Today Show Funny Bits part 5. Love, Sex and.. Muffins!?

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  • @chadcollier1070
    @chadcollier1070 2 роки тому +13

    I love how Karl just so non chalantly throws Georgie under the bus after he flubs that line about "It"s hard now." That, and the infinite number of comedy gems he drops makes him a comedy genius!

  • @horsemanpit8812
    @horsemanpit8812 4 роки тому +39

    4:58 “Have you been with the boss again?” Got me chuckling.

    • @echolot
      @echolot 4 роки тому +3

      jesus christ hahahahaha

  • @mikepetitti
    @mikepetitti 2 роки тому +5

    Lived in OZ for years and saw a few of these clips as they happened...very funny. Usually have to binge watch these once a year. Good stuff and thanks for putting these together and posting them.

  • @masterrace8664
    @masterrace8664 8 років тому +45

    "Have you been with the boss again".... Fucking brutal

  • @TheOriginalHeisenberg
    @TheOriginalHeisenberg 11 місяців тому +4

    08:27 Georgie and Lisa..........Yes Please 😂

  • @mattleonard5268
    @mattleonard5268 9 років тому +42

    "keep going…its hard now…" do i have to say more? lmfao

  • @mmtsr8848
    @mmtsr8848 9 років тому +79

    "....there's been no interest for 18 months..." classic.

  • @craiglloyd1361
    @craiglloyd1361 9 років тому +96

    Lisa has the most beautiful smile

    • @professorkaos2781
      @professorkaos2781 6 років тому +5

      possilby the most beautiful smile ive seen and she's an incredible looking 58 year old!

  • @gmoney1065
    @gmoney1065 8 років тому +58

    The sheep joke is one of the greatest things I've ever heard. I literally spit out my drink. I wish we could have news like this here in USA. The today show here sucks. The anchors hate each other and are serious all the time.Any joke like any of the ones they make here and they would be instantly fired.

    • @myshadowkungfu
      @myshadowkungfu 5 років тому +3

      G Money ... yes, here they make faces at each other and have the fakest and uglier laughs. These Aussies are pretty cool.

    • @Adelocity
      @Adelocity 2 роки тому

      I didn’t understand can you explain it please

  • @PeppyDoABarrelRoll
    @PeppyDoABarrelRoll 10 років тому +24

    5:33 I AM CRYING!!

  • @gangstah321
    @gangstah321 13 років тому +19

    im new zealander and still laughed at that joke, classic jokes man lmao

  • @PaddyMcMe
    @PaddyMcMe 3 роки тому +6

    Yeah for us Aussies the GPS being misleading is real, not just a luddite problem. Australia is the fast moving country/continent in the world moving about 7cm a year north and very slightly West and all our GPS stuff was setup back in 1994, so, we're about 1.2m out of whack. Which is more than enough to miss a turning lane, etc.

  • @KingMatto
    @KingMatto 14 років тому +8

    The Big Marn is bloody classic. "There's been no interest rate in months!" hahahahaa

  • @robert1340
    @robert1340 5 років тому +4

    I think this is the funniest of all the Today Show clips.

  • @oldsoulone1217
    @oldsoulone1217 3 роки тому +3

    0:10 I'm as old school as they come having grown up in the 90s, but I have to agree with Karl, I'm too used to using Google maps now lol.

  • @outofthedumps
    @outofthedumps 13 років тому +6

    i cant stop watching these videos........

  • @joedokes7710
    @joedokes7710 5 років тому +6

    8:24 Amazing exchange between Georgie & Lisa!

  • @TheColourofawesome
    @TheColourofawesome 11 років тому +23

    These guys are the Top Gear of morning talk shows.

  • @simonj2949
    @simonj2949 4 роки тому +3

    Butt cheese mite ffs 😂🤣😂

  • @chrismacdonald.6295
    @chrismacdonald.6295 3 роки тому +4

    Love the English accent. (From a UK admirer)!

  • @h8tingit
    @h8tingit 10 років тому +24

    when it comes to sex rating in australia, according to the video, it's: 1) food, 2) accomplishment, 3) relaxation, and 4) sex.
    when it comes to sex rating in america it's: 1) sex, 2) sex, 3) sex, and 4) sex.
    land of the free and the home of the pervs.

  • @LingLangSix6Six
    @LingLangSix6Six 12 років тому +5

    I have been looking for vids like this for ages and there are heaps! Yay! You are my hero!

  • @GWRick-ld7rj
    @GWRick-ld7rj 6 років тому +7

    I miss Lisa and her beautiful smile . . ., she was the best part of the Today Show.

  • @sgrew
    @sgrew 6 років тому +3

    this is better than any show on the internet

  • @Boeviper
    @Boeviper 11 років тому +8

    Hahaha "have you been on the turps again?"

  • @KittyCakes10
    @KittyCakes10 12 років тому +5

    OMG! The end is GOLD! I was in stitches!! xD

  • @GooseRig
    @GooseRig 13 років тому +7

    Love living in Australia. It's all live. So funny

  • @lorrydonate3357
    @lorrydonate3357 4 роки тому +2

    Please more taps back!their so funny

  • @THTANK007
    @THTANK007 15 років тому +2

    Is there going to be a part 6 ? These are great.

  • @GrimReaper5041
    @GrimReaper5041 10 років тому +48

    no interest for 18 months ahahhah

  • @jeffstryker1454
    @jeffstryker1454 4 роки тому +3

    Big Marn is a classic.

  • @khajiit92
    @khajiit92 12 років тому +3

    oh man this show is awesome, wish british morning shows were this awesome.

  • @lolguytiger45
    @lolguytiger45 11 років тому +3

    These are way too entertaining.

  • @Dorschtl1
    @Dorschtl1 9 років тому +7

    Could someone please tell me what the big man says? The part before the 'no interest for 18 months'

    • @jduong18
      @jduong18 9 років тому +15

      +Jonas Breßler He says he calls his wife 'Harvey Norman' (which is a retail store) because there's no interest for 18months ...

    • @Dorschtl1
      @Dorschtl1 9 років тому +1

      +Julie Duong thanks a lot!! :)

    • @TheJoanml
      @TheJoanml 3 роки тому

      @@jduong18 does it imply the wife had no interest for “sex” in a witty way?

  • @Adrian-yp7nb
    @Adrian-yp7nb 8 років тому +14

    5:30 Priceless....

    • @ARKHAMxMaverick
      @ARKHAMxMaverick 8 років тому

      +Adrian Combes Ok-Kindly explain the joke.

    • @elliotwayne618
      @elliotwayne618 6 років тому

      Actorsstudio2777 Harvey Norman is known for having 18 months interest free on payments.

  • @MrVpassenheim
    @MrVpassenheim 8 років тому +7

    If you're not from Australia (American here), you just gotta try the vegemite....Hint: It tastes like it's REALLY healthy for you.

    • @hollycunningham4593
      @hollycunningham4593 8 років тому +4

      As an Australian, I love it, but I highly doubt it's that healthy

    • @MrVpassenheim
      @MrVpassenheim 8 років тому +2

      Holly Cunningham It was a joke. The only people who love it are the ones who grew up with it. I believe only Commonwealth countries are familiar with it. Have anybody else try it and be prepared for the reactions lol.
      To be sure, I know what that's like. I'm hispanic and in the hispanic world most of us grow up with a beverage known as "malta", which is a malted beverage. 95% of us who grew up with it, love it. Have somebody else try it, they will not understand.

    • @Chris1969o
      @Chris1969o 6 років тому

      Flip your tongue in and out until he says 18 months. That's what he says.

  • @JayLand1973
    @JayLand1973 3 роки тому +1

    Haha my GPS in USA has Aussie accent

  • @monny19moo
    @monny19moo 12 років тому +3

    can someone post the complet end bit with the sleeping positions it looks really funny

  • @pdizlmofukahz
    @pdizlmofukahz 14 років тому +11

    $48 an hour.... LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

  • @SC-yw5ve
    @SC-yw5ve 4 роки тому +2

    This show gives me life. How do they get away with it?

  • @jafoosy
    @jafoosy 15 років тому +1

    i love these, please make some more aha

  • @gilesyoung9941
    @gilesyoung9941 12 років тому +5

    No interest for 18 months HOLY SHIT I PISSED MYSELF!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!

  • @mrpuniverse2
    @mrpuniverse2 12 років тому +8

    Georgie putting the moves on Lisa ooh girl on girl action Georgie and Lisa that I would like to see lol

  • @lizzy17895
    @lizzy17895 13 років тому +1

    "Is tht why they call it ButCheese Mite Steven" :/ ahaah thts is soo gross but Hilarious! :D

  • @blahblahstimpy
    @blahblahstimpy 13 років тому +2

    hahahaha the old guy, i dated him in the 70's

  • @blahblahstimpy
    @blahblahstimpy 12 років тому +3

    ROFL at the Big Marn.

  • @DaveBattenWold
    @DaveBattenWold 13 років тому +1

    @wavesmag I almost pissed myself. lol!

  • @specialized29er86
    @specialized29er86 9 років тому +1

    Update your GPS via the internet regularly.

  • @StarkNetwork666
    @StarkNetwork666 3 роки тому

    What does the big man say? Transcripts please

    • @sweatpatch123
      @sweatpatch123 2 роки тому +1

      I'm calling the wife Harvey Norman (retail store) and that's because there has been no interest in 18 months

  • @Aquantika
    @Aquantika 6 років тому +3

    Would love to see Lisa's wellness segment (where you only put the end clip in the video where they joke about stones on her butt)

  • @ddTAYdd
    @ddTAYdd 14 років тому +1

    i dont get the sheep joke lol, obviously its something dirty but i keep replaying it and i just dont understand it lol... anyone want to explain..

    • @WraithRapz
      @WraithRapz 6 років тому

      It costs 48 an hour to fuck the sheep

    • @earlhollar1906
      @earlhollar1906 5 років тому

      @@WraithRapz the Lambs! The sheep are only $30 an hour!

    • @earlhollar1906
      @earlhollar1906 5 років тому

      Zany boy gets right to the point. Doesn't beat around the bush, or wool Maybe?

    • @earlhollar1906
      @earlhollar1906 5 років тому

      We just started getting these in the USA now. Looks like we might get freedom of speech back. Still can't figure out why those six people in the little room in Beverly Hills censored shite and fuck.

  • @shadez1972
    @shadez1972 11 років тому +6

    i bloody lost it on the harvey norman no interest bit

  • @vickysbookshelves
    @vickysbookshelves 13 років тому +1

    @zirconian the sheep joke? They say the lambs are 48$/hr, instead of 48$/kg-or-whatever. 48$/hr, as in New Zealanders can rent it for an hour and they... well... have fun with it... ^^

  • @s0bad
    @s0bad 13 років тому +2

    GG: "im not a HORder whereas you are lisa" lol anyone else got that?

  • @MrKoolRideR
    @MrKoolRideR 13 років тому +1

    muffin man xD

  • @DaveBattenWold
    @DaveBattenWold 13 років тому +1

    No interest for 18 months. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

  • @GillsFan91
    @GillsFan91 13 років тому +2

    Love sex and muffins are the same thing.

  • @Kkarlton
    @Kkarlton 3 роки тому +1

    Lol they sounded more American than British

  • @jeffbasalto5274
    @jeffbasalto5274 4 роки тому +2

    I IAM WITH LISA ON THAT

  • @johnhoward9103
    @johnhoward9103 11 років тому +2

    The UK version!

  • @lollyfuzzy
    @lollyfuzzy 12 років тому +3

    BUTCHEESEMITE!!

  • @markbolton4142
    @markbolton4142 Рік тому

    wives are more expensive than a device that gives you wrong driving instructions. plus if you get tired of hearing them you can just turn them off try that with a wife lol

  • @ChasesdadNYC
    @ChasesdadNYC 3 місяці тому

    They all got better looking, years later. Although, all great looking and talented from early on.

  • @KingMatto
    @KingMatto 12 років тому +4

    Wish you showed the shot of Lisa getting 'hot rocks put on her butt'

  • @aritragupta4182
    @aritragupta4182 7 років тому +1

    It's hard now

  • @GooseRig
    @GooseRig 13 років тому +1

    Love living in austra

  • @emilyaustralis
    @emilyaustralis 3 роки тому +1

    I gotta flu , no one flinches .. as they shouldn’t !

  • @VectorOmega
    @VectorOmega 9 років тому +1

    Someone needs to make a UA-cam Poop or two of the Nine Today Show. Hopefully these montages might be a good starting point. Anyone wanna try?

  • @andress4780
    @andress4780 11 років тому +2

    lol

  • @TodayShowFunnyBits
    @TodayShowFunnyBits  11 років тому +2

  • @mr101cheese101
    @mr101cheese101 9 років тому +5

    butcheesemite is delicious

  • @wudangmtn
    @wudangmtn 4 роки тому

    8:50 Please invite me!

  • @chrisbundyrum
    @chrisbundyrum 12 років тому +2

    funny shit

  • @Connor7106
    @Connor7106 14 років тому

    omg w8 till u c our lamb they r 48 dollars an hour!!!! LOLOLOL!

  • @SquareNoggin
    @SquareNoggin 4 роки тому

    These guys still on the air or what? This is like 10 years old no?
    I feel like the late 00s was right about the end of when news channels were independent enough to actually do stuff like this. They want people watching propaganda these days, and who's gonna tune in to that when you've got these jokesters on in the morning?

    • @Velishea
      @Velishea 4 роки тому

      C B yes Today is still airing, Lisa left a few years ago, due to a pay dispute. Karl left for roughly a year (he was sacked), but is back with a new female host.

  • @tribalcymru1
    @tribalcymru1 4 роки тому +1

    Karl is a scream

  • @thecharng
    @thecharng 14 років тому

    @ddTAYdd Really? New Zealand and sheep? And things getting paid by the hour? No? Remain innocent a bit longer then :D

  • @trooperjoe73
    @trooperjoe73 8 років тому

    she's hot

  • @adamstephens6915
    @adamstephens6915 9 років тому

    d5c

  • @Pumpalevu
    @Pumpalevu 14 років тому

    vossy has no sense of humour