@@znub206 well guess what *I take pepole breath away with my smartness* *However you person I don't know, you take peoples breath away by being a buzz kill and can't take a joke within a joke* (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ Btw thanks for going out of YOUR way to let me know I'm being serious, cuz I wasn't thank you very much ಠ‿ಠ
@@ThatBoyKin- Oh you're one of those people, and also thanks for ruining the joke the original commenter made. That's all you did really, ruin the joke.
This man probably has kids, and its heartwarming to think, in decades to come, that they can watch this video and remember their dear old dad as he used to be before Alzheimer's turned him into an asshole.
Son of a .....When that thing starts, it sounds exactly like the water heater in my RV when it fires up. Kinda comes on with a bang, then mellows right out. And right there at 0:08, dude, that's some Formula 1 shifting going on. Might be needing a little chapstick after that wind event!
The further we got into the video, I noticed you realised the air quality was not going to let you breathe properly for the foreseeable future and I started to appreciate that you've recorded this gem. Hats off t I mean, lids up, for reasons
The almighty UA-cam once again randomly recommends a video at my precise education level and the proper length of my attention span. In fact, even the subject matter of this video in an apt parody of my life. 🤨 Astonishing.
Absolutely stellar performance squire!👌 I actually felt a little emotional watching this... beautiful starter for 10 with the wet squelch at the end....💩💦 Took one for team, proud of you son.😢👌⭐️👍
That was a barrel roll into a split-s, followed by a zoom climb and finishing with a lazy 8. I'll give this an 8.5/10. Remember, your finishing move is always the most important..
I would insult the thought pattern that went, "I'm sure I'm about to fart...while sending my asstronauts on their journey to the toilet...I think I should film myself for the world to see(and hear)." But lightening would strike me down if I said I haven't had the same damn thought before, and didn't have my own personal catalog of self-brewed rumblers.
Why did I watch this? I hear the same thing every morning when my husband gets out of bed and goes to pee. This is what social distancing has done to me. Dayam.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I almost shat myself I was laughing so hard. Good thing he was on the toilet when that came out. I’m surprised there’s anything left of the toilet after that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I love how his eyes got as big as saucers near the end that was pure gold hahahahahaha. That had to of broken the sound barrier.
Great film, but I enjoyed the book better
Lol
W 😂
lmao
What’s the book called? Never heard of it
Wait where can I get the book?
I never thought I would be laying in bed at 5 in the morning watching a man farting on the toilet. Times have changed since 2007.
2007? bro the vid was from 4yr ago
@@idioticmonkey I know that but times have changed since 2007.
man made things dont change they just degrade.
same here in late 2022!
we had 2 girls 1 cup back then bro
Sounded like a small engine trying to start 🤣🤣🤣
One of those hedge cutters maybe?
@@nielfindlay705 yes!
Yeah
Lol... Just a bit more choke and it would gave started..
It did start. But it ran out of fuel.
The background noise, the echo, the breath of relief at the end, the crescendo of the fart… simply *amazing.*
“The crescendo” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
”epic fart”
18k people: ”interesting.”
No
I have had epic toilet farts like this before over the years. Each one were immediately followed by sudden bursts of stinky wind too.
U mean 50k
Yes
50,4k *
Sounds like an small plane trying to start the engine
Lmaooo
why did you copy this comment?
@@burankuleader1345 What are you talking about
@@mariogodoy494 someone wrote this exact comment before you.
@@burankuleader1345 Bruh I just wrote what it looks like, I never intended to copy the comment
Breathtaking
@@ThatBoyKin- Yes that is the joke well done.
@@znub206 thank you for your sarcasm it was not needed
@@ThatBoyKin- thank you for going out of your way to explain the joke and then reply to my comment you’re so smart
@@znub206 well guess what
*I take pepole breath away with my smartness*
*However you person I don't know, you take peoples breath away by being a buzz kill and can't take a joke within a joke* (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
Btw thanks for going out of YOUR way to let me know I'm being serious, cuz I wasn't thank you very much ಠ‿ಠ
@@ThatBoyKin- Oh you're one of those people, and also thanks for ruining the joke the original commenter made. That's all you did really, ruin the joke.
We will have flying cars In 2020.
2020:
Me: watching videos on car repair
UA-cam: here check out this video of an epic fart.
Me: well why not 🤷🏼♂️
When the toilet bowl rings, you know it's powerful
Hit the primer bulb a few times she'll turn right over😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂 Holy crap that's great
This man probably has kids, and its heartwarming to think, in decades to come, that they can watch this video and remember their dear old dad as he used to be before Alzheimer's turned him into an asshole.
I’ll come back in 5 years when this has 20 million views
...so, you'll come back when this fart has matured? 🤣
His family must be _soooooo_ proud, bless him.
This sums up 90 percent of the content on youtube
lmfao ;)
Son of a .....When that thing starts, it sounds exactly like the water heater in my RV when it fires up. Kinda comes on with a bang, then mellows right out. And right
there at 0:08, dude, that's some Formula 1 shifting going on. Might be needing a little chapstick after that wind event!
Chapstick lol
Mr Tony Levin ;)
I couldn't have said it better myself. Wisdom for the ages this is.
Gotta love farts that sound like they're angry to exist
There is a tear in the fabric of the space-time continuum
Martin’s wife: He’s probably cheating on me
Martin:
My day is 1000% better than it was before this video. Thank you kind sir.
The echo and the acoustics of the fart sound in the bowl are mind blowing.
The further we got into the video, I noticed you realised the air quality was not going to let you breathe properly for the foreseeable future and I started to appreciate that you've recorded this gem.
Hats off t
I mean, lids up, for reasons
Made my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣. This fart is absolutely underrated
What an adorable channel about a man sharing his kittens, guitar and his life! I hope nothing nasty hap...
This is somehow very enlightening, I have truly achieved true inner peace. Thank you
Inner piece for you but his insides are in pieces.
Good one
That rising crescendo ending with tuck finish - even took him by surprise. Hats off.
This sounded like Leatherface's chainsaw xD
Dude, your my hero
This needs to be added to the US National Archive.
For being arsethetically significant.
The almighty UA-cam once again randomly recommends a video at my precise education level and the proper length of my attention span. In fact, even the subject matter of this video in an apt parody of my life. 🤨
Astonishing.
A fart so epic that it could shut up any wife
Welcome back to another episode of
Why is this on my recommended
Bro's been holding that fart since the establishment of Rome
We all the know the majority of people watching are guys
I'm a girl though- and I'm dying from laughter (I mean I'm only 13 so-) xD
@@featherwhiskerfan629 Oh no a furry
Oh no
I’m a 44 year old woman.
@@matthewwilderbrokemystride2972 I'm in my 60's. Farts keep me young! Haha!
Son: "Mom! Where's my RC plane?"
Mom: "I don't know. I think I heard it fly into the restroom."
So it is written. Farts will NEVER cease to be funny. 😆😆😆
It’s always the little farts you feel in the cheap acoustic bathroom that end up like this.
The look on your face . . .PRICELESS !!!
Me: Watching car videos
UA-cam: Hey, do you want to see an epic fart?
I swear if this blows up and gets in everyone’s recommended
I'm here, aren't I?
I m here 😅🤣🤣
This is like one of those videos when you look in the middle of the night at about 2 am and you’re in another episode of UA-cam’s recommendations.
Absolutely stellar performance squire!👌 I actually felt a little emotional watching this... beautiful starter for 10 with the wet squelch at the end....💩💦 Took one for team, proud of you son.😢👌⭐️👍
Thank you. That means so much to me. I feel as though my work is worth all the effort
@@merlimax bless you my son.... you have done us proud as both a nation & indeed a generation.😢
@@merlimax Movie Critic: The fart this country really needed right now!!
Ladies and gentleman, we introduce to you the ultimate COVID-19 vaccine.
When it dries, it’ll itch like hell. Godspeed brother
I’ve gotta agree with Martin, that was a frickin epic fart
sincere and heartfelt congratulations
THEM EYES...... THE UNDERWEAR, THE LEGAL BATTLE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💩
I thought is eyes were going to pop out of his head after doing his impressions of a Vespa trying to get revived after years of being in of the road
Still the greatest movie ever the plot twist at the end I never saw it coming.
The confidence is something we all need to admire
I salute you, sir - THAT was a fart of epic volume & length !
Yes a toilet was harmed.
"Who does #2 work for?"
Good melody. I use it to make my baby fall asleep.
This video is more about the facial expressions 🤣😂🤣😅. You blew that place up man👍
Dude, that was awesome. Had to be so serious relief there 🤣🤣🤣
0:08
The face you make when your crush gets asked out by another guy and says yes:
How to leave your mark on the world
Plan A: Try to impress people with your wit and wisdom and charm
Plan B: This
Superb effort, I'd be proud of that one if it was mine... Good facial expressions as well...
Think it’s battery is almost dead
It's official, that was an epic fart
That fart sounded extra terrestrial
Love the eye contact while ripping one...excellent!!!
I feel like we need a running commentary on that one there was so many stages and layers to it.
A work of Art!!! You Da man... Dam!!
The harmonic resonance is strong in this one.
waited for my bluetooth headphones to connect just to hear this.
Thank goodness he was already perched on the throne…I wouldn’t imagine he’d have any y-fronts left after such an epic 💨 😂
This made me cry a little with laughter XD. That’s hilarious 😂
Ah, the old toilet fart. Like talking through a megaphone.
I call that 12 burritos and a root beer float
Sounds like a 2 stroke motor trying to start...and then suddenly revving to life 😂
Sounded like an old engine trying to fire up. Great fart.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can NOT I said NOOOT stop lauging. That is me EEEVERYYY MORNING!!!
Wow Martin you amaze me yet again
If antibiotics gave you those side effects, imagine what taco bell does to this man
That was a barrel roll into a split-s, followed by a zoom climb and finishing with a lazy 8. I'll give this an 8.5/10. Remember, your finishing move is always the most important..
A nice easy 199k views there
That face when you know you are too much Taco Bell
I would insult the thought pattern that went, "I'm sure I'm about to fart...while sending my asstronauts on their journey to the toilet...I think I should film myself for the world to see(and hear)." But lightening would strike me down if I said I haven't had the same damn thought before, and didn't have my own personal catalog of self-brewed rumblers.
Beautiful words. So touching, so true
This could be played over 2 stroke bike racing
Sounds exactly the same as your neighbor weed whacking at 8 am on a Sunday morning
i don't know why, but i've liked it
Why did I watch this? I hear the same thing every morning when my husband gets out of bed and goes to pee. This is what social distancing has done to me. Dayam.
0:03 When the last zone is approaching in COD Warzone...
everyone say "thank you martin pickett"
You looked surprised when it turned into a jazz trumpet at the end.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I almost shat myself I was laughing so hard. Good thing he was on the toilet when that came out. I’m surprised there’s anything left of the toilet after that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. I love how his eyes got as big as saucers near the end that was pure gold hahahahahaha. That had to of broken the sound barrier.
These comments got me weak 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That dead stare into the camera was epic.
He burnt like 500 calories from that single fart
This man built America
Thank God that's over, what a relief
I feel better just having heard that...
This will literally be my brother when he grows up
The title should be " A fart so big it comes out both ends".
Who else got click bated buy this Dudes boat race LOL ? ;)
If you found this in your recommend...
I welcome you
This man thinks the unthinkable.