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- Опубліковано 16 кві 2023
- Uber Memes
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Human Uber is genius. I bet there’s a ton of cool things you can do with it. It’s like people taking a robot’s job.
Meanwhile in an Alternate Universe :
😂 omg
Uno reverse
It's cool but I don't like how it is used tho, with the tablet covering their face and vision, they could use a tripod, a selfiestick, or just use their hands to hold the tablet instead of covering their face and eyes. I once saw something like that years ago at a convention, the tripod had wheels so the person physically attending the event was moving the tablet around the place.
As an uber driver's car I can relate
As the Uber drivers phone, I can relate
As the Uber driver's shoes, I can relate
As the uber driver, i can relate
as the Uber driver’s hello kitty backpack keychain, I can relate
As the Uber drivers internal organs, i can relate
I gotta start the human Uber company that’s a great idea
hey Connor
edit: i think that i started a chain lol
Hey Connor
Hey Connor
Hey Connor
@@morbiusmale2347 wtf
8:23 I'mma say give him 5 stars for giving you a menu of which drive you want.
You literally can’t get mad at the experience because you chose it
@@Coolkid99880 exactly and if you do get mad get mad at yourself because you choose that type of ride
w uber driver tbh
I want that Uber driver! LoL! 😂
4:40 Lucky. Cheetahs are very nervous creatures and are a near constant stream of affection when they're comfortable.
wasn't aware i was a cheetah...
Based on my experiance of house cats getting loose in the car and hidding under the break peddle... I would not consider a car ride to be relaxing for a cheetah.
Never had a cheetah though...
Nice Doggie!!! You're a good boy, right???!!!!
They can also kinda, you know, outrun the car, eat you alive quite easily...
just the usual :)
@@aeureus *sigh*
1:28 This is so accurate it almost (literally) killed me. I went to a Thai restaurant where the options for spiciness were on a scale of 1-5. I thought to myself: "I don't like mild food, but I know that Thai places can be incredibly spicy. It's probably a safe bet to order a 3." I have never felt more white in my entire life, because my GOD was that hot. I'm thinking they accidentally made that thing a 4, because it was practically inedible by American standards. My friend ordered a 2 and we ended up sharing the meal together because she could barely eat hers as well. I should have stuck with the 2.
Uber eats is turning into a mini game, get lucky and you can steal someone else’s food!
Dude was really like "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON," wasn't he?
the bit about spicy level in asian restaurant is right, I go to supermarket and everything is mild, the "hot" version of same item is near identical to mild version with red/orange food colouring added, just a couple of weird almost novelty hot sauce that says things like "hottest thing in the world, 1 million degrees". Those are not hot, not spicy, they are just pain, like being stabbed. Go to Asian grocery stores and so many options of actual different types and level of spices. use a little bit or a lot depending on your taste of how hot you want, add coconut milk to mellow it out if you put too much.
There are 3 different kinds of spice and I agree if your "spucy" food is JUST spicy then sit down and stop wasting food lmfao
@@ConstantChaos1 How is it a waste of food if you don't want it spicy?
@@loonyspangles8173 I'm saying it's disrespectful to the food to give it a single note "hot" taste without any other flavors.
@@ConstantChaos1 Not really, it just depends if you like it or not. I see what you mean though, I don't like plain things lmao
These memes will always make me laugh.
7:49 that caught me off gaurd
My Uber driver once drove my family and I into Mexico by accident. We started in Southern California, but man…
It was likely because our destination was an airport in Mexico, but we were going to cross via a foot bridge before… that happened.
7:42 had me in _tears_ laughing.
He really had to think about that
2:21 that uber deserves a nice tip and a 5 star rating every single time.
4:57 That was the exact opposite of a chad move
7:55 i feel bad for that female uber driver😭
i don’t know what grindr is but it sounds like it’s bad
@@ham_sandvich Gay tinder but with more hooking up
@@Jupiter-T oh
0:23 not me zooming in to see what's on every pill
1:04 time to get some blazerod
'not how I expected Him to come back but okay' had me dying
As an uber app i can confirm this is true.
2:15, if there was a Uber Eats UA-cam channel that shows the most random places of delivery, I would watch that channel day in and day out.
0:07 Many planes crashed that day.
1:10 “nah, it’s ok, I think I’ll just walk.”
Missions in video games be like
also thank you for taking your time for talking with so much emotions
I've done the Batsignal thing before. It frakking works. 😂😂😂
One time I used an Uber when it first started. I told him where my apartment was and he said he knew if it. Then proceeded to tell me how a guy once drowned in the pool and they had him on life support at the hospital. but he randomly woke up, ripped off the cords, and walked out.
My apartment complex never had a pool.
Probably just trying to get a reaction out of you by saying a creepy story
Or maybe that’s why they filled in the pool xD
@Sentient Toaster Very good insight, that’s probably what happened
6:59 drive: did I stutter?
Who knew that Ubers would be such meme material
0:08 man legit has a weapon 💀
as a mcdonalds worker, seeing the people steal the delivery food makes me very sad :(
can I order some mcnuggets
I'll take a happy meal plz
Thanks for working in that hellhole, everyone wants McDonalds but they don't want to treat the workers like human beings. Like ok Paul, you don't want a living wage for McDonald's workers but you still want them to serve you nuggies?
7:59 that Uber eats driver seems to have enjoyed it
2:07 😂 no comments guys?
Bro deadass said
I AINT READING ALLAT
💀💀💀
people tried to debunk the beacon, little did they know the beacon was 10 miles away and approaching rapidly
7:05 “They’re for my grandmother”
“Did I stutter?”😂
1:42 the post be like: u must drive if ur drunk, i wont let you LIVE
i had a bad day at school. this just made my day
Faking being deaf would be perfect for a megamind reference
Person: I thought you were deaf
You: my deaf was greatly exaggerated
9:20 "god speed"
bro why is this so funny i cannot breathe 💀💀💀
3:57 G E K O L O N I S E E R D
"Where are you?"
"You were late but it's OK, Batman gave me a ride instead.
3:34 as a Pokemon fan i can assure you that we use Rayquaza go around hoenn
1:31 I dont understand this one... was the Uber driver proud of how empty that seat was? Did he just clean it?
Lol
0:00 good soldiers follow orders
3:33 ok who the hell decided to release my rayquaza
"is that you in the middle of the street"
"yeah, floor it"
“What happened?”
….
“Crash :(“
The prison guard ordered chinese food. How shocking.
Earth:my gravity is mid
Moon:jump as high as you want i don't care
Uber drivers: *GRAVITY IS GRAVITY.*
0:24 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO ADDICITED TO PHOTOSHOP
I'm sick and tired of the Gigachad meme. It's supposed to be a sign of wholesomeness and respect. We're using it to reward shame? No tips for Uber Eats drivers? Disrespect women? I'm seeing content on UA-cam, where people are up to wrongdoing and they get the 🗿 treatment in response... somebody explain...
the 2nd one is bassically "let the light guide you my friend"
0:09 the beacon is lit, Gondor calls for dinner!
Imagine not having cheap, good public transport lmao
0:07 dude made a waypoint
3:12 The Don't Panic is such a good reference, or maybe coincidence.
For those of you who don't get it it's a reference (or coincidence) to the book "Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy"
"Just look at the sky beam"
Bro thinks he's in McDonald's 💀
“Thought my uber app was messing with me”💀💀💀💀💀
8:24 love you, George
5:41 that’s not how inequalities work
Take a look to the sky just before you die, ITS THE LAST TIMD YOU WILL. Blackened roar, massive roar fills the crumbling sky
Ya DOTN want pickles ?
eat them hector…. EAT THEM!
3:30 he got that dog in him fr (he ordered a dog)
0:23 i feel that post can be perceived in two ways:
1. Like the original post, as an addiction aka drugs.
2. Like medicine for the stress in our everyday life.
0:10 the beacons are lit! Gondor call for Aid
The beacon customer was insanely smart
Uber car: *mmm, yes. The floor here is made out of floor.*
0:09 is like when you get a side quest then the npc says go to the beacon
Whoever wrote "American "Hot"" clearly has never been to a chilli competition.
10:02 I feel like changing it to a picture of a fursuit would be more effective.
It would make me more likely to get on.
@@matthewboire6843 same though just saying a lot of people would just cancel
@tarthall Yeah it's funny tho
8:26 I want this in my life
That guy in the thumbnail be giving his Uber driver a quest 💀
1:11 Nah, i aint callin this uber 💀
"Another hand touches the beacon!"
6:24 That ain’t a tablet on a car seat that’s a In car Entertainment (ICE) 😂
Is this how those side quest characters do the red lil beacon in the sky
Bro gave him a waypoint 💀
7:42 I would've thrown on some NFS soundtracks and IMMEDIATELY hit the gas.
4:40 - Service Cheetah? Even better!
whenever my ubers late, i use the beacon
4:38 - TBH I would love to be in here if the cheetah is friendly and I can pet it.
0:30 based car
0:10 were do I get it
You'll need a crafting table, 3 obsidian, 5 glass, and 1 nether star.
In order to craft it:
You need to place the 3 obsidian at the lower part of the crafting table, the nether star at the middle, and fill the empty parts of the crafting table with glass.
@@Y0URU53R thanks for the help
This is so perfect
Rayquazza on uber got me dead
6:03 i laughed so much my dad came and asked am i dying
Honestly flying on Rayquaza as an Uber would be EPIC
2:56 happened to me the other way around one time, doordash order was in California, order was from Michigan
0:24 more importantly who’s addicted to photoshop
Guy spoke like he was guiding the driver into a end game quest to find the magical weapon that can slay the villain
1:27 when I went to get thai food in hawaii, there was American hot and Thai food hot. my dad was the quietest he's ever been after that.
10:37 I love that he added a sprite as well.
8:25 that should be the uber driver standard xD
3:33 bruh.
He gotta beat up a dinosaur and a orca, not be a uber driver.
my man was just like YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
If anyone doesn't understand 1:30 its a wrestling reference where john cena's final move is "You can't see me".
1:12 same i am not going in the kawaii uber car
1:06 He’s taking you to Ohio, that’s where.
They way you say "uba draiva" 🗿
1:24 American hot is a range. Sometimes it’s really mild, or in my case, i Need an entire bottle of chilli powder and other spicy to get a good spicy thing.
When I took an Uber for the first and only time the dude was streaming on twitch while video calling with his friend.
10/10 he drove fast