Getting people to say "Black Lives Matter" instead of "BLM"

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  • @U.Inferno
    @U.Inferno Рік тому +6922

    Brennan Lee Mulligan is an upstanding dude. He's incredibly funny and kind. Shocking so many people don't like him.

    • @drsherifff
      @drsherifff Рік тому +67

      Exactly

    • @misterbrick4276
      @misterbrick4276 Рік тому +366

      Joke aside I heard he goes by “BLeeM” to avoid this exact thing

    • @fart63
      @fart63 Рік тому +167

      @@misterbrick4276 I love bleem

    • @Animallovercomedian
      @Animallovercomedian Рік тому +101

      @@misterbrick4276 BLEEM

    • @nickmccabe2327
      @nickmccabe2327 Рік тому +86

      Thanks for "getting it in the comments" for BLM

  • @gaafts
    @gaafts Рік тому +12605

    This video makes it seem like Bureau of Land Management isn’t evil

    • @newagetapes
      @newagetapes Рік тому +170

      How is the Bureau of Land Management evil

    • @johnjones_1501
      @johnjones_1501 Рік тому

      @@newagetapes I hope he is kidding, but remember the Bureau of Land Management was the people the Ammon Bundy and his idiot friends, in Nevada, were fighting with when they were illegally grazing cattle on protected lands. The right actually has a long history of hating the Bureau of Land Management because they want to utilize and steal public property and not share it with anyone else, whenever one of them can make a quick buck doing so.

    • @johnjones_1501
      @johnjones_1501 Рік тому

      @@newagetapes I hope he is kidding, but remember the Bureau of Land Management was the people the Ammon Bundy and his idiot friends, in Nevada, were fighting with when they were illegally grazing cattle on protected lands. The right actually has a long history of hating the Bureau of Land Management because they want to utilize and steal public property and not share it with anyone else, whenever one of them can make a quick buck doing so.

    • @Karlusman
      @Karlusman Рік тому

      @@newagetapes Get out of here you BLM spy.

    • @woubus3684
      @woubus3684 Рік тому +1103

      @@newagetapes We all know what they did

  • @playtester6635
    @playtester6635 Рік тому +3205

    Man, those people really hate the Bureau of Land Management.

    • @defeatSpace
      @defeatSpace Рік тому +60

      Those people just hate Big Lavish Mansions

    • @civetbutlemonbutmouse6087
      @civetbutlemonbutmouse6087 Рік тому +32

      too bad they refuse to support the Bureaucratic Legion of Men as well

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 Рік тому +19

      Lets be honest those people also probably think Bureau of Land Management is government over reach

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 Рік тому +13

      @@neurofiedyamato8763
      Depending on who and when, it kinda was

    • @jasonchiu272
      @jasonchiu272 Рік тому +7

      It sucks that they too are not fans of receiving Bonus Luxurious Materials

  • @haruruben
    @haruruben Рік тому +8912

    Wow Shari just absolutely would not say “black lives matter”

    • @CosmicMoth
      @CosmicMoth Рік тому +748

      if you admit you are against black lives mattering it really discredits your position. same shit happened in the 50s and 60s when certain companies and business decided not to segregate black people (before the 1964 civil rights bill).

    • @haruruben
      @haruruben Рік тому

      @@CosmicMoth against Black victims of police violence getting justice???? No, I’m in favor of BLM’s demand for police to be held accountable for murdering non-whites. Why would anyone not be in favor of law and order ? When cops break the law they need to be brought to justice not protected by the “blue wall of silence”

    • @hulkaiden6178
      @hulkaiden6178 Рік тому +126

      @@CosmicMoth They are not against black lives mattering, they are against the organization "Black Lives Matter." One can hold both of these positions. And comparing companies having BLM pins and companies not segregating black people is a little disingenuous.

    • @elite950
      @elite950 Рік тому

      exactly. as an actual black, i absolutely don't support BLM that's right BLM because first and for most the organization is shady af and whoever says otherwise is dumb af. second all lives matter, blacks aren't the only ones facing racism or HAD faced racism. Matter of fact some asian hate crimes are done by black ppl. The saying is not inclusive, it's very divisive instead. SO ALL LIVES MATTER ✊🏾

    • @haruruben
      @haruruben Рік тому

      @@elite950 the organization is not shady because it’s not an organization. You wanna talk about shady the MAGA cult stole millions from their cultists intended to build a racist wall to keep out refugees and Steve Bannon and a Chinese communist billionaire lined their pockets - then Dornald Trimp PARDONED the scam con artist thieves! That’s shady. BLM is fine by comparison they’re saints

  • @miketacos9034
    @miketacos9034 Рік тому +3421

    “I used to love shopping at Walmart”
    There’s your problem.

  • @psychoticsy6350
    @psychoticsy6350 Рік тому +3319

    Remember, the only people whose lives don’t matter are people who don’t put their shopping carts away.

    • @squaaaaak3178
      @squaaaaak3178 Рік тому +62

      What!?! Putting carts away takes jobs away from store workers and makes you the worker....for free! The companies love that! 😏🤪

    • @psychoticsy6350
      @psychoticsy6350 Рік тому +194

      Confucius says: A mysterious runaway shopping cart will crash into you.

    • @jimmyjohnjoejr
      @jimmyjohnjoejr Рік тому +235

      @@squaaaaak3178 yeah, stick it to those corporate higher ups by leaving your cart out! That'll show them

    • @defeatSpace
      @defeatSpace Рік тому +13

      And people who don't own Big Lavish Mansions

    • @hotdogbananaman
      @hotdogbananaman Рік тому

      I am in support of "NO LIVES MATTER"

  • @KattReen
    @KattReen Рік тому +8228

    Someone has to stick it to Big Latex Manufacturing, Ben. We don't want the condom equivalent of a Microsoft industry monopoly

    • @imaeintellec209
      @imaeintellec209 Рік тому +79

      *Bio Latex Manufacturing

    • @elaqgarahulelpon1479
      @elaqgarahulelpon1479 Рік тому +195

      @@imaeintellec209 You think they're going to stop at Bio Latex?

    • @arthuraraujo3608
      @arthuraraujo3608 Рік тому +1

      @@elaqgarahulelpon1479 they seek to become the BEHEMOTH OF LATEX MONOPOLY™

    • @millionelectricvolts6117
      @millionelectricvolts6117 Рік тому +64

      @@elaqgarahulelpon1479 Right! They're gonna take all the latex manufacturing.

    • @ji604
      @ji604 Рік тому +68

      With all the competition I'd hope they don't stretch themselves too thin and break under the pressure.

  • @lukeardizone5975
    @lukeardizone5975 4 роки тому +3700

    This has gotta be the funniest joke format I’ve seen in a while. Keep up the good work you’ve struck gold with this.

    • @tvre0
      @tvre0 Рік тому +5

      You should see Ken M

    • @haifutter4166
      @haifutter4166 Рік тому

      It's somewhat sad to be honest. This shows how radical their thinking is, and on the other side reminds you of the radicals that actually exist in the BLM movement, who just seek vengeance and are racist themselves.
      It makes one wonder, whether humanity will ever grow together and if we will ever be able to overcome racism.

    • @tvre0
      @tvre0 Рік тому +1

      @@haifutter4166 it’s possible, but we first have to get rid of the idea of race. That’s extremely difficult.

    • @haifutter4166
      @haifutter4166 Рік тому

      @@tvre0 You don't have to tell me. From today's biology standpoint the race-thinking is total nonsense. But people always look for ways to reject people who are in some way different. It's hardwired, and we would need to teach the majority the ability to reflect on these thoughts.

    • @tvre0
      @tvre0 Рік тому +2

      @@haifutter4166 it’s near impossible. The most likely situation is total societal and cultural collapse, so people forget about it.

  • @sodapop8368
    @sodapop8368 Рік тому +1024

    Real talk, who unironically says they "love shopping at walmart"??

    • @JimKirk1
      @JimKirk1 Рік тому +144

      Bureau of Land Management haters, presumably

    • @cactusgamingyt9960
      @cactusgamingyt9960 Рік тому +35

      An alien disguised as a human

    • @stuartblittley3531
      @stuartblittley3531 Рік тому

      advertisement headass😂

    • @CrypticCobra
      @CrypticCobra Рік тому +28

      I love shopping at Walmart. You get to people-watch and see all the crackheads in their natural habitat, while also getting some pretty good deals.

    • @xekind
      @xekind Рік тому

      The greeters though

  • @chrysshart
    @chrysshart Рік тому +4080

    You know, I've never been a fan of trolling but this is where it is, right here.

    • @hoghuhaghu8506
      @hoghuhaghu8506 Рік тому +50

      If they meant "Black Lives Matter" then they would've said it, in my opinion.

    • @TheBalloonBob
      @TheBalloonBob Рік тому +200

      In my opinion, this is what trolling has always been. Anything more serious is harassment, and should be referred to as harassment.

    • @lkm630y79
      @lkm630y79 Рік тому +97

      My whole life all the trolls I saw where using offenses to piss people off, as racism, misogyny.. but this is the contrary. I like it now

    • @eggnog_egg
      @eggnog_egg Рік тому +39

      most trolling is harassment, it shouldn't be classified as trolling

    • @luftwaffle3766
      @luftwaffle3766 Рік тому +9

      @@eggnog_egg most harassment is trolling, it shouldn’t be classified as harassment

  • @blankb.2277
    @blankb.2277 Рік тому +803

    This is like when you see people using an acronym you never heard on Insta and you google it and you get the most obscure irrelevant uses of that acronym 😅

    • @ts4gv
      @ts4gv Рік тому +19

      surprisingly relatable

    • @seniorchonkza997
      @seniorchonkza997 Рік тому +111

      Cognitive behavioral therapy ? That's what the kids are into these days?

    • @GregorianMG
      @GregorianMG Рік тому +47

      @@seniorchonkza997 Ah yes, CBT aka Cognitive Behavioral Theraphy. Yeah I wonder too...

    • @JupiterBoy100
      @JupiterBoy100 Рік тому +8

      Fucking NBM, I could never figure out what that stood for.

    • @omnimonium
      @omnimonium Рік тому +5

      @@JupiterBoy100 not my business?

  • @ObsessiveClarity
    @ObsessiveClarity Рік тому +236

    I can't get over the thought that there's a real person named Shari out there who believed (until the end when the Bureau of Land Management stepped in) that this completely unhinged conversation was being carried out by an official Delta account

  • @AtariEric
    @AtariEric Рік тому +1122

    Why does Shari want all of our land unmanaged?

    • @grubbygeorge2117
      @grubbygeorge2117 Рік тому +115

      She probably wants the land for herself

    • @ChasetheG
      @ChasetheG Рік тому

      She’s obviously referring to the organization known as Black Lives Matter. Somebody at Delta’s PR must’ve been living under a rock.

    • @inzanity490
      @inzanity490 Рік тому +167

      @@grubbygeorge2117 She doesn't want to shari it.
      (Admittedly this joke sounded better in my mind.)

    • @88marome
      @88marome Рік тому

      Maybe she's a socialist

    • @fm56001
      @fm56001 Рік тому +7

      @@inzanity490 hehehe

  • @MasterGhostf
    @MasterGhostf Рік тому +3423

    By making an enemy a abbreviation or some other name; it removes the personal ness from it. IT makes it easy to attack someone.

    • @RandoHandle
      @RandoHandle Рік тому +325

      Absolutely correct. I bet any one of those people complaining and moaning online wouldn’t dare say a word to an actual person of color. It’s all fine and dandy until they have to look someone in their eyes.

    • @thegames4565
      @thegames4565 Рік тому +2

      @@RandoHandle
      I hate black lives matter and I wouldn't say a thing to a person of color because I don't hate them. I hate the organization, it's literally PETA but at least they don't kill the people they're defending.

    • @beardedemperor
      @beardedemperor Рік тому +236

      It's because they absorb their talking points uncritically for media outlets that try to avoid saying "Black lives matter" wherever they can in case a listener stops and thinks "wait... that sounds like a reasonable position..."

    • @facundosterzerforino1704
      @facundosterzerforino1704 Рік тому

      @@beardedemperor If you think that then you will love the national socialist, they figth the rich to help the poor

    • @Nib_Nob-t7x
      @Nib_Nob-t7x Рік тому +1

      The issue is not that they don’t think black lives matter. It’s that they disagree with an activist organization called that. leftist organizations have a tendency to call themselves stuff that is very one agrees on, but then they add other stuff that had nothing to do with it. Also BLM is a scam, seriously just look up the founders, they have been siphoning money from it to buy mansions and pay their relatives “security fees” that would make someone the highest paid security guard in the world 10x over.

  • @user-eo1sv5kn4i
    @user-eo1sv5kn4i Рік тому +973

    These were the same people who were calling everyone ‘snowflakes’ a few years ago 😂

    • @EpicFurbynerd76YO
      @EpicFurbynerd76YO Рік тому +19

      TRUE

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique Рік тому +77

      Basically everyone is a snowflake when their worldview gets challenged it seems.

    • @danielcrafter9349
      @danielcrafter9349 Рік тому +15

      ​@@Gandhi_Physique- "everyone" 😂😂

    • @TheOG-GG
      @TheOG-GG Рік тому

      "Snowflake" describes those people very well though. Snowflake - Someone who is weak, white, and cannot take the heat. Pretty much describes every Republican, religious person, bigot, and rich dick sucker (someone who does whatever rich people say) on the planet!

    • @Utetheisa-Coloptera-Ulgari
      @Utetheisa-Coloptera-Ulgari Рік тому +4

      anyone can be a snowflake

  • @grubbygeorge2117
    @grubbygeorge2117 Рік тому +1036

    I hate the Bureau of Land Management. They stole my house so that they could “manage” it smh

    • @johnjones_1501
      @johnjones_1501 Рік тому +44

      Were you one of those people who had a magical deed from Brigham Young who said God told you that the land belonged to you and your family didn't have to pay for it? Because those don't count.

    • @defeatSpace
      @defeatSpace Рік тому +19

      They also stole from their loyal clients to build Big Lavish Mansions

    • @-108-
      @-108- Рік тому +15

      @@johnjones_1501 Actually, they do. It's called a "homestead," and it was the law back in the time of BY. So you think all of the early settlers of America paid someone for the land they homesteaded?

    • @ianh1504
      @ianh1504 Рік тому +2

      @@-108- you dont get to pick and choose which laws to follow, then flee to mexico when people tell you that.

    • @TuhljinTampergauge
      @TuhljinTampergauge Рік тому

      @@johnjones_1501Just admit you're a history revisionist and a bigot who relies on stupid memes and the appeal to ridicule fallacy.

  • @isaiahcameron7897
    @isaiahcameron7897 Рік тому +967

    I feel bad for the customer service agent that has to deal with Shari’s phone call later.

    • @iizzcool
      @iizzcool Рік тому +30

      nightmare fuel

    • @casbot71
      @casbot71 Рік тому +19

      I just hope the recording gets leaked.....

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay Рік тому +9

      probably just an empty threat
      hopefully

    • @TheIntJuggler
      @TheIntJuggler Рік тому

      *Karen

  • @bryanfongo327
    @bryanfongo327 Рік тому +162

    "go woke and go broke"
    Multibillion dollar company: ok

    • @LykanHyper10
      @LykanHyper10 10 місяців тому

      lmao true. These mfs think that them saying they will never use this service ever again just ride these companies of bad customers. “Go woke go broke” is the stupidest statement of the century because those same companies and people are still making massive profits after getting diversity hires, Becky. 📈📈📈

    • @22steve5150
      @22steve5150 3 місяці тому +17

      meanwhile these idiots worship a guy with a dozen bankruptcies and 90% of his business ventures flopped, and whose business acumen has turned the half billion dollars his father left him into roughly half what it would have been if he had just invested it in a standard broad portfolio on the stock market.

    • @Watermalone119
      @Watermalone119 Місяць тому +7

      @@22steve5150the best part of trump supporters is that trump doesn’t even believe half the politics he preaches (nor does Biden iirc) he’s written books and even ran for a 3rd party in the early 2000s.

  • @cool_sword
    @cool_sword 2 роки тому +1460

    tbf half these people definitely also hate the Bureau of Land Management

    • @allegorx58
      @allegorx58 Рік тому

      well that would make sense if it were even half the scam blm turned out to be

    • @one_mega_ohm9139
      @one_mega_ohm9139 Рік тому +86

      probably latex manufacturing too

    • @randomutubr222
      @randomutubr222 Рік тому +54

      I love BLM. The only land in CA that allows you to freely shoot guns outdoors!

    • @uncountedvoter9449
      @uncountedvoter9449 Рік тому +8

      @@randomutubr222 Until Biden changes that.

    • @soupfan1
      @soupfan1 Рік тому

      @@uncountedvoter9449 biden is better at eating glizzy than trump, face the facts. Stop being so mad that he got beaten at the national glizzy eating contest that takes place every 4 years. He'll have his chance to loose again in 2024.

  • @finchasaurus
    @finchasaurus 4 роки тому +969

    Bio Latex Manufacturing is my favorite Company. #BLM

  • @JayBigDadyCy
    @JayBigDadyCy Рік тому +505

    Shari finally said it at the end and could've saved herself a whole lot of time and maybe done something more enjoyable with said time. She said "perhaps my opinion doesn't matter". YES, Shari. You DO understand! Your opinion, in fact, does not matter.

    • @KaylaMarie_
      @KaylaMarie_ Рік тому +44

      But Black Lives do 🙏

    • @iizzcool
      @iizzcool Рік тому +9

      the lack of self awareness is truly astounding haha

    • @rectaalborween8471
      @rectaalborween8471 Рік тому +1

      Matters so little youre out here writing essays on how much you hate it huh?

    • @IdiotamSpielen
      @IdiotamSpielen Рік тому +22

      @@rectaalborween8471 have you ever written an essay? If I handed in five sentences as an essay, that grade would be dropping... and dropping... and dropping...

    • @rectaalborween8471
      @rectaalborween8471 Рік тому

      @@IdiotamSpielen
      Well shit, I never said it was a GOOD essay did I?
      Idk about all your grades but I bet your reading comprehension one must be low

  • @88Spint
    @88Spint Рік тому +465

    BLM is the best mage class, focusing on raw power and destruction magic. I always enjoyed a good BLM even if they are a bit simple and often get overlooked in favor of more advanced classes.

  • @captainkirrahe
    @captainkirrahe Рік тому +68

    Honestly as a government worker, the acronym BLM still makes me think of the Bureau of Land Management first.

  • @LitoMike
    @LitoMike Рік тому +52

    "OMG BLM!?!?!?"
    "Sorry, I guess Big Little Mlanet is nothing."
    "NO, BLM!!! STOP PLAYING DUMB!!!"
    "OH! You mean back-lighting mode? You can buy a lightless mode!"

  • @robzbuzz
    @robzbuzz Рік тому +301

    Re: guy who said decisive instead of divisive. When people try to use words they don't know to make themselves seem smarter only makes you look dumber.

    • @TheWorldsStage
      @TheWorldsStage Рік тому +23

      indubitability I agree

    • @swagboss
      @swagboss Рік тому +13

      It's not that deep. He just mixed two words up.

    • @pineapplesauce6509
      @pineapplesauce6509 Рік тому +15

      it might have been autocorrect because that happens to me quite a bit.

    • @normanclatcher
      @normanclatcher Рік тому +24

      @@swagboss it's not that deep? Unfathomable!

    • @clockside
      @clockside Рік тому +9

      @@normanclatcher Fricking love this response lmao

  • @daddyreginald5062
    @daddyreginald5062 4 роки тому +436

    You seem like the type of person who would wait for me to finish tying my shoelace I respect you

    • @defeatSpace
      @defeatSpace Рік тому +5

      You get respect with Big Lavish Mansions, your chivalry dumbo jumbo is pitiful.

    • @defeatSpace
      @defeatSpace Рік тому +1

      @@Not_Toxic848 a good friend would care about your cardiovascular health

  • @Ghost-ql6tn
    @Ghost-ql6tn Рік тому +103

    Doing customer service you weren't even paid for is the definition of insanity

  • @JohnRay1969
    @JohnRay1969 Рік тому +22

    I'm interested in why Sherie was yelling at Delta when she was complaining about (Un)American Airlines.

  • @asurasyn
    @asurasyn Рік тому +24

    "Why do you hate us so much, Shari?" - Bureau of Land Management
    Dog Almighty, I want this on a t-shirt!!

  • @farmerchuck7294
    @farmerchuck7294 3 місяці тому +9

    1:57 Does Michael really think that “drug” is the past tense of “drag”?! That could cause some… interesting misunderstandings in a conversation.

  • @maliksmith9003
    @maliksmith9003 Рік тому +64

    The Bureau of Land Management is clutch af 🤣

    • @ObamaoZedong
      @ObamaoZedong Рік тому

      I hate the BLM, they don't let you smoke weed on BLM land because it's still federally restricted, even if the state legalized it.

    • @theyeetus1428
      @theyeetus1428 Рік тому +1

      Almost as clutch as the one in my car.

  • @nunchai_is_life
    @nunchai_is_life 3 роки тому +442

    Ben, it has been such an awful time for so many reasons but these videos made my evening. Thank you so much for the smiles and laughter - you are clearly incredibly clever and witty. I hope you are taking care of your mental health as you take on these challenging comments.

    • @mickeyoshea2035
      @mickeyoshea2035 Рік тому +7

      Same sentiments. I also hope Ben takes care. Funny people, the really funny, clever ones like Ben aren't always laughing inside. I hope Ben has someone who makes him laugh daily.

  • @feandal5274
    @feandal5274 Рік тому +119

    "thanks for watching. 😐 i really appreciate it. 😐" i love this guy

  • @donkeykong9236
    @donkeykong9236 Рік тому +44

    1:02 Of course there's something wrong with her. She LIKES shopping at Walmart!

  • @table2.0
    @table2.0 Рік тому +34

    The fact that people can say “black lives matter” like it’s a bad thing is trippy to me

    • @your_-_mom
      @your_-_mom Рік тому +10

      The organization is

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade Рік тому +9

      That happens because it's so ill-defined. Few people genuinely think that black lives don't matter. The problem is that when people say black lives matter, they mean a lot of different things which have a lot of different degrees of validity to them. It's the same with defund the police. It's way too short of a slogan to express any particularly meaningful position. We can't literally defund the police and expect any good to come of it, without doing other things like allocating that money to alternate ways of addressing the same problems and really doing that before the defunding. But, that isn't an automatic assumption that comes from the slogan and there are a few people who literally mean, defund the police and call it a day. (Admittedly that's fringe)

    • @drippycity4135
      @drippycity4135 Рік тому +4

      @@SmallSpoonBrigade question: what “lots of different things” can saying “black lives matter” mean?? Like I can only think of 2

    • @kylenason
      @kylenason Рік тому +6

      @@drippycity4135 it could mean you stand with the organization itself and all their beliefs. One issue with the BLM (Black Lives Matter) organization that I’ve heard from multiple people is that they are apparently against the idea of a nuclear family, which many people don’t like. That is the exact reason why my dad doesn’t like the BLM organization. It’s not that he dislikes black people, it’s that he hates how the organization is against the idea of a nuclear family or having a father figure in the family as he loves being a father in a nuclear family household. I’ve never looked into this myself because frankly, I just don’t care and I personally suck at research. I’ll let people think what they want of me based on my own actions, not me going out of my way to say Black Lives Matter whenever I get the chance.

    • @Levyathyn
      @Levyathyn Рік тому

      A couple of people in one state started an "official" BLM group, ostensibly trying to organize, group together, and create a main power structure for Black Lives Matter activists.
      In truth, these people were both scam artists who stole as much as a few hundred thousand in donations by basically running a sham organization, after which both dissembled and fled. I don't know if they were caught or if anything was even held against them, but they gave BLM as a whole a bad reputation.
      A lot of people who talk about it being an organization, it being terrible, it being fraud, stuff like that, are unknowingly referring to this scam organization.
      True Black Lives Matter activists are just normal people, across this and other countries, who generally aren't involved with taking or spending money, much less spending it like that small organization did.
      All it did was money the waters and give haters ammunition, because they don't have to look very far or google very hard to find some kind of information they can abuse to pretend like everyone in this country is related to those two people and their sham organization.

  • @MCOury1998
    @MCOury1998 Місяць тому +8

    As an American Indian Studies/Anthropology major, while I KNOW that BLM can mean Black Lives Matter, my immediate first thought is the Bureau of Land Management whenever I see/hear the acronym.

  • @Rilex037
    @Rilex037 Рік тому +24

    17 years have passed and I still have no clue how comments work on Twitter.

    • @watsonwrote
      @watsonwrote Рік тому +13

      Yeah, especially since the screenshots in this video are from Facebook

  • @bexyrexy
    @bexyrexy 4 роки тому +38

    Hi Ben! I’m digging the halo effect glowing behind your head. It’s much more complimentary to your complexion over the grey corpse tone lighting you used to use. 😜

    • @palmertrolls
      @palmertrolls  4 роки тому +16

      lol - I have no idea what's going on with the editing. I try to make things look good but then there's certain things that just pop up like that lol :) Glad you're enjoying the halo Bex!

  • @maggiefranks6849
    @maggiefranks6849 Рік тому +8

    I've always been anti-BLM. I'm especially upset with their policies against wild horses!

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 11 місяців тому +1

      The British Broadcasting Company is jealous of how well endowed these horse breeding businesses have become .

  • @manmansgotmans
    @manmansgotmans Рік тому +61

    BLM? Oh, I assume you're a Big Luxury Mansions connoiseur as well?

  • @brightblackhole2442
    @brightblackhole2442 Рік тому +13

    shari must be incredible at normal human conversation, probably self-teaching too

  • @10Vernonplace
    @10Vernonplace Рік тому +21

    Your deadpan responses are pure gold.

  • @Lahng_Blackduke
    @Lahng_Blackduke Рік тому +11

    Who knew that wearing a pin declaring that Blondes Love Me and/or Belgians Lick Meat, could be so decisive?

    • @NaughtyBlastoise
      @NaughtyBlastoise Рік тому +1

      As a Belgian I can confirm we do lick a whole lot of meat

    • @Lahng_Blackduke
      @Lahng_Blackduke Рік тому +1

      @@NaughtyBlastoise As well you should!

  • @RugSenpai
    @RugSenpai Рік тому +17

    What if the whole time Shari truly meant the bureau of land management?

  • @lisleigfried4660
    @lisleigfried4660 Рік тому +5

    Because the phrase “black lives matter” has a meaning in English apart from the organization of BLM. The use of the acronym clarifies this.

  • @ben68442
    @ben68442 Рік тому +17

    I'm confused, I always thought that BLM was in reference to Bald Ladies Mattress, they are SO COMFY.

  • @Sillimant_
    @Sillimant_ Рік тому +3

    Hey look, turns out Buy Large Mansions was a scam the whole time! If only anyone had said this from the beginning!

  • @thefourthwall6839
    @thefourthwall6839 Рік тому +3

    honestly, I really oppose BLM's policy of letting loose free-roaming donkeys and horses, and I think nuclear energy (specifically thorium reactors) should be invested in rather than space-polluting wind turbines and solar farms. I don't oppose the Bureau of Land Management's existence, I just think their policies should be changed.

  • @grndmstrjoe
    @grndmstrjoe 4 роки тому +72

    Damn, I've been following your tiktok all summer. Sorry for taking so long to subscribe to your UA-cam channel.

  • @janusrasmussen191
    @janusrasmussen191 4 роки тому +256

    This video just made my day, Ben you’re amazing 💪

    • @lialogan3719
      @lialogan3719 4 роки тому +1

      Right the best shit ever!!

    • @Benpurple4
      @Benpurple4 Рік тому +1

      Thanks :)

    • @sourcessay8295
      @sourcessay8295 Рік тому

      Some black people dont seem to think so. Black on black crime has rocketed since they painted BLM on the street and cut funding for police they wanted defunded. Bring back law and order for Black lives to matter again.

    • @Benpurple4
      @Benpurple4 Рік тому

      @@sourcessay8295 yes them blacks sure do black it up sometimes. Do you understand what defunding the police means? You don't. I know you don't, or you wouldn't be making dumb shit comments.

    • @sourcessay8295
      @sourcessay8295 Рік тому

      Ben sent me a reply to my original post, which he has since removed from this post. It read: "Yes them blacks sure do black it up sometimes."

  • @aloedg3191
    @aloedg3191 Рік тому +10

    Maybe if you said "We work with the Bureau of Land Management when constructing airports" it could annoy people better

  • @calmghosts
    @calmghosts Рік тому +35

    How dare you trick people into common sense.

  • @flithbrin
    @flithbrin Рік тому +11

    I'm pausing at 0:35 so I can say now before I know, but I hope he refers to BLM as "bacon lettuce mayonnaise" like a sandwich order to try to get them to explain what it is as part of the trick. and edit: I misunderstood what was going on

    • @NaveeSeal
      @NaveeSeal 7 днів тому

      Just like Victor Frankenstein in a bodybuilding competition

  • @palmertrolls
    @palmertrolls  Рік тому +487

    come see a live show! www.palmertrolls.com
    10/4 Omaha Funny Bone
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  • @jcnot9712
    @jcnot9712 Рік тому +6

    That last lady acted like she was being asked “who was in Paris?”

  • @cartkart1
    @cartkart1 Рік тому +4

    I’m so confused by people who don’t like BLM. Why don’t they support Brennan Lee Mulligan?

    • @LoseMillion
      @LoseMillion Рік тому

      His one of the best collage humour members I don't get why people hate him so much.

  • @mialo420
    @mialo420 Рік тому +10

    BLM stands for Big Luxury Mansions

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 Рік тому +4

    Another group that gets the "don't say it" but in how they pronounce it is *Antifa.*
    It's always _Ant-tif-a_ not _Anti-fa_ as in _Anti-fascist._
    It only works with speaking, but using the _Anti_ pronunciation can annoy them a bit, but using the full _Anti-fascist_ is always fun and can't be glossed over.
    There's also asking if they support Profa?
    But mentioning that Antifa was originally the Allied military in WW2 is great for triggering.

    • @williamfoote1609
      @williamfoote1609 2 місяці тому

      Wow! Another one. What type of Antifaschistische Aktion role are you? My grandfather who stormed Omaha Beach in Normandy? Or, Major Richard “Dick” Winters that lead Easy Company of the Second Battalion 506 PIR of the 101st Airborne Division? You don’t seem that type to me as he actually went to war and fought Fascists. Not ran around the streets attempting to look like a badass and crying when you get popped in the mouth for doing something stupid.
      Yeah, I get a bit triggered when I have wannabe keyboard warrior assholes attempting to equate themselves with my forefathers in the 101st Airborne Division or even those that actually fought against real Fascists. Not the boogeymen you portray as Fascists. Those like you don’t compare even closely to them. Unlike you, they are real heroes and actually sacrificed their lives. What have you done or anyone with that “idea” done to be comparable? Nothing.
      You all LARP as these men. You don’t sacrifice anything. You are rarely uncomfortable like them (yes getting hit with tear gas sucks but it goes away eventually and sometimes you get so used to it that you use it for cold medicine). You aren’t fighting the next “Bad Mustache Man” or his cronies. Contrary to popular belief, most of the actual warriors I know and have had the privilege to call my friends look upon you all like idiots. Many dislike civilians acting like armchair generals but they have an even further disdain for those that attempt to compare themselves to others that we, current military, don’t even try to compare ourselves too.

  • @aedanokelly5794
    @aedanokelly5794 Рік тому +7

    I think people just say BLM cause writing out Black Lives Matter is a lot, same with US, NFL etc.

    • @AndrewKay
      @AndrewKay Рік тому +1

      It's because it makes it sound like the name of a specific group of people, rather than a phrase that is said by a lot of people who are unrelated to each other except for saying the same three words.

    • @niharikamenon-iz8xu
      @niharikamenon-iz8xu Рік тому +1

      ​@@AndrewKay i think it's to save time lol, most of them were completely ok explaining what they meant after him ANNOYIN them
      when was the last time i used laugh out loud or laughing my ass off?

    • @KangarooKommando
      @KangarooKommando Рік тому +2

      @@niharikamenon-iz8xu I bet if I asked you what League of Legends has to do with saving time you'd say something like "No, laughing out loud dude" and then the conversation would continue, not angrily rant at me about how I *know* what you mean. Seems like a normal thing to do when you're just shortening a thing for convenience but then someone else misunderstands?

    • @niharikamenon-iz8xu
      @niharikamenon-iz8xu Рік тому +1

      @@KangarooKommando yeah but it should feel like a honest mistake tho, like how do someone confuse BLM with anything other than black life matter...
      If i said, 'yeah, am going to US for a tourist visit tmrw', and someone replied 'US?, United Mexican States?
      Then i would be annoyed as that's just trolling and not a genuine question, same applies here

    • @KangarooKommando
      @KangarooKommando Рік тому

      @@niharikamenon-iz8xu I dunno dude. U.S.M. isn’t in common vernacular at all, like I googled it and all I got was some weird alternate history fandom page. I have heard of the Bureau though, and I’m Australian. Besides, even if you get frustrated by an attempt at trolling why persist after they feign innocence the second time? Would be way easier to just say the full name and move on… but they don’t. Do you think they might just be stupid and continuing a pointless argument for no reason?

  • @PoliticalSins
    @PoliticalSins 2 місяці тому +3

    BLM= “Buy luxurious mansions” 😉

  • @mr.sa7anserv606
    @mr.sa7anserv606 2 місяці тому +3

    Bureau of Land Management gives free gas and oil to politically connected companies.

  • @richgerow3472
    @richgerow3472 Рік тому +3

    Reminds me of a Karen who once called the city I work at so she could shake us down about our use of "CRT" on adjustment ledger lines. She thought we were promoting Critical Race Theory when CRT is just an abbrevaiton for, "Correction," that we use on adjusted account lines.

  • @IDoABitOfTrollin
    @IDoABitOfTrollin Рік тому +4

    Companies: oh no we lost cletus and his sister wife.. anyway

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL Рік тому +5

    This is genius. Getting them just to flat-out admit that they're against an organization that says that black lives matter.
    Reminds me of David Thorne's stuff but moreso Neutral Good than Chaotic Neutral

    • @normanclatcher
      @normanclatcher Рік тому +2

      And what does the organization do?

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL Рік тому +3

      @@normanclatcher I'd answer but I'm not sure if you're legitimately unsure or you're trying to goad me into letting you call them terrorists.

    • @normanclatcher
      @normanclatcher Рік тому +6

      @@maverickREAL They'd have to be scary or threatening for me to think of them in that way.
      They are not that. They _are,_ however, ineffectual in their charity work compared to dollars donated, and that irks me.
      Black lives matter, and the underprivileged and those directly affected deserved better than they got for (and from) those well-meaning enough to've tried to help those who would say the same.
      Watch what they _do,_ not what they say.

    • @WestAirAviation
      @WestAirAviation Рік тому +4

      @@normanclatcher You are the first person I've ever seen use the contraction to've and I fucking love it! Bully for you, mate.

    • @linus6718
      @linus6718 Рік тому +1

      I don't get what this is proving though? Like, yeah, if a body of organizations did bad things under the name of a good message, I would also want to make it clear that I'm against the organizations and not the good message. Where is the "gotcha" moment here?

  • @dragonslaya16
    @dragonslaya16 Рік тому +9

    Reading the actual comments is like 10 times more psychotic lmao

  • @tpcito52
    @tpcito52 Рік тому +8

    Man I sure love Building Legos Magestically

  • @lokkomotive8153
    @lokkomotive8153 Рік тому +4

    Up next: Trying to get people to text “Laugh out loud” instead of lol

  • @ChasetheG
    @ChasetheG Рік тому +5

    I’m okay with Black people, just not innocent business being destroyed.

    • @bgbear4668
      @bgbear4668 Рік тому +2

      uhhh. you are okay? just like..... okay with black people? and like, you like businesses more than black people? yikes

    • @therealnefali
      @therealnefali Рік тому

      @@bgbear4668 this comment went right over your head

    • @bgbear4668
      @bgbear4668 Рік тому

      @@kermitthehermit9996 feel like you are kind of blowing right over the racist thing he said, which was mostly my point. But even so. The systemic killing of black people in america by cops is worth more than some McDonald’s. Poc owned businesses have faced extreme racism that prevented them from being successful. black people in general have faced extreme systemic racism preventing them from being successful. A hundred businesses closing In Minneapolis has nothing on that

    • @demarcorr
      @demarcorr Рік тому +1

      Lowercase b black not uppercase. Same thing with white- lowercase w. Not sure why people capitalize the b improperly.
      also lol at the pearl clutcher in comments trying to twist OPs words in the worst way possible. Touch literally any amount of grass greater than 0 blades. Its not an election year- you can chill w the npc talking points

  • @Batzoid
    @Batzoid Рік тому +4

    How many houses did the founder buy?
    Agree with the meaning. Not the organization

    • @octogintillion
      @octogintillion Рік тому

      The organization has literally built negative houses. 😂😢

  • @toxicsamurai2970
    @toxicsamurai2970 6 місяців тому +3

    The amount of people in the comments who think the joke is about Ben and Jerry’s “pandering” is so funny

  • @seanspartan2023
    @seanspartan2023 Рік тому +7

    To be fair, the Bureau of Land Management is pretty shady.

  • @0l550
    @0l550 4 місяці тому +2

    It’s so funny how angry people get over the stupidest stuff😂😂😂

  • @xviii5780
    @xviii5780 Рік тому +4

    That's like a middle school grade joke, but these people are ridiculing themselves pretty well

    • @niharikamenon-iz8xu
      @niharikamenon-iz8xu Рік тому +1

      Not really... It's funny cause we all have middle school level humour too

  • @chrispysaid
    @chrispysaid Рік тому +3

    This has the same energy as that obnoxious pastor dude telling Starbucks workers his name is Merry Christmas to FORCE them to say "MERRY CHRISTMAS" in the STARBUCKS STORE that'll show those libs

  • @WiseArkAngel
    @WiseArkAngel Рік тому +5

    This man wakes up everyday and the first words out of his mouth every morning is “time to do a little trolling.”

  • @Indictioned
    @Indictioned Рік тому +5

    What’s more impressive is that this guy kept a straight face reading all this. I’d crack on the first one in laughter.

  • @xinderx
    @xinderx Рік тому +8

    Black lives matter did end up taking a turn for the worst however. Whilst the initial movement was good, it went from a protest to a riot so quickly that people who weren't even involved, just had stores in these areas, suffered. The idea was great, execution made things far worse than they were before.

    • @xinderx
      @xinderx Рік тому +6

      @oddity1769 exactly. People think if you have any problems with the movement you are racist. That's not the case. More damage was caused by good. Oh yay we got one guy in jail! We also caused innocent people so much financial debt and harm and may or may not have killed a few people.

    • @WestAirAviation
      @WestAirAviation Рік тому +1

      There were a lot of bad faith actors in the protests; Off duty police and counter protestors who deliberately broke windows and destroyed property to give reason for authorities to shut down the protests. There were also multiple "companies" that claimed BLM, the most notorious one used the donations not for political change but for mansions. The entire movement was hijacked by selfish opportunists and clever counter-protestors.
      That said, any person or corporation who presents a BLM flag or pin is surely showing support for black Americans, in the same way someone with an NRA flag supports legal gun ownership and not school shooters or armed robbers.

    • @xinderx
      @xinderx Рік тому +1

      @WestAirAviation that isn't what I'm saying. The negative light around the "protests" which those bad people made riots that gives it a bad name. So people calling the movement a terrorist organisation aren't being racist, its just what it looked like. If it was any other protest they'd be universally looked on as rioters and terrorists, even if most of them weren't doing bad. Although I'll agree, all lives matter was a stupid rebuttal, the organisation was sloppy and ended up causing way more harm than good. I'm pretty sure people actually died BECAUSE of it.

    • @WestAirAviation
      @WestAirAviation Рік тому

      @@xinderx Yeah, but there's an underlying tragedy to the entire thing. I'll make a *rough* analogy, but if a bunch of assholes looted stores during HOPE breast cancer awareness marches, and two days later the largest breast cancer fundraiser was found to be funneling the money into mansions, *no one* would rip pink ribbons down from storefronts or yell "Fuck Breast Cancer Awareness!".
      The vitriol to the term Black Lives Matter is exclusive to the Black Experience. If the same happened to any other troubled demographic, we'd see a different reaction. There's something about it being Black Lives that invites far more animosity than would otherwise be rational in comparable circumstances, especially given the underlying intent of the phrase.

    • @xinderx
      @xinderx Рік тому

      @WestAirAviation I'm a personal believer of that a new movement would be better, where this time we lay down on protests. The points been made, but the negativity behind blm and the specificness of the phrase causes negative energy towards it, and for whatever reason people take it as "so white lives don't?"

  • @montecristo1845
    @montecristo1845 Рік тому +2

    Some of these people clearly would rather participate in a routine of "Who's on First?" than say the words Black Lives Matter.

  • @Unknownentitties
    @Unknownentitties Рік тому +23

    Who's here after they stole millions?

    • @tygical
      @tygical Рік тому +1

      who did

    • @TheBigR02
      @TheBigR02 Рік тому +4

      @@tygical The black lives matter movement.

    • @smtandearthboundsuck8400
      @smtandearthboundsuck8400 Рік тому +10

      The leftie golems won’t touch this

    • @kukuruzayevhenii8764
      @kukuruzayevhenii8764 Рік тому +2

      absolutely awful and monsterous. shame on Shalomyah Bowers. doesn't mean that the cause is bad, obviously not (just cause many clothes manufacturers use child labour, doesn't make making clothes bad), but an absolutely terrible thing in an of itself

    • @kukuruzayevhenii8764
      @kukuruzayevhenii8764 Рік тому +2

      @@TheBigR02 not the movement, but an executive of a company, dont switch words up like that smh

  • @b3nnefits
    @b3nnefits Рік тому +8

    Reminds me of when I used to text random numbers and say something along the lines of “I can’t for the life of me spell ‘Ur Bueatiful’” to get them to reply “You’re beautiful.” It worked pretty well tbh

  • @cardboardtubeknight
    @cardboardtubeknight Рік тому +2

    Same thing with Antifa instead of Anti-fascists

  • @felixdacat777
    @felixdacat777 Рік тому +13

    This was funnier than I anticipated

  • @richardray6258
    @richardray6258 Рік тому +4

    I don't get it. They just want to Buy Luxurious Mansions with the money they make.

  • @WhatALoadOfTosca
    @WhatALoadOfTosca Місяць тому +1

    Absolutely unbelievable... no one loves shopping at Walmart 😂

  • @unvl7682
    @unvl7682 Рік тому +7

    2:47 makes me realise how badly I need someone (even an AI) speaking over messages like this

  • @coltersmith340
    @coltersmith340 4 роки тому +26

    Hope this like helps.

    • @bexyrexy
      @bexyrexy 4 роки тому +1

      It helps to Like/reply to comments too, so I’ll hit Like, and leave a reply. (UA-cam Algorithm stuff.) 😎

    • @hoghuhaghu8506
      @hoghuhaghu8506 Рік тому

      @@bexyrexy alright

  • @sifuentes4113
    @sifuentes4113 Рік тому +4

    I WISH he would've said something like, "your right, they do matter. May I quote you on that and post your support on our page" then posts it on a fake page, give it a million fake likes and send them a screenshot of it

  • @rectaalborween8471
    @rectaalborween8471 Рік тому +4

    >says people don't like referring to the full name
    >makes video pointing out how people are eager to say the full name at the first reply
    My man.. 💀💀

    • @gracchus7782
      @gracchus7782 2 місяці тому

      You didn't watch through to the end did you?

  • @finnster3276
    @finnster3276 Рік тому +4

    I love your deadpan delivery this is amazing lmao

  • @DerpyEinstein
    @DerpyEinstein Рік тому +1

    All lego men are bald unless they got a hair piece on them.

    • @Tr1xx
      @Tr1xx Рік тому

      Mines have a race helmet

  • @highevo
    @highevo Рік тому +4

    Bio latex manufacturing is so fire

  • @jimbosander
    @jimbosander Рік тому +11

    Ben Palmer just popped up as a recommendation a few days ago, can't get enough :)
    Great format, funny AF delivery, and the targets are well deserved.

  • @nahuel6136
    @nahuel6136 Рік тому +2

    why americans think they are so important that if they stop shopping at a certain place it will affect the company?

  • @ZachariahMBaird
    @ZachariahMBaird Рік тому +4

    It's to differentiate between the statement, the political movement, and the organization.

    • @mnm1273
      @mnm1273 Рік тому

      How does it though?

    • @charliecjk8695
      @charliecjk8695 Рік тому +2

      @@mnm1273 he’s saying that the group BLM does not accurately represent the phrase “Black Lives Matter”

    • @mnm1273
      @mnm1273 Рік тому

      @@charliecjk8695 That's not my question.

    • @mnm1273
      @mnm1273 Рік тому

      @Endrr The Creator You say that as if it's a fact. That's just some rule you've made up on the spot.

    • @KangarooKommando
      @KangarooKommando Рік тому

      Then why not use its correct name?

  • @Knightmare2018
    @Knightmare2018 Рік тому +4

    People say "BLM" cause that's a lot easier than saying "black lives matter" every time

    • @FooeyMcgooey
      @FooeyMcgooey Рік тому

      Or people just don't want to say black lives matter because they think their life doesn't matter.... for some reason.

    • @gracchus7782
      @gracchus7782 2 місяці тому

      But that doesn't explain why Sheri was willing to type out multiple paragraphs including Bureau of Land Management but not Black Lives Matter. Surely the latter would have saved multiple repsonses?

  • @thomashightower7881
    @thomashightower7881 Рік тому +9

    People disagree with the actions of the Black Lives Matter organization. The name is intelligent, because nobody on this Earth is going to say they disagree with "Black Lives Matter" as a statement. The way around that is to say the abbreviation. The idea that abbreviating black lives matter to BLM is a way to dehumanize black people or protesters is absolutely one of the stupidest ideas I've ever read. The only reason conservatives abbreviate it is to not associate black people with the organization. The video was funny though, I liked it.

    • @topphatt1312
      @topphatt1312 Рік тому +1

      Most people who use the abbreviation just use it for the sake of shortening their sentences but the people who are deluded into thinking Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization are most definitely using it to get around the fact that they’re disagreeing with Black Lives Mattering.

    • @BananaWorm
      @BananaWorm Рік тому +1

      BRO 100% 🔥😭

  • @Solipsisticdaydreams
    @Solipsisticdaydreams Рік тому +38

    You might be my favorite troll. The outright deadpan seals it for me.

  • @DeidresStuff
    @DeidresStuff Рік тому +1

    Delta has direct flights between Minneapolis-St Paul and Memphis. I'd fly with them if the entire flight crew were demons.

  • @lovipoekimo176
    @lovipoekimo176 4 роки тому +5

    All these people who think that businesses are quaking at theit threats of no longer buying their shit. "Hi Karen, we're happy you will no longer be shopping here. Take your racist ass and shove it."

  • @spunki1609
    @spunki1609 Рік тому +3

    terrible predatory organization

    • @selmiespot
      @selmiespot Рік тому +2

      not terrible, not predatory, not an organization. its a social movement against the discrimination of minorities