SGB Play: South Park: The Stick of Truth - Part 12
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- Опубліковано 25 січ 2025
- Episode 12: No one can resist the Hoff
The Humans and Elves begrudgingly join forces, and if they're gonna have any chance against Clyde, they need to recruit more warriors.
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As someone who's never seen or played this game before, I honestly thought that that was Johnny's censorship. Then when I realised it wasn't, I burst out laughing.
I thought that when I saw the thumbnail
I played the game and didn't even know you could do that!
"Greetings ladies and gentlemen, I'm Johnny."
"I'm Elliot."
"I'm Matt."
"I'm Mark."
"And I'm the guest star of this LP, David Hasslehoff."
onesonicguy "Hooray!"
So, where's your boat?
I completely lost when I first got "The Hasselhoff" I couldn't stop laughing. XD
I cant stop looking at the hoff......
And not a single fuck was given in South Park.
Rose Nakahara ...........
I do agree, Shantae for Sm4sh.
Rose Nakahara With eyes like that, I can't really blame you. Its like he's staring directly into your soul.
Rose Nakahara You can't look away from the Hoff.
Are we going to save Bikini Bottom now?
I wonder if Mileena's design from Mortal Kombat was originally inspired from the Kuchisake-onna, wearing a mask and accentuating her sexiness, only to reveal her Tarkatan teeth later.
That scissor lady is fucking crazy, always carry candles kids lol (a way to defeat her and all Yokai is throwing candles or fruit down they are compelled to pick it up
@@johnsugrue4155 Wait, so in the Ring, all people have to do to get away from Sadako is just, throw an apple at the ground?
Who are you?!
I'm David Hasselhoff.
Hooray!
So, uh...where's your boat?
Boat? Hahaha.
The new kid was so traumatised by his Dad's "Hoff" that he got surgery. I thought it was censored again when I saw the thumbnail.
that Hoff Face I want to Look away but I can't.... It's so memorizing
Fun fact of Wendy, she got a teacher sent to the sun and her first va committed suicide. Also, it was once Stan and Wendy broke up I hated her, then found out they finally got back together.
Also, this has to be said:
Stan: You look like you saw your parents having sex.
New kid: I did.
Stan: Holy shit dude, I am sorry.
New Kid: I am sorry I saw it
Daryl Green You know what someone needs to do? Make a whole what if type series of if the New Kid talked in this series. He would probably side with Kyle and feel really sorry after beating Butters and there would be a real emotional moment there.
Didn't wendy try to kill a substitute teacher in a earlier season
New Kid: All because I got shrunk by gnomes who steal underwear
I believe Ben Affleck was also a photo-realistic head on South Park. It was the episodes with the Thompsons that had TPS.
Mel Gibson and Saddam Hussein also had photo realistic faces
When I thought this game couldn't get any more insane, I learned that you can turn your face into a photo of Hoff.
The theme that plays during the makeover scene reminds me of the theme for Topo's boss fight in Brave Fencer Musashi.
Fun/Disturbing fact: If you go home with the hasslehoff face, your mother will shamelessly ask you to take her (although it's fairly obvious she doesnt know its not the real hasslehoff)
1st off happy Easter everybody!
2ndly............. I couldn't stop laughing with the whole rhinoplasty David Hasselholf! this game is slowly wining me over! I to.......... can play as old school Nick Fury (HISTORY TIME! Nick fury in later comics in the 80s I think, started to get his looks based of Holf. Heck, in the failed "NIck Fury Agents of SHIELD" tv series in the 90s.............he was played by Holf.)
Are the Woodland creatures used like the Mr Slave and Jesus attacks? If not, that was a missed opportunity!
I get a lost woods or mushroom forest from Mario RPG vibe from the forest.
god damn, i cant wait for the clinic part now, i think that has one of the topping moments in the game
I'm dreading the next part, there's one sequence I can't seem to get right and I always end up with a game over because of it.
God dammit the abortion clinic!!! That place kill me of laugh when i got there at the beginning... Until the boss came out...
Hm I've seen 3 LP's of this game and this is the first time I've seen Monica's Boyfriend ever attack but next week we got a giant....I'll wait until they all see it
"Fatbeard" (the pirate episode) took place in Somalia.
Huh... you know, in hindsight, I think I now know why Johnny used Hasselhoff's head instead of Eggman's in the previous video. Kind of like foreshadowing of what is coming.
... Dear God, no pun intended... DX
It would be all the more fitting if Stan was your buddy for this next part, what with the cross-dressing and him mimicking Cloud's victory pose. XD
Hasselhoff is always watching. *ALWAYS*
Michael Landon, JFK, JFK Jr, and Mel Gibson were also photo realistic heads
The third curse Cartman said was Frozen Tampon Popsicle.
No matter how many scoff, you must trust in the Hoff.
lol64min I must not coff, in love of the hoff
I've played through this game twice, and I never did half of the stuff you're doing Elliot! Cannot stop laughing at the Hoff! XD
oh I can't wait for matt's reaction to the end of the abortion clinic
Easter Sunday and I'm watching you guys doing South Park. I have some serious problems.
Hasslehoff is always watching0_0
First youtubers I've ever heard mention an urban legend.
I gave a chuckle when I saw the Hoff face, but I immediately took it off. The photorealistic face was bothering me, plus I like to look like me. I wanted my minstrel hat
I don't remember ever meeting the satan critters. Yet I got the achievment for farting on anyone. Yet again i also got the achiev,ent for never letting my partner stay dead in battle which i know i did. So the achievments are a bit glitched.
Is it just me, or does Elliots weapon with the thunder strap on look like the Monado?
Where?
"Sparkle"
"SUNSHINE!!!"
(make it happen) lol
CommandoKnight200 has the floor.
John, Question, you have seen everything Elliot recorded as the Cheif Editor, so does Elliot stay with the Hoff Face for the rest of the game or not?
When I had to get the Hoff face for a trophy I felt so awkward!!!! Had to get rid of it ASAP!
elliot you better stay as the hoff for the rest of hte lp dude...
Mel gibson was the most memorable of the photo real heads.
Me set up is basically giving the enemies maximum bleeding almost immediately, then giving myself health for their bleeding, while also bringing their defense down
All that Comic Sans in the girl's base.
//gross sobbing
Wait... that Sword of Endings looks a heck of a lot like Finn's sword from Adventure Time.
...That face is probably the creepiest thing in a video game ever...
Even Gigyas can't compete...
Adam Rhodes Now I'm imagining that you get a new attack when you get the Hoff head where you select it and it says "THE ENEMY CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF THE HOFF!" and it just zooms in on your face for about 5 seconds and then every enemy is knocked out.
Hey, johnny. just so you know, it was cartmen who had the Steve Urkel sleeping bag
The thumbnail ALONE madee laugh
25:01 matt found that way to funny
The episode where Cartman wanted to be a pirate, he went to Afghanistan I believe.
God have mercy on your soul if you say no to the Woodland Critter Friends.
Im pretty sure im not the only one that cringes a little bit everytime Elliot just sells armor and weapons. I always have this problem with RPGs with infinite Inventoryspace where i just can't sell any type of Armor or Weapon because "well i might need it later".
Otherwise Man-Bear-Pig/Not Al Gore is rather easy as said because hes just one high health target that goes down rather easy if you have the status effects to mess him up (mostly bleed) and even then he doesnt hurt nearly as bad as he did before.
And next up the Abortion Clinic where we encounter the more fucked up enemys in the game. Also abortion on Randys balls because South Park.
Thor der Donnergott Trust me, you are absolutely not the only guy who does that. Even if I know that the equipement is useless and will do me no further good, I still prefer keeping it around instead of selling it.
Thor der Donnergott Why would you need Level 1 equipment later?
Not if the armor is weaker than the strongest one.
Thor der Donnergott I do the exact same thing. I mainly started doing it because i played several RPGs that asked for weaker weapons to craft stronger weapons, so i just decided to save every single item in every RPG just to prevent screwing myself up by having sold the weapon i needed to craft for a stronger wapon (and this has happened and it pissed me off).
the way i see it unless ti's an elemental weapon once a weapon becomes inferior i get rid of it
Just for the sake of information I believe Cartman has the lowest health of the buddies with Stan having the highest. But Cartman compensates for his lower health by getting double the benefits from potions.
Does Elliot keep the hasselhoff for the rest of the game?
I've actually found Cartman's HP to deplete the fastest.
Also, the pirates were from Somalia
2:58 Sounds like someone wants their MTV.
Yay yay yay yay yay yay 😊 yay 😊
I wonder if I'm the only one who noticed that the girl's bathroom scenes how the United Nations work or at least Model United Nations
I'm amazed by how many references to The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie are being made in the comments section
the inner SpongeBob fan in me is pleased...
Don't Hassle The Hoff
Pls tell me when this series is done, that next up is Smash Bros. Wii U.
Is there gonna be any ref to the Brown Noise?
***** It's also one of Jimmy's moves as a buddy
When are you guys going to do Pokemon Crystal?
Looked up slit woman I won't go to bed
What.....The....Fuck? THAT HEAD?!
Is Captain Hindsight in this game?
I feel bad saying this, but is there any way you lose the Hoff later? I find it really annoying.
When are you gonna get to the girls/ cross dressing sidequest? XD
Why is princess Celestia in a south park game!!!!????
I'm sure that's mostly coincidence. Likely a parody of the MLP franchise, but the fact that it looks like her I'm sure is, again, coincidental.
Elliot. Why in Hoff's name did you sell the SWAT armour? Including the headgear, which allows you to attack again after killing an enemy? Which effectively mean's you've won the game, depending on how strong your weapon is? Elliot seriously, you could have sold everything else and would still have enough for the Hoff.
12 Bits because he doesnt need it...simple as that
John: Seriously Elliot! Elliot, seriously?!
Happy Easter! let's watch something slightly immoral! :D
Also, I thought this game was close to being over! I totally forgot about Canada.
HAHAHAHAHAHA XD
You can no longer take this game seriously.
God dammit why did Elliot side with Cartman?
I overall like Kyle and Stan better.
QQ
Yeah right?
Those two seem so much nicer than Cartman.
:/
Agreed, Kyle rocks
Question, what happens if you play as a girl? ( if you can at all)
It's mostly aesthetic, because you have to start as a boy, and it's not until around this part that you can wear girl stuff.
ilikethecokev2 well thats disapointing, I wanted to play as a girl to see the changes
ZARDU HASSLEFRAU!!!!!!!
are you fucking kidding me? Girls LOVE Larping.
Dracul JOSHI wait, really? how did I not know this beforehand? thanks for the help, have a nice day or night wherever you are.
Sunshine!
Douglas Levin sparkle!
@@shawnfields266 Douglas Levin has the floor.
Since when is Foxy the Pirate Fox is in this game
*bitchslap*
Five Nights at Freddy's came out after this game was made.
So that Foxy's the original.
Don't worry guys I'll be the first to say sunshine at that panel. I hope your panel is not at the same time as AlphaOmegaSin's, then I will have to make a very tough choice.
Okay, so... probably gonna get a lot of flack for this, but since I don't give a fuck about the haters, this warning is to those of you that actually like me.
Anyways, who is David Hasselhoff? I've only heard of him once, and that was from that first spongebob movie, which I never saw. I know he's an actor, but who IS he?
He's known most for his roles as Michael Knight in Knight Rider and Mitch Buchannon in Baywatch.
.......please change back.
Given how much South Park trangresses taboo to the point of utter stupidity, I think the jab at stereotypical girls seems a bit weak. Whaddya think?
Ultrapyre Well, they don't do it to get a reaction. It's just a joke that plays on a stereotype. It doesn't HAVE to be offensive.
*sigh* The people in my state are stupid...
(I live in Alabama)
I REALLY can't stand Elliot's laugh. -_-
First
Why did I comment this
Because you were first, and possibly very very bored.
Look inside yourself and ask: 'why', everyone else questions the existence of that thought process too.