Megan Fox Knows Machine Gun Kelly's Astrological Chart by Heart 🖤

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  • @amaddison6245
    @amaddison6245 Рік тому +5527

    Everything I learn about these two was by force

  • @joekerins9772
    @joekerins9772 Рік тому +9834

    I feel like most of my brain cells have just died. Wtf

    • @garybrugone433
      @garybrugone433 Рік тому +15

      Lmao

    • @lrose1046
      @lrose1046 Рік тому +23

      I feel the same sir, I feel the same.

    • @freedom4063
      @freedom4063 Рік тому +8

      😂😂same

    • @freedom4063
      @freedom4063 Рік тому +18

      My brain is popping popcorn lol

    • @erikperhs_
      @erikperhs_ Рік тому +44

      I wonder if you say the same thing when people talk about religion

  • @deepthought6601
    @deepthought6601 Рік тому +3275

    I love how she’s says it like it’s exhausting ☠️

    • @dandeliondunmer3637
      @dandeliondunmer3637 Рік тому +25

      It is I'm sure lol. Ridiculous amount of crap to keep up with

    • @abby999
      @abby999 Рік тому +9

      my mans is pisces moon & dominant too i felt for her here😂

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow Рік тому +3

      @@dandeliondunmer3637 she literally volunteered a whole essay when she was asked for a sentence, she chose to be exhausting.

    • @nicolekear3911
      @nicolekear3911 Рік тому +1

      Same. I wonder how long it took her to remember all of that, unless there are cue cards or a mic in her other ear.

    • @cloalex5o
      @cloalex5o Рік тому +1

      i have the exact same birth chart, trust me, it is.

  • @kellifranklin9872
    @kellifranklin9872 Рік тому +4272

    I absolutely cannot wait for those two to fade into obscurity.

  • @Ninaagabi
    @Ninaagabi Рік тому +1588

    They way she said it made me die laughing 😂

    • @nayomegilliard
      @nayomegilliard Рік тому +9

      "Your sun is Taurus, your moon is Pisces 😮‍💨"

    • @dantheman669
      @dantheman669 8 місяців тому

      Yeah, like he was stupid for not knowing these things.

  • @bananarhianna
    @bananarhianna Рік тому +372

    thats an insane chart ngl

  • @ClashWithGenos
    @ClashWithGenos Рік тому +910

    fox told him things his own mother didn't know

  • @vanessavermeersch77
    @vanessavermeersch77 Рік тому +94

    Now I understand why this man is full of chaos 😂

  • @drunkkmonkkey4083
    @drunkkmonkkey4083 Рік тому +137

    “Your blood type is o negative.”

  • @TheNewMailLady
    @TheNewMailLady Рік тому +722

    Tell me you’re nuts without telling me you’re nuts 😂

    • @babygigz
      @babygigz Рік тому +13

      you seem close minded. are you projecting?

    • @indigochild3700
      @indigochild3700 Рік тому +6

      Way to tell everyone you're weak minded and shallow
      Astrology doesn't make you nuts
      Tell that to Egyptians that literally gave us half the knowledge we've built off of today

    • @gwendouglass9551
      @gwendouglass9551 Рік тому +2

      Liked but didn't want yo make this the 66_ comment 😅

    • @walmartiancheese4922
      @walmartiancheese4922 Рік тому

      ​@@indigochild3700the mayans did human sacrifice

  • @OfficialSapphirePhoenix
    @OfficialSapphirePhoenix Рік тому +529

    They are the strangest couple ever lol

    • @freedom4063
      @freedom4063 Рік тому +5

      Yup😂it won't last either

    • @ninahuron1229
      @ninahuron1229 Рік тому +10

      ​@@freedom4063 they're both Taurus signs.....they will draw out their relationship cause they're both too stubborn, and jealous to let it go.
      🐂#BULLGANG 05/05--04/30 that's how I know..... Taurus with a Taurus and we don't like change. So we stay toxic together 😂😂

    • @freedom4063
      @freedom4063 Рік тому +1

      @@ninahuron1229 🤣🤣

    • @freedom4063
      @freedom4063 Рік тому +5

      @@ninahuron1229 its not about horoscopes. Their just weirdo s 🤣😕

    • @ninahuron1229
      @ninahuron1229 Рік тому +1

      @@freedom4063 that too.....lol 😂🤣 Fair enough

  • @Hayleyogrady
    @Hayleyogrady Рік тому +22

    The way he threw that card was aggressive lol

    • @TyraCarston-Lydon-y3e
      @TyraCarston-Lydon-y3e Рік тому

      He appeared annoyed that she knew a lot about him.

    • @wildflower3324
      @wildflower3324 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@TyraCarston-Lydon-y3e I think he was more annoyed that she revealed half of his natal chart 😂

  • @retrouserx6940
    @retrouserx6940 Рік тому +1373

    If you’re on a date and she starts talking like this just walk away.

  • @Leilabuns907
    @Leilabuns907 Рік тому +270

    I actually loved that. the way she delivered that just being so personal lol

    • @AM-dp9tv
      @AM-dp9tv Рік тому +7

      Ikr I actually like it too lol

    • @wally6914
      @wally6914 Рік тому +2

      Me too.

  • @randiwin6034
    @randiwin6034 Рік тому +73

    I understood everything she said

    • @XCLAUDIAXOXO
      @XCLAUDIAXOXO Рік тому +4

      Same

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow Рік тому +1

      Cause y’all females

    • @CAPTINjacksparrow
      @CAPTINjacksparrow Рік тому +2

      @@XCLAUDIAXOXO ⬆️ yea you too

    • @farabehaque6127
      @farabehaque6127 Рік тому +6

      congratulations you know nothing about actual astronomy

    • @michaelpecukonis5074
      @michaelpecukonis5074 Рік тому +2

      So your into make believe. That's nice. Don't ever let people tell you you need to grow up or act your age. Your fine being a little bit strange but that's perfectly fine. Don't ever change.😂

  • @ann.tidote6232
    @ann.tidote6232 Рік тому +5

    “What’s my sun..... sign” 👁👄👁
    gets me for some reason every time idk why 😂😂

    • @Dvskitten52SZ
      @Dvskitten52SZ Рік тому +3

      I know right like
      Mgk; I don't even know what this means
      Fox; proceeds to show her inner stalker

  • @spaceycasey2226
    @spaceycasey2226 Рік тому +9

    As a Pisces I'm offended

  • @brittanybaumann6342
    @brittanybaumann6342 Рік тому +599

    Yes astrology is pseudoscience, but some people are really into it and actually study it. She's one of those people. Quit hating.

    • @sdot5389
      @sdot5389 Рік тому +44

      It’s less than pseudoscience. It’s quackery nonsense.

    • @YoutubeAccount333
      @YoutubeAccount333 Рік тому

      Shows how incredibly stu, pid she is.

    • @joshuaalejandro42
      @joshuaalejandro42 Рік тому

      It’s more dumbassery than anything

    • @DC-pw6mo
      @DC-pw6mo Рік тому +50

      Astrology has waaay too many coinkidinks to be a pseudoscience: WHEN it’s studied w/exact birth times, not just birth /sun sign

    • @cannoli_aoli
      @cannoli_aoli Рік тому +6

      we do not care 🫴

  • @KristaTacker-bl2xd
    @KristaTacker-bl2xd Рік тому +13

    "You obviously win this game"

  • @augiemay8677
    @augiemay8677 Рік тому +94

    I though they were talking about a son not a sun 😂🤦‍♀️

  • @nwonomad
    @nwonomad Рік тому +237

    I like pizza, it's that simple

    • @gnolalegna6432
      @gnolalegna6432 Рік тому +1

      Come again?

    • @adshaj
      @adshaj Рік тому +3

      In my drake voice "now you're speakin my language, now you're speakin my language" 😂

    • @Osass1998
      @Osass1998 Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @tacomistress
      @tacomistress Рік тому +1

      This is why I love men. Simplicity.

    • @aloha_oe311
      @aloha_oe311 Рік тому

      😂

  • @allthingscreative1631
    @allthingscreative1631 Рік тому +22

    She is the type of person who would go under oath saying to much and her lawyer shakes his head in disbelief that she told on herself 😂

    • @nyasiapalmer8491
      @nyasiapalmer8491 Рік тому +3

      As a Taurus yes… we are either too quiet or don’t know when to shut up, there’s no in between 😭

    • @allthingscreative1631
      @allthingscreative1631 Рік тому

      @@nyasiapalmer8491 😂

  • @PsychicRenegadeTarot
    @PsychicRenegadeTarot Рік тому +13

    That’s a hefty combo boy… 😰 chaos & trouble!

  • @JeromePrometheus
    @JeromePrometheus Рік тому +1

    You know what I would've said? "Is this the sidereal or tropical zodiac?"😂

  • @kayla2975
    @kayla2975 Рік тому +15

    Sheeesh the most intense mixture of air, earth, and water. Hes basically a unpredictable emotional destructive hurricane of a man.

  • @brittalbach416
    @brittalbach416 Рік тому +256

    she really knows astrology. The pisces they have in common, also the gemini. But she has a mars in Capricorn and that is the only sign where they dont like each other. But to have that much in common, is usually good for people likely to spend lots of time together. So many people dont have much in common but these 2 actually would. Of course there are other factors in a relationship. Poor Megan is so into Kelly but maybe it will be too much for him, too intense

    • @Shootttr
      @Shootttr Рік тому

      Shut up

    • @jazzy3143
      @jazzy3143 Рік тому

      What a bs

    • @rachelolivia2475
      @rachelolivia2475 Рік тому +24

      finally an Astro person under this video lmaoooo

    • @Rjz10
      @Rjz10 Рік тому +13

      @@rachelolivia2475 y’all need some help😂

    • @camillehaley2553
      @camillehaley2553 Рік тому

      I've always wanted to what mine was but noone is into it in my small town

  • @TrevanDotCom
    @TrevanDotCom Рік тому +5

    I don’t even care that a girl would know this about me. I just like that a girl WOULD know this about me lol

  • @swisschoco25
    @swisschoco25 Рік тому +3

    I hope she is also reading her children's astrology chart also

  • @brisie_gisie
    @brisie_gisie Рік тому +26

    They did ALL of these weird blood pacts and she knew all of his astrological chart, and still that relationship fizzled quicker than a can of coke on a hot summers day 😊

    • @ginmaria117
      @ginmaria117 Рік тому +4

      I know a lot of peoples chart, doesn't mean we should be together. They had fun while it lasted

    • @Yuuki_Asuna
      @Yuuki_Asuna Рік тому

      they are still together and engaged, I don't know what you talking about

  • @tammyfader681
    @tammyfader681 Рік тому +45

    Gemini mixed with pisces run I'm pisces ..Gemini men so charming till they are not..

    • @ashebark5729
      @ashebark5729 Рік тому

      Haha I’m a Pisces with my moon in Gemini!!! With a rising Virgo!

    • @sumbunniii8721
      @sumbunniii8721 Рік тому +1

      Not as bad as cancer, Taurus or Scorpio men tho

    • @kL-vs6wz
      @kL-vs6wz Рік тому +2

      ​@sum bunniii ha i suppose but I'm a very gemini woman who's been married to a very scorpio man for over a decade. We're not supposed to be good together but we've been inseparable since we've met, and my husband is extremely loyal to not only me but also my family. I think scorpio men have inner issues that if you can manage and they decide they want to go all in then that's that, they put all their eggs in one basket but only once they meet the person they believe to be worth it, or the person they believe is exactly right for them.

  • @cestlaphie
    @cestlaphie Рік тому +5

    Once a man left our date within the first five minutes because he asked for my sign and when I told him I was a Leo he said “I’m sorry I don’t date egotistical narcissists.” Um.. what? I really dodged a bullet there. Sadly, that was not the strangest/worst date I’ve ever been on.

  • @brian95240
    @brian95240 Рік тому +1

    It's as if she is reading him a bedtime story and his eyes are getting heavy 😂😂😂

  • @azure5273
    @azure5273 Рік тому +47

    This aged like MGK

  • @arkieologist
    @arkieologist Рік тому +2

    This is actually really impressive... It takes hours and hours of study to memorize a chart and it's placements. She must be a very obsessive type! 😯

    • @DA-pi9rx
      @DA-pi9rx Рік тому

      Its not that difficult really...if you care to look into it. Taurus! ❤ megan.

  • @Sw33tSara
    @Sw33tSara Рік тому +54

    Well she clearly loves this man 💕 you don’t take the time to know someone this personally 4 no reason

    • @marcycat
      @marcycat Рік тому +1

      You can learn that crap online.

    • @j1hoffa
      @j1hoffa Рік тому +1

      What does she know? 😅

    • @dantheman669
      @dantheman669 8 місяців тому

      “Know someone this personally “she just made up a bunch of things. That’s like me saying to you, “your plant sign is okra”. It’s utter nonsense and doesn’t mean anything.

  • @christiancedano2034
    @christiancedano2034 Рік тому +1

    “ Wtf are those things “ ‘Jonah Hill’ 😂

  • @robinryan3408
    @robinryan3408 Рік тому +10

    His look😂😂😂

  • @rinareynolds3284
    @rinareynolds3284 5 місяців тому +1

    If I close my eyes, I can hear Khloé Kardashian talking 😭

  • @xonikkiecal
    @xonikkiecal Рік тому +9

    Well there’s a reason they’re “taking a break” now 😂

  • @aro7975
    @aro7975 Рік тому +1

    It's like when kids make up imaginative stories, then eventually grow up, look back and laugh at how silly they were.

  • @11novinski11
    @11novinski11 Рік тому +5

    He’s cute. Nothing she just said made and sense.

  • @lisaplatt3697
    @lisaplatt3697 Рік тому

    These two are INSANE.

  • @mistandkole
    @mistandkole Рік тому +33

    I'm a Pisces and I know exactly what she is saying. My moon is Pisces, Neptune is my planet. Sooo, me, it's so weird.

    • @DC-pw6mo
      @DC-pw6mo Рік тому +2

      Astrology has waaay too many coinkidinks to be a pseudoscience: WHEN it’s studied w/exact birth times, not just birth /sun sign

    • @gnolalegna6432
      @gnolalegna6432 Рік тому

      I’m sorry.

    • @camillehaley2553
      @camillehaley2553 Рік тому +1

      I've always wanted to learn all. Mine just never know where to start

  • @Keannabliss
    @Keannabliss Рік тому +2

    This is love on a spiritual level

  • @animalwillopus79
    @animalwillopus79 Рік тому +45

    God, they're both Taurus. Fixed Earth sign...stubborn. Bet their arguments are "fun".

  • @BlackUnisex
    @BlackUnisex Рік тому

    Love her... She is so comforting

  • @josephlafrain2259
    @josephlafrain2259 Рік тому +2

    LMFAO these two are a treat

  • @Smsl-nh9sl
    @Smsl-nh9sl Рік тому +1

    I want her to analyze my sun sign too 😂

  • @primercaballero9990
    @primercaballero9990 Рік тому +3

    I ❤ MGK

  • @samyakatara90
    @samyakatara90 Рік тому

    Istg the way she said it gave me goosebumps

  • @maseylin
    @maseylin Рік тому +19

    I'm sorry but his reaction was priceless 😅it's how every man reacts to astrology

  • @synthpsyliscx
    @synthpsyliscx Рік тому

    When he threw the card that was the Gemini/ Taurus . 😂

  • @racistsheep572
    @racistsheep572 Рік тому +5

    I don’t understand why people are so mad at them. Even if their relationship is kinda weird, why do you care ? They love each other and that’s all that matters. They aren’t harming anyone.

  • @BelsOceans
    @BelsOceans Рік тому

    Thats why he has that magnetism...pure pisces

  • @ana_mdsantos
    @ana_mdsantos Рік тому +5

    And that is how you know someone is obsessed...

  • @Clara2927j
    @Clara2927j Рік тому +1

    She is so pretty omg ❤❤❤🎉

  • @coolhashluke
    @coolhashluke Рік тому +29

    How most of the commenters see these two is a pure reflection of how they are looking at themselves when they peer into a mirror

  • @Girl-101
    @Girl-101 Рік тому +16

    I’d love to sit & discuss astrology with Megan Fox one day ❤

  • @EpicCrapTime
    @EpicCrapTime Рік тому +62

    How. Did. He. Get. Her?!! Like wtf

    • @Kashmoneygodzilla
      @Kashmoneygodzilla Рік тому +12

      He tall and somehow funny

    • @Loffacius_XVI
      @Loffacius_XVI Рік тому +2

      Bro, she's a moron. That's why

    • @armands3863
      @armands3863 Рік тому +16

      Did you just hear the dumb things she said ??? And she was with a has been washed up actor before mgk, she doesnt seem difficult to get. She probably saw a tall guy and was like omg he tall I'm in love.

    • @DJreeik
      @DJreeik Рік тому +2

      Yeah well they broke up 💀😂😭

    • @taochi100
      @taochi100 Рік тому

      ​@@DJreeik exactly

  • @dac554
    @dac554 Рік тому +16

    That look when you realize your girl he even crazier than you

  • @chloehammond2836
    @chloehammond2836 Рік тому +2

    And it wasn’t enough to keep them together ooooh🫰

  • @Bella-wz9xw
    @Bella-wz9xw Рік тому

    with that big 3 no wonder that relationship is up in flames

  • @bublynnbeach3332
    @bublynnbeach3332 Рік тому +26

    I love astrology fk the haters

    • @ivysweet4467
      @ivysweet4467 Рік тому

      It's not hating, you're just deluded.

    • @kayh2759
      @kayh2759 Рік тому

      I do too! To an extent tho

  • @donnajohnson5923
    @donnajohnson5923 10 місяців тому

    Me too. She’s lucky. It means they he’s mostly sincere and loving.

  • @kayh2759
    @kayh2759 Рік тому +4

    Every guy she’s ever been with:
    “Your lucky your pretty”

    • @melissamoonchild9216
      @melissamoonchild9216 Рік тому

      Nah, shes very articulate. Just because you don't understand her doesn't mean she doesnt make sense. also... it's *you're* 😅

  • @AMF4562
    @AMF4562 Рік тому

    Girl: god you’re such a Sagittarius
    Me: no I’m Mexican

  • @ciaragoering
    @ciaragoering Рік тому +5

    i love her 😂

  • @slaymarie_rdh_2B
    @slaymarie_rdh_2B Рік тому +1

    Oh so they the white version of Blu and Chrisean 😂 y’all not ASKING for this

  • @kammymikah103
    @kammymikah103 Рік тому +26

    Lol in love ❤️ !! She loves him thru and thru ❤️ I love it.

  • @__x.__
    @__x.__ Рік тому

    he said “sun sign” as if he thought he was picking a random sign to quiz her on his chart or something but the sun sign is literally the main sign

  • @questionmark1152
    @questionmark1152 Рік тому +14

    You're all the signs and none of the signs and you're all the weathers and none of the weathers all at the same time.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zoeburks3789
    @zoeburks3789 Рік тому

    I thought he meant son for a second 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @leonieeti7276
    @leonieeti7276 Рік тому +3

    The research this lady did on her man’s sign she left no crumbs 😂

  • @Wolf21973
    @Wolf21973 Рік тому +1

    Knowing all that useless information made a real difference

  • @calizee4940
    @calizee4940 Рік тому +3

    every time she talks I’m 💭 “psycho”

  • @MaeMae99
    @MaeMae99 Рік тому +1

    Honestly she sounds and looks just like kim

  • @helen_8347
    @helen_8347 Рік тому +33

    She’s got mother instinct so he’s like a child to her. Not a man. A child. She feels her motherly need to help him and nurture him. But, he needs to help himself first. She needs to let go.

  • @mpg7490
    @mpg7490 Рік тому +1

    They are both good-looking.

    • @kayh2759
      @kayh2759 Рік тому

      who cares! They’re both idiots!

  • @Kelley_25
    @Kelley_25 6 днів тому

    You can tell she’s feeling like she’s stating top notch knowledge

  • @IsaBennett100
    @IsaBennett100 Рік тому +4

    That’s creepy asf, anyone whose into astrology will know exactly what I mean.

  • @carolinalds1
    @carolinalds1 Рік тому

    Omg lol this video is amazing!!!! This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @cheripitout3273
    @cheripitout3273 Рік тому +15

    I hope ppl will look as her the same way after this relationship, it's like a career killer

  • @Drunk3nMonk3y72
    @Drunk3nMonk3y72 Рік тому

    Em dissed him so hard he had to change genre

  • @kellymassoni6318
    @kellymassoni6318 Рік тому +2

    TAURUS LOL

  • @lona5490
    @lona5490 Рік тому +7

    I’m never letting someone know my birth chart lol. Unless we’re in it for the long run

  • @menaamor
    @menaamor Рік тому +17

    Yes he's not giving Taurus

    • @melissamoonchild9216
      @melissamoonchild9216 Рік тому +1

      no hes not. I can definitely see the pisces moon and gemini rising tho

  • @thesinfulyogini2073
    @thesinfulyogini2073 Рік тому +11

    AND YOU THOUGHT HE WOULDNT CHEAT

  • @marilynduenas1876
    @marilynduenas1876 Рік тому

    Suddenly matching couple

  • @Moon-ux3vp
    @Moon-ux3vp Рік тому +5

    I miss day's when we had just one zodiac sign depending on the date of birth

    • @sumbunniii8721
      @sumbunniii8721 Рік тому +3

      But it never was? this is the actual way to read someone’s birth chart. Maybe u shoild look into it urself and u will see why people are so into it. When u look up ur full chart it gives a very accurate reading of urself and to better understand urself. Especially if ur stuck in life. It helped me figure out a lot about myself that a simple one zodiac sign reading could never.

    • @Angeljen406
      @Angeljen406 Рік тому

      @@sumbunniii8721 can u tell me how I can read mine? Like a site where I don’t have to pay money? Just curious if u knew a good way for me to figure out mine because I am so stuck right now in life and I am willing to try anything and I love astrology to be honest but it’s gotten confusing the older I get lol btw my bday is June 21 so it’s on the cusp I say Gemini because when I was young I didn’t like the word cancer and many newspapers mags said Gemini but every now and then I’m a cancer 🤷🏽‍♀️ so I’ve always had a hard time with this (so sorry to bother u, with a darn novel lol)

  • @holeenjoyeer
    @holeenjoyeer Рік тому

    LMAOO SHE IS JUST LIKE ME

  • @peterbishopswife6503
    @peterbishopswife6503 Рік тому +3

    If she put this much effort into her career instead of learning this cHaRt, she could have an Oscar now.

  • @JJEVEHH2
    @JJEVEHH2 Рік тому +1

    cool chart i like that shes into astrology

  • @tspwer
    @tspwer Рік тому +7

    Run😂

  • @plebplane5037
    @plebplane5037 Рік тому +1

    The second he tries to get up to Walk his boots are gonna fall off XD

  • @moisttowelette5353
    @moisttowelette5353 Рік тому +5

    Why am I still subbed to this channel?

  • @larandle
    @larandle Рік тому +1

    Not because she loves you but because she loves to study people 😮

  • @wittlehittle3420
    @wittlehittle3420 Рік тому +9

    I hate it when people identify people by their signs. I used to have a girl tell me she knew me cause I'm a Sagittarius. I looked at her wtf is that even supposed to mean?

    • @etherealdeal1792
      @etherealdeal1792 Рік тому

      Just because you are ignorant to it doesn’t mean astrology isn’t generally valid

  • @TheAngierolfedownes
    @TheAngierolfedownes Рік тому

    You're bowl movements are at 6am and 6 pm 😂

  • @aaronwilcox6417
    @aaronwilcox6417 Рік тому +45

    Of course she's knows it, she's practices dark arts.

  • @personperson2969
    @personperson2969 Рік тому +1

    if the girl I was dating knew all that stuff about me, I would walk immediately.