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КОМЕНТАРІ • 1,6 тис.

  • @layfonal1889
    @layfonal1889 5 років тому +3571

    Kaifs coscience: So how many people do we wanna betray today?
    Kaif: Yes.

    • @exmaarmaca
      @exmaarmaca 5 років тому +57

      At this point he could be a character on GOT.

    • @samo_.
      @samo_. 5 років тому +5

      Izuku Midoriya what server does he play on?

    • @layfonal1889
      @layfonal1889 5 років тому +15

      @@samo_. private cuz Kaif can only handl 20 people and thosre are members of his guild

    • @bluetoad2689
      @bluetoad2689 5 років тому +3

      Izuku Midoriya ok im being annoying here but maybe instead of YES it could be yes

    • @layfonal1889
      @layfonal1889 5 років тому +4

      @@bluetoad2689 got ya

  • @cow-stealin-gal
    @cow-stealin-gal 5 років тому +4734

    Random stranger begging for his life:
    *Shadow Wealm.
    *Shadow Wealm.
    *Shadow Wealm.

    • @steviegilliam5685
      @steviegilliam5685 5 років тому +141

      *Shadow Wealm
      *Shadow Wealm
      *Shadow Wealm

    • @eira6844
      @eira6844 5 років тому +105

      @@steviegilliam5685 *Shadow Wealm
      *Shadow Wealm
      *Shadow Wealm

    • @Dakota-sx6jz
      @Dakota-sx6jz 5 років тому +60

      Shadow Wealm

    • @panzerschliffehohenzollern4863
      @panzerschliffehohenzollern4863 5 років тому +59

      Shadow Wealm

    • @captainflarg
      @captainflarg 5 років тому +75

      *Shadow Wealm.
      *Shadow Wealm.
      *Shadow Wealm.
      *Shadow Wealm.
      *Shadow Wealm.
      *Shadow Wealm.
      *Shadow Wealm.

  • @jeremylogan1949
    @jeremylogan1949 3 роки тому +86

    FOUND THE SONG AT THE END! hahaha its ------ Second Plate by Pearce Roswell!!!!! hopefully no one has to struggle to find the music anymore if ya want it :D

    • @absoluteunit5927
      @absoluteunit5927 3 роки тому +8

      I've scrolled down all the way, I knew some hero's comment would answer my question

    • @daaltu6125
      @daaltu6125 3 роки тому +2

      @@absoluteunit5927 fucking faith ahhaha

  • @bagelbob8219
    @bagelbob8219 5 років тому +2506

    Son: Mom, can we have [REDACTED]?
    Mom: No, we have [REDACTED] at home.
    [REDACTED] at home:
    [DATA EXPUNGED]

    • @chaoticroomba
      @chaoticroomba 5 років тому +33

      Noice

    • @bagelbob8219
      @bagelbob8219 5 років тому +26

      @@chaoticroomba thank

    • @memesarereal2206
      @memesarereal2206 5 років тому +28

      This is really [DATA EXPUNGED] I [REDACTED] My pants looking at this

    • @SleepyBoyo
      @SleepyBoyo 4 роки тому +12

      BRING THEM TO THE SHADOW WEALM

    • @sz2yn
      @sz2yn 4 роки тому

      all days scp

  • @patrickferreira5301
    @patrickferreira5301 5 років тому +3278

    Kaif is practically a god when he’s messing with Stan. And Stan just pulls a Kratos

  • @Willjar
    @Willjar 5 років тому +543

    0:17 My proudest and bravest moment in my gaming career

  • @Machinasurge
    @Machinasurge 5 років тому +635

    Nothing more terrifying than a group of t-posing SCPs chasing after you

    • @clairdren
      @clairdren 5 років тому +59

      Especially as they chant "shadow wealm"

    • @mr.bluefox3511
      @mr.bluefox3511 5 років тому +33

      *One of Us* , *One of Us* , *One of Us* , ... XD

    • @thatrandomtayto9262
      @thatrandomtayto9262 5 років тому +17

      The entire screen was literally filled with their voices...

    • @kaaru3746
      @kaaru3746 5 років тому +12

      Shadow wealm

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 5 років тому +7

      They're asserting their dominance and converting the staff.

  • @johnmarshall5341
    @johnmarshall5341 5 років тому +1021

    Ebbz: Nice moves bro
    Kaif: *shoots her*
    A few moments later
    Ebbz: *disappears around the corner*
    Kaif:oH HI EBBZ. *choking sounds*

  • @randompersonontheinternet8787
    @randompersonontheinternet8787 5 років тому +293

    Normal people: why didn't he betray?
    Intellectuals: *initiate operation baguette in two minutes*

  • @leg-sc1bb
    @leg-sc1bb 5 років тому +690

    Everyone: *SHADOW WEALM*
    Me, an intellectual: *crunchy legs*

    • @kitty185_
      @kitty185_ 5 років тому +7

      Everyone: SCPSL
      You, an intellectual: TF2

    • @Retarded_Ape
      @Retarded_Ape 5 років тому +1

      Hee hee hoo hoo ha

    • @SpeedWeed261
      @SpeedWeed261 5 років тому +4

      @@Retarded_Ape *the president*

    • @Retarded_Ape
      @Retarded_Ape 5 років тому

      @@SpeedWeed261 hm, me

    • @SpeedWeed261
      @SpeedWeed261 5 років тому +1

      @@Retarded_Ape precisely

  • @shilukk4539
    @shilukk4539 5 років тому +1064

    Before, I was confused about his relationship with Ebbz.
    I have not been alleviated of that confusion to this day.

    • @mistertaz94
      @mistertaz94 5 років тому +449

      Their relationship is one of dating. If dating involved secretly plotting your lovers death while blissfully unaware of the others plots for a murder most FOWL!

    • @jaxrammus9165
      @jaxrammus9165 5 років тому +108

      @@mistertaz94 wait they're dating? Lol

    • @DaUber30k
      @DaUber30k 5 років тому +66

      ^^ Same Reaction

    • @eyedpanda7
      @eyedpanda7 5 років тому +201

      Wait I thought kaif was gay

    • @acumennova3929
      @acumennova3929 5 років тому +42

      @@mistertaz94 wait, what?

  • @randompersonontheinternet8787
    @randompersonontheinternet8787 5 років тому +226

    I never heard ebbz scream so loud and so emotional before.
    Shadow wealm squad!

  • @soulsaverjailbreaker8942
    @soulsaverjailbreaker8942 5 років тому +1003

    Kaif- Wins 3v1
    - manipulates to survive
    - Escapes and slip through doors
    like a ninja
    Ebbz and Stan- Gets mad at kaif

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 5 років тому +66

      Don't forget he also betrays people just because he can.

    • @Death-ol4he
      @Death-ol4he 5 років тому +8

      Is ebbs he's girl friend or his sister that lives with him or what's going on because I dont know.

    • @MegaRokas123
      @MegaRokas123 5 років тому +16

      @@Death-ol4he gf

    • @Death-ol4he
      @Death-ol4he 5 років тому +3

      K thanks

    • @deepfriedarin1222
      @deepfriedarin1222 5 років тому +16

      Ebbz is one salty woman lol

  • @opnoob0627
    @opnoob0627 5 років тому +66

    The perfect cut scream “NO!!!” 1:28 XD

  • @RancidEarwax
    @RancidEarwax 5 років тому +513

    You and Ebbz are so cute together I appreciate this

  • @cubesolver2564
    @cubesolver2564 5 років тому +26

    1:27 That manly cut-off “NO” made me laugh

  • @Aronim1980
    @Aronim1980 5 років тому +802

    PLEASE Kaif! Play "Keep talking and nobody explodes " with Lil at some point! The Internet demands it!

  • @Leyhunter
    @Leyhunter 5 років тому +123

    "Ow my legs, they're so crunchy" absolutely took me out

  • @michaelst.germain341
    @michaelst.germain341 5 років тому +88

    Kaif:
    Tesla Gate: *I'm about to end a lot of careers*

    • @boi-of3qx
      @boi-of3qx 5 років тому +2

      *alots of death bodies is blocking the telsa gate*
      Telsa gate: WHAAAAAA *~cries~*

  • @hermitharry15
    @hermitharry15 4 роки тому +19

    13:50 - Is that the Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress Opening?
    Ah yes, yes it is

    • @sage5796
      @sage5796 4 роки тому +1

      HermitHarry15 That show is great

  • @Hiroshicze
    @Hiroshicze 5 років тому +1531

    I wonder what happened to Kaif, since he's stopped liking our comments.
    Are you okay, Kaif?

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  5 років тому +600

      Gotcha bitcchhh

    • @lolnowwat2617
      @lolnowwat2617 5 років тому +122

      @@Kaiff so is Kaif + Ebbz real? Ok calling it Kebbz now.

    • @deserteaglegaming5290
      @deserteaglegaming5290 5 років тому +85

      @@lolnowwat2617 literally about 4 months ago when everyone was planning the lily+kaif thing i called the Kebbz combo
      it feels good to be right

    • @lolnowwat2617
      @lolnowwat2617 5 років тому +35

      @@deserteaglegaming5290 you have the full right to feel good my good sir

    • @person0-016
      @person0-016 4 роки тому +6

      You have exactly 420 likes. I'm not gonna ruin that.

  • @arandomtree49
    @arandomtree49 5 років тому +114

    Imagine somebody who values the lives of his own teammates, works together with people who spared him, never trolls Stan and never enrages Ebbz.
    Now, reverse all that and you have Kaif.
    I love these videos.

  • @happyfriday1276
    @happyfriday1276 5 років тому +32

    scientest: *exists*
    d bois: *hippity hoppety your card is my proprety*

  • @drxshock6957
    @drxshock6957 5 років тому +31

    "Friends!"
    "Friends!"
    *"G R E N A D E !"*
    "Friends!"

  • @azriel8729
    @azriel8729 5 років тому +245

    Sees daddy Kaif upload scp*
    Me:DROP EVERYTHING TIME TO WATCH UA-cam I DON’T CARE WHAT WE WERE DOING

    • @audiojack5641
      @audiojack5641 5 років тому +3

      Sky diving and you drop your parachute.

    • @stevenstevenson6091
      @stevenstevenson6091 5 років тому +3

      *drops newborn baby*

    • @Storm-gj3bi
      @Storm-gj3bi 5 років тому +4

      @@stevenstevenson6091 *_Drops baby twins_*

    • @stevenstevenson6091
      @stevenstevenson6091 5 років тому +2

      *drops baby on a baby*

    • @azriel8729
      @azriel8729 5 років тому +2

      *drops baby on the other baby while skydiving and dropping my parachute*

  • @destructiveabsol3165
    @destructiveabsol3165 5 років тому +220

    Join the shadow wealm!
    BRING HIM BACK
    BRING HIM BACK
    BRING HIM BACK
    BRING HIM BACK
    BRING HIM BACK
    BRING HIM BACK

  • @GamerNick52
    @GamerNick52 5 років тому +70

    also i'm very happy for kaif and ebbz, best of luck. (hopefully kaif doesn't kill her to much XD )

  • @Midnight-zq5op
    @Midnight-zq5op 3 роки тому +3

    “Now, you could kill me-“
    Ebbz: As if you ever had a choice in the matter

  • @Yamazakura00
    @Yamazakura00 4 роки тому +6

    5:56 love how even scp 939 is more confuse on why the door keeps opening instead of just going in an eat stan

  • @theflackolocko941
    @theflackolocko941 5 років тому +26

    Stan: Why are you toying with me?
    Kaif: Cuz you as my friend and my slave.

  • @moomoochkn4131
    @moomoochkn4131 5 років тому +627

    Let's be honest here, is it REALLLLY bullying if it's on Stan?

    • @Kaiff
      @Kaiff  5 років тому +138

      Will didn't deserve the ritual death :(

    • @Storm-gj3bi
      @Storm-gj3bi 5 років тому +8

      @@Kaiff true, rest in peace Will

    • @arandompersonnamednoah5082
      @arandompersonnamednoah5082 5 років тому +2

      Is ebbz with you too?

    • @pikmaniac2643
      @pikmaniac2643 5 років тому +7

      MooMooChkn one word: Baguette

    • @ronin1915
      @ronin1915 5 років тому +1

      The law requires that I say no

  • @spencerharrod6199
    @spencerharrod6199 5 років тому +127

    Scp foundation game: "exists"
    Kaif: truth is, the game was rigged from the start

  • @twistymcyeet3765
    @twistymcyeet3765 5 років тому +17

    Everybody gangster till the D Boi pulls a gun

  • @drysconecone7566
    @drysconecone7566 5 років тому +53

    Who would win?
    A Team full of men that were trained by a group that contains monsters for the greater goods of humanity
    Or
    One chaos boi. Every like = how many MTF it takes to kill that one chaos boi

  • @SCP-up4ot
    @SCP-up4ot 5 років тому +303

    Wait, ebbz and kaif are roommates?

    • @hush9185
      @hush9185 5 років тому +137

      they're dating lol

    • @ZJArt
      @ZJArt 5 років тому +29

      Ç Ř Ø Ņ Č H Man yes pretty sure they’re dating

    • @SCP-up4ot
      @SCP-up4ot 5 років тому +57

      @@ZJArt ooh yeah, glad to hear it. Poor lily tho

    • @alexfromsolitude
      @alexfromsolitude 5 років тому +19

      I think it's worse than you imagine...

    • @peterongan9655
      @peterongan9655 5 років тому +45

      I though she was his sister.

  • @gabrielbabash1719
    @gabrielbabash1719 5 років тому +22

    "shadow wealm" is the new meta and no one can convince me otherwise

  • @WatcherCCG
    @WatcherCCG 4 роки тому +6

    4:30 079 doing his best buddy 682 proud with that slaughter.

  • @introplays9613
    @introplays9613 5 років тому +17

    Did anyone else like Kaif’s singing? It was 3:15 for those who wanted to know.

  • @kadenlester3705
    @kadenlester3705 5 років тому +85

    Please keep making scp videos 😂

  • @brockmeister14
    @brockmeister14 5 років тому +26

    " Shadow Wealm. "
    secretly equals
    " All hail Plankton. "
    Good job, keep it up, Kaify Boi.

  • @samcorneby1777
    @samcorneby1777 5 років тому +31

    That
    Was
    Amazing!
    Bloody laughed my head off at you vs ebbz

  • @christopherbowden1737
    @christopherbowden1737 5 років тому +5

    Kaif: now you could kill me-
    Ebbz: immediately kills

  • @WatcherCCG
    @WatcherCCG 4 роки тому +8

    After watching this video repeatedly, I can say with absolute certainty that this is the best episode out of the entire SCP Secret Lab playlist. It's just so damn funny!

  • @tashalino
    @tashalino 3 роки тому +3

    That intercom part sent me at 6:09

  • @Bumsfidelus
    @Bumsfidelus 5 років тому +13

    Shadow Wealm ...
    Shadow Wealm ...
    SHADOW WEALM ...

  • @dustinhauer8311
    @dustinhauer8311 5 років тому +1

    13:50 - Kabaneri of the iron fortress ... NICE xD

  • @riptiso5014
    @riptiso5014 5 років тому +10

    "Ow my legs there so crunchy!" -kaif

  • @potsy5263
    @potsy5263 Рік тому +2

    15:13 the genuine fear in his voice is just 👌

  • @anonymoususer9837
    @anonymoususer9837 5 років тому +6

    6:05, 6:19 I can only imagine hearing this over the intercom...

  • @unoriginalname5169
    @unoriginalname5169 3 роки тому +1

    6:00 this is too good stands reaction is too funny I need just a single clip of Stan saying no go away for 30 minutes ohh all the trolling you guys get up to is too good

  • @BlackWACat
    @BlackWACat 5 років тому +9

    the whole intro: *PART OF THE CREW PART OF THE SHIP*

  • @stjepangolubicic2943
    @stjepangolubicic2943 5 років тому +7

    "Youre TOYING with peoples lives!"
    Me:xD

  • @SeithSeather
    @SeithSeather 5 років тому +3

    Yay it’s back! This is probably one of my favourite series you do. I had school today but when I saw this i brightened up, you made me laugh so much, thank you so much for that Kaif, even tho you don’t know me in real life, to me you feel like the greatest friend I could ever ask for XD

  • @interstellaromelette9466
    @interstellaromelette9466 5 років тому +2

    5:26 damn. true poetry.

  • @couldntthinkofalogosoenjoy4291
    @couldntthinkofalogosoenjoy4291 5 років тому +8

    When the SCP's start talking "Shadow Wealm"

  • @kenph3189
    @kenph3189 4 роки тому +2

    7:05
    dont tell me that i was the only one who laughed so hard on this scene with Stan.

  • @clemgrakata7515
    @clemgrakata7515 5 років тому +7

    Damn, that last scene was amazing.

  • @shadowdragon4516
    @shadowdragon4516 5 років тому +11

    I can hear you from my end of the shadow realm!
    Or wealm if it makes you happier…

  • @adonchavez3542
    @adonchavez3542 5 років тому +17

    my 6th sense is telling when kaif uploads, a genius wish from that genie

  • @chokie281
    @chokie281 4 роки тому +1

    5:29 best part HAHAHAHUHUHU

  • @sir_beeingtonthe1st20
    @sir_beeingtonthe1st20 4 роки тому +3

    Kaif : Crying over Rin's body
    Also Kaif not even a minute later : *"OoO mEdKiT"*

  • @BowelSyndrome
    @BowelSyndrome Рік тому +2

    The dogs womb has a *WHOLE* other meaning now 💀

  • @adityamaulana8588
    @adityamaulana8588 5 років тому +3

    6:19 IM DYING

  • @lurpaderp4479
    @lurpaderp4479 5 років тому +5

    "My legs are crunchy!"
    You know what I think that's how legs taste

  • @bmobmo6438
    @bmobmo6438 5 років тому +4

    Best SCP video to date, this was hilarious LOL

  • @dragon-ye2mw
    @dragon-ye2mw 5 років тому +2

    2:43 "Friends, friends, Granade xD"

  • @neat9743
    @neat9743 5 років тому +10

    The other SCPs are most likely screaming, *WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!*

  • @SuperShyguy11
    @SuperShyguy11 5 років тому +1

    11:16 i can only imagine the amount of damage done to the chaos agents eardrums......

  • @critnoir9926
    @critnoir9926 5 років тому +7

    One of the best ones yet, keep up the amazing content you sexy beast. Love ya Kaif you make toxicity beautiful

  • @servantofsatan2849
    @servantofsatan2849 5 років тому +2

    0:30 Me and the homies sending some stupid nerd to the shadow wealm

  • @Relhio
    @Relhio 5 років тому +3

    "They're never gonna let me live ever again". Kaif, to this day I still don't know how they didn't learn to not trust you since episode one.

  • @ItsShii
    @ItsShii 5 років тому +1

    13:50 Ebbz got gr8 taste in music hahahaha

  • @morte2504
    @morte2504 5 років тому +4

    When Kaif betrays Stan, the truth is, Kaif betrays himself.

  • @ReusableRocket
    @ReusableRocket Рік тому

    Ebbz screaming “NOO!” at the end there with absolute disbelief when Kaif won gets me every time

  • @Neon-rr3mp
    @Neon-rr3mp 5 років тому +9

    13:30 Stan find a fun
    oof editing

  • @thej8330
    @thej8330 5 років тому +1

    5:29 This is why Stan is the best

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 5 років тому +7

    I literally stopped doing my Precalculus homework to jump on and watch this.

  • @mylesdonovan9068
    @mylesdonovan9068 5 років тому +2

    The passion in Stan’s voice at 6:58

  • @labdG
    @labdG 5 років тому +3

    All the SCP videos I've seen have tought me that the game is about leaving your friends behind to die. xD

  • @NellielGrimmjow
    @NellielGrimmjow 5 років тому +2

    Lmao "shadow wealm" 😂😂😂 im dying!!

  • @Febreeze419
    @Febreeze419 3 роки тому +3

    When your ADHD has ADHD: 3:34

  • @deborahsipes26
    @deborahsipes26 4 роки тому +1

    Kaif: Im just a security guard
    Scp 173: hold my beer

  • @Nietabs
    @Nietabs 5 років тому +3

    Stan with *[REDACTED]* I feel bad about Stan.

  • @Tucker619
    @Tucker619 5 років тому +2

    Girls locker room: ugh Becky I hate PE!
    Boys locker room: 0:41
    BRING HIM BACK

  • @Darth_Ausar
    @Darth_Ausar 5 років тому +3

    I approve this message 5:29

  • @MrLachyG
    @MrLachyG 5 років тому +2

    Definitely one of ya best videos. Highlights for me are Stan Mountain, killing Ebbz and Stan pleading on the broadcast

  • @THEOPDESTROYER777
    @THEOPDESTROYER777 5 років тому +3

    Rip Stan saying that he likes big anime dobonhonkerows

  • @foxglove4814
    @foxglove4814 3 роки тому

    Ebbz: nice moves bro *gets shot*
    Ads: have you heard about squarespace?

  • @tamteetleytoo4532
    @tamteetleytoo4532 5 років тому +3

    Wow, Stan really looks... Stan-like

  • @SuryaGD
    @SuryaGD 5 років тому +1

    1:55
    "He's speaking the leaguage of gods"

  • @Mastozz
    @Mastozz 5 років тому +3

    Before anyone asks, it's a private server that they play on btw

  • @j-c4997
    @j-c4997 4 роки тому +1

    Stan’s voice sounded so innocent when he was killed by the dog haha

  • @Kyle-xb4zw
    @Kyle-xb4zw 5 років тому +4

    Dam never knew kaif can sing good

  • @i-am-otter5454
    @i-am-otter5454 Рік тому

    Still come back to these years later and smile! And then wonder where the heck you find such great outro music. DX

  • @haidenmccloskey8878
    @haidenmccloskey8878 5 років тому +13

    Why hello kaif you are awesome please keep doin scp vids thx

  • @Vortexiiixii
    @Vortexiiixii 5 років тому +1

    Everyone: shadow wealm!
    Bunny poacher: look a wabbit!

  • @contentcrow5546
    @contentcrow5546 5 років тому +7

    The content crow approves, and since the crow legion approves, we are granting you 1 SCP-049 pass, if you show this comment to 049 next time you see him, he will be obligated not to attack you for the rest of that game.

  • @ifoundbeans6970
    @ifoundbeans6970 4 роки тому

    Kaif: Ow my legs, they're so crunchy.
    SCP-173: Ur necc iz cronchy

  • @tyfields8241
    @tyfields8241 5 років тому +45

    nerd

  • @Tooth496
    @Tooth496 4 роки тому +1

    I like the fact in almost every stream whoever screws him over gets karma in the end like the guards