"And when you talk about how 5 grand don't mean anything, tell em how much time you even had to do for the five grand" ........ *Artie's jaw drops* "Diiiiice diiiice DIIIIIICE..... you're REALLY fuckin pissin me off dice you really are"
could not agree more. i love artie as a fixture on the stern show. quite honestly, artie was a great storyteller on the stern show. and he had a funny laugh and grunts.
The black leather jacket-thick accent-DA haircut is a classic Brooklyn thing that guys of all ethnicities(except Blacks)did for decades, it was never an exclusively Italian thing. Italian guys probably did it the most, though, and the population there was heavily Italian, so they're most closely associated with it. But Dice has never done anything specific to pose as Italian like gold crosses, Italian horns, Italian slang terms, etc.
Artie, love ya, man!! Glad to see you back again! Fuck these haters. Do like Stern with HTV videos and block all comments so your fans can just enjoy your show with out the negativity.
Artie was SOOOOOOO high here. Look at those eyes. They are barely open. His voice is a wreck and he was only 45 here! WOW, what a degenerate junkie. You can see it at 10:39. He's dozing off right in front of Dice. It's not like he had to be up at 5:00am like at Howard. This show was taped AT NIGHT.
Dane Cook sold out two shows in one night "On November 12, 2007, Cook became the second comic ever to sell out Madison Square Garden. He did two sold out shows in one night."
Oh and whenever he gets around to plugging his son's standup, he always says he's a 'dirty Seinfeld'. It's like a drinking game in a Dice interview. Any time he says how great they are at their instruments take a drink.
So just because I wanted to see, I looked up the age of Artie (45) and Dice (55). Listening to Artie talk about how he used to watch Dice when he was younger while looking at the two was crazy.
I hope you’re doin’ great, my man! I hate hearing/ listening to these clickbait, e-yenta’s yappin’ about your “condition” w/o knowing shiz. ARTIE RULES!!!
Dice is a goober, he says the whole tough guy leather jacket foul mouth thing is an act but the sad thing is way back when he started he actually did think he was a tough guy rock star now he just plays it off as if it's just his on stage persona
Actually, Dane Cook did 2 sold out shows in one day back in like 2006. I know, I know, I actually had to look it up myself cause I didn't believe it....
Dice still owes Artie 5,000 bucks.
Hahaha! Nah... He did pay up in the end. The egomaniacal tightwallet douche.
Dawn of the Thread It's in the Mail
He got advice from jackie and paid him in jokes
He got parental advice
"And when you talk about how 5 grand don't mean anything, tell em how much time you even had to do for the five grand" ........ *Artie's jaw drops* "Diiiiice diiiice DIIIIIICE..... you're REALLY fuckin pissin me off dice you really are"
Thanks for these clips! Great to watch Artie back in his hayday.
Hickory Dickory Dock. Did I tell ya my kids band is playing the Hard Rock?
Guarantee that Dice totally knows how high Artie is here. I'm sure he's seen oceans of comics fall to drug addiction.
Artie noddin right in his face .
could not agree more. i love artie as a fixture on the stern show. quite honestly, artie was a great storyteller on the stern show. and he had a funny laugh and grunts.
Gotta love the amount of DOCTORS examining Artie that are trolling youtube. Get a life guys ffs
Dice is the only comic who gets me too laugh until it hurts
Dice is a friggin legend
In his own mind
Legendary Loser. Not funny. Ever.
@@baldilocks1914be more original bozo...ooooohhhhhh
Did Dice ever get Artie that 5 grand?
Really entertaining..if your a rock
VERY cool stat. Interestingly amazing. Thnx Lew.
Dice really loves artie. It's really nice too see.
yeah artie is banged up lol
“How long should I wait for the 5 grand?!”
How long do you wait for money Robin?
Please, you’d spend that on Devil Dogs
Miss Artie on the Howard Stern show. Good interview
Dice Clay did this exact same act on Howard Stern recently. It's like a repeat performance, LOL!
Only Dice can make "screwgun" sound funny.
I love how Artie drinks ice water out of a jam bottle. So original.
Who gives a shit
Dice. The only Comedian to have 2 shows sell out at MSG. Ever.
Hickory Dickory Dock!
*Hickory, Dickory Duck!!!*
OHHHHHHH
I haven't kept up with the Stern show in forever. Does anyone know if Artie and Howard are on speaking terms?
JBP 568 They don't speak at all, Stern has nothing to do with any of the old pack. He is a different Stern these days all politically correct.
The black leather jacket-thick accent-DA haircut is a classic Brooklyn thing that guys of all ethnicities(except Blacks)did for decades, it was never an exclusively Italian thing. Italian guys probably did it the most, though, and the population there was heavily Italian, so they're most closely associated with it. But Dice has never done anything specific to pose as Italian like gold crosses, Italian horns, Italian slang terms, etc.
And Dice is Jewish anyway.
Not the only, just the first.
Artie, love ya, man!! Glad to see you back again! Fuck these haters. Do like Stern with HTV videos and block all comments so your fans can just enjoy your show with out the negativity.
Is this new? or a few years old?
love artie
Yo Artie !
Is this the guy from Madtv?
+1000 for the Brother Marquis avatar
good point, Artie does have 9 lives. He's on his 6th.
Now he’s on his 8th
you know , you know you know you know
Artie was SOOOOOOO high here. Look at those eyes. They are barely open. His voice is a wreck and he was only 45 here! WOW, what a degenerate junkie. You can see it at 10:39. He's dozing off right in front of Dice. It's not like he had to be up at 5:00am like at Howard. This show was taped AT NIGHT.
+PetrisFitness I agree
No doubt about it..
Wow yeah you can definitely tell he is.
Danimal300zx He's in Methadone!
“Should call you Lice cuz we can’t get rida ya.”
Dane Cook sold out two shows in one night "On November 12, 2007, Cook became the second comic ever to sell out Madison Square Garden. He did two sold out shows in one night."
Dice is a lot more mellow nowadays.
Oh and whenever he gets around to plugging his son's standup, he always says he's a 'dirty Seinfeld'. It's like a drinking game in a Dice interview. Any time he says how great they are at their instruments take a drink.
is this before or after the howard stern fight
Well clearly artie isn't on stern anymore in this clip, so take a guess
How do you know?
Man...it hurts just to watch this
OOOOOoooo!!!!
Why is the back of his head's hair blacker than the front and sides?
Damn, artie's eyes look gone. I liked it when he was sober and funny.
So just because I wanted to see, I looked up the age of Artie (45) and Dice (55). Listening to Artie talk about how he used to watch Dice when he was younger while looking at the two was crazy.
Lets see, he's rich with his own radio show, tons of fame and can still sell out building. Yeah, he's a real has been.
Better interview with Dice than on Stern show.
He needed the money!!
who? little boy blue?
yep
Oohhhhhh
dice looks younger than artie
That heroin will make you look 20 years older than what you are
Yeah he's from Mad Tv.
I hope you’re doin’ great, my man! I hate hearing/ listening to these clickbait, e-yenta’s yappin’ about your “condition” w/o knowing shiz. ARTIE RULES!!!
Hey I know ...I was a full blown heroin addict and I would bet my life he is jammed on heroin here . You know shit pal
@cuttinupthecarpet504 so are you. I can tell. You're busted. Junkie.
Its a competition to see who has the deepest, lowest and cool sounding voice.
Artie wins
miss The Dice MAN specials
typhoon out
Artie Lange is aging faster than a Nazi staring into the Ark
That’s oddly specific.
A has Been talking to a sleepy dude about how great he is,
he looks like Hunter Thompson w those glasses
Artie Lang is started to look like "Large Marge" from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
😂😂
They should call this episode "Fake Fonz and the Fat Fuck".
That's what they call your parents
Arties got that methadone voice
This show could've been marvelous for Artie if he'd kept it going.
it's artie fucking lange! get him on a show where he can actually swear. haa
Artie reminds me of my dog before she died
dont like dice, but i commend him-it sounds like he did a good job raising his kids.
oh he is?
ARTIE
i wish sam was here so dice could steal an act that worked
Andrew Dice Clay
back in the day
had it his way
with jokes risque
but as of today
with all in dismay
to find that he's gay
is Andrew Dice Clay
they said they did a couple gigs together after all!
@James Cricket and you know me .. how?
@James Cricket Oh I see, so you just assumed based on how I look.....nice.
@James Cricket I am indeed. Moral=don’t judge a book by its cover.
I’m just messing 🤣
Have a good day.
He uses this head make-up when he's on camera. He's talked about it on the Stern show.
What's up with arties voice?
Dice Clay.
Why is Andrew Dice Clay eye close .
Lol
Did he end up paying him that 5 grand ? lol
Did anyone see Artie try to kiss Dice? "I think dey had a moment", I think dey had a moment".
So artie is back off the wagon? Huge shock.
Artie shoulda toured with Dice when he asked him
whos the guy on the left,can he speak,he sits there like hes catatonic
Artie sounds high AF here. People on heroin always sound like they just woke up.
Dice is a goober, he says the whole tough guy leather jacket foul mouth thing is an act but the sad thing is way back when he started he actually did think he was a tough guy rock star now he just plays it off as if it's just his on stage persona
I heard Artie still hasn’t gotten his $5,000 from Dice
Dane who???
Funny he keeps wanting to go back in time to 1986 when Guns 'n' Roses was big and he wasn't a scary, bad joke.
Andrew Dice Clay the best dirty stand up?Bullshit.George Carlin is and always will be the best stand up.
Artie almost nodded off during this episode...You can see it here. Wonder what he's up to again?
FREE DOTEM
Artie and Adam Carrolla should do a show,both did radio,mid level movies.
Whos the gut on the left,is he mute,what is his purpose?
Can you hear Arties vocal fry ?
Homeboy back on the big H?
maybe in an addicts mind hes rationalizing that its not quite the same
did the same on Rogan podcast also.. he had a chic with him on that though. was much better with the two of theres chemistry.. check it out.
Dude still wears the same jacket in the 80s.
Cant say Dick but the host can be in the throws of a full relapse... Say Hi to Farley Artie
Actually, Dane Cook did 2 sold out shows in one day back in like 2006. I know, I know, I actually had to look it up myself cause I didn't believe it....
But ....he sucks....!!!
Dane cook was lame
Big Artie fan.. Watch how many times he wipes his hand on his lips and nose.. That's what a person who is high on opiates does constantly
You really think they're gonna come here and see your comment? Stop acting like you're talking to em.
this looks like a methadone/ xanax/ jack & water cocktail
As pathetic as Dice seems now, I remember him on Dangerfields special and he literally made me fall off my couch laughing!!! Man it six getting old!
hes not pathetic?
Did Dice ever pay Artie?
Artie! Nice to see you, but drop these hacks like Clay. Not worthy of your time. I'm goin' straight to the Norton interview. That should be good. \m/
Drugs and a lack of self control can do that.