Or how many times the real game began. I didn’t realize that when I purchased a game, it actually had four or five games in it, just waiting for the real game to begin. Thank you, mittens :)
I’d be scared but would find comfort in the fact that there’d be at least two more times he would come into my house and tell me “this is where your life begins”
@@thevoidofvoids7416 Oh yeah I may have repressed it since I member most of that video, I think that it was repressed since what it meant for the known universe
TransSlav eeeeeeeh.... it’s not underrated so much as it is undercooked. It’s not terrible but bioshock 2 leaves a bad taste in my mouth, especially after playing the first bioshock
Terry T. Error i think the only flaw in my opinion with Bioshock 2 was how short it was. I literally did an entire play through, did everything, on the hardest difficulty in like 2 days. Amazing game just hella short.
I'm glad someone else can relate to the childhood fear of spontaneous combustion. I remember being kinda scared of that as a kid, nothing too great, but it was still there.
This was my go-to combat option when I ran out of ammo in my first playthrough. It got to the point where I was only using the other plasmids just to see what they did before defaulting back to either Tele or Shock. Good times!
Mitten Squad: "In what other games can you kill someone using someone else's dead body" Necromancer: ".... you can kill people without using dead bodies?"
This actually looked a bit more fun & playable than most of your other challenges. Cheers man, thank you for making my birthday a bit more mitteny & squaddy.
8:20 "In what other game, can you kill someone with someone else's dead body?" Half-Life 2 with the overcharged Gravity Gun that lets you pick up dead Combine soldier bodies.
Since Mitten has nearly reached 1 mil i have something to say: I have been here since 600k and I have never been prouder of a channel. He is as funny as he is devoted and I am so grateful I found him. Whenever he uploads I will always be there. Whenever his game crashes I will always be there. Whenever he gives up and comes back after a week I will be there. This man is king and when he finally stops, the earth will stop moving and dimensions will collide
During my Bioshock play through, I ignored Telekenisis, unless I had to use it for a puzzle. I think that only using to complete Bioshock is impressive.
Ive been doing loads of opiates the last week or so and its really plugged me up. I just spent the last 20 minutes forcefully pushing out three grape sized turds. Im pretty sure all the pushing gave me hemroids and the only thing soothing my sould rn is this video. Bless you 🙏
"fewer than 24 hours will remain" "the dawn of the final day" "There will not be another opportunity to buy one" this is a beautiful sting on FOMO culture!
@@thatstockimageguy1067 "Fear of Missing Out" its a marketing ploy where they press people into making purchases because the item is available "For a limited time"
With the Bioshock Trilogy being one of my favorite series in existence (with the original Bioshock being formative in my early youth) and my birthday being October 4th, as well my name also being Paul... this video is eerily fitting for who I am. Cheers to being 2 alcoholic, nasal voiced Pauls in this universe of masochism. Or something. Seriously though, I love the vids. Thanks for a fitting 28th birthday upload. I'll celebrate with another shot.
"And come to the horribly conclusion, that our possibly puppy is dead". Looks like Paul is reading about quantum physics to write his videos, a man of culture indeed
My mind went to... "interesting" places when Paul says "When a Big-Daddy pins you against a vending machine", hmn. Sidenote: I'm such a great fan, after watching Mittensquad for several months now, I suddenly realize that it's Mitten, not Kitten. I even read it as Mitten, but still translated it into Kitten in my head, and it's suddenly dawned on me that my skull is thicker than my ass.
13:26 just gold, probably one of my favorite lines and parts of Mitten Squad History, I hope this one ends up in the Best of montage at the end of this year. Btw, nice plush, he protected my cat until she betrayed him, and splattered him all over the floor. It hurt, but not nearly as much as the fall, for the ForkBarbarian™.
without mitten squad I would never know when the real game began.
Or how many times the real game began. I didn’t realize that when I purchased a game, it actually had four or five games in it, just waiting for the real game to begin. Thank you, mittens :)
The game was rigged from the start
XD lol
the game never ends because he plays every game once again
Truth is the game never actually started, you merely experience a simulation of the game
I've watched you're channel for so long and knowing you're gone had left a hole in my heart. Paul you are in peace now. We miss you
jesus i have been watching him for years and stopped watching him for a few months and come back to this
something tells me that these challenges are fueling Paul's descent into alcoholism and air-conditioner-bashing madness
Me: I too enjoy alcohol
My Son: *fear of AC bashing madness intensifies
It's all for the greater good.
If you think the challenges are what's fueling that descent, you've not pinpointed the correct issue.
@@UnderstandingCode plot twist
Your son is an A/C Unit
Bruh maybe we should attack a air conditioner for him
Man. You are almost to a million subs!
We need a shirt that says:
"And this is where the game really begins"
Dillon Roundy The perfect merch.
I'd buy that until the real game begins
every time he pops up in my feed it hurts a little more
yep
Sometimes I wonder if Mitten is just a deepfake and the script is auto generated
It's hard to write good auto generated script rofl
I wouldn’t be surprised by either
@@Baconpotato710 Indeed, it's easier to write a script than write an algorithm that can create dialogue that passes the turing test.
Need a face to deep fake
@@MrGanjie A deepfake can be a voice ua-cam.com/video/34AmKPJNfCg/v-deo.html
If only Paul could walk into my house one day and say:
"And this is where your real life begins"
Good onr
I’d be scared but would find comfort in the fact that there’d be at least two more times he would come into my house and tell me “this is where your life begins”
you're never gonna have one so it likey won't happen
All my playthoughs of this game and I just now realized the gift box says “WOULD YOU KINDLY not open...”
Neat
"Would you kindly not open until [coordinates of Rapture]?"
It shows in the flashback when confronting Andrew Ryan
rest in peace, buddy
Any normal person: Big Daddy
Mittensquad: *LaRgE fAtHeR*
Me: Humongous Male Parental Figure
Texas red DA BIG DADAA
Wares the LaRgE fAtHeR WE NEED MORE lArGe FaThEr
Ye old large parent
Huge Patriarch
Another mitten squad video, a reason to keep going
Damn, yo what are you doing with all those facts?
You okay man?
🚫🧢
So true
@@venom_ross None of us are. XD
8:31
How my mom used to chase me around the house with the wooden spoon.
find her in the womens bathroom with your handgun
te spoon being your brothers corpse i assume
Don't watch Jurassic Park... you'll learn that Velociraptors can open doors.
Sweet dreams...
They cant jurrasic park racist cancel jurassic park
jujutsia0002 please tell me this is satire
Was gonna sa
Something something the Velociraptors in Jurassic Park arent even Velociraptors
@@BradTheAmerican shh
Seeing Paul actually enjoy his play through of a game is refreshing.
Around once a month i get reminded of your passing and I get sad all of again. You deserved better
Literally rewatched the Skyrim telekinesis challenge yesterday and you mentioned you were working on this one, so excited to finally see it
Pre fame Nerbit sighting
“For the first time in my life, I died.”
Yeah, that’s usually how it works
That's the joke.
Rory Stockley yes I know. I was trying to add to the joke.
That’s not how it worked for me
Americans overextend jokes
AgustinBre I don’t think it’s just Americans
"Play time 6 Hours 21 Minutes" More like 6 Months and 21 minutes
Hehe 621...
Got him
@@mayakirkhouse84
What?
@@phoenixchase9271 search up e621
@@thelordscrusaders387 I hate you for reminding me of this
Ah yes, the greatest game of all time
So true
Thats a bit of an overstatment
Guys shut up bioshock is way better than any other game
Fax
@nick gurr but it triggers me im salty
I can't watch this, because if I do, I'll just cry
6:10 They actually turn yellow, yellow because they’ve yielded to you in combat.
That's a lot of Majora's Mask references in the opening ad for the barbarian...
Can you beat Majora's Mask without swinging your sword?
Wouldn’t the very existence of the masks in Majora’s Mask basically nullify this challenge for anything other than the beginning?
How about, without swinging your weapon?
Without hitting the B button, maybe?
Can you beat Majoras mask without using masks? I don’t count the intro because that’s technically not a mask
Paul's biggest fear : *COMBUSTION WHILE SLEEPING*
No. Velociraptors is his biggest, with that being a close second.
* strikes a match with malicious intent *
@@MrNight-dg1ug not at all it’s air conditionings
@@kaydenstull3827 He explained it in the video
We all miss you paul, you are and always will be one of the greats, R.I.P the truest youtuber of them all, mitten squad the great❤
He really doesn’t like his 4th grade teacher, does he.
Who does?
@@guilhermehank4938 My fourth grade teacher was rad, he gave us free time every Thursday.
It's all fun and games until you smash an enemy flat by only using a beer bottle
Never knew you watch mitten squad
you're here early
why are you here
You seem to be everywhere
How
Man, this guy could make watching paint dry interesting.
Unlike crow...
Scp 049
"In what other game can you kill someone with someone else body?"
Uh, Dead Space.
Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
That’s exactly what came to mind lol
Broforce.
Half-Life 2
CONTROL
I am filled with both joy to see this video in my recomeded and sorrow i will never see a new one
Paul is flying high now. We miss you pal. Rest in peace.
11:45 I love how you just walked through all the electric bolt traps which can be removed with Telekinesis.
Last time I was this early Grandma Sparkles crashed the game.
When will he terrible witchcraft end
@@oscarbelmare_22 He defeated Grandma Sparkle a while ago with a chinese pistol
@@thevoidofvoids7416 But she always comes back to haunt again
Ian Ronning not on that video. He killed Grandma Sparkles and walked away scot free. No crash
@@thevoidofvoids7416 Oh yeah I may have repressed it since I member most of that video, I think that it was repressed since what it meant for the known universe
That mention of how Telekinesis can't be upgraded only solidifies my desire to see this done in BioShock 2...
Who's gonna tell him BioShock 2 has been out for a decade?
Edit: I now realize what your comment meant. Sorry bro
Lol
TransSlav eeeeeeeh.... it’s not underrated so much as it is undercooked. It’s not terrible but bioshock 2 leaves a bad taste in my mouth, especially after playing the first bioshock
Terry T. Error i think the only flaw in my opinion with Bioshock 2 was how short it was. I literally did an entire play through, did everything, on the hardest difficulty in like 2 days. Amazing game just hella short.
Exactly
Paul should do a “can you beat fable with only a stick “
I never knew how badly I needed this !!
I have actually done this. It takes forever, but it's not impossible.
Just gotta spam that Multi-Hit Spell with Flouishes tho.
Or the frying pan
Jesus: "gets crucified"
Me: This is where the real game begins
And he cosplayed God
Jesus: yeets himself to heaven
Apostles: "Hold on, this whole operation was your idea."
you mean, "christians: this is where the real religion begins"
I'm glad someone else can relate to the childhood fear of spontaneous combustion.
I remember being kinda scared of that as a kid, nothing too great, but it was still there.
“Its just a kid, he can make another”
-the best youtuber
I guess they don't know the rule: Don't attack a man looking for chicken nuggies.
Did, did he beat a guy to death with a pack of cigarettes? Now that's how the game really begins.
This was my go-to combat option when I ran out of ammo in my first playthrough. It got to the point where I was only using the other plasmids just to see what they did before defaulting back to either Tele or Shock.
Good times!
Rip a goat. You will be missed
5:36 I WANT PICTURES OF SPIDER SPLICERS!
Can I have my payment in advance?
You're serious?
I remember you mentioning this in your bioshock wrench only playthrough, and I never thought you would do it. Holy shit, the man is mental
"Geoff's farming and mercantile" XD
glad I'm not the only one that caught the AH reference.
o7
R.I.P. Mitten Squad
I don't know how, but the part where he said "Large Father" was so F*cking funny.
Mitten Squad: "In what other games can you kill someone using someone else's dead body"
Necromancer: ".... you can kill people without using dead bodies?"
Chad von kaiser can do it
This is the kind of thing we can’t have people saying, might give him ideas.
"Can you beat Bioshock with only security drones and turrets?"
@Eileen Vehembrist mini-turrets are OP
@Eileen Vehembrist Target Bullseye 2 and 3 is the way to go.
@@MisterJohnDoe Don't they summon new security drones?
The first video I watched by you was the "Bioshock with only a wrench" and you alluded to this challenge. Thank you for finally making it.
You are like a walking thesaurus. Excellent script writing, as always 👌
shame we will never get another upload, rest in peace.
@@glurzoh dang I just found out that he’s gone. It’s incredibly saddening. Rest in peace.
This actually looked a bit more fun & playable than most of your other challenges. Cheers man, thank you for making my birthday a bit more mitteny & squaddy.
8:20 "In what other game, can you kill someone with someone else's dead body?"
Half-Life 2 with the overcharged Gravity Gun that lets you pick up dead Combine soldier bodies.
Saint Row 4 goes one step further by also letting you use LIVING bodies as Telekinesis ammo
That would be a cool challenge
Diablo 2 with corpse explosion or raise skeleton.
Destroy All Humans lets you use telekinesis on living people to destroy tanks. You can literally bludgeon a tank to death with a man's skull.
I was looking for this exact comment, I knew I wasn't the only one who thought of that.
Last time I was this early Paul cared about children
So you've never been this early?
Paul hates everyone
Edit: and everything, has been like that since paul was a fetus
As you can guess it's not easy to be early on vids when you live hours away from Michigan and your schedule is much different
Bring Paul's videos back into the algorithm.
Miss you!
I wish i bought the plush when i could
Mittensquad: Calls character jack cooper.
Me: “I should watch him play titanfall 2 without getting in your titan again to see if the game began yet.”
When are we getting a Meow Motors challenge, Mitten?
I’m so happy mitten is gonna get too a million, literally the work this dude puts into his content is insane
Mitten squad used telekinesis to destroy his air conditioner
RIP Air Conditioner
Rest easy king your videos make you immortal ❤
He is 9k away from 1 million. I remember when he was at like 200k doing top 10 lists. How the mighty evolve.
Yes
I guess he gained 2k in 2 days, he's 7k away now. That's absolutely wild and he deserves every sub
He's now at 1 million.
@@tf2scoutpunch175 Damn, that's legit about a thousand a day
Rest in peace king
Bioshock 2 with only trap rivets
sad he is gone
I love fort frolic! It’s one of my favourite locations in the game. It’s bright, colourful and has a warm feeling
"After hearing an F2 tornado erupt from ny giant f...king nostrils as I exhale air in a huff" beautiful
Just 10K more subs to go. Good luck Paul.
I love these vids. The twists he puts on these games makes you think
finally a person that understand my pain of being terified of a dino coming to kill me cuz my door was open
Velociraptors can open doors. Sleep tight 🤡
Me after playing literally 15 minutes of Dino Crisis when I was like 10 even though I loved (and still do) love dinosaurs
Your sense of humour is adorably twisted and your voice feels me with fillings. That is all.
"With our protagonist Jack Cooper" and his robot companion BT-7274
Since Mitten has nearly reached 1 mil i have something to say: I have been here since 600k and I have never been prouder of a channel. He is as funny as he is devoted and I am so grateful I found him. Whenever he uploads I will always be there. Whenever his game crashes I will always be there. Whenever he gives up and comes back after a week I will be there. This man is king and when he finally stops, the earth will stop moving and dimensions will collide
Me too bro
Me too
Amen
Ha, gaaaay
@SoapMonkey76 love you too baby
I’ve never played bioshock, or cared much about it, but I still came to see where the real game begins
finally more bioShock :D
Yees +1
Skyrim bucket
HURRAH!!
During my Bioshock play through, I ignored Telekenisis, unless I had to use it for a puzzle. I think that only using to complete Bioshock is impressive.
I wish i had bought a fork barbarian plushie
*See's notification for this video*
*See's title*
Me: "OH IT'S TIME!!!!!!!!"
Yes, another Bioshock gem
No gems only syringes
"in what other game can you kill someone with someone else's body?"
Control....
The outer worlds, DO A PLAYTHROGH OF THAT GAME MITTIN
Ive been doing loads of opiates the last week or so and its really plugged me up. I just spent the last 20 minutes forcefully pushing out three grape sized turds. Im pretty sure all the pushing gave me hemroids and the only thing soothing my sould rn is this video. Bless you 🙏
I now know Paul's greatest fear: velociraptors that spontaneously combust things.
“And, for the first time in my life, I died.”
Rip in peace sweet prince 😭😭
5:51 😢 Rip buddy 🙏
I’ve always had fears of spontaneous combustion since I watched that episode of Unsolved Mysteries!
you came out the gate hot with the puppy present line and kept going. A+ stuff man
6:51 “Got ambushed in the freezer while searching for chicken nuggets” -Best quote
Idk why but that “for the first time in my life... I died” comment made me literally lol.
"fewer than 24 hours will remain" "the dawn of the final day" "There will not be another opportunity to buy one" this is a beautiful sting on FOMO culture!
OUTFXD yeah what’s FOMO?
@@thatstockimageguy1067 "Fear of Missing Out" its a marketing ploy where they press people into making purchases because the item is available "For a limited time"
Its also a Majora's Mask reference
With the Bioshock Trilogy being one of my favorite series in existence (with the original Bioshock being formative in my early youth) and my birthday being October 4th, as well my name also being Paul... this video is eerily fitting for who I am.
Cheers to being 2 alcoholic, nasal voiced Pauls in this universe of masochism. Or something. Seriously though, I love the vids. Thanks for a fitting 28th birthday upload. I'll celebrate with another shot.
I always forget this channel has over a million subs cause it just maintains the chill small channel vibe
4:33 he called it adam instead of eve
Finally. Something geared towards the Adams
"And come to the horribly conclusion, that our possibly puppy is dead". Looks like Paul is reading about quantum physics to write his videos, a man of culture indeed
My mind went to... "interesting" places when Paul says "When a Big-Daddy pins you against a vending machine", hmn.
Sidenote: I'm such a great fan, after watching Mittensquad for several months now, I suddenly realize that it's Mitten, not Kitten. I even read it as Mitten, but still translated it into Kitten in my head, and it's suddenly dawned on me that my skull is thicker than my ass.
Damn, I started following you when you had like 5000. It's been like 2 or 3 years since then. I'm proud of you ;'3
11:00 As a trombone player, it totally makes sense that Mitten Dad is also a trombone player
hearing "Large father" gives me more braincells
Wait, how the hell did he get the evil ending if he kept saving Little Sisters? Did he harvest like 20 Little Sisters off camera?
He kept harvesting them though
@@alexandramarberry1023 "harem of groomed little girls ending" oh no
@@alexandramarberry1023 cursed phrase, that is.
@@alexandramarberry1023 how dare you ruin the good ending of bioshock to me?!
@@Smileyreal R/CursedComments
The Mitten Squad Discord server sent me here. That explains why I am early for once.
Same
13:26 just gold, probably one of my favorite lines and parts of Mitten Squad History, I hope this one ends up in the Best of montage at the end of this year. Btw, nice plush, he protected my cat until she betrayed him, and splattered him all over the floor. It hurt, but not nearly as much as the fall, for the ForkBarbarian™.
Fort Frolic is one of my most favourite levels of any game. And Mr Cohen is one of my favourite enemies of any game.