When they were talking about the money and they said "each time you press the button you get a million dollars" I was like hitting my knee then I heard someone dies in a foreign country then I was like ok only when I need it
There was a twilight zone episode (newer version) about something like that. It was when you press the button, a stranger dies, but they get the money. The man comes and takes the brief case with the button and moves onto the next stranger. Basically it was insinuating that basically each time a new person presses the button, the previous one who pressed the button passes away cause after all, he did say a stranger. It just makes you think about the REAL consequences that can happen based on ones own selfish needs.
Jake: I already know they’re gonna choose a ugly ass pic of me that’s why everyday I try to look fabulous Me: oh don’t worry the fans including me have many many MANY of the bad ones
Tara, so confidently: “You know what I just realized? When people say something’s against their will, they mean their death will!” Jake: “No, it’s against free will” Tara: “Man, am I dumb” Most relatable conversation 😂
Eyes aren’t just liquid. I’ve dissected human eyeballs a few times. But it would be different depending on how long it was out of the body or the how long the body was dead.
Remind me never to drive to the beach with tara lol. These questions honestly werent that bad and of course they both found a way to make it funny. Which helps i was expecting way worse questions and I'm so so glad they werent yall i have bad anxiety. I may be interested in reading stories but death scares the absulute crap outta me
Nah she wouldn't be able to understand anything jake is saying cause that's what happens when I'm high 😭😭 or she just doesn't turn dumb as hell like me
Honestly sometimes I wanna do that with a plunger when I’m really constipated. I feel like it’s a strong maybe. But also? When you use the plunger on a toilet it forces the water down into the pipes. So I think it would make the doodie go further into them instead
"Call of the void" only applies to the thoughts and urges to harm oneself. For example, randomly thinking, "what if I just drive into oncoming traffic?" or "what if I just jumped out of this 5th story window?" or "what if I stick this fork into that outlet?" Those would be what is known as the call of the void. If it is just things like "what if punt this toddler across the park?" or "I could just absolutely rock this old lady in the face" It is just intrusive thoughts. :)
"Jake: If you had a plunger, and you put it to someone's butt." "Tara: And you plunge it back and forth." "Jake: Would you be able to pull out their poop?" "Tara: A doodie." "Jake: Let's say they are constipated." "Tara: And you really need to get that doodie out." "Jake: Can you plunge the poop out?" "Me: Yes, indeed you can. If you look it up, Google says you can."
i have so many crazy thoughts, here's one of them my sister has a nose piercing and in my mind i think "what would happen if i rip it out right now". whenever my friends are asleep and i'm the only one awake i think " what would happen if i suffocate them with this pillow right now". whenever i see a toddler i also think "what would happen if i kicked this child" i think i'm psychotic
yessirrr
Hi
I’m I first ? Lol
Hi Tara 😄
Tara Where'd u get your hoodie!? Love you btw!
Hi
And just like that Tara's friends never went with her to the beach again...
LOL honestly tho i have thought that almost everytime i drive. “what if i just crash and die lmao”
maybe
I'm laughing more than being scared of y'all 😂
🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shojo👻na💅no ✨bökù🌸wâ🧚ÿariçhiñ🤴bįcchī😾ńo😩osû🚣dà🎉yo💦
@@focaluv IK WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT LMAO
@@makaroni3945 lol
frrrr
hm when im here there is 666 likes
“What if i just *kills everyone in car* THATS WOULD BEEEEE SOOO QUIRQYY
Reminder to not drive with Tara cause she’s just gonna drive off the road🤣
facks
🤣🤣🤣
🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shojo👻na💅no ✨bökù🌸wâ🧚ÿariçhiñ🤴bįcchī😾ńo😩osû🚣dà🎉yo💦
Same lol
😂😂
Jake: "If you've made it the end then you are a worrier."
Me: Meh, I've heard worse.
I thought he meant “warrior” 💀
true
i swear to cheese I heard 'warrior"
“What would happen if you kicked a penguin? Would it like.... you know.... squeak? “
-Jake Webber 2021
2
The 2021 hit different 😪
Good job u got the year right ⭐️ that’s your gold star😹😹
🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shojo👻na💅no ✨bökù🌸wâ🧚ÿariçhiñ🤴bįcchī😾ńo😩osû🚣dà🎉yo💦
It would be like the one on toy story
Jake: Some families have like 9 kids just 'cause they're bored and their names are also like, Ricky, Dicky, Bobby, Tommy, Jhonny and Martha.
XD
martha…
Stop, I've had w a y too many intrusive thoughts NOOOOOOAKEHJSBX
Y
@@hgfdsss3344 I can't control them
FR AND I HATE IT
@@sage1629 yeah they are annoying A S F
@@roulette_dares tbh same
“Who’s they” Jake: My killer friends...
when jake was talking about how human flesh taste like a burger, i got an impossible burger ad 👁👄👁
I got a McDonald’s ad😳
i got a firehouse sub ad🤨
tara talking about thinking to drive her friends off the road
her friends watching like: 👁️👄👁️
jake and tara are that type of couple that can be dorky and fun around each other and that makes me feel so single lmao
ayyyyyyy dont worry, be happy~
When they were talking about the money and they said "each time you press the button you get a million dollars" I was like hitting my knee then I heard someone dies in a foreign country then I was like ok only when I need it
There was a twilight zone episode (newer version) about something like that. It was when you press the button, a stranger dies, but they get the money. The man comes and takes the brief case with the button and moves onto the next stranger. Basically it was insinuating that basically each time a new person presses the button, the previous one who pressed the button passes away cause after all, he did say a stranger. It just makes you think about the REAL consequences that can happen based on ones own selfish needs.
Jake: I already know they’re gonna choose a ugly ass pic of me that’s why everyday I try to look fabulous
Me: oh don’t worry the fans including me have many many MANY of the bad ones
Hell yeah we do😂😂😂
XD so trueee
DAMN ouch
🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shojo👻na💅no ✨bökù🌸wâ🧚ÿariçhiñ🤴bįcchī😾ńo😩osû🚣dà🎉yo💦
yupp 🤭
5:18 Tara is thanos in this scenario
“I call it mercy” Thanos
Jake: a Reddit user
Tara: “hot and segsy”
1
They are both hot, #powercouple
“When I look at a picture with a bunch of old people all I can think it’s I bet y’all racist” Lmaoo
Ok but I do too
“I’m just trying to like ease the human population”...
Okay thanos😂😂
😂
Tara, so confidently: “You know what I just realized? When people say something’s against their will, they mean their death will!”
Jake: “No, it’s against free will”
Tara: “Man, am I dumb”
Most relatable conversation 😂
My Intrusive Thought: Would an eyeball crush like an orbie if it was crushed?😃👍
See I think there's like a thick layer of eye then inside some sort of liquid
I doubt it. There's veins and your eye is considered an organ
No, it would be grosser
Eyes aren’t just liquid. I’ve dissected human eyeballs a few times. But it would be different depending on how long it was out of the body or the how long the body was dead.
yes, if you squeeze hard enough.
Oh, so this explains why you were asking people in Rec Room morbid questions XD
Jake: posts a video
Me: wanna see some real speed
🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shojo👻na💅no ✨bökù🌸wâ🧚ÿariçhiñ🤴bįcchī😾ńo😩osû🚣dà🎉yo💦
Remind me never to drive to the beach with tara lol. These questions honestly werent that bad and of course they both found a way to make it funny. Which helps i was expecting way worse questions and I'm so so glad they werent yall i have bad anxiety. I may be interested in reading stories but death scares the absulute crap outta me
Couple goals! If I don’t have this relationship I don’t want it.
Facts
I have so many of theirs intrusive thoughts BAHAHAAA 😂
Tara: “ what are the seeds ??” Me: “ there supposed to be your brain cells but Jake doesn’t have any “ *our faces* “ 🌝🙃😂😂😂🤣😭😭😭😌”
🎤sawarasenai🥰kimi😸wa⛓shojo👻na💅no ✨bökù🌸wâ🧚ÿariçhiñ🤴bįcchī😾ńo😩osû🚣dà🎉yo💦
@@focaluv 🎤sawarasensai🥰 kimi 😸wa ⛓shojo 👻 na 💅🏻 no? ✨ böKù 🌸 wâ 🧚🏻♀️ yARiçHiñ 🙈bįCChï 😾 ńO 😫 oSû 👅 Dá 🎉 YO💦
You should make another one of these!! Its funny
Question answer: Definitely but the plunger would have to go up their bOoTyHoLe
But like i don't thick so bcs there is air and yeah yk lol
7:01 hahaha the she said it reminded me of cat in victorious when she said " ew " to robbie 😂
Nobody:
Jake: what would happen I drop a newborn baby
me: same...
I’m living for this video I needed this thanks guys lol
jake: calls tara baby
my heart: wah wah wah
PLS THAT WAS ACTUALLY ADORABLE 🥺🥺😭❤️
wait when
7:10
@@sagekiwi9142 ty! :)
ooooh you have a wilbur soot pfp!
@@pheebsofficial7438 i do hehe i love him 🥺
omg the question at the end had me laughing so much
Jake has gotten way more serious than before😂
I think it's because he likes talking about this kind of stuff more than what he was doing before like vlogs. kinda creepy tbh but we love Jake ahah
@@kayleymps yesss we love Jake!!! And yes he is explaining what he loves to do which is awesome!🖤
I asked my mom these questions....she is concerned😌
“What would happen if I dropped this baby”
Oh idk never done it before 👀
4:43 I agree Jake I agree
They are so cute together
8:46 WHY WAS THIS SO ACCURATE
Weird fact not really a question: I was born on the day Martin Luther King Jr. got shot and killed 😅
me too!
@@shailashah4128 oh wow, I don’t know if that’s cool we were born in that day but it’s cool we have the same birthday!!
I was too
So your 1⁰000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years old
I was born on the day the titanic sunk😃
When they were talking about the beans all I thought was " I guess you spilled the beans then"😂 anyone else? Nope just me??? Okkk....
WHY DOES TARA LOOK SO HIGH-😭
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
she probably is😂😂
Nah she wouldn't be able to understand anything jake is saying cause that's what happens when I'm high 😭😭 or she just doesn't turn dumb as hell like me
@@justisem9673 i think you just turn dumb as hell🤣 cuz i don’t get that way
@@mayrarodriguez4889 KSBSHHS RIGHT
"If I stabbed this old lady with a knife will i be able to take out the other two?" I was 6 at the time and was at church
I love all of the SpongeBob references🤠
I loved this video!!! Hilarious! 😂😂 xx
Honestly these two are like MEANT for each other LMAOAOA luv you both 💕
“You’d be skinny pop baby” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 we love a supportive bf lmao
The picture thing made me question my ugliness lmao😂
Omg 7:34 made me laugh so hard 🤣
HE THE BEST PERSON IN THE TRAP HOUSE BY FAR
My response to the plunger question would be maybe. I feel like if you superglue it then yeah it could be possible
I clicked faster than Corey could say "I got chills bro"(and he says it pretty damn fast)
@Rg1_ MAGMA ummmmmm
DUDE TARA??? 8:40 IT'S SO GOOD TF
You guys are literally the cutes couple 🥺
Yasss hu-man
this is the type of content I would expect anyone to be making. glad ur doing ur civic duty as a youtuber Jake
The cutest couple tbh.
The killing through button is what Grim Death does. Without money. Death doesn't need money or anything else to kill.
I always think of morbid questions and about how I have the sudden urge to kill something..
Same 😅
so it's not just me?
oh i’m not alone here😅
Honestly sometimes I wanna do that with a plunger when I’m really constipated. I feel like it’s a strong maybe. But also? When you use the plunger on a toilet it forces the water down into the pipes. So I think it would make the doodie go further into them instead
Aren’t intrusive thoughts also known as “the call of the void”
"Call of the void" only applies to the thoughts and urges to harm oneself. For example, randomly thinking, "what if I just drive into oncoming traffic?" or "what if I just jumped out of this 5th story window?" or "what if I stick this fork into that outlet?" Those would be what is known as the call of the void. If it is just things like "what if punt this toddler across the park?" or "I could just absolutely rock this old lady in the face" It is just intrusive thoughts. :)
@@katootie217 Yeah so what tara said is the call of the void
3:05 ahhhh i want thisss
I always thought like: " you can break ur finger like a carrot but ur brain makes you not " hahaha idk
Taras laugh at 7:39 is so cute I LOVE IT
THE BABY YODA HWHSHEF
They are my favourite couple 😊🥰
I’ve Always Have Wondered When U Guys Will Get Married and That’s My Question For The day!!❤️❤️
You guys vibe soo good together 😂😂😂 I love that❤️❤️
whenever i’m riding my bicycle down a hill, my brain just says “what if i just kinda like...tuned the handle one way and just killed myself” 😐💀
Whyyy are they so cute 🥰, love you guys
For the last question, if you watched Jackass, you’ve seen the answer LMFAO
they are made for each other.
i love these two together
so when are yall gonna get married cause we're all waiting
BROOKE!
@@Eden-ie7ng u have been found
@@Eden-ie7ng hello ma'am
@@honktwig_4610 no
@@brick6670 Remember our convos
The classical violin music playing in the background while Jake and tara talk about random morbid shit 😌😂
Lol your profile picture of Kevin
@@Ivory540 its kinda terrifying but we love it 😌
Jake, you should do another Sam and Colby parody, but make it Samatha and Collen parody.
Omg idk why but the penguin made me LOL
Jake are you gonna make vids with Sam Colby Corey
Awe I can't with these two ❤❤
"Jake: If you had a plunger, and you put it to someone's butt."
"Tara: And you plunge it back and forth."
"Jake: Would you be able to pull out their poop?"
"Tara: A doodie."
"Jake: Let's say they are constipated."
"Tara: And you really need to get that doodie out."
"Jake: Can you plunge the poop out?"
"Me: Yes, indeed you can. If you look it up, Google says you can."
Yes I do think u can
Plus free will
jakes the weird one of the group, and i’m here for it
Yes sir absolutely and love you guys so much
WHEN THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THE WATERMELON WHY DID I SAY “MAYBE I SHOULD TRY THAT”?!
I think it would work. Love y'all💗💗💗
HELP THE ONE ABT THE UNCLE ME WITH MY UNCLE MICK
i have so many crazy thoughts, here's one of them
my sister has a nose piercing and in my mind i think "what would happen if i rip it out right now".
whenever my friends are asleep and i'm the only one awake i think " what would happen if i suffocate them with this pillow right now".
whenever i see a toddler i also think "what would happen if i kicked this child"
i think i'm psychotic
@@bhargavichetan8952 oh thank you for helping me understand, and i don’t think i’m psychotic
Jake: "so you are telling me, you would kill people, to save people"
Thanos: exactly, thats what i have been trying do!!!!!!!!!
idk how jake came up with this video idea LMAO
Readit. They said that.
You two are so cute together ❤️
Literally nobody:
Jake: what would happen if you kicked a penguin?
yes tara i feel you
One of the first lol I'm tired
i love this video! please do more!!!!!
“What happened if I dropped this newborn baby” ummm it would end up like you jake
cutest couple imaginable
Imagine Jake hearts ♥️ this comment I will cry 😭 if he doesn’t
*In your mind Jake hearted the comment* ur welcome 😄
grab the tissue box sis- ✌🏻😭
You two are so cute together ! 💜☺️
Hey random person scrolling through the comments I hope you are having a good day and I hope you know you are beautiful love you 😘
You too!!!!
No u 🥺
Not like bait at all
Bro I’m glad I live in America like Tara