Yeah so if you are either aries, taurus, capricorn, libra, cancer, pisces, aquarius, sagittarius, virgo, leo, scorpio, or whatever the last one is, you probably shid your pants on a regular basis. Thats just how mafia work
The 5 Most Powerful Empires in History: 5. The (first) Persian Empire 4. The Roman Empire 3. The Mongol Empire 2. The British Empire 1. The 5-Minute Empire This concludes my little history lesson, thanks.
Five minute crafts is really agressive in their comments on facebook videos. You should do a video just reading their comments to others on their videos if you can find it
Don't forget to make it out of cardboard and then pay ten dollars to spray paint it! Enjoy those three hours you have to wait for it to dry before you can entertain your friends.
I'm gonna be honest here, my niece is 5 years old and doesnt speak a word english. We are from belgium, and she always takes the ipad and watches 5 minutes diy and shit. Its colors and songs that speaks to her. I am so fdup by this. But thats how they do this.. Just funny sounds, and colors. Thats how they get so many subs. Its sad tbh. But it works
I've said this before: usually for something to be very popular it has to be very mediocre-- because when it's very mediocre, the largest number of people can "get it." Think of the shows, films, and music groups/singers that are the most popular: are they the ones that are the best quality? You know they're not.
Today I've learnt that piccolo is an instrument and probably the Dragon Ball Z Piccolo is probably named after the instrument, not a pickle. Thank you Daddy Slazo for teaching us some valuable lessons (uwu)
The following is a true story: Me: *comments on 5-Minute Crafts' video* : "Next video: building a house from hot glue" 5-Minute Crafts: *hearts my comment* *5-Minute Crafts has become self-aware*
There will be a point when they pass Pewdiepie and we will be all subscribing to T-series with tears in our eyes, just not to allow 5-minute crafts to be the most subscribed.
WOAH WOAH WOAH! Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I smell like 100 dead orangutans? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, smelling like 100 dead orangutans is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear Y
The carrot recorder wouldn’t even work. If you look at her fingers they don’t even sync to the music. Plus the resonance of a carrot is completely different than a plastic, wood or metal recorder. The opening for air on the carrot was too large so most of the air would just leave and not pass through the instrument, making the finger holes useless
10:16 yeah, i saw a ”life hack” where they put skittles in a jar... and filles it with vodka? That was on the kids ”life hacks” channel? Cause every kid has acces to vodka!
When I saw the carrot flute all I could think about was a party in skyrim in some inn and the bard just whips out a bunch of veggies and gives you THAT look 😏😏
For an event at my high school, all of the cheerleaders put water bottles on their heads and tied their hair around them in a weird elongated bun/ponytail thing. They looked like the walked straight out of Whoville.
I watched a 20 minute compilation from them last night and was bored out of my mind. Also someone used a eyelash curler to get skin out of their pores. Disgusting. I love your content, Slazo! Keep up the good work!
about that carrot... thing anyone else noticed halfway through that it was audio slapped onto the player? and at the end of that scene, when she did the tremolo, that she was moving her finger for a trill?
*But wait, aren't you going to talk about how often I'll be shidding based on my zodiac sign?* ):
We need to know
Move the asterisk closer to the end
I shidded and farted and came myself
Your pfp matches the comment
=/ ew no
But I wanted to know how much I shid according to my zodiac sign...
Yeah so if you are either aries, taurus, capricorn, libra, cancer, pisces, aquarius, sagittarius, virgo, leo, scorpio, or whatever the last one is, you probably shid your pants on a regular basis. Thats just how mafia work
its a mistery for a future lifetime
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@@sinistrality Gemini 👍
@A single Dorito I shid in other people's mouths
Man, you’re really milking this topic dry...
I’m not complaining.
Please continue.
Daniel Sambar But it’s the last episode.
oh yeah yeah
Man, you're commenting everywhere!
Oh no no
@@poggchamp4426 you have the big ga
Don’t invite me to your party unless it has a carrot flute at it.
Don't invite me to your funeral unless it has a carrot flute at it.
Ciara XO Don’t TALK to me unless you have a carrot flute.
THUNDERCOOKIE 28 and cup speakers
don't forget the banana
Don't exist unless you have a carrot flute
The 5 Most Powerful Empires in History:
5. The (first) Persian Empire
4. The Roman Empire
3. The Mongol Empire
2. The British Empire
1. The 5-Minute Empire
This concludes my little history lesson, thanks.
What about Sumer, Incas, Aztecs, and Mayans
Tharsice Commissaris What about RTgame destroying West Virginia?
@@yulisaramirez8225 That's top five dictators.
@@shadowdecidueye these didnt have global influence, or continental influence
@@trollinape2697 global I agree but continental... eh I have to disagree with that
_0:35__ When you download Minecraft texture packs_
Oh look!
The dominoes one
why do you do the dominoes thing?
what inspired you to start?
love your stuff btw
Ur that domino guy right?
Torilla tavataan
You're not funny
Imagine how many play buttons they have
235,088,766,734,558,346,898,234,500,000,800,808,775
I counted
I'd really rather not.
When you will go to next wca competition
I liked my own comment
One for every two employees.
It’s called five minute crafts because they write, record, edit, and upload the video in only five minutes.
I think someone's finally solved the puzzle. -And I imagine it took more than 5 minutes to realise this.-
And most of the time is the recording
Prophet14 xD
Damn, they have fast internet, if they can upload the video in only 5 minutes
damn they fast if they can record a 10 minute video in 5
1:07 oh boy I cant way for the release of "How many times you shidded based on your zodiac sign" video.
Imagine if Slazo had multiple channels like
- Slazo FAMILY
- Slazo Girly
- Slazo men
Slazo magic
It may be an empire, but it's an empire that laid its foundations on a bunch of sand and hot glue.
Hi justin
Justin Y. What I told you your now here hmmm suspicious lol
U everywhere
i have no creative reply
I think you've watched every single yt video
I must say, your videos are getting better and better.
*Looking forward for 1M subs, you definitely deserve it.*
Agreed
ua-cam.com/channels/o0HP0avuJGqQUskYMFGDDQ.html
Who the fuck are you and why aren't you bullying him because he made Reddit videos
Two comments. I guess you could say...
Florida Man strikes again.
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2:46
That is really bad for your lips. Don't do that.
Yep
Since when did the Kyle Jenner challenge become a beauty hack?
It makes the area around your mouth red.My friend told me because she did the Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge :v
Once my lips turned purple from a Minute Maid bottle
My friend’s apparently lips exploded and he had to go to the hospital 😔
Today my entire math class watched the absolute size of gru
Edit:my teacher only let us because it had math in it
hey its educational
@@RAZ0RL0PEE r/ihavereddit
Wtf can I join your School
@@Sillimant_ oh yeah yeah
r/foundthemobileuser
Um i just got an ad about a man addicted to "frozen food porn"
That sounds pretty -cool- hot.
I didn't even know that food based off of the Frozen movie existed.
What
Same. I keep gettin that ad.
Excuse me wHaT
Tbh companies on UA-cam actually kinda defeat the original purpose of UA-cam
It just takes the "you" out of UA-cam
oh yeah yeah you're right
Oh yeah
Kool Bird oh word word
ustube
Kinda hypocritical to say that when you have that stupid pfp meme.
Five minute crafts is really agressive in their comments on facebook videos. You should do a video just reading their comments to others on their videos if you can find it
What the fuck?
I can provide some screenshots of that!
Ya girl, Aubs please
what the fuck?
What the fuck?
5 Minute Life hack logic: don't want to buy a 7 dollar thing? Waste an hour of your time and 20 dollars to make a worse version of the thing!
Don't forget to make it out of cardboard and then pay ten dollars to spray paint it! Enjoy those three hours you have to wait for it to dry before you can entertain your friends.
And make sure that you take a barbie doll and grate it for your spaghetti!
I'm gonna be honest here, my niece is 5 years old and doesnt speak a word english. We are from belgium, and she always takes the ipad and watches 5 minutes diy and shit. Its colors and songs that speaks to her. I am so fdup by this. But thats how they do this..
Just funny sounds, and colors. Thats how they get so many subs.
Its sad tbh. But it works
@@franz-oy1nw thats exactly what she does. She never fully watched one, always tapping on new ones..
Its easy money
Yeah, like 90% of their fans are kids.
So...five minute crafts has more subs than
Slazo
Markiplier
Jacksepticeye
Danny Gonzalez
Jarvis Johnson
Coryxkenshin
Kubz Scouts
*And how exactly?*
More than every channel except for pewdiepie and Tseries yeah
Apart from me with my astonishing amount of 28 subs
@@koenwillems2507 oh yeah yeah
@Brady Leighton Even better
Skye Ayres kubz scouts!!!!
If there's no hot glue, is it really a life hack?
But do you like watermelon?
Toothpick
No
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@@vincentbarrafato3410 why
>be slazo
>get sponsored by a big company
>cant pronounce that company's name
*That's how Slazo works*
But he did pronounce it correctly...
Dont you mean ==> ;o)
I've said this before: usually for something to be very popular it has to be very mediocre-- because when it's very mediocre, the largest number of people can "get it." Think of the shows, films, and music groups/singers that are the most popular: are they the ones that are the best quality? You know they're not.
Mostly true
"that's an useful lifehack!"
~no one ever
Troom troom is actually more dangerous than 5 min crafts...
Did I hear wrong or did he just say *the last episode of this series*
Omg haha that profile picture is epic where have I seen that before?
@@ashyvlogs1132 omg ikr!
Ashy Vlogs hmmm
Oh yeah yeah he did
mmm oh yeah yeah
"Dip banana in yellow paint!"
crunchy
+200 IQ
I always play with my carrot flute at parties and everyone loves it!
Especially the creepy old man
My science teacher mis clicked on your 5 minutes crafts video from before and everyone cracked up because nearly everyone knows u ;)
AHVOA9UVY9VAOYVQVY BAHAHHAH, I WISH THAT HAPPENED though, I am the only one who knows him-
8:37 I thought slazo made a dragon ball z reference until I looked down at my phone
same
Today I've learnt that piccolo is an instrument and probably the Dragon Ball Z Piccolo is probably named after the instrument, not a pickle. Thank you Daddy Slazo for teaching us some valuable lessons (uwu)
@@NyanNoodles ahahahahahahahahhhahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhaahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahajajahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhahahahAhahahahahahahahah
@@peace8061. haha...ha..yea What's funny?
@@pixyl4415 as to be a DBZ fan it very funny for me
The following is a true story:
Me: *comments on 5-Minute Crafts' video* : "Next video: building a house from hot glue"
5-Minute Crafts: *hearts my comment*
*5-Minute Crafts has become self-aware*
Nah they prolly don't get the joke
Watch them do just that
They probably thought you were serious and are building a miniature house.
The quality of your videos has improved alot. Good job borger
Agreed
Also sub to maximilianmuz
Agreed
@@idqe Oh yeah yeah
Robin Seward I feel really out of the loop for asking this but why does everyone have that profile picture and what is it?
Can’t be worse than their mai- wait oh no
Can't be worse than you commenting everywh- oh wait no
There will be a point when they pass Pewdiepie and we will be all subscribing to T-series with tears in our eyes, just not to allow 5-minute crafts to be the most subscribed.
kremit the frog ikr
@@Azuressunset im about to go to sleep thanks for the nightmares :)
kremit the frog KeRmIt Is SpElLeD wRoNg
I want that engraved on my tombstone.
“RIP DMAN”
“2003 - ????”
“23 INTRIGUING TRICKS FOR YOUT BREAST”
2 signs you're in the BEST PARTY EVER:
1) The music is playing off a phone in a cardboard toilet paper roll.
2) Someone is playing a carrot flute.
_When a wedding with your gf in the background Slazo !?_
WOAH WOAH WOAH! Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I smell like 100 dead orangutans? Considering that I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, smelling like 100 dead orangutans is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear Y
@@AxxLAfriku nani the fuck
@@AxxLAfriku what the actual fuck
@@AxxLAfriku none of us can smell you and quit killing Orangutans!
@@gubs6586 not all Germans are nazis. it's illegal to be one in Germany.
The borger boi has returned. Good Slazo. We rest well fed tonight.
5 Minute Crafts 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Hi
I also see you everywhere
oh yeah yeah
Justin y 2: being everywhere
@@alexandrine1558 bazinga
More like 10:05 minute crafts
Or 1 hour crafts
“You couldn’t pay me to do that”
*ad appears*
Review spy kids 3-D
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah
Oh
.
oh yeah yeah
Please for the love of god don't post more then one comment per comment section its the most fucking annoying thing in the world.
Slazo make a face reveal
He might not be ready for that but maybe a voice reveal?
Face reveal at 1 mil
*BuT hEs UsInG a WeBcAm*
HE ALREADY SAID HES NOT DOING THAT! YOU ARENT A TRUE SLAZIE!!
He needs to upload a video first
Slazo: wait, I’m forgetting something
Me, eyes turning a bright glowing red: *Borger*
"I came out of it much sadder than I did." Slazo- 2019.
0:04 i really wish he wasn't wearing pants in this video 😩😩😩👌👌💦💦💦💦💦
An animating idiot this is ironic...
Right?
@@ionadavies1295 it's a 50% 50% thing sooooooo
thats a weird thing to say..
I SWEAR I'M NOT WEIRD
I feel you man 😣😣😣😣😤😤😤😤😩😩😩😩😤😤🍆🗿🗿
Slazo,when you reach a million subs,you gotta do a Giveaway:1000 burger teddies
**cries**
that mcfuckin “flute” isn’t even a flute wthhhh
0:39 reminds me of the scene in death note where light is writing in the death note
Slazo is the best anime character
Imagine T series getting deleted...
It will be PewDiePie Community Vs 5 minutes crafts community.
5 minuets crafts?
More like...
*veiws for slazo*
5inute crafts?
More like..
*5 M I N U T E G A Y*
5 minute craps
How are we gonna destroy Slazo's mental health this week fellas
5 minute crafts:60 AWESOME IDEAS FOR A COOL PARTY!..electric glowing fluid banana
What's the trend of this profile pic????
@@deathstroke7316 oh yeah yeah
shid. Noun. (plural shids) (obsolete) A piece of firewood four feet long. (obsolete) A unit of length measuring four feet.
“We’re in the Endgame now”
Slazo...I don’t feel so good..
5-minute crafts how to never get laid
I don't even need a hack for that 👈😎👈
It's called 5 minute crafts because the creators are only given 5 minutes to think of ideas
BORGER
Edit: ok this is pretty epic. But you know what'd be even more epic? if you subbed to Pewdiepie. (and my channel too but mainly Pewdiepie)
GLORIA
POPPY
Berder
Bearger
BEARGER
I like how that carrot recorder plays notes that aren't the same as the finger movement.
That intro was great! I really love the direction you’re taking your channel in, Slazo!
My favorite party trick is drilling a carrot and playing it as an instrument.
Bearger is the Best Mascot
This is how crafting mafia works
*crafia
@@goonsdirge3464 that's simpler than saying crafting mafia
7:07 In speech class a friend of mine did his entire instructional speech on how to make one of these “DIY Speakers”
The carrot recorder wouldn’t even work. If you look at her fingers they don’t even sync to the music. Plus the resonance of a carrot is completely different than a plastic, wood or metal recorder. The opening for air on the carrot was too large so most of the air would just leave and not pass through the instrument, making the finger holes useless
itS BORGGER TIME FREN
5- minute crafts comments
0MG I WISH I COULD LIKE THIS TWO TIMES
God, I thought Slazo was good when I just started watching him, but he has really gotten even better :). He deserves more subs tbh
10:16 yeah, i saw a ”life hack” where they put skittles in a jar... and filles it with vodka? That was on the kids ”life hacks” channel? Cause every kid has acces to vodka!
When I saw the carrot flute all I could think about was a party in skyrim in some inn and the bard just whips out a bunch of veggies and gives you THAT look 😏😏
I peed and fardded and shidded
Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem
oh yeah yeah slazo this is so cool oh yeah yeah
@Shrek Shrek oh yeah yeah you're a stinky KSI black person
STOP
You couldn’t pay me to watch a video without borger
I was very worried by the lack of bearger in the background, thank God you fixed it
Please come back Slazo, we love and miss you, I hope you are doing well. Please get better soon. We believe in you ❤️.
I love how the channel is awful yet it has 52 million subs 😂😂😂😂
It's like the Ottoman Empire...
in the 1900s
Like Yugoslavia in 1990s
like the soviet union in the 80s
Like the byzantine empire in 1400s
like rome in the middle ages
1:08 made me spit my drink out. I’m subscribing.
Loved that intro skit, super funny. Those really helps distinguish you from others.
Shoelaces- Flowers
Sink- Trumpet
Cow- Dinosaur
We need a “The Absolute Size of Mr Incredible”
The dislike is from the soul publisher community and there fans
*their
5 ads, huh? Good job, Slazo.
A man's gotta make a living
For an event at my high school, all of the cheerleaders put water bottles on their heads and tied their hair around them in a weird elongated bun/ponytail thing. They looked like the walked straight out of Whoville.
I did NOT see that coming. You broke me tear, man! 😂
Donate socks to dobbies in Africa
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
that foreign burger's got his bacc
I watched a 20 minute compilation from them last night and was bored out of my mind. Also someone used a eyelash curler to get skin out of their pores. Disgusting.
I love your content, Slazo! Keep up the good work!
about that carrot... thing
anyone else noticed halfway through that it was audio slapped onto the player?
and at the end of that scene, when she did the tremolo, that she was moving her finger for a trill?
Notification squat unite
*Squatting intensifies*
Together
@@juholempiainen3767 Kyllä
This is not okey dokey
Oh yeah yeah
8:36 I mean that was actually bom dude so lit
I would be so proud of that tbh baha
5-minute empire has taken over!
*5-minute:* You all have 5-minutes to live!
Hey, low key, bearger looking pretty fine
Slazo is thiccer day by day.
In the top 50 channels only like 4 or 5 of them are actual UA-camrs. The rest are corporate channels, music artist channels, and TV host clips.
The best season finale since the last wizard of waverly place episode
And dang i just got a vincero ad on a vincero sponsored video
Who else is seriously considering buying a Vincero watch because of Slazo
Taro Samuelson Me, and I've only used a watch once before lmao
its for broke people
@@koenwillems2507 that's why i'm considering buying it
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