocial and idiotic, and the people that drive them are fools."
    (Footage of interviews with Off-road-er owners)

  • @jcmartinez7527
    @jcmartinez7527 6 років тому +648

    I would much rather be able to _avoid_ the accident, than feel safe in the event of an accident

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin 6 років тому +22

      JC Martinez drunk drivers bashing into yoj m8

    • @OnionChoppingNinja
      @OnionChoppingNinja 6 років тому +80

      Is it to much to ask for both? That's how Volvo thinks.

    • @weirdnout
      @weirdnout 6 років тому +1

      And then what

    • @R3tr0v1ru5
      @R3tr0v1ru5 5 років тому +29

      You can't avoid all potential accidents lol, if you think like that then don't drive at all.

    • @franzchong5889
      @franzchong5889 5 років тому

      true.i had an audi run up the back of my little car not long after i bought the thing damage to both was minimal.opel who are the german division of holden who make my car at gm korea have plenty to do with the safety aspects.if i had been driving a toyota or a mazda i would have been rushed to hospital by ambulance.

  • @dirtysanchez9123
    @dirtysanchez9123 9 років тому +535

    prefer being in something beefy lololololololololol

    • @raghavmaini5307
      @raghavmaini5307 9 років тому +79

      Or something beefy in her?

    • @tonyferber3252
      @tonyferber3252 6 років тому +6

      4:11 Pam Doove

    • @elgeorge437
      @elgeorge437 6 років тому

      DIRTY SANCHEZ ikr!

    • @elgeorge437
      @elgeorge437 6 років тому

      DIRTY SANCHEZ lol

    • @holokyttaja5476
      @holokyttaja5476 5 років тому +1

      I'd like to say that then you should just ride me but that would get me in trouble.

  • @SvendleBerries
    @SvendleBerries 4 роки тому +236

    "Nine miles to the gallon!? Thats obscene! People who drive these are fools!"
    (later on happily buys a Ford GT that, with how Jeremy drives, gets four miles to the gallon)

    • @seven9766
      @seven9766 3 роки тому +18

      All depends on the use case. Track car don't mind high fuel consumption, bet you don't drive that to work tho.

    • @jamespfitz
      @jamespfitz 2 роки тому +10

      @@username8644 13, 15 easily!

    • @Ivannbeats
      @Ivannbeats 2 роки тому +11

      but it is also a fucking supercar

    • @qasimmir7117
      @qasimmir7117 Рік тому +3

      You can’t get 4mpg in a Ford GT unless you drive it hard on a track. Not possible in the real world. You can get pretty close though.😟

  • @galaxybraincrypto5973
    @galaxybraincrypto5973 3 роки тому +12

    0:59
    Teacher: "You won't always have a calculator in your pocket!"
    Jezza: "Watch thiiiis."

    • @JumpingTuna
      @JumpingTuna 3 роки тому

      When he was in school a calculator was extremely expensive.

  • @rileysmith9843
    @rileysmith9843 5 років тому +26

    Here in Australia we use off-road vehicles for their intended purpose: off roading. We throw things on them, add another spare wheel, and go into the Outback with them.

    • @probablycause
      @probablycause 10 місяців тому +7

      The Steakhouse?

    • @phatsnag
      @phatsnag 10 місяців тому

      @@probablycause fuck up

    • @V8AmericanMuscleCar
      @V8AmericanMuscleCar 9 місяців тому

      ​@probablycause You should check out the Australian off road scene, maybe number 1 in the world.

    • @rikwilliams388
      @rikwilliams388 9 місяців тому

      @probablycause
      No, your Mom's house.

  • @seebies
    @seebies 14 років тому +26

    Jeremy is so freaking funny. He always makes his point with a metaphorical punch in the face!!!

    • @codrinmicusan446
      @codrinmicusan446 10 місяців тому +3

      Well this aged like artisanal hand crafted wine

  • @leonardomendieta8160
    @leonardomendieta8160 3 роки тому +4

    Old Top Gear music: Never disappoints.

  • @S500-
    @S500- Рік тому +2

    At 3:23 That Cows was Ancestors of Jeremy's Cows In Clarksons Farm 😄

  • @E34Benzin
    @E34Benzin 8 років тому +2251

    For normal and proper people: 9.09 MPG equals 25.88l/100km

    • @Sogard22
      @Sogard22 8 років тому +90

      you dolts can't use Kilometers per Liter? see how much more practical miles and gallons are for everyday use when you're not converting down to the nearest millimeter? PS Celsius is rubbish as well (for weather)

    • @RobertdMacGregor
      @RobertdMacGregor 7 років тому +214

      Why have you converted it to gibberish?

    • @Deevo037
      @Deevo037 7 років тому +400

      Funny, my diesel Sorento SUV gets on average 8.0l/100km (we use real world measurements in Australia too) which translates to about 35mpg for the metrically challenged.

    • @mattis537
      @mattis537 7 років тому +15

      +Deevo037 my volvo xc90 gets 9.4/100km

    • @Avenger460
      @Avenger460 7 років тому +84

      in my country if a car has to use more than 8L/100km its considered as an oil hungry car and everyone avoid it

  • @David-ud9ju
    @David-ud9ju 6 років тому +308

    The people driving 4x4s on the road are basically all house wives doing the school run that can't drive and "feel more secure" in a big car, but are then an even bigger threat to the person they eventually run into.

    • @nedinnis6752
      @nedinnis6752 5 років тому +37

      @Horizon585 Because men totally don't do it too /s. You should come to America and see the sheer amount of brodozers, women aren't alone in this flawed thinking.

    • @onii-chandaisuki5710
      @onii-chandaisuki5710 4 роки тому +18

      @@nedinnis6752 lol, Americans are their own species. Apples and oranges.

    • @nedinnis6752
      @nedinnis6752 4 роки тому +1

      @@onii-chandaisuki5710 Highly doubt that.

    • @josephj6521
      @josephj6521 4 роки тому +8

      David agree. They’re arrogant too. I was strapping my children in the car and as you do, you have the door open enough to be able to strap them in as you stand outside. One woman was honking and hurling abuse as she couldn’t drive past me in her huge Lexus 4WD. 😳

    • @spicysnowman8886
      @spicysnowman8886 4 роки тому +2

      SUVs and trucks often out number small cars in america

  • @timm6112
    @timm6112 3 роки тому +3

    Yeah but if you live in the US southwest/mountain states, you often need one. I love this show.

  • @CommunismNeverWorked
    @CommunismNeverWorked 4 роки тому +320

    Ah yes, the old "SUV is safer" nonsense. It is almost like saying that a quad is safer than a motorcycle

    • @luchadorito
      @luchadorito 3 роки тому +35

      Arent quads safer than motorcycles? Genuinely asking, I dont know which one is safer

    • @LucasFernandez-fk8se
      @LucasFernandez-fk8se 3 роки тому +22

      @@luchadorito they are, they have 4 wheels

    • @luchadorito
      @luchadorito 3 роки тому +33

      @@LucasFernandez-fk8se they still tip over easily tho. I have heard a ton of different things. Some ppl say the four wheels give you too much confidence. It also should be considered about this that while more people use motorcycles so there are obviously more motorcycle accidents, they use motorcycles for all kinds of purposes including regular commuting while quads are basically recreational use only. I dont know enough about statistical analysis to be able to tell which one is actually more dangerous but id love to find out

    • @asharak84
      @asharak84 3 роки тому +30

      @@LucasFernandez-fk8se They're massively less safe, which is why they are banned in many places. Similar safety to trikes - slightly better downhill but generally a terrible proposition.

    • @asharak84
      @asharak84 3 роки тому +10

      @@luchadorito I'd suggest Fortnine's video The Killer Tricycle Banned by the US Government - ua-cam.com/video/a_C8z0rFnjk/v-deo.html it talks about quads a wee bit too but the stats are not good for either!

  • @bradcarroll3719
    @bradcarroll3719 4 роки тому +10

    The model of Land Cruiser Clarkson was in are EXTREMELY capable off roaders. I had a ‘93 and with the largest set of BF Goodrich Mud Terrain Tores that would fit without modifications, I pulled countless super lifted trucks out of tough spots, and then drove right on through the spot. I did wish it wasn’t All Time 4 WD, for a tad more efficiency and less wear on front drivetrain. How I wish I hadn’t gotten rid of that gem.

  • @SPBaviation
    @SPBaviation 5 років тому +21

    4:56 the camera looks like a Doug Dumero video

  • @vipvopvoy2350
    @vipvopvoy2350 3 роки тому +3

    “......NINE!!!!!” 😂😂😂

  • @YS3Caero
    @YS3Caero 4 роки тому +4

    I came here after watching drive tribe Emmy´s interview. God, time has passed!

  • @philb8183
    @philb8183 4 роки тому +21

    ‘Someone went into the side of me and I hardly noticed’ is she for real 😂

    • @baalqefel1570
      @baalqefel1570 3 роки тому +3

      It was only a child riding a bicycle
      She only noticed it when she got home and wondered why a bike was crammed in the wheel arch and blood and hair all over the door 😂

  • @Zeyr01
    @Zeyr01 4 роки тому +175

    04:12 - Zero observational skills and possibly deaf.

  • @straightbusta2609
    @straightbusta2609 3 роки тому +2

    2:28 wow that's Richard Hammond

  • @wesleynyangoto7132
    @wesleynyangoto7132 3 роки тому +1

    1:48 He's actually teasing my dad😩😂

  • @MajorLeagueBassboost
    @MajorLeagueBassboost 4 роки тому +96

    It's safe until everyone inevitably drives one of these and then the cycle will continue with even bigger cars

    • @Kacpa2
      @Kacpa2 2 роки тому +8

      Its already happening i can see shit over them from my car in the parking lot....its ridiculous... same in the city "bumper to bumper" traffic

    • @fubar12345
      @fubar12345 10 місяців тому

      Massive pickup trucks gradually permeating the UK now

  • @winkerdude
    @winkerdude 8 років тому +650

    I have a huge Ford F-250 three quarter ton four wheel drive long bed truck with a pop-up camper. Handling is terrifying. Braking is non existent. But I pity the fool that runs into me.

  • @KieranDuncan
    @KieranDuncan 3 роки тому

    Brother my commute to uni and home everyday is nearly 50 miles. But it’s hella snowy in the winter so I need an off-road capable vehicle. It truly is a way of life

  • @bh7940
    @bh7940 4 роки тому

    I just watched you're daughters video. She is now 24 or 25. How funny. You sir are a legend.

  • @TheFreakonhell
    @TheFreakonhell 4 роки тому +53

    The old ones weren't even safer 😂
    They should've just bought themselves a Volvo 🤦🏻‍♂️😅

  • @padgecrack4018
    @padgecrack4018 4 роки тому +13

    4:15 What when you pulled out of a junction and didn't look to see if anything was coming!

  • @jadesmith6823
    @jadesmith6823 2 роки тому

    Those children would absolutely love this ❤️🙏

  • @saadqureshi6265
    @saadqureshi6265 4 роки тому +2

    The legendary 80 series❤

  • @TheTenderhooligan
    @TheTenderhooligan 10 років тому +37

    0:30 76.9p/litre! I think that must be the first time I've ever seen the 'litres' count higher than the 'this sale'!

  • @soccermomd00d
    @soccermomd00d 11 років тому +35

    I have a vehicle that has a 6 cylinder engine, 24 valve engine with only a slightly smaller displacement than Jeremy's, yet gets nearly the same mileage to the gallon as a 1990s- early millennial compact. It has more room inside than Jeremy's car, is easy to park, big enough to feel safe in, has a much lower c of g and has terrific braking power. It lacks 4X4, but because I hit gravel all of 3 times a year, I don't need it, as most people don't.
    Honda Odyssey. Buy one, bitches.

    • @chris425amp7
      @chris425amp7 5 років тому +2

      soccermomd00d Never beat a Land cruiser

    • @willmcc05
      @willmcc05 2 роки тому +1

      80 series landcruiser is a God tier vehicle in Australia

    • @lazzie7495
      @lazzie7495 Рік тому

      @@chris425amp7 where does a land cruiser beat a minivan outside of off-road and reliability?

  • @maxasaurus3008
    @maxasaurus3008 Рік тому

    Best line of the whole video is the kiddos’ ❤

  • @DrCharlesMontague
    @DrCharlesMontague 2 роки тому +10

    For a brief period I was afflicted with two Land Rovers. At first I really liked them, but then one day I became weary of the inefficiencies and lack of driving dynamics (although Land Rovers are better at this than most SUVs), and I traded the newer LR in for a VW Passat and sold the older LR. I am so much happier having a large comfortable car again, and it gets over twice the mpg’s while being faster, quieter, and better-handling.

    • @MrMats0n
      @MrMats0n Рік тому +1

      I sort of accidentally went the other way, moving away from my sporty hatch Seat Leon Cupra to a BMW 3 series wagon and now an X5. I was surprised by how sporty a car like the X5 can be. It is noticeably heavier but the suspension is rather well in tune and it can take turns surprisingly quickly. I will be going back to a normal car for the fuel (and tire) economy, but I've been enjoying the ground clearance and awd in the finnish winter. That's about the only thing that makes this car "off-road worthy" but thats also the only thing I'd use an off-road car for. Deep snow and very bumpy roads, I don't have to worry as much.

    • @moaningpheromones
      @moaningpheromones 2 місяці тому

      But what if you have to storm Africa?

  • @lungelongema8501
    @lungelongema8501 6 років тому +9

    “This is mine”🤣

  • @NitronicZombie
    @NitronicZombie 5 років тому +8

    "you can look down on lesser mortals" guy looking down at my Ford Explorer in his Ford Excursion :'(

  • @applejuice5272
    @applejuice5272 Рік тому

    4:19 Love her cable knit jumper though

  • @davidclarke6658
    @davidclarke6658 11 місяців тому +1

    I remember in my travels in the past coming across a few earlier model Hilux's sitting on their roof. But saying that, they had great ground clearence off road.

  • @dom2479
    @dom2479 4 роки тому +3

    We used to have a 2005 subaru outback.it was great, everything worked well

  • @jalexrosh
    @jalexrosh 14 років тому +4

    Jeremy's kids are lucky they have a dad like him. Everyday to school is an adventure.

  • @Gritt982
    @Gritt982 2 роки тому +2

    76.9 pence per litre, what a time to be alive!

  • @SouthPark12369
    @SouthPark12369 Рік тому +5

    The price of fuel now compared to this... Don't know whether to laugh or cry

    • @TRPGpilot
      @TRPGpilot Рік тому

      20.85 litres cost £16.04. (£0.77/litre) That same volume would cost £37.68 at the cheapest Costco fill-up today. (1.807/litre)

  • @rexy_1000
    @rexy_1000 4 роки тому +7

    2:00 - That was Jeremy's house. But in The Grand Tour. James and Richard blew it up. Search 'Jeremy's house grand tour on youtube to find the 1 minute something video. Trust me. It's good!!

  • @findkip
    @findkip 5 років тому +3

    I love that they use movie score music, ocean's 11 for this.

  • @Croatilillious
    @Croatilillious 2 роки тому +2

    1:58 What a lovely house. I sure hope nobody knocks it down.

  • @benwilliams41
    @benwilliams41 Рік тому

    I drove my mum’s discovery which isn’t as big as a land cruiser but going my relatively small car to that felt odd but yet relaxing after a while

  • @holland9851
    @holland9851 4 роки тому +13

    Jesus, its been 11 years.

  • @dendenthemenmen
    @dendenthemenmen 5 років тому +10

    Can I just say I loved the bit where he was arguing back to his own children about them banging their heads! What a great father!

  • @cisk5193
    @cisk5193 3 роки тому +1

    On the legendary clarksons car years

  • @MrSluby
    @MrSluby 3 роки тому +4

    Interesting to note this car was still on the road until march 2020 on 232k miles

  • @f15x28isback
    @f15x28isback 15 років тому +4

    Right on

  • @GamingAmbienceLive
    @GamingAmbienceLive 6 років тому +8

    *Jeremy Clarkson - instead of leaving your house on time, get an offroader and go as crow flies.*

  • @kw8757
    @kw8757 Рік тому +3

    Just googled the Reg plate and it seems this Toyota LC is still taxed till March next year, although the MOT seems to have lapsed.

  • @ciprianbenec4091
    @ciprianbenec4091 2 роки тому

    This reminded me of "Clockwise", the movie, with John Cleese. 🤣

  • @OverlandTT
    @OverlandTT 5 років тому +34

    He hated them so much he had a Toyota Land Cruiser (the really big one aka Amazon)

    • @armchairgeneralissimo
      @armchairgeneralissimo 3 роки тому +4

      I used to have an Amazon, I some how got it for £500 at auction granted it was falling apart but drove flawlessly. Oh and might I add it was the 4.7l V8 that had a few holes in the exhaust it sounded mental lol.

  • @Scouter98
    @Scouter98 8 років тому +26

    I have driven in the same conditions in a Mk3 golf and a VW T3. Didnt even get stuck in the big puddles. As long as there are some sort of tracks you dont need a SUV.

    • @Azurren
      @Azurren 8 років тому +4

      +Joe Barbaro Without high ground clearance you can often get stuck on the center "verge" (As tractors dig out large trenches either side leaving the center of the track extremely high)
      Ofc if you drive a ridiculously small city car and are stupid enough to take an off road short cut you can straggle one wheel on the central "verge" and one in the tyre track.. Not that I would know anything about that :3
      Even on better quality tracks all it would take is one slightly eroded road rock to rip off your oil pan / transmission in a low slung road car.

    • @Scouter98
      @Scouter98 8 років тому +3

      Azurren Well of course if you drive a car with ground clearance less than ~15cm you are going to get stuck and that was the case with my fathers A6(clearance is something like 11cm). Im not saying you can drive nice car offroad but come on it doesnt have to be a pickup or a SUV if a golf can do it.

    • @armymatt83
      @armymatt83 8 років тому

      +Joe Barbaro yeah but if you live out in the countryside like I do you can see up to a few feet of snow no regular car is getting through that.

    • @jamesbensch6
      @jamesbensch6 8 років тому

      lol I did it in a 2003 corolla

    • @moosemaimer
      @moosemaimer 8 років тому +3

      +Joe Barbaro I have a Corolla and have crawled down many a dirt trail in it, but you do it with your butt clenched like a vault door knowing how easily you could break something.

  • @Specz187
    @Specz187 3 роки тому +2

    Pretty accurate. Have had an 04 land rover discovery for 7 years the previous being a 97 disco. Worst tracked gas mileage was 8.7 mpg on the 04 in the winter. Also no stopping power stopping a 4.7 ton brick. But none of that matters when your land rover is constantly at the shop. You drive it less that way and spend less money on gas so those are back thoughts while you look down upon the peasants in sedans.

  • @mrjohnnyk
    @mrjohnnyk 3 роки тому

    Gotta love this classic Clarkson

  • @adamwaight145
    @adamwaight145 5 років тому +3

    Makes me miss my 80 series! :-(

  • @ryans59
    @ryans59 3 роки тому +16

    2:56 the person who blurred the license plate did a very good job.

    • @AshleyPomeroy
      @AshleyPomeroy 9 місяців тому

      That's weird. It doesn't appear to have a rear number plate, e.g. at 3:34. Or does it?

  • @testy462
    @testy462 3 роки тому

    4:08 I couldn't agree more.

  • @ashtickprakaspadhi402
    @ashtickprakaspadhi402 3 роки тому

    That roads are congested lol 😂😂