MAGIC! Everybody Is Talking About The Travel Trolls!
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- Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
- After a spicy start to the day we enter the world of magic and television. Yes there's exciting things coming up but first Lets get Dan on the floor fixing toilets, rugs and awnings. We also run through some of the interesting and funny comments we have received.
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Mazy. You should make Dan disappear.
There's 2 of us. Enjoy us both or none of us.
Wouldn't be the same without them both!
@@TravelTrollsTV soz if you took offence never ment permanently disappear just disappear and reappear. Love yous as a couple.
Joke for you I saw two crisps down the road hiking they were so I turned the car around pull up next to them and said do u need a lift the crisp replied no thanks we’re walkers 😊
Oh dear 😅
That did make
Me laugh 😂😊
If wind is stationary then there is no wind. lol
But there has to be energy somewhere to create the wind.
Dan, when you cook an egg, is it just fried chicken? Lol
give Dan his table back looked good in there lol 😂
Well said.
Why does the corn hate the Farmer? He pulls it’s ears!
😂
That ain't even getting a mention lol.
@@TravelTrollsTV 😂😂😂🤷♀️
Wow I'm very impressed at your shout outs from magicians who made it onto Pen and Teller! That is some serious cudos right there - I'm expecting huge things for the magic tricks...huge things. I will do the warm up for you when you get your first major stage show, it's gonna be amazing!
I can remember a lot of adverts from Yorkshire TV and radio but not Mikes carpets for some reason, maybe before my time. There are two though which I will never forget. The first is "Durham Pine's all mine, all mine" (sung to the tune of Fog on the Tyne), and the second is "Simply the best - South Cleveland Garages"
Good old adverts. Lol
No, forget. Those places go to like Japan, Holland Norway, Sweden. Germany something cool
Why do you watch us again?
Oy this is Micheal from Mike's carpets! You taking the piss out of my 100% aaargyli Barnet?
Yes.
We did the Northumberland 250 last year and it’s beautiful and lots to see , I’ve got an official map you can have if you wish
Thanks but l like to make my own digital maps on Google. Easier to use 🙂
@@TravelTrollsTV no bother and I know what you mean, I use google maps myself but I can send it you if you want it I’ve no use for it anymore it’s not a problem
You’ll love it up at kielder reservoir and the forest drive , 12 miles of gravel track through the forest 🌳
Northumberland is beautiful. Great for parking a Motorhome along the coast, just a wander over the dunes to the beach, lots of history! Lovely to see how happy you both are since you’ve got back, change of scenery does you the world of good 👍 😊
We are more relaxed now.
Dan your sense of humour just makes me laugh especially when you say things like "I told her!!" then look all unsure & chrck you aren't going to get a backhander 😂😂 Sorry I forgot #table for Dan yesterday👍 I think those colours relly suit Mazzy, but I loved the blue top & the little black dress worn recently too. Here's a joke.... two peanuts walking down a road. One was assaulted 🤦♀️😂😂 How many tentacles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles😂 Of course an octupus only has 8 so the first two were test tickles😂😂 I know some more, but don't want to get banned or offend anyone😬
I will never be offended if you never say another joke as long as l live 😅😁
@@TravelTrollsTVOk point taken 🤣🤣🤣
I'm waiting for ur magic trick when u click ur fingers and ur in Scotland lol ❤
Hold on a minute.Mazzy says they aren’t ahead with their vlogs.Dan tells us about a magic trick and ends with “he just clicked his fingers and he was there”
🤔 are we going to get a vlog tomorrow and they are on holidays again !
I want a million pounds if I’m right 😂
Hang on a minute?!
Mikes carpets 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏🌸
We had a furniture salesman called The Wolfman here in Atlanta, "Hey, ask for the Wolfman" was his catchphrase on tv.
Lol
Hi Dan as the jokes,are starting to flow, here's one from me,what goes up a pipe down,but not down a pipe up you have to think about it,umbrella well done for getting table back in awning keep up the great work😂😂
What's the answer!
It's an umbrella you have to think about it,lmagine its a drainpipe it will go up when the brollys down,but not down the pipe when the brollys up,a lot of people dont get that one 😅
I always punch the door if I hit myself on it or I slip on the carpet. It is fight or flight.
Control your anger lol 😆
Hi Dan and Mazzy yes good stuff I like a bit magic can't wait for that one, Yes the Isle of Arran is a nice place to go was there a couple years back with a couple of mates on motorcycle camping for a few days before heading down to the Lake District
Wow that's a long swim. Especially with a bike!
Hi Dan and mazzy,apologies for my umbrella joke it was more like a riddle,so lve got this one to make up for it,what do you give an elephant with diarrhoea,plenty of room,also my brother lives in Norway,lve been twice and its a beautiful place full of fjords,would be great to travel around there,plenty of park ups keep up the great work,don't worry about having a day off,you deserve it
That's even worse!! 🤣
Joke for you , we will use Dan just for a name , ok , mother says how was school today Dan , Dan says it was really Great mom we made explosives ,mom says o they do fancy stuff with you these days ,and what will you do at school tomorrow , Dan says , What school , LOL , i bet you heard that before , XX Hope All well , XX
Luckily lve never heard that before.
Mazzy u are the boss 😂😂
Never!
😂😂😂
Loving the look of the awning too kept it tidy loads of room for you and mazzy to dance in lol 😂
We are the Nurseries dance champions 2024!
Yes get yer selves back to Bonnie Scotland. I used to go to Arran every other weekend with my granny. The west coast is my home but I now live in France so I’d love you both visiting the west coast guys: great vlog 🙌😘
Wonderful
Heres a magic illusion you can do - Make Neils Conkers Disappear . The season isnt far away.
Neil quit losing at conkers years ago.
Love watching your vlogs and the jokes mmm lol 😂😂 great 😂 ❤
Glad you like them!
@@TravelTrollsTV ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Just had my homemade cornflake chicken for tea
Was it any good?
It was OK can't wait to try it when we go to bulgaria June next year
You guys love travelling, going almost anywhere. Have you ever thought about purchasing a drone for your videos. Its really fantastic to do. Think it would boost the Travel Troll page... I even still have my old Makro Simplex. And Pulsedive. But hardly use them. Sold my Deus II tho.
Had one but we ain't in the sky so all sky shots are for the bbc or fake.
hey Dan & Mazzy. saw you brought pasta back from naples.my family are from Rome . simple pasta sauce to go with the pasta . fry bacon lardons . few chilli flakes & garlic. one crispy add 4 tins of tomatoes season and let it reduce . best original roman sauce . oh and fry the lardons i. olive oil . i live in Durham Uk. xx
Can l have it without garlic or tomatoes? They ain't my thing.
@@TravelTrollsTV yes you can have it just with the bacon lardons chilli flakes and olive oil . cheese grated on the top .its lush 😊
@@TravelTrollsTV oh and guys. Northumberland is beautiful. lots of castles and you pass county Durham and Durham city which is stunning xx
The Chicken curry looks good Mazzy. I bet Dan will do his magic and make that Chicken curry disappear in no time.
He will try
I like the zombie eating the clowns this taste funny that made me laugh
You're easily pleased 😅
wait did i hear cor4ect,you are bringing back DDD!? dam I hope so,loved watching you metal detecting.wonder how 14th centuary john is doing lol.
Not to metal detect.
@@TravelTrollsTV yeah i figured,was just hoping lol. i still enjoy watching some old ones now and then.
Curry looks da bomb and I always make more to freeze with most things I cook. Off to watch the rest lol 😘😁
Hi Dan and Mazzy the Descaler from Tesco are a 3 pk thy cost £1.60 and thy called OUST ALL PURPOSE DESCALER and honestly thy so easy to use and thy are really affective...... Really enjoy all your vlogs and especially when your making plans bout another epic trip 😮I enjoy anywhere you pick to go for sure 😮Mazzy your curry looks lush bet you both enjoyed it for sure ......Take Care ... 😊😊🧡🧡
We don't need descaling anymore lol
Great watch what cameras do you have for night wildlife keep up the good work you are a great watch well done
Blink cameras do the job as long as they're close enough to the router.
@@TravelTrollsTV thank you
Dan do you ever see feral cats there 🌸
Yes but l think they're farm cats.
O curry looked amazing mazzy .xx
Thank you.
Hi mazzy and dan brilliant funny video yous two are just fantastic to watch.yous are never boring thanks for sharing ❤❤👍👍
Thank you so much 😁
Dan, you need to go to the SPAM museum in America.
I sure do.
What do you call a well balanced horse?
Stable
Rubbish 😅
@@TravelTrollsTV 🤣🤣
❤ I have the same problem with cassette toilet.
Good..its not just me then.
Mike the carpet guy 😂…
Terrible 70’s-80’s commercial!! Corny for sure!
How long have you been Superstars? Celebrities giving you and Mazzy shoutouts now. Congratulations.
Your vlogs are always funny… not to worry.
It's magic!
Hi Dan and Mazzy love your content I'm a new viewer and just finished watching the turkey videos back to back keep up the great work and making people smile daily when life at the moment is a bit gloomy for some x
Awesome! Thank you!
I love watching you and mazzy u make
My day every vid I watch Thankyou guys.
You are welcome 😊
@@TravelTrollsTV I had to have a emergency pop so can’t work yet ure shoes have kept me going
Nice video folks 🎉
Thank you 😁
Northumberland is great, castles and gorgeous beaches. A must see is cragside and lindisfarne (holy island). You can take a boat trip to see the puffins. You could go on your way to Scotland.
No ta. My friend died of a heart attack on a boat going over to holy island. 54 😕
Isle of Arran is stunning and its campsite at lochranza is lovely .
My sister lives on the island.
It looks a bit bleak.
The curry looked delicious!
Not sure, but I think the actress in the carpets advert was Melanie Hill. She played Aveline in Bread for the last few seasons.
It's Gilly Coman who played the first Avaline.
@@jonobrien1339 I'm amazed Mike actually got a real actress in, I half expected it to be his bird or something.
I said to Mazzy l think she's off Bread.
what ya need ta do is a montage little snips of when ya 1st met till now...that will be a great vid!and for new watches..they will subscribe xx
That's 1500 videos.
Good video 😊
Thanks 😁
Hi Dan & Mazzy would love to see you go round Northumberland you can go to holy Island there is Bamburgh Castle, Anwick Castle and gardens the puffins it has endless beautiful beaches and things of interest.
We will see.
Ooh yes you should go to Arran we loved it!! 😊
We will!
Forgot i had peppercorn sauce aswell chris in Newcastle
Whitby north Yorkshire ❤
Spent many many days there.
Hi Both, Dan, your shirt is still looking cool 👌 Mazzy, buy yourself a NINJA soup maker you will be able to make fresh soup in about 30 mins & you can freeze it to keep the fab vlogs coming Hugs to you both 💖🙂👍Lin
Thanks for the tip!
💖🙂👍
Dan Mike Smith is our next door neighbour he's also our landlord he's hundreds of properties too as well as the carpet shop 😂😂 small world ❤
Lol get a video of him saying 'Mike's Carpets love watching Travel Trolls TV..Subscribe!!' 😅🤣 That would make my life complete!!
@@TravelTrollsTV I can try 😂😂
yeh....ghost hunting!!!!!! in scotland xx
We won't see anything.
If you come to Arran bring your wellies, honestly there has been so much rain up here recently it's just no funny.
Mazzy lovely outfit, suits you!
Dan pleasure as always ❤
Viv from sunny Scotland (not lol)
Flip flops will have to do.
@@TravelTrollsTV crocs at least lol
Not rabbit dan properly Hares
You think l don't know the difference?
Hi dan and mazzy 😊 great vlog 👍 lovely couple really enjoyed watching this vlog you truly cheer me up so much 😊 can't wait for more vlogs mazzy you look beautiful 😍 dan handsome as always 😊magic tricks brilliant can't wait 😊 ❤❤❤❤
Thanks so much
@@TravelTrollsTV love you both ❤️
Can’t wait to see Dan and his table reunited! 😂
That will be a private moment 😁
Great vlog ya beauts! Paul Daniels eat yer heart out! AND! You fixed something 😮 I’m very proud of you 😊 love you lots ❤ from us lot and Raven is missing you as much as us! ❤❤❤❤😣xxxxxx
😊 thank you
Why was Cinderella so bad at football ?
Because she kept running from the ball
Even worse.
Hi Dan and Mazzy. One thing about your videos is I never get bored I like the way you get up to everything. As for other u tubers as you say Dan they only put 1video up a week but I love watching your videos there is always a laugh as well. Hope you put some videos up soon Mazzy. What a great couple you are never miss your videos. Getting a but fed up with other u tubers all they do is go somewhere and eat food at least with yours you do something different and I never get bored of you both take care xxxx
Thanks for that! Very kind words 😁
Since your holiday vlogs I’ve really enjoyed watching you do them together. Keep em coming please, I look forward to them each day 🥰🫶
Thank you! Will do! We love our clogs 😁
Interesting vlog
Thanks for visiting
That looked very tasty mazzy.
It was!
I have the same luck with a raised toilet seat, the screws at the side keeping breaking, when you screw and under the sides when you want to clean the seat.
i just love ur vlogs Dan & Mazzy ❤& i no how busy u get so i don’t mind if u don’t txt 😅 ❤xxx
Ok
Hi There Dan and Mazzy , Hope you are well and Relaxing , Your Trick sounds like its going to be fun , im looking forward to that , Hope your not going to turn us viewers into frogs or toads , LOLx your Awning is looking Tidy , And you can Have your table back , To Keep you Both Happy you could have a pink and red table cloth on , LOL X And looking forward to seeing you on your Holiday ,sounds like some nice places , WOW and DiY Dan sorted the toilet, Well Done Dan , Nice looking Curry Mazzy and Great idea to freeze them , well All looking Good , Keep up your Great work Dan and Mazzy , Thanks for sharing , Take care Both , XX🪄🌞🏝👍👍
Most of our viewers are already frogs or toads 🤣
@@TravelTrollsTV LOL X
For a minute there looking at your thumbnail, I thought youd released a travel trolls board game! Now theres an idea eh? Every motor home should have one! Love u pair ❤xx
I once thought of releasing a deep digger dan treasure hunting board game.
@@TravelTrollsTV yes! Do it!🥰
Hi massy and Dan going through video love it not right hope Dan is ok going to so many videos and in Ireland so cold guys we eat spam from lidl only and beautiful but some people don't care. B😮 we have a laugh and ok love all
Great video, full of fun and lots of laughs 😂👌
Glad you enjoyed it
Magic our Maurice!
😁 You look like John Craven.
Hi Dan & Mazzy, Great vlog, we are looking forward to your magic tricks. Glad to see Dan has his table. Looking forward to your next vlog xxx
I haven't got the table out yet lol
We have only just subscribed to your channel so catching up , but so far great content from two lovely people, so sad you have certain troll haters, glad you ignore, keep up the great work,
Welcome aboard! Thank you and we love you 😍
Great job Dan ❤
We don’t often comment on UA-cam videos but we absolutely love you both 😊 we actually met you both in 2020 at the first campcreator ..
We have watched every video on your channel believe it or not lol 😂, just finished watching all your irland vlogs as we’re are currently here touring about .
Keep up the good work Dan and mazzy we love you from Stephen , Kathryn and Zak xxx
You think we don't remember you? Biggest chest on the travel scene. I mean Mr not Mrs 😅 Hope your all great x x
@@TravelTrollsTV really appreciate the answer we fantastic thank you 😍 .
BTW we much prefer real life vlogs to these made up one a week clickbait channels ..
Keep up the great work you pair 🥰 and keep being you xx
Get yourself to Barry island
Didn't know he had one.
Entertaining as usual !!
Cool 😎
Love your daily vlogs this one was so funny .
I was really chuckling Mazzy was being cheeky .
You are just yourselves which makes the blogs enjoyable x
Glad you liked them. Thank you 😊
Very interesting vlog, really enjoyed it, keep doing what you do best, loving all you content home or away on your travels ❤😊
Thank you! Will do!
Good vlogs as allways.Glad the toilet is sorted.Good you got the pitch for another year.❤
We haven't yet 🙂
Go to sky in Scotland please.
Been many times but we will see.
What did the pony say with a cough lm a little horse
Rubbish!! 😅
To the two of you 🤗🚐🚐🚗🏴🏴🏴❤️
Brilliant vlogs as always,you both make me laugh, even if my day has been terrible. You brighten up my day 💓💓 love to you both 💕💕
You are so kind
That was an interesting vlog of bits and pieces. That’s what most days are like here too. Not every day can have major happenings. Looks like you got a lot sorted. Was watching a vlog yesterday from Arran….it looked beautiful. Good luck with magic!😻
I didn't know Arran was a vlogger 😁
😂😂😂
Hi dan and mazzy 👍🙂
Hi
Don’t let him saw you in half Mazzy 😂
If l get my table back l will 😅
Hello, you two lovely people. Have you ever been to Scandinavia? We have just done a North European tour: France, Belgium, Germany, Denmark, Sweden, and Norway. We love going North. Thank you for your lovely vlogs. Indiana and Ahiranta from Happy Adventures 😜
I've been to Sweden. My small beer was €12. I haven't gone back.
@@TravelTrollsTV lol yes, so true.
Great vlog again. Really enjoyed watching Mike’s carpets again. 👍
Glad you enjoyed it..makes you want to get a new rug doesn't it 😁
Definitely! Thanks for sharing. 😎
Loved this vlog, you two are hilarious 😂
Glad you enjoyed
Deep digger Dan is back! Bang bang bang bang bang! 😂
The good old days 😅
Malta and Gozo
💡👍Brilliant !!
Thanks 😊
❤❤
😁
What did 1 hat say to another you wait here till l go on ahead
Worse!
Loved your video xx
Thank you!!
You should get door draft excluders heavy ones and once your awning skirts are under your carpet put an excluder on top of it, they are great it stops the wind getting in that’s what we have done in our awning.
Our problem is getting the wind out..not in 😅
wot make our the slow cooker bag,s guys
ian and jen and me cat benjelina xxx
Don't know. They're available in Supermarkeys and Amazon.
Well I'm very intrigued about this magic illusion and what it entails...please don't make us wait 6 months😂 I totally agree that mazzy looks beautiful in that outfit. Your videos are always brilliant, no matter what the content 👍 and a hunk of bread with loads of lurpak on is right up my street😋 take care ❤
Lurpak stinks.