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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @jesmarina
    @jesmarina 6 місяців тому +95

    Elon Musk is not and never was "an inventor".

    • @georgerichardson964
      @georgerichardson964 5 місяців тому +2

      I am sure he is not concerned

    • @TS-1267
      @TS-1267 5 місяців тому

      ... "THE POPE IS NOT AND NEVER WILL BE CATHOLIC "

    • @benjaminqmorris
      @benjaminqmorris 5 місяців тому +9

      @@TS-1267 the pope prays and conducts sermons and whatnot - he didn't just buy the title with his family's blood diamond riches like musk did. god, never thought i'd defend the pope.

    • @MrGlenLane
      @MrGlenLane 4 місяці тому

      @@TS-1267 No, I hear he prefers dogs.

    • @gospelofrye6881
      @gospelofrye6881 2 місяці тому +2

      @@georgerichardson964 He is clearly super concerned that people will not roll over and call him the greatest man alive. Telling people who won't advertise on X "go f**k yourselves' and then suing an industry group that monitors media and tells investors where not to advertise is probably peak insecurity, in 2024.

  • @rbarnett3200
    @rbarnett3200 8 місяців тому +53

    "Supposing we hit the body. With a tremendous, er, whether it's ultraviolet or a very powerful light...and then I said supposing you brought the light inside the body? Which you can do either through the skin or, er, in some other way...right? And I see the disinfectant. That knocks it out. In a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that? By injection inside or er..."
    This isn't just the stupidest thing said by an elected American president this is the stupidest thing said by anyone ever.

    • @billberndtson
      @billberndtson 8 місяців тому

      He was signaling to Putin to nuke us, probably.

    • @billberndtson
      @billberndtson 7 місяців тому +8

      With the possible exception of "I'm voting for Trump."

    • @TERMINATIONBLISS08
      @TERMINATIONBLISS08 6 місяців тому +1

      There's a British show called "Faking It: Tears of a Crime" which has experts in psychology, body language, and speech. They did a special on Trump. I would recommend watching it.

  • @billberndtson
    @billberndtson 8 місяців тому +104

    As an American I want to say that Elon Musk is South African and not American. I want to say that because there are too many powerful Americans who embarrass and revolt me already.

    • @bjarkih1977
      @bjarkih1977 8 місяців тому +7

      Isn't he an US citizen?

    • @billberndtson
      @billberndtson 8 місяців тому +10

      @@bjarkih1977 Yeah. *sigh* That's why I only wanted to say it.

    • @bradleybarnett9545
      @bradleybarnett9545 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@@billberndtsonAs an Australian, it's bloody wonderful to be able to truthfully say that Rupert Murdoch is an American citizen aswell.

    • @ThatGuy-he6lc
      @ThatGuy-he6lc 5 місяців тому +1

      @@bradleybarnett9545 And actually not an Australian, and hasn't been since he acquired US citizenship!

    • @bradleybarnett9545
      @bradleybarnett9545 5 місяців тому

      @@ThatGuy-he6lc Just as I, an Australian, said.

  • @harbscantina
    @harbscantina 3 місяці тому +9

    Ian really hit it on the head with what it looks like in Trump Tower 🙂

    • @VLind-uk6mb
      @VLind-uk6mb 2 місяці тому +1

      Love "Dictator Chic"!

  • @danmayberry1185
    @danmayberry1185 8 місяців тому +18

    19:05 Ian makes Nachos the funniest word ever.

  • @PaulG.x
    @PaulG.x 8 місяців тому +17

    You don't need crampons.
    You just use the haemorrhoids as foot and hand holds rock climbing style.

  • @stevezpj
    @stevezpj 5 місяців тому +9

    Hilarious that the Musk episode is long enough ago for them to have not heard of him

  • @cathyshort
    @cathyshort 8 місяців тому +11

    You can get the Complete Works of Shakespeare free online! 😂😂😂

  • @Yickbob
    @Yickbob 5 місяців тому +1

    Funny, knowledgeable & principled - what’s not to like?

  • @dereks1264
    @dereks1264 5 місяців тому +9

    "He's a Bond villain."

  • @johnrowland3105
    @johnrowland3105 6 місяців тому +3

    It's because America presents its political figures and industrialists as something akin to godlike status.
    When, as you see here, their obvious flaws are laid bare for political lampooning that is not encouraged in America.

  • @AaronFielder-v3r
    @AaronFielder-v3r 6 місяців тому +4

    May 2024 and here we still effing are!

  • @synthonaplinth5980
    @synthonaplinth5980 5 місяців тому +1

    "Why couldn't we time the wedding to be in the middle in the night here, so the Americans could watch?"
    Can you imagine the public outcry in England had they broadcast the Royal Wedding at night? Thousands of people would have gotten a good night's sleep.

  • @colinlittlewood9613
    @colinlittlewood9613 5 місяців тому +2

    I was very grateful to have new episodes during the Zoom era, but watching it back feels so weird.

  • @paulhammons7077
    @paulhammons7077 8 місяців тому +2

    As an American 😅😂 a joke is a joke 😊

    • @GeorgeF-c4m
      @GeorgeF-c4m 6 місяців тому

      As an American🇺🇲I agree!

  • @terraplane49
    @terraplane49 5 місяців тому

    The A119 is quite a nice road.

  • @cgdimension
    @cgdimension 5 місяців тому +1

    wish they had made Farage Ambassador, forever and not in the UK

  • @FistandFootMartialArts
    @FistandFootMartialArts 5 місяців тому +1

    25:35 ... and here in America, we're still waiting...

  • @terenzo50
    @terenzo50 8 місяців тому +1

    Still not committed to an insane asylum. Maybe we should be.

  • @kasimrehman971
    @kasimrehman971 5 місяців тому

    that obama pizza comment aint been noticed enough

  • @mauriceBrown06090513272728
    @mauriceBrown06090513272728 6 місяців тому +1

    You know this is from a few years ago, right?

    • @ethzero
      @ethzero 6 місяців тому +5

      (I'm curious to whom the commenter is addressing? 😂)

  • @narvickdevil
    @narvickdevil 4 дні тому +1

    Nish kumar is as funny as joe wilkinson on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown, they're both as relevant as having a loud inappropriate fart at a funeral 😅

  • @barraihennebry6361
    @barraihennebry6361 Місяць тому

    So, what was the fascinating fact about tomato ketchup?

  • @damnheat2005
    @damnheat2005 Місяць тому +1

    It's tripe like this that reminds me why I stopped watching TV. 5+ years later, haven't missed it once. Highly recommended.

  • @MrWayout74
    @MrWayout74 8 місяців тому +229

    By show of likes or dislikes...Nish Kumar, funny?

    • @rbarnett3200
      @rbarnett3200 8 місяців тому +48

      I feel kind of bad for Nish. He really really wants to be funny. But isn't. He seems like a nice guy and has a sense of humour, but he's very much not a comedian. I wanted to be a professional footballer when I was a kid. I love football. But I wasn't any good at it. I had enough self-awareness to realise that it was never going to happen and at best I could only ever hope to be mildly competent at it. Nish hasn't quite got to that level of self-awareness yet. Nice enough guy though.

    • @anthonymiddleton9409
      @anthonymiddleton9409 8 місяців тому +26

      No one finds Nish as funny as Nish does.

    • @Ffinity
      @Ffinity 8 місяців тому +20

      Why do you care? Do you need validation?

    • @richardrhodes5323
      @richardrhodes5323 8 місяців тому +11

      No i don't find him funny in the slightest

    • @davidkelly499
      @davidkelly499 8 місяців тому +7

      One of those guys that knows the right people and keeps getting these gigs because of it. But he has toured so there must be a few thousand people in the UK that find him funny

  • @irenedow5665
    @irenedow5665 3 місяці тому

    Can’t we just get to Europe by plane on time instead rockets in half an hour..

  • @gigiroelant7299
    @gigiroelant7299 Місяць тому

    Versus America is a bad title. I can't stand Elon or Trump, America is not a singular entity. A lot of us hate them too!

  • @irenedow5665
    @irenedow5665 3 місяці тому

    Joke at very end about Trump not saying origins but instead oranges. Trump is thinking about colour of his suit in a few years. Ouch.What a joke that Trump instead is going for president again not jail.

  • @brendasg155
    @brendasg155 2 місяці тому

    They're not comedians. They're cun.....

  • @treborif
    @treborif 6 місяців тому

    Trump has the last laugh fellers . ..

    • @heliotropezzz333
      @heliotropezzz333 5 місяців тому +9

      Laughing in prison? Whistling in the dark?

    • @bartsimpsonhead2790
      @bartsimpsonhead2790 5 місяців тому +5

      ...32 times, and counting

    • @Mrc172
      @Mrc172 2 місяці тому +1

      "They're eating their dogs and cats" 🤪

  • @Mickenos85
    @Mickenos85 8 місяців тому +1

    I hold Farage and Trump in high regard. I have watched hundreds of hignfy over an extended period. And this is the first time Ive ever seen the players buttering up to the elites. The first time Ive not been ammused.

    • @alfsmith4936
      @alfsmith4936 8 місяців тому +61

      Sleepwalking into fascism isn't a good habit.. Have you spoken to a doctor about your inner monologue yet?

    • @josephkarl2061
      @josephkarl2061 8 місяців тому +13

      ​@alfsmith4936 While he's there, he can talk about his gun fetish. Most people say 'amused', but this bloke likes his mirth with a bit more fire-power 👍

    • @Paul_Ward
      @Paul_Ward 8 місяців тому

      Aww, that's a shame.
      They mock everyone, left or right. If you don't like hearing the truth through satire, maybe grow a thicker skin and remember that your heroes are nor anything like that.

    • @nonegone7170
      @nonegone7170 8 місяців тому +6

      "I hold Farage and Trump in high regard"
      Don't worry, some day we'll find a cure for your insanity.

    • @hansakkerman2611
      @hansakkerman2611 7 місяців тому +19

      Honest question: Why do you hold them in high regard?
      Besides which, both were born rich, how are they not "elites"?