What the HELL is Cartoon Horrors Too? (Halloween TRASH)
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
- I was searching for Halloween cartoons on Amazon Prime and came across something so AWFUL that it makes Joshua and the Promised Land look semi-competent. Get ready to scream folks!...from terribleness...
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Nothing like scary clowns and grape juice to to make your eyes bleed! What other Halloween movies or shows should I check out?
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Saberspark How would you feel about a Diddy Kong Racing sequel that added characters from My Hero Academia, Little Witch Academia, Kirby, The Amazing World of Gumball, **Persona 3-5,** Family Guy, Sonic, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Digimon Tamers, The Simpsons, Invader Zim, Pokemon Sun and Moon anime including Serena from X and Y, Crash Bandicoot and RWBY with Haruko from FLCL, Hat Kid, Popuko and Pipmi from Pop Team Epic, Bomberman, Doom Slayer, Beavis and Butthead also being there? Kirby gets pushed as a second Protagonist to go along with Diddy Kong.
Imagine racing against Akko with Izuku, shooting a missile at Gumball, Gumball, Izuku, and Akko smoking pot with their friends, throwing an oil slick at Ren, Ryuji using a bat to knock opponents sideways, Ann using her whip to whip a nearby rival, Yusuke asking Momo if she’d be painted nude, Fregley putting his foot in his mouth to distract the other drivers so they can crash, Futaba showing everyone rule 34, Makoto dodging bombs that Bomberman planted on the race track, etc.
glad you know the art style of TF2 SFM and GMod video animation, you, my man,know the best
"Murdering is wrong folks don't do it" but what if it is scout main
Please check out Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktacular + the wiki for it.
Looking forward to your over the garden wall review, I heard there was a new comic book continuation coming out this October with the woodsman and his daughter or something like that. Idk could be wrong
Seriously though, almost every actor seems like they're doing ASMR that they're super uninterested about.
“Um”
“BWWAAAAHHHHH”
Hey guys…. Welcome back to some…… bored asmr…. Today we’re going to…… do some ear cleaning asmr….. enjoy… I guess…..
*HOW DARE YOU WASTE GRAPE JUICE?!*
Jekhi Austin those who waste grape juice will be forced to watch the original for 3 hours
BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
😂😂
Remember kids, *DONT WASTE GRAPE JUICE OR MR. GROOMSMEN WILL KILL YOU*
Yo I thought the commit was funny but the profile pic killed me
The voice acting sounds like friends are having a sleepover and they don't wanna wake up the parents
ONE LAST TIME?!
tbh that’s exactly what it sounds like
Except that one obnoxiously loud guy.
@rile8981 rile8981
I can relate... I'm not a dude but I can still relate
Don't want to be a BEET to them!
Something is wrong with the thumbnail and it isn't showing up properly on my newsfeed. Sorry folks! UA-cam is being a butt
Don't worry. UA-cam is always a butt. Even Viacom is being a butt for copystriking anything related to Nick.
Better than it being down.
B*tt! Saber! That's a bad word, No cookie for you!
Can you review animated shows too. Such as the The Nutshack and Drawn Together
youtube has been acting weird. and the plot twist was the good part
"We would like to thank everyone for coming out, it means a lot to us."
"BWAAAAGH"
*BWAAAAAAGH*
🤣
Braaaaaghhhhhgggg
Slow it down for more laughs.
Love how the dude next to him gets angry
*The budget used is scarier then the actual film*
They must have had a negative budget to make this
You say that like there's actually a budget here.
Nobody
You: *sees -199186266* *SCR3EEEECH*
The budget was 10 dollars
@@thejackoanimator361 no, it was -100,000
6:52 "whoareyou- *WAHHHHH* "
That was the only somewhat "good" line that was acted "well"
*Barely grabs neck, dies*
Sounds like Beavis.
"The Groom", "The Wife" some good shirts right there
You know, out of context, those twists are fantastic.
Those twists were 20 times better than the actual cartoon itself
Yeah, seriously, adapt the same plot for something like Cyanide and Happiness and it would be genuinely funny.
Alias anybody i have to go and watch it.... Can you provide a link?
Saberspark: Guys, Joshua and the Promised Land is the worst animated movie ever!
Mr. Gorilla: Not so fast.
Where the Dead Go to Die: And I'm about a thousand times worse than both of yall put together because I feature all sorts of taboos including child porn! Muhauhauhauhua!
Saber is wrong
Actually he said Trolland was the worst.
Son of Aladdin: Hold my hookah...
Sorry but, what's that pf pic
I want to see a full movie about the Grape Juice Murderer lmao!
I honestly want to know where the music they use for whenever he's on screen came from.
Amazon just wanted to subvert your expectations.
dog. I agree wtf is with his pfp
@dog. What do you think it is?
@dog. smh it's a Latias laughing
@dog. Your pfp matches your comment perfectly
Colgate Memes i was just watching doctor who on prime, i didnt know that they had this crap
Plot twist: The murderer was the brother!
Twisted plot twist: The groom was the murderer too!
Twisting twisted plot twist: It was a dream!
Double twisting twisted plot twist: The murderer is the bride!
Triple twisting twisted plot twisted twister: He contracted an std
Turbo triple twisting twisted plot twisted twister: Left foot red, right hand yellow
Extreme turbo triple twisting twisted plot twisted twister: Bride has biracial twins already and Groom is questioning whether he's the father.
Super Cosmic Quadruple Twisting Twisted Plot Twisted Twister:
*Maury voice* YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
Crowd screams, Groom curses uncontrollably, Bride runs backstage and falls limp on couch crying her eyes out, but she has an idea who else the father might be...
Ultimate Super Cosmic Quintuple Twisting Twisted Plot Twisted Twister: *Maury voice* Joshua IS the father!!!!
Crowd screaming uncontrollably, loud television bleeps ensues, Joshua walks slowly backstage in disappointment and confusion, bride twerks excitingly, *Moses* NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOs, now Joshua owes back child support.
Super Saiyan God Form Level Ultimate Cosmic Fanfiction Jerry Springer Twisting Twisted Plot Twisted Twister: The Bride and Groom aren't even married and the Groom is still married to his first wife back in Cabet Cove, Maine; Moses took a lie detector test--The crew asked, was he cheating with the Bride at the same time as Joshua and the Groom; Moses said, "No" but the lie detector proved--THAT WAS A LIE (crowd yells uncontrollably); Moses almost fake passes out while Joshua and Groom is trying to fight him. Moses goes ahead and also confesses Joshua's Mom is his baby mama and claimed Joshua might be his son; they took a DNA test and it proved that Moses IS THE FATHER! (Joshua and Moses cries and Moses runs backstage and falls over limp before he makes it to the couch!). AND the Groom confessed, since everyone's coming out, that he and Joshua's fake lion dad were secretly a couple to where Joshua's mom comes from backstage and starts fighting with the Groom and pulls off his wig in the process! What the actual inbred plot twist!!!?
Bro, you shoulda wrote the script.
I’m already thinking of twisted ending from robot chicken
BY GOD!!!!
That Other Gal 😂 wtf I'm crying and choking damn you
Holy shit. That made my brain hurt.
GOOD HEAVENS. This animation not only looks like Gmod stuff (which is funny in its own way), but it reminds me of those *Rankin/Bass* stop-motion Christmas specials (which was maybe more acceptable 50 years ago).
Excuse me while I go scrub my eyes.
TBH gmod animations thousands times better
Whoa, watch what you say about the Rankin/Bass specials. Those are all-time classics, and I won't hear anything to the contrary.
I have nothing against them. I just think this "cartoon" (which was modeled and keyframed in a modern computer environment) shouldn't have the same look as stop-motion. Yes, there's ways to do it stylistically, but these guys didn't even try.
Sorry! Nothing again R/B. ; )
Oh, I getcha. Yeah, it should very clearly have a different STYLE. Henry Selick would be ashamed of this.
Computer Clan the only good movie i believe from Rankin/Bass movie is the last unicorn btw i love the movie and possibly obsessed with it
6:47
Leaked footage of Logan Paul's "Return to Suicide Forest!"
Wait, this is a sequel? I *demand* to see the first one!
6:49 “Who are you? AHHHHHH”
Lol What the hell?! Goofy àss cartoon 😂
I don't even. Just stop comenting.
"Oh, my god. Another twist!"
-Shaymalan has entered the chat
Jim Lion: I could make a movie that is BOUND to give people nightmares.
Creator of Trolland (I don't know who it is): Yeah, well, my animation is worse and the characters don't even move their mouths when they talk!
Mr. Gorilla: Hold my beer.
Trolland creator and Jim Lion: Wow... its too unbearable
(Dies inside)
Don't you mean "Hold my grape juice"?
What's with these people having names of animals as their last names?
"I didn't kill Anice, nobody believes me."
"I bElIeVe YoU!"
*"Who are you- wAUGGH!"*
Favorite quote from this beautiful movie.
4:16 Woah! Rubberfruit's in this! Lucky bastard! :D
Unfortunately, Saber calls it an "SFM TF2 video" when it's a Gmod video, but, well, close enough :p
@@Kralich thank you I thought I was the only one who noticed
Crispy Toast *_Im fRaNcIs!_*
THAT SENTRY IS AMERICAN !
the legend never dies: )
It´s always good to know that with a Dollar Store Mic and some 30 Day Trial Version of an Animation Program from the early 2000´s even YOU can make something Amazon Prime and/or Netflix is willing to buy from you even if it´s total garbage.
0:23
I believe that movie is "Manos: The Hands of Fate."
It is. First time hearing about it was on mst3k.
The production of Manos almost makes it unfunny. If i remember correctly the guy in the hat killed himself. The movie literally drove him to suicide.
That movie is straight up DIRE
C o r r e c t I'm glad others know of it
@@WeCanCos Oof.. Must have been a horrible movie! ):
Well, it's scary...at least it accomplished that.
Not in a good way though...
“And let that *oversized sardine* win?
*N* o.
*N* ever! ”
My favourite line.
Says the monkey with an oversized head
How dare you insult TF2 SFMs by comparing it to this dumpster fire.
wait that is an sfm? I thought it was Gmod.
Stickman
It’s valve’s own animation engine, u know the guys who made the source engine which gmod uses
@@mrshin8035 It is gmod
@@robbob6028 can you link me to it?
He was joking kid!
3 Spoopy 5 me
It scared the emojis out of me
*spoopy smeary skilletons*
Yes
*SPOOPY METER OFF THE CHART*
3 Spoopy M9
Tbh if that wedding horror movie thingy was made in live action with improved dialogue, great actors and more graphic scenes...it would've been a good movie somehow
.🤔😑.
And better story, don’t forget about that
*Another Plot Twist; they’re all really in a shared coma and the murder is Santa Clause*
M.Night Shamalamadingdong: What a *TWIST*
Amazon prime animation also has watership down , fantastic planet , plague dogs , cough "street fight" cough , soooooo the good out weighs the bad in my opinion.
So... Did they also secure the rights to Where the Dead go to Die?
Amazon prime is one of the most mixed bags there is. You got good, your bad, the ugly, then trainwreck but you watch it anyways, then the garbage.
Kid: I want dangenronpa
Mom:we have that at home
At home 7:00 - 7:14
4:55 - "...but it's actually worse than Joshua and the Promised Land."
No... *NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*
6:00 this hurts both my ears AND eyes!
HOW DARE YOU WASTE GRAPE JUICE
-Murder from this awful cartoon
Grape juice is good for the soul. 🍇🥤
Oh please I have no soul
🍇
OH PUH-LEASE I HAVE NO SOUL.
Hell fire 🔥 in the back ground ( the song starts) hell fire
*caprisun*
If god saw this he would destroy everything right now
Aaron Bruce
*music plays*
YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE WASTED LIFE!
There is no God to have to see this madness. He left us long ago.
And he probably glad that he did if he saw this unholy thing.
"We would like to thank everybody for coming out. It means a lot to us. We're gonna have a wonderful time together."
*bllaaAaAAAAaEEEeEEERg*
*HOW DARE.. YOU WASTE... GRAPE JUICE*
4:16 Quality Content
Each “plot twist” made me laugh so hard. The “scary music”is probably why 😅
"...looks like something from an SFM tf2 video..."
Hey...woah now. The gmod/SFM may be nonsensical but it's still fun to watch unlike that crap you're comparing it to.
I agree, some of those videos have some substance
I think he meant the animation not the contents
True, especially the splatoon ones those are hilarious!
Godzilla SFMs are the funniest(in my opinion)
@@varanus8938 I always loved the adventures with Heavy from tf2. Like, "Heavy finds a time machine", or "Heavy handles a robbery". I always found them to be hilarious in their own way.
5:34 I respect that charcter for that though. Best reaction lol
The chocking is done so badly it looks more like being killed by him grabbing their neck
9:05 *BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHHHH*
5:41 Wait, wait, wait! THAT'S his fiancee?! I thought that was his mother?!
Well at least those TF2 videos are better....
Not to mention the fact they arent on amazon prime
Pls write “winglet” on UA-cam and you will see why TF2 sfm are good
Agreed
7:33 if you look on the table, you see "The Christmas Light" coincide? I think not
I've seen better animation in SFM.
There's a starman waiting in the sky tru
I have too
ive seen movie tier SFM before. Like, Dreamworks/Pixar/etc tier animation
1:44 "why does he keep asking for carrots?.......who's chubby arm was that? "
What the actual fudge?! Lol
tbh i just wanna find the edgy music on youtube. i cant stop laughing because of it...
I just love hearing him laugh omg
The girls at 6:14 sounds the fish that says “Grosss” in Izzy’s home 😭😭😭
*g R o S s !*
Saber: *swears*
Me: “YES FINALLY RELEASE THE TRUE OPINION”
I'll stick to classic Halloween Specials like Scary Godmother and Casper's Haunted Christmas.
Seriously, it's not a good sign when I have to say that both Scary Godmother specials had better looking CGi than this... and I liked the first one!
2:07 looks like South Park lost all their budget.
Halloween just got better... Or worse im not sure
Also, 80th veiw!
The animation is actually worse than SFM
0:34 teachers when your shoulder is just barely showing
idk why i misheard "over the garden wall" as "over the hedge". was so confused for a second.
I like how Joshua is the standard by which everything is judged.
Over the mother F#cking Amazing Garden Wall. Yes!!! I love those shorts.
Could you please please please do an in-depth review of the first ever full CG cartoon show (1994) called ReBoot! It had 4 seasons, a movie, a ps1 game, and an aweful Netflix live action reboot that butchered the hopes and dreams of the fan base. Also lots of controversy of companies purchasing the rights of the show and sitting on them for decades while fans begged for them to do anything with it! I’d love to hear your take on it!
0:06
When I wake up and realize I’m still alive
The sfm tf2 vids are actually good
Anything is better than this
@@notmintmobile in your personal opinion
demon: we’re gonna have a great time together
other demon: BLLUUUUUUEEEERRRRGHH
3:01 is nobody gonna talk about that starring is "Miss Chimp"?
I must resubscribe Amazon to watch Two and a Half Men and Supernatural because Netflix don't have latest seasons for France 😩
Cringe
Amazon Prime and Netflix have terrible movies because that's all they can afford.
Opinions
4:16 that's actually Gmod. Great vid btw XD
Ey Saber how's life
*BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEh*
Saberspark your gay go eat gay boi gay
@@Saberspark :D
*BLEEEEEEEEEHHHHHH*
"This animation looks like its straight out of a TF2 sfm video" *Shows a Gmod video*
Cartoons Horror Too?
I thought I was watching an old GMOD video...
The intro for the Military Arms Channel videos uses the same music as the weird cartoon where characters have labels like "groomsman" on their t-shirts.
The clown portion was the only good part in that film.
YOUR ALIVE. OHMYGOSH IVE SEEN YOU EVERYWERE FOR SO LONG
how you been fam?
@@voidzoroark9737 Me?
*how dArE yOu WaSte GrApe jUiCe* 6:06
I really want to make this as a meme
4:13 I agree so entirely the characters look like they're absolutely modeled by SNF animations on steam
4:15 uh, saberspark, sorry to burst your bubble, but that's gmod.
The clown horror thing is called “The Clown Game” and the nursed mystery thing is “Cold Feet” if anyone wants to look it up
The voice acting and animation almost made me puke! It's so bad!!!!!!!
Great video Saber!
4:17 "i'm Francis. No! Let me go!" 6:34 6:52 "Who are you?" (Kills Gilbert Gottfried) "NOOOOO" 7:50 6:45
Wife: Dear, I do believe our friend is dead
Husband: Yes indeed it appears that his limbs have been separated from his body.
4:17 That's Gmod not SFM.
And here a thought you were covering the ungodly "so horrible that even Hell banned it" abomination known as Creepshow 3
Yoo they got Hook on VHS in the background there 8:34
The normal-to-edgy music switches are HILARIOUS, wow
I could probably do better. Probably.
I used to make GoAnimate videos, by the way.
Punishment day
@@cplpetergriffin1583 No agagaggaggagagaggagaggagaggahhagag no caillou it's agahag
Also cringe
All of these cartoon horrors are way more better than Emoji Movie.
6:44 the face of autoerotique asphyxiation.
"it's about some soldiers shooting a clown" hey, that happened in FNaF once!
Manos the Hands of Fate was featured in MST3K and riffed by them, was actually kind of hilarious. (The clip you showed at the start was Torgo from Manos)
I recognize that music used for the killer. Military Arms Channel uses it as his UA-cam theme song. So I can only assume it's some stock music
It's called radio vampire.
0:12 "about a week ago or so" dodging those memes like dougeballs *YEET*
Barely got this one over 10 minutes it seems.
You managed it though. Good job!
U know it’s gonna b a good party when u see 2 TVs stacked on top of each other
4:15 excuse me are you mocking sfm tf2 animations cause that's the way they are supposed to look it makes them funny
M. Night must of had super fun because "WHAT A TWIST!"
"It's not nice to talk behind peoples backs...well except for my case since I'm speaking directly to you"
Is that the Christmas light from the crap review??? 8:00
7:48, Whenever you go and get food without asking your girlfriend if she wanted any.
Dude at 2:28 looks like Spongebob