Max Calling Me Bad Names Again

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • At 3:49 Max calls me an "A**hole"
    For the 3 million people who keep asking, it's actually a pop up in the screen that tells you when.
    Goofy evening with Max.

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  • @ecaseydawg
    @ecaseydawg 5 років тому +3226

    i couldn’t tell if the dude or max was talking half of the time

  • @sinfulrose324
    @sinfulrose324 8 років тому +2201

    "Have some tea"
    Max : * looks into the cup and knocks on it to make a dinging noise*

  • @rc121crx
    @rc121crx 4 роки тому +3524

    0:04 me looking at the menu knowing exactly I'm getting the same thing

  • @SSJTrunks45
    @SSJTrunks45 2 роки тому +1328

    0:05 I like how he strokes the side of his face with his toe, like an evil genius stroking his beard in deep thought

  • @mr.shinypikachu4351
    @mr.shinypikachu4351 4 роки тому +1827

    4:34 is my favorite part. Max just runs across the table to yell HELLO at the floor

  • @shahedali02
    @shahedali02 4 роки тому +6486

    Imagine being home alone, it's all dark then you hear a high pitched "Hi!"

    • @thefisherman6627
      @thefisherman6627 4 роки тому +131

      ohhhhh my god

    • @dabunnyrabbit2620
      @dabunnyrabbit2620 4 роки тому +105

      that when you go
      "blaahhhh!"
      and trip over the coffee table.

    • @jackpawlus5784
      @jackpawlus5784 4 роки тому +18

      Moriarty's here 0-0

    • @tanvi1522
      @tanvi1522 4 роки тому +37

      And u go ahhhhhhh!! What the $#&@# then realize it was sweet harmless parrot.😂

    • @Captain_Ruly
      @Captain_Ruly 4 роки тому +26

      BRHU I WOULD SCREAM BLOODY MURDER THEN CRY then realize it's a cute parrott 😌 I would die it's something I see in my nightmares 😰

  • @Afofadada35
    @Afofadada35 5 років тому +6057

    This sounds exactly like a conversation with any 2 year old

  • @debbiebarry8618
    @debbiebarry8618 2 роки тому +417

    Some friends of mine had a parrot. The mom was from Boston so the bird had a Boston accent. He'd always say, "Hey George you wanna beer?" in his Boston accent. Soo cute.

    • @somalistories5037
      @somalistories5037 Рік тому +15

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @msthang5366
      @msthang5366 Рік тому +20

      I would pay money to hear that..😂😂😂

    • @RedNightDragon1
      @RedNightDragon1 9 місяців тому +11

      Hey Gah-adge, ya' wanna bee-ah?

    • @Angel-vb5ot
      @Angel-vb5ot 3 місяці тому +1

      My friends had a cockatoo with a Southern accent and it said the funniest country phrases. It was hysterical... it talked like an old man from out in the sticks.

  • @angelinaarcos7707
    @angelinaarcos7707 4 роки тому +6664

    What he says: “Have some tea”
    The bird: *does asmr*

    • @brendanmartin4489
      @brendanmartin4489 4 роки тому +20

      What's asmr?

    • @dancingghostgirl2291
      @dancingghostgirl2291 4 роки тому +48

      @@brendanmartin4489 It (supposed) to give u a relaxed and tingling feeling. Listen 2 pages flippin. It oughta work😊

    • @brendanmartin4489
      @brendanmartin4489 4 роки тому +42

      @@dancingghostgirl2291 huh. Did not know that. Thank you for not being a troll! I appreciate it!

    • @dancingghostgirl2291
      @dancingghostgirl2291 4 роки тому +16

      @@brendanmartin4489 Sure😁

    • @what-gt1hi
      @what-gt1hi 4 роки тому +5

      @The Originalists true

  • @LambentLark
    @LambentLark 4 роки тому +775

    He's tapping on the cup so he can watch the vibration waves in the cup.

    • @LambentLark
      @LambentLark 4 роки тому +113

      @Miriam Svenson their curious little farts. My friend had his in-laws watch his bird when he went on honeymoon. Everytime the father in law took a nap, Freddie (the freeloader) would stand on the barca lounger and waaaaaatch him snore. They said his head was twisting like a snake. Fast forward when he gets back. He's downstairs watching football and falls asleep. He wakes to this horrible noise. It was his bird. . . . Snoring for him.

    • @darkwood777
      @darkwood777 4 роки тому +19

      He taps so he can feel the vibrations on his beak. He does that a lot.

    • @siriusjones956
      @siriusjones956 4 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @spoiledmilk0106
      @spoiledmilk0106 4 роки тому

      Ooh :0

    • @billrobbins5874
      @billrobbins5874 4 роки тому

      So was that a NO for the coconut oil? Max!

  • @amadmavworld
    @amadmavworld 8 років тому +3681

    "Get your toes out of the tea." I can honestly say I've never heard that sentence before. LOL!

    • @DragonMasterThlayli
      @DragonMasterThlayli 8 років тому +54

      +amadmavworld Sentences like that become pretty normal when you have a bird :)

    • @amadmavworld
      @amadmavworld 8 років тому +14

      +DragonMasterThlayli I guess they're Birdisms.

    • @amadmavworld
      @amadmavworld 8 років тому +14

      +amadmavworld Or Maxisms.

    • @wxclim8
      @wxclim8 8 років тому +31

      +amadmavworld .... I once told a bird to get her toes out of my mashed potatoes.

    • @ShamayaDevi
      @ShamayaDevi 8 років тому +1

      hahaha true!

  • @diobrando1610
    @diobrando1610 2 роки тому +1045

    “Get your toes out of the tea” is a sentence I never thought I’d hear

    • @lunak1391
      @lunak1391 Рік тому +21

      Never thought you'd hear.
      but needed to hear [i did anyway XD]

    • @janicelangley4325
      @janicelangley4325 Рік тому +19

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Faith_First
      @Faith_First Рік тому +13

      I came to the comments looking for a post about Max dipping his toes in the tea!! Lols 😂

    • @stormthrush37
      @stormthrush37 Рік тому +6

      Clearly you've never heard of Pippi Longstocking.

    • @Dudewhostartsargumentsandloses
      @Dudewhostartsargumentsandloses Рік тому +4

      Youre not where I'm from then

  • @anakarinabanana
    @anakarinabanana 7 років тому +5605

    "Have some tea."
    *tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap*

    • @SlidewaysMotion
      @SlidewaysMotion 7 років тому +102

      Anakarina tea asmr

    • @grants3329
      @grants3329 7 років тому +42

      that reminded me saladfinger tho lol

    • @sanesanchezs
      @sanesanchezs 7 років тому +38

      gotta appreciate that talon usage

    • @yuridanylko
      @yuridanylko 7 років тому +4

      Anakarina Yeah I think he was expecting a nut or something...

    • @tokeiio
      @tokeiio 7 років тому +19

      I died too

  • @marv5674
    @marv5674 4 роки тому +1904

    3:16 patotato potaaato
    3:25 who couldn't smell adam sandler
    3:41 huh -what?- i'm smoking weed
    3:53 it's a website

  • @Aranur
    @Aranur 6 років тому +17905

    I like how he doesn't even drink the tea he just taps the cup

    • @LB-vf2hm
      @LB-vf2hm 6 років тому +787

      Wait you're supposed to drink it?

    • @issystar96
      @issystar96 6 років тому +95

      Lmfao

    • @gabriel1095
      @gabriel1095 6 років тому +741

      Aranur I think he's mimicking the sound of a stirring spoon...... Get Out bro!!!!!

    • @jannagreen9207
      @jannagreen9207 6 років тому +275

      I mean, he's trying.

    • @judithmurray8220
      @judithmurray8220 6 років тому +28

      trinity9704 Lmao 😂

  • @j0ellyfish
    @j0ellyfish 2 роки тому +73

    We had a cockatoo just like that. Name was Peaches. Most hilarious bird I've ever come across.

  • @irontomato3835
    @irontomato3835 7 років тому +4250

    I love the way he spins around like that. :3
    "Hiiiiii~"

    • @jakobkriner9627
      @jakobkriner9627 7 років тому +56

      IronTomato haha I couldn't stop laughing Twirls around hiiiiii

    • @witherspore16
      @witherspore16 7 років тому +15

      IronTomato i love your account picture

    • @spitarchived
      @spitarchived 7 років тому

      omg me too

    • @xanthra592
      @xanthra592 7 років тому +74

      swoopin in to steal your girl

    • @heavisbubbles
      @heavisbubbles 7 років тому +7

      Mama Bleach MAMA BLEACH

  • @dominicmcmahon4798
    @dominicmcmahon4798 5 років тому +5401

    I love how he just taps objects with his foot like a true psychopath. 😂

    • @kratip3090
      @kratip3090 5 років тому +37

      Omg 😂😂

    • @ken8844
      @ken8844 5 років тому +95

      Dominic McMahon he’s tasting the tea with sounds. He’s pro and elegant

    • @driftwood2802
      @driftwood2802 5 років тому +16

      1,000th like

    • @c0nstantin86
      @c0nstantin86 5 років тому +19

      Ikr... Creepy bird...

    • @valerianaranjocruz25
      @valerianaranjocruz25 4 роки тому +68

      Umbrella cockatoos are psychopaths. They're not pets, they're eternal petty 6 years olds.

  • @iice_cream
    @iice_cream 7 років тому +15942

    *spins dramatically* _HI_

    • @AylaJoJo
      @AylaJoJo 7 років тому +101

      jihatube what does it mean?

    • @iice_cream
      @iice_cream 7 років тому +448

      I am an Ice cream, not a human.

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 7 років тому +250

      He always does a left turn and then says HIIIIIIIII!. He only does it when calm though, almost like it is a comfort thing for him.

    • @meganrickhuss4772
      @meganrickhuss4772 7 років тому +337

      This is me trying to act normal around my crush😂😂

    • @rainbowens4712
      @rainbowens4712 7 років тому +19

      cray-zey-vibes 2306 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @patriciamontagne1470
    @patriciamontagne1470 Рік тому +16

    I love Max...he's adorable, and silly. My brother has a bird just like Max, his name is Bob. Bob loves when I bring over my three dogs. He loves to play with all three of them from rolling the ball on the floor, and chaseing each other around the house. Nap time is right on schedule at 3 pm in the afternoon. All four of them close there eyes are down on the count. Zzzzzz.

  • @natscorner9459
    @natscorner9459 7 років тому +7970

    Owner: "Have some tea"
    Bird: *proceeds to tap cup repeatedly for 40 seconds*

  • @dogtawn
    @dogtawn 7 років тому +3238

    It's late at night and I lost it when he started tapping the mug.

    • @mudd4480
      @mudd4480 7 років тому +46

      bethany shearing it wasnt funny for me but for some reason I lost it when I red your comment

    • @dogtawn
      @dogtawn 7 років тому +16

      I have that effect haha.

    • @dreamkiller3399
      @dreamkiller3399 7 років тому +5

      bethany shearing I would have lost it too. Lol

    • @starlws
      @starlws 7 років тому +9

      bethany shearing looool me too!!!!

    • @stephaniewright340
      @stephaniewright340 7 років тому +17

      Erick Cota same here... But I guess im off my rocker cause it's 7: 30 am.. And I can't stop laughing.. My son comes out of his bedroom and said thanks for the wake up call.. Then he says laughing this early in the morning should be against the law.. I guess im just slap happy cause I have insomnia really bad and I've been up since yesterday 4am.. Going on 28 hours.. Lol

  • @youtubeaholic2154
    @youtubeaholic2154 7 років тому +3001

    I don't know who's mocking who...

    • @toyvictim959
      @toyvictim959 7 років тому +9

      UA-camaholic2 Hello. 222 Likes but no comments ill be your first comment.

    • @youtubeaholic2154
      @youtubeaholic2154 7 років тому +8

      The Birds So weird when that happens.... maybe others will join now!

    • @ImAraMirage
      @ImAraMirage 7 років тому +4

      UA-camaholic2 I'll join in!

    • @dec-vt100
      @dec-vt100 7 років тому +36

      hiiii!

    • @snowblue2362
      @snowblue2362 7 років тому +4

      UA-camaholic2
      lololol both are expets

  • @noturcinderella
    @noturcinderella 2 роки тому +51

    We had a cockatoo when I was growing up and I miss her so bad watching this video. I want another one, but I know it would outlive me and I fear that nobody would care for it after I die. I couldnt do that to a living being it just scares me to think of what could happen. Instead, Ill just enjoy Max. Thank you for the content even if I am coming onto it late. lol "Get your toes out of the tea" really brings me back.

    • @georgielancaster1356
      @georgielancaster1356 2 роки тому +8

      Hugs, Amythist.
      Do you know that parrot rescues are always looking for short term or long term fosterers? Especially with a bit of experience. They pay for meds and vet visits. And if you get sick or die, they will immediately take back bird, so you can relax :-)
      Just check out local rescues, ask vets - especially bird specialist vets, and ask for contacts with rescues. If you are fairly reclusive, they can maybe ring you a couple of times a week, to keep tabs that bird is okay.

    • @Dee010s
      @Dee010s 2 роки тому +3

      When i found out how long Koi can live i decided against getting them for my pond. It would probably outlive me..then what?!

    • @robinhuff5899
      @robinhuff5899 Рік тому +1

      @@georgielancaster1356 I wish there were a bird rescue near me. The African Grey who shared my life for more than 20 years recently died. I’m too old to start with a young bird, but a foster situation (and a guaranteed home should I die or become incapacitated) would be wonderful.

    • @reginaseelaIam
      @reginaseelaIam 7 місяців тому +1

      i thought the same, unless we can find the elderly cockatoos in these refuge places.....and i got two hunting cats that may not c eye to eye

  • @MantisEnergy
    @MantisEnergy 5 років тому +4232

    Is he mimicking the sound of tea being stirred with a teaspoon?

    • @TheSummoner
      @TheSummoner 5 років тому +264

      It definitely looks like it

    • @6Qubed
      @6Qubed 5 років тому +378

      you know what I think you're on to something there

    • @betC11177
      @betC11177 5 років тому +49

      I had the same thought ☕😂

    • @NekoJesusPie
      @NekoJesusPie 5 років тому +156

      this bird trying to put us in the sunken place

    • @betC11177
      @betC11177 5 років тому +17

      @sputnik YES!!!!!

  • @Inswrt
    @Inswrt 4 роки тому +3967

    "Don't growl at me!"
    "Demonic chicken noises"

  • @hotaruishere2133
    @hotaruishere2133 8 років тому +6380

    "Have some tea"
    *clicks glass for a full minute*
    😆😆😆😆😆😆
    "Get your toes out of the tea!"

    • @cassex5352
      @cassex5352 8 років тому +39

      When I get black coffee

    • @judieangell
      @judieangell 7 років тому +64

      +Cass!eX why do you put your toes in the coffee if it's black?

    • @Dom-nx6ux
      @Dom-nx6ux 7 років тому +6

      Ermac 777 omfg XD

    • @emilymalikshrier3523
      @emilymalikshrier3523 7 років тому +6

      SAiKA I CRACKED UP AT THAT PART

    • @Alador
      @Alador 7 років тому

      SAiKA LOL

  • @kelliemclucas4035
    @kelliemclucas4035 Рік тому +22

    "Get your toes out of the tea" had me rolling 🤣

  • @harlowsrandomchannel9825
    @harlowsrandomchannel9825 4 роки тому +2387

    3:51
    “Did you just say that word again?”
    “It’s a way of saying it”

  • @deepfriedteeth
    @deepfriedteeth 4 роки тому +2293

    3:48 The way max shakes his head as he sais "Excuse me?" is golden.

    • @ardentskies
      @ardentskies 4 роки тому +76

      He said "asshole", actually.

    • @agk0974
      @agk0974 4 роки тому +3

      __sjshi5jssh

    • @aldamazelol9115
      @aldamazelol9115 4 роки тому +10

      @@ardentskies I don't hear it

    • @Klonzo33
      @Klonzo33 4 роки тому +5

      *excuse mah*

    • @darkwood777
      @darkwood777 4 роки тому +9

      Just to help the viewers here... Max said the A-word, but the audio has been lightly scrambled so it isn't clear. It is Dan who then asks Excuse me?

  • @doop5752
    @doop5752 7 років тому +2653

    I cant tell whose human and whose bird

    • @Its_All_Fun_Bro
      @Its_All_Fun_Bro 7 років тому +2

      Simply Dee Fr

    • @ifish230
      @ifish230 7 років тому +62

      Thumper 1611 who's'tve

    • @aayushitakte6528
      @aayushitakte6528 7 років тому +5

      Exactly!

    • @lomo3362
      @lomo3362 7 років тому +49

      Yung Chinoz *whoms't'dve

    • @alisonn5347
      @alisonn5347 7 років тому +6

      Simply Dee Actually, it is "who", so it would be "who's".

  • @BreedmeConnordbh
    @BreedmeConnordbh 5 років тому +2028

    Cockatoos are the more superior bird
    Max: *spins* H I!

    • @hthr4206
      @hthr4206 5 років тому +2

      LOL I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT COCKATOOS LIKE NIGEL FROM RIO AND RIO. Btw if you don't have the movie search up "Nigel's song" from Rio 2 it hilarious

    • @jimmesser1555
      @jimmesser1555 5 років тому +3

      Luna Rose Congo African Grey

    • @suhail-msk
      @suhail-msk 5 років тому +1

      @@dr.mhmthtn heard of African greys?

    • @mutedwoodlands
      @mutedwoodlands 4 роки тому

      Actually crows are, square up.

  • @jcortese3300
    @jcortese3300 4 роки тому +1640

    I have had less meaningful conversations with members of my own species. Max is awesome.

    • @zereon
      @zereon 4 роки тому

      That's cuz you don't have any friends

    • @Oixzyyy
      @Oixzyyy 4 роки тому +12

      Lorelock shut up

    • @The_AuraMaster
      @The_AuraMaster 4 роки тому +16

      @@zereon Says the one with absolutely no likes after a whole month.

    • @conamus8757
      @conamus8757 4 роки тому +2

      Lorelock you have a anime profile pic so ima assume you’re that weird creep at the back no one like because a) you stink b) you have crushes on anime characters and c) your probably bullied and yes I’m assuming your in school as to the “no friends” insult

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 2 роки тому +3

      Do you often meet people who claim to be both a sexy bird and a little boy in the same conversation?

  • @TheBee123
    @TheBee123 7 років тому +4423

    "Get your toes out of the tea"

  • @mohbro
    @mohbro 8 років тому +1682

    the cup gave him a vietnam war flashback

    • @nikki10114
      @nikki10114 8 років тому +17

      lnfao dead

    • @burgbass
      @burgbass 8 років тому +125

      THEY WERE IN THE CUPS MAN, THEY WERE IN THE FUCKING CUPS

    • @GhoulieTunes
      @GhoulieTunes 8 років тому +15

      DUAAAAAANE

    • @maktoumahmed8101
      @maktoumahmed8101 8 років тому +1

      Mohamed the smasher lol

    • @lutonat3937
      @lutonat3937 7 років тому +3

      what is that meant , im viêt nam

  • @Vaultboy101
    @Vaultboy101 4 роки тому +1702

    I'd love a parrot but I know it would end up winning every argument.

    • @kanikagaral7637
      @kanikagaral7637 4 роки тому +125

      Funny thing is u r not even wrong. They can go on and on for like days. U would never win. And boy do they repeat every word they hear at the wrong times.

    • @royferguson3909
      @royferguson3909 3 роки тому +29

      @@kanikagaral7637 met my wife ?

    • @hamzerpanzer
      @hamzerpanzer 3 роки тому +11

      @@royferguson3909 Nice pickup line

    • @mcrchickenluvr
      @mcrchickenluvr 3 роки тому +47

      My brother has a parrot and he likes to argue. He ends his arguments with “and you’re an ASSBUTT”. Clearly we all watch too much Supernatural.

    • @Scarlettt343
      @Scarlettt343 3 роки тому +3

      @@mcrchickenluvr I don't know why I laughed so hard at that

  • @jamieorkyle9108
    @jamieorkyle9108 4 роки тому +2395

    3:42 "I ' m S M o k I n G w e e d"

  • @YourLocalPelican
    @YourLocalPelican 6 років тому +742

    "You're saying that bad word again."
    **spins around dramatically** HI~

  • @bbeen40
    @bbeen40 4 роки тому +2056

    Imagine being the first person to hear one of these birds talk. I wonder how long it took for him to convince everyone else, lol.

    • @melissabreedlove8211
      @melissabreedlove8211 4 роки тому +193

      No kidding!!! 😂😂😂 I bet he/she was locked up somewhere because everyone thought they was crazy.

    • @melissabreedlove8211
      @melissabreedlove8211 3 роки тому +6

      @Aaron Dill 😂😂😂

    • @visamedic
      @visamedic 3 роки тому +25

      Nope. The village stoned the poor bastard.

    • @bbeen40
      @bbeen40 3 роки тому +19

      @YayDude123
      That's a solid point!! Lol

    • @yoshisarethebomb
      @yoshisarethebomb 3 роки тому +37

      I looked it up. Talking birds were discovered, I think 400 BC?

  • @Viol3ntBud
    @Viol3ntBud 7 років тому +423

    In the beginning , when he kept turning around in circles , saying "hi" , like he is trying to say hi to his crush but she isn't paying attention 😂

    • @ogdaniel8360
      @ogdaniel8360 7 років тому +2

      Amelia Play's how

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 7 років тому +8

      Lol. Trying to make it look natural and not desperate :)

  • @socaldeb
    @socaldeb 2 роки тому +22

    I love how he "tickle" "tickle" "tickles" his own neck lol 😆 so cute!

  • @yasumi-chan954
    @yasumi-chan954 4 роки тому +1121

    "Get your toes out of the tea!"
    Best line I've heard all day.

    • @jennabouchard3839
      @jennabouchard3839 3 роки тому +14

      That's my favorite part me and my family laugh at that part.

    • @karenaltman6854
      @karenaltman6854 2 роки тому

      Would nt want to burn his tongue

    • @videosofthemusclegod1910
      @videosofthemusclegod1910 2 роки тому

      *a pet of yours will officially die this week if you read this.*

    • @videosofthemusclegod1910
      @videosofthemusclegod1910 2 роки тому

      @@jennabouchard3839 *a pet of yours will officially die this week if you read this.*

    • @Cala0314
      @Cala0314 2 роки тому +3

      @@videosofthemusclegod1910 the urge not to say something very mean

  • @mamashiraz
    @mamashiraz 4 роки тому +1685

    Note to self: Don’t get a parrot if you’ve got secrets that don’t need sharing. 🚬🥴

  • @crazyarmy377
    @crazyarmy377 7 років тому +893

    This bird has unique style of saying hiiii

    • @CoolAsFreya
      @CoolAsFreya 7 років тому +25

      Crazy Army doing a 360

  • @tiffanyfoidl
    @tiffanyfoidl 5 років тому +518

    I like how he does a dramatic spin ever time he says, “HIIIIIIII”.🤣🤣🤣

    • @hyou_ta
      @hyou_ta 4 роки тому +4

      late reply,but probably because of the feathers near his beak.

    • @asialynnevans6211
      @asialynnevans6211 4 роки тому

      Im crackin up😭😂😂

  • @bhargav7476
    @bhargav7476 7 років тому +5876

    Your bird owns you

    • @keithseldon9495
      @keithseldon9495 7 років тому +8

      Gav

    • @hrhlou
      @hrhlou 6 років тому +149

      Gav All pets own us :)

    • @chykcha
      @chykcha 6 років тому +105

      They do... I have a dog overlord.

    • @Brumselsprout
      @Brumselsprout 6 років тому +24

      Gav ikr my dog is so cute and begs for food and it’s SO CUTE so I give him some

    • @gabeitches5560
      @gabeitches5560 6 років тому +10

      Gav that need to Be meme

  • @GirlyAlchemy
    @GirlyAlchemy 4 роки тому +2997

    By the voices I can’t tell who is parrot or human😂😂

  • @celiagorleski2716
    @celiagorleski2716 Рік тому +6

    My sister raised Moluccan Cockatoos. I got to know one real well starting when he was baby. I had no idea they were so affectionate and cuddlely. He got upset with my sister and would head directly to me anytime I was around. That was a long time ago but I gained a great respect for those "pink chickens."

  • @Max-su4rb
    @Max-su4rb 6 років тому +1459

    *bites chair*
    *makes chicken sounds*
    HI

  • @Alexandra-rb7ju
    @Alexandra-rb7ju 3 роки тому +3768

    I just love how Max completely tries to restart the conversation after calling you an A hole. He immediately reverts back to "Hi. How are you?" As though the whole thing never happened. I'm on to you, bird. I'm on to you.

    • @lydiavipin9903
      @lydiavipin9903 2 роки тому +86

      That’s me after yelling at my hubby

    • @theflightmanchannel2631
      @theflightmanchannel2631 2 роки тому +77

      That’s his way of regretting it 😂

    • @livinglife8565
      @livinglife8565 2 роки тому +41

      Head fuckery at its best 👊 well played 🤣

    • @angelanoble251
      @angelanoble251 2 роки тому +14

      Thank u I didn’t know what he said

    • @kwishii
      @kwishii 2 роки тому

      @@livinglife8565 Nah that’s rude u are fuckery

  • @Dinoxden
    @Dinoxden 8 років тому +341

    I like how he say Hi while spinning lol

    • @andreareyesart
      @andreareyesart 8 років тому +18

      me too

    • @jamesloco1281
      @jamesloco1281 7 років тому

      Dinox i like them i am trying to get one and if i make a UA-cam channel i will give like 3 birds

  • @gojida2207
    @gojida2207 7 років тому +1386

    3:42 "I'm smoking weed"

  • @Mimmuro
    @Mimmuro 4 роки тому +411

    3:50
    Dan: "Did you just say that word again?"
    Max: "It's the word I'm saying."
    The bird just confirmed it.

  • @maggielusk6833
    @maggielusk6833 2 роки тому +8

    Even when he's naughty he's still adorable! Max does a Hiiie then sticks the boot in lol! So funny! 🤣🤣💗💗 I adore that precious boy he's so blessed to have you! You make a great team!

  • @robinhuff5899
    @robinhuff5899 Рік тому +3

    I’ve been watching Max and his Dad since they became housemates. It’s wonderful to see the love between them. This is a beautifully cared for bird. Cockatoos need lots of interaction and patience to be happy and this bird is very happy and healthy.

  • @LemonSte
    @LemonSte 5 років тому +3151

    3:42 "I'm smoking weed" lmao

  • @aeonflux-mu9mt
    @aeonflux-mu9mt 8 років тому +414

    1:55 when he takes the cup away from max, max's expression is just like "OH HELL NO U DID NOT let me process this shit" looks like max is about to explode of anger or curse the st out of him lmaoooo

    • @lici-01
      @lici-01 7 років тому +7

      Max is A N G E R Y

    • @christineklinger1970
      @christineklinger1970 7 років тому

      AnonymousGamer Troup Sorry I keep on hitting the button.

    • @lillykathleen89
      @lillykathleen89 7 років тому

      Bianca Del Read-A-Hoe I LOVE your pic and screen name! I'm a big Bianca fan 🙌🏼

  • @allicianpeters3595
    @allicianpeters3595 2 роки тому +3

    He is a beautiful, one of a kind bird. I sure hope you given him the utmost attention and love!! So incredibly touching!! I LOVE MAX!!!

  • @anthonydavis9062
    @anthonydavis9062 7 років тому +494

    this bird has a future for ASMR

  • @mimibehbehani
    @mimibehbehani 6 років тому +1663

    * dramatic spin * hiiiiiiii

    • @chisulover1235
      @chisulover1235 6 років тому +10

      You copied this comment

    • @freya5959
      @freya5959 6 років тому +1

      That's just me when I want attention

    • @DUBSTEP_KUSH305
      @DUBSTEP_KUSH305 6 років тому

      Lolol dip n spin

    • @lilkeyla5769
      @lilkeyla5769 6 років тому

      William who cares, everyone copies everyone

  • @WithASideOfTibbs
    @WithASideOfTibbs 8 років тому +2283

    [Tap tap tap tap]

    • @orlendatube
      @orlendatube 8 років тому +7

      that was so cute! birds really love rhythm!

    • @WithASideOfTibbs
      @WithASideOfTibbs 8 років тому +2

      orlendatube Mine doesn't unless you count him violently bobbing his head to me snapping my fingers. xD

    • @WithASideOfTibbs
      @WithASideOfTibbs 8 років тому +15

      RedDaHacker Real mature, kiddo.

    • @reddahacker4930
      @reddahacker4930 8 років тому +2

      don't call me kiddo you son of a bitch

    • @killerdevelopment6955
      @killerdevelopment6955 8 років тому

      yay its time for the red posse to attack another skid. airsofter senpai notice me!

  • @wjgnkadfiawms1394
    @wjgnkadfiawms1394 5 років тому +587

    He says "Hi!" in the most adorable way possible.

    • @TheBeautifulFearsome
      @TheBeautifulFearsome 5 років тому +14

      I bet his owner brings girls home and thats the first thing they say to the bird, tone and all

    • @EndertheDragon0922
      @EndertheDragon0922 5 років тому +7

      And then sometimes proceeds to recite demonic incantations
      What a bird!

    • @duewhit310
      @duewhit310 5 років тому

      In the most demonic way possible

  • @Bbraidenn
    @Bbraidenn 4 роки тому +693

    "Hi, how are you today?" "EEEEOOOAAAAHHH"
    4:19

  • @abriescatrus7641
    @abriescatrus7641 7 років тому +2928

    "I'm just a little boy"

    • @haloelite6002
      @haloelite6002 7 років тому +4

      A KITTY KAT "hoi" new temmie confirmed (from undertale)

    • @Your20droid
      @Your20droid 7 років тому +7

      haloelite600 gamin' ew no

    • @haloelite6002
      @haloelite6002 7 років тому

      WAR IS SLAVERY! FREEDOM IS PEACE! jerk

    • @Your20droid
      @Your20droid 7 років тому +4

      haloelite600 gamin' Lmao gtfo 😂😂 "jerk"

    • @haloelite6002
      @haloelite6002 7 років тому +3

      WAR IS SLAVERY! FREEDOM IS PEACE! y u be mean...who stole your gummy worms (luiCaliber reference)

  • @lisaricci4779
    @lisaricci4779 Рік тому +9

    I love the way Max says hi, so adorable.

    • @clintonsimmonds3956
      @clintonsimmonds3956 Рік тому

      Sounds like girl voice taught.
      This punks taking the glory on his phone while she is at work

  • @dhiaghouma929
    @dhiaghouma929 6 років тому +372

    I like how he *spins*

  • @BorderlineRatLady
    @BorderlineRatLady 7 років тому +1937

    Beautiful!! He's like a little drunk person haha. So lovely x

  • @debrabolton9372
    @debrabolton9372 2 роки тому +6

    Max has exquisite coloring!

  • @immybates4904
    @immybates4904 4 роки тому +612

    He’s so cute but he literally made me feel like he is possessed 😂

    • @devil3sixiyeah295
      @devil3sixiyeah295 3 роки тому +8

      This is what I actually thought

    • @ssnerd583
      @ssnerd583 3 роки тому +7

      ...he is a bit mad.....lol

    • @ecallk5544
      @ecallk5544 2 роки тому

      My 1st thought literally was some spirit is messing with him. Not liking the owner much TBH....

  • @darthveatay
    @darthveatay 6 років тому +616

    “Did you just say that word again?”
    “It’s a way of speaking”
    “Is that what you said?”
    “It’s a way”

  • @drinkduff6536
    @drinkduff6536 2 роки тому +10

    Beautiful Dinosaur ya got there.

  • @Nobody-ty9ve
    @Nobody-ty9ve 4 роки тому +657

    Owner: Your not a sexy lil bird your a spoiled brat
    Max: So you have chosen death

    • @ganymeade5151
      @ganymeade5151 4 роки тому +8

      He is a sexy bird. Love Max whoever he thinks he is.

  • @rocioaguilera3555
    @rocioaguilera3555 Рік тому +11

    I love Max's foul mouth.
    Cute and intelligent.

  • @avapetty1683
    @avapetty1683 7 років тому +295

    3:04 goodbye max cya later
    *Spins over exaggeratedly* *HI.*

  • @nancykarause7325
    @nancykarause7325 Рік тому +1

    I accidentally don't know where you guys are at and when this was taken but I sure do love Max he makes me smile every time I see videos of him

  • @ninaxy9110
    @ninaxy9110 6 років тому +741

    1:20 he's doing asmr

  • @ricearoniisgood8521
    @ricearoniisgood8521 7 років тому +746

    1:18 asmr by max
    Edit: I’ve never got this many likes before lmao.

  • @charlesmascari8197
    @charlesmascari8197 6 років тому +301

    As a bird lover, I can never get enough of Max.

  • @officialFredDurstfanclub
    @officialFredDurstfanclub Рік тому +1

    “Have some tea”
    *performs cowbell solo with mug*

  • @noobaction7720
    @noobaction7720 6 років тому +601

    3:25 „I‘m gonna swallow him soon“

  • @heather77
    @heather77 2 роки тому +3

    Aaaaaaw he's just so adorable, I love the way he turns around and does that head tilting thing ❤❤❤

  • @sinlesslove8390
    @sinlesslove8390 7 років тому +1720

    Doesn't it scare you when he does this shit randomly when you're trying to sleep or something ?

    • @leviwest7984
      @leviwest7984 7 років тому +258

      Nicole D normally at night if you own any type of bird you put a blanket over the cage and they are quite for the most part till you remove it

    • @jayl1460
      @jayl1460 7 років тому +81

      Levi West My bird used to need a blanket, but after a while I stopped using it and he's still quiet at night.

    • @dollyliv4702
      @dollyliv4702 7 років тому +48

      Nicole D ikr 😂😂 I imagine it just jumping on ur face when u wake up

    • @robinmartz5066
      @robinmartz5066 7 років тому +13

      Queen Chrysalis that's funny cuz I was just thinking the SAME THING! I was imagining it pecking my face!

    • @jessieb8420
      @jessieb8420 7 років тому +9

      Nicole D i think he puts max in his cage at night. I could be wrong though

  • @fatheadashlyn7015
    @fatheadashlyn7015 7 років тому +654

    this bird must be protected

    • @Miniman2640
      @Miniman2640 7 років тому +8

      primadonha *protected-ed

    • @darkreaper2753
      @darkreaper2753 7 років тому +1

      3:49

    • @RockinTheDub
      @RockinTheDub 6 років тому +1

      I think he can hold his own

    • @mikesimonian990
      @mikesimonian990 6 років тому

      Logan B I wonder what he tastes like with lemon and garlic.

    • @RockinTheDub
      @RockinTheDub 6 років тому +3

      Mike Simonian test him, no one will hear your screams.

  • @mymayapapaya
    @mymayapapaya 2 роки тому +4

    The way he says hi is so adorable

  • @ddddd1168
    @ddddd1168 5 років тому +2788

    3:42
    *”Hey”*
    “What?”
    *”IM SMOKING WEED”*

  • @zachonthego6318
    @zachonthego6318 4 роки тому +561

    Max: Hiiii!
    Dude: goodbye max, see you later
    Max:
    Max: recalculating
    Max:
    Max: Hiiiiii!

  • @rotciv1492
    @rotciv1492 7 років тому +471

    The whispering killed me, literally xDDDDDD

    • @inconsolablepeasant1548
      @inconsolablepeasant1548 7 років тому +36

      RIP

    • @raulandrei9517
      @raulandrei9517 7 років тому +2

      Brechum restaurant in peperonis

    • @AqvaSerpentis
      @AqvaSerpentis 7 років тому +5

      Brechum I don't think you know what literally means.

    • @rotciv1492
      @rotciv1492 7 років тому +9

      Hawaii Boy 808 Yes I do. I suffered a heart attack from laughing, so I've been "literally" dead for half a minute... until a random girl revived me with a perfect RCP. Now she is my girlfriend and I hate birds.
      Is true.. I swear...

    • @raulandrei9517
      @raulandrei9517 7 років тому +3

      Sure you did...

  • @tabeccaletford408
    @tabeccaletford408 Рік тому +3

    Just came across this old video and it's making me laugh so much. Love you Max and Daddy Dan 😆💕

  • @ugandanknuckles9564
    @ugandanknuckles9564 7 років тому +817

    3:55 *Bitch where?*

    • @_phanxtroyler_3918
      @_phanxtroyler_3918 7 років тому +17

      IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE VIDEO 😂😂😂😂😂
      (love your picture and name 😏
      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 👌)

    • @ivyt5931
      @ivyt5931 7 років тому +1

      omg😂

    • @jiminismymochichild3807
      @jiminismymochichild3807 7 років тому +4

      Engrish infires me 😂😂😂 ARMY LMAO

    • @melaniearaoz2355
      @melaniearaoz2355 7 років тому +6

      I lost it at that part

    • @mnymatt
      @mnymatt 7 років тому

      Engrish infires me it's a way of singing

  • @blm2295
    @blm2295 4 роки тому +571

    Imagine they know how to have a semi intelligent conversation but they just decide to mess with us and act like nut jobs instead just to test us 😂

    • @suewalker3600
      @suewalker3600 3 роки тому +17

      Their conversation's are more than just semi .they can be up there with the best if they choose to be

    • @blackbookt.vchannel7616
      @blackbookt.vchannel7616 3 роки тому

      @@suewalker3600 really?

    • @gloworm6387
      @gloworm6387 3 роки тому +2

      @@blackbookt.vchannel7616 example, Vinnie over at Marlene Mc'cohen channel.

    • @gblikestosew
      @gblikestosew 3 роки тому +8

      Oh I'm positive that they can but they prefer being obnoxious

    • @urthboundmisfit
      @urthboundmisfit 3 роки тому +2

      @@blackbookt.vchannel7616 yep. If you give them enough of a vocabulary, they will start using it. Not sure whether they really understand or whether they are just imitating whole sentences instead of single words, but either way it is really cool.

  • @wholewheatmike6933
    @wholewheatmike6933 Рік тому +2

    3:41 I love when max replied to him, and said “Huh”

  • @_cairis
    @_cairis 5 років тому +1083

    1:06 "Have some tea."
    Max starts doing ASMR. Lol 😂
    Edit: Thanks for the likes! I know it is not that much, but I have never gotten this many.😃😁

    • @womperys
      @womperys 5 років тому +4

      lmao, yes. also i *L O V E* your profile picture

    • @_cairis
      @_cairis 5 років тому +3

      @@womperys Thanks. I like yours too! 😁

    • @MsBAustralia
      @MsBAustralia 5 років тому +6

      That's exactly what i thought he he started tapping on the cup like that..haha..im not kidding!

    • @Njbear7453
      @Njbear7453 5 років тому +3

      Max has OCD that’s why he had to tap the cup like 40 times 😂😂😂

    • @pisstakecentral
      @pisstakecentral 5 років тому

      Are you seriously that desperate for "likes"? What are you 14??

  • @mizmartini
    @mizmartini 7 років тому +184

    When a bird taps on a cup is it considered bird ASMR ?

    • @arizonasunflowers5226
      @arizonasunflowers5226 7 років тому +1

      sophia martin no, ADHD.

    • @kunjkalra4039
      @kunjkalra4039 6 років тому

      Wtf is ASMR

    • @whiteshedevil6809
      @whiteshedevil6809 6 років тому +1

      Star Lord idk dude I'm tryin to figure that out myself

    • @kunjkalra4039
      @kunjkalra4039 6 років тому

      kristal Taylor are u on facebook so i can send you a req. Or something or u are on instagram stuff like that.

  • @rleonekc07
    @rleonekc07 Рік тому +1

    he was doing his michael scott impression - "I dont wanna work, I just wanna bang on this mug all day"

  • @breybuz30
    @breybuz30 7 років тому +458

    See if I owned a cockatoo I would put him in a room with a tv that has the Alien series on ao he can sound like a Xenomorph.

  • @americanflag55msp74
    @americanflag55msp74 8 років тому +128

    1:39 "Get your toes outta the tea"

    • @commaqueenlebaci4264
      @commaqueenlebaci4264 8 років тому +10

      max never got his tea!

    • @MegaRagingBunny
      @MegaRagingBunny 8 років тому +2

      Parrot licked the side of the cup, I doubt owner would just give his parrot hot caffeine enriched tea with such amounts of sugar, that even coca cola would lay down and cry.

    • @annie.V.
      @annie.V. 8 років тому

      +MegaRagingBunny Parrot?

  • @jannawalters232
    @jannawalters232 Рік тому +2

    He would only know any bad words from hearing them. He's a darling bird

  • @youropinion755
    @youropinion755 2 роки тому +3

    0:45 What the hell was that???😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @oldschoolprince4714
    @oldschoolprince4714 5 років тому +3623

    “Have some Tea.”
    “Ahh yes, this tea does indeed produce lovely tones when I tape upon it with mine claw.”
    Edit: wow, came back after a month and already 1.3k. Go me😂

  • @libragirl8078
    @libragirl8078 5 років тому +676

    I bet he drives your neighbors nuts. 😂 cutie

    • @martinigasolini4062
      @martinigasolini4062 5 років тому +31

      @donttreadonme Don't do another she said joke ever again

    • @pr4208
      @pr4208 5 років тому +19

      @@martinigasolini4062 that's what she said

    • @bloodlove93
      @bloodlove93 5 років тому +13

      @@pr4208 while neither of those was good... I'll give you credit for sticking to it.

    • @dodgesofal1807
      @dodgesofal1807 5 років тому +8

      Reapers breath last death that’s what she said.

    • @supernana7263
      @supernana7263 5 років тому +4

      I'll do you one better.
      That's why she said